#ooc: based on my cat

[bludhavens-finest]

Whenever I start coughing Haley (my dog) looks at me the same way people did during quarantine if you coughed in public

[nimbusclan]

I wanted to do something silly for Opposite Day, so I drew the siblings doing my Twoleg job!

[frogaroundandfindout]

Idk why but I was hit with the image of Jim silently giving 13 yr old dick a gun to carry in his belt after the first time a villain pays a bit too much attention to him during a fight

[cakedpied]

I LOVE GRIT'PAW!!!

Oh and also human version cause why not

[dragonplated]

//may or may not be active next few days, unsure. social security's fucking me over again and there's risk of me being homeless starting in april if i don't handle this quickly so my priority the next few days is going to be dealing with government agency bullshit during their actual office hours and the time between is probably going to be super stressful lmao

[kittycatred]

<- B4 U GET IN CELL... can i have a government assigned cat? i feel very silly 2day ->

( @going-ballistic )

heyy listen im not going in any jail cell !! what did i do ?? <( •̀ - •́)>

but you know what, feeling silly gets you a pass, ill assign you your very own government assigned cat i guess !! ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

i couldnt decide so you get three, but dont take that as me trusting you, you and your job still have yellow captured there (¬`‸´¬)

[piningpercussionist]

Template by @juni38

Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(･･)_/¯

(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)

For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*

Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.

And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--

I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.

Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,

Anyway No One Look At Me....

(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)

If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away

[corkycare]

Name: Perhaps

Species: Standard breed purugly

Personality Type: Best Friend

Disposition: Perhaps started her life in a mill. She apparently has good genes for competitive battling, and thus was used to breed many, many litters of glameow. Her time as a ‘mother’ has made her…unwilling to spend much time around any kitten pokemon. She also had an autoimmune disorder which caused her body to attack her teeth, leaving her in a great deal of pain. Luckily, as it turns out, while there is no cure for this a purugly can survive and eat just fine with no teeth. So we removed her teeth. She has no teeth.

And the switch in personality once we removed the thing that was causing her such pain was immediate. While she still gets cranky around baby pokemon, she is the sweetest, most loving pokemon you will ever meet. She will follow you from room to room, demanding constant attention and pets. She WILL headbutt your phone out of your hand or flop over into what is basically a body slam if she decides it is time for you to give her attention. She is extremely cuddly, and wants nothing more than someone to love her and give her all the belly rubs in the world. She is a very special little lady, and the perfect companion for someone looking for a pokemon to cuddle and love them with their whole entire heart and soul.

She also likes to gum on soft things. We think it’s a stimming thing for her. The lack of teeth does make her look like she has old lady grandma lips, which is very cute.

Not recommended if you have baby humans or pokemon. Not recommended for battling teams.

Adopt Perhaps. She’s…very special.

[merlot-meows]

( New year, new HC. Modern merlot is a gamer (aka anytime his papa is playing, he stretches his hands over the keyboard and pretends he’s playing (or he just hits space a bunch to make the character jump when hes eepy)

[mothvalentino]

// also I'm ridiculously happy about how these kitties are turning out so far

Still gotta paint them tho!

[ficoandleo]

((on the list of things to eventually do when i've dialed in and finished enough tags: have leo just start asking the ghouls why they made their pacts because he would. They wouldn't tell him, obviously. But he would get in their business and ask.))

[nrcbookclub]

whose cat snuck into my room theres two in here now(grass and stranger)

i fear o don’t recognize the strange cat

[0m0-0m0]

Can we give Cat Omori a warrior name? I feel like DarkDream would be cool! :D (if you don't know what I'm talking about, there's this book series called Warrior Cats)

-Cringefail Anon

Hmph. Do whatever you’d like.

It’s not like that name sounds cool or anything.......

[heartsdefine]

i have added aelwyn abernant to my muses bc i love sisters.

[belamew]

Genuine question, but don’t albino Pokémon have pink or red eyes? Blue eyes would make it a case of leucism, right?

Some do! But not all of them. Its a LOT of genetic nonsense, but albinos can actually really have any eye color. It just REALLY depends. Albino buneary, for example, has the "traditional" pink/red. It's actually rodent lines like buneary and Pikachu that led this huge misconception on albinism!

In Pokémon, you'll see a range of blue, pink, red, and sometimes even purple ! But even this isn't a hard rule. In some Pokémon, particularly bugs, their standard coloration won't change at all and it'll ONLY be the eyes :D

[winters-many-muses]

( i think thw funniest thing is about going “oh what if i made my cat a muse here” is also going “OH WAIT HES ALREAG A MUSE ON TWO OTHER BLOGS” )