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service4cops · 2 years ago
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He loves having his weapon professionally serviced and knows that I'm the best provider in town. He always shoots on target and empties his chamber, and I love swallowing every last drop of his ball juice and milking him dry.
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marzipanandminutiae · 2 months ago
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accused 17th-century English or English colonial witches in a certain subset of modern pseudo-feminist fiction: I'm a girlboss who can read, unlike other women! I live apart from the community and use herbs to basically invent modern medicine! my views align perfectly with many modern progressive talking points! also I wear my hair down because I'm a ~free spirit~
actual accused 17th-century English or English colonial witches: I'm homeless and mentally ill and my community just kind of wants me gone. or I'm Jewish or Romani. or maybe I have property that someone else wants. I could have strong opinions but that's usually not enough to attract witchcraft charges on its own unless the community is REALLY in a mess. I might even be an unpopular MAN who someone has an interpersonal squabble with, although statistically I am more likely to be a woman (unlike in Scandinavia, where the reverse is true)
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disgracefulthings · 9 months ago
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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!
Mobei-Jun: ...what?
Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!
Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born
Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed
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brainrotcharacters · 10 months ago
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wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)
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egophiliac · 11 months ago
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
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hanfocus · 6 months ago
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HAN for DAZED KOREA (FEB 2025)
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nibbelraz · 4 months ago
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The perks of your younger brother telling you the future is you can try to prevent it!
The downside is he has the weirdest names for the most important parts...
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gay-opossum-in-the-garbage · 3 months ago
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milk-is-stable · 14 days ago
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Being asexual in fandom is very funny sometimes because people will go on about how hot and/or irresistible a character is and meanwhile I'm in the corner with a cigar sticking out of my mouth going "hmmmm....yes, yes, I see, but the real question is how are you going to provide for my blorbo in these difficult times? I expect only the finest characterizations in this family." and then I bite off the end of the cigar because it was actually a chocolate hazelnut rolled wafer.
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isimp4shrimp · 1 year ago
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Dnd gang as that olympics shooting meme (one of the squads of all time truly)
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omtai · 7 months ago
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we need to be celebrating jess gleeson as a photographer more. like hellooo. my two cents
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emmavakarian-theirin · 2 months ago
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heartorbit · 9 months ago
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happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇
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disgracefulthings · 9 months ago
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At Qian Cao Peak
Mu Qingfang: Shixiong has been stressed lately. What is weighing on your mind?
Shang Qinghua: I can't really say- wait! You're a doctor, that means you took the Hippocratic Oath! Which means that whatever I tell you, you can't repeat it to the other peak lords...
Mu Qingfang: What is-
Shang Qinghua, not listening: Well it all started in a previous life...
Later
Shang Qinghua: ...and now Cucumber-Bro and I need to make sure the world doesn't end. Wow, it feels nice to get that off my chest. Thank you for listening, Mu-shidi! I'll be back in a week for our next session
Mu Qingfang: ...
Yue Qingyuan, walking up to him: What's wrong, shidi? You look spooked
Mu Qingfang: I can't say. Apparently I took a hypocrite oath
Yue Qingyuan: ?
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)
(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)
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abd-illustrates · 3 months ago
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Sorry to bother you. I wanted to ask if you were willing to give advice on how to avoid the 'Friends Who Never Hang' tropes? Because I'm hesitant to make more main characters because I'm not sure if I can make their bond close between all of them and you seem to have a grip on the Heartless gang's relationship. Thanks.
I had to google what that trope meant haha - but that's a rlly interesting question!
At least for me and my storytelling preferences, I think my stance would be that there's actually no need to worry about making a close bond between *all* of your main characters at all!
It's a bit hard to articulate, and I'm definitely thinking from more of a manga mindset so bear with me lol -- but trying to make sure that everyone on your main cast all get along with everyone else on the main cast, and feeling the need to give a 'proper' spotlight to every possible combination of characters to convince your audience that 'they really are all friends with a close bond, see how they all hang out!?' Can run the risk of looking like this:
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and leave your story feeling bland/stagnant as you kinda slog through unnecessary scenes between characters just for the sake of proving that they do all interact an adequate amount.
Whereas - (again, at least in my experience) - building a group primarily around their ties to your Main-main character(s) like this:
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is a method that leaves much more room for you as a writer to both focus on the character that's specifically meant to be at the forefront, while also making it easier to explore which other combos could then actually be fun to give more screen time to in order to *build up* those close bonds, rather than worrying about the end result and just trying to make everybody get along right from the get-go!
(Also! Don't feel like if you start out with a bunch of varied colorful connections that they all have to be turned into bright green friendly bonds by story's end! Making some characters a bit closer over time but still not besties is a-ok! They can unite for a common goal but still get on each others nerves forever! There are no rules! Be cringe, be free!)
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