#or focus on ones I could make mostly without foam and plastic

[tractorgoth]

Struggling with my excitement over the general resurgence of Halloween spirit & reluctance to smother anyone’s hard-earned joy vs my frustration with most of the decorating or DIY options creating massive disposable waste piles of plastic and foam.

SOMEHOW I will rekindle the population’s love of paper mache and repurposing trash instead of buying 40 brand new pool noodles to cut up and cover with plastic wrap

[luulapants]

“I don’t drink beer. How do I write characters that do?”

Beer has been an integral part of human society for about as long as we’ve had a human society. Some anthropologists now theorize that we fermented grain for beer before we used it for bread. It’s the most popular alcoholic drink worldwide, and everyone has their own regional variety. This will mostly focus on US beer culture, which is what I’m familiar with.

Who’s drinking beer?

Beer has a reputation as a “man’s drink,“ at least in Western cultures, but there are plenty of women that partake. Showing a woman drinking beer, though, might convey to readers that she’s “one of the boys” or down-to-earth.

The cheap stuff is really, really cheap, and therefore seen as a blue collar, “working man’s” drink, but the low price point also makes it good for events with lots of people. It has high water content, so it’ll keep people hydrated at an outdoor event better than other options. Most have a relatively low alcohol content by volume, making it a good choice if you want to keep drinking for a while without getting too drunk.

For beer snobs, the craft beer world can be a hobby or a lifestyle. They might brew beer at home or have a local brewery they hang out at. They’ll go to brewery events where new batches or special reserve bottles are released and sold. Some bottles can cost quite a lot!

You could reasonably expect someone to have a few beers in the fridge. Frequent drinkers would replenish the stock often. Less frequent drinkers might have a few they forgot about. It does go bad eventually, so it’s not like a hard liquor where you could have a bottle sitting around untouched for multiple years and offer it up to someone. When it goes bad, it gets a “skunky” taste.

How are they drinking it?

Most good beers are meant to be poured into a glass, and there are different glass shapes for different styles, all purported to enhance the beer in some way. The basic is going to be a 16-oz pint glass. You should pour slowly with the stream hitting the side of the glass, not the bottom, to avoid it all turning to foam and overflowing. The foam is called the ‘head,’ and if it gets too tall, you have to wait for it to go down before drinking or else get foam on your nose.

Pouring the beer into a glass allows it to breathe and means the drinker is smelling the aroma of the beer as they drink. A glass suggests your character is enjoying their beer for its taste.

Drinking straight from the can or bottle, then, suggests a character that doesn’t care about the flavor or a beer that isn’t worth savoring. An exception is Corona, a Mexican beer, which is best enjoyed by cramming a lime slice into the bottle’s opening. It drops into the beer, which fizzes in response.

Cans are cheaper than bottles, generally. Cans often need to be crushed before they go in the recycling bin, to save space. Some people have mechanical crushers, some will crush with their hands or under their boot. If you want to show that someone is a real meathead, they might crush it on their forehead.

Of course, an exception to the “dignity” of glasses is the iconic red Solo cup, a plastic disposable cup associated with binge drinking at parties.

Binge drinking and drinking gimmicks

A beer can only be chugged (drank quickly all in one motion) from a glass, due to a lack of air flow into a can or bottle. Chugging can be a great sexually suggestive shorthand, since it’s best done if the drinker can completely relax and open their throat, basically pouring the drink directly down their esophagus, and... well, you catch my drift.

To get around the air flow issue, cans can be shotgunned, a practice associated with binge drinking, party culture, college/frat behavior, etc. To shotgun a beer, the side of the can is stabbed with a knife. You then cover the knife hole with your mouth, tip your head sideways so the can is upright, and crack the tab. This allows air to flow into the top hole, causing the beer to flow quickly out of the knife hole and into your mouth. It requires you to chug the entire beer or risk getting soaked.

A beer bong involves a large funnel with a long plastic hose coming from the bottom. The drinker puts the end of the hose in their mouth while a second person stands above them, the higher the better (I once saw a beer bong from a 3rd floor balcony), and pours a beer into the funnel. The gravity pressure then carries the beer down the tube at high speed, forcing the person at the bottom to drink as quickly as they can.

Not to be confused with beer pong, a game played on a ping-pong or similar-sized table. A triangle of red solo cups is arranged on either end of the table, each filled with a small amount of cheap beer. It’s a two-on-two game, with each side taking turns throwing a ping-pong ball, trying to get it into one of the other team’s cups. If it lands in a cup, someone from the other team needs to drink that cup and remove it from the table. There are usually elaborate house rules. Most people claim there is a “sweet spot” of drunkness where they are best at the game.

A keg is a barrel-shaped pressurized vessel that holds a large quantity of beer. For parties, a keg can be the most economical option for serving so many people. The keg will be stored in a large ice-filled container, often a trash can or storage tote. The keg must be “primed,” a plunger on top pumped repeatedly to get the vessel properly pressurized. People use the attached hose, which has a button or nozzle on the end, to dispense beer into their cups. It has to be re-pumped regularly, and by the end of the keg, this becomes laborious and frustrating, often leaving you with nothing but a sad trickle of foam.

A keg stand involves doing a handstand with your hands on the rim of the keg, usually with someone holding your legs to stabilize you, and drinking from the keg hose while upside-down. It frequently results in beer going up your nose and can show that a character is a fun party person or a walking disaster.

Ordering at the bar

Yes, in movies, a man will sit at a bar and say “beer me” and a beer appears in front of him with no conversation. No, that’s not realistic. Bars have a wide variety of beers, and you need to tell the bartender what you want. If a character wants something cheap, they might say, “A Miller Light,” or maybe a sarcastic, “A can of your finest Coors, sir.” Otherwise, they might read the menu, either posted on the wall or on a sheet of paper at the bar. They could also ask the bartender, “What’s on tap?”

Most bars will have a stock of cans and bottles in a fridge. They might ask if you want a glass with it. Beers on tap are stored in kegs under the bar and attached to spigots, usually with decorative handles. Some may be mainstays of the bar that are always available, and others might rotate in and out.

No, your character doesn’t have to specifically name drop a brand. You can give a general description: a can of the cheapest beer they had. A stout a little too syrupy for his tastes. A local IPA. All of these choices will say something about who your character is as a person.

Cheap Beer

Most mass-produced are light lagers with a pale yellow color. Those who don’t like them describe them as watery or tasting “like piss.” If one is hitting the spot at the end of a long day, it might taste slightly tart, slightly bitter, but mostly refreshing. Worse ones are more bitter and have a sort of “funk” to them. The big names like Miller, Coors, Bud, Natty Light, or Mich will be instantly recognizable as a cheap beer, but if you really want to get regionally specific in the US, many places have a local one that is so, so much worse.

For home drinking, cheap beers can be bought in the traditional six-pack, but serious drinkers are more likely to buy a case, usually 24 beers. As for where you can buy them, that varies from state to state and county to county. Look up the local laws on whether beer can be bought in grocery stores or convenience stores.

Craft Beer

The craft beer industry has exploded in popularity in the US, with microbreweries churning out small batches of local beers with creative, complex flavors.There are a kajillion different variations, but I’ll try to hit the big categories:

Lagers are usually associated with cheap beer, but there are craft lagers such as bocks, dunkels, and schwarzbiers. They’re fermented at lower temperatures and usually have a lighter flavor and a low alcohol content.

Sours are, as the name says, sour! They are light, low alcohol content, and often fruit flavored. These are summery and the fruity ones are sometimes seen as “girly.”

IPAs (India Pale Ales) are usually light with heavy hops content. Those who don’t like them describe them as too bitter or tasting like grass. Those that like them describe them as floral and complex. IPAs had a “craze” in the early 2010s and were disparagingly described as “pumpkin spice for men.” Because they are light and easy-drinking, they’re less “butch” than others.

Stouts are the other side of the ale spectrum: heavy, black, and thick. It’s like drinking bread. They are often strongly and complexly flavored with things like coffee, chocolate, banana, peanut butter. They can be aged in whiskey barrels to give them a smoky flavor. They can be syrupy or bitter. It’s hard to drink too much of them because they are filling and calorie-heavy, but they usually have a very high alcohol content, two to four times as strong as a light beer. They’re seen as a beer for “serious” beer drinkers. Guinness is the most well-known commercially available stout, but most beer snobs will stick up their noses at it.

Porters are the less-heavy predecessor of the stout. They’re dark brown with lots of hops and a malty flavor. A good compromise if you want a strong, dark beer to show you’re A Man™ but don’t want a beer you practically have to chew.

In nonsense stereotypical terms, darker/heavier/higher alcohol content = more tough/butch, lighter/fruitier/lower alcohol content = more feminine. That said, I wouldn’t want to drink a heavy beer in the sun on a hot day, so context also matters.

Is there anything I missed? Let me know!

[doing-all-write]

you’re out

Pairing: Joe Mazzello x Fem!Reader

Summary: Your favorite past time is roasting Joe about how much the Yankees suck. So, when you go to a Yankees game with him and make a bet about whether they’ll win or not, you can’t help but hope that maybe, just maybe, they’ll win so Joe can do whatever he wants to you. 

Word Count: 5K

Warnings: SMUT (don’t interact if you’re under 18 please!), swearing, mentions of alcohol, continuous talk of how much the Yankees suck (they do, I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules!!!!). 

A/N: Hello, hi, hey, anyone else bummed there isn’t any baseball to watch?? No?? Just me?? Alright, well, have soft, baseball loving Joe to fill the void in your heart. (and once again, thank you to @diasimar​, @fairestkillerqueenofall​ and @mrhoemazzello​ for their contributions and for being in horny/yearning hell with me all day every day)

💖As always, likes, reblogs and comments are always appreciated! 💖

"NO!" 

"HA! See, that's why the Sox are the best team in the league right now and the Yankees, well, the Yankees, they suck." She took a long pull of beer as Joe’s string of curses were muffled by the material of his Yankees cap.   

Slapping him on the back, she raised her hand to get the bartenders attention. Her friend, Dylan, nodded back and slid two tequila shots down the bar toward them, not even bothering to hide their laughter at Joe, who had fully slumped over the bar and was letting his forehead bounce lightly against the wood. 

Pushing one liquid gold shot toward Joe, she pulled her own closer, watching a droplet of water fall over the edge of the lime's rind into the glass.

"C'mon Mazzello. Buck up. It's just the Yankees fifth loss of the season. Which means they’ve secured their status as the most suck-tastic team in the MLB." Smirking, she threw her shot back, quickly bringing the lime to her mouth and biting down on soft flesh, the sting of acidity biting back as she licked her lips, making sure she got every bit of salt from them. 

Watching (Y/N) lick her lips was the only thing that was enough to make Joe stop feeling sorry for himself and start feeling a different emotion. 

"Can't you have some sympathy for a mourning man? I'm dying over here. I'm slowly being killed by the thing I love most." He wasn't quite sure if he was referring to the Yankees or the more than friends feelings that he'd had for (Y/N) since the moment he’d met her. 

And her boyfriend. 

But the boyfriend was out of the picture (She'd swanned into his apartment one day, already monologuing, "So, I dumped Mitch. He told me once we got 'serious', my career would need to take a back seat so I left him, and our relationship, in the back seat of the Uber we were in.") and Joe felt like he needed to take his chance before someone else came into the picture. 

Laughing, she reached her hand up to the Sox cap she wore, twisting it around so the brim was facing towards the back.  

Joe almost choked at the action.  

"Joe, if you don't take that shot right now I'm calling the cops because I'm pretty sure that's alcohol abuse to leave a perfectly good free shot sitting in front of you." Dylan raised an eyebrow as they finished wiping down the last glass they had pulled from the crate they'd brought from the kitchen.

Ripping his gaze from (Y/N)'s form, he hurriedly threw it back, scrunching his face up in an exaggerated fashion as the burn of the alcohol streaked down his throat and warmed his stomach. Popping the whole lime slice in his mouth he heard her laugh,

"Joe! God, how many times do I have to tell you that you don't have to put the whole lime in your mouth?" 

"When you stop laughing every time I do it." He admitted as he delicately placed the mangled husk of said lime on his napkin. Dylan shuddered as they touched the very edge of Joe's napkin to let it fall into the trash can behind the bar.  

Shaking her head, she swiveled in her chair to face Joe, "So. I have a proposition." 

Please let it be that she things we should be together forever and get married. Or that she proposition me for sex. Either one. 

"You know how I scored those tickets to the Yankee's/Sox's game for next week?" 

Shaking himself from the imagery of shoving a piece of wedding cake in (Y/N)'s face, Joe nodded, taking another gulp of beer. 

"Well....since you're my best friend who I love dearly," she placed a hand on his thigh, smiling, and Joe knew he would do whatever she wanted. 

"I was thinking we could make it extra interesting." Her heart was racing at just the small action she had accomplished. Feeling Joe's thigh muscle tighten as she laid her hand on it made something deep in the pit of her stomach tighten as well.

Since she'd broken up with Mitch it freed her up to do things she'd always wanted to do. To focus on her career, her friendships, herself and on the fact that she wanted her best friend, Joe Mazzello, to absolutely wreck her in the bedroom. 

The first time she'd envisioned it, she'd almost drained the new pair of batteries she'd put in her vibrator and since then she'd been falling without a parachute. The only thing that kept her from ripping the cord was the fact he was her best friend. They spent all their time together, what if it went wrong? It was a silly fear, she knew if anything were to happen they’d work through it like they always did, but it still bugged her that something so trivial was stopping her from potentially jumping into the best relationship she'd ever had. 

Besides, she'd do anything for Joe and she knew he’d do anything for her. They'd picked each other up from the airport, taken care of each other when they were sick or hungover and once Joe had plant sitted for her. 

(The key word there being once. She'd come back to all of them dead. "Joe...they're succulents. How do you kill those?")

She was nervous the fantasies she'd cooked up in her head would never live up to the reality that was in front of her, but recently she'd noticed little things that were starting to embolden her. 

Lingering gazes, holding on for a second too long during hugs. Once, it had been late, and they'd pulled apart from a hug only for their eyes to lock. Her breath caught as the thought oh god it's actually happening flitted through her mind, but Joe just gave her a gentle nudge toward the door urging her to get into bed as soon as possible. 

But, she was nervous that she was reading too much into these signs. 

If (Y/N) had been able to read minds she would have been very confused to see Gwil in his "I Want To Break Free" get up but it was Joe's surefire way to get rid of an erection and with (Y/N)'s hand so close on his thigh, he knew he needed to do something desperate to settle himself down.

Bringing herself back to the feel of Joe's thigh under her hand, she peered up at him through her eyelashes and shot him a smile, "I think we should place a bet." 

"A bet?"

"Yes, Joseph. A wager. On this ball game."

"Alright, what are the terms?" Joe leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms. Her eyes were immediately drawn to the way the sleeves of his t-shirt stretched against his biceps. She swore he bought his shirts a size too small just to fuck with her. 

"Well, if the Yankees lose, which they will because they suck," Joe made an indignant noise in the back of his throat, "then you have to do anything I want."

Joe's eyebrows almost shot into his hairline, "And if the Sox’s lose? Which they will," he declared pointing a finger in (Y/N)'s face, causing her to lean back in her chair, batting his finger out of her face, "then you have to do anything I want." Crossing his arms behind his head he settled back into his chair, smug smile firmly planted. 

