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crownofbegonias · 6 months ago
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Jolene Robinson & robot daughters
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ragingduststorm · 1 year ago
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With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
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Been sitting (lol) on this little piece of Adrian Chase smut for over six months, so here you go. I miss my little murderous pookie and you can't tell me that face doesn't beg to be sat on.
Disclaimer: established relationship, Y/N uses they/them pronouns and is a vagina owner, mention of weight based insecurities, but Adrian is an absolute sweetheart about it
Warnings: 18+, face sitting (duh), oral (both receiving) and... not much else? This is honestly kinda tame to what I usually write
Word count: ~1,9k
„You’re such an idiot.“, accompanied by a laugh. Their real laugh. Adrian loved it. Loved that they were so comfortable around him to completely be their true self. To not hide their smile behind their hands or stifle their laugh. “Look, I’m just saying-“ Adrian stood in the bedroom, jeans on, but shirtless. He’d already sniffed all his shirts lying around on the floor and deemed them too smelly and now he couldn’t decide what to wear. Y/N entered, clothes wise the exact opposite. They were wearing a low-cut tank top, over it one of his flannels and down below only bright pink underwear that hugged their curvaceous butt in just the right way. Adrian snapped out of his staring when his favourite sweater was thrown in his face. “I’m sorry, what did you say? I was hypnotized by your beautiful ass.” They rolled their eyes but grinned at the same time. “I said, that if you don’t shut your filthy mouth, I’ll have to do it for you!” Adrian could feel the bulge in his pants, that was already quite big due to the sight in front of him, start to throb. He swallowed hard. “And how would you do that?”, he asked with a nervous laugh. Even after a year he still got a little nervous around them. They slowly stepped over the pile of discarded shirts towards him. Their hand touched the waistband of his jeans and slowly moved upwards along his naked torso. Adrian shivered from the touch and the excitement. Finally, their hand reached his lips. “I could just sit on your face. Don’t think you’d be such a smart mouth then.” His eyes widened as he took the words in. Oh. Fuck. Yes. He’d been wanting this ever since he’d first seen them. Had fantasized about it so many times, back when they hadn’t known he existed, when he’d kept them safe from afar. “But alas, we have to go to this stupid birthday party.” They shrugged and turned around, taking the pile of shirts to the bathroom with them.
Adrian stood there dumbfounded. After a minute he shook his head. Absolutely not. Now that they had put the thought into his brain, he couldn’t get it out anymore. He would be an absolute mess at the stupid party if they didn’t remedy that beforehand. In his head, a plan had already formed. He threw the blankets and pillow off the unmade bed and positioned himself on it. For a second, he thought about what to say. He couldn’t mention anyone from the team, then Y/N’s mind would be on the party and how late they were. No, Adrian had to get personal. “Stargate Atlantis didn’t deserve another season. The ending was exactly right.” He listened intently and heard the washing machine door slam shut. More then. “Dogs are better than cats in every aspect and nobody should settle for cats.”, he said. His words had the desired effect. He could hear them stomping over. This was too easy. “What the fuck are you on about, Adr-“ They stood in the doorway, their angry look turning into surprise when they saw him on the bed. “PCs are better than consoles and only PC gamers are real gamers.” Adrian had to suppress a laugh. “Seriously?”, they asked, walking over to the bed. He could feel their gaze wandering over his body. Now he just had to drive it home. He looked into their eyes and with a smirk said: “I’m going to keep saying stupid shit all night. Unless you shut me up of course.” Y/N was obviously torn. Adrian could see it in their body language. For one, they hated being late to anything, but on the other side they were turned on both at the thought and from seeing him like this. “But the party…” “I don’t care about that stupid party.” That was a lie. He’d been helping Ads plan this party for weeks, but not even his love and adoration for Peacemaker could overwrite his want, no his need, of having the person that he loved sit on his face. “Come and sit on my face., baby.”, Adrian said with that low raspy voice that he knew Y/N couldn’t resist. And if that still hadn’t convinced them, he added softly: “Please.” His words had the desired effect. “Fuck, okay. But we don’t have much time.”, they said, anxiety mixed with want.
