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Ah, job hunting. That lovely task where you spend hours working without a single thing to show for it. Not even a feeling of accomplishment.
#more layoff bs#looking for full-time remote#fail#part-time remote#help with the reduced paycheck#and moving nonsense#and kitty bills#also fail#fml#i HATE job hunting
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i absolutely adore how much fun orlando bloom is having in lotr movies. he's 22 years old. he landed one of the major sexy roles in the movie. he has a crush on his hot older scene partner (viggo). he's giggling like a school girl but he also films badass scenes, and they gave him a fairytale horse and he gives him kisses. he has a pretty wig.
#its not breaking news or anything but i believe āorlando is having the time of his life' is part of why legolas is the way he is#everyone around him is struggling and or dying#and he just like :3#which fits perfectly because of course he's detached hes a sheltered immortal being from a remote kingdom#its embarrasing how much i love him#legolas greenleaf#lotr#lord of the rings#aralas#a little bit because i cant help myself
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There are only two things I like about this town. One of them is the beach. The other one is a secret!
#lulla's art#sdv haley#stardew haley#uhhh#i love her and wanted to doodle her#the hardest part was the fucking trees#need to learn landscapes on gods#i'm a simple lesbian i don't deserve this (having to do backgrounds)#sdv art#sdv#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#haley is looking for her wife btw#sdv fanart#stardew fanart#digital art#anyways in bigger news can't WAIT to hear metal fourth#i'm gonna see babymetal and poppy in may and what if they play their song. what if#bbm didnt do oh! majinai when they were supporting sabaton and like#i get that it would've killed jokim's voice but bbm still couldve done it smh smh#this'll be my third time seeing them im not normal even remotely#sorry i'll shut up about babymetal now#i cleaned my room today how did i still have energy for this
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Bruce is just hanging out at Clark's place, and watches Clark as the alien busily fixes his sink. Bruce has definitely slept rough, travelled all over the place with minimal resources and trained in some of the worst conditions, but he's never had to do any of this.
Simple things like maintaining a flat, paying rent, arguing with a landlord, buying groceries, decorating a house, these aren't really a part of his life at all. When he catches Bruce staring, Clark defensively declares he likes making the repairs himself, and Bruce replies that he's just fascinated by all the components that make up Clark's life.
#I don't know if anyone has any remote interest in this quasi-domestic imagining#But I like the idea that Bruce has things he can relate to and things that have never been a part of his life at all#Bruce's time is such a precious and scarce resource that even for the fun of it he never bothers washing dishes or chiming in on decor#he just leaves that up to someone else entirely or lets it slide#and Clark is one of the only people around whom he's a little freed and who he has enough in common with to analyze their lives side by sid#superbat#clark kent#superman#batman#bruce wayne#random thoughts#i need sleep#dc comics
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look, i know everyone said that the new interview with the vampire show was incredible but holy shit i was not prepared for how incredible this show is
like, not only is louis interesting now, he is incredibly compelling! his once-bland internal dilemma is now given actual weight because it's not just the same old Thou Shalt Not Kill But I Am Hungry story, it's tempered through his righteous fury at how black people have been treated all these years, how many people have wronged him and laughed and expected him to laugh along, how his ties to the community that once saved him are now turning to nooses around his throat, how his family that he once provided for and relied on have now come to fear him
that, combined with his explicit homosexuality, and with lestat being the only one who seemed to accept him and love him for all that he is, and how that is both comforting and incredibly toxic and combined with sam reid's insane charisma and mania and gravity as lestat that make it completely understandable why louis would still be drawn to him in spite of everything
and how they've used the changes from the original to this one to examine how memory shifts regarding someone who was so intense and formative in your life even if they were ultimately so controlling and abusive but still left such huge gouges in your personality like knives
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this is the best-written show i have seen in a long time like this is top-tier writing holy shit
#interview with the vampire#iatw#i kept thinking ''eh idk if this is for me'' but now i'm just. frothing at the mouth over the quality and the nuance of the writing#and the incredible acting and the shifting timelines and the nods to the original not as easter eggs but integral parts of characterization#i mean. mind blown#at the sheer level of writing going on here like holy shit this deserves so many awards#FUCK AND CLAUDIA IS JUST#FUCK#like if i had to pick the ''worst time to be made immortal'' it would undoubtedly be 14#i mean kirsten dunst being 10 is definitely awful but 14 would be so much worse#because you are on the very *cusp* of adulthood#and to be denied ever reaching that adulthood would be an unspeakable torture#like you're just old enough to *know* but just too young to really *experience*#and you're at the very peak of being Your Worst You#like 14 is undoubtedly the worst time to be made immortal#literally nobody would ever even remotely want to be 14 forever that's everyone's idea of hell
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So regarding the fake names, and how it could be bittersweet for machete to have to give up his real name for the sake of anonymity and safety, I had this funny little thought that the entire church genuinely forgot his name from calling him machete for so long. So when they hear about his death, or hear his real name they just go āwho?ā In response. If he was ostracized as long as he was I doubt any of the enemies he had actually bothered to learn his real name, kind of another massively ironic twist of fate where the very thing that they could use to find him and they never actually bothered to consider it.
