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mint-flavoredd · 9 months ago
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Rory, sweetie, you gave her a heart attack.
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stellarsecrets86 · 16 days ago
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Romantic, Funny , Adorable Asteroid Aspects In Composite Chart
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୨ৎ Eros conjunct Psyche Oh honey, you two are the human embodiment of a rom-com montage. You met reaching for the same baguette, and now you’re inseparable like peanut butter and jelly. Passion and soul connection collide here, so expect wild chemistry that feels like butterflies on caffeine. Don’t be surprised if you both suddenly burst into ‘our song’ in the supermarket aisle.
୨ৎValentine in the 7th house Every day with you two is basically Valentine's Day but without the pressure to buy overpriced chocolates. Your bond radiates so much heart-eyes energy, even your fights come with emoji bubbles and 'I love you, but also you're ridiculous.' Honestly, if love were a Hallmark movie, you're the lead roles who accidentally adopt a puppy halfway through and live happily ever after.
୨ৎJuno trine Venus You’re basically married already, whether the papers say so or not. Your connection is like a cozy Netflix binge session with matching fuzzy socks and inside jokes about who hogs the blanket. You effortlessly balance partnership and romance one hand holds the remote, the other holds your partner’s heart. People around you are just waiting for the adorable ‘we got hitched’ announcement, but hey, why rush perfection?
୨ৎAmor sextile Moon I see you two as emotional snack providers you intuitively know when the other’s soul needs a hug, a meme, or just someone to say ‘you got this.’ It’s that kind of love where silent glances say, ‘I’m here,’ and no words are necessary. Expect some epic cuddle marathons and an uncanny ability to finish each other’s emotional sentences.
୨ৎCeres in the 4th house Your love story smells like fresh-baked cookies and feels like a warm, fluffy blanket on a cold night. One of you is the caretaker, the other the grateful recipient, but both play chef, nurse, and emotional barista. You've got that 'mom-and-dad-but-make-it-cute' energy where 'Did you eat?' and 'I packed you lunch' become love mantras.
୨ৎBride conjunct Groom asteroid You’re the human version of a wedding Pinterest board. Even if you’re just Netflix and chilling, your vibe screams ‘just married.’ There’s this undeniable ‘team us’ energy. Spoiler: your love story is basically ‘romance meets business plan.
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୨ৎAphrodite in the 1st house Walk into a room together, and suddenly the whole place smells like roses or at least that's what people say when they catch your scent of chemistry. You both give off major Lana Del Rey video vibes: dreamy, a little mysterious, and utterly magnetic. Your presence feels like an art piece,beautiful, nuanced, and impossible to look away from.
୨ৎJuno sextile Eros You don’t even need a proposal to act like you’re planning the wedding. Pinterest boards? Check. Dream venues? Double check. But the real magic is in the playful teasing that keeps your connection spicy and sweet. You’re basically the couple who plans anniversary surprises during casual Tuesdays.
୨ৎAmor trine Mars Forehead kisses that turn into flirty wrestling matches. You’ve got the kind of chemistry that turns ‘carry your bags’ into an excuse for playful banter. It’s like Cupid handed you both a script and told you to improvise, and boy, do you deliver. Expect a rollercoaster of giggles, sparks, and ‘did you really just do that?’ moments all wrapped in a hug.
୨ৎCupido in the 3rd house Your texting game is next level, no joke. Autocorrect probably ships you both harder than you ship yourselves. You flirt through witty banter, memes, and spontaneous ‘good morning, sunshine’ texts that could melt glaciers.
୨ৎVenus conjunct Ceres Your love language is basically gourmet snacks and emotional check-ins served with a side of ‘Are you really okay?’ You nurture each other like tender plants, but instead of watering cans, it’s warm hugs and homemade soup. If one of you is down, the other is ready with the ‘emergency chocolate stash’ and a pep talk that could revive a wilted cactus.
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୨ৎDestinn conjunct Vertex Fate dropped you two into the same coffee shop right when your drinks collided. Your connection feels destined, like the universe hit shuffle and said, ‘This is the main event.’ You’re that couple whose story people want to hear over and over, complete with cute mishaps and serendipitous moments. you’ll probably keep bumping into each other in the most charming ways.
୨ৎPsyche in the 5th house You binge cartoons and argue over which Disney couple you are like it’s a national sport. Your playful love blends emotional depth with kid-at-heart vibes. Expect spontaneous dance parties, shared ice cream, and debates about whether Ariel or Belle is the real queen.
୨ৎValentine opposite Mars You fight like a pillow fight commercial chaos with heart eyes. Your arguments are less 'battle to the death' and more 'who can make the other laugh first.' It's sexully intense, passionate, and hilarious. Expect flirty insults disguised as 'serious discussions' and makeup sex that could fuel a dark romance sequel.
୨ৎJuno square Sun You’ve got serious power couple energy but also, a low-key obsession with who gets the last fry. Your relationship is this perfect blend of boardroom boss moves and kitchen counter-top negotiations. You might argue over the remote but make up with epic make-out sessions.
୨ৎBride trine Amor He calls you his future wife with zero irony, and you secretly doodle your name with his last name like a love-struck teenager. Your connection has that sweet ‘we’re in this forever’ vibe, wrapped in shy smiles and stolen glances.
୨ৎMoon sextile Cupido Your emotional flirting is next level ‘How was your day?’ turns into ‘I’d die for you’ real quick. You’re that couple who communicates in tender looks, inside jokes, and cozy silences. The Moon’s basically throwing a glittery love party, and you two are the guests of honor.
୨ৎVenus in the 6th house Your love is in the little things he folds your socks, you bring him coffee in a glittery mug. It’s practical romance with a sparkle caring through acts of service and sweet routines. You turn daily chores into love rituals that others only dream of. You guys make ‘adulting’ look like an adorable date.
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୨ৎEros square Mercury Your flirting is basically roasting each other . There’s sexual tension, sarcasm, and a whole lot of ‘did you really just say that?’ moments. Your relationship vibe? Witty banter meets slow burns and heated debates over the silliest things. You keep each other sharp and entertained, like a never-ending comedy show.
୨ৎCeres trine Sun She warms his soul like a living fireplace he calls her his emotional thermostat. Your bond is nurturing, comforting, and full of ‘I got you’ energy. Together, you’re a sanctuary in a hectic world. Honestly, your love is like a safe harbor and everyone wants a ticket.
୨ৎGroom in the 7th house She calls him ‘husband’ in public as a joke, and he totally plays along. Your vibe is so strong, friends are convinced you actually a lifetime goal. You’re that couple who treats every outing like a wedding rehearsal with way more laughter and fewer nerves.
୨ৎJuno conjunct Descendant You’re that couple who show up matching totally unplanned but totally iconic. Everyone rolls their eyes but secretly wishes for your effortless dynamic. It’s like your souls are high-fiving with each other and honestly, you’re the poster children for relationship goals with zero effort.
୨ৎAphrodite opposite Moon Late night talks with fairy lights and three blankets? Yes, please. Your emotional connection is poetic, dreamy, and wrapped in romantic monologues worthy of a Netflix special. You two could turn small talk into epic love scenes and frankly, the I am jealous.
[PS: For entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! ]
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ben10-au-mansion · 6 months ago
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It's Dec 27! Happy birthday to all the Bens there! 🎂🥳 My question is, what do you guys do on your birthdays?
Philo: I tend to spend my birthdays along with Gwen. There are some choices were we usually alternate on which one's we're going to have like what flavour of cake we're getting this year or which place we're going to spend our birthdays at. My cake of choice are peanut butter cakes while Gwen likes strawberry shortcakes!
Therapist: On almost all our birthdays, Gwen and I always try and celebrate together with our family and friends. The key word is try. I made the mistake of telling Reiny it was my birthday one year and now it’s a universal holiday. It’s sweet that aliens I barely remember will show up unannounced to wish me happy birthday. Vilgax gave me a custom suit of armor last year. But after all of that, me and Gwen find some time alone to reflect on the year and our personal growth, she likes to call it our yearly gossip session.
1K: Gwen and I have been spending our birthdays like we've (mostly) always have! This year, my parents invited everyone to their house, and man, that place was packed! There were a lot of friends and family there, even friends of friends and family of family. Rook bought our cake this year, since last year Kevin was in charge of the cake and... well, it tasted fine, but it came in a sort of smashed state.
5½: With my mom and dad and grandpa max, Gwen's there too...buuuuut this isn't about her. Usually we just have a party at home since it's cold, but sometimes we go to this really cool indoor park where you jump around and climb, or sometimes to this restaurant with creepy robots, ooo ooo or the movies! There was that one time they took me to a circus though...eugh
Toon: Gwen and I have a big ol 3 tiered cake, and a pinata shaped like one of our villains!
Ben I: well me and Gwen share the same Birth Date so we have a little party with our family and have all our favorite food!
Proto-tool: ...Play Sumo Slammers.
Bounty: I forgot I had one of those still. I don’t think I’ve had a birthday party since I was five. And I didn’t start celebrating it until this year. I’m not a big fan of parties or socializing. Especially with certain family members right now. But my parents are gonna bake a cake, and Rook and Wren were gonna take me on a hike through the mountains.
Lost: oh it’s our birthday? I haven’t celebrated it in a long time… I don’t age anymore so there’s no use in celebrating..
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Happy birthday Ben 10! From the mansion goers!
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reneesrapp · 4 months ago
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Anything For You - Prologue
(Renee x you)
Your POV
No matter how thick and muggy the air in LA is, stepping out of LA Children's Hospital always makes it feel like an ocean breeze in New England. Hospital air is thin and sterile, and after 12 hours it's impossible not to desire some fresh air, even if the only option is the thick, polluted air of LA.
