#obey me Headcanons

[vampofthevallee]

Psst.. hey vampy.. hey… remember your cunting season beel? …I bet it’s not the full version 😼

Ask and you shall receive😼

Considering I think about this concept every day, I don't have the work to show for it💔

[thedemonsnightmare]

Which languages they can speak-

Everyone-

Japanese, English

Lucifer-

German, Italian, Latin

Mammon-

Never learned any other language

Leviathan-

Doesn’t have the time to learn languages but possibly Korean

Satan-

Russian, Korean (possibly some more)

Asmodeus-

French, Spanish

Beelzebub-

Chinese

Belphegor-

Chinese

(Beelzebub and Belphegor learned it together)

[lovetei]

There are just random unexplainable things they do to you

For example, when LUCIFER is walking past you in a narrow way, like in the kitchen, he would always bump his hips on to you to make you stumble a little bit and walk away like he did nothing.

Whenever MAMMON uses his deluxe 666 car and spotted you in the streets, best belive he's gonna press his foot on the gas and make that annoying "Vroom vroom~" sound at you, pull down and wink at you like a street pervert.

On the other hand, LEVIATHAN will always make you download every single app that makes it seem like you're a couple. Those widgets that has you taking care of the same pet and he would constantly remind you throughout the day to "Feed our children."

While SATAN is the one that would unconsciously hold doors open for you, would unconsciously hold the corners of tables when you bend down to pick something up.

ASMODEUS is cheeky, whenever he would see you, and I mean, anywhere. He would sneak up behind you and give your ass that hellishly painful pinch and run away laughing.

And BEELZEBUB is the type to massage you randomly. Like when he saw you sitting down, he would randomly place his hands on your shoulders then he would unconsciously start massaging you.

BELPHEGOR is still a menace and he knows when to strike. Whenever you're busy holding too many things, he would sneak behind you and press or kick you behind the knees to make them fold.

[the-silverspeedster]

yall i did NOT expect mams to win but you got it babes Mammon headcannons for yall🩷

this man does NOT understand what a period is at all he knows girls bleed every month but not WHY so when your on your period he thinks your dying

is litterally the most dramatic sick person even asmo thinks hes being a lil much he will and does try to guilt you into spending money on him when hes sick by framing it as him being 'out of it'

he watches say yes to the dress to figure out whats 'fashionable' to girls so when he does actually buy YOU something he knows you'll like it and if you dont he questions everything the show ever taught him

he gossips with Barb every sunday because Barb gets all the good stuff

he steals Beel's snacks without Beel seeing so that Beel will give him money to get him more but he spends it on other things and says that they were out of his snacks which 99% of the time is a lie

he TRIES to pay attention to what you say but halfway through he spaces out and you have to start over, that interaction repeats 6 times until his brain catches up and he gets it...unless its something homework related his ass is NOT paying attention no matter how many times you start over

he secretly likes the sims because he gets to cheat motherload and buy whatever he wants for his sims and did steal 30 bucks from lucifer to but cats and dogs pack because he wanted his sims to have a golden retriver

lucifer head cannons ⬆️

[tsukii0002]

Imagine that Mc is the only person capable of saying no to Diavolo normally, without any fear or consideration for his status. For example, imagine that when they were in the human world Diavolo proposes something grandiloquent and attention-grabbing, but Mc tells him firmly “No, Dia, we're not going to do that”. Or in the creation of a new event, the prince proposes to alter all the schedules to do something totally new and unknown, everyone is racking their brains to tell him it's not a good idea and the human just comes up to him and says “It's not a good idea, let's think of something else”.

And while all the demons around look at Mc with fear, reproach or disbelief. We have the future king of Devildom looking with heartfelt eyes at the human. Because in Devildom he can do anything, no one can deny him anything reasonable or not, most demons are unable to even show disagreement against him. But Mc is not afraid to speak their mind, they are not afraid to tell him how bad some ideas are, how dangerous or senseless they are, they are not afraid to go against him. And that just makes him, for once, feel like someone treats him as an equal, sees him as an equal. And that just makes the demon appreciate the human more and more.

Noble Demon: What do you see in that human, my lord?

Diavolo: *heart-shaped eyes* They tell me no.

Mc: *saluting him with a smile*

Diavolo: *sighing* They are perfect.

Noble Demon: ???

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Thanks for reading 🩷

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[babiigirly]

—Mammon.

[squeakyducky]

Compilation of Lucifer trying to steal Asmo's title

[comfortcharacterprompts]

Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*

[ibukiful]

[zephyrchama]

Mammon is highly possessive of you. It shows in all gestures big and small. From insisting you take the window seat so you're less visible from the train aisle, to wresting you away from his slimy brothers when they get too close. He takes out predatory loans to buy you a little something when you're feeling down. Usually treats and getaways. They're rumored to bring lovers closer together when shared, but you don't need to know about that. He reminds you that he's your first - that means he needs to be the priority in your life. Don't you forget it.

