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happy april fool's!! for the occasion i shall NOT be posting art today, but rather:
Japanese First + Second Person Pronouns the Ancients and Beasts use!
*i have to clarify that these interpretations of the language they use is mine alone, and that what pronouns they use imply is highly situational!! The same pronoun can have different meanings depending on situation and who's using it, it's a bit complicated to explain.... it's very if you get it you get it (?)
*disclaimer no 2 i may be inaccurate in conveying some of the nuances and for that i apologize ;;
it'll go first person pronoun (I/me) first and then second person pronoun (you)
Pure Vanilla Cookie
僕 (boku), a more polite, somewhat gender neutral first person pronoun (although it's considered more masculine than feminine).
君 (kimi), a polite way of saying “you”.
Hollyberry Cookie
あたし (atashi), a more casual and informal feminine first person pronoun
あんた (anta), a more informal form of “anata (あなた)”, which is the classic way of saying "you" for a more feminine person
Dark Cacao Cookie
私 (watashi), a formal first person pronoun. Feminine-presenting people also use it casually, however with more masculine-leaning people like Dark Cacao it gives off an air of formality
お前 (omae), from someone like Dark Cacao, "omae" signals his high status as a king, and has an air of assertiveness. He’s also been shown to switch to the more rude 貴様 (kisama) when he hates someone/feels greatly offended
Golden Cheese Cookie
Uses the more polite and formal 私 (watashi) for the most part, however in informal settings with her fellow Ancients she uses the more casual あたし (atashi)
お前 (omae), it carries a similar meaning to Dark Cacao's use of "omae" for "you" in that it implies her high status. She still uses "omae" even with her friends, although in this case it could be interpreted as it's a very informal setting with people she's close to
White Lily Cookie
私 (watashi), a more classically feminine first person pronoun
あなた (anata), a polite way of saying “you”
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Mystic Flour Cookie
私 (watashi), a classically feminine and formal first person pronoun
そなた (sonata), a very archaic word for “you”
Burning Spice Cookie
俺 (ore), an informal and more masculine way to refer to oneself
貴様 (kisama), a way of saying “you” that's considered pretty rude generally, and even a bit aggressive (?)
Shadow Milk Cookie
Normally uses 俺 (ore), an informal, masculine pronoun (fun fact even his Sage of Truth form uses "ore"). However, he uses わたくし (watakushi), a more formal form of “watashi” when performing or narrating in his little plays.
お前 (omae), a somewhat assertive way of saying "you"
#i like taking note of these because they give character#i personally thought Shadow Milk would've gone with 僕 or 私#because of all his theatrics#but him using 俺 is also really lovely it gives him character#i love how both the male beasts we have so far use 俺 specifically#Mystic Flour using そなた is cute. old woman. grandma#again Golden Cheese switching to a casual language among her friends >>>#ill add a dragons one as well if you guys so wish maybe since i do play ovenbreak... kinda#crk#cookie run kingdom#crk ancients#crk beast yeast#pure vanilla cookie#hollyberry cookie#dark cacao cookie#golden cheese cookie#white lily cookie#mystic flour cookie#burning spice cookie#shadow milk cookie
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I see him everywhere (wistful sigh)
#captain price#captain john price#i hope you guys realize im saying this as a joke like self aware about the awful fucking brain rot and i cant take anything seriously#like that twilight quote the absence of him everywhere lmaoooo#i havent actually seen twilight ive just heard Enough about it#anyways. that mf does not smell like old spice he probably smells like five days of dirt and sweat and wearing the same fucking clothes#(derogatory)
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I spent all day Brain dumping about how I would rework the entire show of Miraculous Ladybug beginning to end and all I’m saying is
Fuck the teenage highschooler superhero trope. Bring me a superhero that just saved the entire city but still can’t navigate their college campus correctly.
A Superhero that is more stressed out over taxes and their credit score than the villain of the week.
