#mr. maxilla

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REALLY obscure guy but could I get a Mr. Maxilla from @/everplaythisgame dragon =3 thank youuu

mf looks like he's from deltarune

but who am i to deny you of your Unsettling Blue Guy Shaped Like A Wheel

This dragon looks like it doesn't belong in this world. Its entire body is pixelated as though it were a video game character. Its front limbs are a stark light blue color that starts around a third of the way down the appendages, and its head and neck share this coloration scheme. Its back legs are a lavender color and have pointed outgrowths on their heels, giving the appearance of high heeled shoes. The rest of its body is black in color, with its tail covered in scaly outgrowths that seem to peel outwards from the body. These outgrowths make a rattling noise when the tail is shaken. Its bat-like wings have stripes that are the same lavender color as its feet, and the arrangement of the stripes coincidentally make it seem like its wings have giant letter Ms painted on them. Its single flat horn juts from the back of its head, and when combined with its ears, which are similar in shape to those of a fennec fox, gives the dragon's head a strange silhouette when viewed from the front. Its head bears two black triangular markings that cover its eyes, which are almost purple in color.

Its breath weapon is a liquid form of enamel that rapidly hardens when exposed to the air. Threats entombed by this breath weapon always suffocate.

[himbodruid]

A Kitten and A Crow

Part 2

Sylus x named!MC

Touch her and die vibes -:- possessive Sylus -:- soft Sylus

Pretty tame chapter but next part will have 🌶️🌶️🌶️

CW: descriptions of violence

Read part 1: Tumblr | Ao3

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Senses returned to Helene slowly, the first of which being the feel of cool satin beneath her, and a down-filled duvet covering her. Puzzled, she tried to focus her hearing, but the only sound she got was a ringing in her ears that seemed to coexist with the obnoxious headache.

Her body felt heavy and she was exhausted, but she felt like there was something she was forgetting. A thought niggling at the back of her mind. A warning that she was supposed to-

“Sylus!” She sat up far too quickly, pain lancing through her skull and side, causing her to cry out. Her hands clutched her head, willing the throbbing ache to stop.

A cool hand gently caressed her neck, and she shied away from the touch until she realized who it belonged to. She threw her arms around Sylus’s torso, all but clinging to him in a trembling embrace.

“Sylus, thank gods you’re okay,” she muttered into his shirt. He hesitated for a moment before letting his hands rest on her in a half-embrace as allowed by the position.

“You were the one abducted, and you’re glad I’m okay? Kitten, I worry about your priorities.”

Though he tried to keep his tone light, Helene could detect barely restrained rage trembling beneath his usual timbre. She pulled away from him and looked up at him.

“Of course I’m glad you’re okay, the plan was an attack on you, to lure you out and-“ her words choked off. It was unthinkable, the idea of losing him in such a way. Because of her, of all people. Sylus opened his mouth to say something, but a knock on the door interrupted him.

“Boss? Doc’s here,” came Kieran’s voice on the other side of the door. Helene’s brows drew down in confusion.

“You brought Doctor Zayne to the N109 Zone? Are you crazy?” Her whispered words were harsh and admonishing, but Sylus only chuckled darkly.

“I apologize if I’m currently not in a forgiving mood when it comes to any man being anywhere near you. I don’t even care if he happens to be a childhood friend and your primary care doctor,” he said, sauntering to the door and opening it. “This is Doctor Natalya.”

A gorgeous woman pushed her way into the room, carrying a case that was all but bursting at the seams. Helene assumed it was her medical supplies, having seen Zayne with a similar bag in the field. Natalya’s eyes were a bright blue, almost silver, that contrasted beautifully with the raven-black hair she had pulled into a braid. Her arched brows were sharp and accented her cheekbones in such a lovely way, giving her an ethereal aura. Helene felt a stab of jealousy that Sylus even knew a woman as breathtaking as this. But when Doctor Natalya didn’t even so much as give him a second glance, she felt foolish and eased her stiff posture.

Without a word, the doctor began her examination. Her mannerisms were so clinically similar to Doctor Zayne’s that it was incredibly uncanny, and she had to stop herself from laughing at the similarities. Helene flinched when the woman’s elegant fingers pressed on the knot at the back of her skull, and again when she pressed on the cheek that had been struck by the perpetrator. The examination went on for several more awkwardly silent minutes before Doctor Natalya nodded to herself.

“The laceration on her side will need to be redressed at least once a day for the next week, but it should heal without issue. She has a severe concussion, though, and possibly a fracture on her left zygomatic bone and maxilla from blunt force trauma. The resulting swelling may cause a disruption to her airflow, but I don’t believe it will be an issue.

“Rest will be the best course for the patient, away from disturbances such as bright lights and stress, along with limited activity. I will write a prescription for pain medication and sedatives- Mr. Sylus, I trust you will care for the patient?”

