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[lemonhemlock]

What happens in soccer when the referee gives you a red card? Can the player pull out the uno reverse card? Are there any rules dealing with this situation?

thanks for eliciting a chuckle out of me in these dark times anon😭😭😭😭

the red card is the highest distinction a player can get during a game of FOOTBALL. it is similar to what the americans call a purple heart i believe. it means the player slayed so much that he actually has to be eliminated from the field in order to keep the game fair otherwise he would transcend to a higher level of consciousness and overpower everyone else in a mighty display of terror and violence.

for this reason he is not even allowed to go back to the bench. he has to move his still-earthly body immediately back to the changing rooms and wait out the rest of the game there. scientists believe that by isolating him from the roar of the crowds he will become grounded again, re-tether himself to his human form and prevent ,,, The Ascent