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rippersz · 2 years ago
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𝙎𝙞𝙭 𝙄𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨
。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。
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。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。
(Alcina Dimitrescu and Larissa Weems Have A Conversation) (Flirty; Gay Panic; Potential Romance?) (L.W.’s POV) (Lady D is slightly OOC)
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“Thank you again, Principal Weems, for accepting my daughters. I understand you had to pull a few strings, and for that I am eternally grateful. Let’s just hope they don’t give you any issues, hm?” And a glass of red wine is then brought up to burgundy lips; prompting a hum, a sip, and finally a slow lick along white teeth.
Larissa allows herself to watch, entranced for but a moment, before she’s clearing her throat and giving the woman a polite smile.
“It was no trouble at all, Ms. Dimitrescu. And I’m sure the girls will have plenty of opportunities to flourish. I’m only glad you came before the semester started- otherwise it would have been cutting it finely,” she mused, maintaining a professional tone as best she could while her clasped hands trembled within her lap.
Something about the woman on the other side of her desk, sitting in a chair much too small, was setting Larissa on edge. Aside from the obvious prestige of her name and status, the very displacement- the shift of air- that happened when she walked into a room was astounding. The Principal felt it earlier, only in passing and for a moment, before the three rascals that accompanied her stole most of the attention away.
But here, in the flickering light of the fire and the darkness of the evening, it’s just her and Alcina Dimitrescu. Mother of three, esteemed vintner and business owner, royalty to some extent, and ex jazz musician. Larissa has some of her records in her quarters, but she won’t tell her that. Maybe one day, if they grow closer, but such thoughts are merely the wishes of a lonely woman. Desires with no basis and dreams with no end. Alcina Dimitrescu is exactly her type, yes, and she enjoys her wine, yes, and she finds her marvelously beautiful, yes, but that doesn’t matter. She has to maintain professionalism. She cannot allow the woman to see the effect she has (even though the constant smirk she wears tells Larissa that she most definitely already knows).
“Oh you have no idea how lucky I feel,” comes the deep purr of her tone. “The girls had been bugging me about Nevermore for ages. Only about a month ago did I actually start my research. And I’m glad I did.” Larissa certainly isn’t hallucinating then as sharp grey eyes slowly travel over her upper body. Roaming from her broad shoulders to her bust.
The room suddenly feels very warm. And her dress feels very restricting. But she ignores it.
Professional, professional, professional.
Even though there is nothing professional about Alcina Dimitrescu’s disposition. Oh no. The only thing that exists there is pure desire. Like the deep passionate idea of sex everyone has in their minds - except in the form of a human being. Or a… well she isn’t actually sure what she is. To the average person, at first glance, they may just assume she’s a well put-together tall woman - but Larissa is not a naive, simple woman. She has grown up around outcasts. Give her a test about outcast history, behavior, types, culture, origins, and she will pass with flying colors. Keen eyes notice the signs, the appearance, the behavior, and the things they do to cover it all up.
Like the skin.
It’s beautiful skin. Flawless skin. But painted white, when it’s actually grey. She can see it slightly- so slightly- beneath the makeup near her temple. Where beautiful bouncy black curls meet a pale forehead. She can see the smallest patch of grey. Gargoyle, is her first thought. But when she sees the teeth- stark white and normal, aside from the knife-sharp cuspids that shine in the firelight- she thinks Vampire. But then the hands… She was wearing gloves, but at some point had discarded them into her purse and is now lounging in the chair, holding her wine glass in such a delicate way that Larissa begins to envy the fucking thing. Light skin fades from the huge space of a feminine palm into the dark as midnight color of long slim fingers. They cradle the belly of the glass with a gentle touch - and Larissa catches sight of the nails. Painted black. Sharper than the average ‘accessory’. Like they’re… meant to be dangerous.
She doesn’t say anything about it though. Gargoyle, Vampire, whatever other creature, she would never ask them what their ‘type’ is. For adults with such peculiarities, it’s just not common to do so. Not to mention she’s the Principal of Nevermore Academy - and must set a good example.
…Even though there are no children present… and she is morbidly curious.
Doesn’t matter!
Nope. Not at all.