I slowly walk up the stairs of the parking garage, my legs slightly sore, but not as bad as some other days. While I was feeling tired and exhausted, I knew what was waiting for me at home and that at least made me motivated to get there.
Every Friday, by the time I get home from work, my roommates and friends are already pre-gaming for the night's events. This typically means that the second I walk in the door I'm handed a beer on my way to the shower.
I tug open the door of my beat up black forester, as usual, praying it holds up a little while longer. It's a 2006, and it's now 18 years old. She's not running strong, but she's running. I toss my back pack and water bottle into the passenger seat before starting the car, relieved it turned over easily.
Since it's almost 8 pm, my car isn't as hot as it tends to get during the day. But once I sit down I can smell the hospital on my scrubs. Immediately rolling down my windows brings some relief to the all too familiar smell, as I head towards home. I call Jules, even though I wasn't sure if she would answer, it depends on how long they've already been pregaming.
When I eventually hear the voicemail, I groan and hang up, shooting a text in the group that I'm on the way home. Fortunately for me, at least Payton saw it and liked it, so somebody knew to expect me.
I turn up the radio, hoping for some background noise to get me prepared for the volume adjustment when I walk into the house. While the NICU is not quiet, it only gets loud during codes. Obviously, premies don't talk a lot but they can definitely make all the noise they want.
I did love my job, even though sometimes I'm concerned that I come across as ungrateful. Being able to give little ones the chance to grow and survive will warm anyone's heart, but it can sometimes cause mental breakdowns or sobbing sessions.
Typical LA traffic is causing a delay in my commute, and is making it almost impossible not to scream out the frustration I was feeling. I turn up my music, Spotify creating a day list that always has an embarrassing name. Today "Country Love Songs Cowboy Friday Evening" was ringing through the speakers of "Manatee Martha" as I tapped lightly on the steering wheel.
Finally pulling into my drive way allows me to relax my shoulders, knowing I have 3 full days of R&R before heading back to see my peanuts. I unbuckle, leaning my head back letting out a deep breath, attempting to gain some energy to match the party happening through my front door.
I grab my bag and water bottle, slamming the car door shut, hoping it was hard enough to close it this time. My keys jingle in my scrubs pocket as I approach the door, hoping it was no more than 10 people. In this house, you never know. It's not a bad thing, and once I shower I'll be ready to party, but these 5 minutes tend to be the hardest.
I turn the lock, opening the door to my living room seeing my roommates, a few close friends and boyfriends, as well as a blonde girl in the corner who caught my eye first. Of course I know who she is, we do follow each other and she's good friends with Jake and Jules, I just haven't had the pleasure of meeting her yet.
She was mid laugh when I walked in, and settles into a small smile as our eyes connect. I smile softly back, excited I finally get to meet her after hearing such great things. I'm hoping my friends have done me the honor of sharing some great things about me with her. I'm snapped away from her after as Payton stands up, causing everyone else to turn my way.
"Y/n!" she cheers, the room following suit. "Here," she tosses me a White Claw, the cold can hits my chest causing me to jump back into reality. I smile at Payton, cracking the can open with one hand taking a big swig.
"Thank you, I'll be back" I say, holding my can in the air as I head up the stairs.
"Hurry up, you're getting the smell of hospital in our house," Julia teases as I quicken my way up the steps.
Walking into my room, I let out a sigh of relief. My favorite space in the world, curated to always smell like vanilla or lavender and only have little lights on. No big lights. Never the big lights.
I drop my back pack next to the door, my water and White Claw on the desk to my right, then kicking my sneakers off and placing them on the shoe rack to my left. I close my door behind me, and strip my scrubs off quickly, tossing them in the hamper next to the shoe rack. I toss my sports bra and underwear in the same direction, and quickly peel off my socks, which were more sweaty than they probably should have been.
After grabbing my beer, I head into my bathroom, turning on the shower and looking in the mirror. Oof. Looking like that while attempting to make a first impression on a pop star was not in my 2024 bingo card.
I let my hair down from its pony tail, sliding the hair tie onto my wrist. I shake my hair out, ready for the steam that's quickly filling the bathroom. I take another big swig of my drink before opening the glass door, a small squeak as it moves over the tile, before hopping into the hot water.
My body immediately relaxes into the steam and I can't help but let out a small groan, putting my hair under the water, just letting my body ease into the drastic change of environment.
A shower is always the huge change of scenery for me when coming home from work. Being able to wash away all of the fluids, hand sanitizer, latex, and diaper smells makes me feel like a new person.
I scrub my hair, knowing that it will often hold a lot of hospital smell, and if I happen to meet any girls tonight, I want to be smelling the least hospital-like as possible. I scrub my entire body down, ridding myself of the layer of hospital I tend to feel, even though I always wear a long sleeve shirt under my scrubs. After throwing in some conditioner, I shave my legs and arm pits, leaving it to take the knots out of my hair. I always love when it smells like coconut and cucumber.
I rinse out my conditioner, running a comb through my hair before turning the water off. I take a deep breath, getting ready for the long night ahead. I dry myself off between sips of my drink, knowing if I walked downstairs without it being empty, I would be booed.
I decide to leave my hair down, using a bit a product to keep it how I like it, before throwing on probably too much deodorant and lotion. I brush my teeth, the flavor making me wince as it mixes with the black cherry seltzer sitting next to me on the counter.
I know the bar we were going to tonight was relatively low key, well, as low key as LA could be. I slide my tight black boxer briefs up my legs, and put a black bralette over my torso. I toss on a pair of blue baggy straight leg jeans and a white waffle knit long sleeve. Over that I toss on a tan over sized tee, a pocket on the front and huge brown and blue logo on the back. I throw on some tall white Nike socks, and my brown dunks, hoping I was going to get some "straight" girls to come my way. I head over to my back pack, grabbing my phone and wallet out of the front. I slide them into my pockets, before chugging the rest of my drink and pulling my long gold chain out of my shirt.
I finish the rest of my drink before heading back downstairs, being met with cheers. "Drink check! Y/n..." Jake gives me a warning look as I reach the bottom of the stairs. I smile at him, placing my can lightly on the ground before stomping on it, the drink flattening under my foot. "Let's do this, refills?"
I take a tally of new drinks for everyone, my eyes stopping on Renee as I raise an eyebrow in her direction. "Renee, what do you need, babe?" I smirk, gesturing towards her hands. A huge smile grows on her face as she laughs loudly.
"Tequila soda would be great," she laughs, rolling her eyes at me. I smile back nodding, walking into the kitchen. I know she often gets called out for flirting, and I was hoping to have a good night with her, as everyone around us seems to really love her. I didn't want to be the one person she didn't click with.
I come back into the room with 3 beers, a bottle of red, and two tequila sodas in a can. I pass drinks out, before noticing the only spot left in the living room was between Renee and the arm of the couch. I smile walking over to her, handing her the drink and sitting down next to her.
I'm finally able to take in her outfit, a pair of baggy cargo pants and a skin tight crop top with yellow and green, the shirt hugging her body perfectly. She had her hair down, the blonde locks falling just above her breasts, which I tried not to look at for too long.
"Thanks, babe," she teases, taking the can out of my hand. "It's nice to finally meet you," she cracks her can open, as I do mine. I do not tend to drink tequila, almost always vodka crans or pineapples. But, I wanted to have something in common with her here.
"Same here, I've heard so much about you over the past year," I hold up my drink, waiting for her to cheers with me. She taps my drink lightly, taking a sip.
"Yeah, I heard your work schedule is crazy. But I've also only heard good things," she continues, looking down at her can.
"My work schedule is consistent, which is not something you big pop stars and influencers understand," I smile, gesturing towards Jake. "I work 7:30 am - 7:30 pm Tuesday through Friday. Which, if you ask any other nurse is honestly a dream schedule."
"You're a nurse?" she questions, the blue eyes coming up to meet mine. I try not to falter in confidence as I finally get a minute to look at how beautiful she really is. I nod, taking a sip of the drink I didn't love. "Where do you work?"
"I'm in the NICU at LA Children's," I smile, Renee's hand immediately moving to her chest. She pouts a lip and looks at me with big eyes. "No, don't get sad on me, it's great," I laugh, being used to people saying weird things when I tell them my job. "I love my job, and I'm very fortunate to do it."
"How small are they, I'm obsessed with babies," she laughs, turning her body towards me, her back now to Jake. I hold up my finger, and swallow my drink as I pull my phone out of my front pocket.
"Legally, I never showed you these," I whisper, Renee's smile growing. She scoots closer to me as I open my photos app, showing her some of the most recent pictures of the babies. "We throw a party once a month for families, and they all have different themes. Last week was the Oscars," I giggle, pulling up a picture of a few of our kids together, some in "ball gowns" and some in "tuxedos".
"That may be the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life," Renee gushes, zooming in on each baby. "Wow they're really tiny," she mumbles as I scroll through some more pictures. I land on a picture of a micro-premie, Adriana, resting on my chest. I'm smiling at the camera, even though we all got a picture with her as we knew her time was coming to an end. "She's like barely the size of half your arm," Renee says quietly. I nod, sliding my phone back in my pocket.
"Enough of the sad shit," I hold my drink up towards Renee, nodding her to do the same, and standing up to give a toast. Everyone looks towards me, my friends rolling their eyes knowing what was to come. "Ladies and gents, please raise a glass to this lovely evening before us. We are here to get drunk, dance, and get with hot girls. Here's to honor. Here's to getting on her, to staying on her, and if you can't come in her, come on her," I smile. Everyone stands in the middle, connecting our glasses to celebrate. "Let's call some Ubers."