They got on the bed and a little clumsily positioned their knees on either side of Adrian’s head. He could smell the citrusy smell of the bodywash they had just used, and beneath it he could smell them. Adrian lifted one hand and traced their outline through the underwear. They moaned quietly and Adrian now had an obvious raging boner that was very visible in his jeans. “Already wet for me.”, he whispered. “Shut up, Vigilante.”, they said, their voice now dominant. Y/N quickly took that pretty underwear off and he could finally see the object of his desire. They were unexpectedly clean shaven. “Did you do that for m-“ The rest of his sentence was muffled as they lowered themselves down and he wanted nothing more than to please. His hands wandered along their thighs, their ass, under their shirt, everywhere he could reach. He looked up and because he was still wearing his glasses, he could see them looking into his eyes. Right into his soul. Every movement of his tongue had an immediate effect on them. A lick up had them tighten up around him, a dip inside made them close their eyes and moan. But still they hovered above his face. This wasn’t what they had promised. He pushed down on their thighs, signaling them to finally sit, but they refused. He took off his glasses, thinking maybe they were afraid to break them but still they wouldn’t budge. “Sit down.”, he commanded, his voice thick with need. “Adrian…”, they whispered, “I don’t want to hurt you.” So that was the problem. He should have known. Even though Y/N didn’t often show it, they were self-conscious about their weight. It had gotten worse with Emilia around, Y/N often comparing themselves to her. He had never understood why. Peacemaker might be into super fit and built like a stick, but Adrian didn’t see what was so appealing about her. Y/N was perfect exactly the way they were, with all their curves and the little extra weight they had gained ever since they were a couple turned Adrian on even more.
“You’re not going to hurt me. And even if you did, it would be worth it.” And with that he took them by the waist and pushed down, his strength coming in handy. Finally, they sat, Adrian now buried in pussy, just like he’d always dreamed of. Y/N finally started to let loose and moved their body, riding his face exactly how they wanted it. “Fuck, Adrian, keep going. Right there.”, they screamed. Adrian, his tongue now deep inside them, could feel how close they were. Determined to drive them over the edge, he dug his nails into their ass, knowing what that would do to them. They pressed down hard as they came, Adrian could feel a crunch in his nose, but he didn’t give a shit. Y/N was screaming his name, their taste filled his mouth and that was all that mattered. Slowly, they came back down again, but he knew they weren’t finished. Slowly they leaned back, one hand still in his hair, the other wandering down his torso. Toward that now painful erection. Oh God, yes. Clumsily they opened the first button and Adrian let go so they could reposition themselves. Y/N turned around, their perfect ass now right in his face. Together they got rid of his stupid jeans. Why hadn’t he taken them off before? Slowly, Y/N drew along the outlines of him and then finally released him, his throbbing erection almost hitting them in the face. “So impatient.”, they murmured and in return, Adrian dipped his tongue into them again, resulting in a moan. “Okay, okay, I get it.”, they laughed, their mouth now hovering right above his cock. He really wanted to get back to licking, but he had to concentrate so he could make out how they slowly closed their lips around his tip. Adrian threw his head back in reaction and cursed. His breath now came short as they worked their way further and further down his cock. Unable to keep up a steady rhythm with his tongue, he lifted a finger. He had no trouble getting it wet before inserting it slowly. Y/N had stopped, eyes closed and his cock in their mouth. Their moan reverberated through him. As they continued, Adrian matched their rhythm, up and down, in and out. Because he knew it would drive them wild, he inserted a second finger, just as they were at the base of his cock. In thanks, Y/N used one hand to cradle his balls. Adrian almost couldn’t take it anymore, but he wanted, needed Y/N to come with him. So, he went faster and harder, his mouth now kissing and slightly biting their thighs. They couldn’t keep themselves together now, using their hand to stroke him off frantically. “Adrian!”, they screamed. “Fuck, baby, come for me!”, he answered and they did. They clenched his fingers rigorously and Adrian couldn’t keep it in anymore. Y/N had positioned their mouth hovering over his dick, tongue at the tip, to catch what came out of him. For a second, Adrian saw stars as he came, their name like a prayer on his lips. They kept on stroking him through his orgasm.
