#omg i made this over a month ago and forgot to post it

[cannedbeefaroni]

omg i’m the anon that sent u that elaboration ask over a week ago i was asking to elaborate on ur loser roommate edward post that you made 💔 i forgot about it after asking

Imagine getting sent to a psych ward against your will by your parents, and once you get out, you decide to run away to live with your online boyfriend.

Now instead of being a neet living with your parents, you’re a neet in an $800/a month two bedroom apartment with your discord kitten and two other guys.

Every time you shower with him you poke at each others genitals and make funny noises.

There are three cats and it smells like caca and wee wiz a lot. Your cat and his cats hate each other because it’s only been a little over a month.

You both have a lot of mental illnesses that you need to self remedy with weed and the occasional vodka. Also a lot of sex, that isn’t consistent at all because it’s easy to get sick of it after the first 100 times

Your life is like an episode of trailer park boys ❤️

[zalrb]

PLL 3x09 Review - As Per Anon Request

So, when these high school girls are distraught about their ex boyfriends they just kiss Wren? Who is he, Rebekah?

Omg, she's so edgy

Their wardrobe is worse than OTH

"Five days ago, I literally forgot to apply to college." Troian's delivery is on point.

This whole conversation is nonsense. Not-Alison, whatever her name is, tells Spencer early admissions are nothing because Spencer is a Hastings and if she can get into UPenn Spencer can get into UPenn so then Spencer is all omg introduce me to someone who can help me with my application but the whole point is that You're A Hastings, so you have a family name that should mean the rules don't apply to you. YOU SHOULD BE RORY AND THIS SHOULD BE YALE.

Like Spencer, are you from That Kind of family or not?

Every time I see an exterior shot of the Marin house

I'm like that huge ass house is unnecessary for two people and you could've downsized before stealing from your work, Ashley.

Like it's a shittier version of the McCallister house

and the McCallisters were a seven-person family and then the freeloader cousins and aunts and uncles would come over every Christmas, like come ON.

Caleb had one OK hair day.

Hanna looks like she should be at the clerb with Snooki and JWow what IS this

Their awkward post-breakup-ness isn't good but still better than Delena.

"I haven't seen her smile like that since Maya" I mean has it even been six months?

I don't like Paige but I'm glad they did a glow-up with her hair

because before...

Ezra, Wesley, a family of insufferable dicks.

These were taken minutes apart.

I'm obsessed with how fake Rosewood looks.

None of you should be taking fashion advice from each other.

"You mean you don't want to go alone to a random party with a 22-year-old stranger." Aria, Ezra is at least 24. And who knows how old Wren is. Writers, you can't bring up someone's age as a deterrent if you have all these fucking inappropriate age gaps reckless everywhere. WHAT?

Aria, what you chose for Spencer isn't better.

"I get it. My nana once offered me 200 dollars to shave my dad's sideburns because they were an upfront to his upbringing." Just 200? How old were you? Because if you were like 7 then fine. "I was 10!" alright fine.

Oh, Christmas.

PLL is strange where I'm kind of never excited to see random supporting characters come back? Like when BTVS would bring back Jonathan, I'd be like hey, it's Jonathan! And here I'm like, why are we still holding on to these characters? Unless it's Hair because I want to see how much Hair's hair hairs in any given moment.

"Time travels until it's in the past." I love terrible teen poetry. Sometimes I think of when I wrote "Ode to Death", *sigh* I was such a Peyton jesus christ.

Emily, you should be the stroking the part of the computer screen where Maya is so it's like you're stroking her face, not just the side of the computer.

Why are they making it seem like this is such an epic or wild party, it's pretty run of the mill.

I would mad as hell if I went to a party and get a stamp on my wrist like it's going to be something and it's just people playing "a game of truth" the entire time.

There should be more Mona idk.

I can't take Caleb and Hanna seriously here

because they just remind me of Meegan and Andre

"You know I can SEE you now." "Thanks, Eric." I am CACKLING. Is it even a PLL episode if Jenna's blindness or ability to see isn't brought up at least ONCE?

Aria being shaken up over nothing again.

"I miss you so much it's made me do stupid things, crazy things." "Hanna, you're talking to a guy who just kidnapped his own girlfriend". Oh my god, we're not doing the Delena "tHaT'S hOw MuCh CoNtRoL yOu HaVe OvEr mE" speech with Caleb and Hanna. The couples who can't pull it off always get that speech.

I wish I cared more about that kiss. Alas.

"He thought we were the type of people who told each other things and so did I" you initially lied to him about your age, he withheld from you that he'd been engaged, that he was wealthy, what are you talking about, Aria.

Wow, nothing happened in this episode.

[the-iron-shoulder]

RAAAAWWWWR IT’S BOWSER!!

Omg I cannot believe I forgot to post the Bowser crochet I made over Christmas!

as befits Bowser, he’s biiiig; you can see my hand for scale in a couple of those photos. He’s very cuddly! As we all know the real Bowser is.

I’m super proud of the eyes and the inner mouth, since the pattern didn’t actually have instructions for either of those and just assumed you’d be using felt or something. I was all like, c’mon, I don’t have felt, I have yarn, let’s just start using yarn… I think they turned out okay!

this is by far the most complex piece I’ve done to date. There are sooooo many parts! I mean his head is basically a popcorn ball of spheres stuck together, and also he has SO MANY PIECES (teeth, nails, fingers, hair, spikes, EVERY SINGLE LITTLE STUD ON HIS STUPID BANDS GRRRRR). There was just so much sewing involved! I’m SO glad I got my hands on some curved tapestry needles, they’re a total game changer for this kind of thing.

I’m surprised he can stand up! There’s just yarn and fluff there, nothing sturdier than that, and he’s top-heavy. He’s not SUPER stable, but he CAN indeed stand up on his own, and I’m proud of that!

size 4 yarn, I thiiink a size D hook? (3.125 mm) either that or one step up, but this was like a month ago so honestly I’ve forgotten that particular detail, sorry.

