#on two separate occasions

[remingtan-wins]

I cut the tip of my left thumb off and broke my pinky in the same day…

[arokel]

don’t try to talk for the ask game

my goofiest tbitb fic!! (is that true??? idk)

what people may not know is that I have an Extensive and complicated relationship with dentistry, which means that APPARENTLY when people see tiktoks about dentists they think "man I know exactly who would appreciate this fact" (and I do)

this fic is the ultimate testament of my dentist's-kid-Chuck headcanon, which is really just me projecting my college experience of people saying "hey your parent is a doctor, does this cut on my hand need stitches?" onto Chuck. also, no one cares, but Bobby and Joe are playing the original N64 smash because *my* college roommates had an ancient N64 and we played so much smash and donkey konga even though we only had two sets of bongos.

the blowjobs were SO HARD TO WRITE and also had some very. convoluted staging?? and when I begged my friend to tell me if it was okay they very kindly told me "hey. i don't know what the fuck these guys are doing with their limbs." so I had to simplify it.

I also almost titled it Don't Try to Talk (With My Dick in Your Mouth) but thankfully my better judgment won out lmao

[moonstandardtime]

9, 10, and 22 for the isat ask game!

"What would your wish at the Favor tree be?"

uhhhhhhhh. hm. i dunno! maybe something similar to siffrins wish. idk i have too much anxiety and a dangerously "fuck it we ball" mindset. all i can think of is "please god dont let everything suck Bad forever"

"How does the universe fuck up your wish?"

gotta fix shit myself. ugh. why cant everything just magically work out perfectly without any effort on my part forever

"What craft skills would you have, and what would they be called?"

id be creative craft and i think the skills would be mostly spell based. or me throwing shit. bc im not very strong and i have a history of throwing shit when im pissed off and i think that could be used to my advantage. one of them would be called "YOUR MOTHER" but not sure what that one would do. maybe ass slap. and "science class" where i throw a large textbook at you (high crit chance but also a high chance of missing). and of course "Playing with Knives", where theres not actually any knives involved and i just inflict psychic damage (small amt of damage and/or random debuff, + your next turn is replaced with mine)

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[bu-t--t]

inconsiderate people love usin they kids as an excuse to get all up in my personal space. imma start drop kicking them i stg. or i might even say something some time. i stg!

🗣️ i don’t forgive y’all!!

[truckstoptigers]

haha fuck this actually (cocsa vent in the tags, please proceed w caution)

[kendallcodedromangirl]

What fragrances the women of Succession (+ Kendall, Stewy, and Roman) wear:

Gerri / Frederic Malle portrait of a lady // Shiv / Byredo blanche // Willa / Vyrao free 00 // Tabitha / Regime De Fleur x Chloë Sevigny little flower // Marcia / Guerlain shalimar, Chanel coromandel, Frederic Malle carnal flower, and Serge Lutens ambre sultan // Naomi / Etat Libre d’Orange jasmin et cigarettes // Karolina / Nasomatto narcotic venus // Jess / Byredo young rose // Rava / Frederic Malle eau de magnolia // Comfrey / Maison Francis Kurkdijan baccarat rouge 540 and a sewer // Kerry / Creed spring flower // Caroline / Jo Malone lime basil & mandarin // Stewy / Killian angel’s share and angel share’s extrait // Roman / Serge Lutens muscs koublai khan and portrait of a lady // Kendall / Byredo animalique

[clownmoontoon]

I AM MENTALLY ILL

[phoutube]

thinking about how i just paid $600 for mcr tickets when my shitbag uncle got free backstage passes in 2008 and says the show was gay

[atalante241]

2003 Donnie could go to the bathroom and in the process watch a man die a horrible gruesome death and never tell anyone about it

[saul-gone-man]

here i go putting saul goodman in situations again

[doomdaysdecays]

assigned depressive borderline at birth 😍

get a totally legit diagnosis here <3

[nenoname]

wondering if we're gonna have stan learning the lesson ford learnt in tbob since it's made clear that stan is still hiding so much...

[starryoak]

I swear to god if i have to read another post claiming Toriel is obviously an alcoholic and a bad parent for daring to get excitable when drunk (which is not in fact the same thing as having a problem with alcohol) and not obsessively worrying over her teen who is of a developmentally appropriate age to be allowed to do what they want on the weekends without adult supervision, I’m going to lose it.

[acepalindrome]

One of my favorite types of characters are people who are deeply, profoundly kind, so sweet it almost hurts, but also clearly have something deeply wrong with them and can act absolutely unhinged. Yeah, he’s the most compassionate and caring guy you’ll ever meet, but he did sneak a sniper rifle into a library and now he’s hiding out on top of a bookshelf. He threatened to stab a nazi in the carotid artery with a pen. He used a stapler to close a wound once. Don’t worry about it.

[gardenwalrus]

I love watching people living their domestic life and seeing how that goes. I always thought Jane and Paul were very tense. I do remember very clearly an evening at Cavendish Avenue where she wanted the window shut and he wanted the window open. That really was like a Joe Orton play. It was fucking great. I sat there all night watching Jane get up and open it, and Paul close it, and it was just like, nothing was said. And quite soon after that they split up, which of course I could have told anyone they would.

- Marianne Faithfull within Barry Miles, Paul McCartney: Many Years From Now (1997)

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Visits to Paul and Jane Asher weren't quite as relaxed as those Mick and I spent with George and Pattie. With hindsight I can see that they were rather uptight. There were constant little frictions. Mick and I were very close and we would never have done anything like fret about windows being open or closed, or anything as petty as that, but this is what happens when couples start to come apart.

- Marianne Faithfull, Memories, Dreams and Reflections (2007)