#non-request pack

[reclaimed-bah]

New pack! Sourced from r/fdc.

Doing this as a subsystem pack of 5!

1.

Name(s): Fork

Pronouns: She/her, They/them, Fork/forks/forkself

Gender: Female

Orientation: Lesbian

Age: 19

Race: Xeno-racial, Love-racial

Disabilities and Disorders: Hemophobia

Species: Fork

Role: Host

TransIDs: Trans-artist, Cooking-skill

Personality: Shy, caring, optimistic, naive

Extras: triggers are blood and yelling, sometimes talks in 3rd person

2.

Name(s): Spoon

Pronouns: He/him, They/them, Spo/spoon

Gender: Male

Orientation: Straight

Age: 24, YtO

Race: Aracial

Disabilities and Disorders: Hemophobia, Trans-autistic, Spoonie

Species: Spoon

Role: Protector

TransIDs: Trans-teacher

Personality: Serious, Honest, Hard-working

Extras: Enjoys writing books and poems

3.

Name(s): Knife

Pronouns: She/her, Knife/knifes, They/them, It/its

Gender: Bigender (Demigirl + Xenogender)

Orientation: Pansexual

Age: 16, Perma-Teen

Race: Trans-White

Disabilities and Disorders: Trans-Narcolepsy, Hemophobia

Species: Knife

Role: Trauma Holder

TransIDs: Null-Trauma, Trans-Ambivert

Personality: Shy, Nerdy, Quiet

Extras: Likes baking, Triggered by loud noises, blood and explosions

4.

Name(s): Plate

Pronouns: He/him

Gender: Male, Amorgender

Orientation: Trans-Straight

Age: 6, Perma-Kid

Race: Prop-Race

Disabilities and Disorders: DPD (Dependent Personality Disorder), Dependent Eating Disorder

Species: Plate, Mouse Therian

Role: Little

TransIDs: Prop-ID (most identities chosen by fork), Trans-Controlled, Trans-Little-Brother

Personality: Excitable, Bubbly, Extrovert

Extras: Views fork as his older sister, likes art and baking

5.

Name(s): Bowl

Pronouns: They/them, It/its, Gone/gones

Gender: Agender

Orientation: Aroace, aplatonic

Age: Ageless

Race: Race-Fluid

Disabilities and Disorders: Nonbinary-Abled

Species: Bowl, Trans-Ghost

Role: Roleless

TransIDs: Trans-Missing, Perma-Dead, Trans-Dormant

Personality: Quiet, Mysterious, Cold

Extras: Other headmates often pretend they are disappeared, dead or dormant to help with their dysphoria!

[grimeowkin]

Varre eating a hamburger

He’s that one fuckinh manager that says “we’re a family” and eats at Mohgdonald’s even on his days off.

[tumblweeds-omegaverse]

random omegaverse thought:

There must be people who experience specific instinct things with indifference or boredom.

Procreative cycle coming up? "Crap, I've got plans this weekend...stupid skip weeks."

Caught an intriguing scent while walking? "But I need to get to work! Shut up brain."

Had a snap response to a distressed sound? "Who was it?! ...right, it's my day off, I can go back to sleep."

Somebody growled at them? "Kid, I'm not a rival, that's my sibling."

Super cozy cuddle session happening nearby? "I'm gonna pass tonight guys, no social battery left, maybe next time."

Group of friends heading out to flirt and check out other singles? "I'm coming with you but only to make sure you all get home safe."

Setting where fated mates or soul bonds or permanent marks are a thing? "Meh. I don't really want one or care if I ever get one."

People in the actual omegaverse would get as bored of their stuff, as we do of ours, you know? It could be interesting to see that kind of vibe in fics. Biological demands faced with all the excitement of paying bills or doing laundry or tying your shoes.

Even if that kind of energy might not drive a plot, it could be interesting to have as a contrast to the people who do have big feelings about them - good or bad.

There's the friends who can't wait til they have a pack of their own, and the one friend who isn't against it but couldn't care less. There's the group in the office who are all about scent compatibility tests and figuring out one's best match and what sprays most highlight it, and the coworker who has no intentions on putting that much effort in. There are parents who hover and protect their offspring by scenting them multiple times a day, and others who don't see what the fuss is as long as it's done in the morning.

