#mv: longpost

[themadvigilantist]

Hot Berth ||

Someone off to her left, in deep heliotrope violets to compliment her heliotrope white and blues, was telling the usual reports. One was that the other time lords weren't really amused or found it funny that her 'crowning' - if she could call it that - of being Lord President was televised to the likes of humans. Not that it would be dangerous to any survivors - oh no, nothing like that - but, that now they can't hide. They, in this case, being Gallifrey. They could not escape the consequences of what they had done during the Last Great Time War. The blowback of it. All of it.

Including the now-merging of universes. Like a crack being pressed and splintering more and more but instead of shattering into little glass dust - it was just spreading. More and more and more.

Which got V to raise her eyebrows. Here they were fretting over themselves. Fretting over the wrong thing and she chuckled. Of course she chuckled. To be clear, humans weren't much of a threat to them. That's just how it was. How it is. Many human-related species weren't threats. If they teamed up together, they can overthrow themselves. This was every species against itself because every species can only overthrow themselves and the rest is just wish fulfillment. Gallifreyans proved that time and time again that humans weren't much of a threat to them. Their nucclear weapons was literally just a time tot teething toy. If even that. And if it was just a teething toy to Gallifreyans, it was pratically mouthwash to Nyintirans.

But, V doesn't say this. Neither by mind or orally. Instead she continues to giggle.

And giggles.

"Well, maybe building an entire planet makeover off of exploitation, psychologically and scientifically torture and forcibly create stockholm syndrome of a singular alien child just for secondhand immortality only to then shun or enslave or wipe out anything that has said immortality naturally while siphoning their creations on top of doing the same to those that oppose unless they have to clean up your mess with shitty propaganda naming everything after the longest living dictator will tend to keep survivors and other hidden civilians away is just a tad too stale in 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 and 2026. Better for a reinvention, don't cha think?"

"I mean, it's not like you aren't going to favor being burnt to a crisp and converting into a species you spent burning time and countless civilians apart literally two Gallifreyan minutes ago later anyway, right?" Malice in her words. Yet truth is bitter or in this case poisonous. All with a smile. "You lot are lucky people still think - that tiny grain of sand of self-mutilating attraction - time lords have some sense of gold out of their intestinal tracts simply because one of the species they stole from and the sentient flora species they tortured happened to dabble with time itself. All by disillusionist propaganda."

"You're lucky in this small bubble of being able to breathe that it's considered honoring to be killed by your own ostracized kind. That the lot the old you would wipe from existence my nieces and nephews across the board - regardless if they met me with one Doctor or another - simply because they aren't legitmate in old society's eyes. Seeing and sharing that you are open to change in a rather crap and sad rant and willing to be fucking normal by getting drunk in all this preppy robes like a pilot of Earth's Next Tent Model is definitely not amusing." The other person was quiet. "Wanting to open the planet to all, even if it's a tiny window, is not amusing. It's not supposed to be. I want my family here instead of having to hear the same propganda bullshit from every version of propaganda peddler and said aformentioned child turned politically war hero, the Doctor, again. So they can see it in person. Without the horse blinders. And then go home. In and out. If it has to be televised by me, so be it. If it has to be where the questions they can ask isn't to ash and charred corpses and crappy hologram versions of defanged-weeping angel-time lords because it's their dead father’s culture, so be it. Problem?"

V ended it there once the silence stretched across the room. A Karn woman looked away as well as a couple of council members in varying Chapterhouses did so, unable to meet her eye before she got up with a bag in hand. "Great. Speaking of, I'm gonna go meet my friends." Her mobile rings, V answering it while walking out the echoing room. "Hey, I was just thinking about you..."

[teeto-peteto]

Out of curiosity, what're the animatics in your head? No pressure to share.

oh bestie dont say that cause we can be here stuck forever you and i and my musical taste and my terrible obession with the bloodharbor ripper.

however, if you insist... longpost warning :) no particular order just as im doing a mental and a playlist check.

first animatic of my hellpit: Soul Fighter Gwen and Pyke doing the Lunchbox Friends handshake. Just because its iconic and they are best friends. Seems horrid to animate or to conceptualize in an understandable way to do an animatic, but they are iconic and they are besties and they do this. Convince me otherwise.

second animatic of the hellpit of my mind: Empire ants by Gorillaz. Originally was about my fave lol champions and my friend main champions (initially Pyke, Lulu, Thresh, Ahri and Varus) but yeah, i dont know. Im thinking about just Bilgewater champions, lyrics are very fitting to the feeling of living there, and also because i think Pyke would listen to gorillaz specially this album haha. Animatic like the videoclip with conceptual illustrations of the characters just doing stuff, dunno, would be cool.

