#or uhhh

[cyborgnoodless]

the entire house fandom:

[shummthechumm]

erm i reassigned ivy and dove to be brightcloud kits because this branch of the family tree gets rlly out of control when you dont do that lol

[helpimstuckposting]

If Stranger Things happened in modern times I feel like Eddie, Steve, and Robin would never stop making “assigned FBI agent” jokes, like “I bet my FBI agent is howling at my search history rn” or “I never leave the house even my assigned FBI agent is getting worried” etc and everyone would obviously assume they’re joking but they are not. They’re not joking.

[birchbow]

Chapters: 14/17 Rating: Mature Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Lord English (Homestuck), Doc Scratch (Homestuck), Homestuck Ensemble, Calliope (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), It's really a 'everybody is around doing things' fic I genuinely don't know how to tag this Additional Tags: Winter Soldier Pastiche, with everything that entails so read carefully!, Humanstuck, Urban Fantasy, Home-Brew Magic System Shit Don't @ Me, Time Shenanigans, Karkat Vantas Makes Bad Decisions This Is A Forewarning, Polyamory Negotiations, Hurt/Comfort, Lord English's Fun-Time Brainwashing Time-Travel Torture Gang, Aftermath Of...... Everything....., Past Torture(physical/psychological/spiritual/emotional--largely inexplicit but not entirely), Past Brainwashing, Possession, implied/referenced past rape/non-con, (sexually not described in detail and more explicity nonsexual Cal-flavored intimacy/tenderness), God Finds It Funny To Hurt You But Also Won't Let You Die, Let's be clear: plotty gamzee whump with a, Happy Ending

Chapter 14: The Death of Me

“I tried fighting him,” Gamzee says, low and resentful, like the effort of not screaming it is painful.  His voice is so raw you can taste the blood between your teeth.  “I tried, love.  Karkat.   Fuck.  I tried a hundred motherfucking times!  How’d that turn out for me, huh?  How’d that leave me?”

“It left you here.”  You hate that you have to say it—that he has to ask.  “It left you with me.”

Happy Wintersoldierstuck Wednesday.  We are in the SHIT now. >:)c

[paintedkinzy-88]

...I can explain.

I'm drawing something and while filling in his gray spinal bones I thought of candy canes...

And thus this monstrosity was made. Sorry not sorry.

Not what I meant to do but when the mood hits ya I guess?? The actual drawings will be done soon, this is just a joke I thought I'd share XD

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Me: *sees picture of stolas*

My brain:

Owl in a cage, you show your age…

[rozicheeks]

Because you’re so cute and I wish we could smoke together!

Pls pls pls come here and let’s smoooooke 😶‍🌫️

Why do you follow me?

[m1stm3]

when the m/dilfs reaction to ur age is “oh my goodness, you’re still a baby!” while they’re smiling down at u…. mmmmfffff…………

[hanayotta]

file was titled pancake day or smth. yya know the tropes

[spotlightstudios]

I think it's interesting when a story can make me mourn for a character I never even knew.

Like. I'm referencing a very specific fic in this moment (*Cough*GITM*Cough*) but like... all you know is remnants of other characters memories of them, and the open space left in their absence that you never knew was meant to hold something in the first place.

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

[shattered-daydream]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

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[sulphuricsea]

i sent u my circuits plz respond