...also: packs with introverts who show care by giving each other space. So often, closeness is depicted through physical touch and tactile affection, but comfortable silence is meaningful too. Knowing people are near, but not having to interact until you're ready. Sitting in the same room doing different things, knowing that all it takes is a "hey, look at this" to share what you're up to. People understanding and accepting each other's differing or fluctuating needs for how and when to recharge. Seeing somebody reaching out or sharing space, beyond what's their norm, as a signal of the fact that they care.

[abyssal-zone]

Name: Ondine , Nerida , Lorelei

Age: 27 yo

Pronouns: She/Her , Sie/Sier , Sea/Sear , Mer/Mers

Gender: Lunarian , Mergender

Xeno Vibes: Mermaids , The Ocean , Seashells

Orientation: Pansexual Lesbian

Other IDs: Femme

Species: Beta Fish Merfolk

Role(s): Interest holder , Beauheur , Comforter

Aesthetic(s): Mermaidcore , Auroracore , Pearly

Interests/likes: Swimming , Seashell Collecting , Crystals

Dislikes: Being in large crowds

Kins: Crabs , The Moon

Emojis: 🧜‍♀️🌊

Details:

Ondine is a merfolk with pastel pink and purple scales with a pearly shimmer. She enjoys comforting others in the system, singing to them gently.

[headmate-ideas]

hello! Can we request a headmate who’s a plushie rabbit and a holder for violent thoughts? Personality would be mostly up to you but they might act outwardly blunt and/or cold ❤️‍🩹🖤☣️🫥🫀🪡🪳🪳🍂🥀🪨☕️🫗(sorry if that’s to many emojis)

[Brought to you by: Mods Chem and Perzoreth!]

🪳 HEADMATE TEMPLATE 🥀

✦ Name(s): Roach, Bug, Stabby ✦ Pronouns: he/him, it/its, plush/plushes/plushself, ey/em/eir/eirs/emself, bun/buns/bunself, et/ets/etself ✦ Species: rabbit plush ✦ Age: five years older than body ✦ Role(s): thought holder, violenceroleic, artist, hobbyist, chaosnaut ✦ Labels: agender man, kenochoric, aroace ✦ Xenos: bugs, radioactivity, the sun ✦ Likes: anatomy, entomology, horror ✦ Dislikes: being told what to do ✦ Music taste: darkwave, industrial metal, breakcore ✦ Aesthetic(s): goth aesthetic, horror aesthetic, solarpunk ✦ Objectum attraction(s): plushes ✦ Kins: cockroaches, nuclear waste, monsters ✦ Emoji proxy: 🪳🥀 ✦ Details:

Roach is a brown rabbit plush who holds violent thoughts for the system. He has a cold, blunt demeanor, not caring about others very much and sometimes acting hostile when he feels like it. It tries to hide its emotions most of the time, but it sometimes gets upset over minor things. Roach likes arts and crafts, and any other hobbies the system may have, and it engages with them for the system. It can be a little chaotic and unpredictable, but usually not in a way that causes problems.

[These can be edited and changed as needed, and headmates will almost definitely not turn out EXACTLY as described.]

[idiasalterpacking]

(Almost) Stereotypical Incel Weeb Alter

~ Name(s) : Felix (masc) / Trigger (Enby)

~ Pronouns : He/They/Nym/Vos/Zaer/Fayr

~ Age : 23

~ Birthday : November 13th

~ Genders : Trans masc boyflux

~ Sexuality : Biromantic Heterosexual

~ Paraphilias : 🗺

~ CisIDs : CisIncel, Cis🗺, CisHarmful (based on societal beliefs), CisProblematic, CisNullEmpathy, CisYandere, CisSmoker, CisScary, CisWeirdo / CisFreak, CisAtheist, CisNPD, CisBPD, CisAntiSocial, CisWeeb, CisAnimeLover, CisFetish, CisRaceFetish, CisAutistic

~ TransIDs : Transgender, TransLoliGirlfriend, TransAsianGirlfriend, PermaWeeb, TransNEET, TransDisgusting, NullShowers, NullHygeine, Trans4chanUser, TransDiscordMod, TransRedditUser, TransSatanist, TransFat, TransTwitterUser, TransSexist, TransMisogynistic

~ Likes : Anime, Lolis/Shotas, Japanese/Chinese/Korean women, American foods (burgers, hotdogs, fried food, etc), Reddit, Shipping (Comshipping), Ai chatbots, body pillows

~ Dislikes : Showering/Hygiene, watching anything but anime/any shows that aren't anime, going outside, talking to irl people (only if he knew them online first)

~ Roles : No Specific Name Known but will help the host or body avoid the outdoors or other people when overwhelmed by social interaction

