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nakylvr · 10 months ago

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— HEARTBEAT

megan meiyok skiendiel (katseye) x fem!reader

genre: fluff

summary: fluff prompt 1(one bed trope) from my 100 follower event OR you take megan out of town for a concert, and when you get to your hotel it's only then you realize there's only one bed

warnings/tags: language, one bed trope, non idol!megan, , wlw, post concert confessions, best friend!megan, friends to lovers

main masterlist | katseye masterlist

this came out longer than i intended it to be im so sorry but! here ya go

there had to be a mistake. surely, there was a mistake made along the way, somehow, for this to happen. you were sure you did it right, there was no way this could possibly happen!

you were driving out of town for a concert with your best friend, megan. the whole drive was great, and you made it in time for the concert which was even better. exhausted as could be after the concert, you two made it to your hotel where you remember vividly asking for a room with two beds. well, when you two walked in, you were met with only one bed.

both of you stopped in your tracks once looking at the room, and you wanted to scream. how did this even happen? you asked for two beds yet there's only one? what the hell was up with that?

"jesus christ," you sighed, tossing your bag on the small couch in the room. "i vividly remember asking for a room with two beds, god," you groaned quietly.

"do you think they gave us the wrong key?" megan questions, also putting her bag on the couch and glancing around the room.

"maybe," you shrug your shoulders. "but, it's already past midnight, i doubt they'd give us another room at this hour," you sigh again, rubbing your hands over your face. "i can sleep on the couch, i don't mind."

"what?" megan responds, looking at you like you're crazy. "no! you are not sleeping on this crappy couch. we can share the bed, okay?"

due to you not looking over at her, you fail to see the look on her face that borders anxiety nervousness, and happiness of this mistake. "okay," you grumble out. "i'm gonna change," you add, finally looking away from the bed and walking over to your bag, grabbing it and heading into the bathroom.

megan watches out of the corner of her eye as you close and lock the bathroom door, and she lets out a breath she hadn't realized she had been holding. while she genuinely doesn't know how this happened, only having one bed in the room, she couldn't lie and say she wasn't a little bit happy that it happened. why? just the fact that she's had a crush on you for multiple years now but was too scared to say anything about it. so, for this to happen made her think she had an opportunity. whether or not she took it was the real determining factor.

you take longer than expected in the bathroom, which gives megan enough time to change into her night clothes which were a pair of short shorts and a large oversized t-shirt, sitting on the bed with the tv on watching some random program while trying to figure out the different channels through the small paper guide that was in the bedside table on her side. you walk out of the bathroom and see her already changed and on the bed, and you set your bag back down on the couch before slowly approaching the bed. despite the multiple occasions you've seen megan in night clothes, there's something about seeing her this time that makes your heart start beating faster and you can feel an odd anxiety set through your body as you reach the bed.

"can you figure this out? this guide is so confusing! can't hotels just have streaming services?" megan says as soon as you reach the bed, holding the paper tv guide towards you.

you take the guide from her hands and glance over it before shrugging your shoulders. "i dunno," you say in response.

megan groans dramatically and falls back against the bed, her head hitting the pillows. "i hate cable tv!"

"i know," you chuckle lightly at her antics, finally sitting down on the bed beside her. the bed seems smaller now that you're in it next to megan, and you can't help but glance over at her and realize just how close you two were. the bed was a queen size, which was nice, but it also meant it was basically the perfect fit for you two to sleep in next to each other. you toss the tv guide on your bedside table and plug your phone into the charging outlet before grabbing the remote and changing the station.

"hey! i was watching that!" megan whines, turning her head to look up at you.

"no you weren't," you shake your head as you reply.

"you're such a bully!" megan complains, rolling over onto her side to face you and look at you better. "you take me to a concert for my birthday just to bully me after it?" her voice has a joking tone in it that you notice.

"uh-huh," you nod your head, trying to fight the smile beginning to form on your face. "you know i wouldn't bully my best friend."

the smile on megan's face disappears for a split second at 'best friend' coming from your mouth, but it makes its way back when you glance over at her. she can't tell if you're nervous whatsoever about having to share a bed with her even though you two are close, and judging by your reaction earlier you might even be upset with it, which makes her retreat further from saying what she wanted to say. she knows she should, that it would make her feel better rather than keeping it inside for as long as possible, but, she has a fear of losing you. you were kind enough to drive with her out of town for a concert for her birthday and ensure she was okay the whole ride up here and even during the show. but, were you kind enough to forgive her for having these kinds of feelings for you?

"can i say something?" megan breaks the silence between you two randomly.

"hm?" you look away from the tv and down at her. "yeah, sure, go on." you nod your head, having no idea what she could possibly say.

"you know you're my best friend, right?" megan starts, clearly getting more nervous by how she's looking at the bed now.

"of course," you nod again. "where are you going with this?" you can't help but ask, genuinely confused.

megan sighs and covers her face with her hands, mumbling out what she wants to say, but you're unable to hear it past her hands covering her mouth and how quiet she was in general saying it.

"what?" you question. "meg, i can't hear you when you do that."

"i have feelings for you," megan mumbles barely loud enough to be heard over the tv. "i know you're my best friend and all but i can't help it. it's been a couple of years but i've been too scared to say anything."

your whole body freezes when you hear her words, and you're staring at her with wide eyes that she can't see due to her hands still on her face. it takes you a moment to process what's said to you, and just as you're about to respond, megan starts talking again.

"i-i get it if you don't want to be friends anymore but i thought now would be a good time to say it i guess, i'm sorry,"

"no! don't start apologizing!" you start shaking your head, putting the remote down and grabbing her hands that were covering her face. "let me see you, meg," you say softly.

megan lets you move her hands away from her face and her cheeks are flushed pink at finally confessing her feelings for you, and your gaze on her has her looking at the bed again.

"please look at me," you say. "i'm not upset with you or mad or anything."

"you're not?" megan murmurs, her eyes finally meeting yours.

"no, of course not," you shake your head, moving your hands to cup her face. "i'm so glad you decided to tell me this, but also mad because you totally stole my thunder," you giggle lightly.

"what?" megan looks at you with confusion, but her whole face is bright red now with your hands holding her face.

"well, i had the plan of confessing after the concert, but got kinda distracted by the whole bed thing. guess you took advantage of that, though," you answer, laughing softly.

megan blinks a few times, trying to process your words before her eyes go wide. "wait- are you- you like me?" she stammers out.

"yeah," you nod your head. "why do you think i drove us up here?"

"because you're my best friend?" megan responds, but it comes out sounding more like a question than a statement.

"yes, but more importantly because i like you," you respond. "i wanted you to enjoy your birthday with me, and i hope you did. even with this whole one-bed situation."

"i kinda like the one-bed situation," megan smiles a bit. "i guess this mistake helped, then."

"yeah, i guess," you smile back at her.

you can spot megan's eyes leaving your eyes and down to your lips, before back up to your eyes and you let out a short chuckle before pressing a quick kiss on her lips.

megan's eyes go wide again but a grin forms on her face at the quick kiss, and her arms snake around you and pull you down with her to lay on the bed. the tv is still on but neither of you cares enough as you face each other, big smiles on both your faces. "thank you for doing this for me," megan says quietly.

"it's no problem," you reply in the same voice. "but uh, does this mean we're like, girlfriends now?" you ask.

"do you wanna be?" megan responds with a question.

"i do," you nod.

"then yes," megan's smile somehow gets bigger as she kisses your cheek. "this is the best birthday gift ever. and the bed thing wasn't even on purpose," she giggles.

"i'm glad you had a good day," you smile fondly at her. "we should probably sleep, though. i'll drive us back whenever you wake up."

"oh how i love being a passenger princess," megan jokes. "but okay, as long as you won't wake me up before seven."

"i won't, promise."

"good."

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welcomingdisaster · 1 year ago

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in-universe silmarillion 'rpf' tag simulator

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sweet thingol x reader headcanons 🥺

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underskz · 7 months ago

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➪ LET'S SEE WHO HURTS THE OTHER MORE

➪ seo changbin x cisfem!reader ✩ w.c 3.2k (➪ cheater!choi yeonjun x same reader) — NSFW ✩ 18+ minors dni —

✰ NON-IDOL AU

pov: sick of your boyfriend's lies and infidelity, you've finally decided on your parting gift to both him and yourself...in the form of one of his best friends.

note: uhh i rlly can't explain myself on this one,, i've been listening to too many sad songs and my brain said write a cheating revenge plot fic and write it now >:) so here i am uhhh, going for it... sorry yeonjun ! (i'm not rlly that sorry lmao) also has anyone else noticed that i keep writing for 99s idols,,, even tho they’re not my biases… anywayz the title is from war by keshi lol

warnings: CHEATING like all around everyone's a cheater (except changbin but he's willingly sleeping w his bestie's gf so...), and isn't reader entitled to this 100% valid crash out ?? (i'm kidding...or am i???), toxic relationship, toxic behavior, unsafe sex (no condoms), spit (and a dream) as lube, bad language, slight manipulation from reader but changbin lets it happen lmao (might be a lil into it even), yeonjun is the worst in this….but it’s for the plot!!! i swear !!!!, open/ambiguous ending, excessive use of ellipses bc im dramatic :)

“I’m sorry.”

At least Changbin has the decency to look ashamed, the guilt of covering up for his friend’s transgressions clearly having eaten away at him. He keeps his head low, intent on pretending one of the cracks on the kitchen tiles requires all his attention.

For a moment you consider throwing him out, screaming at him to never come back and to tell Yeonjun to fuck himself into the next century.

There’s a part of you that wants to blame Changbin, because if he was gonna turn around and confess Yeonjun’s infidelity anyway, why didn’t he stop him?

Instead you inhale slowly, exhaling as evenly as you possibly can and swallow down the venom building on the tip of your tongue.