#teenagers suck#let’s spice it up#ohhh you want to hear about my miraculous lady bug au#you want to ask so bad#miraculous ladybug#mlb au#the fail girl and guys of the superhero world#the real problem was adulting the whole time#the 20 year olds barely holding on
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oc sketchies ^_^

he just a silly stupid robot with skin :3 (no he did not cyn murder drones his way to getting the skin)
any pronouns for this goob :P
#he so bbg i love him#his name is L-09N (or Logan)#he originally started off as a self insert but then i kinda gave up on that and made him his own guy (thats why he has the same name as me#he was just a chill guy#and then when i wanted some ✨️spice✨️ i uhh kinda just made him into a grumpy evil insane dude#his old personality was basically if you have j from murder drones and jimmy from mouthwashing and threw them into the character soup pot#after that tho i just made him have his own personality and not an existing character with a different name slapped on#art#artists on tumblr#oc art#nett's ocs
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Me and my type :p
#older is better#daddy k!nk#daddy’s wh0re#hot dads#scary spice#horror#crazy girl#male manipulator#hornyasf#i love old men#i love older guys#red flags#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#im just a girl#alt girl#daddy's good girl#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood
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based on this post
#percy jackson#pjo#blackjack pjo#percy jackson tv show#tom holland#bowen yang#the old spice guy#old spice#isaiah mustafa#john darnielle#the mountain goats#gabagool#new york#rick riordan#pjo tv#i op#said what you will but
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[So, I live in northern California, but I was born here in Columbus, Ohio, and hello, hello there, is this Martha yet, this is old Tom Frost. And I am calling long distance yet?]
#s27e12 sammies and spice#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#old tom frost#northern california#columbus#ohio#martha#distance
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Question that I think was never answered…
… What was the deal with Percy and Roan?
#Nikita (2010)#Nikita#obvi it's not the point#but it's interesting to me#like we see why The Squad is so devoted to each other bc they always come back for each other#talk to me about the found family of the original team Nikita quartet#but I still find myself wondering if there was any particular reason why Khyl—I mean Roan was so devoted#I hope all the Killjoys actors in this remembered each other by the way#every time I see Khylen I have to call him Khylen#and don't get me started on the Old Spice guy#they KNEW what they were doing when they opened the ep like that#Things You Didn't Know Fire was Into
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I should give mina more scars..
#I know they're a vampire and I really shouldn't give any if I were to strictly follow rules#but 5 is just too little for my 130 year old soldier girl 😔😔#and the SPICE#I always say that the rougher a character looks the sexier they are-#clean guys simply have no appeal to me 😫#rambling
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Hello again!
I did this lil silly survey a long while ago :)
I wanted to ask if you would mind to answer a few of my questions :3
If not, that's totally fine! No pressure!
How many hours do you sleep per night?
How many hours are enough to get through the day and how many are a lot for your standard?
Is caffein (in any form) part of your morning routine or your 'last resort'?
How do you feel over the day before and after consuming caffein (if you consume any)?
For example: sluggish, foggy, awake, exhausted, grumpy, just tired, etc.
Thank you a lot for (maybe) participating!
If you want, I can add you when I post the results, but I can also leave you out :)

Lmao @meowufff I'm probably so late with the answers but what can I do, life be lifyn. Answers down below:
How many hours do you sleep per night?
... It depends on the night. Usually I sleep around 6h... But I'm not a regular sleeper 😅 so 0, 3, 12 hours do happen quite frequently.
How many hours are enough to get through the day and how many are a lot for your standard?
Usually 6-8 is fine. A lot for my standard... Hard to say *shrug*
Is caffein (in any form) part of your morning routine or your 'last resort'?
I don't drink coffee regularly, but I do drink it whenever I feel like it. Or more like, milk with coffee. I'd say I drink 3-4 coffees a week
How do you feel over the day before and after consuming caffein (if you consume any)?
Caffeine has very little effect on me. It's more like a placebo try to inflict on myself. There are no effects from the days in between drinking it, although my tummy doesn't like when I drink coffee on empty stomach, and my body really doesn't like energy drinks thus why I drink them only as a last resort.and overall rather hate them.
#luxtoony's ask#dont come at me#im a college student thats pretty normal ok#anyway guys that like coffee and are old enough to drink it (dont do it too early#rottmnt#i swear it is not worth it)#guys if you like sweet coffee at least from time to time make your own pumpkin spice souce#its so easy!#and so so good!#now its pumpkin season#and you really dont need much#anyway#mayve if i answered asks faster I would be getting more of them?#but thats just a theory#lmao have any of you watched the fnaf movie?#no i haven't drunk coffee today#yet#its just how my thought process works#drink water#im not a hypocrite you are#rottmnt fanart#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fandom
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I thought my new meow meow in Lies of P would be Geppetto and yeah, he is, but it turns out Carlo is taking the crown this time.