I recently thought about an animatic with Sarah x Illaoi breakup with Woke Up from adventure time Obsidian, not polished idea but could be interesting if explored.

'I'll die anyway' by girl on red animatic for Ruined King AU Pyke. Whoopsie. Animatic with slow descend to horrible ending, isolation feelings, mm it reeks trauma baby. And i would add a small animatic or illustration with 'Sayo-Nara' from DDLC. Just to stab myself right on the heart.

Oooooohhh i always dreamed with doing an animatic with the Sailor Moon opening with the first 5 star guardians, keeping it that 90's anime style. Its so polished in my mind. I also love to imagine star guardian Lux in the place of Usagi in 'otome no policy'.

I also imagine an animatic with the Ahri (recent) team (Fortune, Syndra, Soraka, Ezreal) but with My Sweet Heart from Tokyo Mew Mew. Just to give them another opening. Its what a foxgirl leader makes me think about.

'Awoken' By wooden toaster was such a banger, it's been a while i imagine a whole animatic with Empyrean Pyke on it, seeing how he was before becoming an empyrean, his empyrean self, and how he haunts the other versions of himself, but always having some root to his old self, if that makes sense?

Any song by cascada. Not an animatic but it would be funny to make an mv circa 2012 of our beloved boogie man. Cause everytime we touch i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear i can fly. Rainbow effects and images rotating with rad 2010 video effects. My fever dream. Or with 'Monster'. I would throw up of happiness.

Althought i always wanted a 'Suki Suki Daisuki' by Jun Togawa animatic about Pyke. Expression of love through violence? Damn. I rotate him in my mind like a rotisserie chiken everytime i listen to it. Kinda like the videoclip where he would be stubborn but also a sucker for affection.

this fucking song hits too hard i dont know where to start. I thought about EVERYTHING. Ocs. Self Insert. Default Pyke. Ruined King in general. Other Star Guardians. It never fails. Most recent one is animatic of Soul Fighter Gwen and Pyke where she refuses to accept his death and to let him go but she reasures her that things are just the way they are, but you know Gwen wont accept it nonetheless and will always do everything to keep him alive.

Funnily enough i always thought about an animatic with Chip and Dale rescue rangers theme but with the Omega Squad. Its edgy and its cool in essence but what if they were actually goofy and corny? Episodic? No one dies dramatically and they are just silly? Tristmo undertone? Heck yeah.

[herewegobebe]

TAEMIN ✧ Solo MV’s Favourite Scenes ✧ DANGER

[beyoncus]

Queen Nicki dominant, prominent

[themadvigilantist]

She listened even as he knelt to continue. Earth was doomed again - what else was new? Hearing the name Belinda - oh? He really did it? He stuck by his word to Kira, he stayed away from her. The bastard actually did it.

While as a friend of hers, she would be pissed, making him make amends, strongarming him to heel - she was also thinking of her brother. The first time he falls for someone that wasn't like them - completely out of their entire wheelhouse - and it falls apart the second they involved the other half of the fixed point. The other half of the forcibly arranged marriage across realities.

And Vin - through a chance of making her happy, of solving this problem their mother caused, of reconnecting with yet another survivor - ended up losing another large chunk of family. Again.

"Well, for one thing luckily, your family - except maybe A.L. Susan - are off world." V points out. She took note on how he worded that about them. Using the intials of his granddaughter's real name was a sure fire way to keeping him alert and attentive. "Realities are bleeding in upon themselves and you're more upset that my brother - not your wife or her clan - won't forgive you? Based on what? That he reached out instead of holding Earth hostage in announcing his surviving of the war?" There was a laugh as she said it. And then it dropped. That amused smile that was held for so long dropped like a quick light shift. Eyes hard, drilling into him.

"You hurt my brother. You hurt my brother's friend and her friends spanning across half of these realities you run in fear from being. All because you wanted to maintain that your kids still exist like she's a sentient baby farm while their existence is being moved further and further up to accomdate someone absent they had to be kidnapped by to love and instead had to settle for my brother who didn't even think they were worth the effort a kidnapping takes. That chose to build a normal relationship progression until Dantalion nuked that. And Vin, he was so overjoyed he had kids again, he chose to overlook the fact they look nothing like him or acted like him. Overlooked the fact that you essentially did what Amanda Walker did to Terry McGinnis' dad from fucking Batman. Like a parasite and my brother the unwitting host. As far as I'm concerned, you shouldn't be here, you replaced the one that should've been here. Merging with them and now can't claw out. Having their memories and still refusing to let it meld."

"She has in her head the thought that she served out her use to you as a set event." There lies in the truth.

