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Jay: Hey, you know those guys, “Zack & Miri Make Your Porno”? Holden: Uh huh? Jay: Yeah, well my cousin, Lester, used to work for them. He says he can get me and Silent Bob a good deal. Holden: Holden: Why? Jay: Well, Olaf got us fuckin’ free tickets to his concert, I figured MY cousin could get us somethin’. Holden: Yeah, but those guys do pornos for couples. Jay: Yes Sir. Holden: So, why are you and Bob gonna get your cousin to get you money off with them? Jay: Do I stutter, Motherfucker? BECAUSE HE USED TO WORK FOR THEM.
#<333#Yeah this was funny in my head#like I feel like Jay felt absolutely no need to announce his relationship with Bob he just expects everyone to know#and Holden is a dense fuck#also I just like Lester and Olaf#more love for Lester and Olaf#incorrect quotes#view askewniverse#jay and silent bob#jay derris#silent bob#holden mcniel#chasing amy#jay and silent bob reboot#clerks 3#clerks iii#lester zack and miri#zack and miri make a porno
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All 128 Quotes for our Quotable Disney Tournament!
They are alphabetical. First by where then by who and finally by what.
101 Dalmatians (1961) -1-
Cruella De Vil: "Miserable, darling, as usual, perfectly wretched."
A Bug's Life (1998) -1-
Flik: "It's you who need us! We're a lot stronger than you say we are...and you know it, don't you?"
A Goofy Movie (1995) -2-
Lester the Possum: "Who's your favorite possum?" Nerdy Kid: "Yo, Stacy! Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!"
Aladdin (1992) -4- and Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) -1-
Genie: "All right you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies." "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it-GREAT!" "Ten Thousand Years will give you such a crick in the neck!" Jafar: "Giving you your reward... your ETERNAL reward!" Genie: "Sand! It's everywhere. Get used to it."
Amphibia (2019-22) -1-
Marcy [S2 E20]: "But look at how much fun we've had. Look at how much you've both grown. Look at Spring, I gave you this. I gave you everything! I just...didn't want to be alone."
Bambi (1942) -1-
Thumper: "If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all."
Beauty and the Beast (1991/2017) -3-
Luminer: "Try the gray stuff, it's delicious" Gaston and LeFou: "Dismissed. Rejected. Publically humiliated. Why it's more than I can bare." / "More beer?" LeFou (2017): "There's a beast running wild, there's no question. But I fear the wrong monster's released."
Brave (2012) -1-
Merida: "I am Merida, first born child of Clan DunBroch, and I will be shooting for my own hand."
Brother Bear (2003) -1-
Kenia: "Well, it's kind of about a man...and kind of about a bear. But mostly about a monster."
Buzz Lightyear Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) -1-
Emperor Zurg: "Target the planet of widows and orphans"
Christopher Robin (2018) -1-
Winnie the Pooh: "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
Cinderella (1950) -1-
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish a heart makes."
Descendants: Rise of Red (2024) -1-
Ella: "There's nothing I wouldn't do if my heart tells me it's right If it's for someone I love If it's to save a life"
Disney America Press Conference (1993) -1-
Bob Weis: "We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave, and what it was lite to escape through the Underground Railroad."
Finding Nemo (2003) -1-
Dory: "Just keep swimming."
Frozen (2012) -3- and Frozen 2 (2019) -1-
Olaf: "Some people are worth melting for." Prince Hans and Princess Anna: "We finish each other's--" / "Sandwiches!" / "That's what I was going to say!" Princess Anna: "Do you wanna build a snowman?" Queen Elsa: "Everyone I have ever loved is here within these walls"
Fun and Fancy Free (1947) -1-
Jiminy Cricket: "Don't cross a bridge or peak 'round the corner until you're there. Just learn to smile and in a while, you'll find trouble's a bubble of air"
Gargoyles (1994-97) -1- and Gargoyles the Movie: Heroes Awaken (1995) -1-
David Xanatos [S1 E2]: "Pay a man enough and he'll walk barefoot into hell." Elisa Maza: "Claw marks? What could leave claw marks in solid stone?"
