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Tied and Taken

cw. nsfw, 9th member au, afab!reader, omega reader, alphas joong and yunho, betas san mingi and jongho, omegas hwa and wooyo, enigma yeosang, heats, ruts, knotting, oral, thigh riding, ab riding, face sitting, possessiveness, marking, scenting, nesting, creampies, breeding kink, there's a lot of cum *not proofread, just pure horny*

[i wrote this with my pussy full stop. can you tell when I got tired?] indirect part two of “shared and satisfied”

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You felt it building before the others said anything. When you curled into the blankets that night—restless, flushed, aching—there was a knock at your door. Familiar. Unspoken.

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Hongjoong is literally the pack alpha; he knows how to take care of his own. He gets increasingly protective and possessive over you if he’s the one you choose to ride out your heat with. His scent gets suffocating if he thinks the others are being even a little bit rougher or pushier with you. He is always, and I mean always, in your space. Whether it’s your pre-heat or your actual heat, he will always be right there when you need him. He adores how clingy you get during your pre-heats.

You don’t have to beg for anything with him. He will give you whatever your little heart desires. You want his clothes for your nest? He’s emptying his closet for you. You want a snack but don’t want to leave your nest? He’s already got your snacks fully stocked and ready for you.

Once your heat actually hits, he’s right there to help soothe you. As soon as his head is between your thighs, he’s gone. He’s eating you out like he’s never going to get a taste of you again. Sucking your clit into his mouth, lapping up your slick and fuckng you with his tongue, before he even decides to fuck you. Makes you come a minimum of twice on his fingers and tongue, respectively. He’s also a whore, so he’ll make you taste yourself on his lips as he finally stuffs you full of his cock.

He hits deep with each thrust, ripping moan after moan from you. He loves it when you dig your nails into him. He wears your mark like a badge of fucking honour. He pushes past his limits just to make sure you’re satiated. If he hits his limit before you’re done, he’ll happily lie back and let you take what you need. He’ll fuck up into you when you need more but can’t find the strength to fuck yourself stupid on his cock like you want. He’s still kinda mean and makes you beg for his knot.

But you sound so cute begging for it; all whiny and teary-eyed as you beg and plead to be locked onto him. He grunts like a wildebeest when he knots you, biting along your neck when you whine and squirm as he sinks in till it rests inside you. Lies down and snuggles with you as you gather yourself again. The snacks and drinks he stashed in your room make their appearance as he quietly feeds you, kissing your face each time you take a bite of your snack and a sip of your drink.

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Seonghwa is literally the mother of the pack. Though he’s an omega and can’t give you the knot you want, he’s more than willing to go the lengths to make sure you’re taken care of. He’s so so grateful when you choose him to spend your heat with. Absolutely spoils you in love, affection, and snacks. He also gets protective, not like Hongjoong, but still protective. He’s the silent protective type. He won’t let you lift a finger; everything is done for you. Why? Because he said so. That was his literal response when you asked if you could do literally anything by yourself.

His scent is usually very fresh and clean with hints of sweet berries. And it’s very calming, especially in the odd moments you begin to spiral during your heats. Lets you sleep with your nose right against his scent glands. He likes to rub circles on your stomach when you’re spooning. Prefers to have skin-on-skin contact during heats, whether yours or his own.

When he wakes up in the middle of the night to you whimpering and grinding against his leg, he’s quick to soothe you. With a gentle and warm voice, he guides you to release. He also lets you take what you want. Let's you ride him and fuck yourself on him as much as you like, before you inevitably get tired. But don’t worry, Seonghw will take over from here. Lays you down gently before he slips his cock back in.

He loves how messy you get during your heats, all sweaty, flushed, and oh so wet between your thighs. Rubs your clit while he fucks you. Makes you come just from his toying with your clit. He eventually gets whiny and sensitive, but he knows he needs to take care of you before he can think about himself. He nearly gets thrown into heat himself the more he fucked you. He whines about not being able to knot you properly. He’ll shove three fingers into your soaked pussy alongside his cock to imitate the stretch of a knot, staying “locked” together with you for as long as you need. Presses as deep inside you as his body would allow, stuffing you full of his cock as he kept you warm.