After climbing into the Uber, I'm sat in the way back with Kennedi, and Jules, her boyfriend, Will, and Jake in the middle row. The other Uber contained a few of our other friends Brett, her boyfriend, Jordan, Payton, and Renee.
"Y/n, how do you like Renee," Kennedi smiles, nudging me in the side. I laugh rolling my eyes, thinking carefully before I respond. My roommates know a lot about the girls I'm seeing, or at least sleeping with. I don't want to make things awkward tonight with a close friend of theirs. She was plenty nice, we had a nice conversation and nobody could deny how gorgeous she was. But I didn't want to shit where I ate, metaphorically speaking.
"She's as nice as you all have said. She's fun to be around so far," I shrug, Jake rolling his eyes from the front row. I don't know who let that tiny man get to sit in the front, while I, probably a good 6 inches taller than him, was stuck in the way back.
"You know she's hot, and you're totally flirting with her," he says pointedly. "TFWH. Totally flirting with her," he mumbles before turning around. I laugh lightly, shaking my head.
"Is that okay? I wasn't sure who was off limits," Jules turns to me rolling her eyes.
"Girl, we can't tell you who to be with and who not to be with. Renee is great, and gay, perfect match! PM," she laughs. I nod, looking down into my lap. Maybe I'll make some moves on her at the bar, but who knows. No reason I couldn't make my rounds.
Arriving at the bar, we meet up with the other group, getting in line. Renee is all the way up front, and I'm at the end of our group, a good 7 people away from her. I was hoping for more of an opportunity to chat with her before the music is too loud to have a conversation, but I'll make do.
After scanning my ID, I follow my group of friends to a separated section in the corner of the bar. Since it was only 10, the bar wasn't crazy yet, so we had some time to hang out together before heading towards the dance floor. This was a plus to having a best friend who got famous making tik toks pretending to be John Hancock. We all slide into a booth, and I'm sat directly across from Renee, perfect. I smile up at her, and catch her eye.
"Funny seeing you here," she says, giving me a pointed look. "Felt like you were avoiding me when you got in the other Uber." My face drops and I feel a blush creep up onto my cheeks.
"No, no I just go where I'm told, I totally didn't mean to avoid-"
"Babe, I'm kidding," Renee smiles, tossing the nickname back at me for earlier. I feel my body physically relax. Up comes a blonde waitress with her boobs clearly in a push up bra, smiling at the table. Her smile drops when she lands on me, and I finally recognize her. Fuck.
"Y/n..." she mumbles, letting out a heavy sigh.
"Hey, Isabella," I say quietly, Julia jabbing my side quickly. I look up at her and her eyes are wide. I nod, both of us knowing what I was in for.
"No call back, huh?" She asks, smiling down at me bitterly. I shrug, not really knowing what to say.
"I'm sorry, I've been crazy busy with work," I try to explain, but she snaps her eyes away from me over to Julia.
"What can I get you dear?" Julia looks at me with eyes wide as I just shake my head. The rest of the table didn't seem to notice, but Renee definitely did. Isabella comes back over to Renee for her order and places a hand on her shoulder gently. "Baby, can I get you a drink?"
"2 tequila sodas please," Renee smiles, Isabella nodding before walking away. Not before tossing me a sour look. "One for you," Renee laughs. "What the hell was that about? Also felt a little weird because she and I could be related."
"Oh god, it may be TMI for our first time meeting," I laugh awkwardly, not knowing if I really wanted to share the story.
"No, never. I love TMI," Renee encourages.
"We hooked up a few weeks before Christmas, and I told her when I came back from being home I would hit her up. But the sex was mediocre at best, so I just... didn't," I say, Renee laughing. "Don't laugh, I didn't have to tell you that," a reluctant smile crossing my features. Renee rolls her eyes, leaning back in the booth.
"So you're a fuck boy lesbian?" She asks, biting her lip. I smile back immediately, happy to receive the flirty attention from the blonde.
"No, not at all. But boy, do I know how to fuck a lesbian," I smile, Renee rolling her eyes. "Should we dance?"
A/n: Hi all! Let me know what you think of the story. I've written before, my old account was Dinahspal, and I used to write Fifth Harmony stories. Please let me know what you think! I'm happy to be back writing, and hope you're all as happy to read as I am to write this story!
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mayiwritesomething · 1 year ago
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Echoplex (One-Shot)
This is a oneshot from LIAUN Series (Masterlist here)
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Wordcount: 2,3k
Pairing: Pedro Pascal x f!reader
Warnings: +18 MDNI, SMUT, teasing, sex (p in v, no protection), oral sex, cursing words, etc.
A/N: I wrote this a while ago while writing the chapters of love is an unfamiliar name (still 2 more chapters to go), i didn’t like it at first but anyway i decided to give it a chance haha. Considering the upcoming chapter 8 will be quite sad, let smooth things with a smut one 😜
Btw it fits somewhere between chapters 6 and 7 but can be read as a one shot on it’s own.
You jetted off to LA on Monday night. Since you and Pedro hadn't met before your departure, you kept exchanging messages. Back at home in your satin sleep dress, feeling gorgeous, you decided to send him a selfie lounging on your sofa with the caption: Movie night. Wish you were here 💔
Almost immediately, you heard the notification sound. It was Pedro. His response was, "Don't you tease me like that baby." Smiling and feeling a rush of heat, you replied with a picture in front of the mirror, the dress slipping from your arms, revealing the curves of your breasts, and the caption, "Or what? Gonna make me pay? 😇"
Forgetting that Pedro preferred calling over texting, you were surprised when he video-called as you returned to the sofa. He was eager to see you, and you wanted him right then and there.
"Oh my god... this looks perfect on you," he said mischievously, then added, "It makes me wonder so much about what's underneath it—why the fuck do you do this?"
"Well, I can show you if you want," you replied with a naughty smile.
"I do, baby... I really do want to see—fuck," his smile faded. "Baby, I have to answer this; it's my manager. I'll be right back."
"Okay," you muttered, frustration taking over as you sank back onto the sofa, scrolling through your Mubi main screen.
Ten minutes turned into twenty, but there was still no call from Pedro. You decided to watch Bowie's Labyrinth, a movie that always made you feel at home.
Nearly two hours later, Pedro finally called, his excitement palpable through the phone. "I've got a fantastic project opportunity," he exclaimed while you listened, intrigued and staring at the screen. "Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, baby. I had to sort a few things out."
"It's alright," you replied, feeling drowsy. "I understand we can't ignore a manager's call."
"Well, the good news is I can make it up to you in person," he teased, causing you to melt a little inside. "Are you free on Thursday?"
"I'll be working on some mixes in my studio, but you're welcome to stop by. I’ve seen you working much more than I’d like; now you can watch me do my thing," you said with a smile.
"I'd love to," he responded eagerly. His enthusiasm was endearing, and you couldn't help but bite your lower lip in anticipation; you couldn’t wait to see him in person.
On Thursday morning, anxiety enveloped you as you meticulously organized your home, ensuring everything was precisely in place. Seeking distraction, you headed to the studio on the other side of your yard to begin mixing a song you were producing. A few hours later, Pedro arrived, bringing your favorite coffee in a thermal cup along with a pack of peanut butter M&Ms.
Engrossed in conversation throughout your mixing session, you were captivated by Pedro's curiosity and respect for your work. You knew that for someone not directly involved in music production, watching someone tinker with synthesizers and create sounds could be quite boring.
"You're like some kind of witch with this whole hocus pocus thing," he marveled, seated in front of you.
Walking over to him, clad in a tank top and sweatpants, your inner music nerd emerged as you explained, "It's not that complicated; I just piece things together and tweak transitions. I'm not sure if it's good yet; I'll have Tim take a look tomorrow."
Pedro rose, drawing nearer to you, his hands gently tracing your face. "Sometimes, a simple 'thank you' is enough when receiving a compliment babe," he whispered, planting a kiss on your forehead, leaving you feeling a bit sheepish.
"I'm sorry, thank you," you murmured.
"No need to apologize, mami," he reassured, cupping your face to kiss you tenderly. Chuckling at the new nickname, you kissed him slowly, feeling the desire building as he lifted you onto the wooden part of the mixing table. Craving his touch, you pulled him closer, kissing his neck and sensing his longing for you as well. While trying to position you on the table and removing his shirt, his hands accidentally slipped, nudging some buttons.
"Careful, man! This is some expensive shit," you cautioned between kisses as your hands fumbled.
"Sorry," he responded, stepping back. "Don't be mad at me, but I'd love to fuck you right here on this table, like right now." You felt a surge of conflicting desires—a battle between primal urges and rational thoughts raging in your mind. Drawing nearer to kiss you again, you reciprocated, feeling his intensity.
"I want you to fuck me now," you confessed, beginning to remove your top.
"Leave it," he instructed, laying you back on the table, as your primal instincts won this round. "Let's not rush," he whispered in your ear, kissing your neck, as you moaned softly, feeling him between your legs, yearning to shed your clothes.
In a frenzy, you attempted to reach for his pants, but he firmly grasped your hands and gently guided them back to the table.
"Come on," you pleaded in exasperation between kisses as he began to trail kisses along your collarbone, slipping a hand under your top to caress the softness of your breast. Sitting before him, his warm touch in the air-conditioned room momentarily stole your breath, causing you to gasp silently.
"We have no neighbors now, baby. I want to hear you; I know I haven't seen everything yet," he murmured, locking eyes with you as his hand continued to tease beneath your top. Your attempts to remove it were thwarted once more. "I told you to leave it," he gently reminded you, guiding your hands back to the table, leaving you burning with frustration inside.
