#^-^.anon

[anothanobody]

Random cute IchiHime headcanon!

Ichigo has always had a different ringtone for Orihime, very subtle, while everyone's message sound it's "ding!" Orihime's it's "Pop!" People will think it's a notification from another app but no, it's the "NotiHime".

The only person who knows or has noticed about Orihime having a different notification sound it's Rukia. And she will never call him out on it.

NOTIHIME 😭😭😭😭 that’s so fucking cute 🤧 but so freaking accurate.

ngl maybe others think it’s an app correlated to his job or something because it’s the notifications he actually looks at his phone immediately after the phone beeps. Rukia would NEVER snitch!! lmao my girl saw his best friend change for her other best friend into a more relaxed person, no way in hell she’ll disrupt the peace. Rukia probably was going through his phone completely bored and did what everyone does when we’re bored… went to the settings and discovered it.

NotiHime is one of the cutest things i’ve heard😭

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[anonpolls]

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[noodles-and-tea]

Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

[inkskinned]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

[hellsitegenetics]

WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO

i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke

[innerchildabortionclinic]

LMFSOODGSHFHDHXGXFGGD

[lesamis]

are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

[fairycosmos]

Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

[anothanobody]

Jinhae—

and that is Jinhae exactly. Visual chemistry goes crazyyyyy; slow burn: yup, angst with a happy ending: yup. the yearning is violently mutual but they're idiots: unsurprisinlgy there is, very much present.

Well... we all know who fell first and harder, mans did everything in his power to meet her after decades, after battles and after knowing she didn't remember him, he was even wondering how it could happen NATURALLY, like wtf, i know it doesn't matter, but WE KNOW. OBSESSION, RIGHT THERE, MY OBSESSED SON, AS HE SHOULD.

I SAID IT BEFORE IF JINWOO IS NOT TEASING HAEIN, THAT MAN IS SICK AND IN DEATHBED, CALL FOR HELP. Jin-Woo's life goal: Teasing Hae-In.

Oh i loved all of these, Rei, because really, all of them are so accurate.

[kensatou]

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

[anonpolls]

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[annabelle--cane]

Are you like. Okay

the character

[technikki]

Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly