#nonask

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Fun fact that, in Denmark, the National Museum has put together a reference collection of LARP (Live Action Role Playing) coins, because archaeologists started finding them in digs and got really confused!

One campaign, Legendernes Verden (World of Legends), minted 10.000 of their tin coins for a one-week LARP, and since they, and most other home-minted LARP coinage, use old Danish coinage terms on their creations, the confusion is both understandable and hilariously complete.

Here's an example:

Those in the know would immediately recognise the inscription "Narabond" as a location withing the fictional Danish LARP world 'Niraham'. Those not in the know would be endlessly puzzled, as it looks perfectly reasonable for, for example, a medieval coin.

[melissatitanium]

WELCOME TO HELL.

I hope everyone enjoys their stay! :3

[agodandhissnakelings]

rummaging around in the cupboards of his little dollhouse;

"IDITE. THIS SHIT, LIKE, WENT OUT OF DATE 12 YEARS AGO. WHAT THE FUCK."

[useless-denmarkfacts]

I remember discovering the fire of Notre Dame on tumblr, so I'm very sorry to inform everyone that the Danish Stock Exchange in Copenhagen, completed in 1625, is burning. Its unique spire has fallen, and as the building is, to a larger degree than Notre Dame, made of wood, mortar, and stucco, there may be very real structural damage. As you can see from the image, they were in the process of restoring it, just as it was the case with the church. Very real reconsideration should be done to how we restore very old buildings if we keep setting them on fire during the work.

People off the street have been seen running into the building and bringing out historical art pieces, primarily paintings. If you are close by, DO NOT do this! I know it appears the heroic thing to do, but no human life is worth the risk to save a painting, no matter how significant.

Before all this:

[melissatitanium]

pinned will be updated occasionally :)

all asks will be sent to in-universe versions of their characters unless specified otherwise! meaning they have no knowledge of anyone outside their canon world.

these are the main four that will be popping up most frequently! (mel, draco, oryx and trout respectively.)

[a-different-way-of-life]

“…Well, back to sleep.”

❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🩶🩶

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Sweden, please pull yourself together and burn the damn straw goat. The gods demand a sacrifice!

10/10 no comments

[ask-englishibar-kids]

Happy New Year :oP

[piningpercussionist]

why don’t u ask your discord server people for one to be stepehen?

It's come up before! But if no one feels like they could do him well, or run him on top of other blogs they may have, then that's simply the way it is.

Ehhh besides, it'd be fun for there to be more people in the scope of this maybe, I think. Idk. I'm enjoying getting to see other people's love of the media; more people to theoretically engage with is just appealing to me I guess.

[ask-monstercraft]

back from the dead

asks open, more to come

[askingkyborg]

//nonask

Stinky crossing!!!

[useless-denmarkfacts]

A Guide to Coldbowl

It's the 1st of May, meaning it is summer in Denmark. That means it's COLDBOWL SEASON, PEOPLE! 🎉

But for you, yes you, unfortunate non-Danish person, coldbowl may be an unexplained mystery. Fear not! Here comes the Admiral's Official Guide to Coldbowl:

First off, Denmark has a LOT of milk. We have so much milk we got tired of drinking it normal, so we made new variations, which included deliberately souring it. Don't knock it till you try it!

... and then there's kærnemælk. Fuck kærnemælk.

Anyway! Coldbowl is a wonderful substance made from thickmilk, a type of soured full-fat milk (or also kærnemælk, but not in this house), that's then whisked with eggs and has lemon juice and vanilla added in. It's (somehow) shelf-stable, and typically enjoyed cold in a bowl (bet the name's a real mystery now, eh?) with gentlemen of the court - no, not people, they're dried sweet round cookies, come on, pay attention.

OR you can enjoy it fresh from the fridge in a cup, like I do! It's refreshing and delicious, like.... well, like a really fucked up milk version of lemonade, I guess.

So be brave! Try some coldbowl next time you're in Denmark!

Just, uh... watch those cookies. They can break your teeth.

Yum yum!

P.S. You could also put fresh fruit in it, but let's be honest, why would you want to do that to the fruit? Save that for the cream, come on now!

[mank1ndsbadhab1t]

LOCK THE DOORS AND CLOSE THE BLINDS, WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE

HELLO, RABBITS. YOU ALL KNOW WHO IT FUCKING IS. MAN KIND'S BAD HABIT, THE LOATHSOME, GOLIATH, ALL THAT JAZZ.

YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD? HA! HELL NO. THE CYCLE ALWAYS REPEATS. YOU MAY HAVE WON LAST ROUND BUT I'M ALWAYS HERE.

SO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW.

Ran By Granite Mun

@granitespider

Habit and Evan Blog! Crossovers welcome!

Habit is possessing Evan in this because it's his most iconic appearance. Evan will make a few appearances but it'll mostly be Habit.

WARNING: THIS IS A HABIT BLOG, ITS GOING TO BE FUCKED OCCASIONALLY. Possible tws: Murder, Gore, Death of Animals, Cannibalism, Harm of Children, Death of Children

I will tag and tw them as they appear. If anything accidentally doesn't get tagged, alert me and I will fix it.

OOC Posts will look like this and be tagged as #Granite Mun Speaking

HABIT WILL SPEAK IN ALL CAPS while Evan will not.

#🐇Little Rabbits -> Habit Asks

#🐇Bad Habits -> Habit NonAsks

#🔪Another Iteration -> Evan Asks

#🔪No Control -> Evan NonAsks

#Win A Rabbit -> Lore

Character Info

Habit

Name: Unknown

Aliases: Man Kind's Bad Habit, The Loathsome, Mr. H, Goliath, Regards, Yours

Age: Unknown

Gender: Unknown (Any Pronouns)

Alignment: Chaotic Evil

Status: Immortal

Lore: A demonic entity responsible for some of the worst of humanity. Able to possess people and keep them alive even after sustaining life-threatening injuries. Uses humans to commit atrocities and has a particular fondness for using Evan as a vessel. Chaotic, insane, and violent.

Evan

Name: Evan Myers

Age: 22 (Birthday November 22)

Lore: Stuck in a loop of death and rebirth. A massive horror fan and passionate about knives. Originally was born in Centralia, Pennsylvania in the 60s but was reborn twice now. Technophobe and struggles to use technology. Habit has been with him for several iterations, even back in the 70s.

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Might I also suggest:

Danes

things swedes hate

confrontation

people who dont wait in line when entering the bus

slask

themselves 

slask

[storms-call]

"Her angel's face, As the great eye of heaven shined bright, And made a sunshine in the shady place."

I have always been here. Since the first droplet of rain fell. I am the helm of the ship. I am the deepest pits of the ocean. I am the eye of the hurricane.

Ran by Granite Mun

Ooc will look like this and be tagged #Granite Mun Speaking

Warning: Religious topics will be discussed as this is an DC Angel OC. There will be NSFW and Suggestive content in this blog. Both will be tagged.

#Storms Call for Nonasks

#Lightning Echoes for Asks

Character Details:

Name: Ananiel, aka Angel of Water and Storms

Personality: Temperamental, Confident, Dedicated, Eloquent, Loyal, Conceited, Insensitive, Rigid, Vindictive

Pre Fall Appearance:

Post Fall:

NSFW Alphabet ft Kink List

[useless-denmarkfacts]

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