"Seriously? This isn't some master and servant kinda shit," you snapped, annoyed.
"You can have your revenge next time," he whispered into your ear, his breath tickling your skin as he gently removed his hand from under the top and adjusted it on you, the fabric showing how stimulated you were. "These are your words, not mine." He said it ironically.
Frustrated and conceding defeat, you seethed, "I fuckin hate you," while he chuckled, slipping a hand inside your pants and teasing you slowly. Involuntarily, you parted your legs, moaning softly and closing your eyes as he continued to explore.
"Are you sure of that?" he inquired, his gaze fixed on you. "Cause your body is telling me otherwise... Or are you wet like this all the time?" You could see how he was enjoying his little torture session.
"Stop—ah—stop fucking teasing me," you protested, feeling a mix of pleasure and anger.
"One word is missing, baby. Where are your manners?" His voice dripped with lust as his touch alternated between pleasure and torment.
"Please," you mumbled, trying to resist the urge to give in completely.
"I know you can do it a bit louder; I almost didn't catch that," he taunted, quickening his movements before abruptly stopping, holding your jaw with his other hand. You couldn’t think straight anymore.
"Please... PLEASE… PLEASE DON'T STOP," you cried out of sudden, your hand gripping his arm as you bit your lower lip, urging him to continue. "Please, Pedro—please, baby, don't stop," you pleaded, a mixture of desperation and desire in your voice.
“I didn’t see that coming this fast,” he said, still holding your jaw with one hand, then kissing you as you moaned, grinding on him. Surprised and aroused by your response, he resumed his ministrations, and as the pleasure intensified, you could only whisper, "It feels so good... it feels so good—please," your plea trailing off. "Just like that—please keep going like that, baby," you urged, locking eyes with him as you kept moaning adrift in the moment.
"It's so beautiful to see you swallowing this pride of yours and begging like that," he remarked, cupping your face tenderly. "I'd do anything for you—fuck, you’re so wet—I want to hear you scream for me," he whispered in your ear, his words causing you to melt in his arms.
"You could start by letting me do what I want," you protested, a hint of playfulness in your tone. “What about that?”
"Today there's no negotiation," he laughed, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"Really?" This time, you drew him closer and whispered, "Not even if I ask you nicely…”Taking his hand from inside your pants and gently sucking his fingers. “Please?”
Once again, he maintained control better than you. "Not today, baby," he reassured, planting kisses along your neck and holding your face tenderly. "Just lay down," he instructed, gently guiding you onto the table and slowly taking your pants off, though you felt a pang of worry as your knee knocked against something. As you settled into a comfortable position, a sudden intrusive thought crossed your mind: There goes a $10,000 synth.
Letting the tought aside, you longed for his touch as he focused on taking you to new heights, his attention focused between your tights. Gripping his hair, you let go of any concerns about the noise of your pleasure filling the room as you were fully immersed in the moment with him. It was just the two of you, lost in pleasure, clearly enjoying the experience.
As you finally screamed his name and struggled to maintain your balance, he crawled closer, pressing his lips to yours in a passionate kiss so you could taste yourself. He was so caught up in his own pleasure in between your legs that he didn't even notice you slipping off your top, the last piece of clothing remaining.
Drawing you closer, he whispered, "You're so perfect," his words a mix of adoration and desire as he gazed upon your exposed body, then kissing it as you tried to hold him closer. You wanted to feel him inside.
"Tell me something I don't know," you chuckled playfully.
"Your humility brings tears to my eyes," he teased, planting kisses on your breasts. Your hands roamed freely over his body, eliciting goosebumps from feeling him as he teased you before giving you what you wanted. Returning to kiss you, the sensation of him finally being inside you was fenomenal. Suddenly, your hand accidentally hit a button, causing a burst of bass sound that startled both of you, leading to shared laughter.
"I'm pretty sure I broke something this time," you fretted, concerned about the unexpected noise.
"Wanna go down?" he suggested, worried, ensuring he kept you close. You nodded in agreement, indicating the armchair where he had been seated.
Taking a seat, he maintained eye contact with you, holding you close. The desire burning in his eyes was a sight to behold as you gently pushed him back and cupped his face, a smile playing on your lips. "I want you inside again," you whispered almost inaudibly, your words filled with longing.
"Babe, please," he murmured in response as you trailed your fingers over his lips, settling on top of him to ensure you could move and fully feel him.
The way he gripped your hips left you with no control over your own movements; he was once again in charge after the brief moment of stillness you both shared. Your hands clung tightly to his back as one of his hands guided your hair gently, not forcefully, exposing your neck as you ground against him, feeling every inch filling you. Even the fact that he was controlling your movements didn’t bother you this time.
You wouldn’t let him know this easily, but he knew what he was doing. You loved to feel how harder he would grip you each time you moaned. His laughter ringing out, asking, "Does it feel good?" at every curse word that escaped your lips. How lovely he kissed your body, muttering “es tan rica” while hitting you firm but slowly. The way he touched you. How In those moments of almost silent, heavy breathing, your eyes locked in a wordless understanding as you both discovered the perfect rhythm.
The pleasure building within brought you to tears as you reached your climax. Right after hearing his voice calling out your name as he held you close tightly in his own moment of release, which felt so warm inside of you, a mix of cries, laughter, and trembling filled the room. Struggling to kiss him back, you felt his heavy breathing and sensed his shaking body as he rested his head against your chest, muttering words you couldn't quite make out.
Seeing his smile, you returned it, both of you trying to catch your breath in the aftermath. He tenderly kissed your chin as you held him close, both of you sweaty despite the air conditioner running. Without a word, you simply gazed into each other's eyes for a while, sharing smiles and kisses.
"If we keep this up, we could compete in Iron Man," you remarked with a chuckle.
"Sure," he agreed, clearly out of breath.
"You should quit smoking, old man," you teased, laughing. He shot you a playful yet judgmental look in response. "Don't give me that look; I’m aware of my glass ceiling," you defended yourself, a playful glint in your eyes.
“You destroyed me,” he laughed while kissing your breast, his beard tickling you and causing you to chuckle.
“Want to take a shower?” You asked shyly.
“Yes, we made a mess.” He adjusted your hair and kissed you, pulling you as close as he could.
“Consider yourself lucky because I’ve never had sex here,” you laughed.
“I’ll help you tidy things up,” he said, trying to be useful, “and we can check if everything is working because if it’s not, I—” You sensed his anxiety.
“Well, it’s nothing I can’t afford,” you said, kissing him. He just gave you a surprised look. “All I want is to have a shower and another round, if you’re up to it,” you teased.
“I think I can handle another one,” he smiled back at you.
"So, what are we waiting for?”
I can't believe that life's so complex
When I just want to sit here and watch you undress
This is love, this is love
That I'm feeling
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cherrybloosomgirl29 · 10 months ago
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Full House AU Part 3: Shopping
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Summary: Logan has to leave town for a mutant summit; he trusts Wade to keep up with the girls training. Wade has a different idea of fun… (Based on results from the poll)
A/N: This has been my fave idea so far! I hope ya’ll enjoy. I'm probably gonna have another poll for the next idea. From here on out this will be a weekly series that will be posted each Monday. If you have any ideas for future chapters or storylines please comment!
“Wade, I'm trusting you to do this while I’m gone at the summit, okay?”
Logan was just about to leave for a summit on mutant rights. He is attending as moral support for his fellow X-Men, Jean and Storm. They will be giving a speech on mutant rights and activism in front of thousands of guests.
”I got it Lo.’ Give the girls a training session and help them study for their combat tests,” Wade says while helping his husband pack.
”Okay, but no funny business okay? Take them to the danger room, help them with their homework, make them dinner, and then tell them to go to bed,” Logan says with a serious look on his face. He knew Wade tended to get a little off track when hanging out with the girls.
“Yes sir,” Wade says while giving Logan an exaggerated military salute.
A few hours later Logan is on his way to Los Angeles for the summit, while Wade and Logan’s four foster daughters, Rogue, Kitty, Jubilee, and Laura, have just arrived home from school. Wade gives each of his daughters a kiss on the forehead as they come in.
“How was school girls? Were you and Remy caught sneaking out of class again? Yeah, I heard about that” He says with a smirk while looking at Rogue.
”No but Remy asked Rogue to go homecoming with him!” Kitty squeals.
“Yeah, he painted a whole bouquet of roses black just for her!” Jubilee gushes; happy for her sister.
Laura smirks clearly, finding her usually cool goth older sister blushing.
Wade smiles. He is proud of all the progress Rogue has made since she was welcomed into his and Logan’s home. Just a short while ago Rogue was too scared to touch a guy much less date him; now she was going to a school dance.
”Well I’m happy for you Peanut. However, we have a lot of work to do. We gotta train in the danger room for a bit then get working on some schoolwork.” He tries his best to exude the serious aura that makes the girls heed Logan’s commands.
“AWWWW why?” Jubilee pouts, “I was gonna play my new game.”
“I was gonna listen to the new Ethel Cain album.” Rogue sighs disappointed.
Laura motions to a stack of comics in her hand indicating she found reading the new releases more important than training at the moment.
”I was gonna force Rogue to come with me to the boutique to pick out her homecoming dress.” Kitty says while looking down at the ground.
That… that gave Wade an idea. No. He promised Logan he would help the girls get their tasks done.
”None of your usual funny business,” he thought to himself.
An hour later the girls were hard at work in the danger room. Rogue was using her super strength to rescue Jubilee from a crumbled building in the simulation while Kitty was using her phasing ability to rescue Laura from a prison cell.
After they have completed the challenge, Wade tells the girls to take a break.
”You’d look stunning in an emerald green dress.”