“It’s okay, Bin.” And his head finally snaps up, shocked by your lack of surprise and borderline disinterest. Again you swallow back any scathing comments, a certain numbness swirls through your chest as a dull throbbing in the back of your skull threatens a headache.

“W-What?” He dares to meet your eyes for a second before pinning his gaze somewhere over your shoulder.

“I know, I mean I’ve known. And I know it wasn’t a one time thing.” You sigh, and a part of you wishes that your boyfriend hadn’t trapped his friends in his lies as well.

“You knew Yeonjun was…” He clears his throat harshly.

“Cheating? Yeah, and I guess he hasn't really considered stopping, or at least being subtle about it. And after all those fights and promises to change..I don’t even know what I see in him.” It’s the truth, still unsure why you’ve bothered plodding along in this relationship after catching Yeonjun stepping out on you almost four months ago.

You had found him in the alleyway of a club after he drunkenly called begging for you to come pick him up, only to see him wrapped up in a disgusting lip lock with some other woman with his hands shamelessly wandering.

He hadn’t even apologized, just mumbled over and over again about how he was so drunk, how he thought it was you. At the time you chose to believe it, at the time you still loved him.

But now it’s different, now you’re left wondering how much more you can take, or why you can’t just end it.

Maybe it’s a fear of loneliness, or the pains of having to untangle your life from his after spending almost four years tying them together. Whatever it is, the strings have finally begun to fray, and the last remnants of that naive thought of him changing disappeared the moment Changbin stepped foot into your apartment with that kicked puppy look to him.

And now here you are, staring at your boyfriend’s proclaimed “ride or die”, in all honesty if you were to expect any of Yeonjun’s friends to fess up to the man’s wrongs for him, Changbin wouldn’t have been your first guess. He might be principled and righteous to a fault, but this is a man who would help Yeonjun hide a body no questions asked; morals be damned.

You wonder what the tipping point was, wonder what Yeonjun could’ve done this time around that made Changbin force himself to make that choice.

“How long?” You purse your lips, because even then you had doubted it was the first time, Yeonjun’s lies losing their efficacy somewhere between the third and fourth time you caught him fabricating his whereabouts— and who he was with.

“Um, well.” His eyes begin darting around once more.

“The least you can do is be honest with me…he hasn’t been.” You cross your arms in a poor attempt of trying to brace yourself for whatever Changbin will say. Though your feelings for Yeonjun are practically nonexistent at this point, it wouldn’t make finding out more about his betrayal hurt any less.

“I think the first time was, ah well, it was…” You watch as he clenches and unclenches his fist, clearly conflicted, the morally righteous side barely able to push past his fierce loyalty to his friend.

“Changbin, please.” You sigh, teeth digging into your bottom lip while making your eyes wide just so they’ll begin to water. If Changbin needs you to look like the heartbroken girlfriend to find his voice then so be it.

“Last year, when you were back visiting family…Wooyoung had this party and…”

His words seem to fade away, whisking through one ear and out the other. A year, an entire year of him lying to your face. You feel sick, used up and disgusted at the way you’ve been played like a damn fiddle. Like you’ve meant nothing to him and that all those years you spent in love with him— completely wasted.

Your knees start to buckle, a weak and nauseating feeling twisting in your stomach and Changbin in all his gentlemanly glory quickly catches you, dragging you into a tight hug.

“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I should’ve said something earlier.” His voice cracks, as if he’s the one who’s so despicably wronged you, and you could laugh. It shouldn't be Changbin here with his arms around you, apologizing like his life depends on it. "I-Is there anything I can do?"

It's said so softly you almost don't catch it, and the thought that bursts into your head is so sudden —and rather devious— that it almost doesn't feel like yours. You decide to blame Yeonjun for whatever happens next.

Because there’s a lot that Changbin can do.

"Just...keep holding me." The words come out shakier than you expected, thankful for how tightly he’s holding you, keeping you from falling apart completely. You try to breath slowly, deep inhales and exhales that fill your senses with Changbin’s cologne, the warmth radiating off of him soothing your nerves.

"Yeah, uh, okay...yeah I can do that." He inhales sharply. "Do you wanna sit?"

"Sure." The affirmation coming out as a defeated sigh. And carefully, as if he knows you'll shatter at any moment— he guides you to the couch, letting you sit before settling beside you and slinging an arm around your shoulders.

You let your head fall back, resting upon a firm bicep as you try to make sense of the last few minutes. You consider your options, debating on just how far you’re willing to go in the name of revenge.

It's not fair to drag Changbin further into this, not when Yeonjun has already done a fine job of testing his friend's moral compass— but at the same time the man has been complicit in these lies for a year, looking you in the eyes and laughing with you as if there was nothing amiss. Maybe Yeonjun wasn't the only one who needed to suffer consequences.

But if anything, in some twisted way, this could be a reward for Changbin’s honesty, a thank you and even a favor done for you as a proper apology.

So you inch closer, moving until you're practically seated in Changbin's lap while you wrap your arms around his waist and bury your face into the crook of his neck, stilling as he stiffens in your hold.

For a moment you wonder if you moved too fast. But not even a second later he relaxes, tightening the arm that's already around your shoulders and bringing up his other to run his hand comfortingly up and down your back.

You let yourself melt into him, a tight coil in your chest starting to unravel. It's concerning how safe you feel, seated in the lap of your cheating boyfriend's best friend, maybe your sense of right and wrong and love and affection has been all screwed up courtesy of one Choi Yeonjun.

Yet you’re only allowed to revel in this moment for what feels like only a few minutes, too distracted by the warmth to even think of your next move, of how far you'll go.

Changbin starts to shift under you, his hands retracting and you can't help the needy whine that sounds in your throat. You could care less if it sounds desperate, you're vulnerable after all.

"Bin please, you said you'd hold me."

"I should go." His voice is hoarse, and you pull back just enough to see his eyes darting back between you and the door. "Didn't you say Yeonjun was coming by later?"

"I said he might." And Yeonjun said he would, but you doubted it, these days his promises fell through more often than not. "Who knows anymore, he's probably fucking some other bitch or looking for one."

He frowns at that, and you're unsure if it's your harshness or disappointment over the fact you're most likely right.

"It's just that, I don't think...we should…I should go." He makes a weak attempt to push you off of him, stopping the moment you grab his wrists.

"But I don't want you to." Immediately releasing your hold on him, his hands hover, unsure of whether or not to drop them or to continue holding you.

"Yeonjun is, he's still my friend..." Changbin says carefully.

"And I'm not?" It's not like the two of you met because of Yeonjun, in fact you met Yeonjun through Changbin and a few other mutual friends back during university. But maybe that's what was making him so unsure, the social repercussions. The risk of everything falling apart as if Yeonjun didn’t create this. "I mean...I guess if you really wanna go Bin, I won't...force you to stay."

And slowly you let your eyes crawl up, peering through your lashes as you worry your bottom lip with your teeth before soothing it with your tongue. With a sharp inhale he follows the movement with his eyes, one of his hands thoughtlessly landing on your thigh.

"We shouldn't." His fingers tighten for half a second, eyes darkening by a fraction.

"Shouldn't what? We're not doing anything?" You lean in closer, and closer, until your lips are a measly inch away from each other. "Unless you think we should be?"

He swears under his breath, your name following closely before he seals his lips against yours. And maybe a touch too desperately you scramble to rearrange yourself in his lap, moving until you're straddling his thick thighs and gripping onto his muscled shoulders.

"This is, it’s wrong?" There’s a strain in his words; but it’s barely a question, and one posed more for himself than you.

"You're comforting me, you're being a good friend and comforting me." You drag your lips across his jaw, trying not to grin as he tightly grips at your hips. "I'm hurting, make me feel better?"

"Are you sure?" You meet his gaze, the intention of not wanting to take advantage of your supposed vulnerable state clear in his eyes, because Changbin is (to some degree) a decent man.

"I need you." You keep your voice low, running your hands down his chest before dragging one up to run your fingers through his hair. "Please?"

You tilt your head, watching as he swallows down whatever reservations he has. He looks over you carefully, leaving you to try to not squirm under an unfamiliar intensity in his eyes.

"Fuck, okay yeah I've got you." His fingers slip under the hem of your shirt, a gravelly tone overtaking his words. “I’ll make you feel better, the best.”

And maybe he’s thought about it before, whether it was before you and Yeonjun started your (now regrettable) relationship, or if this was something he had been holding close, a secret that would’ve torn him and Yeonjun’s friendship apart– maybe it’s why he barely put up a fight.

His lips are back on yours, still tentative and a little stiff but you didn’t mind, if anything your ministrations are a mirror image. Unlike some people, you’ve been loyal in your relationship and the nerves of kissing someone new after all this time was beginning to ricochet through your body, your heartbeat turning into a frantic staccato.

“Bin.” You rasp, not sure what you’re trying to say or maybe ask.

“I told you, I’ve got you.” He tugs off his hoodie then shirt before pulling off yours, goosebumps chasing after where his hands trail along your exposed skin. He manages to make quick work of your clothes, stopping you from helping in any way and allowing you to admire the way his muscles jump and move as he undresses you.

He keeps you in his lap, now stripped bare while he sits in his gray sweats with a less than conspicuous tent forming in them. You feel your mouth dry with anticipation, with nerves.

“Kiss me.” And he obeys, licking into your mouth eagerly, whatever hesitation held before long gone. It’s easy falling into Changbin’s ministrations, soothing in a way you can’t explain, and most of all, thrilling to be so craved.

You press yourself against him, unable to stifle the shiver at the sensation of heated skin against heated skin, delighting in the way he kneads his calloused fingers up your thighs. Your mind races with anticipation, trying not to let the fact it’s been weeks, maybe closer to months since you’ve gotten any action.

Before you can even register it, he’s pushing you away, maneuvering you until your back is against his chest and your legs are forced to fall apart as they land on either side of his.

“Better this way.” He grunts, a hand coming up to cup at your breast while the other drags up your inner thigh.