"I don't need to read her mind to know that look - I've seen it with my sister, I've seen it in Vin, I've seen it in myself. I've seen it so many times in so many people, I don't need to read their mind, I just read their actions, their behavior, them carrying themselves or those tiny microexpressions that even in complete stone or in the dark, I can spot it. I. Know. That. Look. I. Know. That. Voice."

V made sure she never lost eye contact with him. Needing or wanting it to sink in. That he failed. "My brother and her felt they were used for timeline reasons - timeline reasons that Vin lied about coming to terms with because maybe just maybe the timeline was wrong. Just this once: it was wrong. Timeline reasons that would explain why their descendants can come back to the present day at all - source of later tardises be damned. And not only was this kept from her but from him too, by you. To the point that one of their grandkids tried to break through to get back the Doctor they once knew and failed to do so. They don't have to speak or be in front of me for me to know they've done it. My species are more sensitive to those attempts than yours. Hello, 'King of been there, did that' right in front of you." New information but, like plane flights being public on Earth so too was that for Tardises across timelines, across realities with Gallifrey involved.

"You can try and barter for a compromise, Doctor. But, you're not getting it. Not from me. You hurt them. Let them live their lives without you. Wouldn't be the first family unit you had left behind after ruining them, right?" V got up then, stretching her legs. "Happy you came and visited though through your hypocrisy and charm. You can go the same way you came in."

@themadvigilantist

"Helloooo, Mr. President. It suits you well, love." He gave the platinum-haired alien a twirl at her new digs. "Saw the broadcast, by the way! Bit heavy handed. Did you see my look for the Gala? Very inspired by you if I do say so myself." He was talking to distract, cheerful to dissuade from further self-inspection.

After all, what was there to inspect? Everything was just fine, just hunky dory. Peachy.

[themadvigilantist]

Happy Valentine's. (10th vin and 24th vin from kira)

While his younger tenth self bought her a irish landmark to personally reside there whenever she saw fit, Vin bought her something small, something personal.

The kilt - thank god for adjustable kilts - he still ended up wearing it once his tenth self returned back to Jennifer Lovett's home in Italy, near the ocean. While his tenth self was emotionally open about the kilt and its implications, his current 24th self was humble yet warm about it.

Vin had gifted her what her late biological mother had, a family album along with new-at-the-time newborn baby photos of Kira.

Making duplicates of people, places, and things from human timelines came extremely easy to him and his siblings than the clear difficulty of others attempting to do the same. Keeps the timeline the same as it is without the timeline shattering like others that had failed attempts of doing this. The smell, the wear and tear, the feel of it, they were none the wiser and neither was time itself - considering their fate.

But, while it implied dark times, missed opportunities of what could have been - it was also something acompanied with something far too personal to him and a shared spouse of theirs.

His own family album. Less album, more tome. With marked dictionary tabs. Despite how old it truly was, it looked new. Untouched. However, it covered everyone and everything. From His mother and father side and their ancestors to even those that were shut off [due to not existing currently yet].

The curious thing about it were the words. If opened, there were choices of english or other languages like one would see on a tv or computer set up but, even with the chosen language: it was clear there were just alien languages completely untranslatable. The words futher in were changing based on where each person were located and how long they were there along with previous locations from many titled universes.

Every spouse, every lover, every courtship, situationship, every friend, every adoptive child, biological child, parent or other family related title and every enemy by new and old by regeneration they first them met and the last face they interacted with: they were all there.

Even (and this was purely out of spite because why shouldn't they know this? why uphold the laws of a abusive yet endangered species that would break them just to harm you and others? for their ego? No. That will not do.) their truest raw forms. Their multi dimensional selves - their eldritch forms and their forms before fully adapting into Gallifreyan culture into the form they took now.

There was also a list of the dead along the edge of the paper that if one ran their finger across the names, images of them would appear alongside them.

Even a TARDIS family tree was added. Though, Tardid language was completely untranslatable for human and other species eyes - bond or not. Good thing his mother studied this to know it.

The binding of the book was leather, deep blue like the night sky appear in the moonlight when a cloud is present. There was Gallifreyan text but, also Janllandi text imprinted in the leather. The image was that of a ornate royal family crest with the earth family clans of his and others as well as the gallifreyan chapterhouse crest. Something seen from the brief visit of her and his ninth self and subtly there in the carpets of present day at his father's home.

But, it was all laid bare. With a bow, flowers and a small charm bracelet.

"I know it may not be much. Maybe a tad dull. But, Happy Valentine's Day. I love you."

[themadvigilantist]

Deadpool was bored. He had just finished his latest job, which involved taking out a bunch of ninjas who were trying to steal a priceless artifact from a museum. It was fun for a while, but it got old fast. He needed something more challenging, something more exciting, something more … worthy of his skills.

He decided to check his phone for any new messages. Maybe Weasel had another contract for him, or maybe Vanessa had some naughty ideas for him. He scrolled through his contacts, until he saw a name that caught his eye.