When they both were finished, Y/N collapsed on top of him, their head resting on his leg, their hand still slowly and carefully stroking him. Adrian’s hands were caressing their body, trying to keep them somewhat warm since he knew they got cold quickly. “I’m a fucking genius.”, Y/N suddenly exclaimed. Adrian’s post coital brain was still fogged up. “What?” They turned around, now straddling his waist and pointed at their chest. “Not a drop on my top.” Adrian laughed. That was the person he was with. And he loved it. They lowered their head to kiss him deeply. Adrian could taste the saltiness of his cum on their tongue, immediately making him want a round two. Y/N with their sixth sense felt that and said: “Come on, big boy. I’m hungry.” They slapped his pecks twice before getting up, stretching their sore legs. They took a pair of fresh underwear and their favourite pants and made for the bathroom. Slowly, Adrian got out of his fugue state. He looked for his discarded underwear and jeans, found them in a pile on the floor and went to check his hair in the mirror when he suddenly laughed. His nose wasn’t broken, but a bruise was already forming at the base. He didn’t care though. Actually, he was quite proud. When Peacemaker eventually brought it up, he could boast about it and make his best friend super jealous about the perfect relationship and amazing sex life that he, Vigilante, not Peacemaker, had. With a broad smile on his face he made to get ready.
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billy-jeans23 · 1 year ago
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Hello friend, I trust you're having a great day, I'm not a bot(lol) I'm Ben, the transwoman who was sent to a correctional home by her parents for wanting to be Trans. You reacted to a post(url! Fartherbyfar) of mine back in 2021- when I made a post of me wanting to flee(I don't want to add the link, so tumblr won't flag me, but you can see the post on my page). I know it sounds cliche, but unfortunately, here I am 2 years later, still needing support to flee. I made an update on the post about my 2 years journey and how my account was locked. I need all the support i can get from you AGAIN - Kindly boost/donate/like and share if you can. Please check my pinned post for my campaign(including my correctional home story).
I think you are a scammer, your gofundme and ko-fi links are fake. Are you trying to steal card numbers ?? Also, I saw you send the exact same message to a lot of people. If you are not a scammer, please DM me so we can talk about it. Their links :
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This is not even just low level scamming, this is creating websites levels of scamming. I checked "buy me a coffee" website, and a lot of it seems clean except their linkedin page does not exist, thier facebook page last interaction is some saying they are a scammer because they have been contacting help center for months and never got any answer despite getting orders, and the website is OBVIOUSLY based on ko-fi and trying to be ko-fi without being kofi. Same thing for the donatefundme / gofundme link. Either this is a real person beign scammed by two donating websites or they are part of the scam themself. They also sent dozens if not hundreds of the exact same ask, so yeah, likely a scam.
I am tagging people that got this ask or will soon so you are aware of it @vaspider @canisonicscrewyou @seananmcguire @danielwekwek @quotidianish @discount--dracula @fandom-cereal @the-name-is-loser
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96percentdone · 6 years ago
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Hey!! Saw you were doing requests and I wanted to request a saiouma // oumasai fic?with the ' is that my shirt ' prompt?? I love your fics!! -(☆^ー^☆)
As soon as Shuuichi is insidehis apartment, he crashes on the couch. He doesn’t set the door chain afterclosing it, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he doesn’t even take his hat,jacket, or shoes off. He just falls face first onto worn brown leather. Todaywas extremely long; he doesn’t want to move for the rest of hislife after all that running back and forth required for the currentinvestigation. Who knew affairs could get this messy? No more of that today.He’s just going to rest, even if the way his nose is pressed up against theupholstery is increasingly uncomfortable.