"It's so on, Mazzello." She declared as she stuck her hand out for him to shake. As his hand slid into hers, she could have sworn they both held on for a beat longer than was absolutely necessary. 

~~~

In (Y/N)'s opinion it wasn't really summer till she went to a baseball game. The artificial green of the grass, the sun shining down, the crack of a baseball hitting a bat. There wasn't a scent more intoxicating than that of popcorn, hot dogs and cheap beer. 

Which was probably why Joe had sent some serious side eye her way as she filled her lungs and drank in the scene before her, settling into their seats, hands clasped around flimsy plastic cups filled with overpriced alcohol.  

"What? You don't love the smell of a ball game?" she shot him an incredulous look.

"No, I do. But I don't try to inhale the whole stadium through my nostrils." 

Reaching a hand around she knocked his Yankees hat off his head, laughing as he scrambled to pick it up and jam it back on his head. Turning, she saw he had his best scowl prepped as he glared at her, 

"How dare you try to knock the best good luck charm the Yankees have off my head?" 

"Because I need my bathroom cleaned and I want you to do it." she shrugged as she took a sip of what was mostly foam. Gotta love baseball beer.

"I can't even be that mad at you because you did bring me to a baseball game that my team is going to whoop your teams ass in so, thanks, (Y/N)." He wrapped an arm around her shoulders, bringing her into his side as she leaned a head against him, smiling and wanting to  stay in that position for as long as possible. 

"Oh, you two are just the cutest couple! Reminds me of myself and Harold at our first baseball game." 

Both their heads turned in perfect unison to look at the form of a woman cautiously making her way down the stairs, cane in one hand, her grandson holding her other arm and mouthing I'm sorry at them over her head.  

Laughing self-consciously, (Y/N) started to disentangle herself from Joe's embrace, "Oh. Ah. That's really not-"

"Thank you ma'am, that's really sweet of you. Were you and Harold married a long time?" Joe interjected, keeping his arm firmly wrapped around (Y/N)'s shoulders.

Stopping in the middle of the aisle, the woman’s eyes grew soft, "Oh yes. We were friends for the longest time until finally one day he kissed me on the cheek. I remember I turned to him as he turned bright red and looked ready to melt into the floor. But I just told him 'It's about damn time!' And planted one on him myself." She laughed at the memory as her grandson rolled his eyes,

"C'mon Grandma. Let's get to our seats. The first pitch is gonna be thrown soon." 

Waving goodbye, they watched the woman toddle down the stairs. Lifting one thigh and then the other, (Y/N) felt her skin unstick and prayed to god she wouldn't have butt sweat once this thing was over. 

"That's cute. But also it sounds like she was a huge hussy back in her day." 

Snorting, she slapped Joe in the chest, "Really, Joey? You're going to call a sweet old lady a hussy for sharing a cute story about her and her husband?" 

"I'm just calling 'em like I see 'em!"

"And that old woman is a hussy?"

"She's the one throwing herself at men!" Joe protested as he tried to hold back his laughter. Soon, they both were laughing so hard no noise was coming out, just their whole bodies shaking with mirth.  

"Okay, okay...oh my god. I will give her credit, that's a very sweet story." (Y/N) admitted as she leaned back in her seat, adjusting her own lucky Sox hat.

"It is. I've always liked being friends with someone first before dating them." Joe admitted as he slid his eyes over to meet (Y/N)'s. Staring back at him, she felt her heart stop as his gaze burned into hers. Nodding, she mumbled, "Yeah, me too."

His lips twitched upward as he broke the gaze and leaned back in his seat, throwing one arm over the back of her chair and propping his foot up on the seat in front of him, "I think it's gonna be a great ball game."

She could only nod mutely as she tried to pick up the scattered fragments of her thoughts. 

~

"C'mon. Go. GO. GOGOGO. DROP IT...AHH FUCK." Her head dropped into her hands. She was so sure that the hit the last batter had was going to be the one that got the Sox the win but the Yankees outfielder had just managed to snag it.     

Beside her, Joe was on his feet, pumping his fists in the air and cheering along with every other Yankees fan in the stadium causing the floor to rumble underneath her Converse. 

"C'mon (Y/N), you're missing the best part!" Joe laughed as he tugged on the back of her shirt. Lifting her head up she was met with confetti raining from the sky and Frank Sinatra crooning "New York, New York" over the stadium speakers as the crowd started to flood out of the ball park. 

"You're an insufferable bastard."

"Yeah but I'm your insufferable bastard." Joe cooed as he patted her head, snickering as she rolled her eyes and dodged out from underneath his patronizing hand. 

"Whatever, Mazzello. Let's head out." Pulling her phone from her pocket to call a ride, her brain was already going a million miles an hour, thinking about what Joe would possibly make her do. Just the kind of thoughts she was having were causing her to shift in place, trying to find some relief for the ache that was building between her thighs. 

Joe was consumed by his own thoughts at the opportunity before him. He didn't want to make (Y/N) do anything she didn't want to do but at the same time...he wanted to kiss her. He'd almost been disappointed that the kiss cam hadn't landed on them. 

Both of them were lost in their own world and as such didn't realize that the herd moving to exit the stadium had stopped which caused Joe to run into someone which made (Y/N) bump into Joe with an "Oof" 

Reaching an arm back, he wrapped his hand around her arm, steadying her as she tottered on the balls of her feet. 

"Without even looking back, that's impressive." 

"What can I say? I'm an impressive sort of guy." (Y/N)'s breath caught in her throat considering what else about Joe was impressive but immediately snapped out of it when he turned to face her over his shoulder and waggled his eyebrows up and down. 

Rolling her eyes, she shoved him forward, "Let's just get home so I can sooth my wounds with booze and maybe some leftover Chinese." 

"Wait, but we had Chinese at my place, none of it is at yours." Joe wrinkled his brow. 

"I know, that's why we're going over to your place. You have all the good food and booze." She shrugged as they pushed through the gates and walked to the bus that would take them home.   

"You always say that and then I run out of food and have to buy more. Why can't you ever have the good food and booze?" he grumbled.

"Because I can't afford to have you eating and drinking all my stuff." 

~~~

Shoving his door open, they fell into Joe's apartment, letting the artificial coolness of air conditioning wrap itself around them. Both of them letting out involuntary sighs at how good it felt after being crammed onto a hot bus with more warm bodies than seats.

"Time to munch..." (Y/N) clapped her hands together before she opened the door of Joe's fridge and pulled out a Chinese takeout container, popping it open, mouth watering instantly at the sight of the golden dumplings waiting for her, like little doughy presents.

Before she could even grab a fork, Joe's hand wrapped around the container, whipping it up and over her head, causing her to turn in place so she was witness to Joe shoving a dumpling in his mouth, "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I not tell you? Dumplings are for winners." He said through a mouthful of her dumplings. 

"You're the meanest person in the whole world." She declared as she turned her back on him to rummage around in his fridge, only to emerge with two beers in her fist. 

Joe couldn't help but admire how she looked in his kitchen. He couldn't help but think what it would be like to cook with her. Or cook for her. Having her sitting on the counter as he made her a home cooked meal, stealing kisses in between stirring and chopping, making small talk, kidding around with each other, he wanted that so badly he felt his heart seize with longing. 

"Well, I guess we can't put it off any longer." She sighed as she slowly placed the beers on the counter. The look on her face was so melancholy, Joe put down the takeout box and felt his heart leap up into his throat, "What do you mean?"

"I mean the bet. I lost. Which, I would like to point out, how brave I am for admitting that without retching," Joe rolled his eyes, "But I get to do anything you want me to do so, hit me Joe. What do you want me to do?" 

Peering up at him through her eyelashes she searched his face, hoping against all hope that he would say "get on your knees" or "get into my bedroom". She knew that was wishful thinking on her part but she couldn't help it. Watching his Adam's apple bob up and down as he took a huge swallow, she almost didn't hear what he muttered next, 

"Want you to kiss me." 

Her eyes shot up to his.  

"I mean, only if you want to. I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with but, fuck, (Y/N), I've wanted to kiss you since I first met you and I don't know, it feels like there's been something more between us lately and I didn't want to hate myself forever for not just, going for it, so, if you want, I'd really like it if you kissed me." He ended this speech with a shrug, fiddling with his fingers. 

"Joey," she breathed out and Joe's form stiffened as he waited for her rejection, 

"I've waited for you to ask me that for so long." she admitted, almost laughing at how wide Joe's eyes became. 

Blinking he stepped forward, "Then get over here and kiss me."  

Eyes widening, she stepped up to Joe, their arms hanging at their sides as they contemplated each other. Unsure, she tilted her head up. Joe leaned his head down, lips ghosting over hers as he whispered, "Are you sure?"

She just nodded and felt her heart clench as a smirk grew over Joe's face. 

Reaching a hand up, he cupped her cheek, letting his thumb stroke over the soft skin. Closing the gap between them, he placed his lips against hers, gently. Not enough to really count as a true kiss, his last ditch attempt to give her an out if she wanted. 

The electricity zipping through her body let her know that this was meant to happen. 

Letting out a small moan, she reached her arms up to wrap around Joe's neck, dragging him down more fully against her lips. Twining his arms around her waist, he pulled her flush against him. Feeling her soft curves fit up against him in the most delicious way possible.

Deepening the kiss, he nudged her back toward the counter. She made a small noise in the back of her throat as her back hit the edge. 

"Jump," Joe breathed and she did what she was told, leaping up onto the counter, spreading her legs as Joe stepped between them, running his hands up and down her thighs, giving them a squeeze when he reached where she wanted him most. 

"Such a good girl taking my directions." he breathed into her mouth. Her head dropped back as she let out a groan. Joe smiled at the effect. 

"You're gonna ruin me, Joe." she laughed weakly as one of her hands intertwined with one of Joe's. 

"That's the plan, darling" he said devilishly, bringing his other hand to the back of her head, pulling her down to reconnect their lips. She cupped Joe's face with both of her hands, giving her all to the kiss. Letting all of her pent up want and need spill through her lips and tumble into Joe's heart.  

Letting his tongue slip through her lips, he explored her mouth. She gripped his shoulders as she wrapped her legs around his waist, pulling him flush against the counter. Chuckling, he twined his fingers through her hair, giving it a gentle tug as he felt her body become pliable at the sensation. 

"So, you like having your hair pulled, huh?" He murmured as she mewled, scooting her hips closer to the edge of the counter, wanting nothing more than to grind her core against something, anything to relieve the ache that was building in her. 

"Mmm and you're a needy little thing too." he cooed as his hands ghosted down her body, outlining her curves. Nodding ferociously, she drapped her arms around his neck, pressing her lips to his again as he gave her hips a squeeze. 

"Joe!" the yelp that came from her mouth was louder than she intended but she hadn't been prepared for Joe's arms to lift her from the counter and carry her into the bedroom. Feeling his chest rumble against hers she smiled, "I got you. Don't worry."

"I know. You've always had me." she breathed into his ear and Joe had to bury his head into her hair to keep from letting the enjoyment he felt hearing that shine too strongly through his face. 

Lifting his head from her soft waves, he gently laid her on the bed groaning when she stretched her whole body and smiled up at him, "Aren't you going to ravish me now?" she fluttered her eyelashes at him and felt her pulse quicken as Joe started unbuckling his jeans. 

"Sweetheart, I'm going to make sure every inch of you is screaming with pleasure." Eyes widening, she started to fumble with the buckle of her belt as Joe chuckled, "I, uh, kind of wanted to be the one who did that." Lifting her eyes she saw the blush in his cheeks and smiled, "Then come here and get into these pants, Mazzello." 

He pounced on top of her so quickly she wasn't even sure how it happened. His fingers making quick work of her belt and shimmying her shorts down her legs.  

"God, you're gorgeous." Joe's eyes shone as he drank her form in. When he got to her head his lips quirked up, "You're gonna have to lose the hat, babe. Besides, if anything you should be wearing the hat of winners." he joked as she rolled her eyes. Then, a wicked idea overcame her.     

Rising up on her knees, she placed her hands on Joe's shoulders to breath into his ear, "You mean like this hat?" Grabbing the hat Joe was still wearing, she flung her Sox hat to the floor and replaced it with his well-work Yankees hat. 

Seeing (Y/N) wearing that hat caused Joe's cock to twitch in his boxers and he let out a soft whine as she placed a hand on his thigh, "Do you want to fuck me in your Yankees hat, Joey?" 

"God, yes. I don't care how stereotypically male that makes me but, fuck, (Y/N), yes." his hands came up to her face, pulling her into a deep kiss that was interrupted by his moan as her hand started palming him through his boxers. 

"Fuuuck (Y/N)" he breathed out as his head fell against her shoulder. Smiling she kissed his neck as she tugged at the band of his briefs, "I want these off" 

Again, it seemed like Joe moved so fast she wasn't sure how it happened. In the blink of an eye he was laying on her bed, briefs off, shirt off and beckoning her closer with one finger, his eyes never leaving hers. 

Smirking, she crawled over to Joe. Straddling him, she reached for the hem of her shirt and pulled it over her head, being careful not to mess up the hat that was positioned on her head. Joe smirked at the action but his jaw quickly dropped when he saw her. Her pink bra and floral panties somehow making the hat on her head even filthier. 

She felt his cock twitch underneath her heat and groaned at the contact. Leaning forward she pressed a kiss to Joe's lips then slowly started kissing his neck, down his chest and finally to his thighs where she most wanted to be.    

Biting his hips, Joe finally hissed "(Y/N), please, wanted this for so long..." Taking pity on him, she wrapped her lips around the tip of his cock and started working him over. The way Joe threw his head back and groaned was all the praise she needed.

Even though, as she bobbed her head up and down, Joe was heavy on the praise, "Such a good girl, making me feel so good, babe. God, don't stop..." when she took his entire length in her mouth, she felt Joe tug on her arm, bringing her back up to his lips, he kissed her deeply. 

"My turn," he murmured as he pressed her down into the bed. Smiling, she snuggled down into the pillows behind her and sighed as Joe pressed kisses all over her tits, reaching his hands behind her and making quick work of her bra.

She ripped it from her body and threw it to the floor as Joe danced his hands down to her cunt. 

Stroking the inside of her thigh softly, dragging his fingers closer and closer to her entrance she whined, "Joe..." lifting his head from her chest, he smiled,

"What? Not moving fast enough for you?" She nodded frantically and Joe's eyes never left hers as he moved a finger to run up and down her folds.

With a gasp she threw her head back and Joe growled, "Shit baby, you're soaked. Who did this to you?" 

"You...you did Joey. You always make me this wet."

"Always, huh? I think I'd remember if we hooked up before this." he smirked. 

"Every time I touch myself I imagine you doing it..." she murmured as she bucked her hips up to get his fingers closer to her entrance which meant she missed how comically wide Joe's eyes got and was caught off guard when he planted another kiss on her lips. 

"Those are the hottest words I could ever hear come from your mouth." she breathed out a laugh and then she felt her eyes rolling into the back of her head as Joe slowly inserted two fingers into her cunt. 

"F-fuck Joe, that feels so good..." Her voice trailed off as Joe started pumping his fingers into her slowly, relishing in the feel of the walls of her pussy tightening as he sought out the one spot that would make her lose her mind. After a particularly deep thrust that had her eyes rolling into the back of her head Joe leaned down to kiss her neck. 