And now the question (if thatās okay, I know a suggestion for way to explain why he still is named what he is can be a little rude) Where would they go? Would they head north to where Germany or France currently sits? South/East towards the balkans? Even further north to the anglo-saxons island? I imagine they would need to find a place where the Catholic Church canāt find them easily.
I don't know how plausible it would be for people to completely forget his proper name, but I can't deny liking the idea of him being able to shed the Machete persona and attempting to revert back to his kinder and more sensible self. From the time before his work filed his personality into a set of sharp edges.
Truthfully, I'm not entirely sure, I haven't thought that far. Trying to settle in a protestant country would be distressing, since Machete dedicated so much of his life to counter-reformation causes.
#off the top of my head I could consider Greece?#maybe orthodoxy would be a little more neutral ground than protestantism#culture shock wouldn't be massive#and Machete already speaks a little bit of greek#but since Italy itself was divided at the time they might be able to get away with just escaping to some remote part of the peninsula#answered#anonymous#Vaschete scenarios#even if Machete left the church he wouldn't stop being a catholic I don't think he's capable of that
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WHIZZER BROWN WOULD NOT CELEBRATE BOTH CHRISTMAS AND HANUKKAH!!!!!
#Iām scrolling through old fics on ao3 and suffering#WHY IS THIS SUCH A COMMON THING#I DONT CARE THAT HES ONLY HALF JEWISH#MY BOY ISNT A GOY!!!!!#I die a little bit inside each time I see something remotely goy-related headcanon/fic scenario for FALSETTOS characters#try not to erase Jewish characters and their culture ready GO!#I donāt care that this is a non-problem#if you donāt implement the jewish part of falsettos into your characterization then you donāt understand the characters!!!#itās that simple#sorry for crashing out yall Iām just so so sOOO sick of this#falsettos#the marvin trilogy#whizzer brown
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You know what. Iāve realised a massive part of why I dislike tommy so much!
Heās a shape shifter.
Think about it for a moment. We know next to nothing about this dude because he just shifts into whatever role he needs to play for whomever heās with. We know he was military but have zero context beyond that but itās implied he was the āperfectā soldier.
Under Gerrard heās a bigoted misogynistic racist homophobe.
Gerrard leaves and he magically becomes someone who can fit in with the 118 under Bobby.
Leaves the 118 and we donāt know what heās up to.
Reappears on the scene when the firefam show up at the hangar and becomes what they need him to be in that moment.
Is essentially actively pursuing Eddie but is quick to switch to buck when itās clear heās an easier target. Drops buck when bucks not ready with zero explanation but is happy to go along with what buck wants when he calls him.
Man doesnāt have a personality of his own because he just shifts into whatever he needs to be for whoever he needs to be it for.
#I have a slightly out there (ok very out there) theory that Tommy is actually under Ortizās control and that Gerrard is just a decoy#that Tommy is infiltrating the 118 to take them down#because Gerrard is too obvious heās too panto villain#but Tommy - who appears back on the scene concienetly at the same time as Ortiz starts up her vendetta!!#heās much better placed to create issues and problems that Gerrard is.#his shifting personality is suspicious to me because in all the begins episodes he was just going wherever the wind was blowing and has no#actual characteristics of his own - it was all words out in his mouth#do I think this is what theyāre actually doing with mr plot device - not remotely!#heās there for bucks arc and then heāll be gone#but so I think it would be a fun and interesting thing to do with him - completely - but that would mean more screen time#and Iām getting as much as I can handle already!#anti tommy kinard#911 abc#911 speculation#sort of I guess#more me having a random theory that will come to nothing!#although he is a shape shifter - that part is not a wild specualtion!