“Changbin.” You snake a hand back until you're gripping the back of his head, dragging him forward enough to catch his bottom lip with your teeth. “Hurry.”

Mercifully he wastes no time, bringing thick fingers up to your mouth and obediently your lips fall open. Pinning your gaze to his you make a show of flattening your tongue against his digits and dragging the muscle upwards oh so slowly.

“Fucking, you-”

He interrupts himself, lips diving forward to meet yours, his tongue shoving into your mouth with reckless abandon. He swallows down each and every little moan and whine he draws out of you.

But with far more finesse his fingers press against your entrance, deftly circling and coaxing. At long last, he presses a single digit inside of you, slowly yet insistent; he’s surprisingly attentive, waiting for and listening to each demand of your body as he explores you so languidly.

“Faster, faster.” You’re not above begging, not here and definitely not now, bucking your hips to try and make him hear your pleas.

His other arm snakes around your waist, tightening just enough to keep you flush against him and barely able to move.

“Let me take care of you.” He chases the words with a peck to your cheek and It’s startlingly nice, the words and affection almost unfamiliar. Maybe your relationship has long since fizzled out, unable to remember the last time someone had been this gentle and mindful during sex.

If you didn’t know better you’d think Changbin might be in love with you.

The thought melts away the moment he pushes two of his fingers into you, gasping at the sudden stretch but thankful for him picking up the pace.

You feel like putty in his hands, enjoying the tension in your shoulders being replaced by that telltale tension deep in your belly. Each drag of his fingers has you melting further into him, letting yourself be consumed as you sigh his name.

Annoyingly he retracts his fingers, placating the whine in your throat with a quick kiss to your pulsepoint. He helps you shift in his lap, until you’re facing each other once more and you’re left trying not to melt under his fiery gaze.

Your eyes flutter down his chest, until you’re looking directly at the now blatant tent in his sweats. You bite back a groan.

“Oh.” You move to straddle him properly, adjusting so there’s just enough room between your bodies that you can hook your fingers into the waistband of his pants and with a little assistance you manage to free his cock from the cotton confines.

You hook your nails into the meat of his shoulder, grinning when he winces as your other hand comes down to press his cock against your dripping cunt.

“Shit, hold on, condom?” He looks a little sad to ask, likely annoyed by the extra step.

“No, m’clean I got tested…haven’t even, oh!” He nips at your throat. “…Haven’t let him touch me, you?”

“I’m good.” And you trust him, despite it all you don’t mind trusting Changbin. Besides, there’s plenty of things you’re regretting right now, what’s another for down the road? Though you highly doubt you’ll regret anything and everything Changbin could do to you.

“C’mon then pretty, ride me.” He brings his hands under the backs of your thighs, offering support but making no move to help you any further.

You tease your hole against the head of his cock, tongue caught between your teeth as you slowly begin to sink down. A stifling heat starts to curl through you, searing through your limbs and cutting across your face and building a sweat across your brow.

“Fuck! You’re so fuckin’ big, ah!” And maybe while Yeonjun beats Changbin out in length, he can’t begin to compare in girth.

The moment you’re fully seated on his cock you take a second to come to terms with the fact you're being split in two, the thickness unprecedented and dizzying and it takes every fiber of your being to not cum immediately. You squeeze your eyes shut, the hand settled on his shoulder tightening until your knuckles go white.

Changbin takes this as an invitation to pepper kisses along your chest, letting his teeth graze along your shoulder and tongue dance across your throat. You find yourself relaxing under his attention, embarrassingly soothed in a few measly seconds by his lips against your skin.

“Sexy.” He has the audacity to wink at you, and a weak chuckle escapes you as you wiggle your hips just enough to force a choked moan out of the both of you.

But it’s enough to have you brace yourself, not wanting to waste anymore time, hands coming down to grip at his solid forearms to bring yourself up an inch and sink back down. It sends a shock up your spine and you repeat the motion, again and again.

You gather your energy, testing your leg strength today and properly starting to bounce on his cock, letting wanton moans and desperate whines fall freely from your lips.

“S’good, so damn good for me.” He grinds out. “You like fucking me more? Huh?”

You're hypnotized by the look in his eyes, always fascinated by the way that Changbin has always been candid with his emotions, how easy he can be to read when he puts down his shields. And now you have a front row view to a smoldering lust burning bright in those brown eyes, leaving you to wonder if it’s always been there.

“Yes, yes, yes.” You tug at his arms, silently begging for more, until his hands move to grip at your waist. “It’s better, better with y-you, Bin.”

“He’s so damn stupid, you’re so fuckin’ perfect, baby.” Ruthlessly he quickens the pace, forcing you towards the edge. Your vision starts to go a little fuzzy, that unmistakable tightness coiling in your belly becoming almost unbearable.

“O-Oh fuck, Changbin!” Pleasure tears through you, a few borderline painful steps past mindblowing and you wonder if you passed out for a second.

Faintly you hear the telltale click of the front door opening.

#changbin x reader #stray kids x reader #cw cheating #cw toxic relationship #tw cheating #cw manipulation #writing this was. something else for me idk #– changbin #– miki writes

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shikamarusgirll · 7 months ago

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nsfw alphabet with Sasuke?

UCHIHA SASUKE NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare

I feel as if he doesn’t exactly know what it is at first, given that his past experiences have always been a ‘fuck then leave’ type of thing. But once he settled with you, he definitely made sure to provide some form of aftercare.

Now im not saying he’d be a cuddler, but he’d 100% get you a cup of cold water and clean you up if needed, additionally to that, he’ll stroke your hair when you sleep.

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B = Body part (his favourite on you)

Oh it’s totally your neck. The way his bright-red sharingan flashes through the darkness while he scatters dark hickeys and bites across your neck.. he’s obsessed with it. He tries not to choke you often because he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you, but surely he’ll caress your neck, give it a very light squeeze when he needs something to hold that’s not your thighs.

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C = Cum

Okay.. listen NOBODY is gonna argue with me, he loves to cum inside you, regardless if your on the pill or not, but of course if you don’t want him too, his next go-to is on your stomach, or at least on the outside of your puffy folds after being fucked so well by him.

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D = Dirty Secret

He likes hearing you masturbate. It turns him on SO BAD. Particularly when you’re in the shower and you think he can’t hear the vibrating buzz that comes out the bathroom while the shower water is running.. news flash, your not in the shower, your sitting on the toilet seat, thighs parted with your favorite magic-wand vibrator pressed against your throbbing clit, stifled whimpers coming from you as you try to be quiet.. but he knows all about it.

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E = Experience

He had his fair share. Like it was implied with the aftercare section, he has messed around quite a bit when he went rogue and left the leaf. Nothing crazy, probably just two girls, although now that he’s with you! He doesn’t even think about them.

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F = Favourite Postion

He can’t even express how much he loves having one of your legs thrown over his shoulder, his cock buried inside of you while the tip kissed your cervix so nicely. Your pretty sounds filling the room, tears streaming down your cheeks because this has been your fourth orgasm :((, his pale hands gripping onto your thigh, giving it a spank causing your body to jolt as you whined at the sensation. “Eyes open.” He says.

Another position he REALLY likes is 100% doggystyle, with your face buried in the pillow, one of his hands caressing the back of your head while the other rubs the hand-prints that were previously left on your ass.

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G = Goofy

He's serious, not a joke or barely a peep out of him— unless of course he’s dirty talking you, or groaning against your ear.

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H = Hair

Even though he’s gone a lot of the time, he likes to keep himself trimmed whenever he can.. now, im not saying he’s bald down there, there’s some hair, but it’s trimmed down because he doesn’t enjoy the mess.

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I = Intimacy

He has his moments!! Particularly one time during your two-year anniversary, he was very gentle, holding you close and whispering sweet nothings in your ear. Not much dirty talk when you two are having sweet-sex, but he will still praise you a ton, calling you his ‘pretty little thing’, and hey, if he’s feeling emotional enough, you might hear him say he loves you. But! Then again, it’s Sasuke.

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J = Jack off

Honestly he doesn’t do it often at all, it’s known that Sasuke isn’t around much.. so in the event he is feeling all hot and bothered at the thought of missing your throbbing heat around his cock, he MAYBE has a pair of your underwear in his pocket.. and yes, he does jerk off with it.

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K = Kink/s

Sasuke is an Uchiha, and he’s been on this thing about ‘restoring his clan’ since he was a kid, so now that he’s older.. it’s guaranteed he has a breeding kink.

Another one of his major kinks is blindfolding or restraining, either with handcuffs or rope, he prefers to tie you up though, if he does let you, it would take a lot of time for him to be vulnerable like that, since he doesn’t let himself get too comfortable too quickly.

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L = Location

Mostly in the bedroom, but.. he does enjoy sneaking up behind you in the kitchen, his hands wandering across your waist, slowly sliding up the hem of your shirt when he realizes you aren’t even wearing a bra.. Sasuke’s thumb grazing over your slowly hardening nipple, earning a soft sigh from you as you press your lower-half against him.

Safe to say he’s definitely taking you from behind against the counter.

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M = Motivation

It’s the way you look at him. Your doe-eyed expression whenever he’s leaning over you, or on top of you. Fuck, you’re just so pretty.

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N = No

He won’t do anything.. that has to do with liquids. Like piss or spitting on you. Degrading with words is fine (and still has a limit) but he won’t do anything that degrades you as a human being.

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O = Oral

Sasuke prefers to receive it, nevertheless, he wouldn’t mind going down on you to prep you or if you’re stressed out. Just because he doesn’t do it often doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy it, because trust me, once he starts.. he really doesn’t want to stop. He’ll get you off at least three times with his tongue before deciding to be a tease and finger-fucking you to feel your walls clenching around him.. OR he’ll give you what you want and take you with his length already.

When it comes to receiving, he always ends up face-fucking you and gripping onto your hair, not too much, but just a little. His noises are so pretty whenever you suck him off, at rare times he’ll bottom out and start whining a bit when he’s close, although, that’s rare since he has an extremely dominant nature, and doesn’t like to give that up.