Speeding up his fingers she felt her cunt clench, between his fingers and the way he was kissing on her neck, she knew was going to cum soon. 

"Joe...I-I'm gonna cum" 

"Good, want you to. Want you to cum around my fingers and then around my cock. Think you can do that for me, sweetheart? Want to feel how good I make you.” 

Making a whining noise in her throat she reached a hand up to the back of Joe's neck to reconnect her lips with his.

Pumping his fingers in and out of her he started to swirl his thumb over her clit and she moaned into his mouth, "Fuuuuck, Joe, don't stop"

"Wasn't planning on it" he chuckled into her mouth as he felt how close she was. Pressing more firmly on her clit, (Y/N) saw stars and she didn't even have time to warn Joe before the waves of her orgasm crashed over her. 

As she came down, she was aware of tightly she was gripping onto Joe's hair and let go with an apology. 

"Never apologize for pulling my hair when I make you cum like that. Truly, it's a small price to pay to see someone as beautiful as you cum because of me." Blushing, she reached her hands down to shimmy her panties down her legs and throw them into her room. 

Grabbing her hand, he gave it a kiss and they stared deep into each others eyes, she reached a hand down, brought his fingers up to her mouth and licked them clean of her juices, keeping direct eye contact the whole time. 

Joe's eyes darkened, "I need to fuck you. Now." 

"What are you waiting for then? Please fuck me, Joe." she cooed as she brought his fingers out of her mouth with a pop. Reaching her hand down, she pumped his cock a few times as Joe growled. 

Batting her hand away, he guided his cock to the entrance of her cunt, swiping it up and down her folds, "God, there's nothing hotter than getting my cock wet with your own juices, baby girl." 

"Fuuuuuck, Joe" she whined as she brought her hands up to rest on his biceps, squeezing them and laughing when she felt him flex, "Did you just purposefully flex?" 

Winking at her he pushed himself fully inside. Giving them both a minute to adjust, he brought his forehead down to rest on hers. Both of them closing their eyes and breathing each other in, it was the most vulnerable moment they'd  shared with each other. 

This one moment, where they were closer than they had ever been, it felt so right they couldn't quite believe that in a city of thousands, they fit perfectly together. 

"Joe?"

"Yeah, sweetheart?" 

"If you don't move soon I'm gonna be pissed." 

Laughing, he kissed her nose and started to thrust. Throwing her head back, she let out a string of curses as her hands clutched the sheets, feeling the walls of her cunt clench around Joe's length. 

"Fucking hell, feel better than I ever imagined."

"You feel a hell of a lot better than my vibrator" she choked out as Joe let out a single bark of laughter, thrusting harder. He lifted her legs so they were over his shoulders, enjoying how the new angle let him get deeper inside her, and by the way (Y/N) had started babbling about how close she was, he had a pretty good idea it felt amazing for her as well. 

"Fuck, Joe. Rub my clit. I'm so close. Again..." a moan swallowing the rest of her sentence as Joe started rubbing her clit. 

Seeing her writhe underneath him, knowing he was the cause of her pleasure and the fact that this was all happening while she was wearing his Yankees cap was almost too much for Joe.

"Sweetheart, I'm close.." he choked out as (Y/N) nodded, "Me too, want to cum with you..." she murmured and Joe nodded, thrusting harder as she brought a hand up to tweak her nipples. 

Pressing more firmly into her clit, (Y/N) felt her pleasure overtaking her body and succumbed to the orgasm that swept over her. Feeling her walls clench around his cock was the final push Joe needed. With a final groan, he filled her with his love, taking a minute to catch his breath. 

When they finally both opened their eyes they burst into giggles, 

"Hey."

"Hi" Joe breathed out as he tweaked her nose

Scrunching her nose, she reached her head up to press a gentle kiss to Joe's lips. Pulling himself from her, they both moaned at the loss of contact and after cleaning them up, he crawled into bed next to her, pulling her into his arms. 

"God, that was...amazing"

"And long overdue in my personal opinion." 

"Yeah, ya think?" he pressed a kiss to the top of her head then pulled back with a disgusted noise.

"What? Does my hair smell bad? Do I have lice or something?" pulling back she looked up into Joe's eyes. 

"No, this hat smells nasty. I can't believe you wore it when we had sex, who would do that?" 

"Don't lie, it was the one final push you needed to cum, yeah?" 

"I don't have to admit anything to you" he sniffed as she curled up into his arms.

Nuzzling into his chest, she placed a soft kiss right on top of his heart. Humming, he drew her in closer, closing his eyes and locking into his memory how it felt to hold her in his arms. 

His eyes snapped open, “Wait, hold on,” he jumped up, ignoring her protests as he rummaged around on the floor. 

“Joe, c’mon, come back and snuggle.” Pouting she turned only to be met with the lens of Joe’s camera focused on her. 

“JOE! I’m NAKED! What is your PROBLEM?” Scrambling, she threw the sheet over her form, peeking over the edge so only the hat and her eyes could be seen. They narrowed as Joe laughed, taking picture after picture of her. 

“Holy shit, there’s a really great one here. I think I managed to capture the exact moment your soul left your body when you realized I was taking pictures...” his voice trailed off as he swiped through the photos he’d taken, smile growing bigger with each one. 

“Glad you’re enjoying those horrible pictures. You better burn those Joe, I’m serious.” Pulling the sheet down to her neck, she fixed him with her best glare. It didn’t last long. 

How could it when he looked up at her with adoration radiating from his eyes? 

“You’re so beautiful.” 

Her indignation drained and she sat up, patting the bed, “Come back to me. Please?” 

Joe climbed into the bed, kneeling in front of (Y/N) to kiss her softly, “I’ll always come back to you.” 

Hiding her head in his shoulder, she pressed a kiss to the soft skin there, fighting back the tears she felt welling up suddenly. Pulling back she heard the click of the camera one more time. 

Joe lowered the phone, “So beautiful.” 

Taking the phone from him she turned around, her back against his chest as she held it aloft, “C’mon, first picture as a couple.” 

Smiling, they took one good one and the rest were a mess. One or both of them pulling ridiculous faces. A series of pictures where Joe was obviously playing with her boobs. Their favorite one was where (Y/N) was mid-laugh and Joe was looking at her, the love between them written so clearly in their eyes that they felt like they were infringing on a private moment. 

Looking at it, (Y/N) turned to Joe, “You think we’ll look at each other like that, even when we’re old?” 

Chuckling, he pressed a kiss to the top of her head, “Absolutely. You and I are gonna be like that old lady at the baseball game and her husband.” 

“Are you calling me a hussy?” 

“Again, I’m just calling them like I see them.” 

“I feel like you shouldn’t call your own girlfriend a hussy.”

“Oh so you’re my girlfriend now?” Joe rolled on top of her, peppering her face with kisses as she laughed. 

“Well I won’t be if you keep calling me a hussy!”

“What if I only called you a hussy when we’re getting sexy?” 

Pausing, she reflected on Joe’s proposition, “Hmm, I guess that could be okay. But can you not call it Getting Sexy? That makes it decidedly not sexy.” 

“Alright, we’ll come up with something good. Though you should definitely always wear The Sex Hat whenever we fuck.” 

Sighing, she flicked the brim of the hat she was still wearing, “I set a dangerous precedent by wearing this, huh?” 

“Darling, you have no idea how dangerous you in that hat is.” Joe growled as he nipped her neck.

“Mmm, I think I have a pretty good idea.” She smirked as she tilted her head to the side, “It’s just enough to distract you so I can do this.” 

“Wha-” Joe hit the bed with an grunt as she slide out from underneath him and raced out of the room. 

“I’M GOING TO EAT THE LAST DUMPLING AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.” 

Pushing himself up, Joe raced after her into the kitchen, knowing he’d be too late to stop her but he wanted to be around to imprint the image of (Y/N) naked in his kitchen into his brain for forever. 

[firstdegreefangirl]

Love Starts With a Toothbrush

Word Count: 3772

Original Pub Date: 5 June 2020

Relationships: Evan Buckley/Eddie Diaz

Author’s Notes: I really should be banned from listening to country radio in the car, but this is completely and utterly inspired by Brad Paisley’s song “Toothbrush.” If you haven’t listened to that yet, check it out here

Read on ao3 here

Tagging: @theycallmebobbob @rebeccaofsbfarm @thisissirius @hearteyesforbuck @dramamineontopofme @twinien @meloingly

Buck looks at himself in the mirror, pondering his own reflection and the way the white foam covers his chin before breaking his own eye contact and tipping his chin back. He focuses his gaze on his jawline as he pulls the razor over his skin, watching the blades slice through the light stubble and push the shaving cream out of the way.  

His touch is light, his strokes are careful, and he can’t think of a time he’s shaved more carefully since he was 17 and half-convinced that he’d slit his own throat with a Bic safety razor identical to the one he’s holding now.  

The stakes tonight are equally high, just as life-or-death, but in an entirely different way. He thinks about it as he rinses the razor, flicks his thumb downward across the blades to clear any stuck hairs from between them. He’s going out for dinner with Eddie, just like they’ve done probably hundreds of times in the time they’ve been friends. This time is different though, in the way Eddie couldn’t look him in the eye when he asked, the way he’d tentatively added “... it could be a date, if you’re OK with that,” when he’d mentioned an Indian restaurant he’d been meaning to try.  

Buck wonders if Eddie is feeling the same amount of pressure he is tonight, if he’d tried on half a dozen shirts before settling on his favorite go-to, then realized that he needed to take the shirt off and shaved before he gets dressed. 

Part of him hopes that Eddie isn’t so uncertain about the night they’re going to share, hopes that he’ll have enough bravado for them both. But he also wants this to mean as much to Eddie as it means to him.  

Because it means everything, he realizes as he drags a wet washcloth across his skin, lets the warm water clean the last dregs of shaving cream from his face and rinses it out. He leans up over the sink, examining his skin closely to make sure he didn’t miss any stray hairs. As blond as he is, it’s not like they’ll show up, but he still wants to make sure everything is perfect tonight.  

Satisfied with the shave, he shakes the razor dry and sets it back in the medicine cabinet, reaching for the tube of toothpaste on the shelf above.

He squirts a blob of the mint-flavored gel onto his toothbrush and sticks it into his mouth. Dental health isn’t usually such a focus for Buck; most of the time he squishes the foam around his mouth and spits as soon as every tooth is mostly brushed.  

Tonight, though, he scrubs every tooth carefully: front, back and top. He angles the brush down to get his gum line, and even gags himself when he brushes his tongue. It might be the first and only time he’s actually brushed for two minutes, and he briefly wonders how weird it would be for him to call his dentist in the morning and brag.  

Very weird, he decides as he plucks a soft blue paper cup from the dispenser on the counter and fills it with water to rinse his mouth out. As the foam swirls down the drain, he rubs his favorite aftershave across his hands and his hands over his face, wincing at the sting against the freshly shaven skin.

It’s the scent he saves for special occasions; he can’t remember the last time he wore it, the last time something felt important enough to warrant the high-quality leather notes that pair perfectly with the fresh citrus scent of his best cologne.

He grabs his shirt from where he’s hung it on the shower door handle and shrugs it on. The buttons are straightforward, but take just enough time that he decides he needs to run a comb lightly through the edges of his hair again.

When that’s done, he looks down at his phone. 7:28, the screen reads, and Eddie is supposed to pick him up at 7:30. He makes it halfway down the steps, though, before he’s turning around and ducking back into the bathroom long enough to swish some mouthwash around and rinse it down the sink.

It’ll probably wear off before they’re even through eating, but hey, who can blame a guy for trying?

Buck doesn’t think about it again until Eddie is walking him up to the front door at the end of the night. But the hope that the mouthwash is lingering on his breath is his last coherent thought as Eddie backs him up against his doorbell and leans in for what has to be the longest single kiss Buck has ever had.

They’re both breathing hard when Eddie breaks away, lingering just long enough to murmur a ‘goodnight’ against his lips before he walks away, leaving Buck standing there in a daze, hoping he’s not imagining the minty taste Eddie left behind in his mouth.  

Two years later, to the day, they’re dropping Chris off at Pepa’s, promising to pick him up on Sunday night and waving from Eddie’s truck as they back down the driveway. Buck looks at Eddie as they turn the corner, sees the way he’s worrying his bottom lip.  

“Hey, you’re sure about this? We can go pick him up, bring him with us. Or ditch the plan altogether, do the big ceremony in a few months.”

“No, I’m sure. I want to marry you tonight. And I like the idea of that being just for us.” Eddie sighs, and Buck wishes he believed him. “I just … feel bad for lying about the double shifts all weekend, telling Bobby we needed the days off for a ‘family thing.’”

“This is a family thing. It’s us, becoming a family. Legally.” Buck rests his hand on Eddie’s hand, wrapped around the gearshift.  

“We’re already family, Buck.”

“I know, but this makes it official. And we’ll talk to Bobby and Athena when we get back, see if we can borrow their backyard for a big reception. Everything else can be for everyone else, but this? This here, our wedding? It’s for us.”  

Eddie nods and releases his lip.

“Yeah. You … you’re right. Pre-wedding jitters, am I right?”

They laugh together, relaxing as Eddie drives them a couple hours up the coast. He’s not sure where they’re going, taking directions from Buck, who’s reading off of a list of turns he’s scribbled on the back of a junk mail credit card application.

He’d taken every other aspect of this to the n-th degree, as soon as Eddie suggested that they stop trying to plan the perfect wedding for their friends and family and just have the perfect wedding for them. Just the two of them, wearing the best suits they already owned and brand new matching ties, standing somewhere beautiful and private to pledge their lives to each other.  

Buck had looked for close to a week before finding the perfect spot: a tiny beachfront town with a little wedding chapel. He’d found the referral on a same-sex wedding forum, with a litany of stories and photos from couples praising the picturesque waters and friendly staff, willing to personalize intimate ceremonies for a reasonable cost.

All he had asked Eddie to do was make sure their bags were packed and pick him a ring. Everything else was a surprise, from Eddie’s brushed steel wedding band with its fine gold stripe pressed into the pocket of Buck’s jeans to the three tiny crystals on the tie clips: each of their birthstones and Christopher’s in the middle.

The ceremony is everything they could have imagined; every last detail Buck planned went off without a hitch. And he couldn’t help but privately noticing that the officiant who pronounced them husband and husband resembled the surviving half of the elderly gay couple he’d met on the car accident scene only a couple of months after Eddie came into his life.  

Mitchell, he’s pretty sure.

It’s coincidence, he’s sure, but it feels fitting nonetheless. Even if it was still over a year before their first date, talking to that man, hearing him tell Buck that a truly lasting love is made, not found, was a pivotal moment in his relationship with Eddie. It was the first time he let himself consider making something more than a friendship with him, so it feels fitting that Mitchell would visit him again today, give him a sign that he’s in the right place, marrying the right person for him.

Not that he needed a sign, not after he saw the way Eddie’s eyes watered when he ran his finger across Buck’s tie, understanding the gems the moment he saw them.  

He knew he was making the right choice.  

Even if he did have to go all the way down to the lobby of their hotel that night, get a couple of flimsy plastic toothbrushes from the desk agent.

