#mr.pee

[inspectorabed]

The asscrack bandit was evil troy and evil abed. They entered our timeline to put quarters in people butts.

[inspectorabed]

Intresting theory, Other Timeline Troy, one that most definitely has to do with Annie’s Boobs.

Unfortunately, we are far from colorado. We have a few options though.

My Troy and I tried building a time machine once(different function to a reality hopper, similar creation process). We had to purchase some volatile elements which while imperfect, were closest to what we need that we could get on earth. Brad caught us in the dreamatorium and confiscated it, but we were close to something.

There’s also the mysterious wardrobe that constantly shows up in Davids apartment. Sometimes its there, sometimes its not. I suspect its some sort of spacecraft, maybe a portal to narnia? I’ve investigated it some but David gets very touchy about his not always there bright pink barbie wardrobe. It’s usually gone whenever Brad shows up. Some part of me hopes its a Darsit/Tardis.

These are only the realistic options.

Why are you guys joining the britta hate club? She's nicer than half of you.🙄

[iambrad]

When we get to idaho we’re gonna watch so much fucking ducktales oh my god

[brittlebonesdavid]

gay

Um! Hi!

I’m confused!

[p1nkparader]

Ok I believe you that it wasn't you but somebody is reporting the secret blog, presumably repeatedly. Now I lost the ability to have a pfp. Can you like. Clarify to people that it's all in good fun and they don't have to report me?? I'm kinda worried tumblr might fuck with my main over this

GUYS ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN STOP REPORTING THE @brad-bakshi-secret-blog

[inspectorabed]

Its a comfortable fleece pullover. It smells like him.

the way abed is just casually wearing one of Troy's sweaters (is it a sweater?? idk)

[inspectorabed]

I’m going to be filming for a show in Idaho. I leave next week. It’s a wonderful opportunity, but Troy needs to stay behind in LA. I’ll be back in december for a bit, but then I’ll have to leave again. I’m going to miss my boyfriend… :(

[iambrad]

https://i.postimg.cc/qM05SmSN/Screenshot-20240126-141729-2.jpg

…

DAVID.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL A STRANGER THAT. We need to talk. Meet me at your house at 4pm.

[inspectorabed]

There were A03 emails in my inbox. I don’t think anyone wanted to unpack the Inspector Spacetime/Constable Reggie fanfiction due to me having missed Troy so much. That or they didn’t understand what A03 was.

the unrealistic thing about the community leaked emails episode is that no one found ao3 emails in anyone's inbox

[p1nkparader]

(POSTING THIS ON ALL MY ALT BLOGS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SQUIDPEE LORE)

//Out Of Character//

TIMELINE MR. PEE IS BACK… but now as Mr. Parader??

I had a bit of a rebranding since i stopped posting on my alternate timeline roleplay community and mythic quest blogs so frequently. I’ve had a bit of a blimp in the form of losing contact with a great chunk of my community mutuals and i stopped feeling so interested in the story I was telling. The thing is, I want to revive the story. I want to bring new life to it and have my outlet for all my creative ideas that i dont have the energy to put back anywhere else.

As i am going to start putting energy in the accounts again, I decided to make an announcement AND hint at a greater lore. The lore is awesome and as well as tagging all the alt accounts within my story(mostly run by myself), i will also go through all my posts and add the tags #Timeline Mr.Pee and #Timeline Mr.Parader to anything relevant. (I have some posts in the timeline on my main account)

All accounts:

@iambrad

@inspectorabed

@brittlebonesdavid

@constabletroy

[fishbowlsimulator]

Welcome new friends Mr.Pee and Ebony

[newjerseyvampires]

germ ur tags for that three cheers post read like poetry

aHAHAH is it at all a coincidence that i was called a sad poet recently

[inspectorabed]

This isn't rlly a question, but I just didn't want this on my feed and stuff so the {Its 4 a personal reason lol } but your posts make my day so much better and so happy! yur friking awesome!

I am batman. Tumblr is my gothem.

[scrapnick]

When June finds out July likes Sniper. “You like Mr.Pee-Pee Hands?..”

“OH YOU CRUSHIN’??? CRUSHIN ON PISS-HANDS McMIKE HUH?!”

[iambrad]

I just dmed with David and he confessed he's been secretly into you for years. Thought you should know!

Pics or it didnt happen

[brittlebonesdavid]

Hey! @inspectorabed thats your account right?? I made a tumblr like you asked me too!! You said brad was on here what is his account? You really are cool abed for giving me another way to interact with my friends!! Also? Can you explain the other timeline thing??