#non binary dorcas

[i-need-some-bed-rest]

Every time JK.Rowling makes a transphobic remark I’ll head cannon another marauders character as trans

[woefulstar]

transmasc regulus transfem dorcas genderfluid barty and non binary evan

[buckskittle]

Part 14|| Part 15

WERE BACK BABBYY

[miswtonnewtona]

heyyy so ill share my marauders hcnons on their nationalities because its some that i dont see often and i wanna share them ykyk

So lets start with james who is very obviously greek from his mom's (Effie / Euphemia is a greek name and like she has that greek personality and i think she loves cooking deserts and taking care of james and monty but also lowk strict, begged james to take a jacket with him and treated monty like her own child.) and i am not 100% sure but the name james i think translates to greek im not sure though. now he is also half brazilian from Monty's side, from Rio and i think he liked the carnival and danced and played football. (i think monty and james would be such football fans and Effie is like "Apapapapapa football, eh not for me" But she is in front of the screen whenever Olympiakos plays). Also i feel like Monty would be a chill guy, in Chemises (idk if thats a word in english but in french its chemise) and would he very fun to be around at parties. obviously james speaks both greek and Portuguese

Sirius Black is french and filipino. i love the asian black brother headcannon and i think they would be filipino, he had grown up in Marseille and moved to Manila when he was younger before hogwarts. and i think when he went to the Potters home in Greece, he would have learnt greek very well and go out at nights , in Athens, with james and then they would smoke there and have fun. He would speak French, Tagalog, English, greek (not fluently but like b2 level) and latin. and he would love football (psg)

Okay hear me out. Ukrainian-welsh Remus Lupin. Idk he gives me the ukrainian vibe , and obviously he is welsh and i don't have much to say (mostly because i dont know a lot about those countries) about that except that he would love ukrainian culture and music. I get the eastern European vibes from him tbh!! He would speak ukrainian, welsh and english. (forgot yo add he would grow up in a small villagw in wales and be neighbors with lily)

peter is Swiss. he grew up in the Alps and had a little house like Heidi (tot didn't get inspo from there. He speaks German (swiss german) , and english. and i think he would be surely really fond of nature.

Regulus black. is sirius brother. As we know he is half french and half filipino. i think because of james he would learn greek and adore greek mythology. regulus would speak latin, tagalog, french,italian, spanish, english, german and russian

Lily Evans the icon you are. she is irish and welsh, speaks both languages and teaching them yo younger people so they wont be dead languages. She grew up along with remus in the small village in wales and thats how she picked up a bit of ukrainian.!!

Marlene McKinnon. Marlene are a Polish-German Person and thats the reason they hated history class especially 1950s history.(i hc Marlene as non binary thats why i way they/them) They speak german and polish and english and i think they would have a bonding hour with Remus over their eastern European grandmas

Mary McDonald. Mary is an icon. i dont know if i Have to say otherwise. Mary is Half Jamaican, half Egyptian. ( i never see arab hcnons on marauders) she speaks arabic, and english. she grew up in Cairo and went holidays in Jamaica. She would absolutely dress as Cleopatra every Halloween and james would say "MY MOM SAID CLEOPATRA WAS GREEK" and they would argue every yearl

Barty crouch jr, is italian - russian. He is a slavic guy ane no one can convince me otherwise. He would eat pasta every day and curse in italian whenever someone put pineapple on pizza (disgusting really). And he would absolutely love visiting Italy ( Venice) every summer.

evan rosier the man you are... evan is greek and serbian he loves servia and the balkans and his Grandma and he loves nostalgic movies. And he would also be in the eastern European bonding hour with Marlene and Remus. he would speak greek and serbian (although i do like to hc evan as hoh so we'll add greek and serbian sign language there)

Pandora rosierrr - panda is the twin sister or evan and she is also ofc greek -serbian and she loves the serbian side of the family more because panda is such a nature girly. i could see her as a fairy and ahe has that fairycore outfits. and greek side i could imagine her as a mermaid every summer in the Dodecanese islands she also speaks greek and serbian, and both sign languages for evan.

dorcasssss meadowes. dorcas is an iconnnnn she is from cameroon and would totally flex that to everyone she meetssss. She would ofc braid her hair and dance traditional cameroonish dances. she didnt grow up in cameroon so she didnt pick up the language butttt she would try to learn it.

its big so enjoyyyy

[skizzle1]

my girls Pandora Rosier and Dorcas Meadowes <3 not shipping!!!