“Really, Eddie? The only thing you had to do was pack our bags. You got the suits, you got my shampoo, but you left our toothbrushes on the counter?” He rolled his eyes as Eddie shook the toiletries bag open on the bedspread, no toothbrushes to be found.  

Of course, Eddie was fresh out of the shower, so it fell on Buck to go downstairs, sheepishly explain that he hadn’t packed for their trip (even if he did preen a little bit when he said ‘my husband was in charge of the luggage,’ the new title feeling perfectly at home on his tongue) and ask if they had any for sale.  

The clerk had come back with two barely opaque white-handled brushes that Buck is pretty sure he could have broken in half easier than a pencil. But they’re free, and they’re better than nothing, so he smiles gratefully at her and accepts the brushes and packets of toothpaste.

After their teeth are brushed, when Eddie is tucked in and waiting for Buck to join him in bed for their first night as a married couple, he snaps a quick picture of the cheap toothbrushes.  

It’s the sort of story that will make a good memory years from now, he knows already, and he never wants to forget this moment. He never wants to forget the way he feels two days later, either, packing up to leave and slipping the disposable toothbrushes into the bottom of his bag, tucking them away to be remembered and laughed about later.  

Their love wasn’t found; they made it between toothbrushes and minty fresh kisses along the way.

The first day off Buck and Eddie have together as husbands is spent boxing Buck’s loft and moving his life into Eddie’s home.  

Their home.

They’d talked about it, over breakfast on the beach the day after their wedding, thrown around the idea of buying a new house, a place that they picked together and decorated as a family. But ultimately, they decided that Eddie’s place was almost perfectly located between the station and Christopher’s school, it was already accessible for him, and Buck has long felt at home in Eddie’s living room.

He didn’t need a new house, he just needed Eddie in his bed and Christopher right down the hall, every night for the rest of his life.  

So he’s the only one moving, a whopping 17 minutes from where he had lived. And he wouldn’t have it any other way.

Especially when Eddie suggests redecorating after Buck gets settled, giving the house a new feel for their new lives together. It’s just turning to summer, the days growing warmer and longer enough that they can start with the backyard. Eddie puts out grass seed, plants a couple of twigs that will hopefully grow into lemon and orange trees.  

Buck takes it upon himself to watch a dozen YouTube videos and visit the hardware store, borrowing Eddie’s truck to haul cords of lumber home with the promise of a picket fence around the back of the house.  

He’s never built a fence before, but Bobby lends him a small table saw, spends an afternoon standing in the yard and teaching him how to use it before leaving him to finish building his fence. As with everything, Buck throws himself completely into the project; every spare moment he’s got is enough time to cut a couple of boards, drill a few holes.  

It’s one of the most fun projects he’s ever embarked on, especially when Christopher starts joining him in the backyard, plopping down on the fresh grass with a book and reading out loud to him, or telling him stories from his latest sleepover. Sometimes, when he’s got a brand new board, all 10-feet of it to control against the vibration of the saw blade, he’ll ask Chris for a hand. He’s got a tiny pair of safety goggles, bulky enough to go over his regular glasses, and kid-sized work gloves, and he’s always excited to help hold the long end of the board, tiptoeing forward as Buck pushes his end across the saw blade.  

Digging the post holes is its own kind of challenge, especially when driving his foot against the top of the shovel makes the pain in his leg flare up. But for those moments, Eddie is there. He’s always watching Buck out the kitchen window or from the back deck; Buck can feel his gaze following him around the yard, especially when the high heat of the summer gets the best of him and he pulls his T-shirt off.  

But when his leg start to hurt, almost like Eddie can feel the pain too, he appears beside Buck, pulls the shovel gently from his hands.  

“Here, I got it,” he says, squeezing Buck’s arm gently. “I’ll dig for a bit.” When Buck starts to protest, tries to tell Eddie that he’s fine, he can keep working, Eddie raises an eyebrow. “I know you can, but it’s almost lunchtime, and if you don’t cook, I’ll have to.”  

They both know it’s a cop-out. Eddie can handle sandwiches and pouring lemonade from the gallon jug in the fridge. But it means that Buck can take a break, sneak back to the bathroom and swallow a couple Advil when no one is looking, without having to admit that his physical limitations stop him sooner than they did before his myriad of near-death experiences.  

It takes a few months, but then their fence is up, pine boards marking the edges of a backyard that Christopher keeps mentioning is probably big enough that they could get a dog now, since he’d have somewhere to run.

“Maybe for your birthday, Superman.” Eddie ruffles his hair, shares a knowing glance with Buck. The three of them admire the handiwork for a few minutes longer, then Buck jumps and pulls Eddie’s truck keys out of his pocket.

“Ooh, hang on, I forgot the last part. Chris, you up for a trip to the hardware store? Think you can keep me on track?”  

“Sure! Dad, I gotta go make sure Bucky doesn’t get lost.” With that, they’re gone, chasing each other out the new gate and around the house. Buck hears Eddie’s confused shout, and feels his phone vibrate in his pocket. He doesn't have to look at the message to know that Eddie has sent him a long string of question marks, but he and Chris have a mission.

They’re back 45 minutes later, Buck hauling a five-gallon bucket in each hand as he follows Christopher around the back gate. He hears the back door open as he’s taking the plastic sack from Chris and pulling out paint trays and rollers.  

“Alright, what’d we talk about, kiddo?”

“Dad! Buck says I can help paint, but only if you wrap me up in a trash bag first so I don’t get messy!”  

Eddie laughs but leads Chris into the house. They emerge a few minutes later, Chris covered in a trash bag with sloppy holes cut into the bottom for his head and arms. The three of them spend the afternoon painting, and most of the next day too, but when they’re finished, the picket fence is a crisp white, contrasting starkly with the grass around it.

Except the parts of the lawn that got their own coat of white paint, but Buck can’t bring himself to care. The grass will grow, he or Eddie will cut it short and no one will be the wiser. And they’ll still have their backyard, with the white picket fence that he built, for his family.  

He’s pretty sure this sort of thing is the best that his life is ever going to get, that nothing could ever top the feeling of standing here, Eddie’s arm around his waist and Chris leaning against their legs, admiring something they made together.  

Buck grunts as he lifts their toddler out of the bathtub and wraps him in a towel.

“Jeez, you’re getting big, Trey.” He rubs the 4-year-old's hair dry and helps him tie the belt on a tiny camouflage-print bathrobe. “Alright, what’s next?”  

“Brush teeth!” He shrieks with delight and grins at his papa.  

“That’s right, let’s go brush your teeth with Daddy and Chris!” Buck scoops him up, without grunting this time since he can get a better angle to lift from, and carries him down the hallway to the master bathroom. Eddie and Christopher are already standing in front of the mirror, trying to untangle Chris’s curly hair enough that it’s not totally insufferable in the morning.  

He’s 11 now, old enough that he can get most of it on his own, but there’s a patch at the back of his head that’s hard to reach, so Eddie helped him with that while Buck and Trey had a rubber duck war in the bathtub.  

“Daddy! Time to brush teeth!” Trey grabs for the side of Eddie’s pants leg as Buck situates him on the step stool beside the counter. “You can help me?”  

They’ve had Trey for almost two years now, and he’s always been very diplomatic about dividing his attention between Buck and Eddie. If Buck helps make his lunch, Eddie can sit with him while he eats. On the days that Eddie drops him off at preschool, he likes it best when Buck picks him up.

When Buck gives him a bath, Eddie helps brush his teeth.

“I sure can, kiddo. Chris, you’re all good. Get those pearly whites, bud.” He passes a tube of bubblegum-flavored toothpaste to his older son, watches him carefully squeeze a blob of it onto a blue toothbrush with a distinctive red ‘S’ logo on the handle. Christopher hands the tube back and jams the brush into his mouth while Eddie reaches for the smallest toothbrush in the cup.

Buck isn’t sure when it started, but somewhere along the way, all four of them started sharing a bedtime routine. Sure, that’s parenting, but this is a little bit more. The boys have their own bathroom, full of plastic boats and low-hanging towel bars, but still all four of them gather in Buck and Eddie’s bathroom at night to brush their teeth together.

He’s scrubbing across his own teeth as he thinks about it, white minty foam gathering at the corners of his mouth. When he catches Christopher looking at him, he turns his head and growls playfully, baring his teeth.

“No, Bucky! Don’t get me!” Chris’ toothbrush is still in his mouth, so the words are distorted and he sprays pinkish flecks all over the mirror when he cries out.  

Buck laughs, splattering his own toothpaste foam to create some sort of abstract bathroom art that he knows Eddie will wipe away while he sees the boys down to their shared bedroom.  

Trey leans back against Eddie’s hip, tipping his chin and opening his mouth.

“-Eddie, -addy!” He tries to say, without moving his jaw. ‘Ready, daddy!’ they both know it means, and Buck leans forward to spit as Eddie starts brushing carefully through their son’s mouth. He counts the teeth out loud, just like every night, even though the number hasn’t changed since six months after they welcomed him into their home.  

Buck leans back upright, looking at his family in the mirror as he reaches around Chris to take a paper cup from the dispenser he brought with him when he moved in. He fills it with water, freezing when he sees the design on the side.

The water flows over the top of the cup, down his hand, and it’s enough to shake him from his stupor. It shouldn’t have surprised him; he’s the one who’d purchased the box of planet-themed bath cups, remembering how excited Christopher had been to be able to recite all nine planets in order. He's staring down at a smiling planet, Mars, according to the reddish label beside it.  

Even if it were a surprise, there’s no reason that a Mars cup should stop him in his tracks like this. But he’s suddenly thinking of a different day, a different paper cup in a different bathroom. That cup was blue, plain blue, and he’d stood alone in the bathroom.  

He remembers every detail, the sting of the aftershave and the way the mouthwash tingled against his gums. And he remembers everything that came after, too, right up to Eddie kissing him against his front door. He’d gone inside that night and imagined a future with Eddie and Christopher. But never, not even in his most elaborate fantasies had he dreamed of having all of this.  

This is the most in love Buck has ever been, standing here in the bathroom with his family, watching Eddie hold a light-up toothbrush in one hand and a Jupiter cup in the other. He’s helping Trey spit into the sink – not onto the counter – and Buck feels his heart swell at the simple routine of it all. He puts his own toothbrush back into the cup and thanks his lucky stars for every moment like this, every night he gets to be a part of this. Every time life has caught him by surprise, every day that was better than the one before it, even when he hadn’t thought that would be possible.  

There are four toothbrushes on his counter, three people at the center of his world, and he thinks it again, this is the best moment I’ve had in my life.  

Because love, he’s come to learn, isn’t found in any of the obvious places to look.

Love starts with a toothbrush.

[inkribbon796]

The Mouse and the Mantis

Summary: Chase has been making a new friend, which everyone thinks is a pretty good idea since Chase needs more personal friends. Unfortunately that friend is Damien, and Chase isn’t known for his good decisions.

In the Mayor’s office, Chase and the Mayor were talking. Chase had slowly been making a habit of coming over to check on the Mayor but these days he’d made a habit of lingering in his office just to talk. Sometimes the visits lasted for five minutes, other times they carried on for about a half-hour.

Their topic of conversation had moved to Chase’s weapons. Since Chase dealt more with civilians than he did with dangerous supervillains, Damien had been curious about how he conducted his superhero work against much more vulnerable and human civilians.

Damien was looking at one of Chase’s rifles while he sat at his desk, it was a modified NERF gun. He turned it over in his hands for examination, “It’s made of plastic.”

“Yeah,” Chase rubbed the back of his neck. “I don’t wanna kill people. Jackie helped me turn it inta somethin’ that fires more than foam. It’s gotten a couple upgrades an’ replacements over the years.”

“I always thought you were just modifying your weapons in a basement,” Damien commented. “I suppose I was partially correct.”

“Well, yah know, ye can get older but yah don’t have ta grow up,” Chase chuckled.

Damien let a little laughing sigh, “I suppose. Egoton never has been a safe place for people like you, hopefully it can be like that again.”

“Least people aren’t as afraid ‘a the League as they used ta be, so there’s that,” Chase shrugged. “I know Althone’s gotten safer.”

“I hope so,” Damien passed the gun back, the NERF rifle was now covertly missing one of its hard rubber rounds.

“Yah ever shoot a gun b’fore?” Chase asked curiously, attaching it to his back.

“When I was a child my father would take my sister and I hunting,” Damien answered, glancing back at Chase. “I never took to it, didn’t like the noise much. Celine, however, was a natural.”

“Really?” Chase asked.

“Oh yeah,” Damien chuckled. “If our father hadn’t been such a controlling, old fashioned asshole, I would have been written out of his will entirely.”

“That’s rough,” Chase commented uncomfortably. “Bet that makes reunions awkward.”

“Besides my sister I don’t see any of my family anymore,” Damien commented, his tone curt and a bit aggressive.

“Uh, so,” Chase faltered, sensing he was trending on uncomfortable territory, and trying to change the subject. “Can yah do any magic?”

“Parlour tricks really,” Damien waived his head dismissively. “Nothing really big or impressive.”

“Like card tricks?” Chase gasped, clearly excited. “I love those.”

“I’m a little rusty,” Damien shrugged. Dark reached into his bottom drawer, ripping open a small hole in the Void and pulled out a deck of cards from the Manor’s game closet. He quickly closed the tear again before Chase could even lean up to look over the top of the desk.

Damien shut the drawer with his leg as he adjusted his chair. Tossing the deck over to Chase, Damien asked, “Check if it’s a full deck, my boyfriend may have gotten his hands on it and cards always disappear when he shuffles.”

“How’s he doin’?” Chase asked, checking the deck.

“Eccentric as always,” Damien groaned. “He tried to use the oven to make toast, which might have gone well if he hadn’t walked away and let it turn into a blob of charcoal.”

“Yikes,” Chase coughed, his hands stalled while he was shuffling the deck. “So yeh the one who cooks then?”

“I would, except I have no sense of taste, so I don’t know what tastes good or not, I mostly go by texture.”

“That sucks, when did that happen?” Chase passed the deck back. “Yer missing the Jokers.”

“I’ll just add my boyfriend’s pictures to the deck,” Damien jokes. “That should be enough.”

Chase chuckled, hopping his chair closer to the desk, “So show me some card tricks, come on, Marv says they’re not really magic but I think that’s because he can’t do them.”

“Well don’t expect anything big, like I said, I’m rusty,” Damien warned.

Chase was almost leaned onto the desk, his knees brushing the side of the desk he was facing. “It’s better than anything I could do.”

Damien gave a small smile, “Well there’s two types of card tricks, the kind without magic that anyone can learn.”

He shook the deck, and the queen of spades became the ace of diamonds once he tapped it on the desk. “And then there are the tricks that require a bit more delicacy.”

“Wow,” Chase gasped and reached out to take the card. He turned it over. “That’s cool.”

Damien shuffled the deck, taking the ace back and dealing five cards to Chase. “Alright, Average, look at your cards, pick one and then shuffle them back in the deck.”

Chase did as he was asked, then passed the deck back to Damien. The Mayor paused, running his thumb along a side of the deck before turning the whole deck over and tossing it onto the desk. Every single card had been turned into the three of hearts.

Damien cocked his eyebrow and Chase’s eyes got huge. “Why does Marv hate these, that was amazing?”

“Like I said, Celine was always better at magic, what I can do is limited card tricks, anyone could learn these,” Damien dismisses.

