#or Rascal Nugget Patches?

[bat-snake]

Woah dropped a new OK KO OC

[redoqs]

This is for the mf’s that think while people are oppressed and experience racism, SHUT YOUR:

𝐀

albino monkey

albedo

arctic menace

alabaster geckos

albino skinwalker

ashewo

ash crickets

amebo

aje

ashiere  

arindin

apoda

𝐁

baby powder

baking soda slugs

beach flamingos

birch trees

borax bites

bleached cheezits

bird caca

blanco bullies

bleached flip flops

baboons without fur

bland baboons

bleach demons

blizzard bliss

blancs

bone thugs

borax bats

𝐂

cauliflower conquerers

cauliflower pigeons

chrome startup screen

cauliflower crunchers

casper crickets

condensation calamities

chewed spearmint gum

coleslaw

columbus cadets

cave dwellers

chalk children

chalk chihuahuas

chalk chimps

ceiling fan

cloudy with a chance of colonization

children of the chalk

clear people

cultureless neanderthals

cum stain

cum skinned goblins

cigarette buds

cocaine monkey

coconut cocoos

coconut shavings

cornstarch crusaders

cotton ball flies

cotton swabs

cumstaint colonizers

colonizer

colombochauns

colourless cockroaches

corn starch

cousin lovers

cream cheese

cream confederate

crystal methamphetamine powdered iguanas

christopher columbus stans

casper the ghost

cracker barrel

cement walls

cloud chompers

cheese curds

clorox conquerors

cherry gatorade

crest extreme whitening toothpaste

culture vultures

cornstarch snakes

chlorine community

𝐃

dandruff clumps

discord light mode

death eaters

discharge doritos

discharge snow drop

discharge donkeys

discharge stains

discharge cosplay

discharge doggies

discharge gremlins

dandruff flakes

dove soap

default paint

deodorant stain

dog daters

dog kissers

dry chicken munchers

dry wall

dust mites

dutch dummies

𝐄

enemy of the sun

elmers glue

elbow ash

eggplant without the skin

eqinsu ocha

expired cheese

expired milk

𝐅

feta cheese folks

flavourless oatmeal

flavourless twinkies

flashback mary

flour fleas

flour power

frost feind

frosted opossums

foam cups

funky dime smelling bitch

𝐆

greek yogurt

garlic goblin

ghost thugs

gora (horse in Hindu)

grandpa’s pubes

𝐇

hueless crayons

hueless hooligans

high spf sun factor 50/50

𝐈

ice chimp

ice mice

iron golems

infecting wipes

iphone chargers

iphone light mode

ivory individuals

ice scorpions

inkless markers

𝐉

jeff the killers

jizzy delinquents

jar of mayo

jackie crackies

jelly babies with too much powder

𝐊

keeho’s white wall

ku klux karen

ku klux kleenex

kleenex klumps

𝐋

la llorona

lice attractors

lice breeders

lice factories

light mayonnaise

light mode

livestock

low fat milks

𝐌

marshmallow fellows

maggots

marshmallow minions

milk crickets

milk man

milk maggots

milk muncher

modge podge

minecraft ghast

milk beetle

mozzarella cheese

mayo packets

mayo monkeys

mayo skunk

mayosapiens

mcdonald’s cup lid

mayonnaise murderers

melaninly challenged

mosquito larvae

𝐍

no seasoning seagulls

no purpose flour

nail clippings

naked rambutan

napkin american

𝐎

oyinbo

ode oshi

omo ale

ori buruku

oniranu

onisekuse

ode buruku

ode

obun

oloshi

olodo

𝐏

palm coloured ones

paperback

paper people

people of colonial complexion

people of no colour

pillsbury dough boys

pillsbury pillager

pigment challenged beast

pink africans

powdered donuts

popcorn ceiling

powder rangers

powdered crickets

powdered roaches

porcelain possums

poorly powdered doughnuts

printer paper

plain toast

polar bears

privileged primates

pwc(people without color)