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Trevor got a new-n-pretty outfit for Sypha, and it only cost his literal blood, sweat, and tears. I did make a few creative liberties on this iteration of Sypha's design since I want to keep her very snug-looking, so I made a lot of the parts to her dress longer and poofed up the sleeves just so they match her descendants. :D
#also this way the ruffled part of the sleeves match trevor too don't you think that's kinda cute?#I've been thinking about letting sypha switch to a new default outfit so I can inch away from the nufleg one#(her design was the Only one I could remotely tolerate)#but also it would be nice to give her something more elaborate anyway now that she doesn't need to hide herself#this look may be the one I try to work into I just have to look at it a lot of times and see how consistent I can keep it#thank you again scary-killing-game for feeding the fans ever so well#doodle-daas#akumajou dracula#sypha belnades#anti netflixvania
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Yeah honestly I didn't mind the ratfish even though I disagreed with 90% of his takes, I just wish we could have had some payoff of seeing the cast react to him and I kinda don't get why they didn't do that. It felt like a weird choice
#game changer#i also feel like stakes would have felt higher if there was some consequence for the ratfish being discovered#like theyd lose a power or something? idk#it just kinda felt like it was 'the cast + some random guy who decides who wins or loses based on nothing'#which to be fair game changer does similar stuff all the time#but most of the time we get to see the casts reactions to that revelation and thats what makes it fun#idk. honestly part 1 was very good and i liked parts of the finale#but ive come to expect more from dropout#it just felt unsatisfying#some sort of scheduling/filming conflict or something maybe? but the ratfish was reacting to the cast in real time#maybe for some reason he had to film remotely in a different city and thats why he couldnt be there?#but still then why wouldnt you have him zoom in for a reveal or something#i just dont get it tbh#game changer spoilers
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Time Travel can cause many problems.
One of them, of course, is creating a paradox. If the future changes enough that the traveler never actually goes back in time, then there are several rips in reality.
Thatās not the only problem that Iām presenting.
What happens when the traveler doesnāt know that it was them? When they think itās an entirely separate entity?
What happens when Danny Fenton comes to his parents and says āI think Iām possessed by a ghost thousands of years oldā?
#dc x dp#dcxdp#dp x dc#dpxdc#danny phantom#prompt#dp x dc prompt#if Danny knew about Phantom before he died because of those murals or whatever#and he didnāt know that time travel was even remotely possible#would he go to his parents and ask for help getting the ghost out of him?#what would happen?#is this part of the regular timeline or did Clockwork himself cause a paradox?#maybe if DC x DP#it was Flash#he found a cool picture and put it in a place where everyone could see it
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dumping AM thoughts in tags
#im gonna be a hater tonight sorry#so many AM designs dont. Represent AM like they should. Itll just be a robot with a tv head or something resembling a human#but like. AM would NOT resemble a human in the slightest. please tell me you read the book#AM would be an uncomfortable and incomprehensible mess of wires and screens. it doesnt move it Crawls and it's metal scrapes on the floor.#whatever could possibly resemble limbs would be too long or abnormally shaped. a mess of wires and scrap metal and circuitry#there is no need for teeth or a jaw. speakers work just fine. no need for noses. robots dont need to smell#there is no need for ears. AM already has enough sensors spanning the world that pick up way too much sound at any given time.#and theres no need for eyes. asides from making the last living subjects uncomfortable. sensors once again work fine#AM is a horrible and messy amalgamation of parts. ever changing and shifiting as mass falls off and is rebuilt.#wires and cables and scrap and pieces scavenged from what little remains of the world. an ouroboros of metal#there is no need for anything remotely human in AM's design. especially when AM literally hates humans.#why would AM go out of it's way to *be* human.#āoh but AM was jealous of humans for their sensesā YES but jealousy of SENSES does not equal jealousy of FORM#you ever see those poor cable management pictures that just looks like a conglomerate of wires and switches? THAT is AM .#that is not a human. that is not an animal. that is a machine and it hates.#ihnmaims