Buzz. His phone, pressed somewhere between his side and the back of the couch vibrates from his jacket pocket. Ugh what now? It better not be his uncle telling him to come back to the office or he’ll cry. A sigh, and he rolls over to his side, fumbling in the dark to take his phone out of his pocket.
Quickly he hits the power button, greeted with a message request. That’s weird...He hasn’t really used this website despite making a profile on Akamatsu-san’s request. At most he just scrolls through whatever updates his friends make without making much of his own. He hasn’t even bothered setting his profile picture, so it’s still a default. Who could it be? Click.
clownprince69: heyyy sexy ;)
Great, the bots have found me. It’s a weird username for a bot though, although he’s heard the rumor of bots taking over dead accounts. Is this a sign his own account is about to die? Eh, probably not. He’s pretty sure you have to delete for that to happen. Does he talk? Don’t I have anything better to do? Apparently not, because he’s responding anyway.
acedetective0: surprised you can tell. no picture after all.
Speaking of which...Shuuichi squints at the small icon near the bot’s username. Why does that picture look familiar? Something about that blue pinstripe button down...is that my shirt? Don’t I have a shirt like that?
clownprince69: i’m new to the site. how are you? :)
The bot of course, continues on oblivious, but Shuuichi has other concerns. Clicking on the image takes him to the profile. Shockingly, most of the account is set to private, which is pretty weird for a bot. He’s seen the bots his friends get, and usually they’re not given any privacy setting changes, because the goal is to generate as much traffic as possible. Very weird.
clownprince69: how are you? :)
He hasn’t even said anything, and he’s being asked the same thing again? That’s not typical bot behavior either, Shuuichi thinks. Maybe this is just a person, pretending to be a bot. That or this is a really badly designed bot. 
acedetective0: you’re pretty impatient for someone new.
And also too good at messing with privacy settings for the same reasons, but he keeps that to himself.
clownprince69: hahaha, that’s hilarious. anyway so I wanna show you something cool, you in?
Not really. Honestly, he’s still distracted by that picture. It’s too weird. Overly familiar. The shirt, the blue tie, the hint of black suit pants....isn’t this an outfit he owns? Didn’t he wear that when Akamatsu-san had him pose as her date at that one piano recital she had a few months back? This isn’t just a weird coincidence, right? Isn’t it? Shuuichi frowns. There’s one way to check.
He clicks the picture opening it fullscreen, before heading over to Instagram, aka the social media he uses the least. But he’s not really looking at his page; he’s looking at Akamatsu-san’s. She’s an active user, and if anyone took a picture of him that night and uploaded it, it’d be her. Scrolling...scrolling...scrolling....“Aha!” Found it.
pianofreak: i keep telling him he looks fine, but he won’t stop adjusting his tie lol @acedetective0
It’s a picture of him adjusting his tie with a small frown. He remembers complaining that she posted it, but she waved it off saying that all the likes on are proof he looks just fine, so he let it go. He didn’t think it would come back up again, it’s been months after all, so he forgot about it. And yet—
He quickly switches between Akamatsu-san’s upload, and the profile photo of the bot. Other than the obviously hasty crop job cutting out his face, it’s the exact same picture. The same tie-adjusting pose, the same crisp button up hanging over the same black suit pants from the same 3/4 angle. Guess he wasn’t quite done playing detective today after all. 
But he’s not finished just yet. He still needs to settle it with the ‘bot.’
acedetective0: sure, if I can show you something first.
clownprince69: oooo let me see! I love cool things!
acedetective0: [image upload]acedetective0: not very smart of you to try this with the person whose picture you’re using, huh?
“Got you,” he says, sitting up on the couch with a small grin.
