#muse answers: seaborn hongjoong

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*walks out with a bunch of potions in her arms. Stares out at the sea. Lays the potions down next to her.*

*calling out to the sea* Finished those potions you asked for.

Seaborn Hongjoong: "*sticks head out of ocean* you're back."

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I feel like I might know the answer to this but are there any nicknames the members of the Fold have for each other?

Faerie Yeosang: "hm. We all Call Hongjoong Captain...Chief, and-"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "smart ass, jackass, assh-"

Reborn Hongjoong: "and yet he called me none of these things when he's in my ass-"

Incubi Jongho: "they call me Gummy Bear...Baby Bear too...oh, im particularly soft for uh...pumpkin? S-sometimes. Dont look at me like that, there's nothing wrong with that!"

Manticore San: "...kitty. they call me kitty. Sometimes."

Dragon Mingi: "one time someone slipped up and called me Daddy as a joke and it stuck"

Eldritch Wooyoung: "that wasnt the only thing stuck."

Faerie Yeosang: "this is careening off topic. Im sure they didnt want to know all this extra detail. Anyway. Yunho we call puppy. He likes it. It makes him feel small when he needs to. Sometimes we call Mingi Helios because he looks like the sun when he flies. Wooyoung and I dont have any specific nicknames as of yet. Just simple petnames. Sorry for the chaos"

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*points at Seaborn Hongjoong* I demand cuddles. Please.

Seaborn Hongjoong: " -arches brow- i imagine you brought something else other than a 'please'"

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Dont drink wine help-die?

Seaborn Hongjoong: *points to Yeosang*

Faerie Yeosang:

Seaborn Hongjoong: "*sips* ah. The sweet embrace of death. It was nice knowing you all."

Eldritch Wooyoung: "*immediately pops up* WOAH. WOAAAAAH."

Eldritch Wooyoung: "THE FUCK DID YOU IDIOTS DO? *holding Yeosang back*"

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I have shiny rocks for everyone

Faerie Yeosang: "*perks*....can i see? Is it okay?"

Seaborn Hongjoong: "you've learned well from Seonghwa, haven't you?"

Dragon Mingi: "*tail thumps and causes a mini earth quake*"

Incubi Jongho: *smooths it down and puts it on his necklace next to Wooyoung’s and puts it in his mouth*

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*downs a fire potion, shoots fire out of my hands into the sky* SOMEBODY GAVE ME FIRE!!!!

Seaborn Hongjoong: "*quietly snickers*"

Faerie Yeosang: "*sniffs bottle* there's hellhound tears in this."

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So If both Mingi and San knot me I can lay eggs and have baby manti’s? Bet husbandos I’m ready!

Seaborn Hongjoong: "whos babysitting all of these kids yall are trying to have?"

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*to Seaborn Hongjoong, reaching out with grabby hands* Cuddles. Now.

Seaborn Hongjoong: "*arches a brow* someone's demanding. *picks up* what happened"

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What happens if I steal San AND Gaia and maybe some treasure from Mingi? Yeosang cant get mad then because Im leaving Hwas alone! 😊

Dragon Mingi: "its not him you need to worry about then."

Seaborn Hongjoong: "*checks Gaia's box* mm. Empty. Yall dont send her the same love to her face and expect us to take you seriously?"

Incubi Jongho: "can we please not have to keep cleaning up bodies in here. That secretary guy is very upset about the mess"

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*waves at siren Hongjoong*

How has your day been?

Seaborn Hongjoong: "Sitting with The Creator and for some reason humans keep fucking firing off these annoying ass flares and it's grating on my nerves and setting off San and Yunho. I'm going back into the ocean, its still just as fucking obnoxious around people on land as I remember it."

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How is your garden going Hongjoong? :)

Seaborn Hongjoong: "someone?? Laid their fucking eggs in it???"

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When woo told me and jjongie not to visit suplex city without supervision and we did it anyways. *cue a knocked out ghost and a guilty and teary eyed bear*

Seaborn Hongjoong: "at this point the jokes write themselves"

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Someone yell at me to drink more water because I was heat exhausted yesterday 😅 I’m fine now but someone yell at me so I make sure to do it lol!

Seaborn Hongjoong: *summons water and gently blasts you in the face* "hydrate."

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“We shouldn’t be here Jjongie. Remember how fun of a time we had after the flying fish incident?”

Jjongie: “We? What is this we? And no, we probably shouldn’t… but we aren’t stealing. I was just curious about what new pixie dust Yeosang-hyung was crafting. I heard this new one might have some new ways to contort one’s body.”

“Well aren’t you kinky. If only your hyungs knew.”

*cue a hyung or two clearing their throat behind us two*

#bestie shenanigans

Seaborn Hongjoong: "im starting to think you're a bad influence on him. Please do continue. He makes these cute faces when he tries not to get in trouble"

Faerie Yeosang: "oh. By all means. Let them continue"

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What is a pebble deopped into a pool if not a meteor for the scaled

Seaborn Hongjoong: "hey, quick question. What"

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*Trips seonghwa and pours a gallon of pixie dust on his ass so he starts floating before he can attack (cue the vicious howls and siren songs which can’t be heard by me thanks to woo)*

*clicks the fluffy handcuffs on motha Gaia and smiles*

“Sorry ma, anontiny got Mr. Woo to help with this potential play time. So… yeah”

Starts sprinting a good two feet before some growls and howls can be heard racing up real fast behind us.

“Damn Mr. Woo was right.”

*Proceeds to throw Motha off the side of a cliff where Woo is waiting with his tentacles*

“SORRY MA 🫶🏽🫶🏽”

Seaborn Hongjoong: "*drinks tea* this is chaotic. See? This is why i dont want kids. They apparently contribute to your abduction."

Faerie Yeosang: "WHO TOLD YOU TO GO INTO MY PIXIE DUST?!"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "WHEN I GET DOWN YOU ALL ARE FUCKING DEAD"

Dragon Mingi: "*swoops and catches* why are we throwing her off a cliff?!"

Incubi Jongho: "??????!!!!!! What in the hell is happening"