Mammon is also incredibly tsundere. "Whaddya think you're doing!?" he'll exclaim, pushing you away. His cheeks are as red as his savings account. "Tryin' to worm your way into my arms like that? Ain't never heard of a human as bold as you."

Except, he forgets that he's the one who grabbed you. Curled his arms protectively around you and pulled you into his chest as if shielding you from rains of hellfire. Guarded you from prying eyes of lesser beings and swept you away somewhere more secluded, all because a random salesman grabbed your shoulder. Only he's allowed to touch you like that. Only when his heart is ready.

[lovetei]

TW: Smut, slut boys

They have dignity, of course, being the renowned avatars of hell, they have to carry themselves with grace and pride.

But that doesn't seem to be the case for you whenever you have them spreading their legs as wide a possible for you.

While doing his paper works, LUCIFER likes to have you under his desk, sucking his cock as he sat on the edge of his seat. Legs kept wide open for you while his pants are bunched on one of his ankles.

MAMMON will be gasping and whining as you suck him off in the back seats of his car. His shades fogging as he squirms in his seat, gripping the leather to hold on his dear dicks life.

LEVIATHAN would be such a good boy for you. His pants and boxers long discarded to the side as he sits on the edge of pool, holding up his hoodie for you using his mouth, showing off his toned waist while you suck him off where everyone might see.

SATAN who willingly sits on his desk, takes his pants off himself and spreads his legs on top of the table. His hips bucking as he bites his lip when he feels himself on the edge for the third time.

While inside a private room in a club, ASMODEUS would be holding his legs up as you abuse his sensitive tip. Red bottom heels on the air as he lets out the most pornographic moans.

BEELZEBUB will be obedient though. Sitting inside the locker rooms, still wet from the shower after a game because you told him you'll give him a reward if he won MVP of the game.

And BELPHEGOR who lays lazily on his bed, naked after he insisted you can do whatever you wanted with him. His body laying on a forth of blankets on pillows, leg bent and wide open for your meal.

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Links: Masterlist

[zouzoru-comms-open]

H-hey *drops all their obey me fanarts because I wanna make commissions*

[vylosinbound]

Slipping into sleep

MC falls asleep in front of the brothers

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Belphegor

Genre: Fluff / Slice of Life / Comfort

In the Devildom, it’s always night, and for a human like MC, the lack of sunlight can become exhausting. With different rhythms and endless-feeling days, it’s not unusual for MC to suddenly collapse onto someone… even at the most unexpected moments.

How would each brother react?

LUCIFER

A soft, elegant melody played in the background, keeping you company alongside two glasses of fine demonus, one of Lucifer’s favorites. In his study, your voice had grown quieter and quieter until you finally gave in, leaning against his shoulder with a slow, deep breath.

Lucifer paused mid-sentence, his gaze drifting down to you.

“...Really? Now?”

he sighed softly, though a small, fond smile tugged at his lips.

The truth was, the warmth of your body against his affected him more than he cared to admit.

He watched you for a moment, then set his pen aside and slid an arm around you, pulling you closer to better support you.

“...You’re so fragile sometimes. But with me, you’re allowed to be.” His voice was low, barely above a whisper.

Lucifer continued his work with careful composure, though every so often, his eyes would flicker back to you, as if to make sure you were still breathing easily.

MAMMON

You were lying together on the couch, watching one of his favorite movies (a loud, over-the-top action flick), and Mammon was in the middle of an animated rant about how he could "take that guy down in five seconds flat", when he felt a soft breath against his chest.

You had completely collapsed, curled up against him. "Hey... MC...? You even listenin’—oh..."

His cheeks instantly flared bright red. Mammon bit his lip, barely holding back the urge to wake you up just to see that confused little face of yours. Instead, he tightened his arms around you, heart pounding wildly.

"Sleep tight, babe..."

The words were whispered so quietly he was sure you couldn't hear them, a sweetness he only ever let slip when he thought you were fast asleep.

LEVIATHAN

You had been gaming in his room, surrounded by piles of plushies and anime merch. At some point, your controller slipped from your hands, and you slumped against him, fast asleep. Levi froze instantly, his entire body stiff with panic.

"O-OMG... MC?! W-what do I do?!"

He was sweating bullets, heart racing, mentally flipping through every "how to handle sleeping MC" trope he had ever read in fanfics. Finally, he cautiously, so cautiously, laid a trembling hand on your hair, stroking gently.

"I-it's fine... you can sleep on me if you want..."

His voice was barely a whisper, but the tips of his ears were burning bright pink.

SATAN

You were reading with him in his room. His voice, calm and deep as he read aloud, had an almost magical way of lulling you to sleep. Without warning, you leaned against him, your breathing slow and even.

Satan noticed immediately and smiled to himself. "You really are precious, MC."

Without a word, he pulled a blanket around you and kept reading, this time just for you. His voice softened even further, a silent promise to guard your dreams.