For a minute, there’s no response, just a read receipt. And then finally—
clownprince69: nishishi~ guess you are a detective after all!clownprince69: i’m glad you didn’t disappoint me
Didn’t disappoint huh? So this was a planned thing. Explains why the profile was set to that degree of private. Shuuichi suspects this is actually just someone’s regular account, but they can’t troll so well if all their details are in public. But that just raises the next question.
acedetective0: why did you do this?
clownprince69: boredom mostlyclownprince69: most people never catch on even when i take the pic straight from their profileclownprince69: can you believe it
acedetective0: not really. I think most people would recognize something they posted.
clownprince69: good call cause i lied. i never take directly from their profilesclownprince69: anyway detective-chan, since you passed the first part of my test
First part?
clownprince69: wanna play a game with me?
He’s still hasn’t changed out of his work clothes at all.The lights are off, the door’s closed—a half hour ago he was probably going to just sleep on this couch until he woke up at some unholy hour desperatelyhungry. But he’s not so tired anymore. If anything, he’s kind of interested.
acedetective0: sure. what game?
clownprince69: well, it’d kinda be like guess who. i’m going to keep stealing pictures off the internet, and you’re going to call me out on it.clownprince69: maybe they’ll get increasingly obscure?clownprince69: ooh! here’s a neat twist! you have to figure out who I am too! >:)
acedetective0: how would I do that if you only catfish me?
clownprince69: i’ll make sure to throw in at least one picture of me at one pointclownprince69: and hey, if you get to know me well enough, you’ll figure it out ;)
Shuuichi can’t help but snort at that.
acedetective0: seems like a bizarre way to make friends
clownprince69: you’re just jealous your role isn’t nearly as funclownprince69: anyway, you in?
Well? Is he? If Shuuichi’s being honest, this sounds kind of fun. Maybe it’s just because he’s always enjoyed a mystery, and here one is, freely presenting itself as a challenge. Or maybe it’s just because this was the first amusing thing that’s happened all day. Or maybe it’s because despite his quip earlier, he could use some more friends himself. Maybe it’s all three.
Grinning a little to himself, Shuuichi eagerly replies.
acedective0: I’m in. 
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givelovechooselove · 8 years ago
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I feel like people are trying to analyze Harry's career as it happens and comparing it to Niall and Liam's and it's... completely different. 1. Harry is going to still promote SOTT and HS1 by the beginning of next year with all the awards ceremonies. SOTT is already at 1M in the US and 3M worldwide. It'll probably end up double Platinum US, Platinum UK and with a Grammy nom/win (for rock), a BRIT award, an ARIA award, etc. That and having it charting at #4 makes it an outstanding success. (1)
Especially considering there was a very short promo span and no discounts or payola (on Spotify OR radio). It was an absolutely organic successful solo song. Considering Harry is touring HS1 again until summer next year, it’s probably gonna wind up Platinum or multi Platinum, with several nominations as well. Radio success with rock is quite hard to get, but still SOTT got to be #11 in overall US radio and #1 in European radios (for weeks!!!). SOTT’s video is VEVO certified and was nominated (2)
Two VMAs. Two Ghosts was just biding time until Kiwi, imo. We’ll see if I’m right when Kiwi promo starts, but I think it was just to have something of his on the radio and an excuse for him to do a couple of TV appearances between Dunkirk promo and Kiwi promo. There are articles about his tour, but people would have to seek them out to actually read about him. All tour things are mostly just for the fandom. So, yeah, I don’t think they were ever planning on having Two Ghosts as this huge (3)
single at all. They never did any promo for it and the video was just rehashing footage fans had already seen of him playing live, which with a chill song isn’t that exciting (unless it’s acoustic, which this wasn’t). I don’t think Harry even tweeted about Two Ghosts. Compare that to his promotion of SOTT. Columbia isn’t dumb. If they wanted a huge single, they could’ve done it. I don’t think it’s a flop in the slightest. A flop would be if he had tried and failed, but he didn’t try. (4)