Gravity Falls (2012-16) -7-
Bill Cipher [S2 E21]: "I have some children I need to make into corpses." Blonde Woman in Blue [S2 E5]: "You can't undo who you are." Grunkle Stan [S2 E5]: "Sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life." [S1 E10] "You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder." [S1 E5] "You had your chance at the cotillion, you!" Soos (reading Romance Academy) [S2 E5]: "When the cherry petals of magic Romance Academy are in bloom...anthyding can hadplen." Soos' Abuelita and Soos [S2 E5]: "I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels!" / "And with grandpa." / "...no, he's not there."
Halloweentown (1998) -1-
Aggie Cromwell: "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it."
Hercules (1997) -4- and the series (1998-99) -3-
Hades: "I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat." Megera: "I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day." Sundial Seller: "Wanna buy a sundial?" Zeus: "For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart." Adonis [S1 E10]: "Would sturdier lies help? I could shore them up with some half-truths!" Aphrodite [S1 E27]: "Okay, that's curvy enough for you, young man." Trivia [S1 E9]: "I'm only trying to stimulate your minds, people."
High School Musical (2006) -2-
Basketball Team: "Getcha head in the game!" Everybody: "What team?" / "WILDCATS!"
Lilo and Stitch (2002) -5-
Lilo Pelekai: "My friends need to be punished." "Oh good! my dog found the chainsaw!" "Pudge controls the weather." Lilo and Nani Pelekai and Stitch: "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten." Stitch: "This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good."
Mary Poppins (1964) -2-
Mr. George Banks: "You'll be part of: railways through Africa! Dams across the Nile! Fleets of ocean greyhounds, majestic self-amortizing canals! Plantations of ripening tea,,," Mrs. Winifred Banks: "Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid."
Meet the Robinsons (2007) -2-
Lewis: "Keep moving forward." Walt Disney: "Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." [as written at the end]
Milo Murphy's Law (2016-19) -2-
Bradley Nicholson [S1 E1b]: "Oh, sorry, I'm trapped in a ribcage right now." Orton Mahlson [S2 E1]: "They say write what you know, but all I knew was the zoning commission."
Monsters, Inc. (2001) -1-
Roz: "Your stunned silence is very reassuring."
Mulan (1998) -7-
Chinese Soldier: "Now all of China knows you're here." Fa Ancestor: "We can't ALL be acupuncturists!" Li Shang: "I'll make a man out of you" Mushu: "Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! make note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow," "My little baby, off to destroy people." "You missed?! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!" The Emperor of China: "No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."
National Treasure (2004) -1- and National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) -1-
Ben Gates: "A toast, yeah? To high treason. That’s what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered. Oh! oh my personal favorite; had their entrails cut out and burned. So, here’s to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right." Ben Gates: "I'm going to kidnap the President of the United States."
Newsies: The Musical -1-
Jack, Katherine, Davey, Lou: "Get those kids to see we're circling victory And watch what happens We're doing something no one's even tried And, yes, we're terrified But watch what happens"
Oliver and Company (1988) -2-
Francis: "Isn't it rather dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence?" "My name is Francis. Not Frank. Not Frankie. Francis."
Once Upon A Time (2011-18) -1-
Rumpelstiltskin: "All magic comes with a price, dearie!"
Park Rides -3-
it's a small world: "it's a small world after all." Spaceship Earth: "After 30,000 years of time travel, here we are--a truly global community, poised to shape the future of this, our Spaceship Earth." Splash Mountain: "What goes up is sure to come down. A penny lost is a penny found. How do you do? And you howdy back. A little bit of this and a little bit of that."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (2005 and 2024-) -1-
Percy Jackson: "Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood..."
Peter Pan (1953) -1-
Wendy Darling: "But, Mother, I don't want to grow up."
Phineas and Ferb (2007-) -3- and Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011) -1-
Almost Everyone: "Hey, where's Perry?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz: "Curse you Perry the Platypus!" Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: "What'cha doin'?" Phineas Fletcher: "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" Dr. Doofenshmirtz: "If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice."
Pinocchio (1940) -1-
The Coachman: "Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself."
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) -1- and Dead Man's Chest (2006) -1-
Captain Jack Sparrow: "So, you see, we're all men of our word. Except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman!" Davy Jones: "Do you fear death?"
