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running-in-the-dark · 1 year ago

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thought it'd be a good idea to watch an episode of Night Court while falling asleep (just one!!)

yeah no it's been 5 minutes and Dan is on his knees, begging. nope not a good idea!

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spoopy-cactus · 2 months ago

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pride month 👍

#spy x family #pride month #sxf spoilers #this is whats happening right?#its june im gonna be obnoxious about the queer coding in sxf #THEY LITERALLY GOT PLATONICALLY MARRIED #'its for the mission' YEAH WELL WE ALL SEE WHAT LOID DOES FOR THE MISSION #loid is very demi #yor is very aroacespec #'hey sis when you gonna get a boyfriend' 'oh. this conversation again' I KNOW EHAT YOU ARE #YOR DID NOT THINK ABOUT ROMANCE FOR HER 27 YEARS OF LIFE BEFORE SOMEONE TOLD HER IT WAS SUS #i was suffering too much during neurodivergent awareness month to be annoying about all the autism so im compensating rn #everyone in that family has autism and anxiety #i dont know where yor lies on the aroace spectrum yet but shes on it for sure #also endo please it would be so funny if someone figured out the marriage is fake but thinks its because theyre gay

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electoons · 1 year ago

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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically #like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no #attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust #and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir #<- mentioned in the tags lmfao

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itissadbutitsmy-artblog · 23 days ago

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consistent characterization of pb is that if youre conventionally cute she will like you and pull you out of danger but if youre kinda offputting or ugly she will let bad things happen to you in front of her and she might even openly blame you for them

#adventure time #princess bubblegum #<- barely there but thats who it's about #candy people #too old.. two kids were singing and getting electrocuted and shes like oof. i cant watch . gl guys.#and then lemonhope gets knocked over like not even very violently and shes SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF. THIS IS A TALENTED BOY.#the marshmallow kids know how to put on their charming lad voices and she let them redeem themselves but the pup gang are too angry #so they have to suffer forever. nurse poundcake ran off and i guess pb just let her but when cb moved out she chased him down!#but BP was a tormented teenager with a chronic illness that the candy drs couldnt cure. so its ok. she can live in a cave. as a TEENAGER.#and did you SEE how she treats the duke of nuts. the fact that he calls it a pudding deficiency gives me candy person vibes.#like . was he a failure of hers is that why she. physically and verbally attacks him. yeah he steals from her but she doesnt even. like.#she just publicly humiilates him and throws things at him.#now i do get that she doesnt like ppl taking her food. thats a thing. but like. ok #its the dichotomy of how she treats the pup gang/the mallow kids. how she chases down cb repeatedly but let BP just live in a cave.#how she screams at the duke of nuts and throws things at him and calls LG a failure to his face and cuddles everyone else tenderly.#its how she walked calmly away from two+ children screaming in pain and plucked a different less weird looking one out of the same home #and told him HE was perfect and talented and she would keep HIM safe. that she couldnt save his siblings. just him. that HE was worthy.#like man i get it was a complex situation but its also just. they were right there. she pushed them aside and found a pretty one to save #jimmys here too because i think its really funny (:|) that as soon as he got oozer in him shes like hm. go as far away from me as you can.#i cant help you anymore man. im going to leave you to the wolves. im not going to miss you. like up until then she just put up with his bs #and as soon as he got weird looking she was like Oh go away now thanks. dont like that. (it was more ocmplex but i KNOW this contributed)#also she was literlaly rounding him up to kill him. and turned around like. ouh. um. nvm. just go away! youre self actualized now-#-so i cant justify killing you but you look weird so i cant let you stay. pb letting odd unstable men run away since 2012 #and dragging her most stable boys back over and over again to keep in her pretty panorama (cb didnt wanna come back!!)#DONT. talk to me about how pb treats vulnerable people in her care. i turn into unskippable cutscene.#wish id done something different with the colors here. it doesnt track very well. OH WELL!#id like to also point out princess cookie who wasnt like. ugly. but he was born into poverty. and she was nice to him (i maintain that she #didnt LAUGH AT HIM she was like giggly flattered; just didnt debrief or tell him any encouraging words.) but crucially she Never Came Back.#im gonna run out of tags but listen. im rattling my bars. youll hear from me again. i cant explain what im seeing in her. i dont hate her.