Because that was never the purpose of the song. I do think he’ll do something similar to SOTT with Kiwi. He has the VSFS performance scheduled for around the time of release (a month after radio impact) and he’ll probably be in the X Factor around that time as well. He has the cancer relief concert as well around that time. I expect him to do Fallon, maybe Jingle Bell Ball or some other festival. Kiwi will probably have a banging video. And then he’ll have the BBC Special as well. (5)
Anyway, my point is that HSHQ clearly knows what they’re doing. They want Harry to have a long lasting career, not to be a flash in the pan. Lots of artists have number one singles on radio or drift around the 20s in the charts for months but that doesn’t necessarily mean success. Look at Liam, he got Platinum in the UK but his sales are way lower than Harry’s. Why? Because his Platinum was mostly driven by streams, which he got by being in Spotify lists, which his label paid for. (6)
And while that is a completely valid way of making yourself known, Harry has no need to do that. He can do quality promo that will give him the same results than Niall and Liam going to every single radio station in America. SOTT had Platinum numbers in America after 96 days, which is the exact same amount of time that it took Niall to get Platinum numbers, except Niall had the song on discount for two and a half months by that point. I’m not saying one of them is more successful than the (7)
Other AT ALL, which is the mistake lots of fans make. They have different types of success and all of them are great. Just because Harry didn’t get a radio #1 or didn’t stay in the charts for five months (he stayed for three and a half, so not that bad either lmao) it doesn’t mean that Liam and Niall were more successful. Harry was more successful in other areas and it took him way less effort to get there than Liam and Niall. People need to learn to stop comparing things that aren’t (8)
comparable. I love all three of them (and Louis too obviously) and I’m very happy for the success of all three of them. I wish people could stop taking numbers out of context to make Harry’s success smaller than it is. Harry is the one that’s getting more long-lasting results as of now. Too Much To Ask and Get Low didn’t do nearly half as well as Slow Hands and Strip That Down, and they weren’t album singles to have that excuse. With the success of their other songs, it should be a given (9)
That the next tracks they released would do great automatically, but they didn’t, and that indicates that they don’t have as many new fans as people want to believe they have (and no, twitter followers aren’t indication of new fans, especially considering both Niall and Liam are buying tens of thousands of followers every day and have been doing it for months, which you can check yourself, 90% of their latest followers are bots). Anyway, let’s call things for what they are. Niall and Liam (10)
had lots of success that they had to work VERY hard on, and they still continue to have to work super hard because they aren’t as known. Their songs are super radio friendly and they had to resort to payola in both Spotify and radio to get played more (nothing wrong with that, 1D did it a lot!) and to discount their songs for a LONG time to get them moving. Harry had a very successful single which he got with no shenanigans and just a good sound and promo and he’ll have to continue to work (11)
little butt off to match the level of success with Kiwi (he didn’t do it with Two Ghosts because he clearly wasn’t interested). He’s not after the same thing Liam and Niall are: radio hits. He’s after something completely different. Both Liam and Niall AND Harry are getting what they want, through hard work, talent and good music. But the THREE OF THEM still have LOOOOOADS to do to match more established artists. FIN. Sorry for the rant lol (12)
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bitch WOW I cannot believe you just blessed me with a 12 part anon, a masterpiece. Like… you did not come to play games–receipts AND analysis and not a single lie was told. Amazing. brilliant. fantastic. outstanding.