peeled chicken nuggets

𝐐

q-tips

quails without color

𝐑

rabies foam

ranch guzzlers

ranch opossum

ranch raccoons

ranch rats

ranch roach

rice rats

rice rascals

𝐒

salt rocks

saltine cracka

salt shaker

salty scallywags

saltine

sand crabs

seasonably challenged people

sentient snowmen

sheepskin

silentos silencers

snow apes

snow bunnies

seasonedn’t

snicker lickers

snow opossum

snow rat

snow roach

snow toads

snow worm

sour cream gorillas

sour cream n onion

sour cream snakes

sour patch pilgrims

styrofoam balls

snow tribe

stanky ashes

silverfish mutations

styrofoam sickness

sundown sisters

sun poisoned serpents

𝐓

table salt tammies

teabag trespassers

thin lipped chalk child

tighty whitey

toilet paper travellers

toilet seat

teabag trespassers

translucent powder

translucent troglodyte

translucent tyrants

𝐔

useless crayon

uncoloured orangutan

uncoloured skittles

untitled document

undeveloped sperm

unedited google docs

unseasoned chicken

unused pad

unwhipped cream

𝐕

vanilla pudding cups

vanilla cricket

vanilla gorillas

vanilla vultures

vanilla villagers

vanilla wafers

volcano ash

𝐖

walking recessive genes

wendigos

wiggerely wiggers

whipped cream armadillos

white board

white mutation

white neanderthals

white-out monkeys

white pus

wet dogs

walking dandruff

white trash

wannabe pocs

white tongue

white walker

wonder bread

𝐗

xanax blocks

xenophobic xylophones

𝐘

y'allternatives / y'allts

yogurts yodellers

yeast yeti

yeast yodellers

𝐙

zebra lacking stripes

zit insides

MOUTH. :)

Discharge Doritos?!?!?!,😭😭😭😭

[brideofkylosolo]

Writer Wednesday Fic

Writer Wednesday Week 32

Tagging @writer-wednesday

A Fall Surprise at the Pumpkin Patch

Clyde X Kadlyn (OC) (Logan Lucky)

Clyde and Kadlyn take their kids to the local pumpkin patch for some fall fun.

Warnings:  Cuteness, fluff, family, animals

     It was no secret that fall was Clyde Logan’s favorite season.  From the cooler weather to the foliage, to the various fall festivals in the area, he loved everything about autumn.  Especially going to Thompson’s Farms, the local pumpkin patch with his family.

     “Are we there yet?” his eldest daughter Rylee asked from her seat in the family van.

     “Almost, punkin’,” Clyde told her as he carefully drove the van down the road.

     “Are there gonna be animals there?” Nathan, the couple's youngest boy asked.

     “It’s a farm, it’s gonna have animals,” Daniel, his older brother replied.

     “Nah-uh,” Nathan retorted.  “That tree farm we went to to get our Christmas tree didn’t have any animals.”

     “That’s different,” Daniel said defensively.

     “Alright boys, that’s enough,” Kadlyn, Clyde’s wife told her two boys as Clyde turned onto a gravel road.

     Soon, they made their way to the grass parking lot.  Clyde parked the car as his youngest daughter, Layne made a noise from her car seat.

     “What munchkin?” he asked.  “You ready to get out and pick out your pumpkin?”

     Layne made another happy noise.  Clyde just smiled.  He opened the door and carefully took her out of her car seat, cradling her against his wide chest.  She made a happy coo as she settled.  Clyde smiled as he handed his infant daughter off to Kadlyn; he then got the red wagon from the back seat as his other four children climbed out.  Everleigh, his middle daughter started to take off but he managed to grab her in time.

     “Where do you think you’re going, little miss?” he asked her as he scooped her up with his good hand.

     “I want down,” the little girl whined as Clyde placed her in the wagon along with Nathan.

     “You’ll get down soon enough, baby,” Kadlyn told her daughter as Layne cooed in her arms.

     “I want down now!” Everleigh stated as she started to climb out of the wagon.

     “Everleigh Rose,” Kadlyn said in her signature motherly tone that only she had.

     The little girl stopped, pouting as she sat.  It made Clyde chuckle to himself.  Only Kadlyn could rein in their kids by simply saying their names.  She was by no means a strict mother to her brood but she also didn’t tolerate any sort of misbehaving either.  Of course, none of their five children ever, if rarely, misbehaved, lucky for them.

     “I’m hungry,” said Nathan as they walked inside the gates to the Pumpkin farm.  “Can I get a grilled cheese?”

     “I want chicken nuggets!” Everleigh interjected.

     “We’ll see what they have, ok buddy,” Clyde told his kids.

     “Look,” Rylee, the couple’s oldest daughter exclaimed.  “They have hay rides!  Can we go on that mommy?  Please?”

     “I wanna do the corn maze,” Daniel said.

     “We’ll do both,” Kadlyn told them as the family walked over to the line for the hayrides.

     Suddenly, a black puppy came bounding up to them.  It immediately attempted to climb into the wagon, making Rylee, Daniel, Nathan, and Everleigh burst into laughter.

     “Puppy!” Rylee happily exclaimed as the tiny dog hopped up and down.  The dog stood on its hind legs and began to lick Rylee’s face; the little girl giggled.  “That tickles!”

     Clyde picked the dog up.  “Cute little feller, aren’t ya?” he remarked as the puppy licked his nose.

     “Can we keep him?” Daniel asked.

