#not like. a believable human.
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miss when anya taylor joy looked like a human woman and not if a borzoi was cursed by a witch to look like if brandy melville had a humansona
#she looks like if a russian child billionare lived off of cigarettes and iced coffee#not like. a believable human.#txt
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tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass
#''yeah haha i just never really cared about clothes growing up'' free roaming eggs are on sale this weekend#can you believe that having a body you actually like to look at in the mirror makes you want to put good clothes on it too?#surely this is uncharted territory in the mapping of human experiences
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One of my all time biggest pet peeves with historical(ish) fantasy is when the writer constructs a religion with a clear bias that it's stupid and false and therefore only the Stupid People and/or commoners believe in it and all the smart/elite main characters are like, quasi-atheists or otherwise just routinely flout established religious conventions of orthodoxy and/or orthopraxy because they're Too Smart for it or etc.
It's usually an extension of assumptions that people in the past were just less intelligent than in the contemporary, just being like "I know that the sun is a star millions of miles away that the earth orbits, but this ancient religion describes it as a chariot flying through the sky" and not really bothering to learn the context and just (consciously or subconsciously) settling on 'that's a crazy thing to think and was probably believed in because they were Stupid'.
And that whole attitude pisses me off so much. People were as 'smart' 10,000 years ago as they are today. These beliefs aren't just desperate, random flailing to explain phenomena that could not directly be accounted for either, it's not like people just looked at the sun and went "Uhhh I don't know what the fuck that thing is, actually. I guess it might be a chariot or a boat or something?? Yeah let's go with that." and based entire religious practices on this. Every well-established belief system exists within broader contexts of cultural values/subjective perceptions of reality/knowledge systems/etc, and exist as part of a historical continuum of religious practices that came before. Even when not Materially Correct, they have context and internal logic, they're not always dead literal with zero levels of allegory, and they're never a result of stupidity.
#I think you're failing at good worldbuilding and also just like. Idk failing at being an understanding human being willing to learn about#people different from yourself when you approach writing religion from a 'uhhhh what's some random stupid shit people believed in#2000 years ago' angle#Like make an effort to understand the logic and worldviews and value systems that informed these practices before you synthesize your own
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Sky practically called Viktor a fruitcake and then faded away. That is queen behaviour.
#listen i understand that she meant 'you won't miss our talks bc you won't have feelings such as grief guilt and hope for humanity'#but i prefer to think she was like 'no you won't bitch you gay'#arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season 2#viktor#viktor arcane#sky arcane#they would never make me believe viktor is straight#in every timeline he said#in every timeline he's fruity#jayvik
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How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#jeff fnaf#oswald fnaf#pit bonnie#into the pit#jeff’s pizza#spring bonnie#UNSERIOUS comic time…#it’s so funny Jeff in canon would fall for a deez nuts joke#he fell for ‘Ima Lousirr’ prank call#he didnt even notice until Oswald had to point it out to him#idk who taught pit Bonnie this joke#maybe he learned on his own on his quest to appear like a normal human#can’t believe he’d take Jeff out like that in TOTALLY real canon#Jeff don’t unbelievably dirty#yes this comic is an excuse to draw Jeff again 🩵
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"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.
"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."
Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.
"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.
"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."
MICE.
Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.
-What have I done to deserve this.
Enjoy your lessons Tim-
His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.
#small bit#i genuinely have been imagining bits where danny comes in as a classroom setting and just has a bunch of teen vigilantes and heroes#he records his lessons and offers them out so that if any other teen heroes not jl affiliated want some advice they can access it#danny phantom#dc comics#tim drake#dick grayson#fic idea#gonna call this vigilante tutor danny au#vigilante tutor danny au#danny fenton#dpxdc#in this au danny works more with JLD as a human and as an adviser to JL in general#but he actually likes focusing on his college degrees and learning magic on the side#he doesnt crack out his ghost form unless for emergencies or handling things in the Realms#none of the batfamily believed Dick when he said Danny was gonna have valuable advice for teen heroes#tim listens and realizes how much of this applies to him specifically#this sort of ties into the post i made about dc timelines with dp#roommates danny fenton and dick grayson
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Okay, but please consider being a Zoan Cat user and accidentally getting “adopted” by a pirate crew after being mistaken for a regular ass cat. You honestly thought they knew you were a human at first, and by the time you realized they didn’t, it had been long enough that revealing yourself would’ve been awkward af, and you were then curious about how long it would take them to figure you out. So instead you stfu and be a relatively good lil��� ship cat.