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P = Pace

His pace is more.. even? He’s a nice mix between quick and slow, overall, it depends on how he feels at the moment.

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Q = Quickie

Sasuke is quite stealthy, he wouldn’t mind having a quicky in the forest behind a tree or something of the sort.. but he doesn’t prefer them, he likes to take his time.

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R = Risk

He doesn’t like taking very many risks, since he’s in an established relationship with you, Sasuke cares about your safety a ton!! Only risk he’d take is pregnancy.. and well, he’s definitely not complaining about that.

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S = Stamina

Oh he’s more than capable of going a very long time, infact, all night. But he knows you most likely don’t have as much stamina as he does, therefore, usually after 2.. maybe even 4 rounds, he’ll put an end to it.

Unless you’re begging for another.

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T = Toys

Not a fan of them. He likes to be the one to please you, not some plastic device.

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U = Unfair

It’s quite often when Sasuke is seen as ‘unfair’ with his constant teasing and edging, only having his middle finger inside your aching cunt while his thumb slowly circles over your clit, a cocky smirk playing at his lips when he sees you whimper, trying to jerk your hips against his hand to make him give you more, awh.. poor thing.

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V = Volume

Honestly, Sasuke doesn’t make all that much noise during sex on a regular basis, but when he’s close and he can feel your warm walls fluttering around him, he just can’t help leaning his head back and panting, a quiet moan coming from him. But he mostly grunts and groans, his moans usually come out when he makes you bounce on his lap.

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W = Wild?

Not exactly.. i mean, his kinks do range to pretty.. interesting stuff, so he can be wild, but he’s also quite tame.. until he can’t take it anymore, of course.

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X = X-ray

Sasuke has a decent sized length, he’s roughly 5.5 inches long, it’s decently girthy and the tip is a nice soft-pink color, with barley-visible veins on the side of his dick.

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Y = Yearning

He’s not all that sex-focused. But when he is, it’s obvious by the way his onyx eyes stare at you.. lustful and darker.

Sasuke can also tell when you’re feeling needy too, just from the way your breath gets sharper around him, and how he catches you tracing your inner thighs to subtly caress yourself.. yeah, he teases you about it, and makes you beg for it a little.

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Z = Zzzz

Sasuke doesn’t fall asleep all that quick, after giving you proper aftercare and getting you all cleaned up, your out like a light. Meanwhile, he’ll turn off the lamp light and lay beside you with only his hand wrapped around your shoulder, he likes to admire how pretty you look when your sleep, maybe twirling a strand of your hair around his finger.

#uzumaki naruto #sasuke x reader #uchiha sasuke #sasuke smut #kiba smut #naruto uzumaki smut #naruto fandom #naruto shippuden #shikamaru smut

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kittykattropicanna · 1 year ago

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it's 2 am and i should sleep but i just read your prison penpal!ghost now it's rotting my brain!!!! ><

reader would so try to send him gifts if they're allowed. special holidays aren't miserable for him anymore as he would be accompanied by reader's sweet little presents!!!

Sleeps for the weak baby, sleep when you’re dead ;)

Of course you're going to look after your man, he does so much for you, the least you can do is send him some money to treat himself!!! maybe a gift or two you dirty girl :3

I know I promised to upload this last night after work but I was sleepy. IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME

TW: edging, Si fucks himself with your dirty panties, smut, masterbation (Reader and Simon) its just fucking disgusting and dirty, but also kinda sweet <3

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Absolutely, holy shit. After your first phone call, you’re his, he makes that so unbelievably clear through his next letters. :)))

Telling you how much he craves you, how you’re the only thing on his mind, describing in intimate detail how his gonna touch you, kiss you, fuck you :((((

His so fucking desperate for you, to the point he actually gets enraged knowing he can’t touch you. Just the thought of you being on the other side of the wall makes his skin crawl, you’re right there, only thick cement dividing him from you :((

Its even worse knowing that he can’t do anything about it >:(

Si’s a problem solver, he prides himself on being able to weasel his way out of practically any situation without a problem, if that’s reducing his sentence down to basically nothing or getting away with his little late night phone calls with you. He always finds a way to make it work, but for the first time ever, he can’t fix this, his stuck here. No exceptions, no sweet talking to get what he wants, no amount of calculated manipulation could get him out of this situation, and it makes him go absolutely mad.

At this point he has a year left of his sentence, his so fucking close to being let back into society, so close to finally being with you :(((

Letting his emotions (and dick) cloud his judgment, driving him to think about making stupid decisions such as an attempted jail break would be absolutely the worst idea of his entire life.

Ohhhhh, but its so tempting :(

But it would just put more time between you and him, as much as he wanted you now, he knew it was only going to rip him away from you again in the long run :/

And that’s if his even successful, one night with you would mean the world to him, but it wasn't worth being thrown back in jail, only separating the two of you for longer :(

He just needed to sit tight, let the days roll on and try not to think about your soft moans through the shitty speaker of the prison phone. :(((

He absolutely asked you to be official after speaking to you for the first time. It drives him crazy knowing when guys try and hit on you at the bar, you smile brightly and tell them that you're his, his to keep.

One of the guards asked him what’s the first thing his going to do when he gets out, with a dopey smile he chuckles a little

“See ma’ missus mate” his so fucking cute, his actually so obsessed with you, so proud that you’re his ;))))

Of course the other inmates wouldn’t know, and technically he most definitely shouldn’t of told a guard, news spreads, but he couldn’t help it, it slipped out, and you know what, he was fucking proud of it :)))

You 100% would send him money and gifts, Si makes a little money, about £35 a week either cleaning, laundry duties, basic maintenance, basically anything the job program can offer him.

The only issue being when he first signed up, he made sure that all his money was payed into Price’s bank account. He didn’t want to risk using it, the whole reason he started the work program was because he wanted to try and set himself up once he got out, at least have some type of savings waiting for him on the other side. Every now and then he regrets it, but he knows its for the best :/

Learning that Si was so strict with his money that he didn’t treat himself to anything didn’t sit well with you….and its not like you’re struggling financially, you work a good job and your daddy is always willing to send money if you ever needed it!!!!

A hundred odd pounds a month isn’t going to leave any sort of dint in your bank account, so of course your going to send Si some money to treat himself!!! You’re such a sweet, sweet girl :(((, his sweet, sweet girl.

You start sending the maximum amount each month which comes out to about £150, its the least you can do!! His your boyfriend! he might be a felon, a little perverted and rough around the edges, but to you, his perfect :)))

His so grateful as well :(( treating himself to snacks :((( chocolate bars, skittles and gummy’s, buying himself a book or two, replacing his flat, stained pillow and ratted blankets, getting himself some actually nice soap and a new toothbrush, buying clothes that actually fit him!!

His muscles have grown so much since being locked up :3 there’s nothing else to do besides lift weights, work and sit around :((((

“Sweetheart, I want ya’ to know, the second I get out of here, imma treat you real nice, give ya’ everything I can, look after ya’, protect ya’”

and

“The minute I get ya’ home, its all about you, yeah? Imma lay ya’ down and eat ya’ like a starved man, overstimulate that little cunt till ya’ beggin’ me to stop, fuck ya’ so deep and hard that you’ll forget ya’ fuckin’ name, whatever ya’ want darlin’ its all yours, been lookin’ after me so well….. imma show ya’ how much I appreciate it, as ya’ can probably tell, i’m more a man of action, poetry an’t ma style baby ;)”

Definitely learns origami from other inmates, makes little paper swans and hearts for you, the paper always being a little stained from his dirty fingers, obvious crease marks showing his folded it the wrong way and had to reattempt :))))

God he knows how to treat a women :33333

But what I really want to get into are the gifts you send him…..;)

As I established in my last fics about you sending things to Si, you absolutely send him innocent gifts.

Photos, one of your favourite gold necklaces, an oversized tee that smells like your perfume…. Cute little personal things so he can have a piece of you, nothing crazy :3

I feel like you were reading a spicy romance book. It mentioned the main character stealing his lovers used panties out of her dirty laundry basket, very quickly and idea clicked in your brain :((((

You wanted it to be a surprise for him :(((( you didn’t mention it to him in your letters, only telling him your working on a little something that’s crafted just for him ;))

Waking up in the morning you make sure to fuck yourself with your fingers :((

Covering your panties with your juices, making sure their absolutely soaked in your cum :((

Rubbing your thighs together while you’re at work, soaking through your panties with your arousal :((( thinking about Si eating your pussy just like he promised while in important meetings, loosing focus…. your boss pulling you aside and asking if you’re okay :((

Scrambling to find an answer to explain your distracted behaviour and flushed cheeks >:(

He ends up sending you home because you’re distracting everyone with your aloofness :(( putting the rest of your team behind because you're a selfish girl with a dirty mind >:( can’t even focus in your workplace because Si’s dirty words have taken over every aspect of your thoughts >:(

At the end of the day your panties are ruined with your slick, soaked all the way through and smelling of your orgasm just like you planned ;))

And when Si received your thong obviously used??? :000000 he let out a low grunt....

Just the idea that you did this for him, fully confirming in his mind that you wanted him, craved him just as much as he craved you made something animalistic set off in his mind….