As Doctor Natalya rattled off her diagnoses, Helene became physically aware of every single thing as the pain began to register. Sylus’s low voice became a hum to her ears as he left the room with Doctor Natalya, continuing to discuss her course of treatment while he saw her to the door. Luke and Kieran made a quick peek into the room, waving to Helene and then fleeing the scene before Sylus could catch them snooping.

Tara was going to kill her when she returned to the Hunter’s Association. So would Jenna, probably. Helene had no idea how she was going to explain the bruises that were no doubt covering half her face. Not to mention why she was going to be out of work for however long it took to convince Sylus she was okay enough to return.

He came back into the room and paused by the doorway, just staring at her. His jaw visibly clenched as those crimson eyes roamed over her. Helene swore she could still feel waves of anger rolling off him, but he hid it well behind a calm façade. Once he was finished with his assessment, he strode forward again and sat in the chair beside her bed.

“I need you to tell me exactly what happened, as much as you can remember.” He leaned back in his chair, giving him an air of deadly grace. Any other time, it would’ve given Helene a titillating shiver, to see him stretched out with such feline poise. But not when that lethal calm was directed at her, the storm hiding just under the surface.

“I don’t really remember a lot,” she began, her brows drawing down as she struggled to remember the events leading to this moment. Gods, but her face hurt. “I was walking home from work in Linkon when I heard a weird noise in an alley. It sounded like someone was asking for help? So, I pulled my gun and went in. I swear I was being cautious, but the bastard must’ve struck me from behind because next thing I knew I woke in the N109 Zone to him slicing me to wake me up and then holding my phone to my face. I think he called you, trying to use me to lure you out. I was trying to tell you not to come, but I think he realized it and…well, everything goes blank from there.”

Sylus closed his eyes and breathed deep. Helene assumed he was trying to calm his temper, based on the muscle feathering at his jaw as he worked it. She relaxed back into the nest of pillows with a pained grunt. Her body ached like it’d been run over by a vehicle. She was scared to even see what she looked like in the mirror.

“You’ll stay here until you’ve made a full recovery,” he said in a voice that brokered no argument. “I will make your excuses to the Hunter's Association, but I would feel much better having you where I know you’re safe and where I can monitor your condition myself.”

She knew this was coming, but she still scowled at him. Unfortunately, she didn’t really have it in her to deny the request. She was in pain. And the heavy exhaustion, courtesy of the concussion, made her uncharacteristically compliant. Sylus held out his hand, wordlessly offering her pain medication and a glass of water. She took them gratefully and allowed him to fuss over her further to check the bandage that wrapped around her torso.

“Wait, who bandaged my side? And whose clothes am I wearing?” She finally realized she wore nothing more than a silk shirt that was far too big for her, and a pair of shorts that were cinched the furthest they could go and were still loose on her hips. Sylus snorted an amused chuff.

“Couldn’t have you bleeding all over the base now could we? Your clothes were, unfortunately, beyond repair. So, you are wearing an old set of my gym clothes for now.”

His words had heat rising to her face.

“So…you…undressed me?”

He quirked his brow at her, as if her question was appallingly absurd. “And bathed you. I wasn’t about to have anyone else do it, and Doctor Natalya took too long to get here. There are no other women here, Kitten, and I wasn’t about to let the twins do it.”

She could feel a mad blush blazing across her face at his words. All she could do was look down at the duvet that covered her, willing her pounding heart to quiet down while her fingers fidgeted and twisted the fabric. It wasn’t so much that she’d been seen naked and vulnerable by a man, it was that it was Sylus that had seen her naked and vulnerable.

The man may as well have been the personification of raw allure- from that chiseled body, to that angled jaw, to cat-like crimson eyes and silver hair, to his stupidly perfect cupid’s bow lips. Add to that his cocksure attitude and the way he carried himself, she was sure any woman that happened to be in the vicinity of him had wet dreams about him. Maybe even the men had wet dreams about him, too. Well, she sure as fuck did- when she’d experienced her first attempt at riding his prized Akhal-Teke stallion, she’d had the embarassing dream of “taming” him that night.

His chuckle pulled her from her mortified musings. “What’s with the look of sheer panic on your face right now, Kitten?”

“I can’t hear you, I’m sleeping,” she replied, slamming her eyes closed and turning her head away from him.

“Just what are you turning over in that pretty little head of yours,” he said, laughter infuriatingly evident in his voice.

“Nothing!” The reply came too quickly, but she kept her eyes clenched closed, hoping he wouldn’t tease her further. She felt a hand caress the bruised cheek with feather light touches. The mood in the room seemed to plummet once more as he took in her injuries.

“My only regret is having to kill that bastard too quickly. He deserved to suffer far more for what he’s done to you,” he said in a soft voice that was at odds with the violent words spoken. She turned back to look at him, watching as his gaze trailed the line of bruises that circled her neck like a macabre necklace. The corner of his mouth tightened and his eyes narrowed as he followed the shape of the man’s hands marring her skin.