[alienidolism]

hi! could i ask for dreamy-like SNPUT's? please & thank you very much!

of course ! a lot of these are very cutesy dreamy kind of style , hope thats alright ! thank you for requesting ! ↓

system names

the fairytale phantasma , miraland , cloud coocoo land , ethereal express , the plastic bakery , the yume dollhouse , our shared dreams , a blessing of unicorns

pronouns

frill / frills , dream / dreams , nap / naptime , toy / toys , soft / softs , fuzz / fuzzies , snooze / snoozes , pillow / pillows , feather / feathers , dove / doves

usernames

frillyparacosm , pastelskyfish , yumeprism , somniuni , dollfictor , sleepymoe

titles ( all titles can be changed to be plural ! )

the doll ( s ) in the dollhouse , the one adorned with jewels and ribbons , ( prn ) who is button eyed , ( prn ) who dances in the clouds , the one who dreams of unicorns , the soothing winter

[ink-casket]

All these dsmp asks have been making me so excited to do aaaaaa, we used to be so active in the fandom that I’m pretty sure our old host was a fundy fictive LOL

[problem-pack]

Name: Alice Cullen

Age: Immortal . Physically 18

Pronouns: She/Her , They/Them , Vae/Vaem , Vamp/Vamps , Xe/Xir , Ae/Aer , Nyx/Nyxs , Fae/Faer , Ey/Em

Gender: Agender , Gendervoid , Lunarian , Vampgender

Xeno Vibes: Vampires , Psychics , Ethereal

Orientation: Bisexual

Other IDs: Femme

Species: Vampire

Role(s): Soother , Protector , Gatekeeper

Source(s): Twilight Saga

Aesthetic(s): Goth , Victorian , Dark Academia

Interests/likes: Reading , Playing Chess , Fashion & Style , Music , Dancing

Dislikes: Confrontation / Conflict , Feeling Powerless , Being Alone

Kins: Bats , Seer , Dream

Emojis: 🌙🔮

[luvnlayercakes]

Why hello there~ Welcome to my bakery! My name is Amy! Amy Rose! If you’d like to make an order (or to simply chat!) my askbox is always open! Make sure to check out the menu for what I make, how to order, and everything else you need to know!

♡ menu | pronouns | anon list | layout ♡

[headmate-arcade]

Do you have a preferred source list?

I didnt tttttill now! Here is a list of sources I know I can make BAH and NPT Packs of pretty well, but I will do any source as long as I can find a wiki on the character!

Bold shall be the ones i either love doing, or ones I know i could do well.

This will also be added to if i remember anything

RWBY, DC Comics, Marvel (Comics and MCU), X-Men, DSMP, My Street, Minecraft Diaries, Minecraft (just in general), Eddsworld, Cookie Run Kingdom, Pressure, Doors, FNAF, Regretevator, Danny Phantom, Transformers (movies, shows, and comics), Welcome Home, BATIM, Lego Monkie Kid, Lego Ninjago, Spiderverse, My Little Pony, Clinical Trial, EPIC!The Musical, Fallout (4 and New Vegas specifically), Borderlands (All Games), The Dragon Prince, Honkai Star Rail, Genshin Impact, Zenless Zone Zero, Overwatch, Blood Blockade Battlefront, Black Butler, Sword Art Online, Slugterra, Ben Ten, Suitor Armor, Steven Universe, Lumine, Percy Jackson (All of the Riordanverse, really, actually), Alice in Wonderland(Movies, not the book), The Wizard of Oz(Books, not the movies), Frankenstine(Book), Jykell and Hyde(Book), Dracula(Book), Asops Fabels, Arcane/Leauge of Legands, Marvel Rivals, Pokemon, Jurassic Park, MoonKnight.

[robohyena]

I'll be celebrating another birthday this weekend where I'm even more over the hill

please send me doodle requests or asks or whatever

otherwise if you need me I'll be getting tanked with my buddies and husbando singing shanties and/or being naked in the creek, and/or setting shit on fire and being otherwise incredibly annoying

[headmate-ideas]

[Brought to you by: Mods Capriel and Perzoreth!]