Because he received your package in the middle of the day, he couldn’t hide and tend to himself like normal >:((((((

He needed you now, he needed to fuck his cock NOW, not wait till his cell mates were asleep, his heavy balls ached and he knew if he didn’t relieve himself soon, his blue balls would become unbearable >:(((( aching and hurting with each step, uncomfortable and frustrated :(

Purposely being a dick and coursing havoc with his inmates so he can be locked up for his disruptive and disrespectful behaviour ;)))))

A shit eating grin when his in handcuffs being walked to his cell, knowing your panties are tucked into his boxers ;))))) his won yet again ;)

Like I’ve said before, and I’ll say it again, he ALWAYS gets what he wants :)))

The second his cell locks his ripping his hard, leaky cock out and wrapping your used panties around himself :((((

Pumping his fat dick, the friction of the fabric making it that much more satisfying :((((

Closing his eyes and imagining you walking around all day, turned on and flustered for him >:((((( the idea of you restricting yourself from fucking other men because you're his, knowing all you want is to be filled with dick, have the feeling of a real cock fucking you, not your cold, rubber dildo >:(

His precum mixing with your juices only turns him on more, knowing that this is the closest he’ll get to fucking your cunt for now :((

As his big hands slowly pump his dick, wanting to savour the moment, he lets out animalistic grunts, slowly speeding up and then slowing his pace, he edges himself almost whimpering when he refrains from his release yet again :(((

Something about holding back satisfies him, his training himself for you, getting ready for when he fucks you for the first time, wanting to hold out long enough that he can rip orgasm after orgasm out of you, forming a white rim of your cum around the base of his cock :(((

Grunted whispers of your name falling from his lips as he tries to hold back yet again, legs twitching and face getting hot as uncontrollable ropes of cum finally release from his vainy cock :(((

His never cum that much in his life, your panties damp with his semen, dick so sensitive that even the feeling of the fabric from his boxes makes him flinch >:(((

You’re such a good girl, always knowing how to please him, feels like you know him inside and out already ;)

You just wait until he gets his hands on you sweet girl ;)))

Y'all are so fucking obsessed with each other I CAN'T

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platonic-writer · 11 months ago

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Them harbingers (yes include elf man— I dont see much of him— and the unplayable and playable harbingers) with a gn! Reader thats chubby, and an A B S O LU T E gremlin. But its ok to them since you're the sweetest creature in their eyes. That. Is. True.

Like one time you asked them what that smell is *ehem* blood and they were going batshit crazy at how much of an innocent little bean reader truely is. Thats totally not one of the infinite reason as too why they wanna protect reader- nope!

(Reader is like, idk— 9-14 years old—)

OMG THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!! I plan on writing elf man this month!

You're Request has been made (￣ε￣＠)

CHUBBY/GREMLIN GN! CHILD READER & PLATONIC FATUI HARBINGERS

♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤

One day while the Fatui harbingers had a meeting the Tsaritsa came personally to tell them something

Imagine their suprise when they saw a chubby kid

"This is GN!Reader, my child, i have gathered you here to discuss something you will have to do."-Tsaritsa

"My grace, you have a... child?"-Pierro

"HELLO! IM GN!READER YOU ALL LOOK SO PRETTY(≧▽≦)/" -you

The first meeting was a bit chaotic?

Well... you did rip the coat from childe😬

..you did also kind of steal some mora from Pantalone

Lets not talk about how you broke Scaramouche's arm- (Puppet arm?)

Anyways, the meeting was about having to take care of you for some months

Imagine their own suprise when you began wormimg yourself into the hearts of them 💀

The first one to fall was obviously Childe, you were just so cute! Look at those cheeks

The last one to fall was Scaramouche, he was petty because you broke of his arm, he began to like you after he realized that you were so innocent

The meetings became something all of them looked foward to because they could see you

Everyone in the Fatui knew you as a destructive kid, i mean you did kind of blow up one of the archons statues

"Mr.Pulcinella the child you've been taking care of has blown up our base where we reside."-Fatui Agent

" Aw! Gn!Reader probably thought you were gonna hurt us, such a sweet child, i have to tell the other Harbingers about how sweet you are ( ◡‿◡ *)" -Pulcinella

When you first met them you were quite chubby

You're now chubbier because the Harbingers always give you food

You need healthy food? Pierro,Dottore and Arlecchino got you!

Oh you want something sweet? Childe, Pulcinella got you!

You want money? Pantalone will give you a castle if you just ask!

Who needs real people who serve you? You have your own roboters from Sandrone!

Capitano is your protector, why would you need to fight if he's there?

Childe would take you around the World, Liyue? Sure, lets go! He will buy you toys and make you weapons if you want any!

Columbina sings you to sleep every night, she wants you to sleep peacefully

They all think you're the most innocent bean they've ever met, that's why they will always protect you!

"Mister Childe? Why are you covered in Ketchup? Did you play with your food?(・・ ) ?" -You

" *Every Harbinger stares at him* (ᓀ ᓀ)"

"UH YEA I ALWAYS PLAY WITH MY FOOD! ITS quite nice....?" -Childe

" oh! I see, but you have to wash up now!<(￣︶￣)>" -you

Months later Tsaritsa came back to take you, they were all sad but the Tsaritsa told them that they would see you more because you now live with them in the castle!

Scaramouche has made you your own hat because you like his a lot (You still don't know it was him who gave it to you)

They all get cute agression from you so half the time they will either be hugging you or squeezing your cheeks

Signora has 100% told you about her backstory and sees you as her own child, she knows that you're the kid of Tsaritsa, but she can't help it. You're just so nice and sweet. You remind her of her Lover years ago

Summary: They all see you as a child that needs to be protected, you may already be over 8 years old but you're still so innocent. You're not corrupted from the people of this disgusting World. They all love you a lot, you can ask them anything and they shall give it to you.

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Thank you for reading, i hope you liked it! 。.:☆*:･'(*⌒―⌒*)))

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sunny-reacts-to-stuff · 7 days ago

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TMA 111 "FAMILY BUSINESS" GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

undead, spousal violence, blood, body horror, abuse, child abuse, toxic relationships, manipulation, abandonment, suicide, suicidal ideation, assisted suicide

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

I'M SO EXCITED

oh the archivist language power's about to come in handy

wait who wrote that

HE CRIED OUT FOR HIS MOTHER :(

THE EARTH REFUSED TO DIE !!

I LOVE HIS VOICE YIPPEEE YIPPEEEE YIPPEEEEE YIPPEEEE

I LOVE HIM

"then piss off" YES THAT'S THE GUY I EXPECTED

yeah jon he's retired

"a bloody dictionary wrapped in a special box" lucky for you i have taken lexicography classes

still smoking after death. well. to be fair i guess after death is the best moment to smoke

"yeahhhhh"

SPIDER FREAK

nope it wasn't peaceful whatsoever

i have the dumbest smile on my face

"i'm a book" AND I'M A LITERATURE MAJOR.

does he want the book burned

fuck off gerry

i guess we are euthanazing gerry keay

HE SOUNDS SO AGH I LOVE HIM

he looks like he works with his hands and smells like marlboro red

he's got the queer accent yk

"so, uh..." ñam ñam

"i can do that too?" lookit him showing off

SHE REMINDED YOU OF YOUR MOM >:(

i would also say the occult is a club for dumb rich boys if my main knowledge of the occult was through jurgen leitner

rip evan lukas i promise i think about him often with sadness

"problems breeding" is crazy gerry. see that's how you know he was freaky

what did you care about then? men?

"Van Helsings" lmao

OH SO SHE DID COME FROM THE WEIRD GUYS THAT KNEW JONAH MAGNUS

i love the distortion in his voice

you hate jurgen leitner? who could have said

my neglected son :(

jon please tell him how he was murdered

SHE KILLED HIM IN HIS SLEEP?

i love him

he could never be a part of the real world im gonna cry

NOOO MY POOR SON

the HUBRIS BELL

who the fuck is flamsteed

In 1681 Flamsteed proposed that the two great comets observed in November and December 1680 were not separate bodies, but rather a single comet travelling first towards the Sun and then away from it. Although Isaac Newton first disagreed with Flamsteed, he later came to agree with him and theorized that comets, like planets, moved around the Sun in large, closed elliptical orbits. Flamsteed later learned that Newton had gained access to his observations and data through Edmond Halley,[13] his former assistant with whom he previously had a cordial relationship.[14]

got it

HE JUST LIKE MEEE WITH ME MOM

she said you ain't no son of mine for what you've done

"came to you when you were desperate" sounds like manipulation

"I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE LEFT ME BEHIND" NOOOOO

being dead is like so much better than whatever jon has going know

GERRY IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO GIVE ME THE FULL RUN DOWN OF THEM ALL I WILL KISS YOU

JON he's just a dude

WAIT.

this list by smirke better be fake and made up

yeah it is! good

yeah tbh that's crazy confidence on smirke

"uhh that's indigo" he sounds SCRUMPTIOUS

"there aren’t any god-like powers of hope, or love, or indigestion, or whatever:"

GERRY I WILL KISS YOU

GIVE ME THE LIST

live rating the fears by how much they scare me irl:

the eye -> 10/10, i have a chronic feeling of being hunted down and followed and that everyone will find out my biggest secrets <3

the spiral -> 6/10, some years ago it would freaked me out but i'm doing better now

the end -> 100/10, i spend approximately one third of my day worrying about death every day

the stranger -> meh? 2/10? again, a few years ago would have killed me, but nowadays i'm just fine

the lonely -> 6735/10, biggest fear ever is not being fit for human society <3

the desolation -> 5/10 have been lucky enough not to experience it first hand

the slaughter -> 8/10 pretty scary

THE VAST I WAS RIGHT ABOUT INSIGNIFICANCE AND ENORMITY YAY -> 0/10 lately it comforts me

the buried -> 7/10 i have always felt quite trapped

the dark -> 10/10 always have been scared of it, always will

the corruption -> 100/10 i'm a hypochondriac.

the web -> 5/10, 2021 me would have folded at this one

the flesh -> ohh that's true gerry i hadn't thought about that. 0/10. i love how he says "yeaaaah" but the episodes about it do scare me.

the hunt -> 6/10 again, very often feel hunted but the eye is closer

well i was missing. the flesh. the dark (i was so sure it was gonna be called the shadow for some reason). and the vast.

how he said "wrl" instead of well <3

he sounds quite similar to elias but way less posh

"i dunno" i lovehim

oh fuck off what is elias plotting now

he is a pathetic old man

brb i am gonna changed the entire post to say gerry at all times

okay jon now pray to your physical therapist and prepare for the run of your life