This is my favorite picture of him. He looks so. Concerned, maybe? Or like he has something to tell you but he feels awkward about it. I love him. Pattern credit: Shelly Hedko, Ravelry

[mokulule]

I am required to inform you that months ago I found some of your writing, but accidentally refreshed my dash before I could do more than like it. And my dumb ass forgot that I could find you by going through my liked posts until three days after. When it was thoroughly buried

So anyway the squeal I let out after connecting The Epic Lost Writing My Friends Are Tired Of Me Lamenting About and you both actually hurt my throat and startled all four cats sleeping on the couch around me into fleeing the room in under one (1) second leaving chaos in their paths including but not limited to: chair relocation, end table now sideways, dog chasing cats, tv mysteriously turning on, cat fight in hallway, missing tv remote discovered under previously upright end table after four months, crashing in dining room, three chairs knocked over in dining room, dining room table void of clutter, dining room floor rapidly cluttered, dining room light fixture swinging, different cat fight in kitchen, and the baby (cat raised from one week old I co-parented with my dog, not a human baby) releasing her inner husky to the detriment of every resident's eardrums like the orange cat she is

You have a great power, is what I'm getting at here (worth every hour of clean-up this'll take)

ahdgshgjlbaflbvablafjdhakdjnfb OMG, this is absolutely amazing! The picture of absolute mayhem you paint here (and it just keeps going!) I don't even, I laughed so hard I needed to go find my inhaler XD

First of all I am glad you found your remote control asjdhgfeflgjrh (sorry I am still laughing here even days after you sent this, like I have been just been laughing and smiling every time I remembered this sat in my inbox.) Secondly, I am sorry for the mess? I am very happy and flattered though that you were so excited to rediscover my writing, I hope you enjoy it still :D Thank you so much for sharing this, I think this has about made my year <3

[leslutdepointedulac]

*crashes through your door like big bird*

🗿 give us the rundown on how you got here! which was the first vc book you ever read? what made you decide to seek out vc fandom on tumblr?

Okay, buckle up ya'll because this is a decently long story.

So I would argue it actually started waaaayy back when I was a wee child, say about 6-7ish maybe. I would see the IWTV film on TV all the time and me being obsessed with vampires, I really wanted to watch it. Idk how I knew but somehow I had the knowledge that it was a very famous vampire story with queer characters and that it was supposed to be really good, so naturally I was like "I wanna watch that!" But my parents wouldn't let me because it's an 18 and I was a child (not that this stopped me fr begging them though lmao). This happened several times throughout my childhood and each time my parents would be like "No you're too young, you can watch it when you're older."

Skip to when I was around 15 I think, and I had this friend in school whose house I went to quite often. I was round for a sleepover one time and they told me there was this film with a banging soundtrack they wanted to show me. That film was QOTD. We watched it and I thought it was pretty decent (fyi I can't stand that film now, but the soundtrack still slaps. And Akasha! Aaliyah absolutely killed it!). When I went home the next day I told my parents what I had done at my friend's house, and that we had watched QOTD and they were like "Oh, the sequal to IWTV". Now bear in mind, I'd forgotten all about IWTV by this point and then it all came back to me and I was like "Omg no way!"

However, I still didn't watch IWTV and I forgot about it all over again. Until 2 years ago. I for the life of me cannot remember how or why I suddenly remembered it at the time, but I was chilling in bed and it came to me. So I found IWTV and watched it for the first time in my life (I was 19 at this point) and lemme tell you. It was worth waiting 19 years of my life. I loved it and thought how it was insane I'd only just now seen it, but better late than never.

Then I forgot about it again lmao. Until the 3rd November 2022. I remembered (again, idk how or why) that I had heard about an IWTV TV show so I found it and watched it and I thought "huh, that was pretty good. I like this!" And so I became obsessed.

Then I decided I wanted to read the books so in December of 2022 I bought IWTV, TVL and QOTD (it's all three in one book) and I started reading the series from the very beginning. I got even more obsessed and kept buying the series until I had them all and read through the whole thing.

In February on 2023 I joined tumblr for the VC fandom, because I had seen VCblr posts on Pinterest and thought it looked fun, so naturally I joined in.

And that more or less takes us up to now really lol. I'm still here and even more obsessed than ever. My obsession is primarily on the books since I read them. I kinda moved from the show to the books but I still have a deep appreciation for the show because that's what brought me here to the fandom in the first place. (And I still love the film too.)

I also recently, in the past couple of months, made friends with a group of people here in the fandom and I'm so glad to know them and be friends with them (including you, of course @hekateinhell 💖). I've been in many fandoms before this one, but this is the first one I've been so active in and the first one I've made friends in. I love ya'll, and I love talking to you all 🥰💕💕

Anyway, it's a long story as to how I got here 😅 It's like these vampires have always been in my life in one way or another.

Sorry this was such a ramble but yeah. There's practically my whole VC life story 😂

[mwagneto]

i saw u on my timeldinr and rmemebededd you psoted smthn abt your horse toys normal (?) minds cannot comtpehend can you pelazeee post them. i wamt to see them soo bad i lie in bed at nighf anf do my mental walkthrougj of all the horses i have seen amd met and want amd i come to an empylty stable and yhink of youse

OMG HI!!!! i'm really sorry i hate posting pics to the internet it feels like im doxxing myself but i found pics on google of all the horse toys i was thinking abt when i made that post:-)

edit HOLY mother this took over an hour to write and became insanely long so a lot of it is under the cut but i hope you enjoy<3

so for context my parents used to pay for a monthly subscription to "póni klub" (pony club) which basically mailed you a box of horse things every month and a big box every year (if i remember correctly! im not sure, i only got like 3 or 4 of them in total coz they said it was too expensive 😔) which means i have like an extreme assortment of random things just from that and then there's all the stuff i got as presents or as a vásárfia (means like, "son of the market" it's basically when someone gets you a little thing from the market you're at just coz you're there, for me it also meant like, the grocery store we went to on a roadtrip)

the póni klub stuff is extremely diverse, i have two calendar-journal things (explained a bit better later), several episodes of heartland on dvd (which i dont think i ever watched), a scary as hell audiobook about a cursed tree ?? (there's a horse there also), a bunch of fantasy or y/a books about horses, stickers, keychains, erasers, anything you can imagine basically, and also a lot of little figurines

the one i was specifically thinking of when i made the post is a toyline called picipacik (c is pronounced like ts so it's like, cute to say, it means like, "tiny horsies") which came with a little personality card for each horse and also a disc to a pc game which i spent an hour trying to find before answering this ask LMAO but i got it, it was one of those collectible things but all the figurines have fur (the cards have fur too i almost forgot!!!) and they all have names and exist in the game too

i got i think one of them from póniklub and bought the rest independently but i couldn't tell you, the póni klub calendar/journal/activity book thingies (they're really good btw they have like puzzles and jokes and informative articles in them too) are dated 2008 and 2012 so yknow. it's been. an insane amount of time. im shocked i even remember anything at all tbh but horse memories are forever i suppose