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headcanon time!!

so pandoras canon death was her experiments right?? well i think she’d have tons of scars and marks from her projects and some can’t be magiced away and i kinda love that for her so i added scars to her design!!

&

dorcas and pandora were like sisters and always with each other. when pandora found baby luna (another hc that she was adopted) dorcas was by her side every step of the way and became the best auntie. so did marlene they definitely  spoiled her <3

also i kinda ignore the whole everyone dies thing so let’s pretend 1981 was a good year for them. i’ve seen enough sad marauders content this month. (or maybe this was the last photograph they took together and luna finds it after her mom dies )

[icarianstar]

Marlene who struggled with love for a long time. Who always felt out of sync with it. Who never figured out how to love people without being too much for them. Marlene who gave up on it after one too many unrequited crush, not seeing the appeal in getting her heart played with and crushed every time.

Marlene who meets Dorcas.

Dorcas who loves them like it’s natural.

Dorcas who doesn’t shy or scare away.

Dorcas who tells her she loves her like it doesn’t rock Marlene’s world every single time.

Suddenly they get it.

Suddenly every heartbreak was worth it if it meant that one day they’d be holding Dorcas in her arms.

[tanketorskk]

transfem Marlene who struggles being the ""acceptable"" type of transwoman and being true to her tomboy self 😍😍 ftnb Dorcas who gives their transgf their old bras 😍😍 the silly arguments abt Marlene ""ruining"" them (shes writing bad words on them bc she thinks its soooo funny (and shes right)) 😍😍

Cjfncjfncj this is so cute I love it. It’s actually kinda funny cause I usually do the opposite for them in my head, like non binary Marlene and transfem Dorcas but urgh these two just eat no matter what. Absolutely obsessed with Marlene writing curse words and shit on her bras to cause every iteration of Marlene would do that tbh

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

extra angry about jkr and her bullshit today so i'm trans-ifying all of the marauders characters

james - doesn't really fuck with labels? like yeah call him a dude but also you'll catch him in full glam in one a dress and sirius has done his makeup

sirius - i propose agender and likes for people to just throw in different pronouns and ways of referring to him whenever they feel like it

remus - transmasc he/him edition

peter - transmasc he/they edition

lily - okay lily might be cis but THE best ally anyone could ask for. like girl did her research and will fight anyone who's even mildly transphobic

marlene - they them or she/they non binary i can't decide

mary - transfem GODDESS

sybil - intersex and uses they/them pronouns

emmeline - another transfem queen

xenophilius - nonbinary KING (gender neutral)

regulus - transmasc ofc he/him edition

barty - agender. uses he/him mostly but took one look at the gender binary and said fuck that so who knows even

evan - demiboy he/they slaying all day

pandora - unlabeled in a feminine whimsy way. like gender isn't even a thing she percieves

dorcas - transfem baddie she/they edition

hmmmm okay that's not ALL of them. but it's all the ones i want to do soooo

[rrezshifts]