You get free food, plenty of comfy places to nap in, and lots of scritches and attention from big men who’re surprisingly giddy to have a tiny cat on board. Why on Earth would you want to ruin that??
You get away with it for months. And the ONLY reason you get caught is because someone does something so unbelievably dumb that you absentmindedly say out loud “Damn, we’re really reaching new levels of stupid here.” You could hear a mouse fart in stunned silence that followed as you realize your inside thought did NOT stay inside, and now you want nothing more than to just disappear into the floor.
Shockingly enough, you’re forgiven and continue on as the ship cat; except now you can properly converse and interact with everyone. HOWEVER you’re still subjected to being picked up and held out towards everyone like Simba whenever you’re fully transformed into a cat lmfao
#i strongly believe that in the case of the red hair pirates you accidentally reveal yourself to shanks within the first week#but he was so drunk at the time of the interaction he honest to god thought the whole thing was a dream and disregarded it as such#it’s only later when you’re revealed to be a human that he’s like ‘ah shit you mean that WASN’T a dream??’#doesn’t matter which crew you end up with there will be at least one dude who always picks up up and squeals ‘KITTYYYYUH!!’#like caseoh lmfao#how can anyone be mad at you for lying by omission tho?? ur jus a cute lil kitty~ :3#if you’re with the whitebeard pirates ace and marco are your favorite people by default cuz WARMTH#men with fire powers = PERFECT bed for kitty to sleep on lol#one piece x reader#shanks x reader#luffy x reader#portgas d ace x reader
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MA! THERE'S A FUCKED UP LOOKING POKEMON IN THE BACKYARD!
#art#digital art#fanart#mp100#mob psycho 100#mp100 fanart#pokemon#ekubo#dimple#shigeo kageyama#mob#espurr#brooooo dimple is fuglyyyy#More headcannons#His gigantamax form is gold#He's willing to communicate pokemon needs when he feels like it#He came into existence believing that because he has a unique coloring and ability to speak to humans that he was specially sent by Arceus#god sent if you will#so he spends the whole time refusing to obey humans#until he met shigeo#he was willing to be shigeo's pokemon because he mob saw him as he was and accepted it#and dimple knows that if he ever feels like he doesnt want to be shigeo's pokemon anymore shigeo will willingly release him
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Rough refsheet for the Amalgamation! He's got a pretty flexible design.
#oc#ocs#godverse#kasifer#ref#refsheet#character design#artists on tumblr#my art#art#i guess the rules are that theres at least 3 pairs of legs and 5 heads and 1 set of wings#i cant believe i designed kasifer for like half a year only to replace it with a cool bird i made up in 20 minutes#and am having a lot more fun drawing#the glasses i add to humanize him a bit more so he seems less scary than he is#but i slso like this idea for canon vcgxhfhvjgjc kas wears 10 small pairs glasses as amalgamation so people dont run away in terror
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ngl at scene where superman saves the woman on the bridge, when he's just in the air and the light is just shining behind him like he's a beacon of hope, I literally started to cry a little because of how much hope literally filled my body just from that shot alone
#like he truly is a symbol of hope and love you guys#i literally embodied that meme 'girl who is going to be ok' at that moment because of how good that scene alone made me feel#thank you david corenswet and james gunn for making me believe in humanity and goodness again#superman#superman 2025#superman spoilers#dc#dcu#dc universe#clark kent#kal el
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"Ever Burning Bond" wrap it up man 💔
#spideytorch#this is crazy like i can not believe this exists#just make them canon atp#peter parker#johnny storm#spiderman#human torch#marvel comics#marvel rivals
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those newer fans can't possibly understand, having years of super dramatic and depressing depictions of stanley pines' fake death, only for us to get a silly straw dummy and the worst acting stan has done in his entire life
(altho i suppose months of everyone hc-ing that ford wore a turtleneck 24/7 because he's ashamed of his scars, only for us to get all-star tattoo-ed comes pretty close)
also an au where gf cops were slightly more competent and stan ends up being the prime suspect in his own murder because a man mysteriously dies after meeting his estranged twin who suddenly is inviting people to his murder hut....