im gonna put a readmore coz this is getting way too long but ya finding my picipacik was what inspired the post but there's way more

idk if you know about the german horse figurine company schleich but every time we went to austria/germany (pretty often, long story) I'd see them on the shelf and I'd want one SOOO so fucking bad sooo bad but my parents were like no way they're way too expensive 😠 only for me to realise a few months ago they're literally 3-10 euros but WHATEVER i had a few of those coz I'd beg to get one every time i saw them, chief among them these 2 beasts. the pegasus has been on my shelf for as long as i've had the shelf and it's looking at me typing this and the skewbald horse is in the attic in my horse box but ok so looking these up they're selling for like hundreds of dollars on ebay which is insane coz they were DEFINITELY not even remotely that expensive or I wouldn't have gotten them. anyway they were absolute treasures coz of how much begging it took to get them and how much i liked them, i took them with me everywhere

i also have these gorgeous little guys or well i only have the palomino but i have two of it but i played with them a crazy amount as a baby so they're really beat up, one of them lost his tail years before i developed the ability to retain memories but i cannot even begin to tell you just how soft and fluffy their manes are

my BIGGEST obsession and the one i actually got to indulge in was filly ponies, they were really cheap and came in blind bags so that was the vásárfia i usually got on the aforementioned germany/austria trips, im not sure exactly how many i have but it has to be like at least 20 or 30? i dont have any full series coz they kept updating the generations really quickly so like every few months there'd be a whole new batch of them. I'd spend ages trying to look at the available horses on the back and trying to feel the blind bag and guess which one was inside and i was correct surprisingly often, I'd say like 70-80% of the time. and since they were really small well. i never shoplifted any unprompted but one time i found a bag someone had torn open and then left there, horse and all, and i didnt have the heart to leave it so i put it in my pocket. they also came w personality cards but i lost some of them and I wasn't brave enough to also pocket the personality card of the open one but given my tendency to lose things i own a surprising amount. they also came with big maps and catalogues so I'd cross out the ones i had and circle the ones i wanted, i still have the unicorn catalogue glued on my wall, that's the one i got the most of but im sure i have at least one of each kind, this is what the blind bags looked like but i also have one of the metal boxes

there were loads in each series and uh, hm, huh, well, lmfao ?? always encouraging when something's wikipedia page has a lawsuits section. im a fillyhead forever i think crimes are ok. ALSO APPARENTLY THERE'S A TV SHOW??? DAMN. to me they'll always be fun little toys i collected when i was 5. love these guys so much if i had shelf space I'd display them. i used to have them displayed but alas i have too many items and things now also everything is always dusty. like i said the unicorns are the ones i have the most of and i only ever got a single blind bag from the crowned series but i spent ages feeling the bag to make sure i got jewel the big one in the middle and I DID!!!! getting a good grade in uh, feeling blind bags???

anyway i hit the image limit but thank you so much for asking, i loove my little horse toys :-)) there's many more but they either dont have fun lore attached or they're just gen 2/gen 3/gen 4 my little pony toys or legos or lps or the horses that came with those wooden train sets so slightly less specific than the examples above but yeah i have a veritable museum of horse toys and plushies and so-on. i dont think I've gotten anything horse related either for myself or as a gift in MANY years (other than, yknow, horse riding stuff and then the actual living horse i had for a few beautiful years) which is honestly surprising given the sheer amount of horse stuff i got from age 0 to like, mid teens but i guess my inventory filled up or something

[4lbon]

oh hello??? gilr!logan x oscar exes to lovers wip??? omg???? I need to know more please please please please

I FORGOT ABT THIS IM SORRY but ive actually talked abt this many times before!! it was last on that list of wips for a reason, i've had the idea/wip for over a year and still haven't made much headway with it. here's a post abt me talking about it SIX MONTHS AGO to rly put in perspective how long its been

here are some more girl!logan pics as a treat!!

[stormwarnings]

WAIT WAIT WAIT I FORGOT WE WERE TUMBLR MUTUALS!! HI HELLO!!!

i'll backtrack a bit!! hi this is eta (currently elwinged but i was also previously radiantsusan/phantomsjulie) and i don't think we've ever actually talked but we ARE mutuals on tumblr and i LITERALLY didn't realise until i was scrolling through my old posts (as you do) and went WAIT I'M MUTUALS WITH STORMWARNINGS (and the answer was YES) and the reason i was so surprised is because i've been bingeing so many of your fics on ao3 recently bc i got back into star wars and! they're! so! good!!!!

i have a special appreciation for 'bury me beneath the tree i climbed when i was a child', it's so gorgeously heartwarming and made me feel all the good feels because it felt so lovely and healing! (my ao3 bookmark says: oh!! oh this was so heartwarming i'm about to cry!!)

and then ALSO (sorry this is going to be a long one) your series 'how i long to grow old'??? THANKS I'M SOBBING????? like it's fix it series but also i am crying over how much these people have lost and yet they still keep getting up???? i love how you write cody and rex and their various interactions, their grief and burdens feel so so so real (also. hey. hey. *grips you gently on the shoulder*. fox. WHY. i am sobbing.) AND THAT TITLE???? YES THEY DO. THEY LONG TO GROW OLD. SCREAMING.

and then ALSO (i said this was going to be a long one) the one that i keep reading and not realising it's also by you, an author who has written many of my favourite fics ('come down from your moutnain')!!!!!! you got the commanders and their relationships with their jedi SO RIGHT!!!! like "are they all like that?" "like what?" and the answers being BEAUTIFUL CLEVER MERCILESS BURNING BLOODSTAINED UNNERVING and you've got them pinned down to a POINT you've got their characters dissected you write them so well!!! i am in awe (and also have that passage screenshotted and favourited)

and you ALSO have written one of my fave silm pieces ever (and i... also didn't realise that stormwarnings who wrote the silm piece and stormwarnings who wrote the codywan au were the same person until a couple months ago and i went. HUH. WAIT.), 'celestial bodies', which is such a gorgeous gorgeous explanation of idril and maeglin if they were a little bit kinder to each other. like--- "you knew my mother. would you tell me about her?" I AM LYING ON THE FLOOR FACEDOWN. and how you emphasise their age and how that shapes them differently!!! lomion is so young and idril has seen things that will never be seen again and it's THEM, it's how it SHAPES them, it's how they understand each other!! i am losing it.

anyway! sorry for the extremely long ask, i was just kind of going ??? the whole morning being like WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M MUTUALS WITH ONE OF MY FAVE AUTHORS!! so!! thanks for writing some of the absolute best works i've ever read + i hope you have a wonderful day!!