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moeblob · 3 months ago

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"Bro, do you hear yourself?" "My man!" "I'm sorry that I am so delightful that my dimension change turns me into a fruit pop." "Do you think whoever runs this dimension just immediately saw me and clocked me as the fruitiest guy alive? I'm starting to think I /might/ give off the gayest vibes around." "If you wouldn't offer to make out with your best friend are you really even best friends?"

#my characters #he is just extremely open about being gay and makes lots of jokes to the other guys in the friend group #about if i kiss you will you protect me? no? what about for a handjob? its fine if you say no just thought id ask #and then he respects all the women in the friend group because You Can't Talk To Women Like That #and then turns to the lone wolf who is a girl and is like except you ill make crude within reason comments to you my dude #and shes like hey thats fair enough i accept these terms #but then all the girls in the friend group say if they have to divide by gender they get him because its only fair #so he gets exlusive GIRLS NIGHT! rights in the death dimension #he is incredibly social within the group and his best friend is in the group but his best friend #also has a girlfriend NOT in the game of death group so whenever they all go to die #everyone just likes to joke about the boyfriends and he and the best friend are like #what happens in the death dimension STAYS in the death dimension so hey wanna have a private chat #in oh about five minutes over there? in a completely hidden area? yeah? cool #but then he doesnt socialize outside the group and is very skittish in reality and doesnt wear bright clothing there #but he loves that he gets to be a jazzercise fruit pop to die while the husband is all decked in black ...#like who even decides on those outfits its so funny but no really dude you look good in black your wife is totally right #anyway i just got a haircut today and the barber and i agreed my gray hair looks REALLY good actually #so im on a youngish and graying appreciation kick for designing him #and honestly considering how i can be One of the Guys or im somehow clearly A Girl Dont Be Crude #im like thats fair ill dump this into an oc i love dumping my traits into an oc #game of death

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daily-hanamura · 2 years ago

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#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 dancing all night #p4d #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #teddie p4 #tatsumi kanji #kanji tatsumi #souyo #pulling out receipts here like i said i would YOSUKE BEING THE DEFACTO FRIEND WRANGLER #its not even oh when sensei's not around its WHEN YOSUKE ISN'T AROUND #kanji's response is also funny because he doesnt even argue it everyone just agrees that yeah Yosuke is the one keeping them in line #but bonus points to kanji because he just defaults to thinking about yosuke and yu as a pair because “Kanji!” is def yosuke #while “calm down” is DEFINITELY yu its basically yu's fucking catchphrase #no kanji youre right yu and yosuke come as a unit do not separate #but also the implication that he/the IT defer to yosuke #he's good with his queue

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verflares · 1 year ago

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btw i'm sure this is nothing new on account of it having been well over 6 months by now since totk released and we had the no dlc bomb dropped. but i wasnt posting back then so idc ^_^

anyway the funniest thing about totk is no kass 100%. like. what happened to him. they dont even mention him by NAME and the only time hes ever even really mentioned is penn talking about him like this distant legendary figure and not like some guy who was playing his accordion in the woods. i hope amali divorced him

#while im here penn is better than him btw. sorry. but im right #their deadbeat dad parrot who only plays one song ever vs our workers rights pelican with a cute design and catchphrase... smh #there are actual more substantial reasons im sad abt no dlc besides the obvious lack of story resolutions. mostly master mode + sword trial #master mode in botw is Whatever because the thing is that botw only Starts hard. and even then once you get used to it not really imo #but its the same thing in master mode. if youre dedicated to hunting shrines and resources ur gonna reach a point where link is unkillable #and golden enemies are just even spongier silver ones. i thought totks would be a little more interesting bcus of the fusion and crafting #but alas........................ they hate me specifically. anyway what was i talking about #oh yeah kass. anyway yeah its just so funny to me. they pretend like he wasnt even there even though his wife and KIDS still are #funniest game of 2023 for sure #personal.txt