#stan pines#stanley pines#the car crash and turtleneck reveal kinda feels like 'whoa there you guys are too angsty here have a joke'#which makes tbob even more ajddkgk with the tapes+aftermath and wheel of shame#....kinda curious how many mob bosses stan managed to piss off over the years#honestly a clever idea would be having that skeleton we see in tots inside the straw dummy#do you think the dummy's face is a photo or did stan draw it#is the car ford's or did stan steal some random one#he knows that it'd be more believable if he used his el diablo but hell no!!!#i know some people hc-ed that stan made a paper clone to fake his death but like#ignoring how that's infinitely more morbid akshdksa that always bugged me cos like. the clone is made of paper and#still wouldn't leave human remains behind in a fire#i think alex offhandly mentioned that stan happened to buy the copier at a rando garage sale or something#ford actively searching for anomalies vs stan just stumbling upon them and being 100% oblivious despite knowing about weirdness
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you know what i think Mirabelle deserves to get a little fucked up freaky in how she processes learning about Siffrin’s loops post-canon. for fun. as a treat
thinking about this line in particular and stretching out the implications like taffy

this is a more romanticized, cutesy facet of her interests but she’s still framing Siffrin’s situation through storytelling. so like. What If.
i mean. this woman loves horror and gore and monsters and horrible things happening to innocent people. IN FICTION. in fiction!!! obviously!!!! and it’s beyond terrible that something even remotely close to any of that happened to her real friend in real life!!
BUT.
maybe. maybe sometimes, if the conditions are right, she gets a little too wrapped up in her imagination about the bloody, awful poetry of it all. maybe Siffrin tells a joke that's a little too dark and gory for anyone else, borderline or full-on Concerning, but she latches onto it without thinking about the Implications and plays along with increasing gruesomeness because FINALLYYYYY someone will play with her in the Horror Space (like Isabeau does in the romance space!!) and then. OOPS. the implications!!!! and she has to recalibrate out of Fun With Fiction mode into Oh No, My Friend Underwent A Horrifying Ordeal mode.
but being able to joke about things, even the awful things, is...kind of comforting, to Siffrin. makes them feel less like they're being babied and pitied and more like what happened was something...normal, almost? something that doesn't have to feel like the end of the world all over again every time it's mentioned, at least. so he tries to reassure her, and Odile and Isabeau have to go “actually can you PLEASE not joke about dying horribly it’s freaking us out and also might not be the Best for you? mentally???”
maybe Mirabelle will get a little Too Into trying to weave meaning and symbolism into the scant details that Siffrin gradually reveals, like she’s trying to finish the orange poem all over again, or eagerly meddling with the romantic reunion of the two actual people in the House with undelivered bonding earrings, writing their story for them without their input.
it’s easier to justify the tragedy of it all when it has a purpose, isn’t it? finding the beauty in the darkness, the love powerful enough to end the world. romanticizing the horrors until her friend can talk about them without shutting down.
and she feels guilty about hearing something and immediately thinking “ohhhhhhh this is JUST like Blorbo From My Novels,” because she should treat Siffrin’s situation with the gravity and care he deserves!! they’re a real person, not a character who exists for entertainment, to represent the ~themes~ of some story.
but if she admits as much…maybe Siffrin is safe to admit that he had started seeing the rest of them as actors, endlessly reciting their lines. maybe that’s just how people process things sometimes, grasping for metaphors when unfiltered reality gets to be too much. maybe it’s okay to talk about that part of it all, too.
