#out of the keep 🐀

[velvetwarfare]

THIS FAT FUCKING SHIT ATE THROUGH MY PILLOW

[velvetwarfare]

OH MY GOD WAIT SOMEONE WAS DRESSED UP AS THIS AT THE FAIRE AND I HAD AN ENTIRE MOMENT BC I THOUGHT THEY WERE SOOOO CUTE AND THEY COMPLIMENTED MY HORNS AND EVERY TIME WE’D PASS BY EACH OTHER WE’D SAY HI

Dude… give me the bottle (when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse) I found out about Mari Lwyd a couple of years ago - and I fell in love with the concept. Here are some of my Lwyd arts I drew during this time The most recent art is here

P.S. - don’t forget about the frogs

[coffebits]

ALTTS chapter 27 illustrations 2 ✨

[hermidetta]

♡ 🐀

no longer accepting / the apothecary hikikomori diaries

●○○○○ | ATTRACTION ●●●●○ | AFFECTION ●●●●○ | INTEREST ●●●○○ | LOYALTY ●●●○○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH NEGATIVE ● | ● POSITIVE

Just thinking about him gives Bernie the chills! How'd he know about the rats that kidnapped me?! He—he knew, didn't he? He must have! He calls me Rat Princess! What if he was behind all of it?! But when he threw one of his squeaky subjects at me, it was all terrified of him... Ugh, I don't know anymore!

About Griss: Attraction

... Ew...

About Griss: Trust?

Well... he was the only one who agreed with what I said during that strategy meeting. Someone actually thought Bernie was right. Isn't that sad? He's officially done that more times than my father. Which is just sad.

But don't get me wrong! He's still terrifying! And needs to put on a shirt already! Wh-why are his— they're just out like that, on purpose? Really? Think of the children! It doesn't matter how defined they are!

[urjustaguyonahorse]

remy and linguini walked so that carmy berzatto could run- a culinarily talented rat trying to operate as a curly haired socially awkward italian man

[velvetwarfare]

what betty sees every time she’s tryna smooch a skaven

[velvetwarfare]

I still feel really sick which sucks but here’s yule chilling on me like a cat

[dexaroth]

category 9 serial wheeker incident 💢

(experimental attack for @moodycarcass)

[ramblingmenace]

being in the shadowlands, everyone gets cold pretty damn quickly. and with Izzy trying to stay awake as best she can so the Urge doesn't get the best of her, I imagine she'd get sick at some point. just a small cold, but it'd knock her down for at least a day. and I think Halsin would do his best to stay and comfort her - everyone else is either exploring the grounds or doing what they can at Moonrise - and he's already staying at Last Light to monitor Art. so he keeps an eye on her and just keeps piling blankets on top of her to which she makes a little contended noise afterwards that pulls a small smile out of him. whenever she rouses, he always makes her tea, too, with honey that she found on the road.

[velvetwarfare]

@heliinx

[befuddled-calico-whump]

For the test track au, i cant remember where but i read a fic once where someone was strapped tightly into a chair that was covered in small pyramid spikes (they also had a devils fork(?) jabbed between their neck and chin). Then the whumper brought out the cattle prod and made them writhe on the chair spikes! Very evocative!

🐀 -rat anon

P.s. if someone knows who wrote that id be grateful!

:D

sketching this one out as we speak

[weeping-gospels]

have some intense emotional breakdowns ✨

[velvetwarfare]

MAMA MIA.

Um hey, so I'm only able to get mousepads every couple of months because of the manufacturing schedule, but for those of you who liked Slutty Strahd (tm) and either didn't need a mousepad or weren't able to get one, I just ordered some... buttons.

COFFIN buttons, to be precise.

I should have these listed by the end of the year. So keep your eyeballs peeled for those. >>

[velvetwarfare]

please don’t let any version of betty slap your ass because her inhuman strength absolutely will wreck those cheeks. I’m talking hand print for days. nuclear weapon slap. you’d hear it ten doors over and you’d never have thought your ass could bounce that much from such force. it’s illegal

[velvetwarfare]

sharing this again now that I have it up and running

I would follow the lot of you from there too but that’s how I got my ass shadow banned the last time so I’ll just share it a few times.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.

- 𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐘.

