#obv for CandyBug

[tvntheatre]

Might just be me but Turbo I don't think you're cured of disease.

Too lazy to edit rn so IT'S POST OR NOTHING GUYS!!

[king-candybug-backup]

I thought of a really dumb crack ship but the more I think about it the more I'm like. Wait why is this kinda working

Markowski x candybug

Specifically post killswitch candybug. Obv I don't know how killswitch ends but I'm gonna assume he 1. Lives. And 2. Eventually starts to Chill Out. This is the foundation

They meet somewhere very coincidentally and engage in awkward small talk (intentionally awkward on turbos part. He thinks it's funny to watch markowski get more and more anxious)

Markowski at some point mentions how much he hates his game. Turbo then goes 'are you a major character?? No? Why not just leave. The players wont notice lmao'

Revolutionary thought for markowski. He's of course like nooo I would never I would neverrr. But the thought is planted. He can't stop thinking about it. After a particularly bad work day he goes to seek out turbo intentionally (maybe vanellope gang go to tappers idk) and talk to him.

Markowski is like ok I'm kinda really considering it. But what would I do all day?? Turbo is like 'what I do all day. Whatever the hell I want'

I invision this branching slowly into markowski starting to hang around sugar rush more, trying to work up the courage to talk to Calhoun about ditching hero's duty. Thus begin slow friendship. The actual romance is very slowburn lmao.. but I can't get the picture of domestic markowski/turbug out of my head 😭 what if they make a house right on the outskirts of sugar rush. A very big house that can fit the small kaiju. What if markowski picks up creative hobbies and it inspires candy to try out some new hobbies himself??

What would this ship even be called. Candykowski? Candykow 😭 I kinda like candykow actually

I'm. Rahh. Losing my mind. This is gutters anon btw breaking into your inbox with more Thoughts tm

SOBBING MY EYES OUT LMFAO

WELL, I HAVE CERTAINLY SHIPPED WEIRDER, I COULD SEE IT 😂😂😂 Honestly has a lot of fun potential ashgdgfjvbmjnk

Markowski: I'm too afraid of Cy-bugs to continue Hero's Duty

Also Markowski: *starts dating a Cy-bug*

Calhoun: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-