“Or maybe with a little tiara to match?”
”You should wear heels!”
Suddenly the talk of the girls about Rogue’s homecoming outfit becomes overwhelming as all the girls are talking over each other at once.
”All right! All right!” Wade raises his voice so the girls can hear him over their chatter.
”Okay, I know you girls are very excited about Rogue’s plans. And, I know you are not gonna be able to settle down and work on school assignments until Rogue gets her dressed. Soooooooooo we are going on a family shopping trip.” Wade was trying to justify his actions to himself. He secretly just wanted to spoil his daughters and get them all pretty outfits to wear.
The girls all jump in excitement. Even though Laura wouldn’t be able to attend homecoming being too young, she still wanted to see her sister look all pretty.
“And ALL of you are getting something pretty and badass to wear. You don’t need dates to have fun at a dance. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have a night out with you.” Wade says visibly excited about being able to spoil his daughters.
About half an hour later they arrive at a boutique that sells formal dresses.
”Alright! We are not gonna be looking at price tags today girls, pick out whatever makes you feel beautiful.” Wade says giving the girls free reign over the store.
”And you are gonna be my little helper!” Wade says, looking at Laura. “You’re gonna use that brutally honest side that you got from your father and make sure your sisters pick out the outfit that suits them best.”
Laura smiles at Wade ready to help her sister.
Rogue was up first. Her three top choices were a black skin-tight satin dress paired with black formal gloves, a short dark green velvet dress with a corset top, and a long dark purple dress that had a high waistline and a puffy skirt.
After a harsh judgment from Laura, she decided on the green one ultimately. She paired the dress with black platform heels and black formal gloves.
Kitty was stuck between choosing a short satin pink dress and a long tight light blue dress. The grossed-out expression on Laura’s face alerts her immediately that the blue dress is not the one for her.
Jubilee is immediately drawn to a fancy yellow jumpsuit that suits her unique style. Luckily, Laura loves it as well.
After Wade pays for the girls’ outfits, he stares at the receipt in shock.
Logan was gonna kill him. Maybe worse considering he can’t actually die. He was sure whatever Logan was gonna do once he saw how much money he spent was way worse than death.
The next night Logan came home from his summit. When he got home he immediately went looking for his husband
“Wade. I saw the charge on my credit card. A THOUSAND DOLLARS?! FOR WHAT???”
Wade looks down sheepishly. “I just wanted to help Rogue feel more confident.”
Logan raises his eyebrow at him. “Did you at least train with them?”
Wade nods “Oh yes I did! They were much more productive after getting them the dresses! And… I actually spent one thousand and five dollars.” He says while pulling out a coffee mug with words “World’s Best Husband” on it.
Logan takes the mug and lets out a small smile. “Okay… I guess your way works too sometimes. I don’t always have to be so strict on the girls.”
”Well if it wasn’t for you we would never get anything done. I would have drained our bank account ages ago.”
The girls watch their dads interact and sigh. They complement each other perfectly.
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melinda-desmond · 2 months ago
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Therapy Session #8
The office doors open and in walks Melinda carrying a cardboard box filled with cucumbers. She closes the door with her foot and puts the large box on the coffee table.
Melinda: Good morning Dr. Forger. I brought cucumbers. Don’t worry I washed them.
Loid: *carefully lowering his pen* Good morning… May I ask why there’s an entire produce section in my office?
Melinda sits down on the couch in front of him and pulls out a half-bitten cucumber from her pocket.
Melinda: Fresh from the Lady Patriots’ garden co-op. We’re calling them Veggie Packs. I’m handing them out this week to promote Edens Vegetable Day.
Loid: … Is this a therapeutic offering or-?
Melinda: Motivational produce. I think you heard from little Anya already. Eden Academy wants to encourage healthy eating, so we decided to do a little performance. The Eden Moms group voted on mascots. I’m Brocco-Linda.
Loid: …Brocco-Linda?
Melinda: Yes! I wear a broccoli suit and say ‘Eat green to grow lean!’ There’s even a routine. We’re performing in front of the younger grades next week. We have Carro-Yor and Corn-ya too. I even made props. Would you like to see my carrot kazoo?
Loid: Maybe later. I did hear something about that from my wife, actually. Anya was upset.
Melinda: She was planning to dress up as a peanut. Called herself the Pea-nut Princess. We had to break the news. Poor girl just sat there, holding her bag of peanuts like they betrayed her.
Loid: She told me she doesn’t believe in vegetables anymore.
Melinda: Tough age.
Loid: And Damien? How have things been progressing between you two?
Melinda: Oh wonderful! I mean, progress. I asked Damien to join us as Pea-mian. I still think it was clever! He didn’t even say no. Just walked away. I later found out he thought I was having an episode.
Loid: *scribbling on his clipboard* So no recent conversations about his interests, school life or feelings?
Melinda: Well- I thought if I can’t talk to him normally I might as well do something nice together. That’s better than awkward silence, right?
Loid: I don’t think it’s right to rely on costumes to fix your communication. Excuse me for saying this, but it looks like you’re deliberately avoiding my advice.
Melinda: Not avoiding. Just… sneaking around the awkward part.
Loid: Asking him to be a giant pea might not say ‘I care about you’ like you think. It shows you’re out of ideas.
Melinda: Yes, well… I haven’t had any good ones in a while.
Loid: Start with something small. Ask how his day was or sit near him and make him feel supported. Let him speak to you.
Melinda: So maybe next time I offer him a side role. Like a Parsley Guard.
Loid: We’ll… keep working on it.
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geekmom3 · 2 months ago
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Here is the final part to my first mini-series please let me know how you liked it and if you have any requests don't hesitate to message me.
"Pack Babysitting Survival Guide
Or Trust No Wolf with a Diaper Bag"
It started because I wanted a nap.
Just one. A small one. Twenty minutes, tops. But Paul had patrol, and I was running on caffeine, goldfish crackers, and the sheer willpower of a woman who hadn’t slept through the night in eight months.
Enter: Jacob and Embry.
“We got this,” Jake said, puffing his chest like he was auditioning for Wolf Dads of La Push. “You two deserve a break.”
“You literally burned spaghetti last week,” I said flatly.
Embry grinned. “That was one time.”
“You boiled it dry.”
“Water’s overrated.”
Paul was skeptical, but honestly? The desperate twitch in my eyelid probably helped my case. “Just an hour,” I begged. “Please.”
He looked between me, the baby, and the human disaster duo standing in our living room. “If she has one scratch—”
“Bro, we’ll bubble-wrap her,” Jake said. “She’ll be safer than Sam’s feelings at a group therapy session.”
Paul did not laugh.
I kissed him, whispered a please don’t kill them, and dragged him out the door.
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Two Hours Later
Paul’s phone rang.
I was mid-stretch, savoring the first decent nap in weeks, when he answered.
His face went from relaxed to oh my god they set the baby on fire in .2 seconds.
“What?” I sat up, fully awake. “What happened?”
He hung up, grabbed the keys, and muttered, “Your daughter is naked. There’s peanut butter on the ceiling. And apparently, Embry tried to teach her how to howl.”
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When we arrived at Emily’s (because of course they relocated babysitting to snack central), the scene was... haunting.
The baby was in nothing but a diaper, cheerfully stacking Tupperware like she was building a temple to toddler chaos. Embry had peanut butter in his hair. Jacob looked like he’d fought a bear—and lost.
“She’s fast,” Jake wheezed. “Like... freaky fast.”
“She bit me,” Embry added, holding up his hand. “I tried to change her diaper and she—she growled, man.”
Paul stormed in, snatched her up, and checked every inch of her body like he was scanning for booby traps.
“She’s fine,” I said, honestly kind of impressed. “You, though? You look like you’ve been through war.”
Jake flopped on the couch. “She’s built like a mini-you. It’s terrifying.”
“She climbed the pantry shelves like a spider monkey,” Embry added. “At one point, we thought she phased.”
“She hasn’t phased,” Paul snapped.
Jake shrugged. “Still not convinced.”
I took my daughter back, kissed her peanut-buttery cheek, and smiled down at the two wrecked wolves.
“You lasted almost two hours. Honestly? That’s a record.”
Paul muttered, “You’re never doing this again.”
Jake and Embry didn’t argue.
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That night, as Paul tucked her in and double-checked every window like someone might try to steal her at 2 a.m., I wrapped my arms around him from behind.
“She’s lucky,” I whispered.
He turned to me, eyes soft now. “We’re all lucky. But next time? You nap, I babysit.”
I smiled. “Deal. But for the record… she did growl.”
Paul looked horrified.
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xsweetcatastrophe · 10 months ago
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You Broke Me First
Part 29
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I keep messing up names but nevertheless we persist even though I am so disgustingly embarrassed and want to never write again lmao xx
Zoe wiped her brow with the back of her hand, sighing as she looked at the mess that was in front of her.
She was at Cillian's new home, surrounded by boxes, packing peanuts, open tool boxes and men putting together furniture. She was aware she had to be here for the deliveries, but she didn't know she had to tell them where to PUT the furniture. She did her best to arrange the couch and coffee table nicely in a way they would compliment the shape of the Great Room, but she was still hesitant in if Cillian would like it. She figured she would facetime him later when he was free and show him, and she can move it herself.
"All set, ma'am," The delivery man said, walking up to her with a clipboard. "Just need your signature here. Here's your receipt, your warranty, and bottom copy is yours for your records."
Zoe took the clipboard, went to sign and hesitated. The line she was supposed to sign on had CILLIAN MURPHY below it.
"Uh.. Should I..?" Zoe started, pointing at the line with her pen. Does she sign her name?
