#one must imagine me without a hyperfixation

[saturnshusband]

cw..... i think.!??!¿ o do mention mental problems a bit

okay i don't usually post like this (or maybe i do) BUT I AM SO STIMMY RIGHT NOW OVER LEGO MONKIE KID AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I TRIED LISTENING TO MALICE MIZER WHILE READING A LMK FANFIC BUT I LITERALLY STIMMED SOOO HARD SO FREQUENTLY THST I HAD TO STOP READING. THIS IS SLOWLY BECOMING THE SAME PROBLEM AS THE DRDT HYPERFIXATION IN SUMMER EXCEPT IM NOT FULLY OBSESSED WITH IT SND I CAN HAVE OTHER COHERENT THOUGHTS (AS OF NOW!!) how do i calm down my hyperfixation before it gets worse? i've written the words 'lego monkie kid'on any piece of paper i can find, including schoolwork. help

[narsh-potatoes]

Phoenix Wright my best friend Phoenix Wright....

[theoriginalkaminari]

Imagine Giyuu Tomioka having a partner like Zoë Hange of Attack On Titan.

◇Notes: dude I just started watching Demon Slayer and its already my new hyperfixation and I've watched so much already mannnn◇

♧References, swears, silly stuff because I'm coping, also this is actual horse shit (guys i miss hange so much)♧

Like imagine you are completely fucking OBSESSED with demons, similar to how Hange is with Titans.

You spend hours and days without sleep as you study and observe the demon you captured, giggling maniacally to yourself as you watch it struggle.

"Tell me, how do us humans taste?" You ask it, sitting backwards on a chair as you face it. The demon is chained down as Giyuu watches it, katana at the ready.

The demon growls loudly at you, bearing its teeth. You grin devilishly and nod. "I see. We must be an acquired taste, then." You say as you cross your arms, your eyes never leaving the demon's face.

Its not like the demon can't talk, it just doesn't want to. Which makes you yap even more.

"So." You begin, pacing around the room. "Since you refuse to tell me your name," you stop, kneeling down in front of the chained up demon.

"Your name is now Mochi." You grin devilishly, a sparkle in your eyes. Giyuu sighs, leaning against the wall. He's seen you name and talk to the demons as if they were your children, which he quite frankly thinks is weird, but unique.

A few days later, you brought in a friend for Mochi, another demon you named Teeth. You called him Teeth because he tried stabbing you with his own tooth.

Teeth was a lot more talkative. Mostly about how he would one day escape from the chains and kill you, and you only laughed and patted his head.

Giyuu didn't really mind how close you physically got to the demons, because he knew you would be smart and quick enough to dodge if they tried to break free.

However....he did think it was strange how you told bedtime stories to the demons.

But he does think Mochi enjoyed the company.

Mochi and Teeth only lasted for a few days before Sanemi killed him.

"MOCHI!" Your screams of sorrow fill the halls of the estate, crying at your knees as Giyuu rubs your back comfortingly. "TEETHHHH!!"

Giyuu seems more confused by this, but decides to finish comforting you. Sanemi rolls his eyes, getting more annoyed by the minute.

Mitsuri crouches down to you, smiling nervously as she strokes your hair. "Now, now, crying won't help anything! Why don't you review everything Mochi taught you?" She says in her usual soft tone. You just continue to sob as you mourn your dear demon pets, Teeth and Mochi.

Giyuu leaves to get you another pet demon.

He doesn't like it, but he likes seeing you happy.

[multific]

Modern Warfare Men as Sugar Daddies (Extra) - Preferences

Part 1

Warnings: Smut, Sugarbaby-Daddy relationship 

A/N: Since the previous post was very well-loved, I decided to write more details about the characters. Apologies if there are things which have been mentioned before. I also considered the vote and wrote this according to what people wanted to see the most. 

John Price

It was never about the money for John.

But now, he enjoyed every aspect of it.

Buying you everything you wanted, and in exchange, you would oh-so-nicely bend over his table without a question.

John is a very giving person but he does enjoy being taken care of. 

"I'll take care of you, Daddy." you would say with a sweet voice and John would be a goner.

He loves oral. Bot receiving and giving. 

But let's be fair, he is a giver after all.

He can spend hours between your legs and is not afraid to overstimulate his pretty little doll.

He likes to hear you plead and beg. 

But in the end, he would always give you exactly what you want.

And after sex, he would be a sweetheart. But let's be honest, he first needs his sleep. A little nap for Captain John Prince and then, he would be good.

He would be so hungry so no matter if you are as well or not, food would be a given. 

So be prepared for a nice order of any he craves at the moment.

You never had sushi naked before? Now you will. 

Johnny MacTavish

Let's be honest this man has a kilt.

And he fucked you many times while wearing said kilt. He would hike it up and then pound you.

The little devil doesn't even wear any underwear under his kilt.

Johnny likes you in pretty dresses. The shorter the better. Without anything under.

Just a dress. 

That's it.

Every restaurant you go to, you always feel people watching you.

"They are jealous, Bonnie." he would say. And you believe him.

Being with a handsome Daddy, wearing pretty dresses and jewellery, who wouldn't be jealous.

He likes to give you jewellery.

But his favourite is always that pear necklace he gives you every night.

Seeing you covered in his cum turns him on. It is a way to show that you are indeed his.

After the fact, showering is a must.

He would just kiss every inch of your skin while washing your entire body.

Kyle Garrick

Kyle likes to tease you in public. The thought of getting caught turns him on and you never object.

He likes to buy you things so he can rip them all off.

"I'll buy you something prettier. Let me eat that pussy now." he would always say.

And again, you don't object.

You couldn't even go to the movies without his finger soon finding your clit.

"Don't make a sound and I will give you a reward," he whispered into your ear.

You loved his games. 

And he loved to play with you.

Every outcome of his games was always so pleasurable. 

Giving you nice little rewards which could either be a night of long fucking or a new pair of shoes.

Kyle could be very kind even if he preferred to be a tease. He has his sweet moments when he just enjoys spending time with you. He would have such a sweet smile every time.

Simon Riley

Never call him Daddy. Ever!

Even IF he is your Sugar Daddy, calling him that would not work. Given how his father was with him, he banned you from calling him that after you did once.

You didn't ask why, the hurt in his eyes spoke louder than any word. So from then on, you called him Sugar or Simon. 

He would be fine with silly nicknames.

Just imagine the faces of people when you come running with a new bag to him asking him to buy it and you call him your little bunny.

Simon's favourite thing is when you tell him that he can do anything.

And you do mean anything.

So, for his upcoming birthday, your daddy asked you one gift.

Anal.

Without hesitation, you said yes.

Not like you can say no to him.

You weren't too surprised anyway. He always somehow managed to insert at least one of his fingers into your butt whenever he was fucking you, no matter the position or occasion.

But then, the next week his hyperfixation is your boobs. He wants nothing more than to fuck your beautiful boobs, no matter their size. 

After the fact, Simon would need a moment for himself, just like 2-3 minutes alone in the bathroom/kitchen to collect himself. But as the months pass, he would get more and more used to having you and he would stay in bed with you. He would pretend to sleep, he enjoys you cuddling to his side and he refuses to admit it.