Deathstroke.

He remembered meeting him a few months ago, in a bar in Star City. He had heard of him before, of course. He was one of the most notorious mercenaries in the world, a master of combat and strategy, a legend among killers. He was also a rip-off of Deadpool, or so Deadpool liked to think. He had the same name, the same costume, the same weapons, the same profession. The only difference was that Deathstroke was serious, boring, and lame, while Deadpool was funny, awesome, and cool.

They had exchanged some words, some insults, some threats. They had agreed to a friendly wager, to see who was the better mercenary. They had each picked a target, and whoever killed their target first would win. The loser would have to admit that the winner was superior, and pay him a hefty sum of money.

Deadpool had chosen a target that he thought would be easy: a corrupt politician named Simon Lacroix, who was running for mayor of Star City. He had heard that he was involved in some shady deals with the mob, and that he had a lot of enemies. He figured that he could just walk into his office, shoot him in the face, and walk out. Simple, right?

Wrong.

It turned out that Lacroix was not only corrupt, but also paranoid. He had hired a team of bodyguards, security experts, and assassins to protect him. He had also installed a state-of-the-art alarm system, a bulletproof glass, and a panic room in his office. He was practically a fortress.

Deadpool had tried to infiltrate his office several times, but he had failed miserably. He had been shot, stabbed, electrocuted, gassed, and even bitten by a dog. He had healed from his wounds, of course, but he had also wasted a lot of time, money, and ammo. He was getting frustrated, and he hated losing.

He wondered how Deathstroke was doing with his target. He had chosen a target that he thought would be hard: a mutant terrorist named Russell Collins, who went by the codename Firefist. He had heard that he was a powerful pyrokinetic, who could create and manipulate fire. He had also heard that he was a wanted criminal, who had escaped from a prison transport and joined a group of rebels called the X-Force. He figured that he would have to track him down, fight his way through his allies, and face him in a fiery showdown. Challenging, right?

Right.

It turned out that Deathstroke was not only skilled, but also smart. He had done his research, gathered his intel, and planned his attack. He had found out where Firefist was hiding, who his friends were, and what his weaknesses were. He had also prepared his weapons, his gadgets, and his strategy. He was ready to strike.

He had infiltrated his hideout, a warehouse in the outskirts of the city. He had taken out his guards, his traps, and his firewalls. He had reached his target, who was sitting on a couch, watching TV. He had aimed his gun, pulled the trigger, and shot him in the head. Simple, right?

Right.

He checked his phone for any new messages. Maybe Deadpool had admitted defeat, or maybe he had some excuses for him. He scrolled through his contacts, until he saw his name.

Deadpool.

He opened the message, and read it.

Hey, Slade. How's it going? Still trying to kill that kid with the fire hands? I bet he's giving you a hard time. You know, you should just give up. You're no match for him. He's too hot for you. Ha ha, get it? Hot. Fire. Yeah, you get it.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I've already killed my target. Yeah, that's right. I finally did it. I walked into his office, shot him in the face, and walked out. It was easy. Easier than pie. Easier than your mom. Oh, snap. I went there.

So, yeah. I win. You lose. Suck it. You owe me a million bucks, and a public apology. And you have to admit that I'm the best mercenary in the world, and that you're just a cheap knock-off of me. And you have to wear a Deadpool mask, and a Deadpool shirt, and a Deadpool underwear, for a whole month. And you have to call me boss, and sir, and master, and daddy. And you have to …

Deathstroke stopped reading. He knew it was a lie. He knew Deadpool was bluffing. He knew he was trying to get under his skin. He knew he was wasting his time.

He deleted the message, and blocked the number. He had better things to do than to deal with Deadpool. He had more targets to kill, more money to make, more reputation to earn. He had no time for games, jokes, or nonsense. He was serious, professional, and efficient. He was Deathstroke, the Terminator. And he was the best mercenary in the world.

"No hello,"

"How are you,"

"My name is...?"

"Nothing? Just thi— okay."

[themadvigilantist]

snow white: a tale of terror (1997)

you ever see a scene and whispered ‘eat me’ as a gut reaction? that’s my reason for giffing this.