The room smells sickeningly sweet, but you both come out happy and satisfied. All floaty and fresh as you join the others in their activities.

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Yunho and Hongjoong are the craziest by far, as the only alphas within the pack, they know the responsibility they have when it comes to their omega mates. He gets possessive too, but never as much as Hongjoong does. Literally the softest and sweetest alpha you’ll ever meet. He is very in tune with you. Gives you what you need before you even ask for it. Loves when you snuggle up to him during your pre-heat.

He's more than willing to let you do what you want before you let him take over. He's the biggest in terms of knots. He comes a lot, like an almost concerning amount, but it satiates the heat when you're getting fucked open on his cock and full of his come. He pulls out to watch it drip out of your used cunt before he uses his fingers to push it back in.

Like I said, he's slightly crazy and will fuck you with his knot. Not right away because the last thing he wants is to hurt you. But once it starts to deflate, he'll slowly pull it out and push it back in. Once his knot is fully deflated, he's right back to fucking the thoughts out of your head. He lets you bite him, but only if you let him bite you back. You'll both end up looking like you lost a fight to a swarm of mosquitoes.

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Yeosang is quiet in the way he helps you. He’s not one to voice his concerns right off the bat. He starts gently. Pressing a cold towel to your sweaty skin, making sure you drink water, and keeping your basic needs at bay as you slip into your pre-heat symptoms.

Similar to betas and omegas, enigmas don’t have knots either. His heart aches every time you ask him to knot you, knowing he biologically can’t. But he stuffs you full, over and over again. Until the only thing you can think about is how warm you are from the amount of come he’s pumped into you.

He let you cockwarm him all night simply because you told him you wanted to. He loves to hold you afterwards, just being in each other's presence.

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San is a beta who wants nothing more than to give you anything you want. He’d tear the moon from the sky to give to you if you so wished. He’s got big, strong arms and a big, strong heart. Pre-heat cuddles are a must if you have chosen him to be the one to help you through your heat. Snacks, snacks, and more snacks. He hoards them for you, saving the best flavours for you.

He may be a big, strong man, but his heart is as soft as ever. And it clenches every time you whine to be knotted. He tries to divert your attention to something else, but your heat-driven senses only make you want want want. He gives himself to you, body and soul. He’ll let you ride any part of him, as long as his pretty omega is happy; he has no qualms. Ride his dick, thighs, abs, face if you really wanted to, he won’t mind, not one bit!

Seriously, though, he fucking loves to watch you ride his abs. It’s all types of messy, but it’s so hot watching you get off on him like this. He comes a lot too. It leaks out of you every time he pulls out even a little bit. He whimpers when he comes too. He gets really sensitive when he's close, not to mention loud. 

Super cuddly when you're all done and cleaned up. Big spoon, little spoon, whatever floats your boat. Softest and most loving kisses all over you when you're warm and fuzzy.

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Mingi is the literally craziest beta of them all. You'd think he was an alpha in rut with the way he fucks you. But nope, he's just very thorough and eager. He will also fuck you with his knot but he makes sure to stretch you out beforehand. He also eats you out like his life depends on it. He's a munch and would make being a munch his personality if he didn't get in trouble for it.

A big fan of having you cockwarm him. He's thick and stretches you out a lot. He is also a very big enthusiast of thigh riding. Have you seen his thighs? He would love for you to ride his thigh, watching you grind your messy cunt all over it.

Loves scenting and marking. Doesn't matter if it's you doing it to him, the other doing it to him, or him doing it to you. He loves when his mates smell like him and when he smells like his mates. He'd have a cleaner scent, kinda like morning dew drops plus a hint of honey. He gets real mouthy, real fast. That's why he likes eating you out so much. He's got an oral fixation. He's got a fat knot too. That's why he takes so much time eating you out and making sure you're ready enough to take it.