☁️ HEADMATE TEMPLATE 📖

✦ Name(s): Aurora, Ilvia, Alexandria ✦ Pronouns: she/her, they/them, it/its, xi/xir/xirs/xirself, ci/cir/cirs/cirself, ae/aer/aers/aerself, ne/nem/neir/neirs/nemself, ☁️/☁️s/☁️self, ✨/✨s/✨self ✦ Species: unicorn anthro ✦ Role(s): academic headmate, artist, performer, manager, socializer, jester, emotion manager ✦ Labels: demigirl, transfem, girlflux, xenogender, xenogirl, auresthesia ✦ Xenos: magic, glitter, clouds ✦ Likes: books, antique stores, soup ✦ Dislikes: failure ✦ Music taste: classical music, indie pop, chillwave ✦ Aesthetic(s): fairy kei, holographic aesthetic, light academia ✦ Kins: dragonflies, fairies, angels ✦ Color palette: white, light pink, light blue, cream, silver ✦ Personality traits: outgoing, creative, helpful ✦ Interests: folklore, fantasy literature ✦ Hobbies: acting, figurine collecting ✦ Preferences: tea over coffee, morning over night ✦ Heart emoji: 💖, 🤍, 🩷 ✦ Emoji proxy: ☁️📖 ✦ Details:

Aurora is an anthropomorphic unicorn who dresses in a femme fairy kei style with touches from Western 1980s fashion. She is sociable and creative, and she likes creative pursuits including writing, art, and theater. It is also good at helping the system solve problems and deal with emotional self-regulation.

✦ Role performance:

Aurora's main role is handling academia for the system. She is particularly good at studying, notetaking, and anything that involves the organization or acquisition of information. They are also good at managing social situations, as well as situations where communication is needed.

✦ Personality:

Aurora is energetic and extroverted and loves helping others. They are creative and like drawing, writing, and acting. Xi has a high social battery and is good at cheering up others, especially through humor. Ci is usually calm and good at self-regulation, and it helps other headmates who struggle with that.

✦ Identity:

Aurora is AMAB but identifies partly as a girl, albeit with fluctuating levels of that gender over time. However, she always identifies her gender as having to do with concepts that are not always associated with gender. She also identifies with the neogender auresthesia and its themes of magic, beauty, and luminosity.

[These can be edited and changed as needed, and headmates will almost definitely not turn out EXACTLY as described.]

[alienidolism]

Hi! A demonkin here! I'm wondering if I could request a npt list for demons/devils if you are ok with it! ^~^

im alright with that , no worries ! 🪡

names

cambion , alastair , baphomet , ash/asher , alastor , behemoth , vulture , balam , bull , snake , viper , toxin , lamb , ram , mammon , caym , crow , jester , malice , misery

pronouns

flame/flames , goat/goats , hell/hells , bat/bats , lamb/lambs , gray/grey/grays/greys , ash/ashes , crackle/crackles , scare/scares , demon/demons , devil/devils , loom/looms , slither/slithers , hiss/hisses , lava/lavas , toxin/toxins , poison/poisons , lethal/lethals , jest/jests , joke/jokes

titles

the demon of ( sin ) , the overseer , (name) at the bridge between life and death , the messenger from hell , (prn) who circles like a vulture , the winged snake , (prn) who is unholy , (prn) who embraces sin , the jester , the malevolent one , (prn) who is malicious

apologies if these arent enough , im not very knowledgeable on demons and whatnot ,, i hope these are alright though ! thank you for requesting ! 🪡

[ink-casket]

Mod List ᯓ★

Hello. I thought we should make this ‘Mod’ list, so you can know who is making your packs. We are currently making little user boxes that say “mod _______ made this”, and we shall start using them immediately.

But just for now, here is the mod list. More will be added if more of our headmates decide to cooperate..

WE ARE NEUTRAL ON EVERYTHING (this is a BAH blog not a shout out opinions blog)

LEVEL SYSTEM

WHAT WE’RE WORKING ON (Drafts)

APARTMENT OF TROLLS

The apartment of trolls

WHAT YOU CAN REQUEST

Mod Moon/Dreamweaver - He/Star/Moon

Mod Keith - He/Blade/Nyx

Mod Lamby - He/She/They/🌌/🔭

Mod Grian - She/He/Bird/Build

Mod CG5/Chris - He/disc/🎶

Mod Lucky/Sunny day - He/80/boy

Mod Tommy/Theseus - He/it/eye/disc/god/totem

Mod Tango - He/gear/clock

Mod BDUBS - He/punch

Mod mangle - She/🎀

SUBSYSTEMS

The Deck Of UNO/Hikkimori Camp/Camp Unstable

Mod Ness - He/bite/Vamp

Mod Drew - He/Cute/Heart

Mod Stryker - He/Ghost/Analog

Mod Redd - He/Him

THE SAPPHIRE SYS

Darling's system ! We are The apartment of trolls bf ! We are FTM and Omniromantic (pref male + non binary) ! We are Chinese / Japanese, our mother Chinese and father Japanese ! Publicly we have no opinions on endos / Willows / RQs / good faith / ect+, we do have an opinion we are NOT neutral standing however it's tumblr and we do not wish to be hated on or brought into drama. We just wanna make silly little BAH packs for anyone :D ! We however are Anti HARMFUL transIDs, and Anti RCTA (mainly because it ends up with our culture being sexualized.) we are also a fully Stress/Traumatic system !!