König

After your little photos and videos you send him, he always sets his mind to punish you.

You deserve it, he always says. And he can be ruthless. Yet, he would never do something you don't like.

Like that one time when he was mad because you disturbed him during his debriefing, he arrived home and set his mind to fuck you senseless. 

And he did.

He fucked you first with his fingers, then a toy and finally, when you were so cock-dumb, he finally gave you his cock.

But before he did, he looked at your face, the tears and he stopped for a moment.

"Are you okay?" It was a simple question but it held many meanings. 

"Of course, Daddy."

"What's your safe word?"

"Diamond."

"Good girl."

To say that this man fucks is an understatement.

This man fucks and destroys furniture.

It got to the point where after your fifth bedframe, you two ended up with only a matress on the floor. 

The frame left marks on the wall, to the point where it needed a fresh coat of paint.

He was called King for a reason. And he is the King of your Pussy.

Logan Walker

He got used to you rather fast. To his brother's delight. 

Now the two often teased each other about you.

To your surprise, Logan is mostly normal in bed, nothing too freaky-deeky. 

Which did make you want to see the wild side of Mr Walker.

You want to know more, do more for and with him.

But you knew better than to ask his brother... that would be too weird.

You needed to find out yourself

And so, you pushed him to the edge. With what?

Jealousy.

Wearing a dress too short, looking at a man across the bar maybe for too long. 

And it did the trick.

Logan dragged you home, tied you to the bed and teased you for the entire night.

While he might not be freaky, he for sure likes to spend time with you.

You noticed he liked to just be in the same room.

Doesn't have to be sex.

But you promised to never make him jealous again. He made it clear, you were his and his alone.

He doesn't share. And the marks along your body were the proof of his claim over you.

Alejandro Vargas

Having him as a Sugar Daddy, you called him your Mexican Devil Daddy.

The one who whispers sweet things in Spanish into your ear while he does the most unpure things to your body.

He likes to have you in his arms at all times. 

Never ask him for a reason behind it.

He doesn't have to explain himself.

His hand is glued to your thigh as he drives.

Alejandro is not a huge fan of punishment but if you push his buttons, he wouldn't be nice.

He says he hates it when you whine but he actually loves it. He for sure has a thing for your brat side.

Keep telling him how much you missed him and he will give you anything you want.

"Chiquita, what would you like?"

"Dinner with you, Daddy."

"Hmm. At the place you like so much?"

"Yes."

"With the private balcony?"

"Yes."

"Do you plan on being naughty like the last time we where there? When you 'forgot' to wear your panties and I had to punish you right there and there?"

"I would never do that, Daddy. I am a good girl." 

He would laugh, you adore his laugh. 

But he would give you the world. 

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[north-peach]

hello transformers hyperfixation, it's been awhile.

Okay, so some of y'all with me at the devil's sacrament, specially follow me for the transformers stuff.

i am so sorry to yall cause i've been dancing with pretty much every single other hyper fixation beyond that, so this one's for y'all!

Mecha Pilot!Jazz AU! Specifically, the one by @keferon

yall

this is now gonna be a significant part of my personality, cause it has me in a chokehold. I have read every single one of the 46 fics on ao3 and spent twelve hours combing through tumblr so BUCKLE IN.

For fic-ish headcanons and brainstorming ideas because this ain't a fic.....yet.

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MechaPilot!Jazz, who is first generation and has done so well with a mecha, barely any body-dysmorphia due to the transition from small, quishy human to giant metal being with- while similar- different anatomy.

He's good. He's so good.

He alive too, which is a pro in this project considering what i imagine has led to a considerable body count, especially if you factor in a drift aspect of the mech.

getting your body to withstand the movement, your brain to operate a very large machine to combat efficiency, dealing with either being hooked into systems so hard you feel the pain, or don't, but you still remember the way it felt when you were stabbed, only to walk around after mission's end like nothing happened.

Jazz lives and breathes in this mech and his superiors are pleased.

However, this means that Jazz gets the experimental tech. He gets the new gadgets, the customized weapons, gear, he gets special treatment.

This, in part, is both good and bad.

The freedom Jazz gets is great. He gets his mods, his music and for starting out as an orphan without any documented education, that's pretty great for him.

On the other hand, the constant supervision at base, the medical exams, the doctors, the politicians- regardless of the paycheck, of the food, equipment, Jazz hates that the cons are so negative, but the pros really do make up for it.

His mecha is his baby.

However, all good things must come to an end. Just like Viktor was consumed by Vortex (and haunting the narrative just as surely as he was the mecha), just like Ratchet reached his limit with all the dead bodies piling up, just like how Blurr's death meant the end of Shockwave's life, just like- well.

With the ever-increasing numbers of dead, if not missing people, with the alien invasion of Earth in a precarious balance of giving and gaining ground.

Something had to be done.

Jazz had always known- the longer he'd survived, that he thrived, the more he became one with his mecha, the more he excelled, and surpassed expectations- it was always going to be him. He was the best the program had to offer, after all.

With the increased number of brass walking through the base, with the extended hours in the medical halls, with the bigger and better technology that was integrating into his baby and how Jazz's own body was made better, well.

It was only a matter of time.

He's told the program is expanding to space.

He's told it'll be him to lead the way.

An outpost on one of the moons or asteroids in the solar system.

A mecha program, beyond the confines of their own planet.

Jazz cannot refuse.

So he does as he does best.

He puts on a smile, jams out his tunes and does his absolute best to make sure First Aid knows he's the squirreliest nerd he's had the pleasure of meeting. Even if he is a bit too engrossed with the alien's anatomy in all it's gooey and tentacled glory.

Ratchet gets a phone call, some good old-fashioned teasing on his secret boyfriend he still hasn't met and a promise to drop by for a visit. One he hopes he can keep.

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe get smuggled out of the base to street race in fast cars at fast speeds and Jazz makes sure their asses are covered so they don't get caught.

Hot Rod gets Jazz's old comics, Wheeljack gets the confiscated "illegal" contraband Jazz can smuggle out (the more flammable, the better), Onslaught gets locked in a closet with Blast Off, Nightbird gets a human-size set of ninja weapons that brings a smile to his usually blank face, Swindle gets a pair of fluffy dice and Brawl is presented with a new pair of boxing gloves.

Jazz bargains for Cosmos to be brought down from his lonely space station for a week of down time, and sics Red Alert on him because Cosmos needs friends beyond Jazz and Red Alert needs someone who can keep up with him.

As Cosmos once said, nothing better to do in space then to imagine all the ways everything could go wrong.

Jazz has high hopes for the two of them.

He also takes the time to go visit Blaster, bent over his workbench as he works on his smaller, deployable drone mechas.

Eject and Rewind are powered down on their recharge pads while Steeljaw remains in several pieces, his mechanical paws carefully laid out and disassembled.

Jazz pokes around, suggests some cool feature Blaster's new project could have, such as a rhinoceros base form, because the man's already got a lion, amirite?

A dozen mecha pilots. Thirteen if you count Vortex and First Aid as two.

Expansion into space means expansion of the mecha program. Jazz isn't sure how to feel about that, but regardless longer missions in his baby can excuse a lot of unpleasantry. Especially in the name of preventing the amount of mass casualties and reshaping of landmass on the planet they're currently trying to live on.

