#nerderen

[k4tsukiis]

NERD!EREN! BRAINROT!

nerd!eren who reaches out after 9 pm to ask about your day

nerd!eren who jerks off to you rambling about your day through the phone

“‘ren baby, you okay over there?”

“yeah-*gulp* yeah it’s just really hot in my room.”

nerd!eren who dresses nice for you to take you on a date. going home straight after work, changing from a blue button up and khakis to a black v neck sweater with a white collared dress shirt underneath and black dress pants. he even takes off his glasses bc he thinks it makes him look ‘sexier’

nerd!eren who picks you up straight at your door, holding an umbrella because he didn’t want you to get wet from the rain.

nerd!eren who geeks out and babbles about random things that interest him like batman

nerd!eren who thinks he doesn’t look good in glasses, but you disagree, demanding he puts them back on

nerd!eren who tries to take you on a date but the night ends up with him in between your legs

nerd!eren who looks up at you with foggy glasses while eating you out

nerd!eren who loves eating you out for his own pleasure

nerd!eren who cums in his pants just from eating you out

nerd!eren who secretly has a 8 inch dick (well it’s actually a little more than 7.5 but who’s counting)

nerd!eren who sends you videos of him stroking his dick throughout the day to lyk how much he misses you

nerd!eren who hasn’t lost his virginity yet bc he’s “too big”

nerd!eren who begs you to ride him after overstimulating him for hours

“f-fuck- ngh- please please please ride me princess.”

“you’re so beautiful baby.”

nerd!eren who lets out the loudest, gutteral moans with that deep voice

nerd!eren who goes to take his glasses off before fucking you

“glasses stay on.”

nerd!eren who slides his glasses back up with his three fingers

“yes, ma’am.”

nerd!eren who acts submissive but changes as soon as it’s his turn to fuck you

“spread your fucking legs before i do it for you.”

“god baby f-fuck you feel so good-“

nerd!eren who fucks into you with no remorse, head leaned back with his lips formed in an ‘o’

nerd!eren who ends up being the biggest slut yk.

[gobblethiskitty]

I AINT READ A NERDEREN IN A MINUTEEE

nsfw mdni

nerd plug! eren brainrot

cw : chubby r, nerd eren ( he’s a two faced cunt ) drug useage n smoke, small thigh/lap riding, fingering , sex with glasses on, tiny cockwarming, dirty talk, praising, creampie, shotgunning, small mention of r bein girly, ( i write w black r in mind ) not proofread might be some spelling errors i’m tired mdni

eren would be seen as an innocent, quiet boy who doesn’t care about his surroundings - only mindful to his little bubble. he’s passing all his classes, always at the library studying for upcoming exams and just being the sweet boy he is. and you’d watch from afar a few feet away from him. he’s cute and quiet. you felt bad at how he would chase after some girl who didn’t want anything to do with him. you envied him too - how he would get praised and congratulated for everything he does. the only time he ever talked to you was during a project for chemistry. he paid no mind to you always mumbling how you’re a distraction to him and you should quiet down. he wanted nothing to do with you. you, your glossy lips, those pretty lashes you keep batting at him, your perky boobs that try to escape from the low cut shirt, nor those mini skirts. he tries to not be somewhat mean to you because you’re just so sweet and nice.

now he’s sitting on your couch, a little space between you and him. the show from the tv playing while he lights up his blunt. he’s tired from all the exams and test and shit assignments. but he has you and his weed. he’s running his palm on your leg that’s thrown on his lap, massaging the smoothness of it. he can feel you staring at him. his hair out of that bun, resting on his shoulder while a few strands cover his eyes, his pink plump lips wrapping around the blunt and he’s hanging his head back to blow out the smoke in the air. your breath hitch - he looks so good and it’s making you clench your thighs an random shiver running through your body.

you’re taken back when he looks other you - a wide grin on his pretty face “ got something on my face, love? ” he teases and you frown shaking your head. he removes his hand from your thigh wrapping it around your waist pulling you onto his lap. you’re practically naked compared to him - a crop top with care bear design and panties while he’s in a white tee and sweats. he’s finally happy now that you’re become comfortable around him. “ you starin at me hard. you want some? shit makes you feel good ” he offers but you still and hesitant “ ren i don’t smoke - you know that ”. you take off his foggy glasses off cleaning them with the towel before putting them back. you feel cozy on his lap ( he’s manspreading ) as you wrap your arms around him hiding your face between his neck and shoulder even though you’re watching him smoke. his hand resting on your lower back as you grind on his lap, biting your lip to not let out that whine you’re holding in.