[deus-ex-mona]

aiyuu canon pt. 5: couples therapy was a success!!!

aiyuu canon. you agree. reblog

[themadvigilantist]

i worked so hard to get him to say ‘rose tyler’ that but, 15.ai!Tenth Doctor only whispered that they will only say it with hate than with love. sorry rosex10/10too shippers, i tried yall. but hey, the moans when he constantly avoids saying her name? the shivered gasps? the hnngh sounds? the sighs and breaths??? 1000000/10 worth it. just oof. yes. not what i wanted but, i’ll take it the hoops

okay listen i was testing what names would make it slur drunkenly and what didn’t I EVEN TRIED I LOVE YOU and love by itself didn’t work. he had only slurred on the last name but he would just not say rose’s name like at all.

it would either slur or full out just breaths after the word you. he can say: i love you martha jones, i love you donna noble, i love you mickey smith, i love you captain jack (he gets a little off on the harkness...); perfect. all a+. but he couldn’t say he hated them (gotta test both sides), but ROSE TYLER???? nope. after a lot of trials and fails (the groans after he just say i love you and the breaths? the SIGHS? wavering breaths??? ooof like OOOF like oooooh this is dirty!) but i want the words rose tyler to come thru like he can say this for everybody???

and then. success. he said those two words: rose tyler but...the catch was that he didn’t love her (i tried, i even put ‘like rose tyler’ but tenth was like no you gonna get more slurred words. fuck that name.) he hate her. but....

but THIS?? HE SAID ‘i hate rose tyler’ IT SO SEDUCTIVELY??? like you know fifteen.ai!tenth doctor said 'imma seduce you with hate AND SAY HER NAME’ like about time you said her name but also, oop! YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SAY HER NAME LIKE THAT! y u hate roes, 15ai!Ten??? what she do?? spill the tea not my... nvm

maybe it (the ‘i love you rose tyler’) will work for someone else’s computer/phone but, it didn’t for me :(

[themadvigilantist]

the luxurious beard’s debut in netflix’s criminal

[emilycollins00]

OH this is cool!! <33 thank you @ashipiko and @precurea3 mwah!!

E - En vrai (Valentina)

M - Más de lo que aposté (Aitana/Morat)

I - Isnt't this a lovely day (Ella/Louis)

L - Longtemps (Amir)a

Y - You can't stop the beat (Hairspray movie!)

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P - Prom Queen (Beach Bunny)

I - I’ll Make Cereal (Cavetown)

G - girls (girl in red)

E - Empty Bed (Cavetown)

O - Oh Ana (Mother Mother)

N - No Surprised (Radiohead)

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[themadvigilantist]

the luxurious pink hair’s debut in netflix’s criminal

[themadvigilantist]

things about time lords that was new to me and/or i forgot about that i’m now going to consider canon for basically every time lord in a fight:

Time Lords' physical forms are only fragments of much vaster multi-dimensional ones existing in a realm invisible to humans; this aspect is able to create coincidences around a Time Lord. (and everyone is so surprised by how strong they are. gallifreyans are (possibly) stronger than the hulk and captain marvel full force. k bye)

While the human eye was just a dish of light-sensitive cells, leaving the brain to do all of the processing, the Time Lord retina was capable of thinking on its own. As a result, on Gallifrey, the retina replaced fingers as the main method of communicating with machines. (a brain for the skull and a brain for each eye and just holy shit. they can feel people with their eyesssssss.) Gallifreyan eyes were better at seeing in general, as well as in the dark, as they could gather and enhance available light. They could notice incredible amount of detail from distances of at least one hundred yards away, as well as people that were well beyond the human line of sight. Gallifreyans had incredibly precise control of their eyes (which explains a shit ton on why the doctor’s eyes just get bigger when they can’t find a companion and have to resort to yelling their name. it’s like that meme about yelling something to get them to respond but extreme sports edition. like extreme marco polo or waldo like holy shit).

Gallifreyans could survive some falls which would shatter the bones of humans.

If pushed from a height into a liquid, a Time Lord body was capable of protecting them, sealing up the lungs to conserve air for a short period (see Hell Bent and 12′s constant diving)

Gallifreyans could survive extreme cold, due to having a "souped-up metabolism"; they could even withstand exposure to a vacuum for a few minutes with the only consequence being blindness rather than death. They could also survive extreme heat. They could even survive the subzero temperatures and extremely low pressure of vacuum for around six minutes, and survive electric shocks that would be fatal to humans. 

Röntgen radiation affected Gallifreyans so minimally that Gallifreyan children were routinely given radioactive toys in the nursery. They could, at will, absorb very high doses of Röntgen radiation, transform it into a form harmless to humans, and expel it from their bodies. Radiation of other kinds could be fatal, but even then a Gallifreyan could handle much higher doses than a normal human could, and could hold out much longer than even most terrestrial life-forms, although a unique form of radiation around the Lakertyan System was only fatal to Time Lords while being harmless to humans.

Gallifreyans needed less sleep than humans, and could make do with as little as an hour.

A Gallifreyan who was severely injured without actually needing to regenerate to heal the damage would generally slip into a healing coma, and devote all his or her energy to healing the injury. While in the coma, they would appear to be dead.