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lacking-hydration · 1 year ago

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stu . if you even care

#i always get screencaps for drawing n i just have these #which reminds me one of the funniest things i ever see in reference to the insane shit foley is in is always like #'dave is the only enjoyable part of this movie' and i see that ALL THE TIME and yeah. most of the time theyre right.#i want to say hes tje enjoyable part of california dreaming but hes jusf as depressing as everyone else #I mean IN A GOOD WAY ITS WELL PREFORMED. but man #dave foley #stu gainor #california dreaming 2007 #god i cant stand this movie i need it to leave my mind so i can be at peace #OH MY GOD. ALSO. TNIS MOVIE COMING OUT THE SAME YEAR AS POSTAL IS SO FUNNY TO ME #BECAUSE I THINK THE CHARACTERS HE PLAYS IN THOSE TWO MOVIES COULD NOT BE MORE DIFFERENT from bad movies for entirety different reasons #ok im done bye

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pikabysss · 1 month ago

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Today's is the day Canada officially became a country! ^-^ Happy birthday Canada!

Now, did you know that the Canada started to be colonized in the province of Quebec first? :0 Yes, the Frenchies were the first arrived and for a long time the "Canada" was only Quebec. Named "Nouvelle-France" back then. Until the english arrived and robbed us of everything and tried to assimilate the Frenchies into their culture. ;w;

And, that's why to this day, lots of Quebecois have a hatred for english. Yay! The more you know...

#canada #history #quebec #the more you know #quebec is the origin of the “white” canada...#let that sink in #LET THAT SINK IN RIGHT YOU ENGLISH PEOPLE #united kingdom ruining things for everyone as usual #-w-#but we can all agree the native americans were the most fucked in all of this #but yeah the Quebecois was also fucked over by the colonizer so much we started a civil war #no wonders we dont want to be part of Canada anymore and that our culture is distinct from the rest of it #so next time you call the Quebec people over-nationalist... think about that okay? :)#i think its funny #because we assimilated native americans to our culture but when the emglish tried to do it #oh no we cant take it #im not saying Quebec is a good guy in all of it #just that there were an even worse guy #history facts #hope you like some lessons from your local Quebecois!#i need to eat my poutine now... at 6 am #yes #goodbye

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bmpmp3 · 1 year ago

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character designers when they need to design a mascot for a masculine vocal synthesizer: and i will put a mole. under his LEFT eye

#its not a problem i love moles but it is funny. its always the left eye #i have a theory. i have a theory based purely off my own drawing habits. so take it with all the grains of salt #but i wonder if its because a lot of people are right handed and right handed artists may be inclined to put design elements like that #on the left side of the character (right of the page when the character is facing you)#that is. why i as a right handed artist puts stuff on the left all the time. its my hashtag drawing theory #but yeah it did make me laugh when like okay frimomen was released and i was like ooh he has a little mole and then i looked closer at #soyogi's design and i was like oh he has a mole too and then noa hex showed up. and then i looked back at #genbu and looked closer and realized he has some manner of THING on his eye that might be. a mole #i think its supposed to be a mole or some kind of birthmark. it has a line. im just always paranoid now because of #amnesia ikki drawing on that spade every day. what if he draws it on. what if he draws it on #but yeah. masc voice synths like to have stuff on their cheeks. if we go outside moles we have the voisona guys with like #mykiv having like. a circle. the target logo. i dunno. and kirune having his name <3 #maybe theres also a connection to why so many dude vtubers have random stuff under their left eye or on their cheek #i think it probably comes from similar design philosophies. we need something on their face to stand out but not be too complicated #put a mole on that bad boy. or write his name there. either way works

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arrowpunk · 1 year ago

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No okay but like Dragon Age Inquisition is SO funny though like the main conflicts right now are the Mage/Templar war and this Corypheus guy and like. Both of those things can be traced back to Hawke. Like they might not be Hawke's fault per se but Hawke did have a large part in both of those things. And then Varric fuckin. Brings Hawke to Skyhold as if the Inquisitor isn't just gonna be like