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Prince Andrew, Duke of York

Physique: Average Build Height: 6'0"

Prince Andrew, Duke of York (born February 19, 1960 -), or "Randy Andy," is the third child and second son of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, and the younger brother of King Charles III. Once the beloved son and a decorated naval officer, his career has been more about navigating scandal than the high seas, tarnishing the 1200-year-old legacy of the British Royal Family.

When I first clapped eyes on him, I thought, "Now here's a prince I'd like to knight me with his personal sword." But oh, how the mighty have fallen. His involvement with Jeffrey Epstein turned him from a royal heartthrob to a headline horror, and Charles's ascension exposed him as arrogant, self-indulgent, and with a penchant for hubris. Plus, who can forget the 72 teddy bears on his bed? Yet, there's something about this disgraced duke that still stirs my royal desires.

Now, let's dive into the juicy details. Andrew's been caught in a web of scandal so thick, it could be its own royal tapestry. He's accused of associating with sex offenders, attending parties that make Sodom and Gomorrah look tame, and allegedly having intimate relations with underage girls, which he vehemently denies. His infamous interview where he claimed he couldn't sweat and was at Pizza Express in Woking left us all questioning his grip on reality.

Stripped of his titles, retreated from public duties, he's now shacked up with his ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson, in what must be the most awkward royal cohabitation since Henry VIII. There's chatter of him wanting to "reinvent himself." Well, I'm more than willing to help with that reinvention, starting with my own royal rod. Why? Because the allure of fucking a prince, even one with a tarnished reputation, is just too hard to resist.

In summary, Prince Andrew might be a royal mess, but there's a part of me that's still eager to be his knight in shining… well, let's just say I'm ready to dive into his scandal with my sword in hand. Here's to hoping he reinvents himself right into my bed.

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J.T. Walsh

Physique: Average/Husky Build

Height: 5′ 11½″ (1.82 m)

James Thomas Patrick Walsh (September 28, 1943 – February 27, 1998) was an American character actor. His many films include Tin Men, Good Morning, Vietnam, A Few Good Men, Hoffa, Nixon, Sling Blade, Breakdown, and Pleasantville. A heavy smoker, Walsh died of a heart attack in 1998, at the age of 54.

A beautiful, burly bear of a man, I first noticed him in the film The Negotiator playing a crooked cop. For a brief, hopeful, moment I hoped that I was actually about to watch a porn about a framed cop getting revenge of the crooked one who framed him… with his penis. But no such luck. I can't really tell you much about Mr. Walsh other than he has appeared in films such as Needful Things, Backdraft and Miracle on 34th Street.

Pretty woeful researching I know, but there really isn't a lot about him. He was a lifelong Democrat, and an avid reader with a strong interest in metaphysics. He tends to get cast as the villians, which fill a lot of fantasies for me as I love the bad guys. His last films, The Negotiator and Pleasantville, were dedicated to his memory, all of which left daddy lovers wondering what could have been as he was maturing into a fuckable daddy.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

A Few Good Men (1992)

Breakdown (1997)

Pleasantville (1998)

The Negotiator (1998)

Gang in Blue (1996)

Star Struck (1994)

Blue Chips (1994)

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Xavier Darcos Born: July 14, 1947, Limoges, France Physique: Average Build

Xavier Darcos is a French politician, scholar, civil servant and former Minister of Labour. An agrégé professor in literature and general inspector of the National Education system, he has been Mayor of Périgueux, a Senator, and a minister in Jean-Pierre Raffarin and François Fillon's governments. He's married with 3 children.

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the blog @/mydaddywiki is fantastic. just a delight. almost seat-safety-switch esque if they only wrote about Big Sexy Older Men

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John B. Larson Born: July 22, 1948, Hartford, CT Physique: Average Build

John Barry Larson is an American politician and businessman serving as the U.S. representative for Connecticut's 1st congressional district since 1999. A member of the Democratic Party, Larson chaired the House Democratic Caucus during the 111th and 112th United States Congress.

Larson is married with three children and and a great example of what a politician should look like. I mean, just look at him. Handsome, nice white hair and good in a suit. Perfection. I know I make a lot of sexual innuendo on this blog, but I will put this as plainly as I can. This man should be stripped and blown. The petition starts here. He can leave his his socks on though, I don't want his feet getting cold.