He's a cuddle bug. Love to hold and be held. If he's big spooning, he wants to have you to his chest, tucked under his chin. He wants you to hear how his heart beats for you. If he's little spooning, he loves having his head on your chest, so he can hear your heartbeat. He holds you so gently, so softly in his arms.

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Wooyoung is very similar to Seonghwa in terms of his being happy you chose him to be with during your heats. And also very distraught over not being able to knot you properly. He's whiny and loud as fuck, as if he's the one in heat. His scent is like cinnamon and melted sugar. Not overbearing in any way. Kinda like walking into a bakery or patisserie.

As enthusiastic as he is to help, he gets so eager and ahead of himself. He'll eat you out like a pro, make you come on his fingers, and make you ride his face. He's a bit clumsy when it comes to actually fucking you. It's so wet and slippery and you're so warm and clenching so tightly around him it's making it hard to think.

He nearly throws himself into his own heat as he tries to help you through yours. He's handsy as well. All over you. His lips are all over you too. Loves kissing and making out with you. Especially when you're both high off the pleasure, you both get sloppy and messy with it. All tongue, teeth, and saliva.

He's very affectionate, kinda like Mingi. He loves to hold you in any way he can. He's also really warm. And he smells nice so he makes the perfect cuddle buddy for the colder nights.

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Jongho, as the youngest beta of the group, is not as experienced with handling omega heats. He's a bit hesitant when you ask him to be with you during it. His instincts lead him to Hongjoong, who tells him everything he needs to know when caring for an omega. He's detailed as he instructs the youngest on how you like to be taken care of. He also asks Seonghwa what things to prepare for you and the man hands him an armful of snacks and drinks and blankets.

He shows up at your door with a fuck ton of things in his arms and he's nervous. His hands are clammy and his shirt is clinging to him because of how much he's sweating. He's very cautious and extra gentle when handling you. His touch is hesitant but firm, holding you to him as you get through your pre-heat.

Jongho may have one of the thickest cocks in the group. And he uses it to his full advantage. He wants to hold your hand while he fucks you. The softest kisses ever because he wants the reassurance that he's doing good and you're feeling good. 

He is literally the teddy bear of the group. A very good cuddle buddy. Very warm too. More kisses. More snacks and drinks. And him just being a sweetheart as he cares for you.

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Overall, they're all very sweet and loving. They will give you anything and everything you could want.

[lucy-literates]

Hey.. I’m back.. 🤕

So Malachi and reader have been dating for a while, reader is a well known singer making tops hits and getting on billboards for years, but ever since she turned 18+ she’s started making lightly explicit music, and I assume you know Billie Eilish, and how she be kinda freaky on her stage. Reader starts doing that but they only do it when Malachi can’t make it to her shows, and it’s not like it’s a secret reader tells him about it, but he feels left out. So to make him feel better she makes a new song about him FOR him, to play at her next show, and she does her freaky stuff..

I KNOW this is a lot and if you don’t wanna write this that is perfectly fine!!

A/N: Welcome back! I love this, soooo much!! I had so much fun writing it, I hope you enjoy ittttt :)

All For You

Malachi had seen the clips.

He wasn’t stalking you, exactly — but Twitter didn’t make it easy to avoid when your name was trending every other week. And the moment he saw “Y/N wild on stage again 🥵🔥” under a blurry clip of you straddling a mic stand like it had personally offended you? His stomach twisted.

You were incredible. Confident, famous, powerful. You deserved the world.

But God, he hated not being there.

He wasn’t possessive — not really. You told him everything. You warned him before your image pivoted, even let him hear the demos first. He’d said he was cool with it. And he was, mostly.

He just wasn’t cool with the fact that the rest of the world got that version of you… The version that arched your back on stage. The one that dropped low and licked your lips between lyrics. The one who moaned lightly into the mic on the second chorus.