Collectively we use They/Them pronouns and Me/I/You Singular is preferred over plural pronouns !

Our main acc -> here(link)

WHAT YOU CAN REQUEST

Mod Leo(n) - He/They/Fae

Mod August - They/Ze/Hx

Mod Etho - He/Ze/E

Mod Cute Guy - He/Hyr/Cute

Mod Feng Xin - He/Xe

Mod Mu Qing - He/They/Fab

Mod Paren - He/Hem/Ruxt

Mod Xvian - Hx/He/Hi

Mod Pikio - Zir/E/Hx

Requests are open! ᯓ★ CREDITS TO :

@dreamyfalls for the Pin intro graphic (sorry for the tag I saw that you wished to be tagged for credit !)

And credit to rotten puppet for the dividers, pfp and the banner !

[gladiatorcunt]

- MOLTEN LAVA CAKE / IV.

when i get to heaven, please let me bring my man

cw: kinktober prompt (creampie), unprotected sex & playing fast and loose with it’s possible consequences, yandere behavior, age gap (reader 20’s, capitano & zhongli 50s, baizhu 40s), power imabalance, non con somno (childe), dub con, innocence kink & lowkey medical malpractice (baizhu), reader has a pussy, implied kidnapping (capitano), if you squint childe & capitano’s sections are connected, frequent breeding kink type talk, manipulation & coercion, implied baby trapping, dead dove do not eat

please do not repost, translate, or feed this work to ai

kinktober 2024

CEO!Zhongli

“Do be quiet, darling.” Zhongli grits, cupping your head with both of his palms and tugging you upwards. “I have no intentions of being an exhibitionist today.”

You arch off his grand wooden desk and gasp at the spark of pain in your neck, but you’d take that over drowning yourself in paperwork any day. Your boss’s cock is ramming into your ass at a porn star’s speed, the wet smacks of flesh slapping against flesh bounce off the one way glass walls.

This situation is the most cliché porn plot in the book though, the distant slightly emotionally unavailable boss bending his secretary over his desk and zipping down their pants. You had been running late that day, you forgot to set your alarm for Mr. Zhongli’s breakfast tea run and you had less cat food than you thought so you had to make a break for the grocery store.

By the time you scrambled in with a steaming cup of your boss’s favorite tea and his stack of reports to review and meeting requests to schedule, the older man was tapping his foot and crossing his arms. He didn’t look disappointed, not quite, but the gentle warmth in his eyes was gone and his small smile was flat.

In your desperation not to lose your job, this was your first and you’re only in your junior year of college, you follow him into his office and set down your things. Your cherry Marc Jacobs tote bag (bought by him, his papers and tea (bought by you with his money), your SINOCULTURAL orchid leather handbag (also bought by him, for variety).

Zhongli wasn’t the kind of pervy boss who’s hit on you before, you guess now that he was just lying in wait. You were the one that draped yourself over his desk with tears in your eyes, desperate and naive and relying on the principle of ‘sex sells’.

He’ll draft up a different beginning to your love story at your wedding.

“You take cock so well, perhaps we’ll have to have a discussion about adding this to your list of duties, hm?”

The condom sliding in and out of your walls makes you want to pout, but you know he has to have one. How he was able to pull a pack from his desk drawer on the spot is beyond you, you’re not quite willing to admit that you’d be so willing to keep your job you’d risk a baby and/or STDs.

“A-ah! Y-yes, sir, whenever you’re available, i-i’ll do anything.” You whisper over your shoulder and push your ass up, wanting the sight of his long cock disappearing under the thick cheeks to be as enticing as possible.

You clutch onto the golden plague bearing his esteemed name for dear life, muffling your sounds into the furniture’s lacquer, and let your boss pour all his stress into your holes. You tried to goad him into taking your ass but he gave you an amused chuckle and a firm pat to each cheek, chiding at you that he’d do it properly another time. He’s a gentleman under his silvered tongue and all his golden scales.