     “I think he’s the owner’s,” Kadlyn told her son as a young woman wearing a tan set of overalls walked up.

     “There you are, you little rascal,” the woman said.  “Sorry about that.  He keeps getting out of the barn.”

     “Is she your puppy?” asked Rylee.

     The women smiled. “Well, he’s the farm’s puppy.  His mama had him and his siblings a few weeks ago.”

     “What’s his name?” asked Daniel.

     “He doesn’t have one.”  The woman gave Kadlyn and Clyde a smile.  “He’s actually looking for a home if you folks are interested.”

     That news excited the kids.  “Can we take him home daddy?” Rylee inquired.

     Clyde and Kadlyn exchanged looks.  “I dunno baby girl…”

     Rylee took his good hand in her hands.  She looked up at him with a pleading look.  “Pleeeease Daddy?  We promise we’ll take good care of it.”

     “I guess so,” he replied.  “So long as your Momma says it’s ok.”

     Rylee and Daniel turned to look at Kadlyn.  She rolled her eyes as she smiled.  “Alright, we can take the puppy home.”

     Rylee, Daniel, and Nathan hopped up and down in excitement as the woman handed Clyde the puppy.  “I wanna name him Olaf!” stated Rylee

     “No, that’s a dumb name,” Daniel retorted.  “Let’s name him Rusty.”

     “I wanna called him Bones!” interjected Nathan.

     “How bout we let your Momma pick his name?” Clyde suggested.

     Kadlyn paused to think.  “How about Oakley?”

     The three kids nodded.  “Yeah, I like that name,” said Daniel.

     Clyde liked that name as well.  “I like that name, too.”  He looked at the puppy.  “You like that?”

     Oakley licked his nose.  Clyde guessed that was yes.

     He smiled as Kadlyn scratched the puppy’s head.  “Well, welcome to the family, little Oakley.”  Clyde had a feeling the newest edition to their family was going to fit right in.

[kenvais]

names for the white ones 😋

@katsdni

𝐀

albino monkey

albedo

absence of color

arctic menace

alabaster geckos

albino skinwalker

ashewo

ash crickets

amebo

aje

ashiere

arindin

apoda

𝐁

baby powder

baking soda slugs

beach flamingos

birch trees

borax bites

bleached cheezits

bird caca

blanco bullies

bleached flip flops

baboons without fur

bland baboons

bleach demons

blizzard bliss

blancs

bone thugs

borax bats

𝐂

cauliflower conquerers

cauliflower pigeons

chrome startup screen

cauliflower crunchers

casper crickets

condensation calamities

chewed spearmint gum

coleslaw

columbus cadets

cave dwellers

chalk children

chalk chihuahuas

chalk chimps

ceiling fan

cloudy with a chance of colonization

children of the chalk

clear people

cultureless neanderthals

cum stain

cum skinned goblins

cigarette buds

cocaine monkey

coconut cocoos

coconut shavings

cornstarch crusaders

cotton ball flies

cotton swabs

cumstaint colonizers

colonizer

colombochauns

colourless cockroaches

corn starch

cousin lovers

cream cheese

cream confederate

crystal methamphetamine powdered iguanas

christopher columbus stans

casper the ghost

cracker barrel

cement walls

cloud chompers

cheese curds

clorox conquerors

cherry gatorade

crest extreme whitening toothpaste

culture vultures

cornstarch snakes

chlorine community

𝐃

dandruff clumps

discord light mode

death eaters

discharge doritos

discharge snow drop

discharge donkeys

discharge stains

discharge cosplay

discharge doggies

discharge gremlins

dandruff flakes

dove soap

default paint

deodorant stain

dog daters

dog kissers

dry chicken munchers

dry wall

dust mites

dutch dummies

𝐄

enemy of the sun

elmers glue

elbow ash

eggplant without the skin

eqinsu ocha

expired cheese

expired milk

𝐅

feta cheese folks

flavourless oatmeal

flavourless twinkies

flashback mary

flour fleas

flour power

frost feind

frosted opossums

foam cups

funky dime smelling bitch

𝐆

greek yogurt

garlic goblin

ghost thugs

gora (horse in Hindu)