The delivery man looked over and smiled. "You can sign your name on his line, no worries. Happens all the time, we deal with a lot of assistants signing for their bosses."
Zoe signed, and handed the clipboard back before realizing what he said. "Oh, I'm not his assistant, I'm.. I'm his girlfriend," He said, voice drenched in doubt. That's what she was, right?
The delivery man took the clipboard from her and nodded. "My apologies. Let me know if you have any questions, have a good afternoon," He said, before grabbing his toolbox and walking out the door, followed by his 2 helpers.
Zoe followed them and closed the door behind them, locking it. The alarm guy was supposed to come by around 2pm, which left her a couple hours to herself in the house. She went to go get Scout; who was barricaded upstairs so he wouldn't bother the men putting together the furniture. He made a beeline for the living room, sniffing out the new couch. He promptly hopped on it and stretched out, which made Zoe laugh. She took out her phone to snap a pic. She promptly sent it to Cillian:
zoe: someone likes the new couch.
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cill: Lucky bastard. Dog has the life. cill: I miss you. I wish you came with me. Zoe: I miss you too. how was your flight? Cill: It was fine. was gonna try and sleep but Hannah was talking my ear off about all the stuff coming up. Heading to hotel now to relax, have a read through later this afternoon, then i'm free. Start shooting tomorrow, i'll order room service and go over the script tonight. Zoe: can you squeeze in a call later on tonight? Cill: my entire night is based on squeezing in a call with you. Let me get settled and I'll touch base with you later. Zoe: :) sounds good. I'll talk to you later. Cill: Hey - Zoe: ? Cill: I love you. Zoe: :) I love you too.
She said it. She said it!
Didn't she? Technically, she did.
She put her phone away and plopped down next to Scout. She looked out over the sea of boxes, plastic, packing paper...just a mess. She looked over at Scout, who was fast asleep, and sighed yet again.
"Might as well be productive," She said to herself as she opened her Spotify and cranked up the volume.
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about an hour later, the phone ran and interrupted Zoe's dance session in the kitchen. Her heart skipped a beat, thinking it was Cillian, but it was just her sister.
"Hello?" She said, putting it on speakerphone.
"oh hi, is this my sister? the one who was supposed to call me and her niece last night and the night before???" Jen yelled.
oh shit.
"Crap. i'm sorry Jen, I have so much happening -"
"What is going on with you?" Jen cut her off. "You used to call all the time to talk to Soph. Miss a day here and there, fine. but come on, man, don't tell her you're gonna call and then don't, because I'm the one who has to deal with her crying."
Double shit.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I feel like shit. I'm sorry. Is she around now?"
Jen sighed. "No, she's at ballet practice, I wanted her out of the house so she didn't hear me ripping you a new asshole"
"Give me a break, I have so much shit going on here I'm forgetting everything, it's not just you guys, I'm forgetting deadlines at work, I'm forgetting where I put stuff, it's like I have amnesia." Zoe snapped, wiping down the counter.
"What is going on?"
"I'm helping Cillian move into his new place while he's gone."
"Gone? Gone where?"
"He's filming. He bought a new house, I'm here and arranging the furniture deliveries and unpacking and shit."
"..Zoe.. why?"
"Jen... because I want to?"
"Zoe what's going on between you two? I thought this was a contract and it's done now so you guys are done."
"I know but.. we are still together. I don't want to talk about it." Zoe said, trying to shut it down. She could tell Jen was going in protective sister mode. It wasn't needed.
"Zoe, don't be blinded by anything. Be realistic-"
"Jen you don't get it. You dated the same guy since high school, can you please back off and let me be happy for once?" Zoe snapped.
"Fine. Fine. But just know if he hurts you I'm kicking his ass back to Ireland."
"I'll give you 10 bucks if you can point out Ireland on a map." Zoe laughed.
"I don't care. I'll use google maps."
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Cillian put down his glass and looked for the bartender, hoping he would notice him. He desperately wanted to go upstairs, call Zoe, and go to sleep.
His plans were altered by Hannah. She wanted to grab some food at the hotel bar after the script readthrough to go over schedules. Cillian said he didn't understand since he already had the filming schedule, but apparently there was press that had to be done in between.
"I also have a dinner scheduled for you with Lizzie Hughes," Hannah said, downing the rest of her wine as she closed her planner. "It's scheduled for this Friday at 8pm."
Cillian gave her a look. "Sorry, who's that?"
"She's a new model for Versace. We just signed her as well, she's blowing up and she's in talks to be casted in the new Wicked movie."
Cillian was still confused. "Okay.. does she have a role in Peaky this season, or...?"
"No, no role."
Cillian was annoyed. "Okay, so what am I supposed to be doing with her over dinner?"
"I just thought it would be nice! Get you out there-"
"Get me out there? What are you talking about?"
Hannah spoke carefully. "You know, with the breakup, get you out there dating again."
"Hannah." Cillian spoke firmly. "We are not broken up. We are still together. In fact, I was supposed to call her, so if you'll excuse me," He said, getting up from his barstool.
"Cillian, you can't be serious about this girl. She's a nobody. She's not going to help your image -"
"Hannah," Cillian said, now angry, spinning around to face her. "She's not a nobody. She's Zoe. and I love her. I don't give a fuck about my image. If you have a problem with that, I told you -"
"I got it, I got it," Hannah said, internally rolling her eyes. "First call is tomorrow 8am. I'll come get you? I'll grab you some tea," She said, trying to change the subject.
Cillian stared at her, then just turned around and walked away. He was entirely too tired for this, and just wanted to go talk to Zoe. Well, he wanted to go home, but talking to Zoe was the next best thing if he couldn't go home to her.
Hannah watched Cillian get into the elevator with the doors closing behind him. She sighed and put her head in her hand, frustrated.
Hannah's goal was to have the most elite client list in the industry. She had a fantastic portfolio, managing the best of the best and churning out the juciest stories to the tabloids, wether they be fake/PR or not. She did what she had to do to push her clients to be the best they can be. In turn, it was more money in her pocket and more face recognition amongst her peers in the industry, earning her more respect.
Cillian dating a loser journalist was the complete opposite of what she needed him to do. Him dating her wasn't anything scandalous, but it was like an annoying mosquito that wouldn't go away, no matter how many times you swat at it. Hannah hated things getting in her way.
She hated annoyances and pests.
She definitely hated bugs. That's exactly what Zoe was to her, an annoying, pesty bug.
And what do you do with bugs?
You squash them. And that's exactly what Hannah planned to do.
tags: @lau219 @borntodiemp3 @shopgirl6us @cillianmurphyvevo
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mint-flavoredd · 9 months ago
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Conclusion and introduction of Momsprite
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salemqz · 9 months ago
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Pt.1
Amelia Basics/Home Island
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Amelia is one of the first people newer player get to meet when they first sign in. She has been the (optional) tutorial guide since 2016 with the introduction of Monkey Wrench Island and continued to be one with the replacement of Snagglemast Island in 2019, which is no longer the tutorial as of 2024. It is "replaced" with a very short "tutorial" which gives the players the new club house.
Amelia lives (and owns) home island even having her own statue in the center.
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She also runs the shop/store; selling outfits, items, pets, and decorations for the club house that the player owns. She lives in said shop with her own clubhouse being the second floor.
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Amelia has some references to islands from as far back as Nabooti and as recent as Fairy Tale Island. A good few are visual but others are...teas. (Not joking, being genuine.) I'm also pretty sure that a few of the sprites come from Poptropica Worlds (rip) but that's getting off topic.
When interacting with/looking through the room (working left to right, bottom to top) we learn:
She owns home island (and has so for a while.) Amelia is rich from adventuring so much, but is not in retirement, this is merely a job she's wanted to do for a while and is now able to take time off.
The golden apple is from Mythology meaning she took it from the tree of the gods with no consequences? And didn't take a bite so... nothing magical yet?
There are several teas on this selves and they all come from different islands. In order: Fairy Tale Island, Wild West Island, Mythology Island, Nabooti Island, and one mini game; Legendary Swords.
The tea pot is one of the matching ones from Arabian Nights. No clue how she got it...maybe there was three and she just so happened to take one?
She has a trophy that she won in a big race. I'm going to assume this is a nod to Monkey Wrench Island or a similar race. Wiki says it's after Monkey Wrench so, okay?
There's a photo of her winning it right next to the trophy. The Red Baroness is in the background and is not happy. She has wrench so possibly before but the shoulder pads say otherwise.
She, at some point, got her face commissioned by the artist in Escape Pelican Rock Island and/or was in prison. I would say she went to prison but her head would need to be colored for that, but she did smuggle tea out of there...sooo 50/50
She is friends with the famous adventure Xavier Pendragon (which little is known about) but according to wiki she used to be his pilot before she, herself, followed in his footsteps and became an adventurer.
Above the entrance to her room is the head of Dragotank from Astral Knights Island, he was a mini boss/distraction on the fire planet.
Now her room...is packed with unicorns and rainbows (🏳️‍🌈?👀.) It is something she is a bit embarrassed about but indulges herself in it. We can't access this room right away, we have to do her mini quest to do so. Our character even comments, "This is all very....extra."
There is a golden trophy on her shelf of a weird slug/bug, well it's official name/species is Chthonians. It is a reference to Poptropica Worlds, specifically Crisis Caverns Island. This is the trophy you earn when completing it, meaning she's gone there and won the island. However our character doesn't seem to know what this is.
There are two shirts hanging on her windowsill, one is a plain red and the other has the same design as the hoodie in game titled, "Rainbow Ride." All I am saying the implications are there.