RADIANTSUSAN OMG I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU HAD GONE!!!!!!!!!! eta this made me cry in my first class genuinely this is the sweetest message and such a nice thing to wake up to!!!!

i am SO happy that you (and so many others) were touched by 'bury me beneath the tree' because that fic was truly a labor of love and a little piece of my soul and it makes me so happy to hear how much it was enjoyed. also i promise there is more of 'how i long to grow old' in the works - i have probably ten other fics plotted out, ive just been so busy with college and work and life. as for my other fics, thank you! im still really proud of 'celestial bodies', and the art that my trsb partner made was so beautiful.

anyway NO YOU your art and edits are always so lovely! so happy to see you pop up on my dash again :) have a fantastic day!

[starjxsung]

HAI STAR I AM BACK FROM EUROPE !!! I got home like two hours ago :3 feels SO good to be back in my own room in my own bed - showered, have laundry going, AND I UNBOXED MY LIMITED EDITION ATE ALBUM I BOUGHT IN COPENHAGEN (posted a pic on tumblr if ya wanna check it out hehe) ... work and school emails can wait until tmrw... RAHHH it's been so long lemme go through your last few responses to my messages since last time I responded Summer if FLYINGGG wahhh I can't believe I start school in a month! I've seen bits and pieces of what you've said about ATEEZ and Lolla and they both sound RAHHHHH I'm so glad you had fun and meet up with your older sister (for ATEEZ) (though the sunburn does NOT sound fun) and I'm glad you were able to stay safe (?) and be responsible and help that girl out (at Lolla) As for South Africa guy... So basically once I went on the trip we didn't talk cause he was on his trip and I was on mine but I did send him a long ass message about what was going on in my brain (after confirming that he would be okay and welcoming to that sort of messages since we couldn't talk it out at the time) and explaining to him how hurt I really was? but like in a respectful and calm manner. Idk it was longggggg mostly cause I over(?)think or like have many thoughts because while I did want to explain that I was hurt, I also wanted to make it clear that I saw where he was coming from and wasn't telling him to hurt him or make him feel bad if that makes sense. Anyways, seeing as I JUST got back and he just got back a few days ago (with covid nonetheless), we have yet to talk about it and he has yet to respond to my long ass message. (also for background info in case I forgot to tell you, yes we did end up talking about where our relationship is a little bit ago before this whole ghosting thing happened and bascially we ended up with "committed relationship w/o lables" because apparently I have baggage (anxiety) attached to the term "girlfriend" from my last relationship LOL hahaha but yeah so basically agreeing to be "committed" and then this happening kinda just made it feel a lot worse aslkjdf) anyways what im left with now is feelings of residual hurt, uncertainty, and genuninely questioning how comfy I am in this relationship now... but I shall wait until we actually properly talk about it hahaha... also... did you actually raw dog your flights... how do you do that omg I will like do that for periods of time but usually I have music going for most of it... (today during my flight from Amsterdam (layover) to where I live I watched one of my fav comfort movies three times in a row (it's Zootopia LMAO)) Europe Trip stuff: my fave part was def the guided, all inclusive tour we did of Norway country side form Voss to Bergen - it was hiking, biking, and kayaking! I died physically (i mean like one of the days was 61 km of biking... and we were doing stuff for 6 days) BUT EVERYTHING WAS SO PRETTY AND THE WEATHER WORKED OUT AMAZINGLY usually its rainy and dreary and cloudy (like where I live - honestly norway looks like exactly where I live) but it was SUNNY the WHOLE time!! I got to swim in the fjords and go fishing (I LOVE fishing...) and just take in all the nature as I hiked and biked etc... and my younger brothers and I made some friends with another family on the tour (there were four other families in total) - this family had three boys - two 17 y/o twins and a 14 y/o - they were so much fun tbh LOL the 14 y/o was very mature tho (maybe more than his brothers tbh) I thought he was like 17 when I first met him and thought his brothers were like 20 LMAO they're all tall- anyways, the 14 y/o, he thought I was like 15 when we first met (I think he developed a crush on me ngl by the end of the tour lol) anyways ya it was fun !!! sorry for the LONGGG life update... HOW ARE YOU DOING STARRR

ily always 💕🫶💖 🌱

RAHHHHHH MY ANGELLLLL I’VE MISSED YOU SOOOOO MUCH IM SO SORRY FOR NOT BEING ON HERE IN A MILLION YEARS I swear time has just moved so weird ever since lolla I still feel like I came back yesterday????? WTAF…… ANYWAYS!!! EUROPE!!!!! AND SCHOOL!!!!! HOW WAS EUROPE and how is school going (I’m assuming you started again???) I hope it’s going so well!!!!! I’ve been crazy busy at work it’s insane, I swear the work is just nonnnnnstop it’s making me want to die 😭 what’s crazy is that I started this blog bc I always had so much free time and now I can barely stay online bc I always have some shit going on at work it’s so frustrating RAHHHH

Ugh. I can’t believe all the confusion??? With South Africa guy????? First of all I totally understand your hesitation for an “official title” bc shitty relationships will definitely do that to you 🧍‍♀️but his communication fr seems so spotty 😭 anyways I’m assuming he responded to the message by now (I’d be scared if he didn’t????) but I hope there’s some form of resolution there? I mean he sounds like a catch and I’m so glad you guys get along well and seem to have mutual feelings for each other but it really sucks when that’s the case and then it just quickly turns into a guy completely wasting your time 😕 waiting for more updates but I just don’t want you to end up getting hurt by all of this!! I’ll beat his ass frfr

AHHHH THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN I would’ve been dying from all the physical activity too I don’t blame you LMAO 😭 I’m so glad you met so many cool people (and even had someone develop a lil crushy crush on you HAHAHA) but that sounds amazing!!! Also how was the kpop store there??? I hope it was everything you dreamt of AAAAA it’s so much fun to find kpop stuff in places away from home 😭 I haven’t been to a kpop store in months now but I’m aiming to go this Thursday for a FAT shopping trip. Will keep u posted 😋🤞

ANYWAYS I AM GOOD I’ve just been crazy busy and I feel really bad that I’ve been so bad about being on here ???!,!.!.!.! Also working thru Kinktober and my eyes are burning out of my skull from all my screen time but. WORTH IT……

I love you so so so much I need a million more updates so I know all’s still well with you! Sending all my love as USUALLLLL 💓💓💓💓🫶👼

[cookies-are-nice]

Catalyst

Author's note : Omg so sorry I forgot to post the rest, it's exam season and I'm suffering with memorising history</3. Fyi you don't rly need to read from chapter 1 to know the entire story (its too cringe pls I wrote it a year ago) but I suggest reading from chapter 2 or 3 cause those are kinda important to the plot

Content : Takemichi and Sachiko(OC) being siblings, Toman hooligans, some violence if you look close enough

Chapter 4 : Explanations

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"I didn't know you had a sister!" Chifuyu exclaimed while smacking his best friend in the head for not telling him about his own family.