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James Grout (1927 – 2012) Physique: Husky Build Height: 5'9"

James David Grout was an English actor of radio and television. He was best known for playing Chief Superintendent Strange in Inspector Morse, as well as a gallery of prominent characters in other much-loved series. He died on 24 June 2012, aged 84, after a long illness.

On my more recent viewing of Inspector Morse, Grout is more prominent as I had tunnel vision on Thaw when I first saw this show. Tall and increasingly rotund as he grew older, Grout was renowned for having a great voice which wouldn't mind hearing him moan with. What? For some reason I think he'd enjoy a good blow job.

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Derek Jacobi Born: October 22, 1938, Leytonstone, London, UK Physique: Average Build Height: 5′ 8″ (1.73 m)

Sir Derek George Jacobi CBE is an English actor. Jacobi is known for his work at the Royal National Theatre and for his film and television roles. He has received numerous accolades including a BAFTA Award, two Olivier Awards, two Primetime Emmy Awards, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, and a Tony Award. Preeminent British classical actor has the honor of holding TWO knighthoods, Danish and English.

Domestic partners with his life-time companion of three decades, I bet even at 80 something, Derek could catch a hard one. And probably still take it like a champ.

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Ron Johnson Born: April 8, 1955, Mankato, MN Physique: Average Build

Ronald Harold Johnson is an American politician serving as the senior United States senator from Wisconsin, a seat he has held since 2011. A Republican, Johnson was first elected to the U.S. Senate in 2010, defeating Democratic incumbent Russ Feingold.

Married with three children, Johnson has been a senator since 2011 and I just now noticing him. He stands for… policy things and he has a very strong stance on… stuff. Since I don't live in his state, I don't really care. He has beautiful head of white hair and has a great dick sucking lips… for me to run my dick across.

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Thomas Wenski

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5'9"

Thomas Gerard Wenski (born October 18, 1950) is an American prelate of the Roman Catholic Church. He was appointed archbishop of the Archdiocese of Miami by Pope Benedict XVI on April 20, 2010, and was installed on June 1, 2010. He previously served as bishop of the Diocese of Orlando (2004–2010), coadjutor bishop of Orlando (2003–2004), and auxiliary bishop of Miami (1997–2003).

A handsome man. Although clean-shaven for most of his life (still handsome), he can grow an impressively thick beard apparently.

Born Oct. 18, 1950, in West Palm Beach, Wenski attended Sacred Heart School in Lake Worth and in ninth grade entered what was then the high school seminary of St. John Vianney. He continued his studies at St. Vincent de Paul Regional Seminary in Boynton Beach earning a Bachelor of Philosophy degree (1972) and a Master of Divinity degree (1975). He later received a Master of Arts degree from the School of Sociology of Fordham University in 1993. Wenski was ordained a priest for the Archdiocese of Miami by Archbishop Coleman Carroll on May 15, 1976.

Wenski loves to joke (in three languages), rides a motorcycle for relaxation, a licensed pilot and has been known to puff on a cigar now and then. He’s almost perfect, if not for the whole priest thing. But I would over look that if he’d like to take a ride on my ‘personal hog.’ And by 'personal hog,’ I mean my penis. Oh, I am so going to hell.

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Glenn Thompson

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5′ 10½″ (1.79 m)

Glenn William "GT" Thompson Jr. (born July 27, 1959) is an American politician serving as the U.S. representative for Pennsylvania's 15th congressional district since 2019. A member of the Republican Party, he was first elected to Congress in 2008 for the state's 5th congressional district; Thompson was redistricted to the 15th congressional district in the 2018 election by an order of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. Since 2023, he has chaired the House Agriculture Committee.

Nice and manly, this guy definitely falls into the ‘fuckable daddy’ category. Plus… he looks like he would be a champion in bed.

Born in Bellefonte, PA, Thompson grew up in Howard, PA, and holds a bachelor's degree in therapeutic recreation from Pennsylvania State University and dual master's degrees in therapeutic recreation and health science from Temple University. Prior to being elected to Pennsylvania’s largest congressional district, GT spent 28 years as a therapist, rehabilitation services manager, and a licensed nursing home administrator.