Still, a custom shuttle, more spaceship designed for his baby then himself, an AI as a pilot, five years of supplies and material and equipment, all double checked and tripled checked is a whole lot of freedom for one guy.

The aliens deciding the moment Jazz's ship- the one he affectionately calls Cowboy Bebop- is set to launch on his first official mission to cause a mess is pretty much par for the core.

Cosmos coming in clutch, leaving Red Alert behind on his space station to assist Jazz's mission give him just enough time to send confirmation and data back to base that the aliens are entering their solar system via a giant space door.

One that Jazz falls through, riding the wave of destruction from the ships that were attempting to enter their solar system and he thanks anything or anyone that is listening that his Bebop makes it through safely, his own fragile body protected by his mecha.

Landing covertly as possible on an alien planet God knows how far from Earth is probably the most exciting and nerve-wracking thing he's done in the last decade.

Which is saying something, considering the life Jazz lives.

In the end, Jazz will label this is the best day in his entire life, all thirty two years of it, including the last eleven years of piloting his baby through all her ups and down and close calls.

You see, this day, which has led to him being launched to God knows where in the vast, unmapped corners of the universe, to another devastated planet that Jazz has no idea is even in the same galaxy, has a native people he needs- maybe?- to avoid, has a bug problem-

Had a bug investation, oh God if this is what defeat looks like Jazz can't even begin to argue with Shockwave's increasing demands and general creepiness.

Jazz is stuck and on his own, at least, until he meets Prowl.

Prowl changes everything.

Because you see- not that Jazz noticed for a good solid bit of time there- Prowl is not a human. Not only is Prowl not a human, he is NOT a pilot in a mech suit, PROWL is a MECHANICAL LIFEFORM from a MECHANICAL PLANET.

Jazz is going to forgive himself the amount of time it took for him to notice.

In hindsight, a mecha being that pretty? That expressive? The different between the two of them? Jazz should of noticed, but considering the day he's had, a bit of leeway is the least of what he deserves.

Outrunning, outmaneuvering and outsmarting the aliens- Quintessons?- to get Prowl's damaged form onboard Bebop and away to somewhere not crawling with bugs is going up there, straight up to top three moments Jazz can't believe his bullshit worked, right next to an impromptu team up with Vortex, when First Aid was definitely passed out in the pilot's seat.

(Jazz knows how Viktor piloted that mecha, very little has changed since he became Vortex)

Jazz being given directions, a translation data thing, and safe harbor with others, just like Prowl was not in the playbook but he's flying by the seat of his pants here and honestly? Since no one knows where Earth is, he can't get back and it's not like the Quintessons aren't pulling their special brand of bullshit on them as well.

So he helps out.

To the amazement, horror and confusion of everyone around him because oh, yeah.

Jazz hasn't told anyone he's a squishy, operating a shell.

Exactly like their stories of a specific boogeyman.

Nightmare fuel for their entire race.

...

He debates on telling Prowl, sometimes.

When the mech seeks him out, when he gets him to blush when Jazz teases him. When he gets in over his head and can't deny he's fallen head over heels for the second alien Jazz has ever met.

His luck is gonna run out one day.

With the weird truce and meshing of both Autobot and Decepticon troops, he can only hope- or dread- it'll be Prowl. An Autobot over a Decepticon.

Still, Jazz knows he's exactly the kinda guy to push his luck, to get a mile outta that inch he's been given and he ain't about to stop now, no matter how guilty he feels.

[offtorivendell]

Sorry again to my non ACOTAR mutuals, please feel free to ignore this.

@nikethestatue made some salient points in a recent post, and part of it really hit home, because I'd said something very similar to someone else this morning.

Like Nike, I've been part of a few fandoms before thanks to my similar tendency to hyperfixate on the media I like, but never as heavily as I've been involved in the ACOTAR fandom; that being said, quite a few of the authors I read and loved have put out multiple series set within the one universe, like Tamora Pierce and Robin Hobb, so maybe that's why the structure of ACOTAR having an original trilogy followed by a "spin off" series is normal* to me.

I don't know, I'm not sure. But the following aspect of this fandom has really shocked me (please skip now if you don't want to read my thoughts).

*I say this not to shame people who wanted more Feyre, I was the same after finishing ACOFAS and realising the next book was in Nesta's POV; I wasn't ready to move on from Feyre at the time, her journey took me on the wildest of rides, but the author and the story undeniably were (to a point, obviously, as everything major is still happening within her orbit). So just before ACOSF came out, I reread the series and then read a lot of Nesta centric fic to get into her character. It worked, btw, I was excited for ACOSF to be published and to learn more about Nesta.

I have never seen it normalised for fans of the secondary characters of the original series/universe as a whole - or the new main characters of each subsequent series - to be shamed for liking, preferring, or focusing on those characters. Some of the best fan made content I've seen (imo) set in the Tortall universe, for instance, focuses on the mother of the best friend of the third quartet's protagonist, or Raoul and [Redacted], or even fics that play fast and loose with canon.

It genuinely blows my mind that the ACOTAR fandom doesn't permit people to like or prefer characters other than Feyre or Rhys (who, btw, I still enjoy even if I don't seek out their content at this time!), or apparently we aren't paying enough respect to the original FMC/couple; especially as one of the secondary characters - Elain - is confirmed to be getting her own book at some point. It is just so wild to me that, apparently, some people reached adulthood without learning to share (fandom space, in this instance). I cannot imagine telling someone who is heavily into the The Immortals Quartet, or the Rain Wild Chronicles, that every post must qualify its existence with explicit gratitude to Alanna or Fitz for existing first.

So what if people are more excited about the next book in the series than meeting some imaginary bar of respect to Feysand on ACOTAR's 10th anniversary. Of course it's FINE to want to celebrate Feyre and Rhys, that will happen, and nobody is stopping you. We wish you joy! Just, please let the people who are interested in the next book be. We are not doing fandom wrong by showing excitement for the future of the series, especially after a four year wait.

[kai34902]

Addiction to Tranquility

Blurb: When all eyes are on you, you are forced to preform. till your legs bleed, your heart torn apart, and your mind goes numb you must not stop. Until a boy who has no interest in anything but science and space becomes a safe haven for you.

Or alternatively

When two people realize their feelings too late, and now must rebuild civilization while also try to get rid of their feelings for the other. Just one problem: they're addicted to each other

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Parings: Senku x reader

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Quotev

Chapter 1: New Stone World

Summery: The first man awakes from his stone slumber

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Word count: 884

Warning: not proofread and short

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The quietness and tranquility of the forest has been disturbed by the sound of stone cracking. The fragments of stone fell off as the perpetrator of the disturbance started to move. Who is this you may ask? Well you're going to find out soon. All you need to know right now is that he is the first human to revive from stone in stone world Japan.

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“Yeah! I'm finally free!” I imagined my block headed friend’s flashy entrance that I was ten billion percent sure of him doing.

I started to get up, careful of not altering the evidence. I grabbed a couple of rocks to mark the potion of my body and buried the stone fragments that I'll investigate later when I'm able to.