The beauty, the aura, the mystique of the woman before her will just have to remain a mystery. Even if Larissa has never seen a creature so sublime. With that silky dark hair… and those finely arched brows… and those red lips… and that soft jaw that can become oh so sharp with just a small tense of the muscles… and that nose… and those lashes… and those eyes. They swallow her whole. If she thinks she herself is intimidating, she’s wrong. Because Alcina Dimitrescu is waist-deep in the very meaning. With her sharp, easy languid smile. And her matured laugh lines. And her deep chuckles. And her stature. Broad-shouldered, muscular, with a very curvaceous and blessed figure, soft belly, and long legs. Long legs. Long fucking legs.
When she opened the door, Larissa nearly fainted.
Students and adults alike have a difficult enough job meeting her eyes. A woman standing at 6’3”, about 6’4” in kitten heels, is a thing to marvel at in the outcast and normie worlds. But the implications and awe of it all just astounds her. There are plenty of tall women in existence! Alcina Dimitrescu being one of them. Standing at 6’9”. Probably taller in the stilettos she’s wearing. 6 entire inches between them. She’s never met someone so… big. She had to control her reaction immediately, lest she be forever viewed as one of those people that can’t help but ogle. And how embarrassing that would be.
Even though there’s. Six. Inches. In. Difference.
It’s like they’re on opposite sides of the spectrum. Larissa is tall, but modest about it. She wears a low heel, she gives herself an everyday any-event style of makeup, she wears a light floral perfume, she keeps her hair short and pinned up, she stays neat and she wears work-appropriate dresses and she is still perfectly fashion forward. But ‘Ms. Dimitrescu’ is a different story. Is a bold story. Is an intoxicating story. She wears a high heel, and gives herself dark eyes, accentuates the god-given lashes, paints her lips blood red; and she wears a smoky roll-on scent that smells like spice and jasmine and white musk, and she keeps her short dark hair pulled into a tight 1950’s messy pin-curl kind of look, and she stays perfect while wearing tight grey button downs tucked into high waisted slacks. A feminine type of power suit that isn’t a power suit at all but still commands a room simply because she was just born that way.
It’s infuriatingly distracting.
Larissa has to look down at her lap so she can conjure up a proper response for the woman in front of her - who is still staring.
I think she has a habit, the Principal thinks to herself.
“As am I,” she coughs out, despising the telling husk to her words. “We are always looking for new outcasts at Nevermore. It helps us grow as a school, as a population, as a place of freedom and excitement. Do you know the estimated time of your daughters’ stay?” It wasn’t settled upon before - and Larissa needs something to distract her from the small appreciative sips Ms. Dimitrescu takes from her wine.
“That’s a very good question, Principal,” and a playful tinge slips into that naturally gorgeous expression, “Can they stay with you forever? Lord knows Mother needs a break.” And then she winks, and her red lips part into a smile, and then she takes her eyes elsewhere while Larissa quickly shifts her skin from a burning pink back into the natural peachy pale.
All she can think to do is let out a forced laugh paired with (what she hopes is) a smooth smile.
“As much as I wish they could,” Larissa breathes and puts her hands from her lap back onto the surface of the desk, “that is unfortunately unrealistic. Certain students do have that opportunity, yes, but we always encourage the young ones to get out a bit and see the world. It’s scary at first, but we also tell them that Nevermore will always be here. Should they want to come back, of course.” Is she rambling? Maybe. But her company doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, she seems quite interested. Very interested.
Staring into her bloody soul like she’s been doing since day one. Larissa’s half tempted to ask her if there’s something wrong, but she figures it’s just the way the woman is. Intense.
“I see. Well. I suppose for now, the girls will stay for the standard four years - and if there’s more to discuss down the line, we will simply cross that bridge when we come to it. Does that sound amenable to you, Principal?” Ms. Dimitrescu tilts her head, still carrying an air of arrogant amusement as she strings Larissa along.
“It sounds perfect, yes,” and if her voice dips a little in the middle of her sentence then so what?
Ms. Dimitrescu seems to enjoy it as a slow grin spreads across her cheeks. Deepening her beautiful laugh lines while she smiles with all teeth. It’s nearly embarrassing how quickly Larissa’s eyes snap to the large canines. She’s explored vampiric anatomy before - in her Nevermore days - but this is something different. This woman doesn’t seem like anything she’s seen before, and only a person with an inquisitive mind can’t help but desire more. More like a feel, maybe. Like a touch. The brush of one finger pad along the very sharp tip of one tooth. Or the flick of a sensitive tongue. Or the feeling of them skating along her neck. Or-
“Do you mind if I smoke?”
Larissa blinks.
What?
