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He loves having his weapon professionally serviced and knows that I'm the best provider in town. He always shoots on target and empties his chamber, and I love swallowing every last drop of his ball juice and milking him dry.
#serviced his weapon#regular maintenance#regular service#locked and loaded#fully loaded#needed to shoot#shot on target#emptied his chamber#discharged his weapon#professional service
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accused 17th-century English or English colonial witches in a certain subset of modern pseudo-feminist fiction: I'm a girlboss who can read, unlike other women! I live apart from the community and use herbs to basically invent modern medicine! my views align perfectly with many modern progressive talking points! also I wear my hair down because I'm a ~free spirit~
actual accused 17th-century English or English colonial witches: I'm homeless and mentally ill and my community just kind of wants me gone. or I'm Jewish or Romani. or maybe I have property that someone else wants. I could have strong opinions but that's usually not enough to attract witchcraft charges on its own unless the community is REALLY in a mess. I might even be an unpopular MAN who someone has an interpersonal squabble with, although statistically I am more likely to be a woman (unlike in Scandinavia, where the reverse is true)
#history#my guy stop assuming you could be accused of witchcraft for having any brain at all as a woman#it was a highly misogynistic society but even they were forced to admit that the community needed women's intelligence#to get by#it's one thing to think women are just born with less capacity for learning#and another to actively shoot yourself in the foot by denying them basic skills to help keep household and village running#also the Puritans specifically valued universal literacy as a way to read the Bible just saying#(though literacy was indeed generally valued in English and Anglo-colonial society at the time)
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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!
Mobei-Jun: ...what?
Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!
Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born
Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed
#mbj adds another mental note about his human's weird quirks#mbj to lbh: do humans have a magical ability to know when someone is born?#lbh remembering how his shizun knew his birthday without needing to tell him: holy shit they might#i love the idea of mbj and lbh idea of a normal person comes from their husbands#even though both their husbands are total weirdos#mbj+lbh: as far as i'm aware its everyone else who is strange#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#mobei jun#moshang#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)
#its physical stimuli with these two#Wade could be in the depths of despair. the absolute throes of tragedy. and always he'll feel better when logan distracts him.#logan will only ever ground himself subconsciously and/or consciously by stabbing wade up to his knuckles#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#poolverine is neurodivergent#QUEER and neurodivergent#normal things in the ketchup and mustard household include but are not limited to:#wade offering the other side of his body after logan stabbed one side#logan clawing at wade's arm when he's noticed wade beginning to spiral#wade reeling for a second as he is grounded back to reality. then he laughs. and shoots logan in the ear.#i need every other superhero witnessing this to be so confused and so horrified#they're traumatized and horrendous in their own right but they're basic baby shit compared to deadclaws#I NEED IT
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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HAN for DAZED KOREA (FEB 2025)
#han jisung#stray kids#ph#photoshoot#i just need these on my blog. oh my god#i cannot wait to see the full shoot#1k
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The perks of your younger brother telling you the future is you can try to prevent it!
The downside is he has the weirdest names for the most important parts...
#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#Shang Qinghua#original shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#airplane bro#shang brothers#shang bros#'please PLEASE can you try to remember who the scum is?' 'hm...Gege I'm hungry'#it doesnt help that he only gets bits and pieces about the 'future' (what HE WROTE) so hell blurt things out liek this#and then not follow up because he literally doesnt remember oops#oh Original Shang Qinghua youre teying so hard#i need you all to know this is leading up to Og Shang Qinghua and Og Shen qingqiu getting together 🥰#shang qinghua#my art#nibbelraz
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#minecraft movie#minecraft#steve minecraft#garret garrison#minecraft garrett#minecraft yaoi#brokenpickaxe#starrett#steve x garret#Diamond armor full set#ibispaintx#digital art#ship art#“Garret I need to shoot arrows at you until the chest plate breaks
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Being asexual in fandom is very funny sometimes because people will go on about how hot and/or irresistible a character is and meanwhile I'm in the corner with a cigar sticking out of my mouth going "hmmmm....yes, yes, I see, but the real question is how are you going to provide for my blorbo in these difficult times? I expect only the finest characterizations in this family." and then I bite off the end of the cigar because it was actually a chocolate hazelnut rolled wafer.