#also I think I would be more of a romeo/carlo shipper if there was some serious spice in it#geppetto is the one serving the menu this time#i haven't been rooting for an old man since daud#he is so fucked up. and I love a fucked up guy.#and if he comes with a fucked up son then better.#lies of p#i should warn there're spoilers incoming#i still like the dynamic between carlo and romeo because it (kind of) reminds me of ryujin#but then one dies and the other goes on a revenge journey#perhaps my taste might change in the future if I could learn more about their lore#i think I missed information? because i still wonder if the messenger puppets were under the frenzy influence#which I believe they were but their egos were not??#and also. If Geppetto was the one who puppetified Romeo to protect people what reason did he have when deep down he didn't care for humans#was it all a façade? a revenge for Carlo dying from the illness?#was he trying to pretend he wasn't at fault for carlo dying?? when he had something to do with it???#*rattling my cage as usual*
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they couldnt ever put my picture in that guess who game because i am indescribable and also beyond human comprehension. "is your person a man or a woman?" who's to say !
#daddy chill im one of the guys#he/they princess#flat chested bimbo doll#whimsical fairy that smells like old spice
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my bf is explaining dune to me bc i’m interested in its worldbuilding and stuff and intend to read it, but when he told me toto did the music for the lynch movie my mind immediately went
♫ i bless the sands down on arrakis ♪
♪ i’m milking sand worms, i’m minin’ that spice mix ♫
#dune#arrakis#aj abstractions#the narrative role taken by the spice drug feels a little overblown but i’m interested in how it highlights the empire’s fragility#also that this super important drug is just sandworm poop is. pretty funny.#it’s called ‘spice melange’ buddy that’s just spice mix#‘‘oh taking the spice let’s you see a possible future’’#my guy i can see a POSSIBLE future right now and i didn’t even have to snort old el paso to do it you ain’t special
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W.I.P. But needed to share bc this wasn't getting out of my brain lol JJK vs Ace Attorney Explanation for the picks on tags
#jjk spoilers#jjk#jjk manga#jujutsu kaisen#I chose Maya for Yuji just because they both get on some possession shenanigans#Maya gets possessed sometimes by one of the antagonists named Dahlia to commit murder/other heinous acts#And is always destroyed inside bc she wasn't strong enough to supress the spirit and etc#just like Yuji. So it's only fitting#Now for Sukuna. I wanted so badly to make him be Dahlia it would be perfect#but then. She always acts like a soft girl (to hide her trueself) that it would be weird to draw this 1000 yr old villain just like that...#So I made his left hand and expression match hers#and then added some Von Karma to spice it up#the old man that persisted twisting everything just because he is powerfull#it fits sukuna#and at last for Higuruma as Miles...#I was between Pheonix and Miles#But thought it would be best to be miles just because miles was the guy who wanted to be lawyer but#bc of the injustice of the world he was forced upon being a prosecutor#just like Higuruma in the culling game#but then after a change of heart by his colleague he pursued the justice once again#+ they both since young can't stand injustice. Miles was the one who defended the MC of Ace Attorney when they were just kids#...and Higuruma's personality fits Miles better than phoenix even though they arent so similar#Also i thought of using maybe the other games aside from the main 3 but I don't think much people know about them#(Not everyone can watch full gameplays of 9 different games that are above 10 hours y'know....)#Anyways i know this wont get much attention so i'm just gonna screenshot this when i finish the art!
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I wonder if nolpat smells good. like after the greasy hair comment and I thought I saw somewhere that he shared deodorant with tk which is… also the hunting and fishing wouldn’t help. but idk he also gives me the vibes that he would smells woodsy (I feel like his sisters would’ve bullied him into not smelling bad)
I really cannot picture him to be the type to be going all out or caring much about fragrances/scents... he seriously seems like he'd either be wearing axe body spray or some random boujee shit he picked up in sephora by asking the sales associate to just give him their best scent and was just like "this is good enough" and bought it asjdakds.
I'd probably say that he doesn't wear cologne or body spray everyday, I think my dude just smells like whatever bodywash (specifically old spice) or deodorant he has mixed in with his own natural scent.
Growing up he definitely would lay in his older sisters bed while still being musty and gross after hockey practice just to spite her, and try to force a hug out of her so she could smell him.
#i also dont know if they were sharing the canned spray on one? like they both have the money and resources to just own there own like jghhj#me finding out he used dove mens caught me off guard even#cause i fr just personally imagined him to be a ride or die for old spice#but thats most guys starter deodorant until they grow out of it#also hed probably spend a good couple minutes debating to walk into sephora by himself#and then awkwardly walk his way through to the perfume aisle and get embarrassed when he thinks its all just women fragrances#nolan patrick#nolpat#ask#travis konecny#jan '24 subs
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[And a little black pepper. Get the spices coating the chicken, and I was just some tow-head teen. Feeling 'round for fingers to get in between. Down by the water, and down by the old main drag.]
#s35e06 triple d nation - italian#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#little black pepper#old main drag#head teen#spices#chicken#fingers#water
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