"he does that" i love me a rambler

so sorry for ruining the fun but i have been waiting for this episode for days and i was having so much fun and now i am 1 minute away from finishing and everyone else in my fucking life is getting loud and mean and angry and i am so upset because they are so fucking loud and so fucking stupid and i can never have anything fucking nice

i cant even listen to the fucking episode without turning up the volume up to a level that fucking hurts

okay. done.

deep breath because i would hate finishing up in that note

gerry :( <3 i loved him so much he sounded DELICIOUS he is peak character he is peak gender he is SO queer he is my most beloved and i wish he was my older brother and i am sorry we have to euthanize him but i'm pro-euthanasia and he deserves to end his suffering and either way i love him he's SO COOL and so smart and so pretty and so fun and he is everywhere he is so julia and i support all his shenanigans

#tma #the magnus archives #no spoilers pls <3

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sanjisboyfie · 2 years ago

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one piece smau: married to marco edition

marco x male reader

-> marco is NOT that old at all, i jus feel like itd b so funny for him to b seen as old for his lack of knowledge on technology and slang terminology/phrases

-> also whitebeard having instagram is so fucking funny to me bye

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polo.[name]: mirror selfie 🪞

tagged: marco.phx

marco.phx: ur new username is such a terrible pun babe

-> polo.[name]: maybe youd appreciate my grand creativity if u jus matched w me ffs

-> marco.phx: dont b a smart ass we aren't matching usernames

-> polo.[name]: ur the only man that enjoys being a smart ass dont give me attitude rn

portgasace: ohhh u guys r the type to jus take mirror selfies at the gym and then dip 🙄🙄

-> marco.phx: work on ur form and then we can talk

-> WHIT3BEARD!: BOOM roasted

[liked by marco.phx, polo.[name] and 400 others]

-> portgasace: ？？？？？

eee.izo: aww my favorite gay couple ❤️ i love whenever u two post

liked by polo.[name], eee.izo, and 15k others

marco4[name]: username change even though i already put a ring on his finger and that apparently wasnt enough??

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: seeeee isnt that just such a cute username <333

-> marco4[name]: ur cuter baby ;)

-> portgasace: BARF BARF BARF VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT

vivavista: awww marco does love [name] how adorable

-> marco4[name]: who said i didnt?

-> vivavista: ur username before u changed it....

-> marco4[name]: ur fw me....

chef.thatch: seeing marco being so publicly whipped for his hubby is heartwarming

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-> polo.[name]: hehe hes all mine 🤭🤭🤭

liked by marco4[name], WHIT3BEARD!, polo.[name] and 17k others

eee.izo: absolutely sick to my stomach i hate these two

tagged: marco4[name] and polo.[name]

polo.[name]: holy shit this is such an old photooo

-> marco4[name]: ur talkin sbt it as if it wasnt jus three years ago...

-> polo.[name]: not seeing ur GRAYING hair is weird for me OLD MAN

-> portgasace: LMFOAOA damn gonna have to report marco for being a creepy old man for dating [name]

-> marco4[name]: u two r idiots, im only 5 years older than u [name]

-> polo.[name]: its ok i love u my beautiful old man husband

chef.thatch: aww isnt it so cutteee that they were brought tgt by boss

-> WHIT3BEARD!: if they have a kid i expect them to name it after me.

-> polo.[name]: all due respect i dont think i wuld b able to sleep well at night knowing my kids name is "edward"

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polo.[name]: step by step guide on how to bag a blonde baddie:

1. be me

tagged: marco4[name]

marco4[name]: whatever happened to callin me ur husband???

-> polo.[name]: ur my baddie husband marco b proud <3

-> marco4[name]: young ppl and their terminology.....

eee.izo: i wouldve never used the word baddie to describe marco...

-> polo.[name]: hes a hot mysterious stoic damaged baddie old man and hes alll miiiinnneee 😍

-> eee.izo: its so hard to tell when ur being satirical

portgasace: he a baddie he showin his pantyyyy ‼️‼️

-> polo.[name]: he shake it like jellyyy 😩

-> marco4[name]: im uncomfortable.

liked by polo.[name], portgasace, and 15k others

marco4[name]: me n my husband ❤️

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: im going feral for u daddy 😻😻😻😻

-> marco4[name]: ffs

-> portgasace: count on [name] to humiliate his husband in his own comment section

[liked by polo.[name], vivavista, and 200 others]

polo.[name]: why did u choose such a hot photo of u im gonna have to fight for my life in these comments now :/

-> marco4[name]: theyre all unimportant babe dw abt them

eee.izo: marcos tiddies on my tl 😩😩😩

vivavista: damnnn marco u lookin fine aslll 😘

chef.thatch: wait till u come home i got a surprise for u in the kitchen baby

-> polo.[name]: no fuckin way.

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polo.[name]: smoking kills...BUT BEING SMOKING HOT??? THATS A DIFFERENT STORY

tagged: marco4[name]

marco4[name]: ur unbelievable????

-> polo.[name]: i love u sm u sexy FREAK

-> marco4[name]: PLEASE STOP.

portgasace: bro cooked fr in thst caption

-> polo.[name]: yk me 🤭🤭

-> chef.thatch: what exactly did [name] cook...

-> marco4[name]: thats what im trying to figure out

eee.izo: what a truly poetic caption wowwww

-> polo.[name]: i discourage smoking for everyone. instead of smoking guys, just find urself smoking hot ppl to fill the voic. perfect example is my husband marco <3

[liked by marco4[name], portgasace, and 100 others]

liked by polo.[name], WHIT3BEARD!, and 20k others

marco4[name]: married life is for me

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: AWWWWWWWWWWWW u love me

-> marco4[name]: of course i do

portgasace: VOMIITTTEDDD VOMITTTTEEDD (u guys r so cutie wootie patootie awww)

eee.izo: took him being a whore thru his twenties to realize this, how cute

-> eee.izo: im sorry making fun of marco is too funny, this was very cute

-> marco4[name]: thanks + sleep w one eye open tn

WHIT3BEARD!: like i said tht kid u adopt better b named after me.

-> marco4[name]: [name] just visibly cringed.

polo.[name]'s story

my favorite view should i try climbing him guys <333

marco4[name] replied to your story: ......i know this means u love me so im just gonna say i love u too

#≡;- ꒰ ° smau series ꒱#one piece smau #one piece modern au #one piece x male reader #x reader #x male reader #one piece imagines #marco x male reader #marco x reader #marco imagines #marco one piece imagines #marco smau

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stitchwraith-stingers · 7 months ago

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autistic hazel headcanons because i lost my last post

spoke really late, around 5 years old, since then she hasnt stopped talking, god speed

i shouldnt have to say itsince its so obvious in the show but geology special interest..... i like to imagine she has various really niche hyperfixations (like her hat thing going on) one day she could just pop up next to you and go btw did u know that birds r crazy cool and then the next month shes talking about furneture

and to add to that, it all started when her family went onto some museum exibit and her brother was like ohh rocks r so strange and explained whatever he learned in the...... 8th grade i cant count about them and from that day on

no idea where to put this but she has had bad sleeping problems since forever . she lives off 2 hours of sleep baybe and they r heavenlyyyy... unrelated but the nightmare haver...

not really much sensory issues going on, but she perfers lights off in her room if shes able to

she doesnt like alot of different fabric textures, silk is a 100% no-go for her, she sticks with wool

doesnt like soft fruit (bananas, strawbarries, mangoes, blueberries) and doesnt like most nuts

would hide in the janitors closet when she has a meltdown / shutdown, everyone in the school just kinda accepts it now and always know shes there since where else could she be, she doesnt actually have those often she just had it 3 times and keeps using it as an excuse to talk to coswan

her main stim was rocking back and forth often, but the kids would point it out often and shes trying SO hard to not do it again so they wouldnt stare at her, body stims alot in general but probably doesnt notice it

often makes alottttt of hand gestures when talking and people would repeat those gestures to her

the short term memoryerrrrrr (crock to the future.....tbh same)

has a hard time distinguishing phrases (break a leg, i could eat a horse etc) but is fine with sarcasam

COLLECTOR OF FIDGETS!!!!!! had to sell most of them before leaving for dimmadelphia though :( her faves are tangles, popits are just easier to carry around

probably had a weighted plushie she had everywhere as a kid, i like to imagine it was an elephant

doesnt like strong smells WORST sensory nightmare for her, unfortunatly for her, onions are her fathers comfort food

doesnt like eyecontact, unfortunatly for her, her best friend likes intense eye contact

her family is full of undiagnosed neurodivergents (marcus/angela r autistic4adhd to me) so they probably connect the dots after guzman pulls them aside and goes weve been observing ur daughter and i think you might want to check this out

I CANT FIND THE FUCKING IMAGE NOO but hazel n marcus r basically that one image thats like "sorry mom im gonna be late i have to drop this pebble down a river to see how big the splash it" / "ok but tell me too how deep it is how loud i was etc"

#cupid.exe #im feeling brave this time ill main tag it yayyyyy #fop #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents #fairly oddparents a new wish #hazel wells #long post #if u wanna add more PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE add i heart hyperspecific headcanons #also technically i lied in the title but i dont feel like chaging it to #'headcanons bcuz i lost i last post but nevermind i found it while i was tying this so i didnt loose it after all'

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thornsawawa · 6 months ago

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rain world fanart challenge thing :)

this is actually remade from a year ago!! ill put the old version under read more along with explaining each choice.

i dont even know where i found this template, but atleast it has credit on it so i dont have to go dig that up.

this is actually more 8 small painting studies (the watcher one isnt really a painting) than me wanting to express what my favs are. because alot of these choices i genuinely couldnt choose and just picked one that was ONE of my favourites.