“Could yah teach me?” Chase pleaded.

Damien looked over to his desk calendar, “Well . . . I get out a little earlier on Sundays. You could swing by the office every night for a half-hour and I can see what I can do. Mayhaps then?”

“I would love ta,” Chase jumped up excitedly, missing the small, sharp smirk on Damien’s mouth, pulling out his phone. “Maybe . . . Shite! I’m late.”

“Oh, I’m sorry if I kept you,” Damien apologized, checking his own watch.

“Nah, I came in distracting you first, see yah on Wednesday,” Chase stood up. “Have a nice day, best of luck with the boyfriend.”

“Stay safe out there, Average,” Damien said. “It’s a dark, scary world out there.”

  Chase stayed still with his hand on the door, his teeth pulling at his chapped lips. “Brody.”

“What?” Every part of Dark froze, he’d known Chase’s real name for almost five years now, but didn’t think the hero would be so foolish as to just say it out loud to someone who Chase had just met barely a year ago. The only reason he’d never done anything with it was because Anti had beaten him to that option long ago.

Chase Brody the person was self destructive, burning more bridges than Dark could believe. Making poor choices in his personal life that astounded Dark, but as a hero . . . Well Damien was impressed.

“It’s Chase Brody,” Chase admitted. “I figured since I’ll be comin’ over a lot and yah’ve been workin’ super hard with the Coalition that if I could trust anyone it’d be you.”

“I’ll protect it with my life,” Damien promised, not feeling guilty in the slightest. You idiot!

“I’ll get out of yer hair,” Chase said. “See yah Sunday.”

“See you around,” Dark promised.

Chase left and Dark was able to hold Damien’s form for a couple more minutes before it broke back into Dark. On either side of the Entity was a blue and a red perfect replica of himself. Dark and the red echo looked over at the blue copy. He was looking at the door with a happy smile.

“You got lucky he’s a complete idiot,” Dark told him. “If this turns out to be a waste of time, I’m holding you responsible.”

The blue echo shot Dark a glare, emotions bouncing between the three of them.

“Vulgar bastard,” Dark scoffed at the blue echo, dissipating the two of them. “Do your job for once.”

Dark drew a deep breath and pulling some of the power from the Void into himself, Dark turned back into Damien and rolled his shoulders, trying to look like he was still human and not the humming amalgamation he usually was.

Getting back to work, Dark felt a sense of pride as he worked through whatever inane rambling the city was trying to focus on.

[tysonrunningfox]

Snotlout for the character ask thing and 54. for Snotstrid if you feel up to it??? That would be hella neat

Anon, I am personally offended because this kiss ask has made me want a whole 50k snotstrid hockey player au where they save the damn rink and I hate you for it.  Just...take your kiss drabble and suffer with me.  What the hell.  Who are these people.  Why do I know they’re meant to be?  I hate it.  (I don’t) 

Astridalmost doesn’t stop when she sees Snotlout’s silhouette in the mostly darklocker room, staring at the closed door to the rink.  She’s late and asmuch as they’ve been training together lately, it’s not like they’refriends.  It’s not her problem that he looks so dejected right before thebiggest game of the season.  A game that, admittedly, won’t be very interestingwithout him playing in it. 

That’swhy she stops, she doesn’t want to sit through a mediocre game where Berkloses, again. 

Hershoe squeaks when she leans on the locker room door jamb, arms crossed, and sheraises an amused eyebrow when Snotlout jumps, dropping his stick and glaring ather like it’s her fault he has butterfingers. 

“Thisis the men’s locker room,” he points at the sign on the door near her head

“I’maware.” 

“Soyou’re trying to catch me changing?”  His usually infuriating smirk fallsflat but Astrid rolls her eyes anyway, letting him think he got to her. 

“Youcaught me,” she deadpans, and usually that would lead to him tossing his jerseyat her or something, but not now.  She was right about dejected and upclose, it’s more like defeated, his shoulders slumping again as he looksbetween her and the closed door, like she’s blocking an escape he was thinkingabout using.  She doesn’t like that, he’s not someone who escapesthings.  “Shouldn’t you be out there?” 

“Shutup, Astrid.”  He means it more than normal, fists clenching andunclenching at his sides, new gloves squeaking quietly as the announcer startstalking in garbled static that ignites a muffled wave of cheers.  Snotloutgrowls in his throat, whipping off a glove and throwing it against the locker. “My dad’s out there, ok?” 

“Notsure why you’re asking my permission—”

“I’mserious,” he cuts her off with a glare, thick eyebrows almost succeeding inhiding an uncomfortably obvious vulnerability in his eyes.  “He nevercomes, he’s only here because we’ve been winning.” 

Astriddoesn’t get that.  Her uncle is at all of her games no matter what, healways was, even before he bought the rink where they take place.  Thatand well, it humanizes Snotlout a little bit, maybe he brags so much becausehis dad only listens if he has something to brag about. 

Ormaybe he brags so much because he’s irritating and full of himself, butsomething about the guarded way he’s looking at her makes her think it’s notthe time to voice that theory. 

“Look,this isn’t easy for me to say,” Astrid starts, taking a cautious step into thelocker room and looking around to make sure no one else is seeing her in themen’s locker room, “but the reason your team has been winning is largelybecause you’ve been playing really well.” 

“Iknow, I’ve been awesome,” he throws his hands up, “but now my dad is here andif I’m not awesome today—”

“Don’tthink about that, just play like you have been in practice.” 

“Easyfor you to say, you’re always great,” he says it like an insult and she pauses,a little more flattered than she should be. 

“Justto clarify before I take that as a compliment, you mean at hockey,right?”  A strange giddy bubble rises in Astrid’s chest when he shrugs,patchy blush blooming low on his cheeks. 

“Duh,Astrid, what else would I be talking about?” 

Thecrowd on the other side of the door cheers again and music starts up, ruiningthe moment.  No, not a moment. They aren’t having a moment.  That’scrazy.  She’s just trying to get him out of his head and onto theice.  For Berk. 

“Stoparguing with me and get out there,” she points at the door and Snotloutswallows hard.  “Just like in practice.”  It doesn’t seem to inspirehis confidence and Astrid steps up to him, clapping her hands down on hisshoulders hard enough for him to feel it through his pads.  “That’s whenyou’re supposed to tell me you’ll be better than in practice, come on. Where’s that Jorgenson arrogance, huh?” 

“Ijust told you my dad’s here to watch.” 

“Icould shake you.” Astrid tries, his jersey sliding over his pads under thepalms of her hands.  He doesn’t move much, just like he doesn’t move muchwhen she hits him.  “You’ve got to get out of your head.” 

Shedoesn’t know when this became her problem or why his pale silence is botheringher so much.  An hour ago, if someone had told her they could makeSnotlout stop bragging about himself, she would have asked how much it wouldcost, but in practice, it unnerves her.  He looks too much like a boy insteadof an adversary.  The clammy sweat at his hairline is too relatable andshe doesn’t quite believe herself that he’s just trying to piss her off whenhis eyes trace over her face with a little too much focus. 

Itmakes her feel weird about touching him even though he can’t feel her handsthrough foam and plastic.  Maybe she feels weirder that he can’t feel her,even as her palms start to feel hot and prickly and her fingers curl over hisshoulders.  They’re the same height when he’s in skates and she’s not andit adds to the surrealism of the moment.

Sheshould hit him.  A good hit would knockhim out of this, probably.  Againstsomething hard, preferably, he’s so dense. Literally.  She’s going to have toput her weight into it.  

Theirony in shoving Snotlout against his locker doesn’t escape Astrid’s notice,considering she first approached him six months ago to berate him for shovingsomeone into a locker.  Later, she learned it was Gustavand that he kind of deserved it, but she’s still glad she stepped in beforeSnotlout could be actively self-congratulatory about it. 

In away, it’s ironic that she’s spent so much time the last six months stepping inwhenever he thought too highly of himself and now she’s the one trying to givehim a reason to be smug. 

Shewouldn’t say that she decides to kiss him so much as she decides to shock him,to startle him out of whatever pre-game slump that has him thinking likethis.  It’s the last thing he’d ever expect, all joking aside.  Kissing him is just a practical way to do it,especially since it should re-inflate his ego at the same time.  But shedoesn’t plan for how soft and warm his mouth is or how he groans in somecombination of surprise and pain when his head bangs against thelocker.  

Hisgloved hand lands heavy on her hip, pulling her closer, and she lets him, mouthworking too quick and too rough against his.  It's an argument, it's a peptalk.  The song in the rink changes tothe anthem and Astrid doesn't have time to make sense of how little she wantsto stop so she nips his lower lip and pulls back.  

"Ok,it's go time, come on," she straightens the shoulder seams of his jersey andshoves his helmet into his hands.  “You’regoing to miss the drop.”  

“The drop?”he frowns, dazed and not at all the smug bucket of walking ego she wasexpecting.   Maybe she overdid it.  If he doesn’t snap out of it soon, she’ll hithim.  Maybe she should have led with that

Shepicks his stick up from the floor and he snaps out of whatever fugue state her kissknocked him into, snatching the handle from her and shaking his head.  

“Nexttime play peeping Tina after the game, Astrid.” He stumbles, forgetting his skates and catching himself on the doorknobas he wrenches it open, last notes of the anthem blaring into the lockerroom.  “I’m so fucking late—”

“Thenstop bitching at me and go.”  

“That’swhat I’m doing, if you’ll stop nagging—”  The door shutting behind him cuts off the restof whatever he was saying.  Not that itmatters, she’s heard about what a nag he thinks she is at least a few hundredtimes, there’s no reason it’d be a different speech.  

Herphone starts ringing and she checks it to see three texts from her uncle,asking where she is.  She wipes her mouthon the back of her hand, even though it doesn’t matter, even though nothinghappened and even if anyone noticed they couldn’t see it.  

[pearsonclaire1995]

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[stuccohq]

The Benefits of Using Stucco

The Benefits of Using Stucco

Written by Albert Carrillo for Walls & Ceilings Magazine.

Back in the early ’80s, I was cutting my teeth in the stucco industry. It was in Tucson, Ariz., where stucco was king; EIFS, the relative newcomer, a close second. Back then, it was the cladding du jour, the go-to for all the buildings. A building could be made “distinct” by adding pop-outs, lots of pop-outs. It was no “walk in the park” working the walls, but in retrospect it was a very profitable and rewarding career. It was because of my choice to be a plasterer that I am where I am today.

In my storied career, I have seen building cladding fads come and go: glass, metal, wood, brick, all gaining momentum but eventually, the tide turned back to stucco and EIFS. Today, we are seeing an increase in the selection of engineered metal and glass facades and a more aggressive decline in the selection of stucco. I still believe stucco remains one of the most affordable and versatile claddings for all types of construction. After all, with its versatility and affordable cost (compared to other engineered claddings) and our current construction uptick, one would think the plastering trade would be prospering, growing and attracting the multitudes. It is my opinion that this is not the case and in reality, stucco is just maintaining a status quo. So, it begs the question why?

Is Weather the Culprit?

Now, I must admit that in the southwest, for six to eight months, the hotbox summertime takes a toll on the body and minds of our plasterers. It is just plain difficult to apply stucco in extremely hot temperatures. One must have experience dancing in the devil’s heat to ensure a good stucco cladding application. In fact, all through the Sunbelt states—where stucco is very popular—this hot-boxing effect exists. (Same dance with some humidity variations; taxing the bodies of the applicators; challenging their abilities to apply stucco.) But, I don’t think excessive heat is the reason for stucco just maintaining a status quo.

And what about the other side of the thermal coin, such as the states north of the Mason-Dixon line, where temperatures are mostly shivering cold? Back in the ’80s and ’90s, I was surprised to see stucco gaining popularity in these areas. Skilled craftsmen and women rallied behind the cladding and helped to grow the stucco market albeit for very short application seasons. I suppose that just like anywhere else, it was aesthetically popular and versatile, ergo desired. But similar to the Sunbelt states, stucco is not taking the leaps in preference it once did. No, I don’t believe the cold is the reason for stucco just maintaining the status quo.

From Northern California to the Canadian border, stucco has been a very popular cladding choice. It was successfully installed for years in this rainy, mostly always-moist, environment. Here, the art of tenting a building was perfected so stucco could be installed during the rains. Some really hot wet weather and cold wet weather added challenges to the wroughting of the cement cladding. Nevertheless, not the reason for stucco just maintaining a status quo.

Wet cement is a very burdensome product to manipulate. It contains heavy elements like sand, cement, and water that when combined, place a heavy load on the applicators. Despite this heavy load, a skilled plasterer makes application look as easy as putting on a pair of pants. They have mastered the ability to move this heavy, wet, plastic mix that would rather splash to the ground from a mixer to a relatively flat surface, than the exterior walls. I have many (old) friends suffering from joint pain and overall body aches from slinging the mud. It is just plain old hard work being a plasterer. Still, even this is not the reason for stucco just maintaining a status quo.

Stick to the Stuff You Know

If I were to focus on a “best reason why” our plastering trade is just maintaining a status quo, I would place the spotlight on the constant downward pressure developers, and builders, are placing on the trade. The price to apply a square yard of plaster has not increased comparatively, in relation to the current economies of construction. In the stucco heyday, the builders reviewed bids to select the most competent, not just take the lowest bid.

Today, the “lowest-bid-gets-the-job” selection process places undeserving stress on stucco contractors to just come out of the gate cheap. Interestingly enough, the buildings aren’t getting cheaper to build and surely don’t have a cheaper sales price reflecting the cheaper application price spiral. Following in the downward whirlpool are the wages a man or woman earns to sling mud. And shoveled into the mix is the willingness for survival (I’m sure) of the manufacturers and material suppliers to keep lowering their prices. For the labor burden put on an applicator, cheaper is not better. So, the inquiring minds, the thinkers, the best-of-the-best wander to greener pastures or retirement. Their knowledge is passed on by those left, not through a formal training but rather by word of mouth. Remember the Gorilla story?

I believe in our current environment there are increasingly unfounded perceptions that stucco is a troublesome cladding. It is not the applicators, because heck, anyone can apply stucco, moreover the perception is directed at the actual stucco cladding. Therein lies a real danger. More and more we are seeing enhanced stucco assemblies, engineered with double-sheathed foam sandwiches over vapor impermeable building wraps with high-performance drainage cavity components and product additives to supposedly eliminate labor steps. Yeesh, can we just stop the madness?

Just like a soupy stucco mix, a watered-down version of skilled craftsmen and the knowledge they carry, lends to weak stucco. This is the chink in the armor that allows stucco “issues” to become more prevalent. I saw a great T-shirt that had printed on the back: “Skilled Labor isn’t Cheap and Cheap Labor isn’t Skilled.” What a very simple premise, an understanding of the very basics of quality construction. Unlike products like computers, automobiles and high-tech gadgets, plaster application cannot be improved solely by advanced product technology.

Quality stucco claddings still rely on a blend of the toils of the body and application knowledge. I believe if we can reestablish a truly trained and knowledgeable workforce, we have the courage to provide service at a fair price, we provide plasterers a living wage and if the crick doesn’t rise, then, we can grow our plaster trade.

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5 Best Foam Roller for Runners Review [TESTED September 2017]

Ever finish a tough workout and think to yourself, “I wish I could afford a nice massage” because your muscles before or after running feel like they are detaching from the rest of your body?