Zhongli seems to get fed up with the condom the closer he gets to his roaring orgasm, and all you’re able to let out in a punched squeal as he sharply pulls out and rips the condom off.

“This damn thing,” He huffs, snarling as he tosses the shredded scraps of plastic to the side, sinking back into your pussy in one go. “There, much better.”

You’re discovering that Mr. Zhongli is not the kind of man who groans unabashedly in the heat of the moment, he's prone to contented sighs and easy laughs. The closest you get to anything animalistic is the guttural grunt he lets slip as you clench around him near the end of his deep thrusts, milking him for all the cum this HR nightmare of a quickie can get you.

“One more thing before you go, be a dear and clean that up for me.” He points a black nail down at the puddle of cum expectantly, somehow having pulled his cock free with a wet flopping noise when you were too dizzy to notice, sinking back into his swiveling chair.

Sugar Daddy!Capitano

Your back hits the hotel wall, softened by Capitano’s hands coming to slide in between you and the surface.

“Mmfh- I’ve never… I’ve never done this before.” You shyly admit as your sighs fade into whimpers, the man’s stubble rubbing on your neck during his rain of kisses.

He laughs and his hot breath hits your pulse point, your heart skips a beat. “So you’ve told me. Don’t worry, you’re nothing but safe with me. I’ve already wired the initial 50,000 for our first meeting to your account, we don’t have to do anything that you are not comfortable with.”

You nod and run your fingers through his black hair, offering up more of your unmarked neck. Of course you’re comfortable, you were so nervous you could die hours earlier, but your first sugar daddy experience has turned out to be the ideal. Capitano made sure you were happy and pliant, offering ten times the amount of what most other men would just for this one dinner. What wouldn’t you be down with doing now?

He nips at your bottom lip, wrapping his burly arms around your chubby thighs and hoisting you up. You wrap your legs around his waist and giggle as you fall onto the bed of the hotel’s presidential suite. You trade sloppy and clumsy kisses for less and less articles of clothing, he places your jewelry and your accessories neatly on the nightstand.

“So you don’t prick yourself or worry about losing them, bambi.” He explains and pulls you into another syrupy kiss.

You lose yourself to fit of giggles as he reverently kisses down your body. The next hour is spent with your new sugar daddy licking your pussy, eating you out like a man would gulp down an oasis after a lifetime of being stranded in the desert. You couldn’t say how many times you flood his awaiting mouth with your juices and seed, but you’ll always remember how his Adam's Apple bobs on every swallow. As if it nourishes him, replenishes his soul from inside and out, warms like a good hearty soup.

Capitano slithers up your body to stroke a finger down your face, “Are you ready for me, honey? You’re spewing like a fountain but we can always just cuddle.”

“No, I'm ready, I want this, want you. Please, Daddy, need your cock.” And your money, but mostly your cock right now.

You settle into your position on your back and spread your legs, you grab the back of your ankles and keep them that way. Bearing yourself for the hungry gaze of a man twice your age.

“Alright, needy love, aren’t you? Here you go.” He coos, lining up his fat dick with your slick entrance and sinking in.

You almost wish you had turned the lights off. The way his massive looks hovering above yours, muscles tense and waiting to be exercised. You don’t have to look down at where his cock feeds your pussy, it’s like you can feel what every nerve and vein is doing and touching in your guts. You’re so glad the conversation about being tested was had on the sugaring app, you’re both clean and on the pill so you thought why not indulge in another first.

“Gorgeous cunt. Worth so much fucking more than 50,000. You like France, bambi? I’ll get you a castle in the countryside, this pussy would look divine getting pounded in one of their foyer’s and over their balconies.” He groans, husky and scratchy, kissing you and grinding his cock deep in your quivering pussy like you just got married.

You have to show him how to take a video of his goopy cum dripping out of your puffy folds, spreading them with your fingers and pushing it back inside.

The next morning, you wake up to a bundle of fresh roses and a calligraphy note on the pillow next to your head. You smile and take it all in, but eventually you tug on last night’s clothes and grab your bag. You grin down at your phone, feeling the butterflies play war drums in your stomach, this going somewhere good. There are times when you can just tell.

The suite door is locked, a man’s voice outside asks if you’re ready to be taken back to the boss’s home. On the way there you look through your bag, a message from your intuition, and your birth control is gone. But there are listings for several foreign properties, with a sticky note attached to the first.

‘Tell me which ones you like when you get home. I have my broker on the phone.”