Before she can say anything, and disagree, and tell her she most certainly does mind, the woman somehow already has a quellazaire tucked between her fingers. The wine glass now sits on the desk, on a coaster, and the lit end of a cigarette is already sparkling with the glow of burning embers. It’s brought up to red lips. Pressed and held. Then taken away while the taller woman slowly tips her head back and releases a deep chest-shaking groan. The smoke curls into the air like fingers around a woman’s waist, and Larissa is utterly speechless.
“I- uh-”
That beautiful head lifts itself, and she quickly notices the challenge weaseling around through the other woman’s gaze. A veil of smoke now separates them. But that doesn’t stop her from sniffing and licking her lips and adjusting herself in her seat - right before she sets down the law.
“I’d prefer if you didn’t do that Ms. Dimitrescu. This is still a public building, a school no less, and we want to set a good example for the students.” She silently congratulates herself on her courage. Right before it’s tugged away.
“Oh?” The other woman straightens up, her back arching in a way that makes Larissa wish she could skate her fingers along the beautiful curve it makes. “I wasn’t aware there were students present. Are you somehow able to see things I’m not, Principal Weems?”
It’s a small shot of playful mockery that makes her heart rate speed up- and for a second there she thinks she sees grey eyes shooting down to her chest, like she can hear the change in rhythm, before quickly meeting her gaze again.
Larissa plasters on her most obviously placating smile while she tilts her head. If there’s one thing that pisses her off, it’s a blatant disregard for respect. Alcina Dimitrescu may be older, and more prestigious, but this is Larissa Weems’s turf. One must bow to the king they visit.
“No, Ms. Dimitrescu, unfortunately I haven’t been gifted with that particular ability,” she speaks as clearly as she can, letting the passive aggression in her words flow out from behind smiling white teeth. “But I do know that I’m not fond of inhaling second-hand smoke. And should a student walk in at this hour, I can’t imagine they’d appreciate the assault on the senses either.” Her eyebrows quirk up, silently daring the woman to fight back. Just see what happens.
But her show of authority doesn’t anger Ms. Dimitrescu in the way she thought it would. It, instead, just makes her red lips twitch while she takes her second and last inhale - before taking the cigarette out of its long holder and… burning it. Twisting it to ash. On the sensitive skin of her hand. Between the knuckles of her index and middle fingers. Creating a slow circle. Smushing it to a weird tobacco-y pulp.
Larissa’s lips part in shock.
When the ruined cigarette is pulled away, not even a mark is left. Just a small smudge of ash that Ms. Dimitrescu wipes off with her thumb.
So certainly not human. And not a Gargoyle. And not a Vampire.
She swallows, unable to speak a single word while the woman puts her quellazaire away and stands up to her full height - towering over the desk for a moment - before she’s turning around and strutting over to the fireplace. Her hips sway as she goes, and her hair bounces lightly against the base of her neck, and the mixed smell of her spiced perfume and cigarette smoke floats into Larissa’s eager lungs and honestly, she wants nothing more than to trail after her and put her hands on those strong shoulders and push her onto the sofa and demand that this woman tell her who she thinks she is. Walking around her office as if she owns the place. Pouring hubris and carrying the kind of confidence only a rich woman can have… Like Larissa isn’t doing her a favor. Like Larissa didn’t have to bargain with the board to allow the Dimitrescu children into Nevermore. Homeschooled girls with the kind of peculiarities that can only stem from faraway villages; rough in their play and sharp in their minds. Just like their mother. Whose wine every single board member drinks.
Whose wine Larissa drinks.
But that’s also something she won’t tell her.
The wine in Ms. Dimitrescu’s glass, anyway, is one Larissa had to pull out from her own liquor cabinet; after she offered a drink to the other woman, thinking she knew she meant water or sparkling cider. But she didn’t. Or she didn’t care. And once she put the bottle and the crystal glass on the desk, she instantly took the initiative and poured herself a wonderfully hefty helping of a young Zinfandel. To a regular person, that amount of wine had in such a short period of time (their session is supposed to be 45 minutes but Larissa knows it’s run over) would definitely leave them drunk without any preamble. Of course, Ms. Dimitrescu is something distinctly inhuman, and her figure is probably quite heavy with all of that muscle… and curves… and the way her belly pushes against the waistband of her slacks ever ever so slightly… and she may have eaten earlier in the day and-
Why on Earth am I thinking about this?
Larissa has to keep herself from rolling her eyes.