Time Lords also seem to have an increased resilience to higher frequencies of sound.

Gallifreyans could be disabled by a blow to the left shoulder, which possessed a vulnerable nerve cluster.

Gallifreyans were capable of resisting attempts to disintegrate their bodies, despite being shown capable of disintegrating other organisms.

Early Gallifreyans deliberately infected themselves with the Yssgaroth taint to give themselves a biological advantage.

Time Lords occasionally displayed, or referred to, the ability to fly. (cough cough mary poppins, saxon, missy, that time lord messenger, tenth doctor when he got back to normal and cradled the master and cried after lucy shot him cough cough)

Even without regeneration, Gallifreyans had considerable lifespans. Within one regeneration, Gallifreyans could live for hundreds of years, yet look much younger than a human of equivalent age. (which means the curator in the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who is 500 yrs old in that face so like imagine young tom baker but with just the short curly cut like wow)

Physical stress could cause Gallifreyans to age.

the Time Destructor may have contributed to ageing

Gallifreyan children grew at about the same rate as humans of the same age. After this point, ageing would slow, with the Gallifreyan looking like a teenager for decades. ( @girl-in-the-tardis @gallifreylegacy so basically those kids end up being like twilight minus the disco ball vampirism when they graduate college and get the highest occupation of their job. like they could be considered both the youngest president but also the oldest being visually a teenager but actually 90 yrs old. like No. 5 from Umbrella Academy)

90 is teens, 750 is middle-aged and senility age when one time lord gets over 12,000 years old (depending on the regeneration i guess???)

Gallifreyans had all the senses possessed by humans, and to generally superior degrees. Gallifreyans also had extraordinary reflexes and precision timing, literally superhuman.

In the space of four nanoseconds, a Time Lord can move fast enough to dodge shots fired at them whilst devising a plan to escape. (so that trailer where 13 is like a speedster? fucking canon y’all)

Gallifreyans showed great hand-eye coordination and dexterity with a wide variety of tool and weapons.

Gallifreyans (in "younger" bodies) were, consequently, very physically able and highly athletic

A time lord perceived sounds from the TARDIS, while located several sections away in a larger spacecraft or planet.

Gallifreyans were capable of identification by taste. (see all of tenth doctor) The Gallifreyan sense of smell was equal to their sense of taste. They could do a chemical analysis of the air using their sense of smell. On some occasions Time Lords were also able to judge what time period and location they were in by the smell of the air. (this explains that comic where rose was possessed by the ninth doctor and she basically became the ninth doctor for that strip while also talking to him out loud as he responded in her head: basically 9 was remy the rat and rose was linguini the hair-controlled human k thanks. so that’s a thing)

Gallifreyans were better at coping with sudden changes in position than humans and were harder to disorient. 

As well as the senses shared with humans, Gallifreyans had further senses, with at least a sixth sense. Gallifreyans had time- and spatial-related senses and physical attributes; they were able to resist fields of slow time, notice distortions and jumps in time, retain perception of local time flow, including a secondary "backwards" consciousness during jumps back in time that could overwrite the one prescribed by forward time, directly perceive the interstellar motions of cosmological bodies or their inhabitants — including sensing the "shape" of the world to the extent that they were aware when trapped in pocket dimensions — and perceive all possible timelines. Due to their time sensitive nature, Gallifreyans could retain memories of negate or alternative timelines. (so basically the whole ‘i won’t remember this’ schtick from 50th was a sham. which explains why tenth doctor was looking for rose the second he heard bad wolf but he was on gallifrey and not earth. this boy was looking for the moment but like she just didn’t appear and then the button changed into a rose shaped one like wow ok bye) The form of eidetic short-term memory, able to recall every insignificant detail of even the most moments in time (holy shit there’s no way you can win an argument with them. that’s fucking sad...for any human anYWAY). on a quantum level, their brain could receive information from possible futures, possibly without even realising it consciously. (ahaha do you mean that the tenth doctor saw different futures where he saw all outcomes of doomsday which makes all those edits where he’s living life with rose and donna as his sister fucking true but it’s also true that canonically he went, ‘nah, have tentoo im gonna skidaddle’ and left THEM OKAY BYE AGAIN). Time Lords shared a special mental connection to the structure of history. The chakras of the Time Lord nervous system could detect contours in the Time Vortex and also felt an instinctive gut revulsion towards fixed points in time.

The Time Lord brain was much larger and more complex than the human brain. The size differences effectively ruled out brain transplants from a Gallifreyan to a human, having one, two or three brainstems (so basically that whole plot in Get Out would have backfired so fucking hard. now that would have been a wild movie.) Time Lords could also separate the hemispheres of their brain, allowing them to multitask easily. Records on some planets indicated isolated cerebral hemispheres as a characteristic of Time Lords. Time Lords had an additional brain lobe dedicated to mechanical and other bodily functions, freeing the other lobes for intellectual endeavours. The autonomic functions could be artificially supplanted with a special device, allowing the Gallifreyan to think with their autonomic brain.