#mypost#isat spoilers#is this. is this anything.#much more nervous about this mira post because the basis for it is. tenuous maybe. have not seen something approaching this take Anywhere#thinking about the healer stereotype of being soft and warm and loving#but in reality 'healers' being exposed to the brutal bloody truth of human fragility and anatomy#she's a fighter. she's a healer. she reads the most fucked up gore you can imagine#she's anxious to the point of trembling like a chiuahua sometimes but dammit she WILL stand her ground when it counts#and MAYBE her first avenue of processing the horrors of reality is to revel in the horrors of fiction!#is this a good/healthy approach for her OR siffrin? mmmmmmmaybe not!#but like. idk. i feel like people write Mirabelle as less capable of handling the messiest parts of Siffrin’s recovery#on account of her anxiety. and i get that liking gore in fiction is VERY MUCH not the same as being chill & level headed about it#when faced with the real thing in the context of someone you care about#odile is logical and level headed. isabeau is a pillar of comfort and has defender training. i get why they’re the go-to’s#so! fair enough! but she IS also a fighter and a healer#who is absolutely resolute when something matters to her#i wanna give her more credit for her ability to step up in messy situations#and also. for fun. make her a little Weird about it too.#isat#isat thoughts#mirasif qpr#isat mirabelle#isat siffrin#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#bonnie not mentioned in the gory joke scenario bc i believe siffrin would have the restraint to not do that when they’re around#but not be QUITE as conscious about what’s gonna fly with the adults
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YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS
YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!
seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT
(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)
#art#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 10 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 10 spoilers#omg they're real#hey twst as long as you're pandering directly to me#che'nya card for riddle's chapter??????#it's not going to happen. but. WHAT IF#anyway i suppose they could get this one out a bit faster since the tweel sprites already exist#let's hope for a non-ob octozul cameo too! 🤞#as much as i want to see him though i do think it would be extremely funny if his dream were just#everything's the same in the coral sea except he's in human form the entire time#no real reason he just feels like it#chapter 10 though! the hype!#floyd is one of the characters i can't even begin to imagine what his dream might be#(the other one is ace) (i got a couple theories for him but floyd i just have NO idea)#i know it might just be for the diptych but i am VERY intrigued by the implication that the twins might be having the same dream#they're both dreaming about the time they teamed up to ruin some couple's cute rowboat date#and you know what. i believe it.
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Really badly need fic of ART in a human-form bot body (in some situation where there's reduced feed capacity so it can't just ride along with MB) and hanging off of MB physically the way it always does in the feed and neither of them really notice or think it's remarkable because like. Duh. They're always huddled up next to each other. But their humans are losing their minds because what do you MEAN ART-bot is just shoving into MB's space like that and it doesn't care at all. At some point Ratthi is like wow you two seem like youve gotten so much closer since that whole debacle with the target planet! And MB just stares at him blankly like what do you mean. ART ignoring my personal space so it can watch what I'm doing is normal. And so Ratthi just has to sit there vibrating and not saying anything while ART-bot physically drags MB around by the arm and MB inexplicably allows this to happen.
#really important that like. theyre NOT snuggling theyre NOT holding hands.#ART-bot is leaning over MB to look at its portable display surface obnoxiously and stealing shit out of its hands#MB is picking up ART-bot and tucking it under its arm and carting it away to safety while ART-bot yells for Seth to intervene#unfortunately tho i do think in this scenario the realistic outcome would more be along the lines of#MB having really agressive Miki flashbacks and totally shutting down emotionally and refusing to look at or acknowledge ART-bot#in a way that ART would find extremely upsetting#so theyre actually sitting as far apart as possible on the shuttle while ratthi has 'anyone who doesnt believe machine intelligences have#emotions needs to be in this very uncomfortable room right now' flashbacks#murderhelion#tmbd#i just think that the humans are soooo invested in art and mbs relationship in ne#and they dont even KNOW how all up in each others business the two of them are#so it'd be fun for them to get to like. SEE what theyre up to all the time.
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conflating diaspora jews with the actions of the israeli government is not okay, yes, but have you considered it's not okay to conflate israeli jews with them either
#listen. no hate to diaspora jews. y'all are suffering unimaginable antisemitism rn.#but as an israeli it makes me so mad how they're always the only ones leftists care about when it comes to antisemitism if even#“nooo guys we can't be mean to diaspora jews because of isnotreal it's antisemitic and wrong!”#“israelis? now those are completely fine to harass and wish death upon <3”#people just straight up don't see us as humans deserving of basic decency i think#when they at very least pretend to or believe they like diaspora jews#leftist antisemitism#antisemitism#israel#jumblr
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