#out of dorks

[abd-illustrates]

Your art is ugly, start drawing Naruto fucking the female characters in his show and maybe you'll get engagement

I know I shouldn't even bother giving something like this the time of day but I gotta hold space for the fact that this is quite possibly the funniest ask I’ve ever read.

[morganbritton132]

Dustin spends literal weeks in Hellfire talking shit on his brother for being the most embarrassing person on the planet. He paints a real vivid picture of the type of dork that would spill soup on the stairs and then slip on it.

And then the rest of Hellfire meets his brother and it’s, “Steve Harrington???”

Worst part of it is that Dustin is in no way exaggerating any of the stories he told. Steve is just like that.

[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[genericpuff]

[unpretty]

the ubiquity of disposable vapes with fucking screens and bluetooth connectivity and big fucking batteries you can't even charge that all get thrown in the trash is just. it makes me feel like we owe the guys with the big robodick vapes an apology. they were out here figuring out rigs where you only ever have to replace one little metal coil every two weeks, mixing up potions to maximize clouds while carefully monitoring their nicotine dosages, and they got mocked into the stratosphere. and now the bestseller at the gas station is a bootleg elfbar with so much nicotine it's terrifying. where is the justice.

[culbi]

quick thing that i had to get out of my head

[dork-a-doodle]

And to finish up the weapons we have the Rings!

The Swords - The Twisted Sword - The Axes - The Scarfs

[gammaraydeath]

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗BAD DANCE DOESN'T MATTER ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

[northstarscowboyhat]

Outlaws in the Wild East ⋆｡°✩

(AKA, The Habanero origin comic!)

[adamoose-art]

I heard you like bad timeloopers, I'm bad at everything *winks with missing eye*

[morganbritton132]

Tommy’s brothers find out that not only is their dweeby little brother considered cool but that his weirdo best friend is being called the king of Hawkins High. They’re like, “Is this the Twilight Zone? What the hell’s happening at that school?”

They’re like, “Carol, I get. Carol is cool but Tommy? But Steve??”

Tommy is truly considering fratricide while Steve is currently attempting to eat everything in the Hagan’s kitchen like, “I hate that nickname.”

[moonriase]

it’s metha humor-i’ll show myself out

[peopleareaproblem]

Colourblind Fiyero

I'm sure I'm not the first person to have this idea but I thought of this literally half-asleep at 1 AM and bolted up to note it down.

Anyway what if movie!Fiyero is red/green colourblind and when he and Feldspar almost run over Elphaba, he doesn't see the Elphaba on the left, but the one on the right? reblog if u think the girl on the left is j-

And the reason he looks like this when he sees her face:

... is not because he is realising it's too late to stop himself from saying the words "blended in with the foliage" to the green girl, but because he has two eyes and a heart and just saw Cynthia Erivo in the woods. (And Feldspar sure as shit doesn't notice anything either because horses cannot see red and he is used to people looking kinda green.)

Fiyero arrives at Shiz well after everyone sings a song about how green and annyoing Elphaba is, and the day after he arrives Galinda has taken her under her wing and made her popular, causing people to stop talking shit. So, what if Fiyero just does not find out Elphaba is green until like 2/3rds through the movie? He just straight up misses it, does not know she is an outcast, and just thinks she isn't into him for some bizarre reason. And only when he finds out she has green skin does he realise that he said the foliage thing, which she would definitely have taken as a jab, and actually he was incredibly rude to her. ... Oh no.

LOOK. Obviously I love that Fiyero just is not Fantasy Racist™ and doesn't think there's anything wrong with Elphaba being green. HOWEVER, wouldn't it be funny if-

[always-coffee]

In case you need to hear it today...

Earlier today on Bluesky, I wrote about how—and I firmly believe this—no one is hard to love. That, if someone makes you feel that way, it’s entirely on them. And that love—in its myriad forms—never judges us by the small quirks and details of our less polished selves.

This is 100% the hill I will die on.

The thing is, I’ve often been told I am too much. I have too many feelings. (Like, you can just…remove some of them?) This used to bother me, until I realized that was someone else’s hangup. The reality is I have a very big heart and I am not shy about letting someone I know I care about them.

Why? Several reasons. One is that I am always true to myself, and I don’t believe in playing it cool. Another is that the world is a harsh mess, quite literally often on fire. It’s the warmth and love and the connection that help us through. And if a kind, honest word or gesture might matter to someone, I’m gonna do it. No hesitation.

I have also been the person who didn’t know how someone else felt, and that didn’t feel great. (Understatement.) And I never, ever want anyone else to feel that kind of awful confusion. Because by the time I did find out, it almost broke me. (Almost! I’m very stubborn.) So, if it’s within my power, no one else is gonna go through that.

Back to the beginning: no one is hard to love. Are we mutuals? Do we chat? I can rattle off at least three things I love about you, if asked. Hell, even if you don’t ask, I might randomly tell you anyway. Because ninja compliments make everyone smile!

I am always deeply happy when I get to show my affection for someone. It makes my heart happy. And the reverse is true, too: I am deeply happy to be cared about. It’s affirming. And yes, it also quiets the voices in my head that pop up, from time to time.

You are, right now, more loved than you probably know. So, consider this a reminder, from a weird little witch woman shouting on the internet.

[elbdot]

This man HAS to have a favorite Pokemon that isn't a bug, there is just NO WAY, GO GET HIS AS-

EDIT: Part 2 is here! :D Thank you all for your patience, glad to be back with a new update! Comic Guide | Webtoons

Special Thanks to my Patrons for supporting this series!! You can already read the next update now on Patreon! ☺️💖

[dork-a-doodle]

hi, my boyfriend likes your drawings of the deltarune swords and wanted to know how you would design the twisted sword? i hope that's alright to ask

Hi. I’m happy to hear that he liked them!!

Designing the Twisted Sword is interesting because we don’t know its Light World counterpart, which was the basis for all the other sword designs. What we do know is its crafting components: the Pure Crystal and the Thorn Ring. So I used those as inspiration for the design.

The Other Swords - The Axes - The Scarfs - The Ring