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I'm not sure if it's one of the most brilliantly evil or incredibly heinous things I've ever done as describing Aizawa and Hizashi to my girlfriend as "au Snape and Gilderoy" just to see her affronted reaction.

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Question of the curious, you young ones still being taught cursive in school??

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Turf war between the Boy and Girl Scouts of America is not what I saw for the 2020 bingo card, but man do I want to watch it go down.

Time to put those merit badges to the test.

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Okay, we need a proper ship name for Robotnik and Stone, I agree.

May I present my idea: Ivostone.

Sleek. Modern. Sounds like something Robotnik would create. And also something you'd probably find in Pokemon.

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My hot take on a Good Omens AU (as thought up by my Angel and me)

A reverse of the Ineffables and the Bureaucracy…. Where Gabriel is the Angel on Earth with Beelzebub An Angel who did not so much Fall as Curiously Buzzed Down.

Being watched over by Aziraphale the Archangel who spends his time with a fake smile because it seems to be the fashion these days but Almighty, does it make his face hurt. Then below you have Crowley, Prince of Hell, sitting back in his throne having to listen to Hastur and Ligur and Satan, it’s boring.

Some key points:

Gabriel runs an athletics shop. He’s very proud of the rich history he has in it with antique weights and boxing gloves. Signed by some of the greatest athletes of all time.

Beelzebub runs a pet shop specializing in creepy crawlies. She’s very keen on her variety of spiders, oddly enough.

There was no Arrangement of taking care of the other’s work. Instead they just travel together because what are they expected to do? Socialize with humans?

This led to no 6,000 year pining between them. They quickly realized angry sex was a great stress relief for them. But somewhere along the way after the first couple thousand years and one night in Venice Gabe found himself having actual feelings.

Aziraphale checks in on Gabriel time to time with the Archangel Raphael as his entourage (because Heaven help him, he doesn’t deserve dealing with Sandbar). Raphael is a much more easy going, desert rose eyed angel who is more or less amused following Zira around and keeping an eye on him (and might be Tom Hardy in my head, cough).

The Archangel Zira has some rather secret meetings with the Prince of Hell to discuss things through the years. Neither still really wants Armageddon when the time comes upon them.

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Scrolling down my feed and nearly scrolled past this then did a.... what the hell is that??

So. I HAD to find out what the heck this ad was.

....I see your game, IHOP.

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I wonder....

Just how much the random gent coming across the second "breakup" thought Crowley was some dramatic theater actor talking about how he was going to make it big as a celebrity and not bother to remember his angel.

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The inhabitants of hell were especially pleased when Crowley said he had come up with a way to drive humans to madness by a creation he called an "earworm"

They were much less impressed when he went into detail on what it was.

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Jimmy Fallon is the Aaron Burr of late night talk shows and John Oliver is our Hamilton.

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TIL that Australia calls their Ibis "Bin Chickens" and I can't? My best friend and now girlfriend of fourteen years lives on that planet currently and I've never known this?? JUst? BIN chiCkens? They're just nice birds where I live??? WhAt?

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I find myself in a constant want of owning a duck, a snake, a goat, a crow, and other miscellaneous creatures that I currently can't and the struggle is all too real. I just want all the soft babies.

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Mr. Sandman is a song written about Aziraphale influenced by Crowley's pining. Fight me.

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Five years later and I'm *still* torn up over the loss of my favorite New Leaf villager.

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I try so hard to fight it. It consumes me and eats away at my time. It's a drug that I can't deny the pleasure it brings me. I go months without even a hint of it. Time passes on without a single utterance of it until...

Youtube says one day at random, "would you like to see the worst chicken dishes Gordon Ramsay has ever been served?" and YES, I FUCKING DO. AH, I PRACTICALLY ORGASM AT HIS SEETHING ANGER AND HATRED OF BAD COOKING.

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Pretty sure Steven poofed.

So let's start with the setup for this. When I was first watching Reunited Steven says he's Pink, Yellow goes all "The fuck you say you fuck you're fucking dead" and smashes the hammer boot down on him.

His spirit of sorts wakes up to Connie over him and realizing he's outside of his body.

Steven chalks it up to "classic ghost type situation" but I didn't buy it. I thought he poofed. I still think he poofed. At least, to the best capable poofing of a half gem half organic organism.

Here's my reasoning:

The... Let's call them statues. The statues of all the gems. We see they only exist so long as they have their physical form. Peridot was only shown in gem form and Lapis went the same when her form was destroyed. We didn't see Steven sitting on top of himself, he was on Connie's statue. The only thing of him was his body. Which was shown to be pink.

But why does Connie get a statue? She's just a human, you say. And she is.

She's also a human that has been affected by Steven's healing powers and fused with him. Coming back to life turns you pink, something as small as healing spit could have properties too to connect them.

It could also be a matter of proximity, but I think this less likely given that I don't think the Diamonds were literally only a few skips away.

So... Yeah. I think Steven basically poofed and that was our first insight into how things look for a gem when they poof and haven't reformed yet. The fact he has an organic body kept him from physically going inside his gem, but on some spiritual level he went into the manifested state of poofing.

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Florida Gothic

All Citrus Centers are in fact the same, kept within their own pocket dimension. The gators never age.