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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago

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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis #something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario #and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups #this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good #want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room #and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support #they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers #and it's Not The One You Think #oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart #emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen #so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room #(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons #they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways #(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist #and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history #“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you #i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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The funniest part of this new event is the fact I can't find out what's going on it from spoilers. All context is lost in the wave of Hot Eel Mom. I love her, all hail Georgina, mother of This and That, but where is the context? What *is* the event?

to be fair, we're still in the intro part, so not much has actually happened yet! Jade and Floyd were supposed to go to their mom's friend's wedding to help with the ancient merfolk marriage custom of

❤️❤️❤️~the Test of Love~❤️❤️❤️

but Floyd last-minute changed his mind (on account of being Floyd) and Azul was like "I'm not going if your mom is going to be there". at which point Jade realized he'd just been handed a golden opportunity to invite the absolute funniest group of people he could think of.

anyway tl;dr Jade manipulates a bunch of nerds into joining him to heckle/throw bricks at/try to drown a couple of randos in the name of love, what could possibly go wrong

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #eternity float #eternity float of the coral sea #okay FINE they're not supposed to ACTUALLY drown but it is considered good luck if you manage to flip their boat over #honestly this event is just super cute so far. i forgot how much i enjoyed these silly excursions!#there's been some fun little worldbuilding bits about mercustoms #and of course they all need new outfits because ✨wedding✨#i do think my favorite thing about georgina so far #(aside from the whole seven foot tall gorgeous mermaid thing)#is that she was able to immediately and accurately intuit everyone's personality and style based off of hearing floyd's nicknames for them #i believe it #oh also 'how lovely to meet jade's friends...thank you for coming...gracious me. the prince of briar valley! what an honor. and who's this?#'oh my...so THIS is the famous riddle i've heard so much about :) :) :)'#what have they been telling her. what secrets does she know.#(riddle: we're not --) (rook: yes we are ~BOSOM FRIENDS~)#(malleus in the background: human child. tell me i am the prettiest little sea slug you've ever seen.)#god i love them #can't wait to see these idiots enact petty harassment on those poor unfortunate souls

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ajihaew · 5 months ago

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nothing can excite me unless it's you!

#yugioh #ygo #yu gi oh #seto kaiba #yami yugi #pharaoh atem #prideshipping #toni told me to watch yugioh so this one's for her #if i had more time i would have found some actual hieroglyphics but i couldn't. so back of the card sleeves we get. sorry #kaiba's armor is mostly based off bewd but the boots + shapes are mostly accurate except for his stupid ps4 coat spike #yami's stuff is primarily based on hunting paintings and archery armor... his horse is the red eyes black dragon #“the way they are holding these weapons is crazy” just wait until you see the paintings the poses are based on #art

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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Your GORGEOUS Merlin fanart has reawakened my merlin obsession. My mind has been in OVER DRIVE. My fave plot bunny I've been pondering thus far after you launched me back into the fandom is an AU where Merlin's magic is discovered so obviously he flees Camelot, meaning OBVIOUSLY Arthur goes after him. Except that's not what Camelot thinks happened. What everyone else DOES think is that the evil sorcerer Merlin kidnapped their crown prince and is now holding him hostage, resulting in a slew of knights embarking on a 'rescue' mission to save Arthur from Merlin's evil clutches. Basically, this is just an excuse to subvert the damsel(Arthur) locked away in a tower guarded by a dragon(Merlin) au. Your art has literally inspired me soo much it's absolutely crazy. You've sparked a creative fire within me!!! ✨🔥

THATS SO FUN I LOVE THAT!!!