In the photo pinned on the corkboard, we see Amelia taking a photo of baking session. In the background is two girls ; one is wearing glasses and using her magic to torment the other girl who is being attacked by flying gobs peanut butter. (Despite my search, i couldn't find an identity for either of these girls. There was a hypothesis that since Rumpelstiltskin and her have the same color magic, personally, I don't believe this theory. There's another one about the person being attacked with peanut butter is speculated to be the Red Baroness, but I doubt it.)
Now getting to the top section, Amelia's kitchen is kind of a wreck. She has dishes stacked up in the sink, tea kettle on the stove, books on the fridge(?), and a trash can that looks like it would overflow. Our character comments, "Amelia's kind of a slob..." Props to her for the fire extinguisher though.
She has a conveyer belt in her house, that runs boxes across the screen. It is told by our character that it is shipments, no one knows where they come or go from. They kinda just exist.
So I thought this was a reference to Counterfeit Island but looking at it closer it seems to be Amelia looking at a container with magical lipstick. It poofs purple when you touch it. The wiki stated it was Rumpelstiltskin's lipstick, I don't remember him having it, but pop off king.
I think this ties back into 16. Its a diaphragm of Rumpelstiltskin and it seems like she's trying to figure out something about him. The wiki doesn't mention anything other than Amelia is wary of magical creatures.
This was a fun dive, definitely learned a lot more than I imagined I would.
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authornicholemarie · 10 months ago
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75 "Would You Rather" Questions
Would you rather...
Cuddle up in front of a fireplace or light your fire in bed?
Wrestle naked in a pool of Jell-O or wrestle naked in chocolate pudding?
Make whoopee in your parents' bed or do it at a mattress store?
Accidentally send a dirty text to your boss or send a sexy voicemail to your mom?
Talk dirty to me over the phone or send me naughty texts and pics?
Make out at the movies or make out in the back seat of my car?
Make love on a beach or do it in a Jacuzzi?
Lose your sense of feeling during love or lose your sense of taste?
Tease with hot wax or tease with ice cubes?
Play teacher's pet or play doctor?
Have your man dress as a manly lumberjack or have him dress as a sharp-dressed man?
Have your girl dress as a sexy librarian or have her dress as an exotic dancer?
Get a massage with peanut butter or get a massage with maple syrup?
French kiss Betty White or French kiss Miley Cyrus?
French kiss William Shatner or French kiss Justin Bieber?
Take a body shot off of me or have me take a body shot off of you?
Walk in on your parents making love or have them walk in on you?
Be caught in the act by a cop or be caught by your in-laws?
Do it in 32°F weather or do it in 100°F weather?
Be completely hairless or be completely covered in hair?
Take a bubble bath or take a steamy shower?
Cuddle in the morning or cuddle at night?
Be on top or be on the bottom?
Sweat profusely in the bedroom or have insatiable dry-mouth?
Be kinky or be romantic?
Fart in the bedroom or belch while kissing?
Have your hair pulled or have your back scratched?
Be naked once in public or be a "never-nude"?
Have a hickey or give a hickey?
Walk in on your best friend naked or have your best friend walk in on you naked?
Have a naked picture of you become an internet meme or be caught on camera naked during a live newscast?
Have a mole in a private place (like your butt) or have a mole in an obvious place (like your face)?
Shake or shimmy?
Have obvious panty lines or have a visible thong?
Forget to pack pants or forget to pack underpants?
Streak or skinny-dip?
Burp while you're whispering in your partner's ear or have your partner burp while they're whispering in your ear?
Accidentally lose your bikini top in the pool or accidentally lose your bikini bottoms?
Have your parents yell "Keep it down!" while you're doing it or have them yell "Keep it up!"?
Have your partner nibble your earlobe or have them nibble your neck?
Kiss with tongue or kiss with teeth?
Have a dirty little secret or be someone else's dirty little secret?
Have a sexy interlude with the pizza deliverer or have a steamy session with the plumber?
Wax or shave?
Wear lingerie in public or wear dirty underwear on a hot date?
Tattoo your partner's name on your bicep or tattoo their name on your lower back?
Accidentally yell your ex's name in bed or accidentally yell your own name?
While strutting sexily in your swimsuit, trip on the beach or fall into the pool?
Pick a wedgie while wearing lingerie or pick a wedgie while wearing a bikini?
Do naked jumping jacks or bounce on a trampoline in the buff?
Make love in a hammock or do it in a rowboat?
Flash your neighbor or moon the mayor?
Have visible stains from armpit sweat or have visible stains from boob sweat?
Wear a coconut bra or wear a seashell bra?
Have a steamy love note intercepted by your grandparent or have it intercepted by your sibling?
Have your diary read over a loudspeaker or have it posted online?
Relive your first kiss or relive your first time?
Be confronted by all the people you've ever rejected or be confronted by all the people who've ever rejected you?
Be forced to wear footie pajamas on your first night with a new lover or be forced to wear a grandpa-style nightshirt?
Share a candlelit dinner with fish-scented candles or share a candlelit dinner with B.O.-scented candles?
Do it while your dog is watching you or do it while your dog is barking incessantly at the door?
Be visibly "excited" on TV or be visibly "excited" at your grandparents' house?
Kiss your partner's knee or kiss their elbow?
Kiss your partner's finger or kiss their toe?
Kiss your partner's collarbone or kiss the back of their neck?
Drool while making out or have a big, obvious booger while making out?
While out on a date, snort when you laugh or pee when you sneeze?
Discover that your date is allergic to your perfume or discover that you're allergic to your own perfume?
Right before a hot date, get a giant pimple in the middle of your forehead or develop a cold sore?
Grind or twerk?
Post the ugliest photo ever taken of you on Instagram or post a photo where you look hot but are experiencing a "wardrobe malfunction" on LinkedIn?
Answer to the nickname "Sugarbutt" in public for a day or call your partner "Daddy" or "Mommy" in public for a day?
Wear zip-up thigh-highs or wear lace-up thigh-highs?
Perform your sexy dance in public or demonstrate your O-face in public?
After chatting up a hottie, realize that you have spinach in your teeth or realize that you have a milk mustache?
Send me the title of this post and the number you wish for me to answer and why I chose my answer!
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razzofficial25 · 9 days ago
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Grape Jam & Peanut Butter E-Liquid for Smooth Vaping
If you're into vape juice flavors that mirror real-life food pairings, Grape Jam + Peanut Butter E-Liquid might be something to try. It’s one of the recognizable options in the Jam Monster E-liquid flavors range, created by a brand known for delivering straightforward blends based on toast, fruit, and butter.
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I picked this one up expecting a familiar experience—nothing too fancy, just smooth flavor and good consistency. Here’s a breakdown of what this e-liquid offers, how it vapes, and where it fits within Jam Monster’s wider lineup.
Flavor Breakdown: What to Expect
The first thing to note with Grape Jam + Peanut Butter E-Liquid is that the flavor isn’t overly complicated. You get what’s on the label.
Inhale: A strong hit of grape jam that’s sweet but not too sugary.
Exhale: A more mellow peanut butter note that balances the fruitiness.
Aftertaste: Tastes like you just had a bite of a PB&J sandwich, with the jam lingering slightly more than the peanut butter.
The grape flavor comes through clearly, but it's not artificial or candy-like. The peanut butter isn’t thick or overpowering—it adds just enough nutty base to round out the jam note. This profile makes it good for longer vaping sessions since it doesn’t leave a heavy residue or feel overly rich.
Vaping Experience: Smooth, Clean, and Consistent
When I tested this juice, I used both a sub-ohm tank and an RDA. The flavor was consistent across both, though I got a slightly warmer peanut butter note on the RDA. Here’s what stood out in actual use:
Throat Hit: Moderate. You feel it, but it doesn’t burn.
Cloud Production: Solid, thanks to the high VG mix.
Coil Life: Doesn’t gunk up coils quickly, which is a plus for daily use.
This e-liquid uses a 75/25 VG/PG ratio, which helps it produce dense vapor while keeping a good amount of flavor. Nicotine strength options usually include 0mg, 3mg, and 6mg, so it covers both low and standard-level users.
If you're a fan of smooth dessert-style vaping without the need for intense sweetness or cooling agents, this one’s worth a try. And if you already enjoy Jam Monster E-liquid flavors, this feels like a natural extension of their jam-based approach.
Where to Buy Jam Monster Vape Juice Online
You can buy Jam Monster vape juice online from most well-stocked e-liquid retailers. It’s a popular enough brand that even regional sites tend to carry it. Look for bundles or seasonal sales, as this flavor is often grouped with others like Strawberry Jam, Blueberry Jam, or Apple.
Things to keep in mind when shopping:
Authenticity: Always buy from authorized sellers to avoid knock-offs.
Nicotine Options: Make sure you select the correct strength for your needs.
Freshness: Check the manufacturing date or shelf life, especially when buying in bulk.
Some stores even offer sampler packs with multiple Jam Monster E-liquid flavors, so you can try a variety before committing to full-sized bottles.
Is Grape Jam + Peanut Butter E-Liquid Right for You?
If you like dessert vapes that aren’t too creamy or overly sweet, this flavor checks a lot of boxes. It gives you:
A nostalgic experience without being childish.
Balanced notes that don’t overwhelm the palate.
Compatibility with most standard sub-ohm and RDA setups.
Ideal For:
Vapers are looking to switch from fruit-only flavors to something more grounded.
People who already enjoy the Jam Monster series.
Anyone curious about PB&J-style flavor profiles?
Not Ideal For:
Fans of menthol or icy flavors.
Those who prefer citrus-heavy or tart blends.
Users who want overly complex or layered profiles.
If you've never tried food-inspired vapes before, this is a good entry point. It’s simple, predictable, and smooth—three things that often make or break an all-day vape for me.