grandpa’s pubes

𝐇

hueless crayons

hueless hooligans

high spf sun factor 50/50

𝐈

ice chimp

ice mice

iron golems

infecting wipes

iphone chargers

iphone light mode

ivory individuals

ice scorpions

inkless markers

𝐉

jeff the killers

jizzy delinquents

jar of mayo

jackie crackies

jelly babies with too much powder

𝐊

keeho’s white wall

ku klux karen

ku klux kleenex

kleenex klumps

𝐋

la llorona

lice attractors

lice breeders

lice factories

light mayonnaise

light mode

livestock

low fat milks

𝐌

marshmallow fellows

maggots

marshmallow minions

milk crickets

milk man

milk maggots

milk muncher

modge podge

minecraft ghast

milk beetle

mozzarella cheese

mayo packets

mayo monkeys

mayo skunk

mayosapiens

mcdonald’s cup lid

mayonnaise murderers

melaninly challenged

mosquito larvae

𝐍

no seasoning seagulls

no purpose flour

nail clippings

naked rambutan

napkin american

𝐎

oyinbo

ode oshi

omo ale

ori buruku

oniranu

onisekuse

ode buruku

ode

obun

oloshi

olodo

𝐏

palm coloured ones

paperback

paper people

people of colonial complexion

people of no colour

pillsbury dough boys

pillsbury pillager

pigment challenged beast

pink africans

powdered donuts

popcorn ceiling

powder rangers

powdered crickets

powdered roaches

porcelain possums

poorly powdered doughnuts

printer paper

plain toast

polar bears

privileged primates

pwc(people without color)

peeled chicken nuggets

𝐐

q-tips

quails without color

𝐑

rabies foam

ranch guzzlers

ranch opossum

ranch raccoons

ranch rats

ranch roach

rice rats

rice rascals

𝐒

salt rocks

saltine cracka

salt shaker

salty scallywags

saltine

sand crabs

seasonably challenged people

sentient snowmen

sheepskin

silentos silencers

snow apes

snow bunnies

seasonedn’t

snicker lickers

snow opossum

snow rat

snow roach

snow toads

snow worm

sour cream gorillas

sour cream n onion

sour cream snakes

sour patch pilgrims

styrofoam balls

snow tribe

stanky ashes

silverfish mutations

styrofoam sickness

sundown sisters

sun poisoned serpents

𝐓

table salt tammies

teabag trespassers

thin lipped chalk child

tighty whitey

toilet paper travellers

toilet seat

teabag trespassers

translucent powder

translucent troglodyte

translucent tyrants

𝐔

useless crayon

uncoloured orangutan

uncoloured skittles

untitled document

undeveloped sperm

unedited google docs

unseasoned chicken

unused pad

unwhipped cream

𝐕

vanilla pudding cups

vanilla cricket

vanilla gorillas

vanilla vultures

vanilla villagers

vanilla wafers

volcano ash

𝐖

walking recessive genes

wiggerely wiggers

whipped cream armadillos

white board

white mutation

white neanderthals

white-out monkeys

white pus

wet dogs

walking dandruff

white trash

wannabe pocs

white tongue

white walker

wonder bread

𝐗

xanax blocks

xenophobic xylophones

𝐘

y'allternatives / y'allts

yogurts yodellers

yeast yeti

yeast yodellers

𝐙

zebra lacking stripes

zit insides

[feathersandfarmers]

Rocky’s point of view

“It’s been a while since we have settled into our little patch of heaven. And gee, things sure weren’t easy for me when we first arrived...As you know, I had been a real jerk and left everyone while we were still on the farm. I’m glad that I grew a pair of nuggets in the nick of time and returned…I tell ya, I can be a real knuckle-head!

Pops gave me a real hard time when he first saw me…He was up in the cockpit manoeuvring that massive thing in the sky, and didn’t even know I was aboard until we landed. I’ll tell ya one thing…an angry old grandpa rooster armed with a cane is NOT a pretty sight!

The ladies treated me differently for a while too. I no longer had my fan-club of the warm and friendly gals from the farm. Nope! They just avoided me for quite some time…and what little interaction we had felt completely awkward and out of place. Holy moly! The cold-shoulder treatment hurts way more than a hard whack on the noggin from Grandpa.....

As the days passed, things went back to normal! I’ve been accepted into the group again. Bunty likes to punch me (playfully of course, hehe) ,Mac is speaking to me (though I STILL don’t understand what she is saying), and even the old man will give me an appreciative nod out of the blue whenever we pass!

Ginger is all mine, so life is great! Some of the others have had chicks! The island is now crawling with these little rugrats! I’ve always been good with kids, so I’ll give some of them a piggy-back ride from time to time. Maybe someday, I’ll be a daddy with some little rascals to call my own…(but only when Ginger is ready of course!)

I spend most of my days doing whatever I please; There’s swimming, dust-bathing, and every week-end we throw dance parties! What a blast! Ginger is trying to teach me how to play cricket, though it just isn’t really my thing…

I wonder what new adventures lay ahead for all of us. Hopefully nothing too crazy! I think we’ve all had enough trouble for a life-time! Don’t you think? “

Hey guys, just thought I’d post a little story someone suggested! I’m also writing another short one on Ginger’s point of view too!  I want to try new things for the blog, so we’ll see ;)