Now what else is there… he has spent 25 years as a volunteer firefighter and emergency medical technician. An Eagle Scout, he and his wife, Penny Ammerman-Thompson, have three adult sons, and two grandsons.

Oh wait, there is one thing I know. He is a big, hot, burly, fucking daddy.

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Stellan Skarsgård

Physique: Average Build Height: 6’ 3" (1.91 m)

Stellan John Skarsgård (born 13 June 1951) is a Swedish actor. He is known for his collaborations with director Lars von Trier, appearing in Breaking the Waves (1996), Dancer in the Dark (2000), Dogville (2003), Melancholia (2011), and Nymphomaniac (2013). Skarsgård has since starred in various blockbusters such as Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007). He also starred in Mamma Mia! (2008), Angels and Demons (2009), and The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011). He played Dr. Erik Selvig in five Marvel Cinematic Universe films, starting with Thor (2011), and portrayed Baron Harkonnen in Denis Villeneuve's two-part Dune adaptation, Dune (2021) and Dune: Part Two (2024).

You’d think I’d already be into Stellan with how many things I’ve seen him naked in and there's a lot. And surprisingly the one that put him over the edge with is a movie where he didn’t appear naked in, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Wait, was it Thor: The Dark World? Well it was one of those two.

Skarsgård was born in Gothenburg, he moved often in his childhood and lived, amongst other places, in Helsingborg, Totebo, Kalmar, Marielund, and Uppsala. Skarsgård started his acting career early; and, by the age of 21, his experience in film, TV and stage was considerable. Most of his early roles were in Swedish television (such as Bombi Bitt) and films.

Twice married, with his first wife, they had six children together. Alexander, Gustaf, Bill, and Valter are also actors, while Eija was a model for a few years. His second marriage to Irish screenwriter and producer Megan Everett in January 2009 produced two sons. Because of this, Skarsgård had a vasectomy because he felt that eight children was enough. Well Mr. Skarsgård… if you were fucking me, you wouldn't have that problem.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Good Will Hunting (1997) Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013) Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2013) Amistad (1997)

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Mitch Thompson

Mitch Thompson isn't just a baseball coach; he's the head honcho of the Baylor Bears' batting lineup, and let's just say, I wouldn't mind if he coached me in more… intimate settings.

Born in Goodland, Kansas, Mitch's journey from Cloud County to Fort Hays State was more than just a path to becoming a two-time Academic All-American; it was the start of a journey that would make me want to slide into his DMs.

His coaching gig started at Mississippi State in 1990, where I bet he was turning heads with more than just his baseball strategies. After a brief, tantalizing detour at Radford University, he returned to Mississippi State, probably leaving a trail of broken hearts.

Joining Baylor in '95 as the hitting coach, Mitch didn't just hit home runs; he hit them out of the park in terms of success, leading to three Big 12 titles and a College World Series appearance in 2005. His recruitment skills? Legendary. He could probably recruit me into his bedroom with those stats.

Then, in 2013, he took over at McLennan Community College, turning it into a baseball behemoth with accolades that could make any academic swoon. But let's talk about that GPA – maintaining a 3.0 while being that hot? That's some next-level multitasking.

He returned to Baylor in 2022 as head coach, bringing with him a reputation that's as rock-hard as… well, you know where I'm going with this.

Married to Amber, with two daughters, Mary Conley and Caroline, both Baylor alumni. But let's be real, if I had to choose between watching a game or watching Mitch, I'd be in the stands, but for entirely different reasons.

So here's to Mitch Thompson, the man who could make me cheer for baseball, or anything else he's coaching, really. Keep swinging, Coach; you've got at least one very enthusiastic fan here, ready to learn any lesson you're willing to teach.

Head Coaching Record Overall 42–66 (NCAA DI) 372–138–1 (NJCAA) Tournaments: NCAA: 0–0

Accomplishments and Honors Championships: NJCAA National (2021) 4x Region 5 Tournament (15,17,21–22) 3x NTJCAC Regular Season (16–17,21)

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Tim Walz

Physique: Average Build Height: 6' 2" (188 cm)

Timothy James Walz (born April 6, 1964) is an American politician, former schoolteacher, and retired United States Army non-commissioned officer who has served as the 41st governor of Minnesota since 2019. He was a member of the U.S. House of Representatives from 2007 to 2019, representing Minnesota's 1st congressional district. His cheerful and friendly demeanor has made him popular in office and that propelled him into the reckoning to be running mate to Vice President Kamala Harris.