Final Thoughts
The Grape Jam + Peanut Butter E-Liquid offers a no-frills experience that stays true to its label. Whether you're into nostalgic flavors or just want something mellow and smooth, this vape juice holds up. It doesn’t rely on extreme sweetness or overpowering cream notes. Instead, it delivers a clean, sandwich-inspired hit that works well in both pods and mods.
For anyone browsing Jam Monster vape juice online, I’d say this flavor is worth putting in your cart, especially if you like other Jam Monster E-liquid flavors. It doesn’t try to be anything other than a PB&J in vapor form, and honestly, that’s its strongest point.
Keep it simple. Keep it smooth. That’s exactly what this flavor does.
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wethepawple · 29 days ago
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Best Healthy, Natural Dog Treats & Biscuits for Monsoon Season – Indian Pet Owners’ Guide
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Introduction
The monsoon season in India brings relief from the summer heat but also introduces humidity, damp surroundings, and new health risks for our four-legged friends. Dogs and puppies may become less active, suffer from digestive upsets, or face skin infections. Choosing the right dog treats, dog biscuits, and training treats is crucial to maintain their immunity, digestion, and mental stimulation during rainy days.
In this comprehensive, SEO-optimized guide, we’ll answer all common queries Indian pet parents have about best healthy dog biscuits, natural dog treats, veggie treats for dogs, and more. We’ll analyze competitor blogs, use low-competition keywords for better ranking, and highlight our top WethePawple products:
Peanut Butter
Chimken Cronchies
Mutton Cronchies
Buff Cronchies
Pumpkin Peanut Butter Biskies
Carrot Peanut Butter Biskies
Let’s dive into why monsoon-specific snacks matter and how to pick the very best dog biscuits and dog treat biscuits this season.
Why Monsoon-Friendly Treats & Biscuits Matter
High Humidity & Spoilage: Moist treats can quickly mold; choose low-moisture dog treats and dry biscuits to resist damp air.
Digestive Health: Rainy-season diarrhea and tummy upsets are common. Opt for easily digestible dog treats and natural dog biscuits enriched with fiber.
Mental Engagement: Limited outdoor play means more indoor time. Use puppy training treats, dog training treats, or puzzle toys stuffed with vegan dog treats to keep dogs mentally stimulated.
Skin & Coat Support: Ingredients like pumpkin, carrots, and oats boost immunity and skin health, warding off seasonal infections.
Competitor blogs often mention monsoon pet care but rarely focus on combining both dog treats and dog biscuits. We’ll fill that gap with a one-stop resource.
Key Features of Healthy Monsoon Snacks
When selecting treats and biscuits for monsoon, look for these characteristics:
Natural Ingredients: No artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives. Keywords: natural dog treats, natural dog biscuits.
High Fiber: Pumpkin, oats, carrots, and peas support digestion. Keywords: healthy dog biscuits, veg dog biscuits.
Protein-Rich: Chicken, mutton, buffalo jerky, or peanut butter for energy. Keywords: dog training treats, training treats.
Low Moisture Content: Dehydrated or baked to resist mold. Keywords: dog treats vegetarian, veggie treats for dogs.
Portion Control: Bite-sized puppy biscuits and puppy training treats for puppies and training sessions.
Resealable Packaging: Keeps snacks fresh despite humidity.
Types of Monsoon-Safe Treats & Biscuits
1. Meat-Based Jerky Dog Training Treats
Chimken Cronchies: Crunchy chicken jerky strips, high in protein and low in fat.
Mutton Cronchies: Savory lamb bites for adult dogs seeking red-meat nutrition.
Buff Cronchies: Lean buffalo jerky — ideal for sensitive stomachs.
These dog training treats are single-ingredient jerky, minimally processed to retain nutrients and stave off spoilage in the rains.
2. Peanut Butter & Nutty Dog Treats
Peanut Butter: A versatile spread for snacks and training. Dogs love the taste, and it packs protein and healthy fats. Perfect as a puppy training treat or dolloped into lick mats.
3. Vegetable & Grain Veggie Treats for Dogs
Pumpkin Peanut Butter Biskies: Rich in fiber and antioxidants; gentle on digestion.
Carrot Peanut Butter Biskies: Packed with vitamins A, C, and fiber to boost immunity.
These vegetarian dog biscuits double as dog treat biscuits, bringing the benefits of veggies in a crunchy form that lasts through the monsoon.
4. Soft Training Treats
Consider using wet or soft treats sparingly: small meatballs or additive-free moist bites kept in the fridge. Great for rapid puppy training indoors but watch spoilage risk.
How to Use Treats & Biscuits in Monsoon
Training Sessions: Reward with dog training treats like Chimken Cronchies or a pea-based crunchy bite.
Puzzle Toys: Stuff vegan dog treats or Peanut Butter into interactive toys for mental enrichment.
Dental Health: Alternate with dental chews to keep teeth clean during indoor play.
Portion Management: Treats should be <10% of daily calories; split larger biscuits into pieces for puppy biscuits or small breeds.
Conclusion
Combining the right healthy dog biscuits and natural dog treats ensures Indian pet parents can support their dogs’ health, digestion, and engagement throughout the monsoon season. Seek out vegetarian dog biscuits, veggie treats for dogs, puppy training treats, and dog training treats with natural ingredients and low moisture content. Our top picks from WethePawple — Peanut Butter, Chimken Cronchies, Mutton Cronchies, Buff Cronchies, Pumpkin Peanut Butter Biskies, and Carrot Peanut Butter Biskies — offer safe, nutrient-rich options designed to weather the rains. Keep your pups happy, healthy, and wagging through every rainy day!
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bluntforcetrombone · 30 days ago
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Bouta go play a ysd show in northside. Don’t know why I can never have a real sleep before a show. Like just stoned watching videos of ppl walking around flea markets all night inbetween work out sessions and peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Those were good frfr.
Anywho. It 3.53 am and I’m all packed and minus putting clothes on and making coffee in ready to go. Even just got all my teeth brushed.
I wanna nap
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loyalgains · 1 month ago
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🏋️‍♂️ Fueling Fitness the Natural Way – My Go-To Pre-Workout Foods That Actually Work
🏋️‍♂️ Fueling Fitness the Natural Way – My Go-To Pre-Workout Foods That Actually Work
Let’s face it — we’ve all had days where we showed up to the gym feeling drained. You want to give your best, but your energy just isn’t there. That used to be me, too.
Until I discovered the power of natural pre-workout foods.
Hi, I’m Rakib Hussain — a fitness enthusiast and someone who believes you don’t need expensive supplements to get results. Today, I’m sharing a piece of my fitness lifestyle: the natural foods I eat before working out that keep me pumped, focused, and ready to crush every session.
🌿 Why I Chose Natural Over Packaged Supplements
Sure, pre-workout powders can give you a sudden energy boost. But for me, they came with unwanted side effects — jitteriness, energy crashes, and occasional stomach discomfort.
Natural food, on the other hand, gives me clean energy, real nutrition, and peace of mind. It’s easier on the body, and you probably already have these foods in your kitchen.
🍽️ 7 Natural Pre-Workout Foods That Help Me Perform Better
These are the foods I use regularly before training — whether it’s strength workouts, cardio, or even a long walk.
☕ 1. A Simple Cup of Black Coffee
It’s cheap, effective, and one of my favorites. The caffeine wakes up your nervous system and sharpens your focus. I usually drink it 30 minutes before my workout.
Bonus: It works even better with a light carb snack.
🥜 2. A Handful of Peanuts
Packed with protein and healthy fats, peanuts keep me full and energized without feeling heavy. Just 100g gives around 25g of protein. Plus, they’re portable!
🍌 3. Bananas
Easy to digest and loaded with potassium and natural sugars. This fruit gives me quick energy and helps prevent cramps during long sessions. One banana is often enough.
🥚 4. Boiled Eggs
Boiled eggs are protein-rich and satisfying. I eat 2 eggs before a workout, and they help with muscle repair and endurance. Sometimes I add a slice of whole grain toast for balance.
🥣 5. Oats with Peanut Butter
This combo is a game-changer for morning workouts. Oats give long-lasting energy, and peanut butter adds protein and healthy fat. It keeps me going for hours.
🍞 6. Nut Butter on Whole Grain Bread
When I need something quick and tasty, this is it. Nut butter gives me strength, and bread provides slow-digesting carbs for steady fuel. Perfect for 30–45 minutes before training.
🥤 7. My Homemade Pre-Workout Smoothie
This one’s my personal favorite:
1 banana
A handful of raisins
4–5 dates
A few almonds or cashews
1 cup milk
1 tsp honey
Blend it all — and boom, you’ve got a natural energy drink packed with nutrients.
⏱️ Timing Matters: When Should You Eat?
I always aim to eat my pre-workout food about 30 to 60 minutes before training. This gives my body time to digest and convert that food into usable energy.
Avoid eating too close to your workout—it might slow you down instead of helping you.
❗ My Thoughts on Store-Bought Pre-Workouts
If you’re short on time or training intensely, using a good pre-workout supplement can help. I occasionally recommend DAS Labs Pre-Workout, but only from trusted sources and never on an empty stomach.
Still, natural food remains my first choice 95% of the time.
💬 Final Thoughts from Me
These foods aren’t just good for the body—they’ve helped me build a consistent, clean fitness lifestyle. Whether you're a beginner or a regular gym-goer, you don’t need magic powders to stay strong and energetic.
Just eat smart. Train smart. And stay consistent.
If you found this useful, feel free to share it or connect with me. I’ll be happy to chat fitness, routines, or anything natural and effective!
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