#no drinking and adventuring

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[keferon]

Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

[kagihirapotato]

lu guang’s bridon arc fit means everything to me

[niccola-decapovina]

Oh, what lovely stickers! I will show them to Davian and ask him, if he is willing to change back to those.

Well, I could use a bottle right now... (for the spagetti's sauce! Guys! Don't drink and avdventure in Barovia. It is not save!)

A lesser-known fun fact about Curse of Strahd is that the Wizard of the Wines is a reference to the Tracy and Laura Hickman module Rahasia. In Rahasia, the players would find several Wizard of the Wines bottles that would help them solve a puzzle (I haven't read the whole module yet, so I might be wrong).

[niyaniyanixa]

giorno is such a weird little freak like me personally if i noticed abbacchio pissing in that teapot i would have just said "no i literally saw and heard you taking a leak directly in that thing and the cup also reeks of piss" if he were to offer a cup to me but his first instinct was to do some weird jellyfish tooth maneuver so he could, what, pull a power move?? also idgaf how absorbent jellyfish are there is no way NONE of that hit your tongue are you kidding. the rest of the gang isn't safe either because if i witnessed what i fully believed to be a guy downing piss in one gulp i wouldn't be impressed like they clearly were i would be concerned and quite frankly disgusted like this is a public eatery you can't be doing that here man

[dunmeshistash]

do you have the images of every character's alcohol preferences + tolerance?

There's a more cleaned up version in the adventurer's bible but it hasn't been translated as far as I know

[ciderjacks]

Chilchuck is one of those special characters where you learn about his past and you go “ohhhh that explains a lot” except where for most characters this happens like once or maybe twice, with Chilchuck it happens literally any time you learn anything at all about him, and every time it’s explaining a different thing he has going on.

[yellowbrickramble]

Okay so, of course you'll notice a few differences from Lewis Carroll's strategy guide.

In Carroll's playthrough, he neglected to have Alice speak to Dinah before following the white rabbit, so he fumbled the locked room challenge and therefore skipped the seer's labyrinth. Due to a programming glitch, the cake vanishes unless you use the mushroom drink immediately, but we can more than make up for that after we unlock crafting.

If this scene looks familiar to you, it's because I made a couple of animated gifs of Alice back in 2012.

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[moomeecore]

hand in unlovable hand

[vivitalks]

ned chicane is sooo character. he's a skilled burglar but he's broke, he's a sensationalist and a cryptozoologist, he's a pathological liar who's just as persuasive when he's telling the truth as not, he refuses to harm a fellow human being, he runs a terrible and weirdly popular late-night TV show, he constantly tries to protect a town that does not return the favor, he is canonically in possession of george clooney's oscar, he's a self-declared coward who will always put himself in harm's way if it means protecting his friends, he has multiple fake IDs and passports and no one knows his legal name, he's the smartest dumbass you've ever met, he takes a bullet for dani as penance because hurting aubrey was his greatest regret even before they knew each other and he can't hurt her again, he can't let anyone get hurt again, he will not let someone else die because of him. he will not.

[frogshunnedshadows]

Children's magazine ad for Capri Sun Pacific Cooler flavor, March, 1991. Disney Adventures Magazine.

[fatedroses]

This entire thing kinda spiraled from Zenos and him struggling to remember names, so I decided to give Adventurer!Zenos a section of his journal that basically ends up as his own version of the codex lol

[chloesimaginationthings]

Girl dinner

[niyaniyanixa]

going thru the jojo wiki and clicked on the wikipedia link for what's listed as abbacchio's "favorite song" and i would like to very politely ask what the ever-loving fuck is wrong with him

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Toddler's Problem: she is holding a snack in one hand, but wants to do a fun activity that requires two hands. Problem Solving Mode Activated

Toddler: daddy you hold it?

Husband: yes I'll hold it -reaches for snack-

Toddler: -still holding snack- you no eat it?

Husband: I won't eat it

Toddler: just hold it safe?

Husband: I'll hold it safe, I won't eat it

Toddler, filled with suspicion: -hands it over- -takes two steps- you no hold it in your tummy?

Husband: I won't hold it in my tummy, I promise!

Toddler, doing doing the activity several metres away: mummy! Look! Watch me! Daddy, don't eat it!

(no snacks or toddlers were harmed in this story)

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok & Seven co-parenting the borg children should've been real and canon like it is in my heart. It makes sense that Seven suggests Neelix as a good possible caregiver but with how ready Tuvok was to take responsibility for Tressa in 'Innocence' it seems to me like such a wasted opportunity that he doesn't really seem involved at all with the Borg children. With my ha-ha glasses on, there's comedic potential in their dynamic and I think certain people on the ship would hint that it might be the catalyst for a romance but there is 0 romance between them. They're both such proud, I'm-better-than-you type people and I know they'd have strong opinions on how to raise the Borg children that sometimes conflict. 'My Ex-Borg Drone is an Honor Student' type PTA parents. The potential for Tuvok being the (comparatively) more easygoing one is also quite funny. Also, with my sincerity goggles on, I can easily imagine Seven becoming overwhelmed with the sudden responsibility of caring for four children. I understand that everyone on Voyager sort of cares for all the children but Seven is placed as their primary guardian/mother-figure which is a lot to put on someone who's only been fully sentient for a few years herself. Just learned how to eat solid foods semi-recently and now she's a single mom? I think there could be an episode where Seven is clearly struggling with managing four children, her own work duties, her desire to be alone/pursue her own interests, and everyone's expectations for her (womanhood, humanity etc). No one's behind malicious but it's a lot of critiques coming from all sides. Then one evening she's working in astrometrics before someone...B'Elanna? Comes in for some work thing and is like "So, how did the bedtime story go?" because the kids were excited for Seven to read them to sleep and Seven's like I Have To Go Right Now so she rushes to the cargo bay expecting to see a lot of disappointed faces but instead Tuvok's in there, reading aloud. Tuvok gestures for her to stay quiet and finishes the last line. Mezoti, the last clinger-on, finally lets herself regenerate. Seven and Tuvok talk in his quarters about how difficult Seven's been finding the task of essentially raising four kids because I think she'd put a lot pressure on herself because of her personality + Janeway's expectations since she was the one who said Seven should be their guardian. I also think she'd be bewildered by not being able to do this 'task' efficiently. Tuvok talks about how he also found the experience of being a father difficult and bewildering, and he only had one child at the start. He encourages Seven to rely even more on others, that it won't make anyone think less of her for "not being able to handle it" and gives examples from his own life. He makes a point to tell her about how Janeway also helped from time to time - covering his shift or picking up one of his kids etc, to show Seven that he doesn't believe Janeway wants her to try to do everything alone. Seven thinks about this for the night. The next day, in the mess hall, she suggests in front of everyone "We should raise the children together. As a unit." Tuvok's confused. Seven says she noticed a lot of responsibility was shared between Tuvok and his wife. A parental unit. It also leaves the children with another primary caregiver in case one of them dies. ("Dies?" Mezoti asks so Tuvok pulls Seven away). Tuvok tries to explain that he meant more 'it takes a village' (in his Vulcan way) but Seven is like "You like the children. You've raised children. You are reliable. You are more knowledgeable in certain aspects of this general process while I possess superior knowledge of their unique ex-Borg needs. You told me to rely on others. The children can't stop talking about story time. Are you in?" and Tuvok, somewhat dazed, agrees. Seven says Good. Then she leaves. Tom claps Tuvok on the shoulder. "Congratulations, Dad!"