“ what’re you trynna do? ” he spoke realizing how quiet you’ve been and the little damp spot on his sweat. you ignore him gripping on his tee tightly finally letting out a broken moan. he placed the blunt down both hands on your hips trying to stop you. “ ren… wan’ you so bad ” you let out totally absentmindedly. “ fuck what should i do with you? could’ve been a good girl and tell me that ” he laughs standing up with his ashtray walking up the stairs to your room. he placed them on the bed while he drops you as well. “ you so fucking wet. why you so wet precious? talk to me ” his voice so sultry while removing your damp panties making your shiver at the cold air. you were so wet you started dripping down on the sheets. he didn’t get a response which he wasn’t so happy at “ you like watching me smoke, thought that shit wasn’t good for me ” you while your head grabbing the hem of his shirt as he ran two fingers through your slit. “ looked so good rennie.. please ”

he removed his shirt, his fingers now warming up inside your velvety walls gathering all your wetness. your lips parting into an “ O ” letting out little whimpers and babbles while eren is complete in a daze at how your sucking his fingers in, wetting them. your thighs threaten to close once his thumb begins rubbing on your little clit. “ so wet baby, talk to me what do you want? wanna hear it ” he watches you with bloodshot eyes as you stutter - trying to not mess up your words. “ need you t’ fuck me- please i-i…ren ” he nods fully understand. his fingers leave your weeping cunt to pull down his sweats and boxer. his cock so pretty. little trimmed hairs, he’s long and thick, a few veins and a pretty pink tip. he lines his leaking tip at your hole. you hold on the bedsheet with a passion, tear blurring your eyes as you moan trying to take what he gives you.

you soak him up so much making it easier for him to slide inside. he stays still for a bit, grabbing the almost finished blunt and lighting it up. he takes a long drag before leaning down tapping your cheek for you to open up which you do. the smoke blow in your mouth and you hold it in for a while before blowing it out infront of his face. he gives a little smile getting up holding onto your waist as he gives one hard thrust shocking you. he continues watching how you squirm beneath him. your braless boobs moving freely from his thrusts and a little bugle forming from your tummy. “ omgomg fuck ren.. oh my god ” your brain empty and your getting dizzy. the puff of smoke around the air making you feel hot. the blunt finishes and he’s completely high. lifting your top revealing your boobs and hard nipples. “ fuckin’ take it , just like that mama. tell rennie how good you feel ” he manages to grunt out, cursing as your nails starch his back. “ so fuckin good daddy - mak-ing me feel so so good ”

he snatches a hair tie he spot from the bed doung his regular hairstyle but way messier and his glasses were getting foggy again which he swiped. he wants to see you. he could tell your about to cum , your eyes rolling back, broken moans and cries, you’re babbling lost in pleasure. “ move your hand princess- gotta take all of this ” and when he see you try to push him farther he pulls out. you whine now that your orgasm is fading away “ nonono! ren please ‘m sorry ” you apologize but he ignores you turning you around on all fours. he slips back in so easily as he presses on your back to finish the arch. “ push me away again and i leave you here all needy and crying. ” he threatens. he runs his hands on your cute rolls and your ass living how well they fit you. he grabs your hair ( natural, braids, locs, or wig etc ) pulling your face up where he can see those fresh tears running down your chubby cheeks. “ why you crying mama ‘ts too much for you huh ” he tease while grabbing on your neck hovering over you to kiss your lips. all messy. drool leaking on either side. “ gonna cum - please let me cum daddy ‘m sorry pleaseplease ” he shushes you kissing away the salty tears while he rubs your clit. a sticky ring of cum starts to form on his cock completely coating him “ cum baby let it out… want all of it c’mon ”. his thrusts get faster and harder while he slaps your ass, his head hung back as he hold your waist tightly cumming.

this is lowkey the longest i’ve written, so proud of myself :3

[anothanobody]

Who cries easily between the two? (the aus)

in yandere: mikasa. in caged: mikasa. in cs: nerderen. in nannykasa: depends if she’s pregnant or not, if not eren. in tyz: eren. in fr: both leaned on eren a little. yakuza: mikasa. 19th: none. c50: mikasa. older-younger: mikasa. risks: depends really. purge: none of the two tbh. canon to modern: eren.