"She doesn't even look like you," Draken jokingly added, eyeing the timid boy.

"I dyed my hair?" Takemichi tried reason with his friends.

"Not just your hair, she looks way too good to be your sister!" hisses and "ouch"s were exchanged throughout the whole group, cringing at Mikey's blunt insult.

"We're blood-related y'know!" he bit back.

His ridicule was continued by Mitsuya, "So what's next you gonna tell us about your secret twin too?" The future fashion designer rhetorically questioned.

"WHAT NO! i have 2 younger sisters, Rose is 14 years old and the other is 4, her name is Yumi." Takemichi explained in an attempt to clear things up.

"That's it?" Manjiro asked, in case Takemichi's family tree had more branches.

"Yea." He finally managed to cleared everyone's doubts.

"Hold on Takemichi, you said Rose was 14 but she's younger than you?" Mitsuya genuinely asked, confused about Takemichi's family situation.

"uhm yea, she's 3 months younger than me, we have different mothers"

"Ah, just like Emma." Mikey mumbled, bringing his half-sister into their conversation for no reason.

As the group walked further and further into the streets of Tokyo, Takemichi asked, "Wait a minute, where are we?"

The gang looks around to see an unfamiliar surroundings. Somehow, they got distracted and managed to wander off to a random street. Now they were lost and none of them had their phones on them.

"Oh no."

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"At least we found our way back." Even after receiving a brutal beating, Takemichi still managed to look on the bright side.

"Quit it, stop being so optimistic." His friend, Chifuyu, dismissing his words of comfort. With every step he took, the boy grunted, finally feeling the soreness and pain from all the hits he took—to be fair, he definitely got it worse than Takemichi.

After the group had stupidly decided to split up, the pair had encountered some Moebius goons. The situation escalated quickly and ended with the pair running away. Takemichi called out to the group, relieved he found them before Chifuyu fainted. They turned around to see a beaten up Chifuyu and an injured Takemichi.

"Jeez, what happened?" Mitsuya asked, concerned with the well being of his friends.

"Some guys from Moebius caught us off guard," Chifuyu felt he could no longer stand on his own, so he put his weight on Takemichi, who was already previously supporting him. "There was too many of them, I couldn't hold them off."

"Why didn't you call for us?" Draken asked with annoyance at the two boys.

"We didn't want conflict between Toman and Moebius." Takemichi chimed in.

Mitsuya sighed at their flawed logic. "It won't stop any conflict if they made the first move."

Takemichi opened his mouth to argue but was quickly stopped by Mikey's statement.

"The fight was bound to happen," Mikey said with a hint of anger laced in his confident voice.

"They had already brought the fight to us when Moebius decided to mess with Pah."

The way their leader spoke was unsettling and cold. Suddenly, the mood changed from anger to somber and bitterness.

[insert moebius story] (im too lazy I'm sorry)

"that's also the reason we called you over to discuss some things." Draken added after Mieky explained the whole situation.

"So we're going to fight moebius?" Takemichi asked cluelessly.

Mikey snickers.

"Of course not," their leader's voice switched from a light one to a deadly one in the same sentence. "We're going to pummel them."

The rustling of a bush right behind them went unnoticed by the group, giving Rose the perfect opportunity to escape with the information she needed.

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Gonna kms that was so bad😭 but after chapter 6(romance😏) it gets better istg

[dashuntsel]

Oooooh, this is gonna be so fun! Tell us about yourself: Hi everyone! I'm Dasha and I'm 28 y.o. Originally from Belarus, but now live and work in Poland. If you asked me this question a couple of months ago (7 months and 10 days to be precise, but who's counting?) I would have had a lot to say. Like, that I really like to cook, backing is my passion, but more than that I like to eat and discover new cafes and restaurants with amazing flavours. If you ever visited my place, it always smells of pastry and fresh coffee and I would always pack you something delicious to go. I would also say that I'm a huge fan of reading, but more than that I probably like to collect books, and also mention that I like going for long walks, especially in a rainy weather (weird, I know). But now ALL I actually CAN talk about is my Good Omens obsession (sometimes I think that my family and friends hate me, because I have to bring GO in every conversation).

When and in what form were you introduced to Good Omens: Initially it was right after season 1 has aired. My friend came over and she was very excited about the show, so we watched it, I liked it and then FORGOT about it for the next 4 years. July 28, 2023 the same friend of mine told me that I have to watch season 2 of the show, and I was like, ok, sure, and then watched it a week later. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!!!! Just kidding, I'm very grateful that I watched the show. But that was the moment my obsession started...

Have you recommended/watched GO with friends or family and how did they respond: Million times! And it's not always convenient. For my work I have to hold and host a lot of meetings and sometimes for rather big audiences... Guess what my small talk topic has been for the past 7 months? And some people watched the show and liked it, or read the book and liked it as well, but nobody (NOBODY!!!) got as obsessed with it as I did. Even my friend who introduced me to this universe was able to let go in like a month or so. How do you people do it? Though this is probably wrong platform to ask this question...

When did the brainrot take over? aka at what point did your obsession start: August 6, 2023 I marked the date in my calendar and am planning to host a party on this date this year dedicated to 1 year anniversary of me meeting my hyper fixation... And it didn't start during these last 15 minutes, no... Approximately like an hour after I finished the show. Because all this time I was like 'What have I just seen?' and 'What am I gonna do?' and then I was like 'Oh! I know! There has to be fanfiction!' And that's how the real world lost me...