#asexual#taylor talks#sfth#shoot from the hip#i was thinking of xavier when i wrote this#who i truly do not understand the hype/love for and can only conclude that this is one of those Allosexual things /hj#also i desperately now need one of the boys (preferably) sam to play an old man character with a cigar that's just a rolled wafer#peak physical comedy right there#hmmm can you tell. that im getting kinda sleepy
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Dnd gang as that olympics shooting meme (one of the squads of all time truly)
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#yeah i know the last one is fake but i need it to complete the set#i really liked this story quest#i was torn though between these four and the sumeru crew#chose this one because furina deserves to be silly#genshin impact#genshin impact fanart#genshin#genshin memes#my art#artists on tumblr#navia#genshin navia#lyney#genshin lyney#clorinde#genshin clorinde#furina#genshin furina#olympics#olympics shooting
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we need to be celebrating jess gleeson as a photographer more. like hellooo. my two cents
#loveeee seeing concert photos from any show in aus (doesn’t have to be mcr) and im like did jess gleeson shoot this…#And there’s a good chance i’m right!#she just has a way of capturing these tiny interesting moments#Rlly need mcr to tour oceania again bc then we get more gerard shot by jess gleeson..#mcr
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#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age veilguard#da4#quick rant because i've annoyed myself because last night i was making mods and testing them which took lots of trial and error#finally got it working when it was VERY late and did a quick shoot with a cutscene on low quality mode but with reshade on#and there were these 3 photos that made me go 'man i need to reshoot these tomorrow in 4K if my laptop will allow me'#but APPARENTLY i didn't save my ReShade preset and do you THINK i could remember what i did??? i spent HOURS tonight trying to recreate it#and ended up just giving up and had a quick play with other shots so it didn't feel like a waste#and here i am posting shots that i barely spent a minute on but liked more than the rest#maybe i'll just post the other ones anyway. *ANYWAY* rant over i'm fine lol it's just that entire nights go into these
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happy halloween! 🎃🐈⬛👻🐇
#i just wanted to draw emu as a jiangshi .#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#polysho#enjoy halloween everynyan unfortunately i have to go work a shift. i thought abt dressing up for fun when i get back#but 1 im lazy 2 i dont live alone and its my luck that somebody ends up knocking when im in the middle of being dressed like a clown#so i would rather not risk it. idk how people get into cosplay just for photoshoots/videos i dont have that conviction .#but halloween con was lots of fun and i got to see friends and trade candy so i enjoyed my celebration already. ^_^#also STOP BEATING THE SHITNOUT OF ME IDEK IF I CAN BOOO BACK FROM A SIDE BLOG. YOURE KILLUNG ME#once again some random guy will be hittimg you back. boo#to end my tags i am going to be pissed off because i cannot draw well rn and its KILLING MEEEEEE#im art blocked as hell and mad about it. my zines....#its so annoying like with my personal art its whatever but people spend Money on zines i need to get good.#its been like over a week so i thought inwould be free. sigh#i often draw emu fiending off of tsukasa. the way things should be. amen#also inthink rui would love to go all out for costumes but he got busy modding a tshirt launcher to shoot candy and forgot abt his costume#so hes a tuxedo cat. he thinks hes so funny
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At Qian Cao Peak
Mu Qingfang: Shixiong has been stressed lately. What is weighing on your mind?
Shang Qinghua: I can't really say- wait! You're a doctor, that means you took the Hippocratic Oath! Which means that whatever I tell you, you can't repeat it to the other peak lords...
Mu Qingfang: What is-
Shang Qinghua, not listening: Well it all started in a previous life...