All of it — except when he was there.

Because when Malachi was backstage, you didn’t do any of it.

Not the eye contact with fans. Not the hips. Not the growl in your voice when you said “baby.”

He never said anything. He couldn’t. You were being respectful, right? It still didn’t stop the ache in his chest.

Until your next show.

He didn’t even know he was going to make it until that morning. You’d sent a casual, “wish you could be here tonight 🖤” and he’d booked the next flight.

You had no clue.

He watched from the wings of the stage, hood up, arms crossed — just another stagehand as far as anyone knew. The lights dropped. The crowd screamed.

And then you came out in leather and mesh, soft red lighting behind you.

And your voice purred:

“You like the clean girl on camera, but she’s dirty when she’s home…” “Singin’ sweet for the world, but I’m only real on the phone…” “You think I tease the crowd, baby—nah. I tease you when you're gone.”

Malachi’s eyes widened.

“Don’t want them touchin’, just want you fussin’…” “Backstage, hands on my hips, tell me how I should’ve done it.”

The audience was going insane. But you weren’t looking at them. You were staring dead at the wings. At him.

“This one’s for you, baby,” you said into the mic, voice velvet-sweet and low. “Sorry I’ve been making them sweat when I should’ve been making you blush.”

And then you danced. No, performed — just like you did when he wasn’t there.

You were unapologetic and sensual, body rolling through the bridge, throwing in a wink, tossing your hair, biting your lip during the last chorus.

The screens behind you flashed with lyrics in bold red:

“NOT FOR THEM.” “ALL FOR HIM.” “ALL. FOR. YOU.”

After the show, Malachi didn’t even wait for your team. He found your dressing room and walked in without knocking.

You spun around, still in stage clothes, glowing with sweat and adrenaline. Your eyes widened when you saw him. “Baby—! You came?!”

He kissed you so hard he backed you into the vanity table, hands on your hips, breathing like he’d just run through fire.

“I knew it,” he whispered against your lips. “I knew you were saving it for me.”

You grinned, breathless. “Did you like your song?”

His voice was low, wrecked. “I need to hear it again. Preferably while you're not wearing that.”

You laughed. “How ‘bout live in private?”

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Love love love you and your writing!! I understand you probably get a lot of asks, so respond to this whenever! I was wondering, what are your headcanons for a Reader who is scared of sex? It can be due to the fact that she's a virgin and is just terrified of the concept or some other reason. I imagine Ford and Stanley would be so comforting and respectful!! We love gentlemen 🙏🙏

˚⊱ Stan & Ford × scared of sex!reader hcs ⊰˚

tags: i think it's mostly fluff and hurt/comfort but there's still mentions of sex so!

a/n: thank you soo much for ur ask hun! i hope everything i wrote here makes sense hehehrh. i also think that both twins would be very respectful to their partner about it

╰┈➤ STANLEY

✩ right off the bat, Stan is a lot more emotionally aware than people give him credit for. he picks up on stuff fast. he might not always say the perfect thing, but he notices your body language, tone and how you react when smth gets too sexual

✩ he might joke around sometimes, because it’s just his default way of flirting, but he doesn’t push, he’s not clueless, he’s not one of those guys who needs to be told a hundred times. he gets it

✩ once you'll admit it, i think he’d just blink a few times, nod slow, and go, “alright. thanks for tellin’ me, baby, you’re okay.”

✩ Stan does get even more protective, though. if someone else says smth sexual around you and you look even slightly uncomfortable, he's immediately throwing them a look or saying smth to shut it down. so just be sure he’s not letting anyone make you feel weird about your boundaries

✩ if you do talk to him about why you’re scared, Stan always listens and doesn’t interrupt. sits there, lets you get through it, nods along, puts a hand on your knee or gives you space depending on how you’re feeling. “okay. that makes sense. you got nothing to be embarrassed about.” it's really not a big deal tbh, not something that changes anything about how he sees you.

✩ one important thing, he’s actually really gentle once you’re behind closed doors. he talks rough, but when it comes to physical stuff, especially with someones he dates + you’re scared / new to it, i believe that Stan will be careful. he makes sure you’re really good with what’s happening before continuing.

✩ he also shows love in other ways, a lot of other ways. cooking for you. doing chores you hate. fixing something without you asking. bragging about you to people behind your back. slipping cash into your wallet when you’re low. holding your hand in public. his love language is showing up and sticking around.

✩ if you ever do change your mind and decide to try stuff, he’ll treat it very seriously. he’ll make sure you’re comfortable, probably do a million checks like “you good?” “you sure?” “want me to stop?” and afterward, he’ll give you whatever you need, space, reassurance, dumb jokes, a cold drink, whatever. he’s just proud he didn’t mess it up and he wants to make sure you don’t regret anything.

✩ i think Stan’s biggest fear is hurting you. in both ways, physical of course too, but also emotionally. he knows this stuff is complicated and he doesn’t wanna be a bad memory. he’s very aware that this is your first experience

✩ Stanley touches you super slow when you finally start, just following your lead. he’s still his normal self, there will be a dumb joke here or there to lighten the mood, but he keeps it respectful. you can tell he’s trying hard to be good at this

✩ “you okay?” “does this feel good?” “tell me if you want me to stop” “too much?”

✩ he gets soo clingy in a sweet way. he’ll spoon you, rub your arm, kiss your back. “you did so good. i’m real proud of you” don't mind him, just Stan being genuinely overwhelmed with affection and not knowing how to show it besides physical touch and simple words.

╰┈➤ STANFORD

✩ what an overthinker he is, hed worry a lot. “is it a trauma thing?” “does she not feel safe?” “am i doing something wrong?” that's if you told him you’re scared of sex, or if he even guessed that you are, he’d start running through every possible reason in his head

✩ the thing is, he’s probably also never done it. or if he has (but i still headcanon that Ford had no experience, unless we are talking about him being with canonical characters like Fidds for ex) or maybe once? and it was weird and rushed and left no emotional impact. so he’s not some confident guy behind closed doors. if anything, he’s just as nervous as you. even more. i mean i guess he got some academic knowledge about sex, intimacy, physiology and biology but zero hands-on experience. he’s never had the space or the trust to explore that side of himself with anyone.

✩ when you tell him, it happens during a moment where he’s being gentle and touchy, so it starts to go a little further and you hesitate, “i’m scared” or “i’ve never done this” he backs off and puts space between you both just so you don’t feel any pressure.

“okay. thank you for telling me, darling. we don’t have to do anything at all.” he really means you two can stop completely if you want.

✩ later when he’s alone i think he’d beat himself up about it. even though it’s not his fault, he’d go down a mental rabbit hole thinking maybe he came on too strong or maybe you don’t trust him enough or maybe he just isn’t good at this. he just really doesn’t want to be the reason you feel unsafe. he’d try to handle that guilt quietly, without dumping it on you.

✩ over time, he becomes very intentional about what kinds of affection he gives. he’ll always ask if you’re okay with certain things “can i touch your waist?” “is it alright if i kiss your neck?” he just wants you to know you’re in control and he keeps it consistent. if you say no or even hesitate, he’ll stop immediately and won’t act weird about it ! i trust my boy

✩ i think he’d also try to be informative without being condescending. he wouldn’t start quoting anatomy textbooks or anything, but if you had questions, he’d answer in a very calm, straightforward way. “you don’t have to do anything until you’re comfortable. and even then, we can take it slow.”

✩ emotionally, he’s very consistent. he doesn’t act different just because you two aren't having sex. still touches your hands and face. still brings you tea, still wants to sleep next to you, still looks at you with adoring expression because you’re everything to him and none of it was about sex

✩ if things ever do progress, of course Ford would be extremely slow about it. very very careful with his sweetheart. very detail-oriented. he’d want to know what feels good and what doesn’t. probably overcommunicates at first until you finally tell him it’s okay hehe. he’s also really big on aftercare, holding you, making sure you’re okay, cleaning things up, bringing water, etc. he just genuinely cares about your well-being and doesn’t want you to regret anything.