A confident, slightly egotistical, insanely intelligent pretty woman steps into her office and drinks some of her wine and stares into her very being and suddenly she’s unable to control herself? She lived with Morticia Addams for nearly four years! Whatever training and self-discipline she gained from that experience has just flown out the window in the face of- of- of whatever the fuck Alcina Dimitrescu is?! No. Nonsense. Unacceptable. Her professionalism still remains. The woman can push the boundaries, but she cannot take Larissa’s dignity and jurisdiction. Even if she looks unnaturally attractive standing by the fire and lazily throwing her cigarette away into the flames.
Even if her eyes, for just a moment, flash a violent gold.
。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。
When worlds collide !! I may do other parts of this; or little one-shots with this pairing. So let me know what you think? Thank you, darlings. - Rip x
。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。
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nyxypoo · 2 months ago
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ehehehe (rubbing my hands together like a fly)
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hyuckiestarz · 3 months ago
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stop getting invested in this, guys. im never updating ever again.
the cat returns - l.dh smau
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after your cat runs away, you're devastated. when you decide to put up missing signs all over your neighborhood, you get a suspicious text.
or in which haechan adopts a really cute cat.
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neighbor!haechan x fem!reader
genre ; enemies to lovers, fluff, humor, slow burn, probably angst, non-idol au
warnings ; everyone is mean, some kms/kys jokes, a lot of teasing but it's out of love
extras ; reader likes everyone but haechan, profanities and death jokes (soz), some mark x reader, tension, jealous!hyuck prob, will add more as im making the story.
an; i'm writing this as i go so posting won't be super regular
an2; to be added in the taglist just send me an ask <3
an3; the main character in this work is the one and only @/luunaaacat on instagram <3
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status ; on-going!!
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00; pspsps profiles 00; elite (and hyuck profiles)
01; paw pics
02; i will go with that cat!
03; everyone agrees
04; just a babie
05; judy hopps
06; our cat
07; interlinked
08; coocoo
09; delete this.
10; whatever tickles your balls
11; emo boy eats baguette
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main masterlist
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black-ak9 · 8 months ago
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Heartshot on the pool💧
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Muehehehehehehehe
~Mischiveous sadistic Dracula
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rev1-just-reviv3ved · 1 month ago
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IS THIS FREAKING JADEGUNT I AM EXPERIENCING 😢😢😢
Veby low quality 😿😿😿😿
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Click here to play the gaem !!!
might as well tag some people.. muehehehehehehehe :
@karaageandtarts @anonymousplant @blondeaxolotl
Idk if any of you guys did this challenge, i apologize if you guys already did 😔😔
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wr-n · 2 months ago
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god i havent even gotten to the cool idea I have for eldritch twins
heheheheheheheh
muehehehehehehehe
hohohohohohohoh
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itselisaeclipse · 5 months ago
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Woke up in the morning and checked the amount of followers I have
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LETS GO THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 20 FOLLOWERS,MY ARMY IS GROWING MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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2gem-ini · 1 year ago
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[JJK OC] Taken moments before Gemini slaps Nanami's bakery 😈
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GeminixNanami has grown in me the more I thought about their relationship dynamic, not gonna lie. Like I see them being each others first love and then being besties after their breakup with the occasional hookup mueheheheheh.
As for Gemini×Gojo, I think they match each other's freak despite their different personalities lol. Satoru definitely annoys the shit out of Gemini with his teasing, but she sometimes plays along with his antics. A thing about them is that they had an Elvis fake wedding in Las Vegas for goofs during an overseas mission (about 5 or 6 years after Suguru betrayed Jujutsu Tech). Whenever they're together, Satoru always tries to tell anyone around them that they're legally married (just to tease her). Gojo: wraps an arm around Gemini as he talks to his students, "ya know we've been married for 5 years!" Gemini: pulls up a picture on her phone of their fake wedding of her kissing the Elvis impersonator on the cheek with Gojo pouting in the background to show them, "it was a mock wedding, dummy".
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Used base by @888ggg_cm on twitter
It was fun drawing these funny/meme poses. I can't wait to draw more 😫
I'm also thinking about drawing some NSFW stuff cuz why not 🤪 I might post one in the next few days mueheheheheheheh.
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ilovescp · 6 months ago
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you’re the serial reblogger of scp content
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I AM muehehehehehehehe..