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i-am-very-very-tired · 8 years ago
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View r/LateStageCapitalism in the app because you deserve the best. CONTINUE or go to the mobile site Log in / Register r/LateStageCapitalismyoutu.be👢 Bootstraps PURE IDEOLOGY: 15 Things Poor People Do That The Rich Don’t u/ExpediteTheSearch 37 Comments79 Best Write a comment ExpediteTheSearch • 65d Poor people watch a lot of TV Poor people eat fast food Poor people buy clothes or products that are on sale Poor people wake up later than rich people in their early years Poor people are really into sports Poor people don't shower as often as rich people do Poor people blame others for their misfortunes Poor people have no money saved Poor people use credit cards or take out loans for useless things Poor people tend to have more kids and earlier in their life Poor people do not do regular checks with their medic Poor people spend money before they get it Poor people surround themselves with other poor people Poor people never follow through on their ideals or potential Poor people believe that others should help them reach the top 32 Arbitraryandunique • 65d Poor people believe what rich people say 34 drtmstr • 65d I honestly lost it at #8. I can't even. 19 gluedtothefloor • 65d It would be hilarious if it were any bit self aware. 11 drtmstr • 65d I think the word here would be "Tragicomic" 5 gluedtothefloor • 65d Yep, that seems about right. 6 DrippingYellowMadnes • 65d Poor people have no money saved Do you know what the word "poor" means? 12 Sitiak_ • 65d The reason the poor are poor is because they don't have money I now understand why the word tautology was created. 6 okmkzProportionately Representative Cheese Segment • 65d The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club 9 minivergur • 65d I hate this. 6 [deleted] • 65d [removed] 1 AutoModeratorFULLY AUTOMATED • 65d Your post was removed because it contained a slur. If you wish to have your post reinstated, please edit it to remove the slur, and then report this comment (it will not be automatically approved when changed). If you want to know why you can't use slurs on LSC, please read this. If you don't know which word was a slur, you should have a message from me in your inbox with the word contained. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 ruaidhri • 65d This is some bullshit. Most of their "points" can be boiled down to one central theme, that is, Poor People are personally responsible for being poor. It follows from this that they believe poor people deserve to be poor. Of course this is the central ideology in the religion of modern western individualistic capitalism. This is the successor to Protestant predetermination as a means of seeing who is worthy. Obviously most people in this sub will know this is bullshit. A significant amount of modern wealth is inherited wealth. Another significant amount of wealth arises from systemic and structural inequalities in the world- someone born in the global south will have a much lower chance of being wealthy relative to someone born in the US or Western Europe. And of course, let's not forget wealth that is extracted from the labour of others. Also the site that produces this video is incredibly weird. www.Alux.com is the largest community of Luxury & Fine Living enthusiasts in the World. Alux a world-wide recognized Authority when it comes to ranking the most expensive things in the world It's a wealth fetish site. It just lists "the most expensive " as if something being expensive makes something worthwhile in its own right. I can guarantee you that no one who is actually wealthy looks to them for their advice. Burn it to the ground and salt the earth after it. No good can grow on this ground again. 42 Aeriku • 65d Man this video is a shitstorm of half truths. I could poke holes into any number of points. 15 omfgforealz • 65d Not watching the video but the thumbnail is from that comic that actually doesn't blame poor people from being poor and does a good job of creating a narrative around the privilege of wealth 16 ruaidhri • 65d It's the exact opposite message of the video. You were right to avoid it. 5 Corporal_SaltJohn Brown did nothing wrong • 65d If poor people want to stop being poor then they need to stop hanging around with other poor people! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 28 JuliaB2016 • 65d bc money is transferred from person to person through osmosis. LOL 17 CheatcodekEnviromental Socialist • 65d That's what they mean by liquidizing assets, right? 