𝓶𝙮 𝖋𝙧𝙞e𝙣d𝙨

𝙞n m𝙮 ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ! ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ

the marauders

theodore j. hermès gryffindor pureblood 🇫🇷🇺🇸 08/14 age: 18 bisexual trans man he/him

sirius o. black gryffindor pureblood 🇫🇷🇬🇧 11/03 age: 18 gay friends to lovers to friends to lovers demiboy he/they/she

james f. potter gryffindor pureblood 🇮🇳🇬🇧 03/27 age: 18 bisexual cis man he/him

remus j. lupin gryffindor halfblood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬��󠁿 03/10 age: 18 queer cis man he/him

peter o. pettigrew gryffindor pureblood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 08/31 age: 18 bisexual cis man he/him

best friends

florence madden slytherin halfblood 🇿🇦🇬🇧 06/21 age: 18 bisexual cis woman she/her

lily j. evans gryffindor muggleborn 🇨🇳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 01/30 age: 18 bisexual cis woman she/her

xenophilius malfoy ravenclaw pureblood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 11/13 age: 18 unlabeled agender he/they

pandora lovegood slytherin muggleborn 🇸🇳🇬🇧 05/04 age: 18 pansexual non-binary she/they

regulus a. black slytherin pureblood 🇫🇷🇬🇧 06/24 age: 17 bisexual trans man he/him

sybill p. trelawney ravenclaw halfblood 🇬🇷🇬🇧 03/09 age: 19 queer cis woman she/her

mary m. macdonald gryffindor muggleborn 🇺🇬🇬🇧 12/09 age: 18 bisexual cis woman she/her

emma vanity slytherin pureblood 🇲🇽🇬🇧 02/29 age: 18 lesbian cis woman she/her

emmeline vance ravenclaw halfblood 🇻🇳🇬🇧 10/14 age: 18 bisexual cis woman she/her

marlene mckinnon gryffindor halfblood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 08/01 age: 18 lesbian cis woman she/her

dorcas meadowes slytherin pureblood 🇿🇦🇬🇧 04/02 age: 18 lesbian cis woman she/her

good friends

amelia j. bones hufflepuff pureblood 🇻🇳🇬🇧 10/15 age: 18 bisexual cis woman she/her

hestia jones hufflepuff muggleborn 🇮🇳🇬🇧 02/05 age: 18 bisexual cis woman she/her

charity c. burbage hufflepuff muggleborn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 05/20 age: 18 lesbian trans woman she/her

casual friends/it’s complicated

evan l. rosier slytherin pureblood 🇫🇷🇬🇧 04/23 age: 18 gay rivals to friends to lovers trans man he/him

frank longbottom gryffindor pureblood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷 08/31 age: 19 straight cis man he/him

alice fortescue hufflepuff pureblood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 08/14 age: 19 bisexual cis woman she/her

barty crouch jr. slytherin pureblood 🇻🇪🇬🇧 07/09 age: 18 bisexual cis man he/him

edgar bones hufflepuff pureblood 🇻🇳🇬🇧 10/15 age: 18 unlabeled cis man he/him

© rrezshifts last updated. 03/26/2025

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

this is me saying the biggest fuck you to jkr (bro stimks) and making all of bro’s characters trans just cause <3

james potter — non-binary and proud! uses they/he pronouns

sirius black — genderfluid divaaaa <333 he/she pronouns!

remus lupin — trans man because i said so, he/him

peter pettigrew — also a trans man, he and remus bond over being trans btw. he/him.

regulus black — intersex, uses he/him pronouns <33

evan rosier — agender, uses he/him pronouns

barty crouch jr. — genderqueer, any pronounss

pandora rosier — demiflux, the static part being nonbinary and the fluctuating part switching between masc and femme (literally just came up with this on the spot but i dig it!), any pronouns work but xey’re a huge fan of neopronouns

lily evans — trans woman, she/her!! <33

mary macdonald — nonbinary, switches between using they/them and she/her pronouns!!!!

marlene mckinnon — demigirl, uses she/they pronouns! <33

dorcas meadowes — trans woman, uses they/he pronouns :)

[alices-icecream]

Helloooo

Im Alice Fortescue, yes like Florian Fortescue's ice cream parlor and Fortescue's Farm. I help alot with the marketing and managing of both of these places!