The sound of shuffling caught my attention to a tree branch where three monkeys hanged. Not even a moment later they all swinged away as if I was something dangerous or new.

“Am I the first human they’ve seen?” I muttered

I grabbed some vines from trees and wrapped them around my waist to cover my lower regions. Then I started assessing my surroundings. Unfortunately civilization didn’t survive, it's essentially a new world. In fact I may be the first shiny monkey to be born in it.

It's been 117,354,893,870 seconds now. Factoring the leap years and the fact that Earth’s rotation slows by 17 millionths of a second every year is some nasty mental math. Despite the Earth’s rotation hardly amounting to anything but its best to be as closely accurate.

I took a sharp stone and started to carve on a tree. Embedded was: April 1st, 5738 A.D.

April fools day, how funny. I can remember vividly about a certain someone who would always prank me on that day when we were kids.

“(y/n)...”

I turned and looked at the three monkeys that were behind me. I couldn’t help but smile. They looked down on me because I'm new but no, I have the knowledge of all human civilizations for the past 2 million years. I took a log and a stick and started turning it into the other. There I made three solemn promises. To rebuild civilization, reach space, and find out what happened 3,718 years ago.

Unfortunately I'm not a meathead like Taiju, nor an ultra-dexterous craft club kid like yuzuriha, or even an innate talentful like (y/n). There's no way I’ll be able to start a fire with a primitive hand drill, and especially not in Japan’s humidity.

I strayed away from the fire making to make something else useful. I started smashing the edges of the rocks against others to make it sharper. Like the technique native Indians used to make their spearheads and tools. I'm simply making a knife out of the hardest material around which was a colorful piece of chert.

It took a lot of trial and error which was no biggie. I've studied everything I could in the old world, and I'm willing to try everything. But no doubt about it that the girl’s presence would have made this ten billion times easier. She most likely had a hyperfixation on something close to this which could have made stone tools that were much better than mine within three trials.

heh…even without you right beside me you’re still occupying my mind.\

[stone tools acquired]

I unraveled a plant with the freshly made knife I made right before, and then started twisting it together. Soon it became a rope that I tied to either ends of a curved stick. Wrapped another stick, that's been cut to a sharp point, in the rope. Started moving it back and forth as fast as possible.

You see when cellulose from the wood is heated through friction and exposed to air, it rapidly oxidizes which gives us combustion!

[fire acquired]

I used the stone axe I made and chopped some trees to get wood for shelter. Chopping it was easy, moving it made me wish Taiju or (y/n) was here.

When that was finished I started chasing a deer for food. I failed however with an account that It was faster and had a lot more stamina than me. I wasn’t going to plague over it though. I fashioned a trap with more rope I made, the trees around me, sticks that I pegged down, and bait. An old fashion hunters trap but it worked, that night I ate deer on top of the fire I had such a hard time making.

Finally went and built a shelter and soon made some clothes with the deer skin I hunted. Along with a pair of shoes to protect my feet. In no time the three monkeys that were mocking me earlier were soon surprised by what I made. I laughed in response

“I just realized I never introduced myself It's a pleasure to meet you all” I saw the monkey’s eyes grow bigger and bigger from shock

“I'm the only one of my kind still walking this world, I'm a human being, also known as Senku Ishigami.” despite them most likely not understanding what I was saying I still explained my goal to them: to build a technical civilization from scratch. And this is where it all starts.

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[luckyfinch]

i’m bored and need to start the year off strong so

Sonic characters headcanons!!! maybe i will update sometimes…

Sonic

ADHD, also has an anxiety disorder

either overthinking or not thinking at all, always

dyslexic… he gives me the vibe

TRANSGENDER. this hedgehog is TRANS. he is a trans boy. i will never falter upon this hill

i like the hc that when first meeting Tails, Tails assumed he was a boy, and Sonic goes “yknow what hell yeah” and becomes Sonic right then and there

would be a Marvel fan i know it in my heart

forced to watch Twilight by Amy. Team Alice truther, the two argue about it very heatedly

he can prepare an egg 25 different ways beautifully, but otherwise is ass at cooking

NEVER let this boy bake

saw Shadow take a handful of plain coffee beans from the bag once and eat it, never looked at Shadow the same

“oh i never mentioned them? well yeah i’m a triplet. guess it never came up!” -> cue everyone flabbergasted

Shadow

AUTISTIC.

Demiromantic, Asexual

this guy has PTSD i will never accept him not having PTSD

also i don’t care if Shadow eating coffee beans is canon or not it’s canon IN MY HEART!!!!!!

his favorite disney princess is Merida from Brave

i imagine him liking sweets but not liking anyone to know. gotta keep up his mysteriousness. also he’s a little embarrassed

Rouge buys him the candies he likes occasionally cause he would never get them for himself

Sonic tries to show him roblox just one time. Shadow destroys his computer and ignores Sonic for a month after losing DTI, and Sonic never tries to get him on a game again

Sonic tries to pass on the Twilight trauma and makes him watch the saga. Team “move back in with her Mother.”

^ Shadow and Sonic get into a physical fight over it

^ Shadow wins

sometimes he babysits Cream for Vanilla

spreads rumors about Tails to literally ANYONE. the most random people, who have never seen or heard of him. he makes shit up just to do it

claustrophobic

Warrior Cats reader, i imagine him liking Yellowfang

Tails

forced to do does Sonic’s taxes wholly of his own volition

snacks on coffee beans while he works after seeing Shadow doing it; begins to prefer it over coffee

major insomniac, Sonic sometimes has to force him to go to bed when he spends too long hyperfixated on a project

big fan of Indiana Jones

he plays all the Lego games, and MUST 100% everything

has a youtube channel for his outrageously complex Lego builds which has a surprising amount of subscribers

^ Sonic only finds out about the channel after accidentally opening Tails’ mail and seeing his Gold Playbutton award

^ “oh yeah i forgot to tell u about that i guess!” “….HOW DID YOU FORGET?”

hates Shadow. the beef is insane. they cannot be left in a room together without fighting

homophobic but only in context of sonadow. if sonadow was to exist Tails would HATE IT SO BAD.

^ Shadow would grab Sonic’s hand or something while making eye contact with Tails just to piss him off

during thunderstorms, Sonic lets Tails sleep in his room. they watch movies until Tails can fall asleep.

owns Rarity (my little pony) merch

has an extensive rock collection which is his pride and joy. Sonic always brings him back cool rocks when he travels around

Amy

lifts in her free time. girl is jacked

uses :< :> :,C X3 when texting

loves vampire media, big Twilight fan. Team Edward, and she’ll die on that hill

loves baking!!! (Sonic isn’t allowed in her kitchen)

colorblind

she LOOVES Dress To Impress. bought herself VIP, forces Sonic to play it with her (he acts annoyed but he plays it on his own time too)

Knuckles

PTSD

aroace vibes

hates being alone

likes drawing, but ends up getting frustrated and breaking the crayons/pencils by accident

the coolest mf around ON GOD!!!

has the worst present wrapping skills ever seen. everyone knows exactly which gift is his during white elephants

turns out to be a surprisingly good cook, annoying Sonic to no end

eats toothpaste

[flowerwiththemachinegun]

Well. This isn’t my fault. @ghost-analogy thanks for the never dying image of Tseng finessing underwear.