✩ i really think if you ever said “i don’t think i’ll ever be ready for that,” he’d say smth like, “then we won’t do it. i’m not with you for that” he loves your brain, your voice, the way you look when you’re working on smth, how you get nervous around new people but brave in the weirdest moments. sex is not a requirement for him to be completely obsessed with you!!

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why is namek like that

i had a namekian specbio post drafted but along the way i got distracted with the namekian sky, so im just jotting down a bit of my thoughts about how a namekian solar system and planet atmosphere might work. most projections arent particularly stable, its no surprise they had a severe ecological disaster. we know namek has liquid water, and is an earth-like enough temperature for bulma to be comfortable there, so everything else is kind of bending around that. this super cool article by sean raymond talks about how you might make a no-night planet work. luckily no other planets are ever specified to exist in namek's solar system (to my knowledge) which makes this a lot easier! generally more stars = less planets, so im imagining that namek is the only planet in its solar system.

this is raymond's three star system diagram! in this model though, the planet actually does experience night, but only once every 600 years. im satisfied with this, as we get the information about namek "always having at least one sun in the sky" from dende, who's 8 years old, and likely just hasn't experienced or heard about namek's night yet. there's a lot of fun worldbuilding potential here! supposedly grand elder is only around 500 years old, and given that within his lifetime there was a catastrophe great enough to nearly extinct their species, it's possible that no living namekians know that their planet has a night time. but if they have, it's probably some huge legendary event, and is probably associated with porunga in some way since that's the only time the vast majority of namekians will ever experience a dark sky (do namekians have religion? holidays? questions for later...)

so COOL a three star system works! (as long as you allow for these substantial aus, anything for eternal sunlight..) however due to dragon ball rules we're working with a canon year of only 130 days. this is kinda problematic for a habitable planet like namek. shorter orbital period = closer to the (main) sun. given that there are already two extra suns shining light on this definitely liquid water having planet, this seems like we might have to do some magical hand-waving, which makes me sad because i find that boring. but its at least fun to think about what the magical logic is instead of just saying "eh it works because magic", so i wanted to try that! since the dragon balls operate on their own magical logic they might have a skewed definition of what a "year" can be classified as (and a year is pretty cultural too, right?). also, why do the dragon balls take a year to be able to be used again at all? (aside from plot reasons) like... what are they doing? with the dragon balls on earth, it was kinda easy to presume that they were "recharging" or that the dragon himself needed some kind of "rest", and that this process just so happened to take an earth year. the translations i could find were kind of vague on this, so im taking advantage of that vagueness. being about 1 au from the sun in this model, namek's "year" as defined by how long it takes to orbit its central star is about the same as earths (a bit boring, sorry) ! and the time it takes the other two objects in its system to make a full rotation around their shared center far far exceeds that, so i kind of don't think theres any justification to define a namekian "year" as 130 days other than that being the time it takes for the dragon balls to recharge, which makes perfect sense to me culturally! i mean, given that there are three suns, surely the amount of time it takes for your planets magical wish granting dragon to start working again would be a much more meaningful unit of measurement than the time it takes your planet to complete and orbit around your smallest sun (oh god what are namekian seasons like. probably fucked. another question for later). also from my wikipedia skimming it looks like alpha centauri's planet (assuming its a planet) has a similar orbital period to earth's too. its nice to have some real-life justification 👍

theres more to say about that but im moving on from this part for now. i just wanted to provide justification for a namekian year being however long it needs to be in order for namek to have three suns and still have liquid water.

i wanna talk a bit about the planet itself. namely: why the fuck is the sky green??

