#newtgi

[hardsellingit]

Pangi seeing Newt's meteor at the cathedral and the book labeled ':D' and going 'that stupid face'... hey guys you know that's how he talks about Lukey too... and going 'damn! damn!' over realising he moved the meteor... guys can you hear me...

[rhubarbplants]

not to be a hamilton fan or anything but can we talk about this comma placement??? Newt wrote oh, dear Pangi!!! not Oh dear, Pangi.

[tubborucho]

"Newt, I would kiss you, but I think it's a little soon" Pangi

[mikaikaika]

Newt : *Manages to get the tubbo head off of Pangi*

Pangi : YESSS! Newt I'd kiss you right now but I feel it might be too soon

[ilovecatszsz]

i didn’t watch the whole newt and pangi date but please tell me why that went a lot better than lukeys dates.

is it because newt and pangi are only friends and lukey and pangis dates were something more serious?

[ they are going on another one next week ] they are besties your honor

[brb-brained]

Newtgi date sooner than we thought???

[mossiishroom]

Picking up the Good Luck Poppy..

[suffocraft]

Newt struggling with the extremely limited sensation in his keeper body. He's pent up as anything. So he decides to try aphrodisiacs! Maybe that could trigger some sort of sensation in him, turn the feeling up juuuust enough to get him off, just once. He brews up a real strong dose in his tea to get something happening. But problem two, he can't consume it, oops, forgot that part. So he's thinking of alternative options when Pangi strides into the lab, goes 'ooh tea for me?' and drinks before Newt has a chance to warn him.

And Newt's kind of very embarrassed about what he was up to and also hates taking action that might put him at any risk so he's just like. Well I hope he can tank that. And doesn't tell Pangi what was in it, just gets on with his work while they chat away. Pangi getting steadily redder and squirmier, pressing himself up against the lab bench while he tries to hold a normal, nice chat with Newt. Newt expects him to eventually go take care of himself but he stays, getting steadily more distracted and agitated, tail flicking behind him and gripping the lab bench tightly till his claws leave scratches.

Until Pangi's grabbing his sleeve, panting, looking up at him with eyes blown so big and wide that you can't see the pretty blue-purple at all, and stammering Newt's name in abject desperation, and Newt realises he should probably take responsibility, since this was his fault...

They end up on the floor, Pangi on top of Newt whining and urgently rutting against the robes over his thigh, pressing as much of his body up against Newt as he can get, tail wrapping around his legs, face buried in his neck, trying to bite at the not-there flesh, just getting cool staticky air in his mouth. Newt petting his hair, telling him it's ok, dear Pangi, do what you need. Using his other hand to try and help Pangi out, though his touch is ghostly, and Pangi bucks into his fist and almost cries, pushes against Newt like he wants to crawl inside him.

Newt doesn't get what he initially wants out of the aphrodisiacs, but he does get to see his dear Pangi sobbing with overstimulation, inhibitions completely gone, gasping Newt's name like he needs him more than anything else as he comes over and over again, and that's still a pretty good result for him. If nothing else it'll be a great memory for when he's trying again, uselessly, to get off.

[melodicmercury]

newt and pangi are going to have gossip tea dates i feel like something has been unlocked in my brain.

[realmrooikat]

if i can speak my truth,,, newtgi is more compelling 2 me than newtkey

[imhyperfixatingrn]

Alright, yay, Newtgi doodle

[hardsellingit]

also newt cutting out his feelings for lukey and falling for pangi instead is both insanely funny and insanely tragic. comedy and tragedy is two sides of the same coin and this concept rides it so hard. literal cosmic irony. newt's life is the universe's biggest practical joke ever

[terezicaptor]

lukey is jeallloooooussssss about newtgi

[tubborucho]

can people who will draw Newtgi dates use Pangi's irl clothes, because lowkey white shirt with a few buttons undone on the top is 10/10

[mikaikaika]

Pangi's reply to Newt!!

[torglives]

NEWTGI WEEKLY COFFEE DATES??????