So here are some hc’s of Tseng the Panty Thief.

Me @ my brain cause it won’t chill and let me focus on anything now

Qualifications/Preferences?

*clears throat* Is this weird? Potentially. Do I care? Not these days.

So I mean, he’s not just going to steal any underwear right? There has to be standards with these things of course.

Those lacy cheeky panties that really define your ass and they’re your favorite color? Gone the first moment he peeled them off of you. Your favorite color is now his favorite color, don’t let this fool you into thinking these are the only ones he’ll make disappear. Any color he finds to perfectly complement your complication? You know it. Gone. The style also dictates if he’ll take them or not. Tseng loves seeing you in everything, there’s just certain ones he wants to take with him. Especially if he’s gone for an extended period of time.

Back to qualifications, I’ll get that back to the last point.

Must be worn. What did that meme say? He’s just tryna smell how your day has been. (I don’t think he’d take them if you’ve been super sweaty…though you never really know with these kind of people.)

Time. There must be a time gap between robberies. It’s not because he doesn’t want you to notice. Tseng will look you in the eye while he’s neatly folding them into a nice little square to go in his pocket. (Last time he didn’t Rude caught a cute little olive thong hanging out of his pocket)

Where does he take them/Why?

Of all items to take with him of yours on extended missions would be…your underwear. And it sounds a little crazy right? Good. It should. But it’s easy to carry around, they don’t get in the way, they smell like you. He also knows it’s not something he���d lose. (Not like he’s the type to lose track anything, let’s be serious. He’s just full of excuses.)

Claims he likes the way the fabric feels under his fingers. Which this might actually track. It’s still a little strange? But he does stop to play with the edge of your panties quite a bit. Kind of like one of those people that find a texture of fabric they really like and won’t stop touching it? (Felt I do it too) it’s like a hyperfixation. Though you hope he’s not sitting in the middle of his office rolling your lingerie between his fingers. (Or you might hope for it man, whatever floats your boat. I wouldn’t mind.)

Meetings. I love this one, most of the time he’ll forget they’re in his pocket. The times he does remember he can’t help but reach for them, letting his fingers graze against them. The longer the meeting, the more likely it is to happen. Of course he won’t take them out, not around people. Part of the excitement is just having them and no one knows.

Special occasion sex? Yes. Anniversaries and dates are also when this is more likely to occur. Fucking in the car, office, training room? You’ll have to go home without them, he really won’t want to give them back right then and there.

Who?

Only people near and dear to his heart. This is something he does in serious relationships, never otherwise. There’s just no interest in it that way. Why would he want some random persons draws? It’s always better when it’s from someone you love.

Ex? Yes, if you’re that ex that Tseng oh so toxically can’t leave alone expect him to take them. Out of spite. Imagine him snooping through your drawer and he notices all of this brand new panties that are supposed to only be seen by him while your ass is smooshing his face. So since he isn’t around how he use to be….who is this for? Guess he’ll have to take them. The only exception to the worn underwear rule. He won’t take all of them no. But the ones he knows he’s deserving of you putting on a show for him in, he’s definitely taking. Nobody else can see you in those at least and he’s trying his best (hardly) to be discreet.

Rufus. Do I really need to justify this one?

[softlantern]

I had to post this second time, cause tumblr doesn't see my hashtags.:""D. Pain. It took me a week to realise that the problem is not in me, phphphph :D @cutepotatook

1-2) Helper started to make Layra cute bentos, oftenly trying to come up with something creative and fun. He even makes entire “paintings” of space out of food.🌌🍎🌽

3) This two in my head have lots of nicknames for one another and it seems that they are always trying to come up with the new ones! Layra oftenly likes to call him: sharky, piranha, Colly, old man, granpa, Mr. Thorn🌲

4) They protect me from stress and horror of university, phphphph. The best protection team👏👊

5)Layra is really touchy kid and likes to express her love by hugging, running at them at full speed, jumping on top of them from high places, climbing on them, jumping into their arms, etc. Over time, Helper and Collector became accustomed to this behavior.

6) Just how my interactions with an c.ai of Collector goes, lol. xд

7) I have been thinking about how everyone else looked like in Collector's original universe and what theme it had and decided to draw how I see Julie in it. In my head, she is a craftswoman who likes to come up with different games and toys, which often require wit and logic. But I would love to hear more about Collector's backstory actually!!👀

8) I'm on my Willy Wonka hyperfixation again, help. And I just got to know that there's a musical (how did I live my life without knowing!?) and I love it with all my heart!! I love his voice there soooo much! The way it changes all the time and is so expressive, aaaa!! And I can't stop imagining Collector with his voice after listening to "It must be belived to be seen" for hours while drawing it. :D🍭

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S-Suguru who.. Suguru who gets you a big fluffy teddy bear and uses it to tease you all the time, only cooing when he catches you grinding on it one day. "You enjoy mommy's gift that much? yeah?" because how could he be mad?? his precious baby is so empty headed :(( Only could process how they wanted pleasure!! Doesn't even know what they are doing :(( (Dont worry he'll fix that <3 just hold onto your teddy while he thrusts)

Anyways :3 IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS FEEL FREE TO DELETE IT HSHW your suguru just gives me brainrot

Mommy kink, infantilization, kinda dumbification?, gn!reader, Nsfw mdni plz <3

KEHEKVEJEHEJDHDJHFJF ANON IM TWEAAKIIINGGGGGGG TATATATTATATTATATATAATATATATATTAATATATAT

ANONNN OMFGGG HOLY MOLYYYYYY the people have been edged with the no penetration mommy sugu rule for too long I really do want him to overstimulate you until you pass out and he does as well i promise <//33

SUGURU BUYING YOU PLUSHIES ALONE MAKES ME WEAK IN THE FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEEEESS ANON im so serious!!!!!!!! He's seriously on a mission, they're so safe and soft and cute and warm...perfect for you he has to make sure you stay stimulated, suguru 900% hyperfixates on you and your plushies especially when they're massive and make you look tiny in comparison :(( and i imagine that big tough man in a cute room full of stuffed animals in everyone's sexual orientation. It benefits both parties come on!!!!!

I want to believe that he introduced you to humping plushies slowly by squeezing you against the toy and bouncing you on his lap without addressing it, he's trying to push this into your subconscious mind just as he did with making you suckle on his boobs (idk how we feel about this word but he's pretty much training you lol, or maybe coaxing feels less icky)

He's long spoiled (conditioned) you enough to throw shame and embarrassment to the wind and trust him completely long ago and immediately get all floaty and give in to your desires. Like your brain shuts down when he gets too close it's not a joke TAT and so it's no surprise when you start grinding against your plushie out of nowhere when he's in the room looking straight at you, you just couldn't help it mommy taught you that the heat between your legs must be dealt with asap bcuz it's no less than what you deserve:<< it gets suffocating with how caring and coddling he can be. You get a little embarrassed when you realize what you've been doing this whole time when he finally breaks the silence by COOING!!!!!!!! (kill him now tffffff) You just look so adorable like this...clinging to HIS gift, desperate for friction, probably dressed in HIS shirt and HIS boxers, your face all red and scrunched up...he YOU ARE IN NEED HE HAS TO HELP YOU THE WOMB IS TELLING HIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BABY!!!!!!! Suguru is not one to disobey the womb...