“But you saved me, and I’m okay now,” she murmured, taking his large hand in both of hers. She pulled his hand to her mouth, and placed an uncharacteristically bold kiss on his knuckles to distract him. “I forgot to thank you. For ignoring me and coming to my rescue anyway.”

He sighed and leaned over the edge of the bed. His lips found her forehead in a tender kiss. “I’ve told you once, and I’ll tell you a thousand times more- I’d rather expose my weaknesses to protect you than see you injured. I would kill a thousand men if it meant keeping you safe.”

“Sy,” she muttered, trying to quell the rush of emotion that threatened to steamroll her. He placed another kiss on the crown of her head before standing and retreating.

“Rest,” he told her. “I will be here in case you need anything, all you have to do is call out to me through Mephisto.”

The mechanical crow squawked his confirmation from a perch in the corner. With a final tender caress, Sylus left the room and Helene let the exhaustion pull her into a deep slumber. As her thoughts faded to darkness, she had one final realization- she was in Sylus’s bed.

[floraessent]

new intro

my name is edgar/eddie/morro/maxilla/faust and this is my evil sparklecrit blog. tbh i think i might make this a general sparklecare blog as well for the hell of it. i also used to be meatpresident

previously known as sparkle-confessionalcabinet, felt like it made me sound like a confession blog even though i really wasnt

he/she/kit bisexual genderqueer tmasc (with a bunch of other xenogenders) minor

i am:

president meat and mr v's one true love

janitor yaois founder and strongest soldier

dr essent’s biggest fan

the only person who gaf about dawn ward

sign off is 💀🌀 because i still feel like it (twas previously 🌸)

pr/shippers, kittycorn suporters and other adjacent creeps fuck off

anyways look at my husband ^

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Trick or treat!

Aloha! Your random blorbo is Mr. Maxilla (Ever Play This Game)

[obscurefossils]

Milosaurus mccordi

Milosaurus was a genus of haptodontiform synapsid from the Late Carboniferous Period. Its type species is M. mccordi. Its known specimens were found in Jasper County, Illinois, USA. Milosaurus is one of the first amniotes to have a body mass above 20kg and is incredibly important in understanding the evolution of early synapsids.

Milosaurus mccordi is named for Mr. Milo Flynn and Mr. Chester McCord on whose property the fossils were found.

Its autapomorphies include mainly the odd morphology of the femur, which consists of an anteroposteriorly broad and slightly flattened anterior condyle, a uniquely cylindrical posterior condyle with a flattened distal surface, and an unusually prominent internal trochanter. Its fifth metatarsal also has a broad proximal end.

Milosaurus is known from its holotype and nearby referred fossils which consist of a pelvis, hind limb and pes, many caudual vertebrae, a lumbar vertebra, a lumbar or caudal neural spine, a presacral rib (which may actually be a femur), and a small chunk of maxilla containing two teeth. Originally, the advanced features of its skeleton placed it certainly within Sphenacodontia, but its retention of primitive features placed it more basal than Varanops. A more recent cladistic analysis from 2018 places it within Haptodontiformes, outside of Varanopsidae. The additional referred teeth, dorsal rib (femur), dorsal vertebrae, and neural arch are argued to not necessarily represent a member of Milosaurus due to additional pelycosaur discoveries in the area and are not included in the analysis.

Citation: Original description paper, Re-examination of the taxon

Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milosaurus

[tentacledsnakelover]

Happy 14th Anniversary Wild Kratts

Wild Kratts Animal Friends Song Script

I have a big special interest in Wild Kratts and animals in general. In honor of the 14th anniversary of the show, I wanted to post a script of this little song I put together. It is highly based on the "Octonauts: Creatures A to Z" song (Octonauts: Creatures A to Z (US Version)), with Octonauts being one of my other major special interests.

Rocket Jaw, Lockjaw, Splash Claw and Snapjaw

Blue, Shellvana, Pokino and Jawsana

Snappy, Witty, Gabby, Bumper’s Mom, Avalanche and Grabsy

Gular, Martin, Gulpa, Kitten, 

Frosty, Green Alien, Roy G. Biv and Listen

Headbasher, Maxilla, Giddy-Up and Crocodilla

Downy, T. Rex, Stretch Jr., Thumb and Little X

Frederica, Lick, Voltage and Click

Pokalala, Chompella, Grandpa and Caja, 

Shadow, Arrow, Yellow, and Dragon Glow

Blur, Atlas, Stripes, Knapsack and Necklace

Maxilla Jr., Warty, Pounce More and Snorty

Elfis, Little Sis, Picky, Slurpy, Pacer, Thumb and Chris

Cork, Sucker Head, Spooky, Shield and Little Red

Flame, Blobby and Poby, Hercules, Spear and Ocean Pony 

Hoodie, Momma Raccoon, Lightning and Koala Balloon

Spot Swat and Swat, Crunchina and Crunch

Fluffy Flier, Fluff, Puffy, Puff and Gold Puff

Thornsley, Nosey, Joey, Pokey

Golden Ice, Tailer, Hero Jr. and Erminator

Spirit Jr, Hip-Hop, Red and Scoop and Fuzztop

Mrs. President, Quillber, Swirly, Timber, 

Tasmom, Snapifer, Jill, Thorn, and Platter

Pointer, Sparker, Buckaroo, Maze, Stars, Red Flash and Moo

Little Howler, Juice 2, T-Bone and Baby Blue

Munchette, Muncher, Shaggette, Bumper

Spinester, Spinner, Tasdad and Finnster

Scmurtle, Cookie, Dandelion, Pinkie

Hipster, Hopster, Pinkster, and Last Largest Lobster

Headbanger, Bang, Megafang and Hangtime

Druid, Spike and Lemair, Old Needle Claws and Gummy Bear

Surprise, Bite-Size, Tuba, Bob and Crazy Eyes

Juice 2, Buddy, Sweet Tweet and Nobody

Blockhead, Squiddo, Cute and Torpedo

Rollo, Pulpo, Tough-O, 

Blimpy, Rocko, Lil’ Cubby, Hero, 

Bounsa, Googly Eye, Queen Stealth and Shy Guy

Razor Mouth, Jojo, Red Crush, Bandito, Indigo, 

Huge-O, Plato, Anayepumua Moto

 Adapto, Stuffo, Camo, and Brainio

Puffo, Gulo, Bandito, El Cutisimo

Beast, Squidtacular, Orange Peel and Cat Burglar

Catapult, Raging Bull, Bellyful and Nostril

Spike Jr., Squidcicle, Curly Tail and Tackle

Chillax, Beaks, Harry and Cheeks

Smiley, Swish, Nubs, Coach and Wolfish

Necktie, Blue Beaky, Mama Panther, and Mambiky

Okay, Blue Goggle, Bumblezzz and Schnozzle

Cuter, Tusker, Kid Musky and Two Tusker

Artichoke, Pawflip, Foldy Flappy Flaps and Fingertip, 

Fishy, Spaceship, Mama Puffin and Slip Grip

Target, Gold Nugget, Bing-Boing and Violet, 

Batsox, Baby Tooth, Smiley and Old Shark Tooth

Speed Limit, Orbit, Mama Shrike and Spirit

Tickler, Flash, Swivel Head and Splash

Tracker, Sneaker, Roo Boss and Heatseeker

Juice, Big, Princess and Twig

Shaggy Vacuum and Figgy

Orange, Backpack, Pumpkin Face and Lil’ Jack

Shaggo, Golf Ball, Platty, Squeak and Spikeball

Googly Jr., Jillybean, Slider, Stomp and Green

Whistle, Queenie, Orange Juice and Wolfy

Mama Tenrec, Screensaver, Seven and Clever

Stinkflinger, Rufus, Little G and Mama Opotamus

Goblin, Clingon, Lil’ Marty and Swamp Dragon

Goldie, Sticker, Mama Grizz and Blinker

Mr. P.U. Skunk and Zippy, Mama Grizz, Skippy

Stretch, Squawk, Lost and Found and Seasquatch

Lounger, Poker, Slider, and Martin Jr.

[fuzzysoul-draws]

I made some dialogue sprites for Mr. Maxilla! These were very fun to make! Feel free to use them! The first one is the default.

January, 2022.

Mr. Maxilla belongs to @beabigshot​

[bugsinspace]

 “ Alright, Caspi - there’s no need to tell Mr. Devlin here everything you tell your therapist, okay? “ (characters from @plainviewwelcomesyou)

[nachomori-3]

Sir Scoliosis <3

Closeup of this one because I am too proud of it

[fluffycatofdooom]

help

I showed my mom Mr. Maxilla because she's making me go to pt for my maxilla posture

[seven-oh-four]

how to draw mr. maxilla

1. make it a shape

2. mr maxilla

+ a void object

[confunni-art]

[urfaveistransandplaysminecraft]

Mr. Maxilla from Ever Play This Game is canonically a trans man and plays Minecraft!

[mysweetpianostims]

✨ 🌈 ✨ 🌈 ✨ 🌈 ✨ 🌈 ✨ Mr. Maxilla Stimboard for Anon! I'll be honest, I did check out ever play this game but am not caught up! So sorry if anything here doesn't match them ^^

[urfavisunfuckable2]

MR. MAXILLA from EVER PLAY THIS GAME? is UNFUCKABLE (requested)

[confunni-cannon]

Mr. Maxilla will be real in 5 seconds