✿ ButBesides that I'm also a Senior, and stage manager for the theatre crew

✿ Im Bisexual and Non-Binary, They/Them <3

✿ I like farming, Hozier, dogs, working with the farm animals, fruit flavors, and theatre

Im a nice person but if you piss me off I will hold a grudge

𓆏 People:

@deer-in-head1ights ights - James! Superrr talented, total chaos junkie /pos

@my-rats-call-me-daddy - Peter! pleaseeee just let me win one chess match, and i love the rats

@r-moony-lups - Remus! helps out with sets sometimes and is a really good trumpet player

@siriusly-underrated - Sirius! resedent trouble maker alogside your friends, its entertaining i will say

@lilianjaneevans - Lily! deffently voting for her, super nice

@mary-andher-lamb Mary! fellow Lana listener

@d3ad-I1ttle-st4r - Estelle! i dont really know her but your after school club stuff is really cool

@madprofessorevan - Evan! I dont really know him either but as long as you're not harming living animals you're good in my book

@marlene-and-co - Marlene! Awesomeeee, probably shouldnt be given sugar though

@IOve-1s-str4nge - Xeno! I dont know them either but you seem nice

@pandoras-g1fts - Pandora! really intresting person (in a good way ofc <3)

@dorcas-meadow3s - Dorcas! honestly a little intimidating

@ultim4te-br4t-b4rty - Barty! also should probably not be given sugar

@graveyards-and-rosemary - Severus! really cool style

@tarotpills - Sybill! your fortune readings are super cool

@ur-fav-theatre-kid - Emmeline! one of the best actors we have

!this is a rp blog! if you dont like this or my portrayal of the character then leaveeeeee :P

[msmk11]

My T**s Ruin the Outfit

Poly!Marauders x non-binary!reader (short fic)

CW: Gender dysphoria; angst: fluff; hurt/comfort

Summary: Your boyfriends find you having a melt down about clothes. But really, it’s not about clothes at all.

Author’s Note: I’m not sure how this idea came to mind, but once I thought it, I had to write it. Since I go by she/they the struggle to find gender affirming clothes is really hard sometimes 😭 especially with tits. So ig this is really self-insert heavy, but I also hopes it brings comfort to those who feel similarly.

Remus was less than pleased to find you sprawled out on the bed, face down in the pillows.

“Dove, what are you doing?” he sighed, “You know we need to leave in ten minutes.”

“I’m not going,” you mumbled.

Remus assumed today of all days was when you decided to be a brat, and he was not going to have it. Tonight was supposed to be the first time in months that your entire friend group was going to be able to get together. Between Mary and Lily, Marlene and Dorcas, Regulus and Barty, and you four, it was nearly impossible to make plans. But, by some miracle, tonight was the night, and Remus was not about to miss out because of your attitude.

“Dove,” Remus said with a low, warning tone, “I’m not gonna say it again.”

You only grumbled out another no, and Remus felt his patience wearing thin. Just as he was about to force you up and moving, James wondered into the room, looking particularly delectable in one of his faded rugby shirts that hugged his biceps, and blue jeans.

Though James was occasionally oblivious, he immediately noticed Remus’ tense jaw and your distressed body language.

“What’s going on here?” James asked carefully.

“Dovey here insists that they’re no longer going with us,” Remus said gruffly.

James looked at Remus confused. Out of everyone, you had been the most excited for this night. While you loved your boys, you also dearly missed your best friends- Lily, Mary, Marlene, and Dorcas. You had been chattering excitedly for days about all that you four needed to catch up on- old gossip, haircut advice, and some of your shared favorite musicians.

Though Remus’ temper sometimes prevented him from seeing it, James’ cool demeanor allowed him to quickly realize that something was obviously wrong. James gently sat down on the bed beside you and started to rub small, soothing circles on your back.

“Angel,” he asked quietly, “why don’t you want to go anymore? You’ve been looking forward to it for days.”

You didn’t respond verbally, but James noticed a slight shaking in your shoulders. Ever so carefully, James grabbed your hips and shifted you onto your side to face him. Before you could hide away again, James noticed your red, teary eyes.

“Angel,” he cooed sadly.

Remus looked to James with a perplexed expression and mouthed, “what is it?”