[isayamasideblog]

GothKasa and NerdEren Ice Cream Date

Ah, here we go again. 

These two dorks go on a lot of ice cream dates. A lot of them. 

They have this thing where they go through the entire menu since Mikasa wants to try every single flavor

Eren isn’t big on ice cream, but since Mikasa is into ice cream he is into ice cream 😐 (whatever Mikasa is into he will be into it too even if he’s not, there’s no negotiations here… he’s a simp) 

Eren likes the way Mikasa savors her ice cream and takes her time eating it, she just really likes ice cream :,) 

Let’s say Eren drops his ice cream, then you will have Mikasa sharing her ice cream with him 

She won’t hesitate to put that ice cream in his mouth and Eren’s just like 🥺 because he feels that she cares about him 

He sometimes likes to take the ice cream and hold it for her to lick, but sometimes he feels like such a tease and he dips the frozen treat on her nose

He waits for her reaction and she just blinks in surprise 

She moves her sleeve to wipe her nose, but Eren stops her and licks her nose

She just stares at him in surprise like, “Eren?!” 

Eren smirks as he sees her blush spread across her cheeks and he’s so close to pinching her cheeks because she looks so CUTE

When they kiss, all they savor is the sweetness of the ice cream dessert on their tongues

 Eren likes how Mikasa’s dark lipstick fades as she eats her ice cream 

He likes how the dark color contrasts with her natural lip color 

Eren can be a messy eater so it’s no surprise for him to end up with ice cream on his upper lip, but don’t worry!! Mikasa is there to clean it 

He loves when she does this because he feels LOVED (He likes to be babied :/  

She loves vanilla flavor btw sometimes with sprinkles on top

Eren has his little stash of money specifically to buy Mikasa ice cream, he calls it his Mikasa’s Ice-cream Emergency Fund 

When Mikasa says no to ice cream he knows something is wrong!! She’s either feeling sick or she’s upset at him. So this is his signal that he must fix whatever is going on.

Ice cream is also his way of saying sorry to her. Let’s say they got into an argument or some small fight, then he waits ‘til the end of the day to go to her house and offer her some of her favorite ice cream 

She tends to wait by the door when this happens, because she knows that Eren won’t wait too long to apologize to her, even if it was her who was wrong

Eren feeding Mikasa ice cream is basically their love language! UGH! 

[isayamasideblog]

Can you p-please write about goth!kasa 🥺

She's the coolest girl out there

People think she gets her hair done professionally but she actually cuts her hair on her own

She thrifts her clothes and she's really good at finding name brand stuff for next to nothing

She's so good at making anything look cool

She does her own make up and people are always telling her she looks good with it, but once in a while she gets a foolish person telling her that she probably wouldn't look pretty underneath all that make up, to which GothKasa responds, "Bitch, where?" as she wipes her make up off her face

People think she's intimidating due to her dark make up and dark demeanor, but she's actually the cutest and nicest girl around

Everyone is a fan of the way she walks and the way that she moves in crowds (this makes NerdEren jelly, but that’s okay because GothKasa finds this cute and she’s great at making sure that he knows that she only has eyes for him :D) 

She is into super occult stuff and horoscopes... somewhat 

She knows NerdEren’s birth chart, but she takes it with a grain of salt and uses it for fun tbh 

Her and NerdEren like to joke around with each other about their horoscopes and say stuff like, “this is your sun sign talking” or “these are aquarius antics!” They are never serious about this but they enjoy the banter 

NerdEren isn’t into the occult stuff but he likes to hear GothKasa speak about her interests, because he likes watching her pretty mouth move 🥺

GothKasa probably hangs out on tumblr and she has a page where she talks about her life and posts pictures of herself and she’s always getting anons asking her about her clothes and make up 

[anothanobody]

CSmikasa and nerdEren... Who would have thought phone calls can be this hot?

I don't even want to imagine what they would be like when they're married.

they send their kids to uncle Reiner all the time 😂😂😂

[anothanobody]

This broke my heart a little but it feels canon to NerdEren and CatholicStudentMikasa

Eren short circuited seeing Mikasa interact with someone in a party and just assumed. So in a way even though he ignores the stories of her past, it bothers him to an extent.

Imagining how he manhandled her in front of people. I can just imagine Mikasa giving people reassuring smiles to give Eren a face.