almost any other sky color could have some non-poison gas explaination except green. DAMMIT!! but its fine we can make it work. (also the plants are blue. which is actually a lot less problematic but i'll talk abt that later) im referencing this artifexian video for my information here btw 👍he gives a few ways that a sky could appear green but we kinda have to rule out all of them here except for something green being physically suspended in the air, because there just isnt any light/atmosphere combination that makes the sky look green to human eyes. since krillin is a human whos just so super wicked strong he can also fly, id be fine hand-waving breathing a green gas or dust for him and gohan, but. bulma is on that planet too... breathing away... also there's pretty clearly grass on this planet and like, brown earth. so mars like dusty skies dont make a lotta sense either. so i guess artifexian's sky-algae idea will have to work ! as horrifying as the implications are .... either these guys are just straight up breathing in green stuff all the time, or the algae is somehow suspended too high up to be inhaled. (also sky-algae would explain why the planet looks almost gaseous from space)

luckily bulma doesnt seem to be having any problems breathing it that green stuff, but like pollen allergies its easy to imagine that someone would be. which is kinda fun to think about actually. someone having an allergic reaction to the namekian sky, validating bulma's concern about breathable atmosphere would be a lot of fun... BUT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT FOR NOW !! i have other goals in mind. i just wanted to record this "namek's sky is green because theres guys in there" concept somewhere. also, three suns at various levels of rising at setting at all times, while not portrayed in the anime due to technical limitations, would almost CERTAINLY mean namek would have a really cool variety of sky colors! just all tinted green because of the sky algae. of course sky algae doesnt need to be green all the time, nor does it need to be in the sky (or alive) all the time. maybe the green skies are new post ecological disaster? very fun to imagine pre-guru namekian skies....

[dootznbootz]

I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...

Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.

I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.

I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.

Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D

I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬

Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D

[dafpork]

dafpork is like a modern day speakeasy to me because everyone comes in like it’s forbidden but since it’s the modern day it’s perfectly normal. Little secret club

LMAO YES!!! THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ANALOGY.. AND SEE IT'S SO FUNNY because i'm like I DON'T WANT IT TO BE FORBIDDEN... i'm such an accidental hypocrite in that regard because i'm like "i want more people to talk about them i want people to be loud and proud it makes me sad to hear that people might have been initially embarrassed to ship them there's so much to love :(((( anyway here's my SHITTY ART of these people i HATE i'm so EMBARRASSED thanks for putting up with me in my SHAME CORNER UGH i'm so EMBARRASSED they're so EMBARRASSING i SUCK they SUCK it all SUCKS" LOL and i do mean it in a joking manner... mostly... but i'm kind of now at the point where i'm like. Okay well you're going to have to put in some more legwork if you want people to talk about them. (but, again, just the fact that people talk about and support them enough is so great! it's so weird and wonderful to me that people are calling it on dafpork on platforms other than this one, people who may not know i exist... it's cool hearing a term you and your friend came up with in a private discord be used, it shows how much growth there HAS been since there really used to be nothing!)

a dafpork speakeasy sounds so cool though oh my god can you imagine Porky and Daffy themed cocktails...............

COME JOIN US AT THE DAFPORK SPEAKEASY. which, you are not supposed to advertise that a speakeasy is a speakeasy. but it's subversive. like Daffy. or something. this is your sign to play pig and duck with us. yes you

[myearts-uwu]

Don't wanna yap a lot but man some people need to realise that it's fine to just say "I just don't like it" when talking about anything they remotely dislike instead of trying to find any minuscule reason to call it problematic :(

Idk why but I feel lowkey belittled whenever I bring up a story that I clearly really like but then someone proceeds to shoot it down with calling it problematic like whyyyyy- now I feel bad for even liking it in the first place.