Pocahontas (1995) -1-
John Smith: "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."
Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) -1-
Christopher Robin, Winnie the Pooh: "Promise me you'll be here. Always. Even when I'm a hundred?" / "How old shall I be then?" / "Ninety-nine." / "I Promise!...forever and ever."
Ratatouille (2007) -2-
Remy: "Change is nature, dad. The part we can influence. And that starts when we decide." "The only thing predictable about life is it's unpredictability."
Return to Oz (1985) -1-
Jack Pumpkinhead and Dorothy: "If his brain's run, how can he talk?" / "It happens all the time, Jack."
Robin Hood (1973) -1-
King Richard Lionheart: "It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law!"
Sleeping Beauty (1959) -1-
Prince Phillip: "Now, Father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!"
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) -1-
The Dwarfs cut song: "You're never too old to be young."
Tangled (2010) -3- and Tangled the series (2017-2020) -1-
Eugene Fitzherbert: "I'mnotfreakingoutareyoufreakingout?I'mjustveryinterestedinyourhairandthemagicalqualitiesitposses.howlonghasitbeendoingthatexactly?" "This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story. And the truth is, it isn't even mine." "You were my new dream." Princess Rapunzel and Queen Arianna: "Plus est en von."
The Aristocats (1970) -1-
Marie: "Ladies do not start fights. But they can finish them."
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) -1-
Lucy Pevensie: "Or have you forgotten who really defeated the White Witch?"
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) -6-
Chaca: "Well, which is it? It seems like a pretty crucial conjunction." Emperor Kuzco, Yzma, Kronk: "How did you get back here before us?" / "Uh...uh, how did we, Kronk?" / "Well, you've got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense." Kronk: "Oh yeah, it's all coming together." "Oh, right, the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison specifically chosen to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison?" Yzma: "A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!" "Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives--AH HA HA HA! I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!... Or to save on postage I'll just poison him with this!"
The Fox and the Hound (1981) -1-
Widow Tweed: "We met it seems, such a short time ago. You looked at me, needing me so. Yet from your sadness, our happiness grew. Then I found out, I need you, too. I remember how we used to play. I recall those rainy days, the fires glowed, that kept us warm. And now I find, we're both alone. Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end. But in my heart's a memory, and there you'll always be."
The Great Mouse Detective (1986) -1-
Basil: "There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think."
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) -2-
Judge Frollo and Captain Phoebus: "Look at that disgusting display." / "Yes, sir!" The Archdeacon: "You can lie to yourself and your minions. You can claim that you haven't a qualm. But you never can run from nor hide what you've done from the eyes the very eyes of Notre Dame."
The Incredibles (2007) -3-
Dash: "We're dead! We're dead! We're alive, but we're dead!" Edna Mode: "No capes." Honey Best: "The 'Greater Good?' I am your WIFE. I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!"
The Lion King (1995) -1- and The Lion King II Simba's Pride (1998) -1-
Timon: "What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?" Animals: "Someone once lied to us, now we're not so blind"
The Muppets Treasure Island (1996) -1-
Long John Silver and Clueless Morgan: "This is a cursed place." / "Now that's an informed opinion."
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1989-91) -1-
Tigger and Eeyore [S1 E8a]: "You know, that's the third time today you've called me 'Tigger.'" / "Well, aren't you?" / "No, I don't have any stripes." / "Oh, doesn't matter. You're still Tigger, on the inside...You'll always be Tigger. It's all in the stuffing."
The Parent Trap (1998) -1-
Meredith Blake and Nick Parker: "Get the picture? It's me or them. Take your pick." / "Them." / "Excuse me?" / "T-H-E-M, them. Get the picture?"
The Princess and the Frog (2009) -2-
Dr. Facillier: "Shake my hand. Come on, boys, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? Yeeeaaaasss..." Mama Odie: "This gonna be good."
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) -1-
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: "A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early."
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (2005-08) -1-
Maddie Fitzpatrick: "And I don't look like Ashley Tisdale?"
The Three Caballeros (1944) -1-
Panchito Pistoles: "Caramba! Now we're three gay caballeros!"