So remember when I said cuteness aggression during sex? This is one of those cases :p, you're just gonna have to hold on very tight and put up with him being a liiiiittle mean and rough....his cock pounding you almost feels like a punishment as if it wasn't him who instigated this whole thing. Usually his nipple in your mouth is a NEED to help you with the stretch and the size but you can't stop clinging to your toy either, so watching your confused face looking back at him with longing just adds more fuel to the fire and makes him get rougher,,, he's not mad at you for touching yourself at all!!!!!!!! And would never make you believe that he's upset with you when he's not (stress bad for your head ;n;) no matter how rough or mean suguru gets with his cock he'll never stop prasing and comforting you,, telling you how good you're being and how well you're taking it, that no matter what you'll always be mommy's favorite, how sweet and precious you are to him...Ultimately mommy just wants to give you allllll his love <33333

[e-tankx]

Question for Anyone who might know how to explain it?

So, a friend of mine has hyperfixated hard on the Danny Phantom fandom, and one of the things she really digs is the weird inhumanity of the concept that the fandom has delved into. This is something I'm not inherently against, but the idea of 'obsessions' where you literally have to do a thing or else it causes actual physical damage to you, kind of IMO leans too hard towards the concept that the Always Wrong(tm) parents have of ghosts being mindless echos of something else, and kind of . . .Depersons them?

"This person died, but because they were just so into X they stuck around, and now their obsession is X." "Alright that sounds cool, now how would they change and grow as people?" "They wouldn't because their obsession is X and will always be X, and can never not be X otherwise it causes them actual physical pain and potentially will kill them." It also kind of ruins the whole 'self sacrificing' angle of Danny potentially giving up his dreams of being able to do anything else *but* guard Amity Park from danger. "Well if he doesn't do it anyway he's going to literally die so there's not really a choice in the matter." Not really self sacrificing when you put it that way. The other things that bug me about it, is that it seems too. . .neat and tidy? Like, we already know *fuck all* about the human brain as it is. Psychology is a shot in the dark and based around general vibes with patterns that seem to be common in humanity. Why would it suddenly become less complicated if you're dealing with emotions that are no longer tied to chemicals in the brain and are instead spread over the entirety of your being? //TANGENT WARNING// If I was the one originally putting down the concept of 'obsessions', it'd be something early ghosts, or ghosts that lack maturity/introspection/self awareness deal with because yes, in order to stick around after death you probably *would* have to have something to latch onto, at least in the moment. Younger ghosts cling to said obsession because they haven't actually self actualized, the whole I think therefore I am. There's also that whole feeling of self preservation because "this is what I held onto and what kept me going even when the rest of me didn't, so if I don't hold onto it with literally *everything* I may just die." that kind of drives them instinctually until they manage to grow beyond that. As the ghosts mature (emotionally anyway) their obsessions would be less and less important. They might still enjoy things about it, it was an obsession for a reason after all, they may even still fulfill it to some extent, but it's less a *must do* and more of an 'I like this, but it is not an all consuming need that without fulfilling I will literally die'. This would also work to explain how and why the Fentons think this is the truth without making them the worst scientists imaginable. Most ghosts that want to cause a fuss/fight/whatever are likely less self actualized/younger and therefore are more likely to cling to said obsession. A ghost mature enough to not cling to said obsession is much less likely to actually make themselves known to living people. Therefore they'd lack actual examples that could throw a wrench into their theories and force them to re-examine their research. //TANGENT OVER// but, it's entirely possible that I'm just. .. misunderstanding, or am an idiot. Hence why I'm shoving this question into a metaphorical bottle and yeeting it into the stormy seas that is the internet.

[lappel-du-vide83]

You know when brains merge together stuff you know like ooh this is cool let me add it to my obssession

Yeah so have og cale and asoue TOGETHER

Okay so obvious parallels first: the three siblings. The henituse county might have fallen during the battle but doesn't mean they had to die then and there. If i may be so mean, the siblings died one by one with ogcale the last one standing.

The extended family members are already presented in the story as douchebags so why not make it one step further and make them secretly work for the white star?

So it goes, once the henituse county fell, without Deruth and Violan to take charge, the reconstriction is delegated to an extended family member but with none of the existing family members willing to take on this burden in times of unrest, they come across a thames willing to take over who is very eager andhella suspicious (the evil uncle if you will) (also i have yet to read past like chapter 200 in part 2 of tcf so the hunter lore WILL be headcannon). And surprise, surprise, he wants the henituse fortune. (the want for money runs in the family) So begins the torment as the siblings protect eachother and try to find a way out. They finally manage to convince someone from deruths side to take them in, finally escaping his clutches.

Thus begins the hunt.

The uncle starts killing every new guardian they get and they try explaining that this mysterious uncle that is not one record wants then either dead or in his clutches but no one will listen to them. They get called the bearers of misfortune that will kill anyone that cares for them and why would anyone believe them? One's trash and the other two aren't even adults.

Bonus points if, like i said earlier, if they were working for the white star, the very bane of their existance and the reason why their family is dead. Because yes, how awful, but they were still better than living under that guy and there's this guilty conflict of emotions.

Now unfortunately, canon dictates (wait does it tho im not actually sure) that i must kill off the siblings so it happens as freak accidents--unexpected and something that couldnt be prepared for. They were already living on the edge but then something slips past (more pain of its a betrayal) and (e.g) basen dies. And it slowly consumes the other two because they couldnt protect him because why was it him it should have been me.

And then its lily. She dies honourably in battle because she wouldn't have it any other way but it ruins cale because what if he's the reason everyone he loves is dying?(i stand by the parallels in ogcale and krs life) He's literally been the centre of it--the only one connecting these deaths.

There's no one else for him to blame and take the anger out on because i think the uncle would die tragically and in vain too(cant believe he spent part of his life hunting down kids) and now there's nothing tying cale down except his obsession to kill the white star anddd we come to the part where he signs up for the final battle and dies.

In the middle, i think it will be cool if he encouters the hunters and theyre like the vfd. They keep seeing references to it everywhere and meet members that either want to help or kill them but never get a concrete answer for who they are and everytime they get close to finding out the truth something stops them (or just cale trying to find out who the FRICK his mom was being affiliated with for them to cause mass destruction so easily)

And just like asoue we get an ambiguous ending. Is he happy? Is he not? Who knows--not the readers! But we can imagine he is for our mental health.

Dang the angst is strong but i think it gives way for more thames lore and sibling shenanigans and, well, more angst and this was run on 11pm hyperfixation so ill add more if i can think of it. Hope you enjoyed reading! Also lemme know if you can think of more i would love to read it

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no one asked, but i thought it looked fun so im gonna do my own ao3 wrapped ♡🐌 ↑template by @spicedrobot

words written: 68,414 → aiming to write/post 100k this year! im also going to try to draw more this year, so we'll see how that goes 🤔

works published: nine

fandoms written for: two! borderlands & jujutsu kaisen♡

longest work: Any Greater Meaning (38k & counting)

shortest work: Mind the Gap (423, for now)

fastest work (per word): Not Every Haunting is for Horror (impulsively wrote that shit in about an hour)

slowest work (per word): Any Greater Meaning

number of wips im bringing into 2025: seven… and they're all for jjk. im planning to prioritize AGM & Y,CoD!!

