#omg wait...is that how brue found Nada Parbat?
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Sitting down at the batcaves desks, Tim glanced over at Bruce for the fith time in the last minute, mouth opening before closing and looking back uselessly at the cold case in front of him.
Bruce, having felt Tim stare more than seen him sighs, "Just ask what is on your mind chum." He says, turning his chair around to face the teen.
Tim, ears burning crimson as he ducks his head in embarrassment, "So like...you are magical or something? Because I am 90% sure you were being buried alive and had the coms cut but...but I could still hear you, but like in my brain."
Bruce grunts, face in a scowl, "No I did not use any of that mumbo jumbo, it was simple astral projecting."
Tim gives Bruce a dead eyed look, "Sure it was, and who did you learn it from, Himalayan monks?"
Bruce let a small smirk fall on his features, "Tibetan actually, the Himalayan Monks taught me how to stop my heart."
Tim could only hold his head in his hands and sigh harder than he thought he could.
#batman#batfam#tim drake#bruce wayne#bullshit Tabetan monks are the reason we have batman#like seriously#how many super powered monks in asian mountains are there?#omg wait...is that how brue found Nada Parbat?#did he just stumble around the mountains enough that he just came upon them?#Ra looking at a bruce that looks like a feral raccoon that just happened upon his most secret of bases: Yo what the fuck...Talia-#Talia sighing as she nods: i agree father i must impregnate that man.#Ra's: I...i was going to say go kill him.#talia: But father i love him!#Ra's already done with this: just make sure he doesnt have rabies
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