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dcxdpdabbles · 4 months ago
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Alfred: Sir I don't mean to interrupt your meeting but we have a bit of a situation up top.
Bruce: No, it's alright, Alfred. We were just doing recaps of our patrols. What's happening?
Alfred: There is a young man at the front gate throwing eggs and toliet paper. He's chanting, "Wayne! Face justice!"
Dick: Is it a protest?
Alfred: I believe it's more of a scorn lover as he's also screaming, "You took my heart, and you crushed it!". Should I get the police?
Bruce: Yes I think it would be good to-
Dick: Wait. Is it a caucasian man about Tim's height, blue sometimes green eyes, hair like this, and in a white shirt with a red dot?
Alfred: Why yes, he is. Do you know him?
Dick: I don't, but I know Tim does. I've seen him sneak out of Tim's bedroom window before.
Tim: Oh, threw me under the bus when it's convenient, I see!
Dick: I'm worried about the men you date. You should find yourself someone nice like Kon.
Tim: Been there done that.
Dick: WHAT-
Tim: Anyway, Danny is harmless . He's just mad cause I accidentally married him, and now we're bonded for life and he might or might not be pregnant.
Bruce: *clutching chest* Is this a heart attack!?
Jason: What do you mean he might be pregnant???
Tim: We don't know since there only three other Halfas in the world, and normally, the ghosts version of getting pregnant is just their ectoplasm doing a sort of asexual reproduction after devouring enough living energy. Danny and I holding hands might have just been too much living energy, or his own body produced it, but FrostBite says it's too early to tell and-
Steph: Tim, buddy, I need you to get back on topic. Why is your ex outside-
Tim: He's not my ex. We're still together. He's just mad. He'll come inside once he's done crying about the eggs he wasted.
Damian: *coming down the Batcave Stairs* Why is there a man outside sobbing into the grass about poor kids in Africa?
Tim: See?
Bruce: *Kneeling over in a dead faint*
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lovenpeace-pkmn · 7 months ago
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Wet Bees Wednesday
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pixelpaladin24 · 1 year ago
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Put everything down I've made the best fucking screenshot of Astarion ever
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This is so fucking him in one picture, P E R F E C T I O N
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Gods he's such a fucking mood istg
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misteria247 · 8 months ago
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SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-
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THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????
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THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING
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yandereworlds · 1 month ago
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Tiptoes in here cutely, hello, it's been awhile Have you ever wondered how Dae-Hyun would react if Y/N caught him killing?? Something like this😛
We're going to act like I haven't been gone for decades
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All the political discourse rn and I have seen NOBODY talking about The Third Wave???? Do you know what that is???? No???? Well Imma tell you! in 1967 high school teacher Ron Jones conducted an experiment during a lecture on the holocaust when they couldn't understand how the German people could allow the Nazi's to do such things to the jewish people. Jones started a movement called "The Third Wave" and told his students that the movement aimed to eliminate democracy. Jones postulated that democracy’s focus on individuality was against mankind’s “authoritarian” nature, which he aimed to emphasize with the movement’s motto: "Strength through discipline, strength through involvement." and only made simple changes on the first day like asking his students to sit properly, to raise their hands before speaking, and to address him as Mr. Jones. The experiment was meant to be only one day, but the students took to it. On day two a salute was made and the movement was called the third wave. It began to grow as his students not only took to his tactics, but other students wanted to join in. The line "Strength through community" was added in. And then on the third day as the movement grew again, the motto "Strength through action" was added. Students were given member cards, taught how to initiate new members, and were instructed to report anyone who did not abide by the rules. By the fourth day the experiment was blowing out of Jones' control so he told the students that it was a nationwide movement, and that he next day a presidential candidate of the Third Wave would announce its existence to the public. Students were asked to attend a rally at noon the next day, and three students who dissented were banished to the library while the rally was held- where jones had other friends pretend to be speakers before revealing the "president" of the movement: Adolf Hitler.
It emphasized being careful about who you follow. The experiment was made into a tv movie in 1981 called The Wave (which I highly recommend watching btw), and shows how easily people can fall into fascism. Please watch it or read the novel of the same name by Todd Strasser, or Check out the wikipedia page. Get yourself educated and use what you learn to protect your loved ones please.
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ask-trialtale · 7 months ago
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don’t look now. theres a ten year old ghost child judging ur life choices.
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random-brushstrokes · 2 months ago
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Alfred James Munnings - Path to the Orchard (1908)
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daily-snufkin · 4 months ago
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🌿 DAY 21
Yoinks
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foreignbrunette · 6 months ago
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The Transformers One production designer, Jason Scheier, has answered some important questions on his posts.
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But there is one super important topic:
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The organic life on Cybertron comes from ancient asteroids, not from Quintessons. The same did happen to Earth billions of years ago when water-composed asteroids collided to our planet (which used to have lava everywhere), giving rise to life.
(Also, a curiosity: did you know that, according to Science, our water is considered an "alien" composition (comes from space) that has no form, no taste and no color but It's the only thing what we need to survive? Amazing, isn't?).
It makes a lot of sense now because this is Science and Biology. Jason thought of everything.
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dcxdpdabbles · 2 months ago
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Damian: This is bad
Jon: What is it?
Damian: I'm pretty sure the guy in the other soccer team was threatening me, but I didn't hear it because I was too busy staring at his thighs.
Jon: .....We're in different time zones, you know that? It's three in the morning for me here. When you call me at this time, it's ussually a emergency not a gossip session. I'm tried Damian, and I have class in the morning. I can't be a good exchange student if I'm falling asleep in class.
Damian: So? All my best work is at three am. Do better.
Jon: *sigh* Okay so the other guy is hot. What's his name?
Damian: Daniel Fenton. He's a foward. He's so attractive, I forget the human language when he speaks and only hear "Blah blah blah " but in a dreamy sigh kind of blah.
Jon: Uh-huh. And why was he threatening you?
Damian: I have no idea, I was too busy watching his lips move, and his thighs flexed as he stretched.
Jon: Right. Well, I'm sure once the soccer tournament is over you won't have to see him every again-
Damian: I think I asked his mother for his hand in marriage yesterday. I can't remember.
Jon: *Sigh* Of course you did.
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wandererxiv · 1 month ago
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You guys, FFXIV is not dying. These video essays about how "the game is dead" are wrong. Just because you aren't enjoying the current content, does not mean the game is dying. FFXIV is doing fine. It has a set schedule that's been the same since StB (possibly HW) and always has low pop times and high pop times.
This whole "omg the game is dead it's bad abandon ship" trend is stupid.
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maybehappylittlerobot · 1 month ago
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DAVID CORENSWET AS CLARK KENT
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misteria247 · 8 months ago
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Broke: Pacifica only bullies Dipper
Woke:
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They bully each other
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casliveblog · 2 months ago
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