Not many people have the time or money for that kind of luxury. In fact, most people barely have the time and luxury to actually workout, let alone more time afterwards to try and feel like a whole human again after pushing your body passed its limits.

Luckily for you, the foam roller exists. This piece of equipment helps your muscles, not just after the workout, but before.

Read on to find the best foam roller for runners out more about this new addition you should add to your routine.

Top Rated Foam Rollers

Product Feature       Trigger Point Performance The Grid Revolutionary Foam Roller 26-Inch long ,diameter of 5.75-Inch; weighs 3.25 lbs       OPTP Pro-Roller Soft Pink Marble “Softer, perfect for gentle self-massage, exercise and  relaxation techniques”       Black High Density Foam Rollers - Extra Firm Extra Firm       ProSource Ultra Deluxe Revolutionary Sports Medicine Roller 13" long by 5.5" in diameter.       j/fit Super High Density 18-Inch Length x 6-Inch Diameter High density roller with molded edges      

Review

Black High Density Extra Firm

One of he most basic exercise rollers but it delivers. This can be ordered in various lengths and half or full rolls. It’s made of a molded polyethylene material. It is higher density material equipment and is only really recommended for people with experience.

One benefit to this version is the ability to remove higher levels of muscle tension that people get from jobs that keep them in a desk for hours. B

ecause it is made of high density materials, this equipment can retain its shape for longer than many other brands and maintains its firmness.

This version gets high points for the ability to get deep into the tissues for a good massage making it the best foam roller for back. It also is very lightweight, but do not let that fool you.

It’s still a mostly durable product. However as it’s a lower priced version, it does come with its flaws. The material is similar to Styrofoam and can easily flake off, which is both undesirable and can cause a safety issue if there are young children or dogs around. At that price, you can’t expect perfection. Overall though, this product does come highly recommended because of its retention of firmness and the low cost.

Trigger Point Performance The Grid Revolutionary Roller

A top selling item among items in our foam roller reviews. This type comes in 5, 13, and 26 inch lengths.

The material used to make this with is durable EVA materials and has a hollow core, which makes it more lightweight than other varieties, which makes this a great option for beginners.

The company gives you a 1 year warranty and comes recommended by professionals. It’s the most expensive version on the list, but you will find that it’s worth the price.

The massage your receive using this is said to be incredible and comes highly recommended by everyone that used it, even for the hardest of muscle tension. The lightweight feel of this product makes it great for travelling.

The material also provides for good durability, but again, you are paying for the quality of materials used. Some complaints about this product include the quality of construction.

There have been complains that the product has split at its seams, creating two half rolls instead of one complete piece. The other complaint about this one involves the price. It’s said that you can find other rollers for a lesser price, but you get what you pay for. This brand provides a durable and versatile option.

ProSource Ultra Deluxe Revolutionary Sports Medicine Roller

This is a textured 13 inch piece of gear. It’s lightweight and perfect for travelling. The textured grooves on this brand’s version make it perfect for deep tissue massaging. It has very firm foam covering a firm PVC pipe.

This comes recommended for use after a workout, or for people with muscle pains in their daily life. It is also our pick for best foam roller for runners (amazon is the cheapest to buy as of time of this review). It is also works great for shin splints or if you are having a runners knee (make sure you do right rolling - internet is your friend here)

It works the muscles nicely, giving a loose and relaxing feeling without the pain you can get with some of the similar equipment. Its size makes it not only great for your back, but for other muscles in your body. This does not come without some serious complaints to consider.

There are some negatives to consider when looking at exercise roller reviews. The biggest complaint people have with this version has to do with the PVC pipe in the center of the equipment.

It has often cracked through from side to side, making the product unusable. Other people have complained of an intensely overpowering plastic smell coming from this brand’s version, but it does go away after a while.

Some have complained that the material used to make it was not as firm as other types. Also, keep in mind it only comes in 13 inch variety. Most people prefer a longer piece of equipment, and did not pay attention to the size it’s available in.

OPTP Soft Pro – 36″ x 6″

OPTP is a unique entry in our roller reviews. This piece of equipment only comes in the 36 inch length. It’s made with softer foam than other brands, so it is a good option for beginners.

It can be easily cleaned after each usage. It’s well liked by users as it provides a more relaxing massage than other varieties of this equipment. It’s said to feel like it was constructed to have softer foam covering very firm foam, so you get the benefits of a very firm roller but the comforts of a lower density version.

It comes highly recommended for people who need to do MELT routines.

This is a great one for massage and relaxation, but it is not recommended for exercise use. It does not hold up to the standards needed for such exercises as Pilates. Its softer material makes balance and core exercises very difficult. Another frequent complaint is that it easily bends, and can be a problem with its effectiveness. This one is overall, well recommended by its users.

 j/fit Super High Density

j/Fit rollers are one  of the most versatile options in our roller reviews. This is a high density, molded product that comes in 12, 18, and 36 inch lengths. It has a firm material, and ideal for exercises.

It also is excellent for those with deep tissue needs, as this equipment is very firm. Because of the high density foam, this product receives excellent marks in durability.

This version really gets into the muscles and people happily report how it relieves many aches and stiffness that athletes, people who work out daily and average people with pains alike.

This equipment is not recommended for the beginner or people with weaker muscle tone, as the firmness can cause a lot of discomfort or pain. When you choose a longer length, be aware that travelling with this gear is not ideal.

One of the major complains about this equipment is the material used from. They say it looks like it’s made from a hard Styrofoam that looks like it can be broken at any given moment, and sometimes does flake.

Another common complaint seems to come from the 12 and 18 inch length rollers. Many complaints say that these shorter versions look like they took a 36 inch and cut it down without softening the edges. The positive news is that you sometimes get the vendor to respond to the negative reviews in a helpful manner.

Why You Should Have One in Your Life

I know I am not the only one that often forgets that you are supposed to warm up before any workout. Warming up and cooling down from your workouts are just as important as the workouts themselves, and using one of these pieces of equipment can help you warm up your muscles before exercise. So why should you use one?

There are many reasons why you need to own one. One reason is that using it can help break down certain tissues and increases your flexibility and mobility.

Using this product before working out can help warm up the muscles and increase self-awareness. When you use one after working out, it can give the same benefits as a deep tissue massage. It can also help you relieve muscle tension. Another great usage is that it helps improve your core, which also helps your posture.

All of these uses are great, but what does it all mean in the long term? The biggest reason for owning one is that it can help reduce injury with continuous use.

The other purpose for long term is that you will notice a shorter recovery time. Why is that the case? This type of equipment can increase blood flow to the muscles and helps to activate them. Increased blood flow is important because this is how the oxygen and nutrients get to your muscles. Imagine how this will make you feel in the long run.

Your Choices

There are a few different varieties of this gear out there. They come in different sizes, textures, and materials. I will get into more detail about each later on.

There are muscle roller stick for runners, which are portable and best used for leg muscles. These varieties are commonly used by runners for their focus on the legs. High density with a smooth texture are the most popular variety of this equipment currently, and the most recognizable. Finally, you have the high density textured rollers.

These are very similar to the smooth version, but used more for reducing pain. Those are just the most common varieties; there are more choices that you can choose from outside of these 3 options.

The stick rollers are small, and the most portable of your options. Not only is this variety fantastic for your legs, the shaping of it can help you get into areas like your hip flexors that the other options have a difficult time getting into because of their size.

Unlike the other types, this one requires you to use your arms to roll on your body. The fact that you do not use your entire body on it makes it less effective.

Also it is not as durable as the other types, so it is not recommended that you lie on it. Be wary which stick roller you buy, because there is a difference in quality that makes it not worth having one because you are not getting the full benefits of foam rolling.

High density, smooth surface versions are the standard today. This is a recommended variety of this gear for beginners because they are not as expensive as other types.

These are used for your entire body, so you would lay your body on it and roll it along your muscles. They come in various sizes, depending on need and body part that you are using it on. The longer varieties are more for the larger muscle groups, but the smaller ball size varieties are perfect for smaller areas, like your gluts.

Then you have the high density, textured varieties of this exercise gear. These are the most expensive varieties. The textured surface of this type is perfect for replicating a deep tissue massage, which the other varieties cannot achieve. The downside to this variety is that some types of textures are very hard on the muscles and can cause pain. This can be bad because it defeats the purpose of having one to improve yourself if it hurts too much to use the product.

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Selecting the Top Roller for You

Like when you buy any product, the most important question you should ask yourself is “what do I need this product for?” How you answer this can help you decide the best equipment type for your lifestyle and needs.

Because they come in so many different varieties you need to select the best one based on fitness level, purpose of usage, and body weight. Failing to choose the right one can result in injury and not improve how you feel after using one.

This is important. No matter which type of gear you use, it is important that you get a high density material that is non-slip. You can go to your local gym or sporting goods store and try out different types before you take the plunge.

As I said earlier, the intended usage of this equipment will be the best indicator on what type you should purchase. Are you trying to improve your core?

Do you just want the massage after a workout? For instance, a half roll can be used to stand on to help improve your core and balance. A half roll is also a great recommendation for those with weaker muscle tone, as it balances on its own and requires less muscle strain to use. A full, textured roll is more ideal for massaging needs.

The amount that it will be used is also a factor when choosing your particular piece of equipment. A more expensive, higher quality material is ideal for everyday usage.

This gear can come in a variety of firmness. This is based on your familiarity with the product. If you are searching for the best foam roller for beginner, you are looking for lower density foam made of polyethylene.

The lower the density the more movement that is allowed between the muscles which is important for the beginner, because this means it will be less painful than the other types of roller while you are starting out.

The EVA material varieties are the next step up. EVA is for better core improvement and better massaging effect than the polyethylene varieties. The highest density, black variety is only recommended for the experienced user. The higher density the material, the more firm version is. This provides a harder pressure when used for massaging purposes.

You also need to consider how often you are using this product. If it will be used frequently, you will want to use the black variety of roller because the high density of the material on this product makes it the most durable product.

The other varieties of this equipment are less durable, which means they warp over time. If you need to get an EVA or polyethylene variety, make sure you get one that does not warp as easily as others because these will warp easily over time. Certain brands have a “no-warp” guarantee, so look for those when purchasing your lower density roller.

The final two considerations are budget and size of the equipment. You will want to do your research to get the best quality for your money. This usually means that the lower the density, the less expensive the product. Like I stated earlier, you can try out the different varieties which can help you chose the right one within your budget.

Another consideration is the size of the equipment. Usually all types have the same diameter, so you are going to be concerned with the length. Longer ones are better for your back for proper alignment and helping your balance.

The shorter ones are better used for the other parts of your body, so usage is very important when picking your roller’s size.

Best Foam roller exercises

Hamstrings Roll

Glutes Roll

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Time to Decide

I have given you all the tools you will need to find out if this exercise gear is right for what your needs are, and what type you should invest in. Remember, you can try out the varieties at local sporting goods stores or your local gyms.

The benefits are many, and if you are on the fence about trying one you should take the plunge.

These can improve your capabilities working out and improve your recovery time. It will be worth the investment to improve your health.

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5 Best Foam Roller for Runners Review [TESTED September 2017]

Ever finish a tough workout and think to yourself, “I wish I could afford a nice massage” because your muscles before or after running feel like they are detaching from the rest of your body?

Not many people have the time or money for that kind of luxury. In fact, most people barely have the time and luxury to actually workout, let alone more time afterwards to try and feel like a whole human again after pushing your body passed its limits.

Luckily for you, the foam roller exists. This piece of equipment helps your muscles, not just after the workout, but before.

Read on to find the best foam roller for runners out more about this new addition you should add to your routine.

Top Rated Foam Rollers

Product Feature       Trigger Point Performance The Grid Revolutionary Foam Roller 26-Inch long ,diameter of 5.75-Inch; weighs 3.25 lbs       OPTP Pro-Roller Soft Pink Marble “Softer, perfect for gentle self-massage, exercise and  relaxation techniques”       Black High Density Foam Rollers – Extra Firm Extra Firm       ProSource Ultra Deluxe Revolutionary Sports Medicine Roller 13″ long by 5.5″ in diameter.       j/fit Super High Density 18-Inch Length x 6-Inch Diameter High density roller with molded edges      

Review

Black High Density Extra Firm

One of he most basic exercise rollers but it delivers. This can be ordered in various lengths and half or full rolls. It’s made of a molded polyethylene material. It is higher density material equipment and is only really recommended for people with experience.

One benefit to this version is the ability to remove higher levels of muscle tension that people get from jobs that keep them in a desk for hours. B

ecause it is made of high density materials, this equipment can retain its shape for longer than many other brands and maintains its firmness.

This version gets high points for the ability to get deep into the tissues for a good massage making it the best foam roller for back. It also is very lightweight, but do not let that fool you.

It’s still a mostly durable product. However as it’s a lower priced version, it does come with its flaws. The material is similar to Styrofoam and can easily flake off, which is both undesirable and can cause a safety issue if there are young children or dogs around. At that price, you can’t expect perfection. Overall though, this product does come highly recommended because of its retention of firmness and the low cost.

Trigger Point Performance The Grid Revolutionary Roller

A top selling item among items in our foam roller reviews. This type comes in 5, 13, and 26 inch lengths.

The material used to make this with is durable EVA materials and has a hollow core, which makes it more lightweight than other varieties, which makes this a great option for beginners.

The company gives you a 1 year warranty and comes recommended by professionals. It’s the most expensive version on the list, but you will find that it’s worth the price.

The massage your receive using this is said to be incredible and comes highly recommended by everyone that used it, even for the hardest of muscle tension. The lightweight feel of this product makes it great for travelling.

The material also provides for good durability, but again, you are paying for the quality of materials used. Some complaints about this product include the quality of construction.

There have been complains that the product has split at its seams, creating two half rolls instead of one complete piece. The other complaint about this one involves the price. It’s said that you can find other rollers for a lesser price, but you get what you pay for. This brand provides a durable and versatile option.

ProSource Ultra Deluxe Revolutionary Sports Medicine Roller

This is a textured 13 inch piece of gear. It’s lightweight and perfect for travelling. The textured grooves on this brand’s version make it perfect for deep tissue massaging. It has very firm foam covering a firm PVC pipe.

This comes recommended for use after a workout, or for people with muscle pains in their daily life. It is also our pick for best foam roller for runners (amazon is the cheapest to buy as of time of this review). It is also works great for shin splints or if you are having a runners knee (make sure you do right rolling – internet is your friend here)

It works the muscles nicely, giving a loose and relaxing feeling without the pain you can get with some of the similar equipment. Its size makes it not only great for your back, but for other muscles in your body. This does not come without some serious complaints to consider.

There are some negatives to consider when looking at exercise roller reviews. The biggest complaint people have with this version has to do with the PVC pipe in the center of the equipment.

It has often cracked through from side to side, making the product unusable. Other people have complained of an intensely overpowering plastic smell coming from this brand’s version, but it does go away after a while.

Some have complained that the material used to make it was not as firm as other types. Also, keep in mind it only comes in 13 inch variety. Most people prefer a longer piece of equipment, and did not pay attention to the size it’s available in.

OPTP Soft Pro – 36″ x 6″

OPTP is a unique entry in our roller reviews. This piece of equipment only comes in the 36 inch length. It’s made with softer foam than other brands, so it is a good option for beginners.