Which is your favorite episode: S1E3

Now word vomit about how much you love the series/characters and tell us what they mean to you: AAAAAAAAAAA OMG! I love the show! I love the actors! Amazing cast, amazing plot! But what fascinates me the most is this fandom! You guys are amazing! All the fan art, vidio edits, fan fiction written (I mean one of the best things that I've ever read is a fanfic, and nobody from my friends and family understands why), all the theories made, and just all people who post things about the plot of the show, characters, fan fic recommendations, news about the show... How do you people do it? You guys are amazing! On one hand Good Omens ruined my life a bit, because it's all I can think of and talk about (I honestly had to take like 2 week vacation, because I couldn't focus on my work), but man, am I grateful for this experience! The show has introduced me to so many amazing things and people that I will forever be grateful for it!

Hey Good Omens Fandom! While we're waiting for Season Three, let's get to know each other! This isn't a tagging game, so everyone is encouraged to share their answers. Let's get started with The Basics:

Tell us about yourself:

When and in what form were you introduced to Good Omens: 

Have you recommended/watched GO with friends or family and how did they respond:

When did the brainrot take over? aka at what point did your obsession start: 

Which is your favorite episode:

Now word vomit about how much you love the series/characters and tell us what they mean to you: 

Click here to copy questions, then reblog and add your answers! Or go back to the original post to start a fresh chain. Please tag with good omens ask series for anyone wants to filter this post!

[dearmrsawyer]

Do you worry about the young age of your fans?

[hajiberry]

2:05 pm

“Y/N”, you internally cringed at hearing your name being called by the person you’ve been actively avoiding for a week now. Turning your head slightly you gave him a small wave.

“Oh hey Eren”, speeding up a little he started walking next to you,

“Hey”, he said, sounding slightly out of breath, glancing over at you he raised an eyebrow, “have you been avoiding me?”, staring ahead you crossed your arms over your chest, avoiding eye contact at all cost.

“What? Why would you think that?”, rolling his eyes, he stepped in front of you before grabbing your shoulders so you were forced to look at him.

“Because you skipped the two classes we have together and I know for a fact that you were in your other classes”, scoffing you rolled your eyes,

“What are you stalking me?”,

“Armin’s in your other classes”, he said with a shrug,

“Okay so I skipped two classes that you happen to be in”

“And you didn’t answer my text plus you skipped out on study night at Mikasas”, a smug look slowly made its way on his face as you finally made eye contact with him.

“Okay, so what if I am ignoring you?”,

“So you are ignoring me”,shrugging you glanced away,

“Is that not what I just said?”,

“No you said ‘so what if I am ignoring you’, not that you were”, glaring at him you shoved his shoulder.

“Are you just gonna stand here and annoy me or let me walk to class?”, chuckling, he stepped aside, letting you walk.

“Neither, I’m walking with you”, rolling your eyes, you started walking towards the building your next class was in. “So hypothetically if you were avoiding me, what would be the reason?”, glancing at him you sighed.

“I’m not avoiding you, I just needed a minute to think about what you said”,

“ So it is about that?”,

“What else would it be about?”,

“I don’t know you’ve been ignoring me so I couldn’t ask”, glancing over at him you just sighed, not really being able to argue.

“I just didn’t know what to say”,

“Could’ve said yes”, you shot him a glare “or no”,

“I didn’t think you even meant to ask”, he chuckled,

“Why?”,

“You were drunk”,

“Eh wasn’t that drunk”, glancing at you he smiled, “What? I have to be drunk to ask you to be my girlfriend?”, glancing away, you tugged at the collar of your sweatshirt.

“No, but you were just saying a couple months ago you didn’t want anything serious”,

“Well”, as you two approached the building your next class was at he paused, looking at you with a small smile on his face, “you changed my mind”,

“I’m flattered and would love to finish this conversation but I have to get to class”, you said, sounding pleased to be ending this conversation.

“Can we actually talk about this later or are you gonna avoid me for another week”, lolling your head back you groaned lightly.

“Meet me after class and we can talk”,

“I’ll be waiting right here”

“Bet you will be”, you said before turning around and walking inside.

a/n: i wrote this blurb a while ago and have been debating on expanding on it so i’m posting it so we’ll see if i write more with it

omg also @didiyogo i’m so sorry i haven’t tagged you anything i completely forgot!

[acourtofidiots]

random thought but imagine if bitewing ran away (startled by thunder or fireworks maybe) and somehow ends up at your house and you take the poor baby in (and he immediately bonds with you and is just such a lil munchkin) when dick (this beautifully handsome stranger) shows up on your door asking “hello ma’am, have you seen this dog?” and it’s just instant connection like what an adorable meet cute, maybe i’ll make this a one shot omg

today was terrible. you were late to work, you spilled coffee all over your favorite shirt and your boss was on your ass the whole day. all you wanted was to go home and take a nice bubble bath and have a glass of wine.

lightning cracked overhead against the dark gray clouds of gotham, and you looked up in time to see droplets of water falling form the sky. Shit, you forgot your umbrella at home.

you quickly ran as the downpour became heavier and heavier, but your quick speed didn't help the fact that your clothes were soaked through and your shoes were absolutely ruined.

eventually, you made it to your apartment complex. you leaned against the wall underneath the overhang, taking a deep breath to try and calm your pounding heart. this day could not get any worse.

just as you turned to fish your keys out of your bag when you felt a wet nose touch your leg. you look down, and the most adorable gray puppy looked at you with wide eyes, shivering.

"oh you poor thing," you coo, picking up the dog and tucking it into your arms. the puppy snuggled in your arms, and your heart swelled at the sight of the animal taking comfort in you. "let's get you inside and see if we can try and find your owner."

you make your way to the 3rd floor, the puppy lifting its head up to sniff the air curiously. you smile softly as you felt the tail start to wag with excitement as it watched you open your apartment door.

you set the puppy down and put your bags on the kitchen counter before closing the door behind you. the dog slowly pads around the living room, sniffing everything in sight.

you crouch down next to the puppy to get good luck at it's collar but you sighed when you saw there was no name tag on it.

maybe the owner is posting about them online, you think, reaching for your phone. but before you could open it, a knock came from your front door. the puppy eagerly started barking and rushing towards the door, putting it's front paws on the door to try and greet whoever was there. you laugh as you scooped the puppy up with a dry towel. "alright, hold your horses."

you open the door to find a man standing there with a "lost pet" sign in his hand, which contained a picture of...

"haley!" the man cried, the dog struggling towards the man. you hand over the puppy towards him, amused at the puppy trying to lick every inch of skin they could get.

"i'm taking she's yours?" you ask. "i found her outside my apartment building afterword."

the man nods, tucking haley into his arms. "yeah i just got her not even a month ago, and she's been a handful but i wouldn't trade it for the world." he gives you a warm smile.