like... one time I tried recommending Love and Deepspace to a friend because I like lads... and I'm more than happy to have more people get into it but then they said. besides it not being their type of game (which is fine) they also had to say "ALL DATING SIMS ARE HETERONORMATIVE/COMPHET" LIKE STOPPPPP I JUST WANTED TO RECOMMEND AN OTOME GAME TO PLAY STOP MAKING EVERYTHING SOUND SO PROBLEMATIC I FEEL BAD NOW I DON'T WANT TO DELVE INTO THIS DISCUSSION I JUST WANNA SLAM MY HEAD ON MY DESK-

[chromarrays]

sure whatever

[synthshenanigans]

something about three days till the blaze or smth

yes I know the song isn't out yet but shush I love heal

[Lil extra stuff below :}]

Twas [mainly] based on the art for the 3DS release :D a more simple version of it yes but im not about to draw every character in the whole damn game but Jash-ified. However that would be really funny tho

Also! I made a MM Jash guy like three months ago but now that the songs are relevant again I might redraw the guy if anyone wants it [or I get bored lol]

[moonchild-in-blue]

I haven't really done much art for tumblr (at all) lately, cus life, but! Here's a lil something I've been working on (it's a Xmas gift) 💙

(also peep that lil January calendar painting 👀 i did mini squares for each month for myself, because I need to have a physical one always, and they each have their own colour 🥺)

[llitchilitchi]

sometimes I wish this site had a mute option

[crystallizsch]

every now and then i get the thought of making a star rail oc or a trailblazersona and then i remember i have to

Design It

and then i don’t do it ever

[wormy-worm]

Penjamin!

Heres a character design thats been floating around my mind for a few months. He's based on a dream i had while sleeping through class about a guy named pen who got a boring miserable finance job he doesnt like, and is always doodling over his work. I think he has a real propensity for creative things and i think he really likes action comics. But pen was never given the space to explore or cultivate that artistic side outside the margins of his notebook pages. He was put on a specific path and is expected to act in a very specific way. He thinks that the only true measurement of success is the traditional kind and that his other interests are childish (this is a mindset that was very much taught, he drew a LOTTT more when he was younger). So his art is very messy and childlike i think. lots of stuff he draws just cuz its SICK, superheros and monsters and stuff. he likes using crayons too. His life continues very monotonously until one day when his doodle COME TO LIFE and burst off the page, wreaking havoc on the city!! so now its up to Penjamin (and his crayons that can create anything he can think of!) to capture and erase all his doodles. And in having to come up with creative solutions to catching each doodle, as well as having to draw his way out of many situations, Penjamin learns to accept and cultivate his own wants and creativity. He learns he wants to make art even if its frivolous, and even if hes not very good at it, and even if he started taking it seriously "too late". I think at the end he gets a new job that, while maybe less traditionally successful, he likes more. One that gives him more time to draw and read comics and cook and sing and drive his stupid car around. More time to just be a human guy.

He's repressed and pretentious and a slacker and just absolutely goofy <3 ily blorbo from my dreams. blorbo from my visions.

[sunshades]

One thing about canto VI is like. I see so many people predicting it'll be about Fighting Evil Wife or Breaking Codependent Toxic Relationship and I just kinda think that would suck? If the major theme isn't grief AND love and the way both are seen as like Kinda Weird/inappropriate in the setting of the city. Then I'll be very sad.

[verittean]

writing a felix and turbo centric fic and while trying to get inspiration i just keep thinking about how boring their ship name is like ... '80s boyfriends' dude that could refer to like any ship between boyfriends from the 80s ... like yeah it's a serviceable name but like it feels so unspecial ... glad it has the alternative 'hammertastic' tho i like that one a lot better it's more creative

while i'm at it i really like the ship name 'heroes cuties' LIKE ??? love that it's so perfect ... it also kinda works in a double way bc like not only does it rhyme with 'duty' they are also both heroes and they are cute together <3 also while 'sour candy' is kinda plain in contrast to other names since it incorporates the characters' names i mean like yeah it makes perfect sense idk what else you'd call it ... i don't really like either these ships but the names 'sledgehammer' and 'demolition derby' are also very good ...

yeah ig that's all i have to say lol buncha rambling in the tags