It can be easily cleaned after each usage. It’s well liked by users as it provides a more relaxing massage than other varieties of this equipment. It’s said to feel like it was constructed to have softer foam covering very firm foam, so you get the benefits of a very firm roller but the comforts of a lower density version.

It comes highly recommended for people who need to do MELT routines.

This is a great one for massage and relaxation, but it is not recommended for exercise use. It does not hold up to the standards needed for such exercises as Pilates. Its softer material makes balance and core exercises very difficult. Another frequent complaint is that it easily bends, and can be a problem with its effectiveness. This one is overall, well recommended by its users.

 j/fit Super High Density

j/Fit rollers are one  of the most versatile options in our roller reviews. This is a high density, molded product that comes in 12, 18, and 36 inch lengths. It has a firm material, and ideal for exercises.

It also is excellent for those with deep tissue needs, as this equipment is very firm. Because of the high density foam, this product receives excellent marks in durability.

This version really gets into the muscles and people happily report how it relieves many aches and stiffness that athletes, people who work out daily and average people with pains alike.

This equipment is not recommended for the beginner or people with weaker muscle tone, as the firmness can cause a lot of discomfort or pain. When you choose a longer length, be aware that travelling with this gear is not ideal.

One of the major complains about this equipment is the material used from. They say it looks like it’s made from a hard Styrofoam that looks like it can be broken at any given moment, and sometimes does flake.

Another common complaint seems to come from the 12 and 18 inch length rollers. Many complaints say that these shorter versions look like they took a 36 inch and cut it down without softening the edges. The positive news is that you sometimes get the vendor to respond to the negative reviews in a helpful manner.

Why You Should Have One in Your Life

I know I am not the only one that often forgets that you are supposed to warm up before any workout. Warming up and cooling down from your workouts are just as important as the workouts themselves, and using one of these pieces of equipment can help you warm up your muscles before exercise. So why should you use one?

There are many reasons why you need to own one. One reason is that using it can help break down certain tissues and increases your flexibility and mobility.

Using this product before working out can help warm up the muscles and increase self-awareness. When you use one after working out, it can give the same benefits as a deep tissue massage. It can also help you relieve muscle tension. Another great usage is that it helps improve your core, which also helps your posture.

All of these uses are great, but what does it all mean in the long term? The biggest reason for owning one is that it can help reduce injury with continuous use.

The other purpose for long term is that you will notice a shorter recovery time. Why is that the case? This type of equipment can increase blood flow to the muscles and helps to activate them. Increased blood flow is important because this is how the oxygen and nutrients get to your muscles. Imagine how this will make you feel in the long run.

Your Choices

There are a few different varieties of this gear out there. They come in different sizes, textures, and materials. I will get into more detail about each later on.

There are muscle roller stick for runners, which are portable and best used for leg muscles. These varieties are commonly used by runners for their focus on the legs. High density with a smooth texture are the most popular variety of this equipment currently, and the most recognizable. Finally, you have the high density textured rollers.

These are very similar to the smooth version, but used more for reducing pain. Those are just the most common varieties; there are more choices that you can choose from outside of these 3 options.

The stick rollers are small, and the most portable of your options. Not only is this variety fantastic for your legs, the shaping of it can help you get into areas like your hip flexors that the other options have a difficult time getting into because of their size.

Unlike the other types, this one requires you to use your arms to roll on your body. The fact that you do not use your entire body on it makes it less effective.

Also it is not as durable as the other types, so it is not recommended that you lie on it. Be wary which stick roller you buy, because there is a difference in quality that makes it not worth having one because you are not getting the full benefits of foam rolling.

High density, smooth surface versions are the standard today. This is a recommended variety of this gear for beginners because they are not as expensive as other types.

These are used for your entire body, so you would lay your body on it and roll it along your muscles. They come in various sizes, depending on need and body part that you are using it on. The longer varieties are more for the larger muscle groups, but the smaller ball size varieties are perfect for smaller areas, like your gluts.

Then you have the high density, textured varieties of this exercise gear. These are the most expensive varieties. The textured surface of this type is perfect for replicating a deep tissue massage, which the other varieties cannot achieve. The downside to this variety is that some types of textures are very hard on the muscles and can cause pain. This can be bad because it defeats the purpose of having one to improve yourself if it hurts too much to use the product.

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Selecting the Top Roller for You

Like when you buy any product, the most important question you should ask yourself is “what do I need this product for?” How you answer this can help you decide the best equipment type for your lifestyle and needs.

Because they come in so many different varieties you need to select the best one based on fitness level, purpose of usage, and body weight. Failing to choose the right one can result in injury and not improve how you feel after using one.

This is important. No matter which type of gear you use, it is important that you get a high density material that is non-slip. You can go to your local gym or sporting goods store and try out different types before you take the plunge.

As I said earlier, the intended usage of this equipment will be the best indicator on what type you should purchase. Are you trying to improve your core?

Do you just want the massage after a workout? For instance, a half roll can be used to stand on to help improve your core and balance. A half roll is also a great recommendation for those with weaker muscle tone, as it balances on its own and requires less muscle strain to use. A full, textured roll is more ideal for massaging needs.

The amount that it will be used is also a factor when choosing your particular piece of equipment. A more expensive, higher quality material is ideal for everyday usage.

This gear can come in a variety of firmness. This is based on your familiarity with the product. If you are searching for the best foam roller for beginner, you are looking for lower density foam made of polyethylene.

The lower the density the more movement that is allowed between the muscles which is important for the beginner, because this means it will be less painful than the other types of roller while you are starting out.

The EVA material varieties are the next step up. EVA is for better core improvement and better massaging effect than the polyethylene varieties. The highest density, black variety is only recommended for the experienced user. The higher density the material, the more firm version is. This provides a harder pressure when used for massaging purposes.

You also need to consider how often you are using this product. If it will be used frequently, you will want to use the black variety of roller because the high density of the material on this product makes it the most durable product.

The other varieties of this equipment are less durable, which means they warp over time. If you need to get an EVA or polyethylene variety, make sure you get one that does not warp as easily as others because these will warp easily over time. Certain brands have a “no-warp” guarantee, so look for those when purchasing your lower density roller.

The final two considerations are budget and size of the equipment. You will want to do your research to get the best quality for your money. This usually means that the lower the density, the less expensive the product. Like I stated earlier, you can try out the different varieties which can help you chose the right one within your budget.

Another consideration is the size of the equipment. Usually all types have the same diameter, so you are going to be concerned with the length. Longer ones are better for your back for proper alignment and helping your balance.

The shorter ones are better used for the other parts of your body, so usage is very important when picking your roller’s size.

Best Foam roller exercises

Hamstrings Roll

Glutes Roll

Source

Time to Decide

I have given you all the tools you will need to find out if this exercise gear is right for what your needs are, and what type you should invest in. Remember, you can try out the varieties at local sporting goods stores or your local gyms.

The benefits are many, and if you are on the fence about trying one you should take the plunge.

These can improve your capabilities working out and improve your recovery time. It will be worth the investment to improve your health.

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5 Best Foam Roller for Runners Review [TESTED September 2017]

Ever finish a tough workout and think to yourself, “I wish I could afford a nice massage” because your muscles before or after running feel like they are detaching from the rest of your body?

Not many people have the time or money for that kind of luxury. In fact, most people barely have the time and luxury to actually workout, let alone more time afterwards to try and feel like a whole human again after pushing your body passed its limits.

Luckily for you, the foam roller exists. This piece of equipment helps your muscles, not just after the workout, but before.

Read on to find the best foam roller for runners out more about this new addition you should add to your routine.

Top Rated Foam Rollers

ProductFeature   Trigger Point Performance The Grid Revolutionary Foam Roller26-Inch long ,diameter of 5.75-Inch; weighs 3.25 lbs   OPTP Pro-Roller Soft Pink Marble"Softer, perfect for gentle self-massage, exercise and  relaxation techniques"   Black High Density Foam Rollers - Extra FirmExtra Firm   ProSource Ultra Deluxe Revolutionary Sports Medicine Roller13" long by 5.5" in diameter.   j/fit Super High Density18-Inch Length x 6-Inch Diameter High density roller with molded edges   

Review

Black High Density Extra Firm

One of he most basic exercise rollers but it delivers. This can be ordered in various lengths and half or full rolls. It’s made of a molded polyethylene material. It is higher density material equipment and is only really recommended for people with experience.

One benefit to this version is the ability to remove higher levels of muscle tension that people get from jobs that keep them in a desk for hours. B

ecause it is made of high density materials, this equipment can retain its shape for longer than many other brands and maintains its firmness.

This version gets high points for the ability to get deep into the tissues for a good massage making it the best foam roller for back. It also is very lightweight, but do not let that fool you.

It’s still a mostly durable product. However as it’s a lower priced version, it does come with its flaws. The material is similar to Styrofoam and can easily flake off, which is both undesirable and can cause a safety issue if there are young children or dogs around. At that price, you can’t expect perfection. Overall though, this product does come highly recommended because of its retention of firmness and the low cost.

Trigger Point Performance The Grid Revolutionary Roller

A top selling item among items in our foam roller reviews. This type comes in 5, 13, and 26 inch lengths.

The material used to make this with is durable EVA materials and has a hollow core, which makes it more lightweight than other varieties, which makes this a great option for beginners.

The company gives you a 1 year warranty and comes recommended by professionals. It’s the most expensive version on the list, but you will find that it’s worth the price.

The massage your receive using this is said to be incredible and comes highly recommended by everyone that used it, even for the hardest of muscle tension. The lightweight feel of this product makes it great for travelling.

The material also provides for good durability, but again, you are paying for the quality of materials used. Some complaints about this product include the quality of construction.

There have been complains that the product has split at its seams, creating two half rolls instead of one complete piece. The other complaint about this one involves the price. It’s said that you can find other rollers for a lesser price, but you get what you pay for. This brand provides a durable and versatile option.

ProSource Ultra Deluxe Revolutionary Sports Medicine Roller

This is a textured 13 inch piece of gear. It’s lightweight and perfect for travelling. The textured grooves on this brand’s version make it perfect for deep tissue massaging. It has very firm foam covering a firm PVC pipe.

This comes recommended for use after a workout, or for people with muscle pains in their daily life. It is also our pick for best foam roller for runners (amazon is the cheapest to buy as of time of this review). It is also works great for shin splints or if you are having a runners knee (make sure you do right rolling - internet is your friend here)

It works the muscles nicely, giving a loose and relaxing feeling without the pain you can get with some of the similar equipment. Its size makes it not only great for your back, but for other muscles in your body. This does not come without some serious complaints to consider.

There are some negatives to consider when looking at exercise roller reviews. The biggest complaint people have with this version has to do with the PVC pipe in the center of the equipment.

It has often cracked through from side to side, making the product unusable. Other people have complained of an intensely overpowering plastic smell coming from this brand’s version, but it does go away after a while.

Some have complained that the material used to make it was not as firm as other types. Also, keep in mind it only comes in 13 inch variety. Most people prefer a longer piece of equipment, and did not pay attention to the size it’s available in.

OPTP Soft Pro – 36″ x 6″

OPTP is a unique entry in our roller reviews. This piece of equipment only comes in the 36 inch length. It’s made with softer foam than other brands, so it is a good option for beginners.

It can be easily cleaned after each usage. It’s well liked by users as it provides a more relaxing massage than other varieties of this equipment. It’s said to feel like it was constructed to have softer foam covering very firm foam, so you get the benefits of a very firm roller but the comforts of a lower density version.

It comes highly recommended for people who need to do MELT routines.

This is a great one for massage and relaxation, but it is not recommended for exercise use. It does not hold up to the standards needed for such exercises as Pilates. Its softer material makes balance and core exercises very difficult. Another frequent complaint is that it easily bends, and can be a problem with its effectiveness. This one is overall, well recommended by its users.

 j/fit Super High Density

j/Fit rollers are one  of the most versatile options in our roller reviews. This is a high density, molded product that comes in 12, 18, and 36 inch lengths. It has a firm material, and ideal for exercises.

It also is excellent for those with deep tissue needs, as this equipment is very firm. Because of the high density foam, this product receives excellent marks in durability.

This version really gets into the muscles and people happily report how it relieves many aches and stiffness that athletes, people who work out daily and average people with pains alike.

This equipment is not recommended for the beginner or people with weaker muscle tone, as the firmness can cause a lot of discomfort or pain. When you choose a longer length, be aware that travelling with this gear is not ideal.

One of the major complains about this equipment is the material used from. They say it looks like it’s made from a hard Styrofoam that looks like it can be broken at any given moment, and sometimes does flake.

Another common complaint seems to come from the 12 and 18 inch length rollers. Many complaints say that these shorter versions look like they took a 36 inch and cut it down without softening the edges. The positive news is that you sometimes get the vendor to respond to the negative reviews in a helpful manner.

Why You Should Have One in Your Life

I know I am not the only one that often forgets that you are supposed to warm up before any workout. Warming up and cooling down from your workouts are just as important as the workouts themselves, and using one of these pieces of equipment can help you warm up your muscles before exercise. So why should you use one?

There are many reasons why you need to own one. One reason is that using it can help break down certain tissues and increases your flexibility and mobility.

Using this product before working out can help warm up the muscles and increase self-awareness. When you use one after working out, it can give the same benefits as a deep tissue massage. It can also help you relieve muscle tension. Another great usage is that it helps improve your core, which also helps your posture.

All of these uses are great, but what does it all mean in the long term? The biggest reason for owning one is that it can help reduce injury with continuous use.

The other purpose for long term is that you will notice a shorter recovery time. Why is that the case? This type of equipment can increase blood flow to the muscles and helps to activate them. Increased blood flow is important because this is how the oxygen and nutrients get to your muscles. Imagine how this will make you feel in the long run.

Your Choices

There are a few different varieties of this gear out there. They come in different sizes, textures, and materials. I will get into more detail about each later on.

There are muscle roller stick for runners, which are portable and best used for leg muscles. These varieties are commonly used by runners for their focus on the legs. High density with a smooth texture are the most popular variety of this equipment currently, and the most recognizable. Finally, you have the high density textured rollers.

These are very similar to the smooth version, but used more for reducing pain. Those are just the most common varieties; there are more choices that you can choose from outside of these 3 options.

The stick rollers are small, and the most portable of your options. Not only is this variety fantastic for your legs, the shaping of it can help you get into areas like your hip flexors that the other options have a difficult time getting into because of their size.

Unlike the other types, this one requires you to use your arms to roll on your body. The fact that you do not use your entire body on it makes it less effective.

Also it is not as durable as the other types, so it is not recommended that you lie on it. Be wary which stick roller you buy, because there is a difference in quality that makes it not worth having one because you are not getting the full benefits of foam rolling.

High density, smooth surface versions are the standard today. This is a recommended variety of this gear for beginners because they are not as expensive as other types.

These are used for your entire body, so you would lay your body on it and roll it along your muscles. They come in various sizes, depending on need and body part that you are using it on. The longer varieties are more for the larger muscle groups, but the smaller ball size varieties are perfect for smaller areas, like your gluts.

Then you have the high density, textured varieties of this exercise gear. These are the most expensive varieties. The textured surface of this type is perfect for replicating a deep tissue massage, which the other varieties cannot achieve. The downside to this variety is that some types of textures are very hard on the muscles and can cause pain. This can be bad because it defeats the purpose of having one to improve yourself if it hurts too much to use the product.