“They’re crying,” James mouthed quietly.

All of the tension left Remus quickly and was replaced by worry. He immediately felt guilty for assuming the worst and shuffled over to the bed, assuming a seat on your other side. While rubbing small circles on your hip Remus asked, “Can you sit up for us dove and tell us what’s wrong?”

You begrudgingly obliged, though you remained attached to James as you did so.

“Guys? Are you ready? We need to be leaving no-“

Sirius stood in the doorway, slack-jawed, “DOLLY? What’s wrong?” He immediately rushed to crouch at your feet beside the bed.

All three pairs of eyes looked at you with so much care, each of them comforting you with gentle pets and rubs.

“I- I” you blubbered, “I have nothing to wear.”

That was the last thing any of them expected you to say because 1) you didn’t usually put so much care into your outfits 2) even if you did you didn’t usually get emotional over it and 3) you had more than plenty of clothes to wear- not just of your own but of your three boyfriends’.

“Angel, you have tons of clothes in the closet to choose from. And ours too,” James said gently.

“And if you’re having trouble picking something, doll, you know I can help you pick something out,” Sirius added

This only made you start to cry harder and your three boyfriends shared looks of mixed concern and confusion.

“You just- you don’t understand,” you said through hiccups.

“Then help us to, dove,” Remus told you, “we can’t help if you don’t talk to us.”

You tried to take a few deep breaths, so that you could actually express what you were feeling, “It’s just. None of my clothes fit right on me. At least, not the way I want them too. My tits just, ruin the outfit.”

Realization passed through all of them then. This wasn’t about clothes at all- not really, at least. Almost a year ago, you had come out to your boyfriends as nonbinary. They, of course, were so loving and supportive and tried to help you feel comfortable in your body in any way possible. You’d gotten a binder, bought some new clothes, and changed your hair, but when gender dysphoria hit, there was not much they could do to comfort you.

“Oh sweetheart,” Sirius said with a sigh, “I’m sorry. Did you try your binder?”

You shook your head with a frown, “no. But I don’t wanna wear it. It hurts after awhile.”

James pulled you more tightly into his side and kissesdyour head, “what can we do, angel?”

You only shrugged your shoulders and sighed.

“Why don’t you let Sirius and I choose something for you dove, while Jamie cuddles you. That sound good?” Remus asked you kindly.

“Okay.”

Sirius and Remus got up and disappeared into your shared closet. James, in the mean time, pulled you onto his lap and wrapped his arms around you tightly. He peppered kisses across your face and whispered sweet nothings into your ear, which made you giggle in spite of yourself. After a few minutes, Remus and Sirius emerged, clothes in hand.

“Alright doll, why don’t you try this on?”

Sirius handed you one of your favorite sports bras and the biggest of Remus’ sweaters- in your favorite color too. You weren’t sure why you hadn’t thought to try a sports bra earlier- the next best thing to a binder- but you supposed your emotions prevented you from clear thinking. You stayed in James’ lap while you quickly peeled off the t-shirt you were wearing and wrestled on the sports bra. While it didn’t entirely hide your tits, it certainly flattened your chest a little. Paired with Remus’ sweater, that was much baggier on you, your tits almost disappeared. As you looked down at your fairly flat chest you felt much more at ease. You shuffled over to the mirror and look at your appearance. Though the gender dysphoria was not entirely gone, you felt a lot better than before. And with your supportive, loving boyfriends by your side all night, you knew everything would be alright.

[finding-amethyst]

So, I’ve been thinking a lot about the marauders and potential siblings. Someone else on here pointed out how weird it is most of them are only children, and I agree. So here’s my suggestions.

James Potter: An older sister or only child. He just has the energy of someone with an loving older sister!

Sirius Black: No notes! Younger brother is PERFECT!

Remus Lupin: Younger brother, but a bigger age difference. Like 10 years, maybe. Only child works too.

Peter Pettigrew: Older sisters. Multiple. I’d say 3. 3 feels right.