→ Yuuta, Child of Divorce (posted: 8.5k, 3/13 chapters / ~10k written)

→→ [Divorced, Never Married] (outline only)

→ Any Greater Meaning (posted: 38k, 8/29 chapters / ~60k written)

→→ Heliophilic (~2k written)

→→ Counting Back from Ten (posted: 1.2k, 1/11 chapters / ~2.5k written)

→→ Cigarettes, Strawberries, Sunsets, Fields (~5k written) 

→ [unnamed itafushi fic] (outline only)

favourite character to write: gojo!! i like to lean into how mean/rude he can be & pair that with how tragic he is as a character. his interactions with other characters (like megumi or nanami or geto) are VERY fun to write. hes silly. its fun.

favourite fandom to write: jujutsu kaisen♡♡ ←my current hyperfixation (watched jjk last january and caught brainrot immediately)

favourite moments written: (under the cut for brevity)

from Any Greater Meaning chapter 6:

“Sensei?”

Satoru turns from where he’s considering the logistics of opening Megumi’s door with another application of blue when the door next to it opens and Yuuji pokes his head out. He stares a bit quizzically at them for a half second before his expression turns a bit concerned.

“Yuuji-kun, you’re up awfully late.” Satoru says; Megumi stirs slightly against his shoulder.

“I was waiting for Fushiguro to get back; is he okay?” He steps fully out into the hall, closing his door behind him. He’s dressed down for the night, but he clearly wasn’t sleeping. What a nice boy, waiting up for his friend.

“Right as rain, he’s just a little sleepy, is all.”

“Oh.” Yuuji grins, “And you’re carrying him to bed? That’s really nice of you, Sensei.”

“Sensei is the best!” Satoru shifts his hold on Megumi so he can throw a thumbs up in Yuuji’s direction.

“Ugh, stop talking.” Megumi grumbles. He rubs his face against Satoru’s shoulder in a sleepy movement.

Yuuji muffles a giggle with his hand.

“Ah, but I’m just having a nice conversation with Yuuji~ Shouldn’t you be nicer to your classmate?”

Predictably Megumi goes stiff in his arms.

“Put me down.” He grits into the fabric of Satoru’s jacket.

“Hmm? What was that?”

“Now.”

from Carrion Birds:

Suguru stops a bit closer to him than he normally would, breaching the gap between them the way Satoru does without care. He grabs Satoru’s free hand, linking their fingers— Satoru’s eyes drop to their hands then flick back up to his face.

Suguru leans in and presses a kiss to his cheekbone, “Hey.”

On the way over he’d imagined kissing Satoru the way he’d been kissed in his room. This is about all he can manage, right now.

When he pulls back, Satoru’s mouth is parted slightly in shock, which makes Suguru feel a bit nervous— were those other kisses just a moment of excitement thing?

“I was thinking,” Suguru pushes the anxiety away; he fights curses on the daily, this shouldn’t be the thing that makes him flinch, “That we should visit that new crêpe place this weekend.”

Satoru blinks.

“You—” He closes his mouth. Opens it. Closes it, then, “Crêpes, yes, we should totally— Wait. Just you and me?”

“Yeah.”

“For real?”

“Yes?”

“Hell yeah!” His fingers tighten around Suguru’s, and he pushes into his space until the careful inches he’d left are eaten up. He must have dropped the can of soda because his other hand weaves with Suguru’s as well.

“You should definitely kiss me better than that, though.” He says, grinning, “I want a real one.”

i appreciate everyone who has supported me & my writing this year♡ hopefully a lot more to come in 2025

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Due to Hazbin Hotel, mainly Alastor, being my current hyperfixation it is hard to listen to any song without imagining scenarios related to them. I put most of these ideas into the Child of Roo AU that I have in my head. I have made a few posts about parts of the AU and their song inspirations. There are several other songs. Hazbin Hotel is a musical so it makes it easy to imagine the characters singing certain songs. Below is a summary of several parts of the story along with the songs that inspired them, arranged in chronological order

Never Trust a Smile: As an Alastor fan song that sounds like a woman singing a lullaby, makes me think of Alastor being raised by Roo after the death of his mother. She raises him to be cunning and manipulative. Alastor grows to be a successful serial killer and radio presenter in life and a powerful sinner in death. He considers his upbringing with Roo, who he also views as his mother, a major part of the reason for his success. In this AU, Roo is also Eve making her the mother of mankind. Alastor recognises her as both his mother and the mother of mankind.

Monster: When Alastor first gets to hell, he loses contact with Roo. After barely being saved by his birth mother's voodoo protections from going mad due to suddenly being flooded by an overwhelming amount of power, he is attacked by an overlord who sees his first display of power and considers him a threat. He ends up killing the overlord, who he eats immediately afterwards as he is starving and barely sane. He is found in the process of this by Rosie who takes him in as one of her own but also because she sees his potential. At first, living with her, he mutes his colours so that he blends in with the rest of his cannibals. Even though he is in hell, he wants to try living by the morals his birth mother tried to teach him a little bit more. However, when the cannibal town comes under attack from an overlord wanting revenge for the overlord Alastor killed, he must embrace the monster he was meant to be to solve the problem. Reconnecting to his true self enables him to reconnect with Roo once again. He begins his journey to being known as the sinner who rose to power overnight by hunting overlords. On the other hand, Rosie gets herself a powerful new ally that allows her to be treated with more respect by other overlords who consider her the only one who can convince the radio demon to do what she wants.

Done For: The first half of the song takes place soon after Alastor reconnects with Roo and the second half of the song takes place after Nothing Left to Lose. Alastor approaches Lilith on behalf of Roo to propose an arrangement. Lilith has been killing the children of Roo when they arrive in hell as they tend to pose a danger to the stability of hell and their existence was partially responsible for heaven deciding that Hell was planning and capable of staging a revolution. In the first half, they come to an agreement that allows Lilith to borrow Alastor's services when needed and Roo promises to help Lilith with her plans to reduce heaven's influence in hell. In the second half of the song, Lilith turns against Roo. Lilith figured out that Roo was using the deal to bid her time to break free from her seal while strengthening Alastor as her most powerful weapon. The second half of the song is Roo setting Alastor against Lilith. It fight ends with Lilith having to compromise as for some reason the fight was causing the seal to break. Lilith agrees to leave hell and not attack Roo in exchange for Alastor protecting Charlie and not sabotaging Lilith's escape. It ends with Alastor getting sealed away for 7 years.

Shatter Me: This story references the picture from the pilot where Alastor seems to be a tent. Alastor meets Niffty while investigating an overlord that he is considering killing. The overlord runs a kind of circus where they use other sinners as attractions. One of the attractions is a small bug-like sinner trapped in a freezing cold dome. She is only able to move slowly within that limited space. Alastor on seeing her decides that he is going to kill the overlord. He makes the circus into an alternate dimension that he controls and burns the overlord and his followers to death. The bug-like sinner who he names Niffty is one of the sinners who survives the massacre as Alastor spared those who were attractions. Afterwards, she asks him if he saved her because he is a good person and he replies that he is actually a bad boy. Niffty is one of the first souls that Alastor acquires. He later goes on to focus mainly on collecting the souls of overlords and those on their way to becoming overlords as he considers them more valuable for collection than the average sinner's soul. He also has a habit of giving the souls of random sinners to Niffty. This means that over time, Niffty became an overlord in her own right but she doesn't know.