The way Eren just entered her. She can take a little pain... but that sex was different. Usually he would check if she's wet enough no matter how eager he was. At that moment, for him, it was about possessing her. She didn't mind but the reasons behind it bothered her more than she can admit. We need to remember that Mikasa here is independent, a lone wolf for so long.

Despite feeling uncomfortable she didn't stop Eren and let him do his thing. Pain in sex is not something CSMikasa tolerates. In hookups, she would throw the guy off the bed if they dare hurt her but for Eren she makes an exception.

In their cold war, Mikasa was the first one who reached out to him even though she had legitimate reason to get mad at him.

Mikasa's a private person. So when she offered all her passwords and info if that's what it takes for Eren to trust her is 💔.

Eren's deep insecurity about Mikasa and her reasons for loving him which sounds reasonable considering he was an inviscible scholarship new student in an elite catholic school and Mikasa's a Mikasa 😂

When Eren showed her how broken up he felt and how he doesn't play it cool anymore just how insecure he is. When they talked while they cuddled 👍😍💯

exactly. Even though I think she didn't mind the manhandle cause is something she enjoys, even more when it's him, so she does not have that reassuring look, maybe just a grin or a smirk.

She felt good cause i honestly believe she probably realized it after sex and not during it, and that's when pain started to sip in like a bitch and it's not much on her physically if not emotionally.

Mikasa is for sure a private person, so that's correct.

Yeah, I see his doubts and the fact he has never been in a relationship is something that plays in it along him not being at her level. So that's a bit messed up for him, cause he's still learning, he's not a talkative person either way less if it's about feelings so communication is probably not easy at all.

That is one heartbreaking scenario tho but i think it's something a lot of people feel for even an instant in a relationship, it's not the healthiest way that's why communication is important.

[anothanobody]

Whenever they all get together, their friends had an understanding that CSmikasa and nerdEren must have a person between them. They don't trust those two... One time they were in a van and those two are just... they weren't having sex but the way Mikasa's sitting on Eren's lap is definitely not innocent.

LMFAOO NOT AT ALL.

They're probably dry humping each other and happy whenever there is a bump on the road lol there's the "Mikasa and Eren" police. For the good of everyone, they are simply not allowed to.

[anothanobody]

Is there like an instant where Nerd!Eren really got jealous/possessive to the point where CSmikasa felt suffocated or was in disbelief? I mean does nerd!Eren have the tendency to be controlling sometimes?

One thing I noticed when a nice guy dates a reformed bad girl, the guy tends to be controlling sometimes. The guy means well but he just thinks he knows better and they think it's their job to watch their girlfriend. Not necessarily a bad thing but I wonder if NerdEren will have his moments

He probably does, and Mikasa is a bit annoyed by it, cause she's not letting him fuck her every two hours of the day and night for him to be controlling or be doubtful. If she wanted to hook up with other people she would, she has a list and an old phone full of numbers, but she doesn't because she does not want to, she wants him and only him and if he starts to doubt it because of her past i could see a bit of a big fight where maybe she just ignores him for a week.

He does not want to be overbearing either he's just worried for her and himself, he's afraid to lose her too so he tends to control her or try. She does not have it tho.

[anothanobody]

CS.Mikasa and NerdEren coping with weeks of separation (because Mikasa went to Hizuru with her family because of a relative's funeral) by phone sex, video calls, nudes. lots of it.

and they are not even ashamed. they take turns on who does the talk lol Eren would have loved to go with her but he knows it's not something he can do and her family wouldn't so he just remedies by making her orgasm even through the phone and loud for all of them to hear at night

[anothanobody]

Well... atleast csMikasa and nerdEren's angst moment has fully blown over...

.

.

...right? *scared*

😏

[anothanobody]

Even though NerdEren and CSMika has alot of videos and nudes, Eren insists on not ever showing their faces. He really made Mikasa promise. He doesn't want any chance of anyone ever seeing her pretty face or identifying them which is reasonable

yup they’re cut out. from neck down and on sides where any birthmarks or shit is not shown. cause the internet even privately is unpredictable so before they ruin their lives they decide on that

[anothanobody]

We're all horny and angsty for EM.

I LOVE IT! 💖

I thought CSMikasa and NerdEren is just pure smut but then the angst hits different 🤣

this is Eremika we are talking about in any au they will have angst lol

[anothanobody]

CS.Mikasa and NerdEren fucking around with each other when the other gets a phone call 😂

they touch on each other. teasing. fucking. oral. anything. cuz they’re nasty