Lily Evans: No notes! Older sister works perfectly!

Marlene Mckinnon: A couple of siblings. Big family, like 6 kids in total or something. Marlene being somewhere in the middle, but on the younger side. Like second to last? Maybe twins as the youngest, then Marlene, then 3 older siblings?

Mary Macdonald: Only child really works, but I’d love her with a sister. I also really liked her with a younger brother, like in CR.

Dorcas Meadows: Needs a sister! I’m thinking older. Bc it feels right!

Regulus Black: no notes! Perfect! (Your honour, this is my child. I will fight anyone for him)

Barty Crouch: only child works really well! Or like a sibling who passed away and used to be their dad’s favourite?

Evan Rosier: I really like the headcanon of him and Pandora being twins.

Pandora Lovegood: still pushing the twins with Evan agenda. Though I also enjoy her being the youngest sister of Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange.

What do we think?

Also all of these could be non binary or trans! Bc we’re trans inclusive in this house!

[hedgehog-troops]

The Height of Romance is How Low You Fall

A Marauders Soc-Med AU

James Potter is a famous streamer who shares an apartment with their best friend, Renus Lupin. their other best friends Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew live with their brother and girlfriend, respectively.

All is going well until Sirius and Remus want to move in together. What will James do when Sirius' brother, Regulus, is forced to move in with him? Especially since James has had a crush on Regulus since they were 15.

Featuring:

Gender fluid Sirius

Non-binary, asexual James

Trans Regulus

Trans Dorcas

High all the time Peter

(and everyone is gay)

profiles: marauders

profiles: skittles

profiles: valkyries

first part

divider by @cafekitsune

[dobbysimp]

since this is tumblr after all, i feel like i should go back to my roots so:

things that have been said to or around me, as incorrect marauders quotes

sirius: what kinda fruit would i be? and dont say faggot

mary: imagine getting to absolutely explode inside someone

*30 seconds of silence of picturing it*

🎶iF i WeRe A bOy 🎶

peter: cereal is non binary

sirius: sure if you wanna make it into gay shit

peter: FRUIT LOOPS ITS IN THE NAME

james: if you were a fruit loop color which one w- LETS TAKE A QUIZZ

barty: i don’t just throw it away, i play catch w my sanity

Remus: *mom lore*

Peter: were you an accident?

Remus: oh yeah

Peter: that checks out

sirius: i love cum

james: 🤨

sirius: dont quote me on that

james: im quoting you

pandora to barty: can you stop talking about sperm so i can do my tarot reading?

remus: this might be rock bottom

peter: the thing about rock bottom is you can only go up

remus: we dont know, i have a shovel

peter deadpanning: have you ever even BEEN on minecraft?

sirius: i cant tell if im having a crisis or i just need to wash my hair

peter: furry

sirius: furry

james: furry

remus, defeated: why is this the joke we all roll with?

evan: i was regulus-ing too close to the sun trying to put my emotions in boxes

james, to sirius: the trauma is bouncing around in your head like the dvd logo and only when it hits a corner do you get a second of peace

sirius: I wish I could date myself I would treat me so well

james: I think you just stumbled upon self love

lily, scrolling on tinder: he’s cute

mary: is he?

lily: *swipes left*

James: I have brain freeze on the outside of my head

Regulus: that’s called being cold

sirius: im getting a lot of… brain things

remus: ideas?

remus: *looking smth up about worms, reading the suggested searches* “can paul atreides control worms?”

sirius: would you love me if i was paul atreides?

remus: no

sirius: would you love paul atreides if he was a worm?

remus: no

sirius: would you love a worm if it was paul atreides?

remus: i would have questions about HOW the worm became paul, but probably not

peter: is it… why was i thinking self harm? no wait… masturbation!

remus: what are you, catholic?

sirius: if i ever jump off a building just know it was bc i genuinely believed i could fly not because i wanted to kms

barty: on my deathbed can yall bring me a cup of gasoline? i wanna try that shit at least once

james: dang nabbit, or whatever the fuck white lame virgins say

regulus: i think you had a stroke out loud

james: that was just me doing math

trans reg complaining while doing hw: im just a girl

evan: nO?