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) -1-
Thor Odinson: "Why would I spend my last moments with you when I can spend them with her? I chose Love, you can too."
Toy Story (1995) -2-
Buzz Lightyear: "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere." "You are a sad, strange, little man and you have my pity."
Treasure Planet (2002) -1-
Captain Amelia: "Doctor, to muse and blabber about a treasure map in fron of this particular crew demonstartes a level of inepitiude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way."
Walt Disney (unattached) -1-
"Everyone needs deadlines. Even the beavers. They loaf around all summer, but when faces with the winter deadline, they work like fury. If we didn't have deadlines, we'd stagnate."
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Centry (1999) -1-
Zenon Kar: "Cetus-Lupeedus!"
Zootopia (2016) -1-
Officer Judy Hopps: "I mean I am just a dumb bunny, but we are pretty good at multiplying."
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17 Treehouse
"This will be the high point of my day,... it's all downhill from here." Lester Burnham ________________________________________________________ Anna had finally been given clearance for all activities and she was bursting at the seams. She was dancing around bouncing on the balls of her feet, showing her usual amount of restlessness. "When we get it done, I want to put some planters up there for flowers, maybe some mums, carnations, or crocuses. Roses might be a bit too formal. Then some rope lighting up the spiral staircase. We are doing the spiral staircase, right?, I mean we could do just a switch back or maybe...." I put a finger up to her mouth, when she got on the ramble, she might not stop for an hour. "Anna, settle down. Let's enjoy the process. If we just wanted the finished project, they could replicate the whole thing, but what fun would that be?" "I'm sorry, Michael. When my brain starts to thinking, sometimes it just runs amuck." "So I've noticed."
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Olaf had managed to acquire the materials we needed, and they had sat in the back yard for a week. He also managed to calibrate the replicator for something that was really beyond his comprehension. "They're called screws, Olaf." "Is that because they use rotational force to anchor into the wood?" "Yes, Olaf. That about sums it up." "Fascinating." He also came up with a power pack that would outlast the drill it was in.
It took a bit of convincing to the Masters that we weren't building something to climb the shield wall- which was dumb- it was two hundred meters tall, then had an opaque shield on top of it, or some type of medieval weapon. Olaf himself had overseen the replication of the 'wooden' pieces. He couldn't for the life of him understand why we didn't want pre-cut pieces, or why we wanted to build it at all. "Michael, I could have this project done within an hour, why do you wish to labor so?" "Idle hands, Olaf. We're bored, and I want Anna and I to do something together." "I've heard that phrase used before." "Idle hands are the Devil's workshop. It was something our slave masters back on Earth used to make us work harder- in other words- it was in the Bible." "I though slavery was abolished on your planet." "HaHaHa, Olaf, that's very funny. Slavery never stopped- they just switched to finances- instead of chains. On Earth, they were the same thing." "When we removed their power grid, did we remove their chains?" "I hope so for their sake, Olaf."
After breakfast, me and Ms. Ants in the Pants got to work. We'd start with the staircase. We picked the straightest 'maple' we could find and spiraled around the trunk. The device we used to cut the planks was actually a type of medical scalpel. It looked like a small flashlight with an adjustable pencil lead thickness beam of light that came out about thirty centimeters at its maximum length. It had been re-calibrated for our use. If it got within one centimeter of flesh, it would automatically shut off. Good thing too. It would cut anything I passed the beam thru. Then the geekazoid had a 'me' flashback. Anna in her best Darth Vader voice; "No, I am your father!" then I picked up the other one; "I'll never join you." All the while making the lightsabre noises during our faux duel. What made it even funnier was the fact we were using actual lightsabres, on an actual spaceship. This woman truly was my soulmate. We got the staircase done when the ship finally rotated out of the starlight.
"Can we bring out some lanterns so we can keep working?" "Let's just call it a day, Anna. We've got plenty of time, patience." "Race you inside!" "Anna, we must clean up first, and I don't want tools laying about overnight." "Ughhhh!" There's still a lot of child in there, and I really want to have a physical relationship with her, but she is damn sure making that choice difficult.