#Leon: WE’VE COME TO RECLAIM OUR KING YOU FIEND!!#Merlin: FINALLY! Take his laundry with you too!!#OH WAIT DO YOU MEAN MERLIN TURNS HIMSELF INTO THE DRAGON!!#more like #Arthur: Merlin!! the knights are back!#Merlin who had to put his book down for the seventh time to scare them off: I might actually kill one today.#Merlin’s always like “why don’t you just go back with them?”#and Arthur’s response is just “🥺🥺🥺”#my art #ask #Merlin #bbc Merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #Merthur #sir leon

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hinamie · 11 months ago

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quick itfs sketch page

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fushiita #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuuji #megumi #fr some reason it's rare fr me to b happy with monochrome pieces so i am combatting tht general dislike by making it itfs #harder 2 dislike smth when it's a bunch of sketches of my ship kissing #oh ya threw in some good ol Corner Angst also bc i ended up not wanting 2 draw a third kiss dsfhjshdsdfjg #doing this got me thinking about tht one itfs piece i did back in april #captioned smth smth 'im on an itafushi kick'#n how that was like. the piece that opened the floodgates n made me realize how actually insane i am abt them #before it was just a casual Yeah This Ship Is Cute ill draw for it when the mood strikes #then after doing tht draws i ws like wait a minute whats happening to me #now here i am 5 months later completely emotionally dependent on these 2 traumatized 15 year olds #anyway this sheet is kind of an homage 2 the other one :'> how far ive come. how far theyve come. they make me ill every waking hour

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dokidibi · 5 months ago

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The Last Teardrop

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dimeadozencows · 20 days ago

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I redrew rambs sprites is there a power strip emoji

🔌 does this count

The descriptions I gave each expression are what they're called in the files :]

Like and subscribe if you'd shed a tear for a bloke who does fuck all

#deltarune #my art #deltarune ramb #ramb deltarune #ramb #deltarune chapter 3 #im not a butt chin truther im a butt chin accepter #he still has a stubble goatee thing tho look at his sideways sprites #guess my favorite character challenge #im torn between believing he'll be relevant in the theoretical post-full release 'new-game-plus'#or what he was in chapter 3 is what he's supposed to be and changing that would be a disservice to what the chapter was trying to tell us #cus on one hand during the entire chapter we've been waiting on the knights arrival without knowing that #maybe in the 'retake' of this chapter ramb does get a shadow crystal and does become the secret boss #cus if the knight wasn't late we wouldn't have fought them and there wouldn't be a secret boss #BUT ramb was SUPPOSED to be a misdirection. he ticked all the boxes of a secret boss without being one ON PURPOSE!#cus this chapter was subverting our expectations of deltarunes 'formula'#and if ramb came back in new game plus and undid his part in that it would take away from it #BUT THEN??? WHY???? DID WE NEED TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HIM???? WHY??? DID HE GET THIS ↑↑↑ MANY EXPRESSIONS?? WHY ARE THEY SO SUBTLE???????#ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT HIM AND LOOK INTO WHAT HIS DEAL IS OR NOT????#WAS IT ALL A MISDIRECTION OR WERE PARTS OF IT ACTUALLY A SET UP FOR NEW GAME PLUS??????#idk. but i do know that i love that little prick #i should just write an actual post about him instead of screaming in the tags sgsjgdjd #oh and btw I don't actually think the pippins hate him lol. i think everyone is indifferent towards him until he makes himself known #then it turns to annoyance #anyways if you're reading this i hope youre doing well 🩷🩷 take it easy :]]

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rendevok · 1 year ago

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Act I ~ The Prince

A tapestry for Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3

#wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #nmbb24 #happy nrmt big bang!!! there are two more of these…..#but you’ll have to wait for them #fan art #aa #ace attorney #dick gumshoe #maya fey #manfred von karma #…bro is creeping…#wHEEWWWW ok took me a bazillion years to catch up with my day but HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE:#the border is intended to be read in counter clockwise direction #so: top -> left -> bottom -> right #and YES the sun and the moon are intentionally associated with the attorney's and prosecutor's badges respectively #phoenix and miles are our sun and moon throughout this story so be sure to look for that in the fic too!!#this style was very experimental for me but i wanted it to mimic the feeling of a tapestry hence me referring to it that way #i WISH this was fabric that would be sick as fuck #i will eventually share a proper breakdown of the thoughts and intentions behind everything but for now...#im gonna miss Phoenix’s cloak bc im obsessed with the design actually. wish that thing was real too #miles is my cunty little bitchboy in this wearing his thousand pound fur coat and the suitor stompy boots #if you thought that was a rug and went Oh. ...that was on purpose :^)))))#rendevok #id in alt text