"i was out thinking about getting a dog myself! maybe once i get one we can have puppy playdates?" you suggest. the man's eyes lit up at the suggestion, digging into his jacket pocket and pulling out his phone. he extends it to you and you type in your phone number before returning it.

"thanks so much for finding her...?" he trails off, unsure on what your name is.

"y/n." you smile and he returns the gesture.

"dick," he says before bidding you farewell and turning to exit the building, haley's tail wagging behind him."

[theeternalghost]

#Ok Im gonna say Something.#First of all SORRY to Op for reblogging this but NEVER READING IT!!!! Im Sorry I know that that's not how things are typcially done.#BUT LET ME SAY SOMETHING.#OK Im so sorry to OP for ranting in the tags of their 0 note fanfic that i wont even read but GIMME A MINUTE !! OK.#How do I say this.#I cant believe it was this long ago by now but it was I believe MAY of 2023 and it was 7 AM and i was scrolling on OP's blog?#And i was scrolling throuhg their fanficiton tag and i was like. Oh Dear. As you may expect#how do i put this... I DIDNT READ THIS STORY but I did skim what was written here and IT STUCK WITH ME ?#In truth i missed the breeding kink detail and went straight to reality-as-is rape. Over time I stopped thinking abt the trans detail even#BUT ANYWAY THIS ONE ... disturbed me of course ... AND IT MADE ME THINK...#IDK.... I just started thinking abt that ghoulish year they spent in the room of spirit & time ...#Vegeta's lack of loyalty to anything good & holy at this time... The conflict of their characters ...#I started listening to Rob Zombie at this time ...#Long story short I felt like the idea of an extreme violation occuring b/t them in that room was a DEEPLY FASCINATING story and#it showed a lot of facets of their realities & the realities of emotional and familial ... difficulties .#And. Idkkkk. It was so morbid. BUT THEN I ALSO GOT HUNG UP ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS THAT#IN DBS TRUNKS HAD TO SEE HIM AGAIN ??!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?#LIKE...... OMG ?!?!?!?! im sorryyyyy but it had me fist-pounding-on-desk LAUGHING like..#OK I should just make my own post. But ohmy god. LIKE IT'S SO BAD !??!? Vegeta's a changed man and sort of forgot abt all that.#BUT THE BODY KEEPS THE SCORE & TRUNKS IS TRYING TO BE COOL ABT IT BUT ... He's freaking out inside. Worrying for Present Trunks. Etc

#Eventually vegeta approches him abt it and ALL HE SAYS IS ''Hey. No hard feelings. Okay?'' AND SLAPS HIM ON THE BACK.#SOO SORRY OP LIKE THIS IS YOUR STORY THIS ISNT ABT ME...#But I always intended to reblog this post onto this blog bc it did INSPIRE something in me and i dont know much about the world but#I do respect OP for the weird things they write & post. AND IT MAKES ME SAD THAT THIS POST STILL HAS 0 NOTES?#I saw it 7 months ago and in that time no one has read it or hit like. SAD. I am sorry for not reading it myself but#Just the strange way I feel reading the description is thrill enough for me thank you ...#I always thought that I would post some about Vegeta & Future Trunks on this blog and IDK if I ever will but#This post needs to be reblogged onto this blog for in case I do ...#Reblog#Writing

NOBODY HAS EVER GOT IT LIKE THIS. YOU. YOU GET IT. and my god I hope you do write a thing someday PLEASE tag me if you do!!!

cause you are right, in the grand scheme of things the implications and ramifications are SO dark and morbid and awful because of who Vegeta was at the time of their year in the chamber? it's incredible that Trunks retained any affection or admiration for Vegeta after that. and then Vegeta of DBS era is a drastically different person?? I'm not sure Future! Trunks could even fathom it. So he keeps half an eye on Vegeta and half an eye on his younger self and tries not to shy away from his not-father.

also don't be sad for me about not having notes. with the kind of subject matter i usually write about, i'm used to it. i get a LOT of hits, bookmarks, and kudos on ao3 but rarely any comments or reblogs. and from past experiences in other fandoms, it's 100% because people don't want to be perceived consuming the kind of fic i write.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Ball Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1006 Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Future Trunks Briefs/Vegeta Characters: Future Trunks Briefs, Vegeta (Dragon Ball) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Mildly Dubious Consent, Mild Breeding Kink, Parent/Child Incest, Trans Character, Loss of Virginity Summary:

The strong hand in his hair fists it tighter, yanking his head back far enough that all he can see is the empty white of the chamber.

[thefanficmonster]

Perspective

Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: Fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: Corpse recounts the time he first met his now best friend who too has been gifted with a deep voice.

Requested by two Anons. This fic is a mash up of two very similar requests I got from an unnamed Anon and 🖤🥀 Anon, so a big thank you to the both of you for sending in your requests! I’m really sorry to be posting your requested fic so late but I hope the final product is gonna make the wait you had to endure worth it! If you come across it and read it, I hope you enjoy it! Love, Vy ❤

“Yeah, yeah ok, I know.“ I can’t help but playfully roll my eyes at the comments that are flooding in, “Before any more people address it - even though it’s only been five minutes - I’m gonna address it myself: I apologize for the absence of the guest I promised would accompany me on this stream. She made the choice to party until late - or should I say early - and is currently probably asleep. And...I just don’t have the heart to wake her.“

In all honesty, all the blame should fall on Y/N’s lack of responsibility but I could never say such a thing - she rarely let’s herself loose and allows herself to have fun so there’s no way I’m gonna hold this one instance against her. Quite the contrary actually: I hope she starts going out and having fun more frequently cause really deserves it. She’s a super hardworking girl, studying college and working her ass off simultaneously.