Later
Shang Qinghua: ...and now Cucumber-Bro and I need to make sure the world doesn't end. Wow, it feels nice to get that off my chest. Thank you for listening, Mu-shidi! I'll be back in a week for our next session
Mu Qingfang: ...
Yue Qingyuan, walking up to him: What's wrong, shidi? You look spooked
Mu Qingfang: I can't say. Apparently I took a hypocrite oath
Yue Qingyuan: ?
#sqh finally gets therapy#however his therapist now needs therapy bc of him#mqf: the world might end and the only people who can stop it is a retired god who is secretly working with demons#mqf: and a 20 y/o larping as a peak lord#mqf: why must i be cursed with this knowledge#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#mu qingfang#yue qingyuan#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)
(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tapis rouge#i know these are not my best but by god i needed to draw ~daddo venue~#he is a treat! can't wait for him to yell at us for screwing up a shoot or whatever the last-minute disaster will be#i am SO HAPPY it turned out to be about movies after all! ...i mean sort of anyway#i'll take what i can get (and i do enjoy twst trying to be all cute about snow whAHEM i mean beautiful queen) (i see you there twst)#(also to be fair it actually wasn't poisoned in historial-revisionism-twstland so i think we can trust this apple. a+ acting eric)#anyway we are still. very solidly in the 'stand around and talk about the wallpaper for three hours' part of the event.#but HEY we got to meet eric! i was not really expecting it to be him so i am VERY pleased#also god help me i did think the shopping montage as portrayed by a rhythmic where they literally SKIP down the street was hilarious#there's a lot of Choices that were made in this event and that was a good one
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Sorry to bother you. I wanted to ask if you were willing to give advice on how to avoid the 'Friends Who Never Hang' tropes? Because I'm hesitant to make more main characters because I'm not sure if I can make their bond close between all of them and you seem to have a grip on the Heartless gang's relationship. Thanks.
I had to google what that trope meant haha - but that's a rlly interesting question!
At least for me and my storytelling preferences, I think my stance would be that there's actually no need to worry about making a close bond between *all* of your main characters at all!
It's a bit hard to articulate, and I'm definitely thinking from more of a manga mindset so bear with me lol -- but trying to make sure that everyone on your main cast all get along with everyone else on the main cast, and feeling the need to give a 'proper' spotlight to every possible combination of characters to convince your audience that 'they really are all friends with a close bond, see how they all hang out!?' Can run the risk of looking like this:
and leave your story feeling bland/stagnant as you kinda slog through unnecessary scenes between characters just for the sake of proving that they do all interact an adequate amount.
Whereas - (again, at least in my experience) - building a group primarily around their ties to your Main-main character(s) like this:
is a method that leaves much more room for you as a writer to both focus on the character that's specifically meant to be at the forefront, while also making it easier to explore which other combos could then actually be fun to give more screen time to in order to *build up* those close bonds, rather than worrying about the end result and just trying to make everybody get along right from the get-go!
(Also! Don't feel like if you start out with a bunch of varied colorful connections that they all have to be turned into bright green friendly bonds by story's end! Making some characters a bit closer over time but still not besties is a-ok! They can unite for a common goal but still get on each others nerves forever! There are no rules! Be cringe, be free!)
#character writing#artists on tumblr#abd illustrates#this ask awakened my storytelling hyperfixation hello#character interactions my beloved#but fr it is such a fine line#cause characters who dont interact at all but are supposedly super close is a pet peeve of mine in media#(i just didnt realize it had a trope name til now lol)#but at the same time stories that shove in too many scenes of characters shooting the breeze without the story actually moving forward#can be real tough to read#i was gonna use one piece as an example to answer this ask originally#but there were literally too many possible character combos there to make a coherent graph of#but as an example within any group u could find: the silles! the older folks! the strongest combo! the weakest combo! etc etc#but they dont all need to know eachothers business
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