thoughts and old art below

for the favourite campaign, i chose saint because i was genuinely so invested in its story while ALSO loving the gameplay! spearmaster? love the story. campaign is kind of hell though, i wouldnt really replay unless i had to. rivulet? awesome story and campaign, but its short and i didnt really click with it like i did saints. and saint has echoes and undergrowth my favs. its only natural

for the favourite slugcat, i honestly spent like 15 minutes just debating what to put here. because i love monk, but i also love saint! and spearmaster! and hunter! and all the others too! but i put monk in the end because no other slugcat makes me go 'SKSGHSKSJH AWWW MONK MONK MONK MONK' like that

for the hardest campaign, i put hunters because for everything else my strategy is throw myself into the problem until it works. keep trying (and iterating hehe), and any consquences i suffer from it can be remedied with some good ol grinding the gameplay loop (which i find quite fun). for hunter, you cant do that. the times i have the most fun in hunter is actually when im at karma 1 and sleeping and dying and knowing since im already at karma 1 the fights i get into with vultures for fun arent gonna softlock me. i love hunter as a slugcat tho <3

for the lizard i chose white lizard because i think they are cool. blue lizards and yellow lizards are close too

the watcherrrrrrrrrr in celebration of there being just over 100 days till the release of their dlc

the favourite iterator is a similar situation to the favourite slugcat. how do i choose that? i love moon, i love pebbles, i love suns, i love sos, i love nsh, i love them all!!! in the end i chose moon this time for a similar reason to monk, but more 'oh its moon!!! lovely!!! i love her'

the passage i chose is pilgrim because i LOVE echoes. so cool! so very awesome. and the art? amazing. getting the passage? tedious but quite fun!

miros vultures are just cool i giggle whenever i see one im not even mad when they kill me. same with regular miros birds but like miros vultures are so cool they can fly with wings that look like they have knife feathers and shoot explosive lazers out of their eyes now

and undergrowth because.. have you seen undergrowth? its the saints drainage system and while i think drainage system is cool undergrowth is cooler. its so good. i could and have spent hours just messing around in there. the atmosphere, sound, art, colours, and gameplay are all great. and it has one of my favourite echoes!!

thank you for reading all that, if you did xD i am prone to yapping

this was made feburary of this year. i say you can pretty clearly see the improvement :3

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kadereads · 25 days ago

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hi guys im back with another lotm longpost, volume 4 destroyed me in so many unique ways. let’s get right into it

- major MAJOR spoilers -

the previous part

mr. dwayne dantés the tycoon enters the stage :D poor klein who loves money is in constant misery having to act as this handsome middle aged man that just spends spends & spends again. its been really funny seeing him want to scream cry & die over it 💀 but it’s all a means to an end for his goal to rise up in the high society, so he has powered through the sorrow of watching his bank account drop~ watching him adapt to this kind of lifestyle like hiring the butler and servants and mansion, carriages, taking lessons, as a sort of authority figure in charge has been really entertaining. it’s also a bit sad to see him reconnecting with his previous friends from when he was sherlock moriarty, but has to act as though he didn’t know them 💔 my lonely guy…. each identity really has its own unique connections huh and there’s rarely crossover

GEHRMAN SPARROW 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 GEHRMAN!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥🙌💥🙌💥🙌💥🙌 HE LIVESSSS RAHHHHHRRRGH

MY GUY OF ALL TIME I was so scared after the last volume that we wouldn’t see his persona as much anymore thank you klein for proving me wrong. HE HAS BECOME INFAMOUS NOW!!! he’s got an absurd bounty of his own, his tales are spread far & wide, even the other tarot club members have fully realized The World is him!! and although dwayne is the current identity in the spotlight rn, gehrman was Still just as active during this whole volume oh I was joyful

every night as dwayne dantés klein performs like he’s gonna go to sleep after his nice expensive bath, but actually he’s gonna secretly transform into gehrman sparrow and teleport out of his room somewhere w creeping hunger and go slaughter criminals in the dead of night, or make arrodes (who he can communicate with through mirrors!) use an illusion as if he’s sleeping to go on some other stealth operation. that contrast is hilarious helppp he is 100% on both vibes 😭 plus since gehrman is equivalent to The World he’s always present at the tarot club and gets commissions and missions from them! my guy klein is booked and busy!!

like I said in a previous post, it’s such an experience having my favorite character be my favorite character be my favorite character be my favorite character be my favorite character. they’re all klein but also not, I love klein as klein he is the best ever, but I also love him Separately. like gehrman is the best ever too… I consider the identities all as separate characters I love for themselves while simultaneously also the same guy because I know they’re the same—uogghhoghogh klein is simply the character ever he’s so likeable in every form he takes. im still in the middle of reading this novel and yet im so serious he might be approaching on the #1 spot of my favorite characters across all media list. actually Crazy im obsessed with him

anyway I could talk about klein aka the fool aka sherlock aka gehrman aka dwayne here for 10000 years but back to reviewing in timeline-order

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gehrman sparrow & alger’s mysterious island date finally happened! they went there through teleporting <3 I liked the adventure a lot, they have a natural teamwork!! but never let alger sing or gehrman will shoot him in the neck <3

the temple there had some kind of connection to amon…. the picture drawn in the inner tomb represents the lord of storms, eternal blazing sun, god of wisdom & the true creator. all of them were consuming the city of silver creator. that was wild it exploded my brain bc it revealed the last 3 unnamed kings of angels this whole time were in fact 3 of the current well-known gods who had gotten an upgrade after betraying the city of silver creator…! frightening

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the meticulous nature of klein strikes again with his time spent investigating & scoping out the saint samuel cathedral as dwayne dantés to try and rob the antigonus family notebook from them 👍 the day to start the operation began and his plans were completely solid, the tension was high he was seconds away from grabbing it— and then that sealed artifact dead angel thing kidnapped him 😭

and so started one of my fav arcs of the entire novel so far

I was reading the heist before bed one night like “yeah I’ll go to sleep after he steals the notebook” SIKE! klein is banished to the shadow realm! and now I can’t stop reading

guys I was So scared for him I had to know he’d make it through this safely 😣 because suddenly he’s faced with a situation of being extremely nerfed w zero connection to the grey fog, in an eerie and deadly shadow town *shivers* it was so spooky to read in the dark. his former enemies were there too like mr. A and the demigod demoness who was behind the great smog of backlund, she got him 🤏 near to death. he lost his ghost pokemon marionette senor in the process :( it was the closest brush he’s ever had with losing control too my heart was pounding

and then they started just Dropping Major Reveals one after the other?? I stayed up all that night to read this, goodbye my sleep schedule. some of these reveals were literally questions raised from the first chapter of this book so I was losing it

like wtf do you mean ZARATUL is there?!??!? why are you appearing already old man! he split his body and projected part of himself here while the rest of him turned into a monster? the ravings of “hornacis flegrea“ are from the creepy hanging dead marionette people in the shadowy cathedral??? and that “treasure” + visions calling those of the seer pathway to the hornacis mountain peak in the first place is connected directly to this shadow realm, but it’s infact actually a trap leading to the Antigonus family angel who lost control and became a monster and every dead person here in this cathedral is the victim of said misdirections??? HUHHHH WAAAAAAHT AJDJFJGM. arrodes’s info telling klein where to get bizarro sorcerer’s formula were actually all leading klein to the same place & situation!

THE SYMBOL FOR THE ESCAPE DOOR WAS A LIE. FRANK LEE CREEPY MUSHROOM CLUTCH. OKAY IM DISTURBED AGAIN 🍄 THERE IS A CARD OF BLASPHEMY NEXT TO THE THRONE OF THE TEMPLE IN THE PEAK BY THE ANTIGONUS FAMILY ANGEL MONSTER AND ITS CORRESPONDING TO THE SEER PATHWAY—

SEQUENCE 0 IS CALLED THE FOOL?????????????

I READ THAT AND MY EYES NEARLY POPPED OUT OF MY SKULL HELLO WHAT THERE IS NO WAY????????????

WHAT IS THIS . WHAT ARE WE DOING!!!!!

EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED EVERYTHING HAS MEANING from the second that tarot card was pulled for him by the fortune teller (debatable), THIS WAS A PATH KLEIN WAS ON. HE PICKED THAT AS HIS NAME HIMSELF DUDE. ITS THE ACTUAL NAME? IS IT HIS FATE? OR THE RESULTING AFFECT OF MULTIPLE SYNCHRONOUS FACTORS COMBINING TOGETHER? HIS TRUE DESTINY?

yeah so I was pretty tired the next day 🫡

seeing klein have to put his mind into maximum overdrive without the safety to rely on his “cheats” like the grey fog, completely alone just with his own power, was fantastic. he lost his marionette but in comparison what he gained from this ordeal was extremely good!!! he knows the truth about the hornacis mountain peak, about zaratul’s situation (who is free now btw……… uh oh……) he exacted revenge on the killers behind the great smog of backlund, he got the potion formula for sequence 4 bizarro sorcerer, he discovered the sequence 0 of his pathway is The Fool, and he even got an awesome new upgraded creeping hunger with more slots and abilities!!!!!!!! despite the rather horrifying and dark sections there was also fun parts, the developments were very tricky and unexpected— some were according to my speculations but other things were very much not and it shocked me. it was honestly a perfect arc. it also makes sense to me now how amon would be interested in the fool…. he most likely knows that’s the sequence 0 name of seer too, he’s lived a long time and would surely be intrigued with that right

and after this due to the lingering trauma from the incident klein had to consult miss justice audrey for psychological help for the first time which was 🥹 she told him to not give up, don’t keep everything inside & to wish for happiness pleaseee I will cry she’s so sweet

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LEONARD FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT KLEIN IS STILL ALIVE UEUEUGHFJhhhyuUHOUGHHHHHRAGAHHFHFHFHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

he finalllyyy connected the dots that his old friend resurrected and is sherlock moriarty and gehrman sparrow. he even went all the way to tingen to dig up klein’s grave to check for sure if he was there and found it empty… URGH URHG urgh dies. leonard became aware that klein is connected with the fool and that his goal is the same as his own— to take revenge on the people who destroyed their team and ohhh he was Sooo emotional about it. my heart broke reading the way his eyes teared up and his hands trembled when he thought about klein? please its so 😭😭😭😭 oh my god I love them 🥲🥹💖 and klein got in contact with him as his identity dwayne (which leonard thinks is azik), trying to protect leonard and warn him about dangers from a distance. I weep 😭😭