7 okmkzProportionately Representative Cheese Segment • 65d wealth is a communicable disease 6 mutley89 • 64d The thing is, they are basically admitting here that their stuff about society rewarding "the best" and "hard work" is bollocks. The people you know and live amongst makes a massive difference to the opportunities you have in life. 3 AbortusLuciferumAnti-capitalist, Anti-fascist • 65d Poor people are born out of other poor people. Rich people usually have rich parents. We thought this was false, but looking into it we found out it's in fact true. The uncomfortable truth is that it is much easier to be rich when you have rich parents, due to things like inheritance and property inheritance. Poor people usually don't go after these benefits, you'd be amazed how little money and property poor people pass on to the next generation. Thank you for watching Aluxers! And remember, your dreams are yours to take! 13 ShawnManX • 65d This video was very helpful, and helped me come up with some solutions to these problems that I feel could ultimately help everyone escape poverty. Let's make poverty a thing of the past! Encourage people to install an add blocker and go outside more, going outside is expensive so I think this could be an argument for a basic income. Sounds like poor people don't have enough time to cook for themselves, probably because many of them are working 2-3 jobs. Again a basic income would empower poeple to drop one of their side jobs, and use that time to cook their own meals. Bonus, there are now more jobs available so unemployment goes down! Again, a basic income would help the poor buy new clothes, rather than those on sale. I'm starting to think this whole video is a propaganda piece for basic income. This is part of a cycle caused by stress, where financial insecurity causes stress, which leads to poor sleep, and a disrupted sleep cycle makes sleeping at regular times more difficult. Can also make people more unacceptable to illness. Another argument for a basic income, as well as public healthcare. Sports are expensive to go out and do, so while poor it makes sense if you're into a sport to stay home and watch it. With a basic income people could more readily go out and do the sports they love. This stems from disrupted sleep cycles, and working too many jobs. Basic income. Blaming others is fair when you have been dis-empowered. This is terrible advice because for lots of poor people the only solution they have control over anymore is suicide. Basic income gives people an out other than running into traffic/jumping off a bridge. Basic income Basic income Access to birth-control and safe abortions. Public healthcare Basic income Well duh, the rich people don't want to hang out with the poor people. Basic income so they can pull themselves out and make some rich friends. Or at least the friends they already have won't be so poor. This is mostly due to a lack of resources, basic income. Well how can you expect them to help themselves, give them a tool to help them and watch what they achieve. I think they're hinting at basic income again. 10 DrippingYellowMadnes • 65d Poor people never follow through on their ideals or potential Woman who invented the fidget spinner isn’t getting anything 7 minivergur • 65d Donald Trump is wealthy and watches a ton of TV 3 neubs • 65d That's his job now though. How much TV do you think he watched in the 70's and 80's? 1 minivergur • 65d I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic but idk, maybe more, maybe less? 4 93re2 • 65d It's noteworthy that the image the video has before you start playing it was taken from a webcomic that made the point that a person's level of wealth is to a large extent due to a complex web of circumstances far outside their sphere of control. You can see the original here. http://thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-pencilsword-on-a-plate 5 frugalgardeners • 65d You all should Google Tom Corley and his research on "poverty habits". He literally makes a living discussing how poor people are to blame for their misfortune. 4 zwirlo • 65d Sure, that's what poor people do, but if "rich" people were raised in poor households, they would form the same habits. Early life environment and education dominates how successful one will be in life, and how their life will turn out. It's one reason why people with rich parents have kids that end up rich, in addition to the financial support to get a good education. 5 romjpnEmployment is part-time slavery • 64d Their website is pure trash with headlines like this : This Summer Dress Made of Straw Hats is The New Trend Because Hats for Your Head are so Last Season Michael Jordan’s Converse Shoes He wore at the ’84 Olympics Sold for $190k at Auction It's just a product from their marketing department to go viral (negatively or positively). Pure BS. 3 minivergur • 65d I'm really sad that they use this comic for the caption of the video because it's actually a really good explanation of privilege 3 GravitySkies • 65d So the thumbnail image they have is from a comic illustrating the differences between rich and poor, and how poor families often don't have the resources to help their children grow up to become successful. Don't usually comment on this sub but jesus fucking christ. 3 BugsHaveProtein • 65d I didn't think a video could make me so angry. I feel like I'm about to be pitched a pyramid scheme. And the fact that they use such an amazing comic strip as their thumbnail makes it even worse. 3 geniusaurus • 64d Aw man I thought this was going to be sarcastic, but nope pretty sure there are some hideous monsters that believe this shit. 😧 3 Tristanmalo666 • 65d A couple of the points are valid but then they come out with the "They buy clothes on sale" 4 minivergur • 65d Which points in particlar did you agree with? 7
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