Stalker!Childe

It’s a routine for him, slip in under your window, sink onto your bed and straddle your sleeping body, and fill you up with his cum until your belly bloats. You’ve never noticed, he’s good at cleaning up. And if you have, you’re docile enough to let him keep at it. Let the rabid wolf keep pawing at your door with bloody paws, leaving a carcass at your feet and doing it all over again the next day.

You know it’s just your boyfriend loving on you in private until you’re ready to go public. He understands you’re shy, a lot of the partners he’s had in the past haven’t exactly been social butterflies, but baby it’s just little ol’ Ajax! He wouldn’t hurt a fly let alone his precious significant other, don’t be silly. He has these kinds of conversations with you through hushed whispers against your ear and trembling fingers slipping under the straps of your tank top.

Ajax always preps you, save for a couple of times in the beginning because he was too excited. He prefers doing it with his tongue, but he does love a good fingerbanging session. He’d never cause any pain that wasn’t fun for the both of you, cross his heart and hope to die. He even brings a back up inhaler that he stole from your pharmacist in case you lose your current one.

He grins as he shimmies you out of your sleepwear, you never much, another sign that you’re meant to be “Shh, lovebug, I hope you’re having the sweetest dreams right now. I’m just stopping by to say hi. I have to be quicker this time, I'm real sorry, bub.”

Some as-gentle-as-possible rough fingerbanging it is.

Ajax keeps his eyes peeled so wide they burn a little as he crooks and curls his fingers in your tight pussy, marveling at your groggy whimpers that sooner than later snowball into light moans.

“You looked stunning in your outfit today, I like looser tops on you. I can see your titties bounce, swear to god. The leggings were a nice touch too, wanted to jog over during your walk and smack the shit out of it. But that’s not the meet cute you deserve, is it cutie?” He grips your face in one hand, the free one that’s not knuckles deep in pussy juice, shaking your head for ‘no’ for you.

“I promise we’re gonna meet soon, it breaks my heart to see you look so lonely, bub.” He’s not fazed when you seem like you’re waking up, he just ‘aw’s and strokes his thumb on your clit until you’ve fallen back asleep. “I can’t wait. I’ve gone over everything a million times, what I’m gonna wear, what I’m gonna say, our first date, our “first” time, I'm so ready for it all with you.”

You’re adorable, your brow is pinching and you’re tossing and turning. Your soft moans become louder and since you’re a heavy sleeper that doesn’t live in an apartment (not that he’d stop anyway, he’s seen how your next door neighbors check you out when you’re not looking), he scissors his fingers and speeds up the thrusts of his hand.

After months of this and vigorous hours at the gym, his wrist has stopped cramping entirely. He slips his free hand under his jeans and clasps it around his leaking dick, jerking himself off as he finger fucks your perfect pussy.

“Oh, there it is, honey.” Ajax gasps, tightening his grip around his painfully hard cock just as your walls tighten around his fingers. “It’s okay, keep going for me, you can do it.”

He times his strokes to the thrusts of his fingers, his breathing in sync with every rise and fall of your chest. You’re so wet, you’re leaking around his digits, your pussy making a sick squelching sound

“Oh fuck! I’m gonna cum baby, just from fingering your pretty pussy.” He pants, circling his thumb over the head of his weep dick and smearing his precum all over his length.

He’s moving so fast his hand is a blur, and he really doesn’t even register the sensation of fucking himself with his fist. Instead what he feels is the way your thighs seize up and your breath hitches, you arch your back off the bed in your sleep and that’s when he knows it’s time.

“Fuck, okay. Lemme get a little closer, lovebug, don’t want any of it to go to waste, right?” He keeps stroking his throbbing cock and blasting his fingers into your pussy, awkwardly trying to find his footing so he can get a good position.

He takes his fingers out of you and his heart squeezes in his chest when your hips buck after them and you whine.

“Here it comes, baby.” Ajax laughs at his own joke, positioning the tip of his dick right against your hole. With a shaky breath and an even shakier smile, he breaches your hole with only that part of himself, loving the way your cunt welcomes it in.

He laughs again when he floods your insides, crossing his fingers behind his back for this one to take. Don’t worry, it’s only a fantasy for now, you should at least have your first date before he knocks you up.

OBGYN!Baizhu

“Just lie back on the exam chair for me and we can begin.” Dr. Baizhu smiles warmly at you as you nervously play with your hands in the clinical room.

