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theloveinc · 8 months ago

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"semiu wlw queen of gk!!!!!" yes i agree but also. kyoka.

#arf arf #i want it from the back from the front from the side upside down inside out antigravitational in 5D in my mothers house at the whitehouse #i seriously. i need to be her kitty so bad i need her to collar me i need to beg for a place on her lap like i am seriously sick. ill.#over her...#i think abt her 24/7 #i know she has 1000 straps and i want them all #not to mention her and enjin tag team... aint no way i'm being that man's pet but ... if she told me to.... ASJHKFJKS;DFJLJKAS #love semiu too tho she's also my queen #caitie blabs #gachiakuta

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wumbreon · 4 months ago

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We were watching the glass blowing competition show on netflix because it's really cool to see those talented artists do their thing...

But I will NEVER forgive the judges for eliminating an amazing artist who's concept was that plastic hamster tubes are actually dangerous for hamsters yet they are normalized in our society so they made a beautiful glass rendition of an endless loop of colorful hamster tubes as an expression of how we can be trapped by society in a loop of behavior that is normalized but actually killing us

And the judges were like "this isnt DEEP ENOUGH" because they dont care enough about hamsters to learn and interpret the artist's statement at the level it was meant for.

They literally saw the glass renditions of colorful tubes that represent suffering and being trapped in a glossy predesigned hell and went "this is too normal and isnt saying anything important actually" Fuck them!!!!

Anyways Gemma should have won and I'm so happy to see that she didn't let it stop her amazing concept and she continued with it outside of the time constraints of the show. Fuck yes Gemma

#i will never get over this #her concept is insanely empathetic and REAL. SO REAL but the judges fucking saw it as something so normal like #the whole POINT was that its normalized but deadly! like so many things we are forced to do in life nowadays #anyways gemma should have won #blown away #mine

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stealingpotatoes · 6 months ago

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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

#id add this to the main post (OVER 100K WHAT???) but its already too long so new post ig loll #adventures of normalgirl #self potes-trait #(for tooth context he had to have his teeth taken out a few months ago bc they were trying to kill him) (but hes fine now)#also i actually made a slight effort with the shakespearean this time instead of picking words by vibe <3 #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #10k #my doods #20k

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ivyblooms · 10 months ago

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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

#I worked with her for 5 years and I never got over this moment it was like she was in some kind of gay sex trance?????

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averagecatdoodlesenjoyer · 1 month ago

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#my art #deltarune #noelle holiday #pov youre about to run her over with your car #i realized i said i will post deltarune fanart but so far ive only posted noelle fanart. oh well

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.

#the apothecary diaries #maomao #jinshi #I started watching back from the beginning and oh man...this series is a delight.#Maomao is one of my favourite protagonists for the fact she is a unique mystery lover who also loves to stay in her own lane.#She's here to solve the 'how' of the mystery but the who? Not her problem and not her job.#No crazy leaps in logic. Just a girl who loves her posions and puzzles.#I want to say so much more about this series but It really is best enjoyed as something to discover on your own! It's a mystery after all!#I want to draw some crossover art for this series so badly...Perhaps...perhaps...#This dehydration story comes from my own life - in which my flatmates have a running bit about calling sport drinks 'potions'.#This was very relevant when I was suffering from dehydration (low sodium intake + over drinking lead to a very bad time).#That's right. You can dehydrate via drinking too much water. Low sodium and low potassium can make you very ill as well.#Sometimes what you need is someone aggressively reminding you to add salt to your dishes and drink your goddamn potion.

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fleshdyk3 · 10 months ago

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this is going to reduce me to tears like i cant handle this image

#LOOK AT HER. IM LOSING MY MIND OVER HER #rambles #honeybeatrice

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boasamishipper · 4 months ago

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the thing is like. of course cobel invented severance. of course the girl who spent her whole childhood doing backbreaking labor in a fume-choked factory from sun-up to sundown would dream of a way to erase the memory of the aches that came from hours spent stirring a vat. of course the girl who never had a work-life balance because lumon owned every aspect of her world would want to force that separation into existence. of course she sold her soul to the company store and immersed herself in the teachings of kier and earned every single thing she accomplished through dedication and industry. and of course jame eagan took credit for it all.

#severance #severance spoilers #harmony cobel #'you've overestimated your contributions and underestimated your blessings' i think cobel should have run helena over with her car #boa talks severance

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kensatou · 1 year ago

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