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(I can't stop using the evil turtle help)
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modcroissant · 6 months ago
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you fool that wasnt any regular water it was actually slightly strange tasting water! now you will have a slight discomfort in your mouth for the next minute mueheheheheheheh
Tbh, i'm not effected as I once drank bottles of water left on the tables a few times before
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egtotaldramatakes · 6 months ago
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ALETYLER/TYLEJANDRO/ALEJANDRO X TYLER/🌹🏈 RAMBLING BY YOURS TRULY...TYLER'S HEADBAND/ALEX!!!!!!!!^_^
I LOVE ALETYLER SM!!!!!! its literally my OTP liek tyler my brother in christ you do NOT like grills lil bro like why did bro get so defensive when al picked him up and literally gets concerned when they just simply tapped him on the shoulder like U R NOT STRAIGHT BUCKAROO "but oilyjaundicedoorknob manipulated stoopifsdd orangutan dat wsaers a red headband and trcksuithibht!!!!!!" yes, i know. alejandro has manipulated almost IF not all of the contestants. and in World Tour eel and teelor actually had a friendship that WASNT one sided. No manipulator would consider a victim their friend. plus there were some times where al liked tyler and no they did NOT interact 3 times *insert random ass name* alliances need to have alot of interacts 2 be considered an alliance. and they interacted alot in TDWT, and also btw i dont rlly think that aletyler should even be considered as a rarepair since they interacted alot(rarepairs are ships where the characters BARELY interact) and i think fanon ship is a better term 4 it. plus it wasnt even manipulation brah she was just telling him 2 expose gwen which created the worst fucking love triangle ever
uhhhhh headcanons ig-(not doing the rainbow text bc it takes too long to do)
al is genderfluid(you obviously know bc im the CEO of genderfluid alejandro),pan,intersex,an ace in the hole, and autism bc i have autism mueheheheheheheh(any/all).
tyler is trans ftm,bi,demiboy and has AUDHD bc i have ADHD too lmao(He/It)
al literally has 13 evil exes and one of them keeps annoying him
tyler first met al's family when al was in the fucking hospital after the volcano incident(and yes this is a reference 2 that one aletyler angst thingy made by @alejandrolover23)
al is rlly good at flirting(obviously) but teelor is so cringeworthy and cheesy its paintful("are you a fart? cuz you blew me away[cool]" "what the sigma")
one time in a date, josé went in a very shitty disguise as a foreign waiter with a ridiculously bad accent and al got super pissed
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when alpha and tidepod met eachother after world tour tyler literally tackled them
ngl i think the reason why this ship is hated is so stupid like why do you hate it just bc its fanon like you wouldn't handle my crack/crossoverships(one of them is josé x sans)
eep
have this pic of one of my tdi OCs Rosa gushing over aletyler because shes a fujoshi
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"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!" ahh tyler(IMAGE NOT MINE)
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sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy
ok thats it lmao bye bye eg-w-
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#aletyler4lyfer
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nordic-wannabe · 1 year ago
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It's like... The biggest compliment OMG why didn't I think of it sooner... (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)
You give huge Patrick Bateman vibes and that's like.... So hot~
This doesn’t really feel like a compliment to me.
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askthe-architects · 6 months ago
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(Crow with a gun is fine, right?)
MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
KABOOM!
*blows up rush with an rpg*
YOU IDIOTIC ENTITES HAVE BOTHERED ME ENOUGH!
*slides into the library and breaks the door down*
YOU! DIE!
*throws a grenade in it's mouth*
KABOOM!
The entities are dead
Blood is fuel
Hell is full
-Crow, and the red light again
Oh no, no no no no! STOP!
*blue sparks jam the trigger of your weapon*
I don’t know where you got those, but do not use them on my entities! I get you resent them for attacking you, but this is too far! Crow, I know you’re a friend of us, but CEASE THIS AT ONCE!
I won’t stop you from doing that in the Rooms or Backdoor, if you want to swing by.
~ Guiding Light / Curious Light
//ooc: yeah that’s fine, the lights aren’t gonna be happy about it though. Except Curi, but he’s like that. also i got the ULTRAKILL reference!
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eug3ol · 10 months ago
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Muehehehehehehehe
I HAVE THEM ALLLLLL NOW
and yes I did spend all the diamonds that I had saved up, so what
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stinktronz · 2 years ago
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lammy with that guitar controller from the UJL arcade game!
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muehehehehehehehe
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discourse-slenderman · 2 months ago
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hey peace. I'm gonna spray bleach at your beloved berry. mUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *runs off*
wait..-! No- please!
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