Nothing Left to Lose: This occurs after Lucifer discovers that Lilith made a deal with Roo. Lilith wants to do something about the control Heaven has over their kingdom. However, Lucifer does not want to challenge heaven. This argument is the start of the end of their relationship.

Eyes on You: Season 1 in this AU is the same as in the series because despite this AU! Alastor being more powerful than canon! Alastor, he is restricted by his deal with Lilith from harming him as it fell under tampering with her escape which she achieved based on a deal with Adam. In the Child of Roo AU, overlords are usually careful about how they expand as no one knows what triggers Alastor to come after an overlord. This played a role in the stability of the overlords particularly those at the top. Even with Alastor gone for 7 years, with no evidence that he was actually dead, people were still cautious. Season 2 has Vox reacting to Alastor being injured and potentially weakened after his fight with Adam takes this opportunity to take over the pride ring. He and the Vees target all the other overlords and the hotel as part of their plans to become the true rulers of the pride ring.

Hold Them Down: Vox, at some point, tries to convince the other overlords to turn against the Morningstar family, particularly Charlie. He discovers that Charlie's redemption plan works and tries to convince the other overlords that it will be worse for them than the exterminations.

Ruthlessness: Alastor has been keeping out of what has been going on as he focuses on healing and trying to find a way to fix his staff. He has been healing slower than usual considering the cause of the injury but the corruptive nature of his magic has been corrupting the angelic magic allowing him to heal. However, fixing his staff has been proving to be a problem. He needs to fix it because while he can still perform magic without it, it is not as controlled as he would prefer. He has ignored approaches from overlords and even those at the hotel asking him to do something about the Vees. But, he finds himself unable to ignore them after one of their schemes hurts Niffty. He wants to kill them but Charlie argues against it. Alastor finds himself lecturing them on how ruthlessness is mercy on oneself. He points out how Vaggie leaving Lute alive could harm them in the future and how he had an opportunity to kill Vox in the past but allowed him to be saved. In the end, Charlie is still able to convince him to be patient.

Villain: With everything that is going on, Lucifer starts talking about how sinners are the worst. Alastor takes it upon himself to point out to Lucifer that his view is too black and white. After the end of the song, he reminds Lucifer that in a way Lucifer is the first sinner as the first one to break heaven's rule. He doesn't reveal to Lucifer that as a child of Roo, while he doesn't mind the fruit being given to Eve as his mother deserved the right to choose, he resents Lucifer for giving her the fruit with no warning or guidance in a way that allowed for the Evil to take control of her in a way that she still struggles with.

Get in the Water: At the end of Season 2, as Vox thinks he is close to achieving his goals, Alastor finally comes after him. After trapping the entire Vee tower in an alternate dimension, he corners Vox and asks him to sacrifice himself if he wants the remaining Vees and those under him to survive. Vox tries to beg for his life and the life of the other instead, trying to call on their past friendship to get Alastor to spare his life. Before coming, Alastor had actually reached an agreement with Charlie that if she could fix his staff, he would spare Vox and the Vees. Alastor, who could have killed Vox and the Vees at any time, allows for the delay because he believes in Charlie. Charlie is able to finish the staff in time, saving Vox and the Vees who Alastor threatens to never cross him or the hotel again. He also lets them know that they were only saved by Charlie's mercy. He uses this as another opportunity to continue to build a bond with Charlie.

[randomthefox]

I must confess that when I was a kid, possibly because I was the kind of autistic kid who would consume anything that contained my hyperfixation no matter what, I actually liked the western Sonic cartoons and the Archie comic at one point. Though Aosth was my favorite because Tails was both in it and got to actually do stuff and Tails was my favorite character as a child. In retrospect, Aosth was probably the best of the three simply because it came closest to being like the games, with Sonic and Tails living a nomadic lifestyle, going to new places and meeting new people each episode while fighting Robotnik and his badniks whenever they showed up. But I remember not really being that bothered by how Satam and Undergound had characters who weren't from the games in them.

As for Archie, well... I kinda liked it at first, I guess. The first two issues I remember getting were Super Sonic vs Hyper Knuckles, which I honestly thought was really funny (and I still do, but for slightly different reasons now), and the issue of the main comic where Super Sonic, Hyper Knuckles and Turbo Tails fought Mammoth Mogul. I remember being really curious about the bit where they talked about Tails being "The Chosen One," but that never went anywhere before I lost interest and stopped buying the comic. Probably for the best since I heard that plotline was resolved in the cringiest way possible. I've never even actually read Flynn's run. Everything I know about it is from Tumblr.

But in retrospect, probably the Archie Comic was the adaptation I liked the least. Not just because of the way the video game characters were treated, though that didn't help, but also because of how the Freedom Fighters were treated. Especially Sally. I know you don't like them regardless, and that's fine, but tbh even if Sally was always a stereotypical Proto-Girlboss 90s Girl Power Character, she was much nicer and less bitchy in Satam than she was under any of the Archie Writers. Basically the only freedom fighter who in any way was improved under Archie was maybe Antoine, who went through a character arc to become an actually likable and useful member of the team instead of the annoying cowardly French stereotype he was in the cartoon. But everyone else was done dirty in some way. I'm sure you don't really care about that, since you don't like them anyway, but it still bothered me.

Though, you know, even if I did like that stuff, I've never understood why anyone would think any of them were in any way superior to the games. None of that stuff would have existed without the games.

In the pre-interner era, pretty much everyone was exposed on a relatively primary basis to the western adaptations of the comics and cartoons. Because that's what was being shoved in our faces. And because stupid child brains are stupid and inside of children, naturally it would figure that one would be prone to positive engagement with those adaptations. I watched SatAM and AtoStH and read Archie too, because I liked Sonic and those were things that had Sonic on the title.

Evidently the difference between me and most other people who shared that experience is that my reaction was "who the fuck are all of these people? I don't remember seeing any of them in the video games. Where is Tails? Why isn't Tails doing anything? Why are they treating Tails like some useless baby who needs to be tucked into bed and read sleepytime stories?" My childhood autism was such that I bounced off them hard, because same title or not these cartoons and comics did not even passingly resemble the thing that I was actually a fan of.

I also have to imagine that the kind of people who count themselves among the SatAM faithful today are people who watched the cartoon first and played the video game second, if at all. So to them SatAM is just what Sonic IS, and they reject any irrefutable facts of reality that disrupt that. I do think it's kind of fun how they seem to subconsciously just package SatAM and Archie together as one continuity, even though they have practically nothing in common besides containing the same characters and if you look into it Archie was created because Ken Penders stabbed the other creators behind SatAM in the back. So you should think that if you enjoy SatAM and think it got robbed, you should DESPISE Archie lol. But that doesn't typically seem to be the case.