#pear.asks

[pearatwar]

I bless you with rizz

ughm. thanks ? sure thing

[pearatwar]

pleaseplease please?

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

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[pearatwar]

Meth, Guns, Crime of Passion, Hearts of your enemies, Kittens?

I suppose I'll be banished now

congurlatis! you got it 100% right!

i think you landed the head of the nail on the eye of the bull,, whatever that means, except for maybe the hearts of my enemies? i myself am much more of a bone enjoyer than an organ enjoyer as the latter decomposes but ripping it out fresh is rather romantic,

the debatable nature of that answer thus invalidates the error checking process and marks your ask as 100% correct. pick me up princess style, bring me to the altar and marry me. you know my soul like you just licked it. how did it taste? like a pear? do salted pears exist? that would be cool, i think.

[pearatwar]

💫🤩

well? i'm here. i'm waiting. come rizz me. take me by the hand and Inflame my heart already

[pearatwar]

ground, water, dragon (i do wonder who i coudl be... hmrmmm )

michael. michael have yuo ever played pokemon michale. they can t have three types mihcael. thats not how biology works

when i get my hadns on you i SSWEAR to GOD you will be reduced to a fine mist. i will htnen put you into a molding / extrusion machine and give you Guy features as an apology for the physical pain powderizing you may have caused to your limbs. im gonna give you diamong bomnes

[pearatwar]

teeth, moth, beer, gas mask

dude. i could NEVER even concoct the thought kf remotely hurting you you are like a little glass fairy that follows me around and if i so much as breathe in your direction you will shatter in a gorillion little pieces

[pearatwar]

hello peadr! iwas going to do a michael update but i accidentally got too sadopenhonestupsettingoversharing and have decided to hand you a picture instead. looky here!

they are orecious to me. grins at them How are you how are you dougn?

shokging ! woah

i could never be upset by a micgelal update.. vro we in this together vro

[pearatwar]

My brother in christ please save us all and smite yourself 🙏🙏

granted, but i must say i'm smitten by your smooth talking - you sure have a way with words

omw, summoning a lightning to take me out

[pearatwar]

📹🎰😼🧸 in that order. woaw iwonder wjo this is,,,,, grins

definitely no michael around here no siereee mhm none zilch nada no michaels!

let's do a really silly movie get 5 gorillion dollars and then we just play games in silence because we're mentally exhausted from fimlmaking!

you are part of me if you deactivated i wojld go down with yoh and then months later i would make another blog and reroll my tumblr playthrough like a roguelike

[pearatwar]

haello pear! hi old pal old friend i am here once again in your inbox. good morning afternoon evening night

found this someplace in my camera roll!!! who knows why??? not me that's for sure

i have gifted you these stars take good care of them

basking in your ask like i'm a hippopotamus under the first rain in years just waddling around taking it all in. thank you guy. wrings you like a towel.

ggnnnnicickkk! squeak! onomatopeia!

these stars will be a galaxy.. pear galaxy.. i'll do some worldbuilding as a little treat for my troubled mind later o n

[pearatwar]

peaaar. hello!

i have come here yet again to update you on my who what how why and whereabouts following your recent update

iii am currently Not doing too hot. we are perpetually twinning by forces unknown

wowie i started writing this two hours ago and just got home from school. time flies when you're

anyhow! exam results are coming back, i am not failing but not succeeding: a win! i am tired, hungry, and above all a hater

i have missed being online and active! getting art requests done very slowly (very.slwoly)

i feel stagnant and very much stuck and i am almost certain you know what i mean because we are two of a kind in some way

we had a day where it rained, was sunny, hailed, rainbow-ed, and went from about 2° to 18° in the span of an hour. strange and unusual punishment

haello hi

mjchaeeeel!! hi.

we are kindred spirits! we spin along in a little hurricane of nostalgia and regret and we laugh and we cry and we hold each other's little spiritic ghost hands

i have a big draft for my sideblog! the italian one. little sneaky peeky;; i have another sideblog cooking and its this machine-like thing but like its an artificial brain discovering the world through tumblr. poor Guy

i hate being average, because average is failure and failure is double failure (cfr. my delusions of grandeur. they get freaky when im not performing) and ghhhhhr! everything is so average and middling i feel like biting my kneecaps off

honestly? i haven't been active on tumblr at all, if not for the occasional rebumble. often times i ended up snoozing tumblr notifications for two hours (max amount) because i couldnt bear having o many notifications on maybe i should cut back on them

we are literally the same person. the same person in that my transmasc friend has claimed multiple times that if he hadnt known me in real life he'd think im transmasc too (assumptions assumptions. oh how delightful it is that people see me in their own way please read one, no. one, one thousand by pirandello its a banger) we are as a dyad! we walk and prance in pairs of two // we're cis and trans and sneeze achoo

executing weather joke subroutine. britain, right?

hyiyjh I it was

kg kg kg IT uJJutdhk_B j i pressed my fist against the screen yjyjkthyyty hi!