You nod, wanting to speak at little as possible. The chair’s paper covering crinkles and creases as you climb onto it, shuffling around before settling into a somewhat comfortable positon lying on your back. You look to Dr. Baizhu on your right, he’s available on your insurance and he has stellar reviews on any site worth trusting you could find. You’re just anxious anyway, and this is something you have to do, it won’t do you any good to get paranoid about all the things that could go wrong in a doctor’s office.

Baizhu’s eyes crinkle in the corners and he takes a seat on one of those rolling black stools. “So I take it that this is your first pelvic exam? Well, then be assured that you’re in good hands. It’s nothing scary, but I need to make sure your vulva and reproductive organs are in perfect working order.”

You laugh awkwardly and mutter back a “I know, I'm fine. Just a little tired, traffic was a nightmare.”

Your nerves already feel like they’re fading away, Dr. Baizhu’s voice is so pleasant and he has such a kind demeanor, you understand why this clinic was so eager to have him. The woman who signed you in was raving that it was his first day after leaving a major hospital, that they were so lucky and you were too.

“Now I'll have you slide down to the end of the table and put your knees in these stirrups, it’s perfectly safe and if you need to take a breather, please let me know.” He croons, allowing you the freedom and comfort to act on your own. He’d never want to make you feel panicked, as if he were forcibly restraining you.

The exams aren’t really a big deal when you’ve gotten over that hump, but Baizhu knows that first times of any variety can be scary. Especially for skittish patients such as yourself, with as much prey drive as a barn bunny being chased by a sheepdog.

You lie there and endure every probe and thoughtful hum. Your vulva is fine and Dr. Baizhu ends that part of the inspection with a quick pat to your mound, his lips twitching as if trying to resist the urge to kiss.

“Okay, now I'm just going to check out your cervix, keep still.” The man hums, smoothing a hand down your right calf from the stirrup to your knee. “You’ll feel some pressure, but nothing painful.”

“Really?” You bite your lip and eye the instruments on the little table by the sink.

Dr. Baizhu chuckles, “Of course. Some patients do experience pain, but it’s not a definite thing, everybody’s different. At most, you’ll feel a tad uncomfortable and exposed.”

So you brace yourself and expect to feel the cold metal of what looks like some kind of forceps. Instead you look down to see your doctor unbuttoning his pants.

He catches your eye and waves off your concern, “Cold metal just seems so abrasive for your first time. You might do better with a more… human approach, something to test how well you can stretch. Don’t worry, I'll put protection on, I'd be a horrible doctor if I didn't.”

Sure enough he slides a latex condom on, covered in tiny holes but you brush it off as being a part of the design. Baizhu’s cock twitches, feeling a sick thrill at how easy you are, at how he can whip his dick out and you’ll believe it’s in your best interest.

He doesn’t release you from the stirrups, and they rattle as he plunges inside inch by inch. Slowly and mind numbingly, to properly gauge your cunt’s ability to expand around the intrusion. You gape up at him, feeling far more than just a tad uncomfortable and exposed. His lips twitch again, torn between maintaining the facade and stuffing your cervix with his cock or breaking character and dipping down to kiss your adorably parted lips.

“I’d give you a piece of candy if that wouldn’t embarrass you. You’re doing great, just relax and the pressure will ease up.”

“Ngh- hah- O-okay, doctor. Thank you for helping me.” You don’t know why you say it, who thanks their doctors for doing a basic exam? But he groans and his hips rush forward all the same.

Your cunt is impossibly tight, which is to be expected but it’s not any less delightful to experience.

The paper underneath you makes you want to claw your eyes out as his thrusts force your back to slide back and forth on it. That, the stirrup straps clacking, and your shared soft pants are the only sounds in the locked room. It’s not as anxiety inducing as you’d expect, the planets in the office orbit around the doctor and as long as they think he’s in an appointment (and isn’t he?) they won’t interrupt. His eyes crease, he promises to give you a home visit when you’re done here, just to be thorough and make good on that promise of candy.

Something sweet for the embodiment of the cavities is in his soul, cunny strangles him tighter than a noose.

Dr. Baizhu shudders as you reflexively clench around his pulsing cock and attempt to kick out your legs only to be held back by the stirrups, “Don’t mind the mess, ‘s all par for the c-course, my dear.”

You squirt on his next thrust, and your tangy juices drip down onto the cold gray floor. The gooey cum that escapes the holes in the condom follow suit and form a little pool. Dr. Baizhu takes several pictures of your seed heavy pussy with his flip phone for medical reference.