- 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 : @wiltingwoes

[astars-things]

Private argument turned public

based on the comment Lando wrote on the Mclaren Instagram page 

Y/n Hughes x Lando Norris

"Lando seriously," You said trying to film a challenge video between him and Oscar, but Lando was refusing to cooperate, you both had a strict rule that when you both are at work you guys are just colleagues, especially when it came to filming content for the team

"It’s literally just a ‘Who Knows Me Better’ challenge between you and Oscar. All you have to do is sit down, smile, and pretend you like each other for ten minutes." you explained, you were stressed, trying to film this, get pictures done and everything else and Lando wasn't making it any easier for you

Oscar sat on the orange McLaren beanbag, already mic’d up and ready, casually scrolling through his phone. He looked up, raising his eyebrows as Lando continued pacing behind the cameras, hands on his hips, lips pressed into a frown.

“I’m just not in the mood,” Lando muttered, running a hand through his hair. “This whole thing is stupid.” You stood there trying not to snap, this was your job at the end of the day, you weren't his girlfriend right now you were a part of the social media team. You both knew to keep relationship drama outside of work, "give us a minute" You said to the team and Oscar as you grabbed Lando's hand and walked over to a small area

"You going to tell me what the fuck is going on?" you questioned looking into Lando's eyes, "I just don’t feel like being fake today. This stuff is dumb, and you’re being bossy about it." Lando whispered his tone full of attitude, you stood there trying to figure out what to do, at the end of the day this was your job, "Stop being a fucking toddler do this video and we will talk later" You whispered your tone full of anger, you walked away and went back to where the team and Oscar was

Lando walked back a minute after you grabbing his mic with a dramatic sigh. Once he sat down on the other beanbag, you gave them their cards, which had questions for the other person, the environment was tense, Lando barely smiled and Oscar was trying to keep the banter going, once the video was done you took the sd card out of the camera and gave it to the editors while you work on the promotion post of Instagram 

@.McLaren who knows who better is it @.Landonorris or @.oscarpiastri 

To find out who won on our YouTube 

View comments 

@.Landonorris  Next time maybe film with someone who actually likes being on camera 😅 

 →@.user2 Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight 

→@.user3 Maybe you should keep this private 

you felt your work phone buzz, so you checked the notifications and when you saw Lando's comment you saw red, now he decided to embarrass you on social media which was a new low for him. You just decided to ignore him and just let him throw a temper tantrum, when you felt your personal phone buzz you were worried but seeing your brothers had messaged you made you anxious 

Jack Jack you and Lando okay? saw his Instagram comment

Lukey🐀  Did you and Lando break up?!! 

Huggy bear🧸 give me a call when you can 

you didn't know how to react, Lando had dragged an argument publicly for fans, your family, friends and many others to see. You put on a brave face and picked up your bag and camera and went to take photos. You headed out to the paddock, pretending your hands weren’t shaking and your eyes weren’t burning with unshed tears. You snapped photos of cars rolling out, of Oscar chatting with mechanics, of the orange blur that was your job and your world. You didn’t trust yourself to go near Lando’s side of the garage.

by the time you got to the hotel room the environment felt toxic, you felt like you couldn't breathe "So that’s it?" Lando snapped. "You're just gonna act like I’m the villain in all this?"

You froze. "You posted that comment, Lando. I have my brothers messaging me if you and I have broken up, you took a private argument and made it public for everyone to see" You snapped. The fight escalated fast. Words flew faster than thoughts. Every buried frustration, every jab you hadn’t said earlier, came tumbling out in raised voices and sharp edges.

"Do you even understand how hard it is for me to be taken seriously when I’m dating a driver? Do you know how many people think I only have this job because of you?!" You shouted your voice cracking trying not to cry, trying to seem weak Lando went quiet. His jaw clenched, eyes cold. "Maybe we’re just better when we’re not working together."

That one stung.

Your heart pounded painfully in your chest, your breath short and uneven. The walls of the hotel room felt like they were closing in. You couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe past the anxiety gripping your ribs like a vice. “I can’t do this right now,” you whispered, trembling.

Lando was silent for once, watching as you backed away from him, blinking hard to keep from breaking down completely. You grabbed your phone out of your pocket finding the contact you needed, you pressed your phone to your ear and slowly walked to the bathroom "Who are you calling?" he asked quietly. You ignored him, once you were in the bathroom you locked the door slid down the cooling tiles and just sat there 

"Hey, Zak... I have a family emergency I need to leave tonight."

He didn’t ask questions just told you to take whatever time you needed.

Fifteen minutes later, you had your suitcase packed and a one-way ticket booked to New Jersey. You didn’t say goodbye. You didn’t trust yourself to. 

You Knocked on Jack's door, and as soon as he opened it you were in his arms crying. Jack didn’t ask questions. He just held you tighter. 

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Part two -> here