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stump-not-found · 9 months ago

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mabel pines #1 hater

#gravity falls #bill cipher #mabel pines #gf nevermind all that #mabel pines is the nicest girl you've met in that if a guy is bothering you in the bar she will beat his ass so bad he can't see #mabel pines will talk you through your panic attack #mabel pines will fight tooth and god damn nail to keep you from calling your shitty ex back #mabel pines will actually go . a bit too far trying to keep you from calling your ex back #perhaps she is a bit TOO invested in the lives and happiness of others #oh fuck oh no wait mabel pines you've gone to far #you're not prioritizing your own relationships and well being mabel pines oh fcuk oh no #wait maybe it's a bad thing that a 12 year old girl has to give her 60 yr old grunkle love advice #maybe a kid shouldn't be the one giving her adult uncle therapy oh noooooo #what the fuckkkkkk #stump art

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moeblob · 5 months ago

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Drawn from memory only. Zero references used. I'm scared to check accuracy.

#kingdom hearts #aqua #larxene #kairi #axel #so haha someone liked some art i did for kh this morning and i was like wow dang i should draw more kh soon #and then i was opening tumblr to post it and my most recent activity notice was someone reblogging kh art #so basically what im saying is shout out to kh gotta be one of my favorite acid trips #also i drew aqua and kairi and axel then asked someone for a suggestion #and she was like uhhh i forget if you fw with larxene or not but #and im like OH I DO I DO I LOVE HER and so larxene by request #and then i told her it feels like cheating the From Memory aspect when all your outfit is .. is a black trenchcoat #then i was like wait thats literally the majority of the kh originals so actually thats valid for me

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pcktknife · 29 days ago

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someone on twitter said itd be fun if we made tennas based on our own tvs and i dont have this one anymore but its the one ive been nostalgic about since finishing chapter 3

#too shy to actually post it on twt rn #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #myart #its an oc based on canon so no need to tag actual characters i dont think...#i wanna make some actual dtr ocs based on the other stuff i had but it will have to wait #ive been looking at like videos and i completely forgot this but when u turn up the volume(?) theres a lil ariel visual and a cinderella one #whenyou change the channel. oh my god i miss this tv

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faunandfloraas · 1 year ago

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Honestly I think a lot of people who have never made a gif for tumblr don't get that it does actually take time and effort, its not just rip it from a video and post it- you have to download the video, in my case I have a video player installed that grabs continuous caps, figure out what parts you need, you have to open those in photoshop or gimp, depending on where you got photoshop you might be paying for it every month and then on top of that is actually sizing, cropping, colouring, sharpening, adding text, etc. etc. like it is something that takes time and effort for which the only real reward is creating something that makes you happy and hopefully people reblog it with a nice or funny tag, so maybe keep that in mind the next time you think gif makers are being mean or unfair for being upset about reposts. It is its own little artform that is fairly unique to this website, and that's a big aspect of why I have always loved tumblr, if all the gifmakers stopped posting things would be a lot more boring around here.

#like its well known reposting art or fic is rude so idk why gifs are free game #and why people are always so ~its just a gif~ okay well if its *just* a gif then you go and make one to that quality #oh wait you cant bc it actually does take time and practice #ive been at this for years and i still dont know all the tips and tricks #also the reason i mention all the software needed is bc like. you have to find install learn and it takes up space on the drive #so just reblog stuff and appreciate people that make fun content

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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