“For those of you who don’t know who I’m referring to: the girl in question is Y/N, aka Jumpscaretastic, a horror games oriented streamer. She was supposed to join me for this freaky journey but...yeah I’ll have to endure it on my own because fuck me.“ I take a look at my chat again, deciding to keep this interaction with my viewers going for a bit longer before I start the game. I may be stalling but you sure as hell won’t hear me admit it. The game may be terrifying as hell - I have no doubt it is - but I doubt it would affect me so much if Y/N was here.  My eyebrows furrow automatically at the sight of one specific question that I’ve been getting asked quite a lot recently and I’ve been doing my best to avoid it cause the idea - to me, at least - is so messed up. Why, we’ll get into that later. “No- ok, this is the first and last time I’ll be addressing this wild assumption, you guys, so listen carefully. Y/N and I are by no means related. I’m not related to every deep-voiced person on this planet, just FYI.“ Speaking of Y/N’s deep voice which I’ve gotten so accustomed to hearing, I can’t help but recall the first interaction the two of us had when she got invited by Toast for a game of Among Us with us when Felix canceled on us due to technical difficulties. “I may not be related to her but she really put into perspective how other people feel and react when they hear my voice. I, honestly speaking was astonished by hers.“

A few months ago

“Ok guys, since Felix texted me about an hour ago, saying he won’t be able to make it, I invited a friend of mine so I hope that’s ok with you.“ Toast announces when the majority of us have accumulated in the lobby.

“Yeah, all cool. An introduction to them would be nice though.“ Charlie says, tampering with his avatar’s appearance on the in-game laptop.

“Oh, I’m sure she can do that herself.” He says with a bit of a chuckle, “Y/N?“

“I’m here, I’m here.“ 

My gaze moves from my chat to the monitor displaying the game in an instant as though it would reveal to me who the owner of this unfamiliar voice that just travelled through my headphones is. You know how my voice is considerably deep, yeah well this girl’s voice is six feet below that.  My eyes have widened without me even noticing as I hurry to unmute myself despite being a little late to the reaction party which already consists of a ton of ‘OMG’s and “WHOA”s from the rest of the people in the call. Not one of them, however, considers to question the authenticity of the voice.

“Was that a voice changer or something?“ I say, my eyebrows shooting up when I hear the laugh I receive in response to the question - a sound so deep but simultaneously sweet and girly it messes with my head.

“I wish I kept count so I could tell you which number on the list of people who’ve asked me that you fall under.“ The girl, Y/N replies, “But for the record no, it’s not a voice changer.“

Realizing how hypocritical this question probably seems coming from me, I decide to believe her - probably cause she gets nothing if she lies anyways. “Oh, so this is how it feels hearing my voice for the first time, huh?“ I say, slowly nodding my head, still in slight disbelief.

“Yeah, meeting her was quite rattling - in the best way possible though.“ I say, fixating myself back in reality following the little trip back in time to the day Y/N and I met. “She’s now one of my best friends so that should tell you enough.“

It goes without saying that, since she’s my best friend, I know her quite well. That being said, with the detailed knowledge I have on her, I can guess she’s gonna be in for a massive hangover when she wakes up. I just hope she texts me when she does so I can make sure she’s at least semi-functional. Just then, my phone buzzes with a message. Much to my shock, it’s a message from Y/N. Truth be told, I didn’t expect her to be up for another hour or two or three but here she is, sending a simple text that reads:

“My head’s pounding like a drum mid rock n’ roll concert“

There are no emojis accompanying the message, suggesting she’s deadly serious and in quite a bit of pain. Ok, I won’t sugarcoat it - she’s in a fuck-load of pain right now.

“The Sleeping Beauty has awaken and is complaining about a headache, just in case you were wondering.“ I chuckle seemingly nonchalantly as I silently contemplate whether to text her back or call her instead. Who’s gonna know better than my viewers, after all... “You guys think I should call her? Or would that annoy her?“ I ask, furrowing my brows at the chat as I see different responses coming in.

Meh, fuck it -  I think to myself, already taking my phone to call Y/N when the support of my viewers floods in as well.

She picks up after two rings, letting out a sound that sets the tone for the discomfort she’s in.

“Hello to you too.“ I say, putting the call on speaker so my mic can pick up her responses. “Would you please rate the pain you’re in right now on a scale 1-10?“

“A hundred.“ Her strained, raspy and deeper than usual voice comes through, stealing a chuckle from me, “I’m hungover and still a bit drunk. Like, how does that even work?“

“The morning after is a straight-up bitch. Welcome to the world of bad decisions.“ I tell her compassionately, low-key wishing I could go over to her place and provide her with at least a tiny bit of comfort, as much as I can.

“Yeah...“ she sighs halfway dramatically, “Anyhow, we usually text around this time, what’s up with the call?“

“Just wanted to make sure my best-girl wasn’t really dying, you know. Who am I supposed to annoy in Among Us if you’re not there, after all?” I raise my brow and, although she can’t see me, I bet she can probably guess I’m doing that.

“Whatever...“ The same way I can imagine her rolling her eyes while smiling as she said that, “Tell me this, am I wrong or was I supposed to be on your stream today?“

I barely manage to hold in my laughter at the question, “Uh, yeah you were, but...” she doesn’t let me finish my sentence, instead cuts me of:

“Oh shit, I’m so sorry, Corpse! I totally forgot. Believe me, if I could roll my ass out of bed I’d hop in but I really can’t. Unless you want me to be a bore for an hour and a half, that is.“

“For starters, you could never be a bore to me.“ I say matter-of-factly, “And for seconds, you’re kinda on the stream anyway...“

“Come again?“ She cuts me off yet again, “You’re calling me mid-stream? If so, hey everyone! Sorry I couldn’t join, I promise to make it up to both you and Corpse soon.“ A yawn comes from her end before she continues, “As of now, I think I’ll go back to sleep.“

“Alright, alright. I’ll call you again later to make sure you’re still alive. Sleep tight.“ I tell her, already hovering my thumb over the ‘Hang up‘ button.

“Won’t let the hangover bite.“ She slurs/murmurs, stealing my opportunity to end the call cause she does it herself.

I stare at my phone for a second, finally becoming aware of the grin that has spread across my face. Eventually, I address my viewers once again, “There you have it, guys. Technically, you can give her a pass for answering the call, especially in her current state, so let’s all agree to not hold this against her, cool?“

A brief look at my chat shows me the ton of fluffy comments that are coming in as a reaction to the interaction Y/N and I just had. One, however, sticks out especially. It reads: ‘You like her or smt?’

“Do I like Y/N?“ I read the comment out loud, a smirk coming across my face, “Of course I do. She’s a darling.“ If I had a webcam on I’d look straight into the lens and wink. That’s probably spark more than enough rumors, but at the very least they wouldn’t be wrong. “I’ve stalled enough, Outlast is waiting.“ I announce, finally starting the game. After all, it cannot be scarier than the conspiracies my fans could come up with. I get it though - from their perspective, we’re already the perfect couple; from my perspective we’re impossible because from Y/N’s perspective we’re best friends.

Ain’t that how it always goes?

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