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Once we got inside and finished up with dinner, It occurred to me the Masters have slipped a little. Those medical lasers are made to be used by humanoid hands, and approximately our size. Finally, a small clue as to who, or what they are. "I'm kinda' tired, so I'm headed to bed." She bent over and gently kissed me on the head. As she backed up she slowly opened her eyes. What a pleasant image that was, like the wings of those butterflies. "Goodnight Anna, I'll be up soon." Once she was upstairs, I put some jazz on the turntable, then called out for Olaf. Something had been festering with me all day.
"Olaf, what all did your people do to Earth before we left?" "I can't tell you everything of course." "Of course." Using as much sarcasm as I could muster.
"All power grid devices, such as step up transformers, generator windings, capacitors, and all telecommunications antennas and satellites were destroyed. Anything with a circuit board or solid state device was rendered inoperative." "EMP?" "Yes." "Is that why you were so enamored of my tube gear?" "Besides its primitive construction, yes." "OK, so why did you destroy it all?" "You prayed for help for your world, as did many others. Some of those others are here. We took away their ability for 'enslavement' as you put it. Without technology, they'll revert to a simpler, more manageable existence. It will be the struggle you eluded to earlier. Yes,... many will die, but nature will be brought back into balance." "I had always thought that it would be best for the earth to depopulate, I just never could think of a good way to do it." "Neither did we, Michael. The method we used was rather cruel. But in a few hundred years, they will look back and remember us as liberators." "You do realize Olaf, that speech has been used before, and the ones who said it were anything but." "History will be our judge, Michael. We had to try. The bad news is we had little time before we had to leave, this was the best we could do in such a short time frame." "What about all the nuclear material? That stuff needed electricity to keep it under control." "All nuclear material on Earth was confiscated, and sent into the Sun." "Well,... at least that's a relief." "Leaving those materials behind would have caused the extinction of all life on Earth." "Alright Olaf, I'm sufficiently bummed out. That will be all." "Goodnight, Michael. Pleasant dreams." Not a chance in hell for that. I wonder if that was an attempt at sarcasm?
I went upstairs and just watched Anna sleep, then I stroked her hair. While back home they were smashing in each others skulls for a can of soup on a filthy street somewhere. Most of them doomed to extinction,... but not all of them. I lay here in this comfortable bed, ten times better off than the richest man on Earth, and I can't help but wonder how lucky I am. I have to make this work. I have to have twenty children, raise them properly, teach them to love, to be good to each other, and be good stewards to the world in which they live.
Debt.
I've racked up the biggest debt in history. If a dollar amount were placed on what's happened to me so far, it would be in the quadrillions. For one man, who was a simple worker, doing an ordinary job, his days numbered by a biological death sentence. On a dying world. All the money in the world couldn't save them, those who ran Earth- the true Masters- were now on equal footing with the slave class. They couldn't just buy a ticket to come on board this vessel. Jesus said; "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." His statement now weighing true. Humans spent every waking minute of their day counting money, every decision, every product, every service deemed it's worth based on how much money could be made by it.
This whole project would have never got off the ground on Earth, even if the sun was going supernova. There'd be no profit in it. That basically grounded the space program back home. It was just a giant hole that swallowed money. It was not seen as destiny, or an expansion of the human condition. It was just numbers on a screen, and those numbers just didn't add up. Maybe they deserved to die, the human stench being cleared from what was once a shining beacon floating in space.
It's fate now sealed.
I now have a giant headache from this barrage of thought, and it's not like I can go to the medicine cabinet and grab something, "Oh Olaf?"..................
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We spent the next two days putting up the deck. It was a octagonal affair with enough room to lay down on, the trunk running thru the deck offset so we had space. We also positioned the deck so it was in a thin part of the tree, that way we could see the sky. Anna was the better drawer of us two and her plans were easy to follow. I helped her with the bracing, however. Olaf looked at this and was concerned; "I afraid this design doesn't look entirely stable." "OK, Olaf. when we're done you can shore it up however you see fit." "That would make me feel so much better." He was concerned about our welfare, and it seemed as if he had feelings. He was obviously concerned about Anna, and got her a sling for some of the deck mounts that she insisted on installing herself.