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speaking of azik, the stuff with him afterwards gosh my heart Again. so his soul was fractured into two by Death…… the answers he had been seeking all this time was that heartbreaking truth. he successfully found the other half of his soul, but it had already become a horrible monster :(((

I can’t imagine just being faced with That creepy creature other version of you, and knowing if you rejoin with it, this missing piece which you’d been searching hundreds and thousands of years for, it will completely change your whole being into a monster too. one that is cold, cruel, and insane, you will lose all your humanity. but if you don’t, you will continue to reincarnate repeatedly in the immortal torment cycle, endlessly losing and regaining your memories 😔

it was such a close call for a minute there bc he was drawn in against his will, but after being given a set of options azik made the incredibly difficult choice to give up that piece of his soul forever 🥲😭 I am happy he did because I really didn’t want him to turn evil, but gosh the sacrifice was huge wasn’t it

ultimately azik didn’t want to lose himself, his humanity, feelings of love and happiness, his beautiful memories with his children and his loved ones. as a result he will be doomed to forget again & again once more but at least this time it was by his decision right…? 😭 klein is there to write a letter to help him remember this time too, so maybe it’s not so bad…….. ough. that’s beautiful I cries 💔

“Sleep isn’t a bad thing either. At least I’ll have dreams. And in those dreams, I never left”

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YEAH AND THE MYSTERIOUS DEAD ANGEL SEALED ARTIFACT IS THE DESCENT VESSEL OF THE EVERNIGHT GODDESS. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE

SHE SMILED AT KLEIN BACK THEN DURING THE GREAT SMOG

SHE PURPOSEFULLY TRANSPORTED KLEIN TO THE HORNACIS MOUNTAIN PEAK REALM SO HE COULD UNCOVER THE SECRETS?

SHE ASSISTED AZIK WITH HIS DECISION

SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN WATCHING KLEIN/THOSE CLOSE TO HIM???? HE IS AN EVERNIGHT BLESSED…… HE WAS SINCE HE TOUCHED THE SWORD BACK IN VOLUME 1. HEY!

and she now controls the artificial death I guess :0

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I had many thoughts up to this point so before I get to ranting about the finale of the volume lemme go through them

first, klein adventuring in the southern continent!!! return of danitz and anderson!! (who’s been suffering recently, poor guy) klein turned a monster pathway beyonder into his marionette which gave him control of fate abilities, And turned admiral hell ludwell into his marionette too!!! thank you azik :3 the news spread like wildfire and gehrman sparrow easily gets more famous and feared, as he should mhm 🙂‍↕️

now I had this little wondering since before which I’ll mention— the spirit world colored lights. I know that they can sense a slight abnormality on klein as shown by yellow light before, but I’m curious how they would treat The Fool if they directly met him? because he is the existence that rules above the spirit world, above the grey fog, would they be his subjects then?

ALSO KLEIN THE WORLD DWAYNE DANTES MET AUDREY AND THEY R WORKING TOGETHER NOW HEHEHEHEHE I loooove when he meets his tarot club members 💖 I need her to meet him as gehrman sparrow in the real world now

and seriously every chapter that goes by I get more concerned as to where amon is 😭 like he is directly trying to track down the fool’s believers in backlund. he is Around.

anon feels creepy to me in such a unique way like a storm constantly looming on the periphery. his brief appearances are enough to make people literally jump up and run for the hills Like. him just being in backlund made leonard + pallez & klein instantly gtfo. he’s been the only entity capable so far of sticking his hand directly into the grey fog. all of these super ominous vibes surround him, and yet the last I saw of him he was casually having dinner at a random backlund pub???? the juxtaposition????? guy has a sense of he doesn’t gaf, he’s enigmatic which is even More eerie imo. it feels like any minute his avatar will suddenly appear and attack, and from the impression im forming so far it feels like he’ll casually do it like he’s ordering a coffee. idk yet if im right w that but I just Know the encounter is going to happen at some some point 100%. it’s just a matter of when…. the apprehension.

also y’know I never expected to see zaratul appear before the azik memory plotline reached its conclusions, and I certainly didn’t expect to see the azik conclusions happen before will auceptin’s birth. I no longer have any ability to predict where this novel goes and that’s beautiful.. I did love the progression of how things went though. the structure of having azik’s matter completed, leading directly to the evernight goddess reveal whose hints were scattered in since volume 1, leonard’s realizations, and all of these tying together into the situation regarding ince zangwill was so smooth

anyway I started getting scared bc I felt it was the calm before the storm and

Boy Was I Right !

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INCE. ZANGWILL.

THE CONFRONTATION IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FINALLY HAPPENED AAAAGRGRHHRAHHHHHH I was Enraged at that man during the whole battle. I legit started to wildly type annotations to express my disgusted reaction while reading I wanted him dead 💀

klein marionetting himself to escape the notice of 0-08 that’s my intelligent friend right there 👍👍 + LEONARD MADE ME CRY. BUT HE CHANTED THE FOOL’S NAME!! GET HIM IN THE TAROT CLUB NOWNOWNOWNOWWWW

when klein finally appeared on the battlefield in person, as klein moretti, I Freaked Out, the entire scene of klein executing Ince Zangwill was SO PEAK SOOOO PEAKKKK OH MY GOD 💥💥💥💥 EACH BULLET SHOT HE DEDICATED TO A DIFFERENT PERSON THAT INCE ZANGWILL HURT IN THE PAST OHHH IT WAS AWEOSME HEHRKGKGG AUDHFJGIGJGFBW 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥HSVFNFIFJFHDBDB DBFBFFBFHCBFBSKWODJGJGIDISICFJEBFBFHRKDJFJHHGGGHOOOUFJGJGNGN AFBNFFKKBDAAJNFE I DIED

THE DANCE I SOBBED SO MUCH HE REALLY TRANSFORMED INTO DUNN SMITH TO GIVE DALY A LAST DANCE WITH HER LOVE ONE FINAL TIME

AND HE ALSO TURNED HER INTO A MARIONETTE SO SHE COULD DIE PEACEFULLY AS A HUMAN NOT AS A MONSTER THAT LOST CONTROL. LEONARD WATCHED IT ALL W TEARS STREAMING DOWN HUS FACE HES JUST LIKE ME hyughhHDHGUGHhh daly :((( this was so sosososo beautiful but IT HURT SO MUCH DTOP PLEASE

in the middle of THIS klein fully digested marionettist, under the watch of adam (who stole the quill btw, that’s not good…..) he finished the grand performance of killing a high level creature which was the ritual condition, finished the dance and drank the bizarro sorcerer potion THEN HIS WHOLE SELF LITERALLY RIPPED APART ??? RIGHT WITHIN ALL THAT EMOTIONAL DAMAGE HES GOTTA PIECE HIS MAGGOT-SELF BACK TOGETHER R U SERIOUS? GOD IT WAS REALLY HORRIFYING TO VISUALIZE THAT IN MY HEAD BUT HE DID IT HE FINALLY SUCCEEDED IN BECOMING A DEMIGOD YAYAhaha👏👏👏😭😭😭

within this most agonizing grieving way possible, the leonard & klein reunion finally happened. they finally talked to each other after a year guys omg 😃🫰

leonard tearfully asked if he’d come back and then klein Turned Away, said he can’t return anymore, and Left. 🙂

FMLLLLLLLLL

NOOOOOOOOOO IM ALREADY ON THE GROUND WHYY 😭😭🫡🫡😭😭

and WHAT was that cliffhanger? there’s cocoons hung up in the grey fog by the weird door thing above the steps with the spirits of ppl from earth in them??? tf does this mean ? that’s so painful of a cliffhanger why would you end the volume like that 😭

I have no words tbh how can I be normal after reading this I need a personal apology 🚶

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I’ve been distracted all day since last night w dry eyes making this post from my notes while repeating the scenes in my head. the emotional catharsis and tragedy was excellent it affected me really hard <\3

everything that happened from beginning to end of this volume was amazing, it was easily my top favorite volume so far. the last part is certainly my #1 favorite scene ever ❤️‍🩹 I love this novel so much it’s the most specialest bestest ever

there was lots more stuff going on like the red angel medici, the marauder pathway girl hazel with her rat teacher, the psychology alchemists stuff with audrey, but idk if I can form any additional theories abt that right now or analysis of any characters other than what I already have written here, I’m emotionally exhausted 😭 I just need to start the next volume and know what happens okay that cliffhanger was mean. and in this next volume I’d better see my boy leonard joining the tarot club!!! c’mon he’s basically there already he chanted the fool’s name, him and klein can’t just separate like that again. let me have this please. my lotm playlist needs more songs as well, especially some emotional ones now, im working on it and just sitting with the feelings more. :’) if anyone has any recommendations lmk

I love klein I love gehrman sparrow I love leonard mitchell and audrey and azik peace and love for everyone 🫶 not ince zangwill though im glad he’s dead.

next up volume 5, see you again soonnn ദ്ദി(╥﹏╥)

#kade reads lotm #lotm #lord of the mysteries #lotm spoilers #man. o(-(#I loveee making this style of posts though #they are pretty unfiltered #I wanna capture exactly how I felt in the moment when reading and many parts Are directly from notes/drafts that I did write in the moment #yes I make notes as I read and I analyze stuff often #making these posts helps a lot to sort what was learned & digest the emotions #fun stuff to look back on also #lowkey probably reads like giant walls of ravings 💀 but hey that fits the source material :3 #i am happy u guys are liking them and seeing my experience with lotm 💖🫂 it’s very fun #<- normal person who likes things normally

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