#nonbinary tea is valid

[hunterofdeer]

this tiny ass taxidermy shrew is so fuckin funny to me

[ambivalentatmosphere]

"This is a really cute Pokémon, though!" Leo says, holding his Shroomish in his arms. He looks joyful for a change, a miracle!

"Also, it's they/them because fungi have no concept of binary gender. It's not up to us to question, it's up to us to accept."

[nonepointone]

Got severely checked for my vanity today and you know what… they were right to do so

[mobiused]

#Yves 1st EP [LOOP] Concept Photo

[jonathanlapaglia]

cam is like an animal crossing villager like hes just there, vibing.. says a funny line here and there

[versacethotty]

convinced eureka would work for westboro baptist church if they simply asked her to. she can't turn down an offer for shit… 😭😭

[chromaticaberrant]

i think if i was a pkmn trainer and had an absol that we would have matching septum piercings. not because i would MAKE it get one, but because absol has the vibe that once it saw that was a thing you could do you wouldnt be able to STOP it from getting one

[wolves0nmars]

im obsessed with this fictional man becasue i think if he was real he would validate my non binary tea

[overthegardenwirtt]

cabaret 1993 dares to ask the question: what if we had a greek chorus to explain and reflect on the events of the show but he was just one guy and he had sooooooo much valid nonbinary tea

[deirdreskye]

getting really into wearing a binder lately because my nonbinary tea is valid

[benwvatt]

for the weekend sleepover ask game: what are your favorite Grey's headcanons?

aaaaahhhh beachy i love chatting with you! <3

i need alex & jackson & april to move in together and be, like a weird group of 3. sort of a grover-percy-annabeth or a katara-sokka-aang in terms of the cheesy couple and their weird best friend who has emotional regulation issues but, like, needs hugs. he just also needs you to be chill so he doesn't feel embarrassed. and when he's sick he also wants japril to watch movies with him and make him chamomile tea

jackson fell first but april fell harder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can we please give matthew some actual character development because i would LOVE to see him actually grow & develop. I'm an exchristian and I really loved the episode where matthew & april talked about her not being a virgin because I found it very insightful and lovely.

I am team-matthew's wife never dies and april never marries matthew and he actually gets to grow as a human being. also he gets to be happy.

I always loved April as christian representation because she is a christian but is so kind (and I also headcanon that she has very complex feelings about christianity and the struggle against god. I can see her partly deconstructing.)

I am team-everyone lives AU. teddy and henry were CUTE. so were teddy and alison, and merder (who are not, like, my absolute favorites but I want them to be happy and I want derek to become a better person, not die because he reached for his phone while turning his truck.)

IF SAMUEL HAD LIVED AND JAPRIL COULD HAVE GOTTEN A STORYLINE ABOUT RAISING A DISABLED KID !!!! IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD DISABILITY REP!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am also team "Link and Amelia get back together" because I LOVE their romance and am so mad they broke up

I realize not all of these are headcanons. this is just a list of what I want to see. WHATEVER???

nonbinary callie because [gestures at sara ramirez in all their glory]

CALLIE AND ARIZONA SECOND WEDDING TO RENEW THEIR VOWS

also mark & lexie live happily ever ever ever after and they dance at the second wedding <3

okay we both love japril so also

Jackson is really good at crosswords and April is so fucking pissed at him for it

April (with Jackson's consent) yells at Jackson's dad for being terrible and Jackson becomes weird best friends with April's dad. They drink beer and listen to country songs and talk about, like, spirituality and god and soccer games and cherry pie recipes. Jackson learns how to drive a tractor and he meets Jackson, the pig April named after him, which the Kepners refuse to kill because HE IS NAMED A HUMAN NAME.

They also talk about April's embarrassing cute childhood (Jackson has 65353 pictures on his phone) and Jackson ALSO yells at April's family for making her feel embarrassed. Kids with disabilities and braces don't need to be shamed and mocked.

Jackson becomes friends with April's dad because he gets to have a dad (well, aside from Webber, who is also a nice dad figure) who loves him for HIM :'))))))))))))))

it's very healing and wonderful. he totally cries on mr. kepner's flannel shirt.

Jackson keeps his lucky pencil from med school and fucking signs his marriage certificate with it. (Office person voice: Sir, that's not valid. We need BLACK or BLUE PEN.)

JACKSON AND APRIL START A GLOBAL HEALTH NONPROFIT

Can we please have an April-centric storyline about why the US military fucking sucks and she had a nice time with them but was also, uh, IN THE MILITARY

April goes to her med school reunion and is like, "oh? this guy? yeah, whatever, he's super famous. mostly he just makes me tea and hangs out with our kids, I don't think of him as an AVERY"

everyone is super impressed. jackson is silly and goofy and eats hors d'ouevres with her

can we please get a Reed Lives AU because I LOVE REED (mostly because i am gay and i think she has cool hair) and I want to see more of her and April's friendship.

marginally off-topic rant but: the San Francisco episodes where they're doing the board exams and japril has sex in the bathroom? MY HEADCANON - VERY SLIGHT - IS THAT THEY WOULD JUST HAVE SEX ON THE COUNTER, NOT GO INTO THE STALL AND SLAM THE DOOR SHUT

BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO LOCK THE STALL AND HAVE SEX IN THERE IF THE MAIN BATHROOM DOOR IS ALREADY LOCKED?????????

also, april totally takes kickboxing lessons after beating up that guy at the bar (at the boards) and Jackson is just Very Turned On by his cool friend who, like, comes home from kickboxing all SWEATY? and BRUISED? taking off the tape around her hands and peeling off her tank top to get in the shower? it's really hot and he's very confused.

[frauleinsallyballs]

Fellas is my nonbinary tea still valid if we get out our dicks and stroke together?

[kitc0nn0r]

tanner buchanan’s nonbinary tea is so valid

[heateron]

is egon schiele's nonbinary tea valid

[versacethotty]

don't want to play armchair psychologist but I can sense that there's REAL pain in her voice. her grandmother must've wanted her family to switch from catholic to jehovah…

her voice cracking BTIXH/?/!!/

[ju4ncito]

they were validating nonbinary tea back in 2013