She was one of those 'Get back on the Horse' kind of people, and while I felt some trepidation from her swinging around in that tree, I knew if I stopped her, it would have created some friction between us. Hopefully the Masters have seen fit to make her some more body parts, just in case. While I was trimming some of the deck timbers I dropped the cutting tool, it whizzed right by her arm. Luckily the safety worked.... "Hey!, I just got this thing put back on!" "Sorry!" Ugh,... now I'm trying to maim her.
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We were just finishing up when the ship jumped to the next star. They always brought the ship in the same daylight position so our schedules wouldn't get mixed up. Always fourteen hours of daylight and twelve hours of night. I assumed it matched the planet we were going to. Olaf popped up and said; "We have a special treat for you tonight so be sure to watch the sky." "Wouln't be a problem Olaf, we're sleeping out on the tree house deck tonight." "Are you sure that's wise?" "It'll be fine Olaf, I'm sure we'll survive." Little did I know how close I'd be to being wrong.
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As we rotated into night, The habitat became lit up in color, we had parked next to a nebula. Hundreds of baby stars beaming their first light, making the gas glow in a myriad of colors, breathtaking didn't even begin to describe this. "Look Michael, the sky's awake." And a dream unfolds before our eyes. How many people would give their very lives to see what we are seeing right now? "I'll go get some sheets and pillows." "OK, Anna, I'm on the snacks!" Then we climbed the stairway to heaven, and starred out into space. Umm, salted caramel chocolate chip cookies, and nebula. They go so well together.
We stripped off our clothes, laid down on the deck and got under the covers. Anna's normally teal eyes turned this beautiful green color in the light of the nebula. Her hair looked like fire in its orange glow. "It's so beautiful, Michael." "I know." "But you're looking at me." "Exactly. You're a thousand times more beautiful than that nebula out there." "Oh Michael......" I was laying beside her, slowly running my fingers from nap of her neck to around her breasts, then down between her legs. She was very ready. I could feel the energy pass between us as she arched her back and squirmed enough to knock the covers off.
We started kissing each other softly, but that lasted only a for a few moments. Now our kissing had turned to inflamed passion, our tongues finally meeting for the first time. She slipped her arm underneath me and pulled me on top of her. There was no need for any more foreplay. I could chisel granite and a river flowed underneath her. The wave of adrenaline shock nearly made me pass out as I slipped inside her. Grinding ever so slowly, it was like being sucked into a black hole, as you cross the event horizon, time nearly stops. I was hoping my event horizon would hold out for a little while longer. When she finally climaxed, I heard her scream echo off the hull. Her orgasm was so powerful she clamped me and I couldn't move. Then she rolled on top and gentle passionate love making went straight to animal lust. She was pounding me as hard as she could, moaning with every breath. I could hold back no longer, and it was my turn to start screaming. My vision had clouded from the rush, and I could barely get enough oxygen. I had completely forgotten what that was like.
She leaned in and kissed me, then pressed her lips to my ear and whispered; "Do you want to go again?" I needed at least a few minutes to recover. "Can you give me ten minutes?" "Sure." I think she got minutes and seconds mixed up, as she was back on top of me in no time. It was a very long night...................
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Dawn was breaking when I woke up. Holy shit!, did that actually happen? Oh ya it did, there was barely a dry spot on the deck, and I wasn't in one. Note to self, bring towels next time, lots of towels. I guess youthfulness has it's advantages, but it only goes so far, I had no idea how we were gonna' get down those steps. We might need Olaf to rescue us. Then I heard the voices; "Anna, Mike! Are you ready? We're burning daylight!" Oh, shit! I forgot we were supposed to go running with the Zahir's. However, walking was going to be an issue today. "Oh, hey Abzari. Looks like we misjudged our evening and we wouln't be able to go running today." "Nice tree house Michael, but when....." That's when supernova hair popped her head up. "Oh hey guys, what brings you here?" Hers eyes barely open. I said to her out the side of my mouth; "We were supposed to run with them today, dear." Anna said rather loudly; "Oh FUCK that idea!!" Then she laid back down. "She's really not a morning person." The look of shock on their faces was priceless. "OK,.... next week then?" "We'll be ready, see ya soon!" Then they turned and ran, quickly.
We're going to have to burn these sheets and hose the deck down.
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