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Selecting the Top Roller for You

Like when you buy any product, the most important question you should ask yourself is “what do I need this product for?” How you answer this can help you decide the best equipment type for your lifestyle and needs.

Because they come in so many different varieties you need to select the best one based on fitness level, purpose of usage, and body weight. Failing to choose the right one can result in injury and not improve how you feel after using one.

This is important. No matter which type of gear you use, it is important that you get a high density material that is non-slip. You can go to your local gym or sporting goods store and try out different types before you take the plunge.

As I said earlier, the intended usage of this equipment will be the best indicator on what type you should purchase. Are you trying to improve your core?

Do you just want the massage after a workout? For instance, a half roll can be used to stand on to help improve your core and balance. A half roll is also a great recommendation for those with weaker muscle tone, as it balances on its own and requires less muscle strain to use. A full, textured roll is more ideal for massaging needs.

The amount that it will be used is also a factor when choosing your particular piece of equipment. A more expensive, higher quality material is ideal for everyday usage.

This gear can come in a variety of firmness. This is based on your familiarity with the product. If you are searching for the best foam roller for beginner, you are looking for lower density foam made of polyethylene.

The lower the density the more movement that is allowed between the muscles which is important for the beginner, because this means it will be less painful than the other types of roller while you are starting out.

The EVA material varieties are the next step up. EVA is for better core improvement and better massaging effect than the polyethylene varieties. The highest density, black variety is only recommended for the experienced user. The higher density the material, the more firm version is. This provides a harder pressure when used for massaging purposes.

You also need to consider how often you are using this product. If it will be used frequently, you will want to use the black variety of roller because the high density of the material on this product makes it the most durable product.

The other varieties of this equipment are less durable, which means they warp over time. If you need to get an EVA or polyethylene variety, make sure you get one that does not warp as easily as others because these will warp easily over time. Certain brands have a “no-warp” guarantee, so look for those when purchasing your lower density roller.

The final two considerations are budget and size of the equipment. You will want to do your research to get the best quality for your money. This usually means that the lower the density, the less expensive the product. Like I stated earlier, you can try out the different varieties which can help you chose the right one within your budget.

Another consideration is the size of the equipment. Usually all types have the same diameter, so you are going to be concerned with the length. Longer ones are better for your back for proper alignment and helping your balance.

The shorter ones are better used for the other parts of your body, so usage is very important when picking your roller’s size.

Best Foam roller exercises

Hamstrings Roll

Glutes Roll

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Time to Decide

I have given you all the tools you will need to find out if this exercise gear is right for what your needs are, and what type you should invest in. Remember, you can try out the varieties at local sporting goods stores or your local gyms.

The benefits are many, and if you are on the fence about trying one you should take the plunge.

These can improve your capabilities working out and improve your recovery time. It will be worth the investment to improve your health.

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Kokoro Ramen

Introduction

We hope everyone had a great long weekend! For this review, Mr. Noodle and I wanted to try somewhere new. A bit of internet searching informed us of Kokoro Ramen on Victoria St., which was all the prompting we needed to make a trip over!

The Place

Kokoro Ramen is located on the corner of a fairly busy intersection (Victoria x 41st), a place that does not have many ramen options nearby. We found free parking just across the street, and there was plenty more available along the residential side roads. We were welcomed by a friendly yellow awning and enticing display of plastic ramen in the window.

We arrived at around 6pm, since Mr. Noodle usually finishes work at around 5. There were plenty seats available, with only a handful of tables eating at the time. The servers noticed us right away and welcomed us with a hearty “irasshaimase”. We were sat by the window, which was quite nice since the natural lighting made our photo-taking much easier.

Like many other ramen joint, the interior was sleek, modern, and primarily wooden in decor. The room is large and spacious (unlike most other ramen spots) and a large mural with a minimalistic seigaiha pattern sat upon the wall opposite us.

The Menu

The menu was fairly concise, with a five staple ramen options (including a vegetarian option), as well as several “special” ramen. Now, at the time when we went, two of the three special ramen were unavailable. It was a shame because we were interested in trying the salmon ramen. They did, have a separate seasonal menu with an additional few special ramen selections including a yuzu tsukemen and their version of a tan tan. It looks like for each day there is a limited supply of special ramen available, so keep that in mind if you have your eyes set on a particular option. They also have a few combos available. You can either pair a full size ramen with one of their side dishes, or get a “healthier” combo which features a mini-sized ramen and a salad of your choice.

We were also given a separate sheet that explained their coloured-bowl system. Ramen served in white bowls are on the lighter side, where no additional fat is added to the broth and is served with half the oil than standard. You are also further able to reduce the salt and oil amounts by request. As for their black bowls, these ramens are heartier with much more complex flavours. Full fat and sodium levels, with the option for more if requested. Now, Mr. Noodle and I both like our ramen rich and flavourful, so you can probably guess which coloured bowls we got!

The Ramen

The first thing that stood out to me on the menu was the variety of vegetables in the ramen. You don’t often see pumpkin, broccoli, or zucchini in ramen (and not just in the vegetarian one either). I was tempted to order something with some of the vegetables, but I was constantly intrigued by the Tonkotsu Bubble Ramen. Why is it bubbly? What is the purpose of the bubbles? What does it taste like? These questions were imperative, and there was no way I would leave without discovering the answers.

Broth: And without further ado, I have all the answers to your burning broth questions. Our waitress wasn’t exactly sure how they made the bubbles for the ramen, but with some digging I found an article that divulges that the pork broth is actually frothed like a latte. To continue that latte comparison, the bubbles gave the ramen a completely different mouth feel. You get this velvety texture with an airy lightness to it despite the richness of the broth underneath. I admit, it was a bit strange at first, but that feeling went away after the first few couple of bites. I’ve definitely not had a broth like it!

As for the flavour, that too was very unique. It had a very hearty and distinct meat flavour, which I couldn’t quite decipher at the time. I realize now that it was the taste of bone marrow (for those of you who have had it), which was quite striking when you first take a sip. Now, I’ve had bone marrow a couple of times in my life-- and both times it was in small amounts served with some sort of bread. If i had to choose a word for this broth, it would definitely be “intense”. I think the flavour became a bit overwhelming for me after a while, but Mr. Noodle (a bone marrow fan) really enjoyed it. I definitely got the impression that some thought (and love!) was put into this broth. Noodles: This ramen was served with thin noodles and overall they were pretty good-- a bit on the softer side but not soft enough to be criminal. I think it was a wise choice to serve this with thin noodles, since the ramen broth packed a punch already. Thicker noodles would have made the ramen feel heavy and excessive. Other than that, the noodles weren’t very notable. 

Toppings: The ramen came with one piece of square nori, a thin lemon slice, some bamboo shoots, three decently size pieces of chashu, and a smattering of green onions. The chashu was quite good-- the slices were on the thicker size, but were still tender and meaty. I was impressed that it came with 3 pieces, since 2 seems to be the norm at most places.

Also, I have to say the lemon was definitely different! Initially I thought that it might be there to help cut through some of the richness of the broth, but I didn’t really sense much of a difference. I’ll admit that it’s a nice source of colour to contrast with the otherwise mostly tan-brown coloured dish. Overall, the toppings were fairly conservative, with the focus being on the chashu. Not much textural contrast aside from the foaminess from the broth and the slight crunch from the menma. Price: The tonkotsu bubble ramen was $13.50 (or $15 with egg). I’m usually happy to pay a bit more for novelty and unique experiences. However, considering the lack of toppings and the mediocre presentation, I felt that the 13.50 was on the pricier side and couldn’t be justified by novelty alone. I think a $11.50 - 12 would be a much more appropriate price range.

Presentation: So this is the part of the review where I have not-so-good things to say. The bubble ramen was definitely lacking in the presentation department, which is interesting seeing how their other ramen are all quite beautiful! From the menu, the bubble ramen doesn’t look half bad. It is obvious that there is a layer of foam on the top, so I definitely was expecting some of the toppings to submerge.

When the ramen arrived, the nori was soggy from already falling into the broth. The green onions were the primary colour component to the ramen, but you could barely see them. Unlike the menu photo, they were not arranged neatly in the middle, but rather sprinkled haphazardly around the bowl. I appreciated the pop of yellow from the lemon slice, but that too felt out of place as it floated aimlessly in the broth. The chashu and menma were mostly submerged beneath the cloudy broth, leaving little for the eye to decipher at first glance. I did appreciate the way that the “bubbles” contributed to the overall aesthetic, and for the novelty I give them some credit. I also quite enjoyed the custom designed bowl, and the very hardy (and spacious) ceramic spoons. However, ultimately the bowl looked like someone had already started eating, and now it was my turn to jump in and finish it off. Mrs. Noodle’s Verdict

Overall, I think the ramen was worth a try to satisfy my curiosity. Flavour wise the ramen was good, but the lacklustre presentation detracted from the experience. There was probably other ramen on their menu that I would have enjoyed more. 

Broth: 4 Noodles: 3 Toppings: 3 Price: 3.5 Presentation: 1.5

As for Mr. Noodle, he had his eye on the Creamy Deluxe Chicken Ramen with added egg (which I was admittedly eyeing too). The convenient part about eating out with your partner is that sharing is always an option! Being a hot day, Mr. Noodle also decided to order himself a beer. They (surprisingly) carried 33 Acres of Life, which was priced at a pretty standard $6.50. Broth: The chicken broth was rich and creamy, but not overly heavy. It was comparable to a tonkotsu in its cloudy appearance. According to the menu, this specific broth contains “dairy, shellfish and shrimp” so that’s something to look out for if you have allergies. This broth also shared a similar bone marrow flavour as the bubble ramen but much more subdued. The ramen had a distinct chicken flavour which met Mr. Noodle’s expectations. 

Noodles: Mr. Noodle’s ramen had noodles of the standard thickness, which seems to be about  3-4 mm (for future reference). He also found his noodles to be slightly past al dente, but nevertheless satisfying. 

Toppings: This ramen was loaded! It came with three pieces of chashu, corn, kabocha squash(!), snap peas(!), broccoli(!), a piece of nori, menma, and a whole ramen egg. As mentioned before, Mr. Noodle was also impressed with the vegetables, which really elevated the dish. The corn, snap peas, and broccoli added a nice crunch to the ramen, whereas the kabocha provided an extra starchiness in addition to the noodle. The chashu of Mr. Noodle’s ramen was very similar to Mrs Noodles-- tender, yet meaty and on the generous side. The egg was not overcooked and had a beautiful orange yolk.

Price: For $14.00 ($12.50 without the egg), the ramen is priced fairly. Mr. Noodles didn’t feel like he was necessarily overpaying, but he definitely wasn’t get a deal. Considering the plentiful assortment of veggies and ramen, the slightly higher price tag is warranted. However, if you’re looking for a more affordable chicken broth ramen, Marutama has a comparable substitute for less ($11.00, egg included!) 

Presentation: This ramen looks great! There was such a nice variety of colours: the yellow from the corn, the green from the peas and broccoli, and the orange from the egg yolk and kabocha. Mr. Noodle was thoroughly impressed by the presentation.

Mr. Noodle’s Verdict

Broth: 4 Noodles: 3 Toppings: 4 Price: 3 Presentation: 5

Conclusion

Final Thoughts: A decent ramen spot in a ramen-less neighbourhood. Kokoro offers some unique options for people who are fans of traditional ramen, and those who would like something healthier. The restaurant is spacious and welcoming, with pleasant service. The chicken ramen is definitely worth a try, whereas you could probably skip on the bubble ramen if you’re not overwhelmed with curiosity. We will stop by again if we’re in the area!

Kokoro Ramen 5695 Victoria Dr. Vancouver, BC V5P 4Y3 (778) 379-7688

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Rating: 3.4 Ramen Eggs

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Best Rechargeable Flashlight review

Packaging

Light comes packed in a cardboard display box with plastic tray holding all items in place.

Contents

1x NiteCore EZ AA

1x Key ring

1x Nylon strap

1x Instruction sheet

1x Warranty card

2x Spare rubber o-rings

Construction

The EZ AA is the first light in NiteCore’s EZ series of flashlights. This is easily the smallest AA powered flashlight which has been reviewed thus far.The head has a smooth bezel, behind which sits an AR coated glass lens. The aluminum reflector used is quite deep relative to is diameter. The texture on it is very fine and could almost be mistaken as a smooth finished surface. The LED sits well aligned sitting at the bottom of the reflector cup. The exterior of the head has a band of knurling slightly less than 1cm wide, the texture is consistent and well machined providing good grip for activation and modes changes.https://theeffectiveguide.com/best-rechargeable-flashlight/ This is especially important for the EZ AA since it incorporates a twist switch. Brass heat sinking is used within the head for improved thermal conductance, especially important for such a small light which provides high output. A foam donut is adhered around the “+” contact which helps reduce battery rattle when the light is off. Threads between the head and battery tube are nicely cut and smooth with no cross-threading or grinding issues. A thin rubber o-rings sits just above the threads on the head which provides water resistance.

The second of the two parts making up the EZ AA is the battery tube. Since it is a twist activated light, there is no additional tail cap. The entire light, apart from the brass heat sinking accents, is finished in a very dark gray Type 3 anodizing. The exterior has a simple design, mostly covered by diamond-textured knurling. It feels very similar to the other NiteCore’s, providing very good grip. In order to make the EZ AA as small as it is, the wall of the battery tube had to be made very thin. At the lip towards the front, thickness of the wall measures less than 1mm thick. Of course this also keeps the total weight of the light down, weighing just slightly over 20g. The inner walls of the battery tube is cleanly finished. The “-” contact at the bottom of the battery tube is flat and not spring mounted. At the external rear end are four holes for lanyard attachments. In addition, there’re threads which allows the EZ AA to be screwed onto a standard tripod mount. The rear sits totally flat which allows the light to tail stand without any problems.

If you’re unfamiliar with any of the terms used in this review, click here for explanations on common flashlight related vocabulary.

Output

The EZ AA provides a simple interface for two levels of output, High (130 lumens) and Low (15 lumens). With the head fully tightened the lights activates on High mode, loosen slightly and it switches to Low mode. Loosen further and the light switches off.

The beam profile provides a narrow hot spot with a mid-sized spill. A soft corona tapers the hotspot towards the spill beam which is smooth for the most part, aside from the slight subtle dark ring. I did notice that the corona taper more towards one side. The tint on this review sample has a noticeably cool tint. Runtime is rather short, though regulation is well maintained after the initial jump in output on High mode. Do take note that the instruction sheet states that batteries used shouldn’t exceed 2V so it will not run on a 3.7V 14500 cell.

[Update: June 08, 2009] Runtime graphs and control shots have been added with tests with the revised edition of the EZ AA. Performance on Low mode has been improved providing slightly higher output and longer runtime. The focus of the reflector seems to have been changed as well, the revised version has a noticeably brighter spill beam compared to the first version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4v2j39rVag

Conclusion

The Good - Extremely compact size and light for an AA powered flashlight. Very simple user interface for switching between High and Low levels. Ample knurling provides very good grip and easy activation of twist switch.

The Bad - Runtime is rather short. Battery tube has very thin walls.

The Relative - Beam has a cool color temperature. Uses a twist switch. Is able to tail stand.