sirius, about Minnie: she’s always three spots ahead in the cha cha line

james: she’s in the cha cha line meanwhile im doing the macarena

(playing battleship)

remus: I cant believe you blew up my ship and your response was “tehee”

peter: Top 10 things Adolf Hitler never said

(30 minutes later)

remus: (is losing at multiple board games) IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF! IM DONE- I AM SO DONE…

peter: Top 10 things Adolf Hitler has said

dorcas: evan is emotionally unstable but mature

regulus: one usually leads to the other

dorcas: nah barty is emotionally unstable AND immature

regulus: i said usually

mary: their lives are gonna go up in flames and im gonna sit there watching and tanning

lily: can you tan from fire?

mary: for sure

marlene: do you think people tanned at the salem witch trials?

peter and sirius: *debating*

remus: what did i just walk in on?

sirius: can animagus fuck?

remus: excuse me?

peter: we think yes

remus:… I think it makes sense

sirius: now here’s the real question, if James and Lily-

remus: no.

james: what if i dated regulus just to watch the world burn

remus: the world wouldn’t burn, you would, and sirius would be holding the lighter

sirius, ranting about remus drama: and then this happened and I have never been more distraught… thats a lie i was abused but still

peter, after making 18 your mum jokes: that’s what your mom said

sirius: stop i can only take so much

peter: she said that too!

pandora: im chilling, i could be a budah

regulus: i don’t think you’re chilling i think you’re disassociating

pandora: im budah

remus, ranting drunk: because my parents- my parents pfft i only have one

dorcas: am i being manipulative?

barty: no, I would be doing the same thing

dorcas: that’s not as comforting as you think it is

regulus: Hey google how to find a man that will edge me for hours, no borax or glue

james: i mean i have adhd i could probably do that

sirius, about reg: he’s not even fun anyway

james: siri… he gets abused

sirius: dont we all

peter: i think the bible is a mass hallucination, kinda like the bee movie

pandora: yk how when you buy things in bulk its cheaper? maybe we can get therapy in bulk for all 5 of us

regulus about sirius after he leaves Grimmauld: Bro acts like a Disney kid who just broke the contract

regulus: so, cannibalism as a metaphor, right—

remus: go to bed

sirius: to speak or to die? speak duh, im probably gonna die bc of what I said anyway

regulus: i had a great childhood…

sirius: *side eye*

regulus: you guys are making me age so fast

barty: we are helping you mature!

regulus: barty i get abused, i’ve been mature since i was 10

pandora: *after 10 seconds of silence* beAutiful

regulus: YOU CANNOT SAY BEAUTIFUL TO ME BEING ABUSED

pandora: im gonna be honest i zoned out

marlene: *calls*

lily: *picks up*

marlene: im gonna destroy my hair i thought you’d want front row seats

mary: a mosquito could bite my clit and i would let it

lily: mary what the fuck

alice laughing maniacally: lets actually think of the logistics here

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Okay marauders pronouns, gender and sexuality headcanons!!

Reminder that pronouns ≠ gender!!!!

Remus: he/him • trans man • bisexual

Sirius: he/she/they • genderfluid • gay

James: he/they • man • pansexual

Peter: he/him • man • unlabled

Lily: she/they • transfem • sapphic + asexual

Mary: she/her • woman • omnisexual with a preference for women

Marlene: they/she • non binary • lesbian

Dorcas: she/her • woman • lesbian

Regulus: he/him • transmasc • gay/aroace*

Evan: he/they • demiboy • biromantic + asexual

Pandora: she/they • genderqueer • unlabled

Barty: he/him • man • gay

*i cant decide whether hes aroace or gay so yeaaa

I dont really have set headcanons about these things i feel like, because in my mind theres different versions of each of them, but these are my most prevalent hcs for them rn.

Lmk if yall want some more characters hcs!!!!!