Walz was born in West Point, Nebraska. After high school, he joined the Army National Guard and worked in manufacturing. He later graduated from Chadron State College in Nebraska before moving to Minnesota in 1996. Before running for Congress, he was a high school social studies teacher and football coach.

Funny how a week ago, few, if any people had no idea who Walz was, but now wanting to get into his pants and to be honest I’m here for it. He'd would look stunning, naked in my bed with my dick in him.

Handsome, looks hairy and he’s got some damn nice DSLs (Dick Sucking Lips) too! Walz is indeed a cute and sexy guy, but don’t get your hopes up, he’s straight. Married since 1994 with two children and a dog named Scout and a cat named Honey.

But… The more I look at him. The more I think he kinda has that guy next door who’s secretly into fuckery. Gay, straight or other fuckery? Who knows. But fuckery none the less.

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Ken Howard

Physique: Stout/Stocky Height: A breathtaking 6’ 6¾"

Kenneth Joseph Howard Jr. (March 28, 1944 – March 23, 2016), the man who could make you feel both historically romantic and athletically inspired. Known for his portrayal of Thomas Jefferson in 1776, he brought a new kind of revolution to my heart. But his role as Ken Reeves in The White Shadow? That was where he truly coached his way into my affections.

Howard wasn't just about the height; he clinched a Tony for Child's Play and an Emmy for Grey Gardens, proving he was a multifaceted talent. As the National President of the Screen Actors Guild, he was a giant in more ways than one, leading the charge in the merger that formed SAG-AFTRA.

From El Centro, California, to the stages of Broadway, Ken's journey was one of passion and versatility. He ditched Yale drama for the bright lights of theater, making his debut in Promises, Promises, but it's his film career that spanned from Tell Me That You Love Me, Junie Moon to Joy that kept us all watching.

Married three times, with his longest marriage to Linda Fetters, Ken was not just a screen legend but a loving partner. His health battles couldn't diminish his impact, though they sadly led to his passing in 2016, just shy of his 72nd birthday.

Known For: J. Edgar (2011) Rambo (2008) Michael Clayton (2007) 1776 (1972)

Ken Howard was more than an actor; he was a phenomenon. His height, his voice, his presence - all combined to make him unforgettable, and oh, how I wish I could've been on his team.

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Ernie Sabella

Physique: Chubby Build Height: 5’ 5" (1.65 m)

Ernest Sabella (born September 19, 1949) is an American actor. He is best known for his role as Pumbaa from The Lion King franchise, voicing the character in all media except the 2019 and 2024 films. Sabella's TV roles include Mr. Donald "Twinkie" Twinkacetti in Perfect Strangers, George Shipman in A Fine Romance, and Leon Carosi in Saved by the Bell. His work in Broadway theatre includes starring roles in Guys and Dolls, Chicago, Curtains, and Man of La Mancha.

"Hey, I'm short and sorta fat. I can make people laugh. That's about it." is how the character actor describes himself. Sabella caught my attention on Saved by the Bell, but it wasn’t until he appeared on an episode of Seinfeld that I had a major boner for the little warthog. As an overweight nudist reading a newspaper on the subway, Sabella became the third man I masturbated to behind the late Charles Durning and Tom Bosley. Hey they were very comparable.

Born in Westchester County, New York, Sabella graduated from the University of Miami, where he studied at the Department of Theatre Arts and performed at the university's Jerry Herman Ring Theatre.

Sabella is married to Cheryl, a computer programmer since 1999. Hmm… they have no children. Ernie often teams up with Nathan Lane in productions such as movies, plays and musicals like Guys and Dolls, Mouse Hunt, The Producers and of course The Lion King film series. Now I'm not saying there's something going on between them. I just like to imagine there is. Hakuna Matata!

Known For: Perfect Strangers (TV Series 1986–1987) Saved by the Bell (TV Series 1991) Seinfeld (TV Series) - S3/E13 - The Subway (1992) The Lion King (1994) Timon & Pumbaa (1995) Mousehunt (1997) The Lion King 1½ (2004)