ASMODEUS

Asmo had been showing you some new skincare products, excitedly chatting about face masks and beauty routines. You leaned into him, clearly exhausted.

He gasped, then giggled softly. "Aww, my darling MC… completely worn out! So cute!"

With infinite care, he repositioned you comfortably against him, running his fingers through your hair in slow, affectionate strokes.

Every now and then, he pressed tiny kisses to your forehead.

"Sleep well, love. You're in the best hands possible."

BEELZEBUB

Beel was munching on a snack after training when you slumped beside him, yawning.

He noticed right away when you leaned into his side, falling asleep without a second thought.

"Oh... MC fell asleep?"

He set his food down quietly and wrapped his massive arm around you like a protective wall.

Beel didn't even dare to move too much, afraid to disturb you. He simply sat there, holding you gently, feeling the slow rhythm of your breathing against him.

BELPHEGOR

Belphie was already half-asleep, of course. But when you curled up against him and buried your face in his chest, a smug little smile appeared on his lips. Without even opening his eyes, he tightened his arms around you, pulling you even closer.

"Yeah... right where you belong..."

He nuzzled against your hair, completely content, and let himself drift into sleep with you tangled securely in his arms.

[irishmammonagenda]

Sometimes you forget just how immensely powerful Diavolo is. Which is why you should be careful with your words.

Not in the way that other demons are, when they tremble in front of his regal form.

No; you need to be careful with your words because mentioning in casual conversation that you need to get a Netflix subscription again (because you'd cancelled it the first time you were transported into the Devildom) had ended in the Demon Prince buying the whole fucking company.

God forbid you even look at a piece of jewellery or clothing for more than a split second, or else it'd end up on your windowsill the next morning.

You don't need to fear the Demon Prince like the others do, you do however, need to visit him later and thank him for the necklace that'd shown up on your windowsill today.

[squeakyducky]

Reminder that both MC and Lucifer are 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎

[melodiesz]

Hey! I've seen you're looking for requests. I would like to request either general romantical headcanons with Lucifer, Diabolo and Simeon or how they would sleep with their lover for the first time. I am not sure what's you would be more comfortable as a writer. Thank you

What their first time with you is like ⋆˚࿔

ft: Lucifer, Diavolo, & Simeon x gn!reader 𝜗𝜚

LUCIFER

-Lucifer is patient, letting you get adjusted to his impressive (and terrifying) size while simultaneously teasing you when you struggle to take it.

-He would have you on your stomach since he knew one look at your flushed face would have him pounding you into the mattress—and that treatment could wait for your second round.

-But if you WANT him to be rough? Oh he’s grabbing your wrists to hold your hands behind your back, pushing your back into a mean arch and slamming into you so hard you swear you can feel him in your lungs.

-Demonic backshots was an understatement as he made up for all the times you’d teased him but never acted on your words. Scratch being sweet, he wanted to insure you remembered your first time together by not being able to walk for days.

-But as soon as you tire each other out he’s preparing you a bath at the perfect temperature, a tray of your favourite snacks and a drink placed nearby for you to enjoy as he joins you in the tub and scrubs your hair soothingly <3

DIAVOLO

-Diavolo couldn’t care less what position you were in, but I see him using cowgirl during your first time together so you could have more control. Not because he’s afraid of hurting you, but to let you take the reins so he can study what you like.

-Praises you but will throw in a few degrading words if that’s what you like. Will immediately attack your neck, licking and sucking at it and leaving the prettiest little claims on you.

-When you moan especially loud he will manhandle you into a specific angle so that his thick head rams against that special spot inside you with every drop of your hips.

-Watches your face the whole time and grabs your hips to still them if you look away. He wants to see every emotion on your face to know what makes you bite your lip or has your eyes rolling back in pleasure.

-If you get tired he’ll grab your hips more firmly and flip you over, thrusting into you at the speed he now knew you liked best and leaving even more hickeys on your most sensitive spots. ˚୨୧⋆.˚

SIMEON

-Simeon is so gentle the first time, wanting you to be as comfortable as possible and constantly checking if you’re okay. He’d probably have you in a position like missionary because he wants to see your face, and so he can intertwine his fingers with yours to press loving kisses to your hand.

-His lips wouldn’t leave yours unless you physically pushed his face away to get some air (to which he would pout until you kissed him again) or when he wanted to whisper soft praises into your ear.

-He wouldn’t leave any marks on your skin—too afraid of “tainting your beautiful body”—in his words. However he secretly would enjoy you leaving hickeys all over him so he could admire them later.

-He would ensure you two cum at the same time or you before him so he can gaze down at your blissed-out face like you’re the most beautiful sight in the world (to him, you are).

-Would want you to fall asleep in his arms afterwards, admiring your satisfied face and pressing kiss after kiss to it before joining you in your slumber.

a/n: tysm for the request!! I hope this is what you wanted :)) I need Simeon carnally