Gallifreyans could sense the presence of others of their own species, with the sense being specific enough to allow identification of one another just by sight, regardless of potential recent regeneration. (v and vin tend to turn this off because they like being surprised. surprises are fun.)

Body temperature of Gallifreyans are fucking Arctic or near Pluto levels, hence the layered clothing in the most hottest climate possible like what the fuck. it explains so much on why tenth doctor still donned that luau necklace thing because that was just a nice warm spring to him okay. which means if they get sick, you need oven gloves and a heat resistant suit. that’s what im gonna assume. like holy shit. no wonder that ice didn’t do shit for 10 in the 42 ep. good to know

Time Lords displayed the ability of touch-enabled mental manipulation; this manifested itself in a number of different ways, including hypnosis, mind-reading, thought sharing, the ability to relieve dementia, putting others to sleep, influence on others' dreams, memory erasure and could also transfer knowledge quickly to another person by headbutting them. In addition, they were telepathically linked to one another and could join the entire Time Lord intelligence as one. They could hold telepathic conversations over distances, but this was more difficult. They could converse with each over the astral plane, although this ability required intense concentration, and an interruption might have fatal consequences for the Time Lord. Their telepathy extended to less intelligent animals. Perhaps because of this, they had an innate ability to understand any language. In ancient times, Gallifreyans who were capable of blocking out the telepathic thoughts of other Gallifreyans were called Individuals. They usually had red-gold hair and often went on to become Young Heroes. (THAT’S 👏🏾WHY 👏🏾THE 👏🏾DOCTOR 👏🏾WANTS RED 👏🏾HAIR 👏🏾👏🏾 THEY 👏🏾 WANT 👏🏾 TO 👏🏾BE 👏🏾A 👏🏾INDIVIDUAL 👏🏾👏🏾) They were highly resistant against, if not immune to, other forms of mind control. However, they were vulnerable to more powerful forms of mind control. (so basically Jessica Jones episodes 1 thru whatever episode Kilgrave doesn’t find out about Hogarth trying to inject herself with his DNA, they are immune but, episode where kilgrave injects himself with it and becomes powerful might be vulnerable to it if that same kilgrave did what cartoon kilgrave did with tony stark and used the stark tower to boost and spread his control over everyone...or you know, maybe can withstand wanda vision’s control. maybe. i have to consider pythia and the karn so, it’s a good 50 - 50 chance on kilgrave and wanda being able to mind control a time lord. like properly. so jot that down)

Gallifreyans (Time Lords) don’t have prostates.

[themadvigilantist]

"It's alright, not your fault and y'know, no harm done."

A thick Scottish lilt rang out then towards his apology. In fact a first, she was very obviously new due to the fact it was autumn and they were dressed as if they had just left someplace sunny, warm.

Dressed in a yellow one-piece swimsuit and orange shades, with a headscarf meant to be ripped away by the wind when cruising down a strip of road tied around her neck and head to show just a blonde tuff of bangs. Joined with a creamy custard yellow of an beach cover-up with an orange cargo shorts and tan flats; it was a wonder no one caught onto her light clothes.

That or the people assumed the possibly new person in town was used to this level of temperature.

Or didn't care.

At least she matched the leaves.

V has simply landed there for a good while - three months going - as a personal stretch of a vacation. So, when she had decided to try the local bakery, she didn't expect to bump into anyone. Especially like this.

A new town and it took three months for someone to follow her made her think she was losing her touch. Yes, she noticed but, she wasn't raised by amateurs.

She had raised her sunglasses to not only see him but, also because it felt rude not to. Unlike the person who had a stack of baked goods in boxes, now gone to their car.

"Yeah, that I am." V outstretched her hand to him, giving a warm smile that went along with her choice of warm fashion. "I'm Val but, friends call me V. Nice to meet you, Bill."

@themadvigilantist Billy was walking through the town’s small town square when he noticed someone new. This was a small town that got some tourists during the fall seasons but not too many.  His interest was slightly peaked. Billy liked to at least keep an eye on new people that came into town.

  All these years later and he still couldn’t relax. They were technically on the run even if no one in this town had caught on yet. Which is probably why he got slightly nervous about people like this.

 Billy noticed them going into the bakery so he would make an excuse of grabbing something on the way home. He moved from his place by the bookshop and walked inside the bakery.He silently nodded at the person at the counter while they said hello. They where wrapping up a box for someone else. Billy hadn’t really been in here besides picking up things for the school. Well that or when Stu dragged him in

As the customer walked out with their boxes of pastries they almost knocked Billy over and into the person he was following.  Billy managed to just barely catch himself. He would definitely be finding them later.