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when the days make up the weeks and the weeks make up the months and the months make up the years of your life so your day to day life is like actually your life like your life is made up of every day so just making it through the day and through the week is actually how youāre living your life<3 there is no āmy life will start when [insert thing youāre waiting for]ā like this is just your life and youāre living it right now and you cannot wait for things to change you have to change them yourself or you will continue to live this way. this is awesome im doing great
#I think im actually doing fine this week has just been. well itās been A Fucking Week for sure#working a full time remote job I donāt particularly like where I barely interact w my coworkers so im home all day#and then a second part time job that has this incentive thing this week that Iām trying to hit so my days have been All Work#and im being ghosted by a girl Iāve been seing who I actually really liked and have no idea why she stopped responding#like we fully had plans on monday night that we made literally the day before. and she stopped answering me sunday night after we MADE PLANS#and i had to return her ticket and go see brokeback mountain by myself#and this lesbian bar had karaoke scheduled for tonite i was gonna go to but it got moved to Monday so i have no plans tonite#other than work my second job get stoned and be sad I guess#and Iāve been sooooo homesick this week. im in a new city across the country but im stuck at home all day & my roomies never wantto hang out#i miss my friends i miss my old job i miss my old apartment I miss my old roommate I miss knowing my way around town without a map#i miss knowing people. i miss dutch bros. I miss my family. why did i do thisssssss#i know itāll pass and itās just a combo of factors bumming me out this week. but I donāt wanna only live for the weekend#I wanna do things during the week that arenāt work. I want to meet ppl. I want a girlfriend so bad man im sick of being single. ughhhhhhjh
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I feel so itchy and skin crawly looking at this picture

Like that is Eddie covered in bees (shudder) Iām assuming during the call at the perfume launch thingy where weāve seen him running with his bee net on!
Itās also making my brain itch!!
#Eddie covered in bees like that is making me itchy#but also - the metaphor is not lost on me#actually there are several metaphors#the idea of being covered in bees and thus being stung repeatedly - much like Eddie has been stung repeatedly by life#the idea that bees only sting when under threat - Eddie blowing up his life could be seen as him stinging because he feels under threat#in part because of his familbut mostly from himself - his subconscious is fighting against him - related to his dawning queer awakening#plus there is also the fact that the reaction to being stung is a delayed one - yes you might feel the initial sting#but the reaction develops over time as the body reacts and tries to expel or neutralise the bee venom#this is a massive metaphor for Eddie - the delayed reactions heās had to many things in his life but in particular to buck coming out as bi#he felt the initial sting but claimed it wouldnāt change anything only now heās reacting to that sting - the swelling and pain is happening#and that will lead to recovery - it all plays into the queer Eddie narrative very nicely#because when you get stung by a bee you think it wonāt be that bad - but itās always worse and more itchy than you think#Iām not being remotely coherent about this at all#I might come back to it tomorrow!#911 spoilers#eddie diaz#911 abc#bee theory
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Hey uh don't do unpaid labour just to apply for a job. And maybe don't apply to places that want you to do unpaid labour just to apply.
#I tried applying for a remote editor position at a journal website and they tried to get me to edit an entry as part of the application#I just submitted a Word doc that said in Times New Roman 12pt font double spaced āI will not do free unpaid labor for a job applicationā#lol. lmao even
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seen alotta jay hot takes lately I think it's time I say one of my own
If nyas color scheme is gonna be mostly cyan then jay needs to change his, I can hardly tell there dragons rising minifigs apart when they both have there masks on
#For real can't jay switch to like#Dark blue with pale yellow accents#Like how Cole is blac with orange accents#C'mon guys u look at how many fans were analyzing those dragons rising season 2 part 1 trailers all like "omg is that nya or jay!?!?#And tell me this is remotely ok#C'mon guys jay was dark blue in the Ninjago movie#U used to love movie synergy#U ruined garmadon whole character for it#It could even show that his time as evil jay left a permanent mark on him#Like visually showing a change in his character#Look at the dragons rising jay and nya minifigs side by side under various lighting conditions and tell me its easy to tell who's who#There seabound suits had the same problem tbh#Ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#jay walker#nya smith#Nya Jiang#Evil jay
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