#old grid

[bunnylives]

If you have at least a bit of time (uni sucks poor you) can you update the chart? Give us some crumbs were starving😭

I'll actually give you a chart I haven't done before exploring the older grid (late 90s-early 00s) and how they affect the current one within the TLLC verse!

As you can see there will be plenty of drama and I made up some really insane parent-child relationships but they'll be fun I promise! The big difference between the 00s grid Vs the 20s grid is that the old grid's omegas tried to hide their pregnancies by all means, the sport was still extremely biased against omegas especially ones with children, constantly going on about how they should quit and focus on being a mother and a housewife which none of them really cared about; in that regard it was more cutthroat.

Maybe the most openly known mother-child relationship is between Jacques Villeneuve and Lance; he is considered the most annoying omega of the 00s and he didn't shy away from the fact that he married and had babies with a millionaire who bought him everything he wanted, and Lance inherited a bit of his bratty princessy attitude although far more muted as he grew insecure of having a world champion mother.

David Coulthard was the main menace alpha before the role was taken up by Alonso, having been in a relationship with Mika before Michael snatched him away from him after facilitating Jos knocking Mika up to try to get him out of the grid. Yeah, Michael was trying to take out his rival any way he could and both of them already being mothers, knew just what a hindrance an unplanned pregnancy could be. Mika had a short and fighting-prone marriage with Jos before he returned to his first husband, Keke Rosberg, whom he already had Nico with.

Michael himself already had Sebastian as his son from Martin Brundle, but their marriage was brief as Michael wanted more than what he called a weak alpha, but he cherished their son that came out of it. He once again flirted with and had a secret child with another teammate in Rubens, who was proving as more of a challenge, which Michael liked, but he kept his pregnancy and their son Eduardo completely out of public knowledge, leaving Rubens to raise Eduardo almost fully by himself. A child he did publicly claim though came from David, who he promptly married as well before their very nasty divorce. He adored his children though from David, the only ones he publicly took responsibility over, which will later spark controversy as Eduardo and Mick will fall in love, not knowing that they share a mother.... I know very GoT, but Rubens' method of keeping them from marrying is problematic in his own way as when Mick gets knocked up by a mystery alpha, Rubens immediately marries him before his son could, claiming it's a favour for his mother... who he also despised after ditching him for David who he cheated on too with the young Alonso and had a son with him as well he couldn't take responsibility over in public. David found comfort after their divorce in Michael's little brother, Ralph, another omega, although less scheming, who he is still married to and has children with.

Nico does not like his half little brother in Max but Max doesn't really care, he was raised almost solely by his father who married Kimi Raikkonen at the end of the 00s, and had plenty of other half siblings from that marriage. Kimi himself had plenty of children from different alphas, first from his manager, then from Coulthard, then of course from Alonso, and Jos. I did not include all their children in the chart only the ones relevant to the grid!

[aweirdfan]

My gay friend rates F1 drivers

This was just for funsies and vibes so don't judge. Also my friend knows absolutly nothing about F1. He judged based on vibes and looks.

() is my reactions.

So here we go.

Oscar piastri 8,7/10 (its ok) Norris 7,3/10 leclerc 8,2/10 (it was lower but then i showed pictures from pinterest) hamilton 6/10 (honestly lower than i thought he would give) hamilton podium -3/10 (minus really? really!) verstappen 9/10 (he knew max) lawson 7,5/10 russell 8,5/10 (higher than leclerc?) antonnelli 8,5/10 stroll 7,7 /10 (surprisenlig high) alonso 7,3 / 10 gasly 5/10 doohan 8,9/10 (third highest?) hadjar 6,5/10 tsunoda 6,8/10 ocon 5,8/10 bearman 9,2/10 (thee highest!!!) albon 4,4-7,4 /10 ( he says it depends of the pics) sainz 9,1 /10 hulkenberg 2/10 bortoleto 7,1/10 senna 8,7/10 michael schumacher 6,1/10 mick schumacker 8,7 / 10

raikkonen 6,7/10 (i was surprised coz it was young kimi)

vettel 7,3/10 ( again surprised)

should i do a motogp version one day?

[super-max-verstappen]

I just realized that with all the rookies entering the sport next year, Fernando Alonso will have been in F1 longer than 5 of his fellow drivers have been ALIVE

Alonso has more F1 experience than Piastri, Lawson, Doohan, Bearman, Antonelli, and Colapinto have life experience.

He will have spent more time in F1 than 25% of the grid have spent breathing. Bro really is HIM

[sleepylapa]

Mark, angry: - Am I the only straight guy on this stupid grid?

Next to him, Fernando is taking off his sweat-soaked uniform. Mark licks his lips.

Fernando, smirking: - You can't be straight, I see the way you're looking at me

[vintage-tigre]

Wonderful pictures of Simona Kossak, biologist, who lived 30 years in the woods with no power or any amenities.

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[mcfcizuku]

i truly think the addition of carlos sainz jr to the f1 grid makes things x10 homoerotic, i admire his commitment to the part bc he never fails to deliver

[hangryshawn]

charmed + disarmed

[notbecauseofvictories]

also, just as a coda to that last post---if you think "spend a week making a needlessly complicated dessert" has fixed me, I was searching for ways to use up the extra heavy cream and milk....and discovered recipes for making cheese. So this inexplicable, needlessly elaborate train can just go on rolling!

[thebramblewood]

The old Helena can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because she’s dead.

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Thanks to @pxltown for the Social Bunny template I used as a base! HQ under the cut because I had to scrunch the dimensions a bit for the screenshot.

Julia: What am I supposed to tell Mom and Dad?

Helena: Whatever you want. I’m sure you’ll think of something.

Julia: You can’t just run off without telling them goodbye  — or telling me where you’re going!

Julia: [between sobs] Am I ever going to see you again? Will you at least call me? [sniffling] I’ll miss you, Helena. If either of them dies, I’ll never forgive you. But I’ll always love you.

Helena: I love you, too. And I’d do anything to take it all back. But I can’t, so I have no choice but to go.

[23fallencomets]

i have down all the races pato and logan win to come out as world champions but i also have to figure out who im putting in as their “rival” and then from there organize the rest of the grid 🤧

[formulanni]

Can we PLEASE make the f1 drivers do Mutton Bustin it would be so peak guys hear me out

Cmon. I know yall want to see Yuki Tsunoda and Charles Leclerc doing this it’s a southern tradition

[vintage-tigre]

[theamazingmr-j]

KIMI ANTONELLI ON SPRINT POLE OH MY GOD THATS MY MINI GOAT

[goldenvboots]

+ alt colour because i couldn't decide

[rickybaby]

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