“I’m sorry. Really it’s their fault but whatever .”He said with a slightly frustrated look on his face. He straightened out his black jacket  and stood up straight. He took a breath and turned to look at the person he almost fell into.  He looked at them for a moment. “You are new around here. I’m Bill” He said much softer and surprised. 

[themadvigilantist]

just a spyfilled thought...

me rewatching spyfall pt 2 after everyone decided to point out 13 just removed the perception filter of fifteenth master/dhawan!master in france when nazis were there just...on the eiffel tower....: errrrrrrrrrr....wait, was his perception filter just simm again? like what did that look like???

also me, knowing the master keeping that shrinker device on hand because time lords are fucking fast and strong due to past canonical material: wow either those nazis are fucking wrecked because the master just got a little peckish or there’s going to be a lot of diorama sized nazi figurines just lying about collecting dust because of his Tissue Compression Eliminator

also also me, knowing the last time i seen the actor was on iron fist and knowing the fact that the master had been in way worse situations regardless of appearance: wow those nazis are fucking dead. like they are so dead. like knowing the master vs humans of any kind, they are so dead. just yeeted off the eiffel tower, the whole lot of them. one begging for mercy and him just going ‘now why would i do that, human???’ and just kills them.....

also also also me knowing that the master is extremely good at hypnosis: i bet the deleted scene that they cut for time after this is them arresting him not because of his skin color/‘human’ race but the fact that he shrunk half their fleet and ate another half of them and then paid for their bar tab.

also also also also me rewatching it all again just in case i may have missed something: so, all those nazis in that scene? we all agree that the master just slaughtered them right? with the kasaavin?

also also also also also me rewatching it all again just in case i may have missed something: so the nazis, they didn’t even kill him. they just locked him up for 77 years. no torture or anything. just: let’s all collectively lock up this aryan british spy at gun point so he doesn’t eat and/or shrink us and he was just chilling for 77 years while everyone else died? like he didn’t get shot or anything just: ‘he’s a spy? looking like that? lock him away quickly, we’ll deal with it never because he keeps hypnotising everyone to forget about it every single time and we still we’ll just give up.’ and it wasn’t an escape it was just a collective agreement of ignoring him as he secret squirrel’d his overdramatic behind out of there.

a summary of everyone else’s thoughts about it overall: im not ok like he’s just fine with a new ass suit, freshly tailored after that so like explain because assuming by that is highly different when you know that any human assumption of what is supposed to happen to him after 13 did that is thrown out of the window when you have to consider the fact that this the MASTER not jack or rex or some other human, this is another gallifreyan is known to eat people and run for office the same day. the same MISTRESS that will shoot you just because you’re enjoying it a bit too much than they are, the same MASTER who on occasion will just randomly scream - roar - in glee when they are shrinking ppl. and y’all out here saying: what 13 did was hella dirty to him and it’s steps back from previous episodes and yet y’all are completely forgetting the fact that the master is not human.

they’re not some random human along for the ride that betrayed the doctor

or a human like adam mitchell

they did this to the master

 the master who warped the nazi ideology of a master race into a literal pun of their own name in the end of time part 1 and 2 (saxon!master smiling wildly saying ‘master race’ and then turns everyone (albeit donna and wilfred and maybe jack???) into him

like im not kidding, the master literally used the worst part of humanity as an ego booster to their self esteem and warped their idea for their own benefit as a two parter episode

like the master coming out it for 77 years -77 years is nothing to anyone of Gallifrey. That’s toddler years to them. - and he’s fine. he ‘escaped’ and by escaped i mean that for the most part, he just manipulated the very people that caught him or he’ll just turn them like himself and if he had been there and shown them his technology and actively done so -and you know he has and will do and you haven’t been paying attention to how the master is approached character-wise- they actually took him seriously and only locked him away. or again, they are all dead.

which is why im exhausted. pay tf attention to the character, the small looks. the words they choose. their past actions in dealing with similar scenarios. because if any hing, the last thing that should be accounted for with dhawan!master/fifteenth master (twentieth master if not dealing with just onscreen appearances) is the actor’s racial background dealing with a sensitive topic and how a human expects the master with that appearance is going to be treated instead of expecting how the master treats humanity as a whole in any predicament in any era. this is not an ‘oh no consistency error because gotcha??’, this is an ‘uh oh the master is in a corner and these racist humans are going to get a rude awakening about alien existence let’s cut away to doc and friends because we can’t necessarily show blood yet... and gloss over the possibly gruesome acts the master may have done to them that we can only hint at in later episodes/books/audios/etc.’