[pearatwar]

44,36,22

law, clean word, accent, got it

see now this is a proper ask it hits all the right spots: a good opener, a laser-targeted question for my cosmic lexicon and the italian special, you get an A

the closest i ever got to being in trouble with the law was when i wanted to take a picture of a car that was quite literally upside down (dont ask, i dont know myself) and the cop nearby approached me telling me to make sure to hide the registration plate

you just opened pandora's box gonzo, get ready. my favorite clean words are as follows:

syzygy: the alignnent of multiple celestial bodies

heliocentric: orbiting around the sun / centered around the sun

no i am not planet autistic

apophenia: believing two completely unrelated events are connected

pareidolia: seeing faces in objects (its pattern recognition, really)

guy (as in: what's up, guy?)

gonzo (as in: what's up, gonzo?)

congalala (monster hunter monster)

more but im tired and so is my battery

if im talking softly i can modulate it alright but my accent could come out at the worst moments ever

[pearatwar]

2, 9, 28

guy. 2 out of these three questions are explicitly answered in my intro post. you clearly didn't do. your homework, but i'm kind enough to give you a second chance: revise and try again

WOAHWOAHWOAHWOABW ASK!!!! wags tail despite not being furry/therian

i'm 18 years old 184-185-ish cm tall and i like too many genres of music to list them with my current willpower. lovesick indie earblasting electronic everything from under the modern 'breakcore' umbrella term videogame soundtracks!! that about covers it i reckon

you are requIRED to send another ask with other questions NOW go

[pearatwar]

IM NOT YOUR OTHER HALF YOU FUCKING FREAK

-🔪🚿

aw :[ it was worth a shot gang

[pearatwar]

holy, holy by geordie greep played just now! and it reminded me of you because you introduced me to geordie greep and. duh. i missed you bro..,

kills you with. by lying next to you and existing. i kill people with my awesome amazing magnificence trust me (or i poison everyone i meet, you choose!) i feel a little bit Bad currently and i have a feeling you are also. not feeling Great at the minute. so this isn't so much a sharing of pain as much of a moment where i know neither of us has to be as alone as a minute ago (selfish, maybe? but who says i can't allow myself the luxury of myself.) anyhow! enough sappiness! michael update! it is indeed what i came here to do

i am doing! not too great! but i will live as i always say

winter is Finally coming to an end. joy joy joy i cannot wait for summer i get to eat ice cream unjudged and live in tank tops sliders and jorts

there's an ant on my window!

exams bnext week.. Ouh i am as prepared as i can be and yet. the fear

prom is Also soon!! (in june) i have an outfit planned, i Will be the coolest thing at the function

a very good thing happened a little while ago! and the stress that making that thing happen caused is finally washing over me after shoving it down for Months. but it gets worse before it gets better i suppose i will just have to surf it out like a boy in a 90s teen movie. life goes on! and it will benefit me in the long run

my sister's birthday is soon! she is getting Old (not really!! she is itty bitty youngling to me still as all younger sisters tend to be in their brother's eyes)

i have had Three bouts of flu/cold/something in the past month. my nose has been bleeding quite frequently which has been annoying yet good for dramatic photoshoots. i am No Longer Ill which is an achievement for my little splintered immune system!! a win!!

my friend has bought me trans tape and a binder. i have killed her with my teeth THEY WON'T LET ME PAY HER BACK (i cannot accept gifts) but Woawowaow :)) very happy about that despite my lack of ability to express it in a Regularsanenormal way

heljo pear :) missed you buddy

dig up my corpse / shake his hand / tell yourself he was a great man /// dig up my bones / trepan yourself a flute / play along to this tune (terra - geordie greep)

michslel updtate.. much anticipated moment in my lifetime, one of joy and wonder

the one cure to loneliness is! people! and sometimes your good old friends wont cut it because they just wont follow you down the rabbit holes of your ramblings so you turn to Queers on the Internet. takes one to know one! we will share these little moments as POST HTTP requests on the tumblr servers and we won't have to be alone, at least in the few nanoseconds the HTTP daemon parses my packets. machine hearts never miss a beat

this is a love letter to every mutual i've meaningfully interacted with: i love you with all my heart and you are part of it and if you deactivated your account i would actually cry and mourn /gen michael and mouse you two are like the MVPs tbh

this is maybe? the first time i look forward to summer. freedom and free time and i'm laying down on the floor. the sun is beaming down on me. it's all so so useless but it's warm and it's 2012. i'm listening to wet dreams by sundiver ca and i'm crying but i would seize the opportunity to wear jorts! be cool to the core and talk to girls and maybe get a hug.. that would Fix me

OUTFIT?? Wwoah elucidate details promptly

stress comes And goes, ebbs and Flows, i'd know with the plethora of tests, but now it's this riff-raff malevolent mix of good and bad and i'm left qith the taste of a corpse in my mouth. eww ANd my emotions feel grey

tell Your!! sister that good ol pear wishes her many more birthdays to come -- god see fit, she will turn Old (god reference? i've detached from religion and could nkt care less fuck that guy. we made him then killed him just to have something to kill people over)

dramatic no. nosebebled. photoshotttos. can i see please (kinda scared of blood? scared of mine, i dont mind others)

you deserve that binder! binders for boys are like Wings for angels they are an extension of your body and its only human you are gifted such woundrous a d miracolous items.

its good to have you back, michael :]