#pearposting

[pearatwar]

the only thing that could fix me right now is the kind of soft partner that makes my heart ache when i'm not with them but alas

[kikikakapo]

pros and cons of eating a pear

pros: it’s juicy :)

cons: it’s juicy :(

[pearatwar]

just so you know, when i talk about you i refer to you as 'my friends'. just so you know

[pearatwar]

i fuck with the unhinged brutalist brutality of this thing so hard, it's raw and suffering and i want it in my room to i can lay on it face down and feel the cold concrete against my body. rugh.

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[pearatwar]

HOLD UP! This Disco Elysium post is a dialog I made up in my head with me and the skills on self-destructive behavior with mentions to cutting. If you don't want to see that, scroll ahead!

Manicure Scissors: You use the tips of the scissors to embed surface scratches into your arm, two at a time.

ENCYCLOPEDIA: [HARD - SUCCESS] The technical term is catscratches, from the scratches pet felines would leave with their claws -- these cuts often are just lines with slight bleeding on the epidermis, the outer layer of the skin, without piercing through any fat or muscles.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY: A line with no width or depth... Cut deeper! Wider! Rend your flesh apart, let the dopamine flow in your veins, and your blood, out! Think about how realized you will feel! How complete!

HALF LIGHT: Sheer terror kicks in. You know how the human body works. You know what lies beneath, what you would destroy just with one cut.

ENCYCLOPEDIA: ...the many veins running up your arm and to the hand, which would hemorrage and possibly leave your hand incapacitated temporarily.

LOGIC: You'd bleed everywhere. You'd struggle with basic tasks. Your mother would find out and bring you to the psych ward, pronto.

PAIN THRESHOLD: You were never good with pain: you have always been a wimp. It would not take more than a paper cut to have you wailing and contorting on the floor.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Exactly. Show your body who reigns supreme. Teach it to withstand the pain.

AUTHORITY: You've seen what others have done to themselves. You can't even say you hurt yourself. In comparison, what you do is self-care.

You: Cut deeper.

COMPOSURE: [FORMIDABLE - FAILURE] You are afraid. Scared, terrified, petrified. You drop the scissors to the floor, and your knees with them. Kneeling down, reflecting your face on the ceramic sink, you see what a sopping wet dog of a man you are. [-1 MORALE]

HALF LIGHT: In an act of grandeur, rage and defiance, you grab the scissors and swipe at your arm blindly.

SAVOIR FAIRE: [HARD - FAILED] The scissors barely even graze your arm. Again and again, the cuts you get are nothing more than those you already had. [-1 MORALE]

SAVOIR FAIRE: This has been a waste of time. Pick yourself, and the scissors, up. Recollect your cool. Breathe in, breathe out, take a shower and lay on the bed for a couple of hours -- no matter if it's not the healthiest coping mechanism.

[pearatwar]

photodump time, bring 'er in

BIG, and i mean it, burger from my friend's birthday two days ago, struggled to eat the thing and i couldn't eat dinner that day becausr i was so Full

my new pc!! i changed the cpu cooler since when i took this picture but everything else has stayed there since the day i sealed the case with dark magic and runes (it's rocking a 7800 xt)

1tb ssd i stole (hehe) from school. it was LAYING THERE and anyone wouldve seethed at the chance of taking it home so uhh. hardware misplacements at the workplace lead to missing inventory guys

spain! circa late december with my class and my beloved Alien Zip from ikea i went to barcelona. it made a new friend (oval plushie that resembles the flu, called deb or just flu) and got lugged around just about everywhere

ughm. uhhhh face reveal. it's from ocgober probably BUT o look like that now too, just with some more eyebags and facial blemishes. i like my diamond chin shaved

[pearatwar]

me KILLING and TORTURING my mutuals on tumblr by drowning them in the dihydrogen monoxide

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[pearatwar]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A feral anarchist ready to burn capitalism to the ground themself! They're armed with three molotov cocktails and a broken liquor bottle to use as a shanking weapon. VS An incel, social darwinist who's been longing for an excuse to end a human life! He's armed with two crappy samurai swords he bought at a mall.

You've got $5 to wager on who will win (no split wagers). Place your bet!

to be fair, the swords give the incel a really unfair range advantage, i don't think the anarchist has many chances. 2 bucks on the incel

[pearatwar]

saw a post on tiktok about cocsa. looked at the screen in a catatonic state for 2 minutes, cried, threw up, cried, laid in bed, in this precise order

i hid it away in the farthest corners of my mind and never told anyone - friends, parents, psychologist. this hurts like a scar being rltorn open again, lile i'm being torn apart inside-out and i can't even stand right

[pearatwar]

for the non-italians, from top to bottom:

call the waiter

roman salute

taxi! [i mean. self explanatory]

headpat a kid

headpat a dog

superstition

[hryniewiecki]

long overdue pearposting (2024)

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

me,, talking to my father: yeah, right now the dog's being a little bit of a-- *loud gasp* PEARS

[pearatwar]

i keep refreshing ur blog every few hours like im a 2007 internet explorer webpage

i don't think this classifies as a 'healthy obsession' anymore

[caassette]

this is some of y'all, not naming names

[girldraki]

do people like copy paste this comment under any late 2000s pop anthem that was obviously misogynistic/homophobic/transphobic because it’s inane on every other song we’ve seen it on anyway but there is literally nothing in kesha’s grow a pear in particular that indicates the guy she is talking about is remotely like that

[pearatwar]

do this. i am PRESSURING you. do this. please