#pedro pena

[dinolaur]

Shazam!

[wonderjanga]

Who are you???

Pedro, Darla, and Eugene canonically don’t have hero names. Because of this, I have a head canon that they actually don’t have hero names and Billy, Mary, and Freddy just refer to them as “you.” As a result, no one in the JL knows their names and also refers to them as “you.”

GL: “Hey you.” *is trying to talk to Eugene*

Darla: “Yes?”

GL: “Uh… Not you. You.”

Pedro: “Yeah?”

GL: “No, no, no, not you. You.” *points to Eugene*

Eugene: “Oh? What is it?”

GL: “What is your name? Also, what is her name? And his?” *points around the three*

Darla: “I’m D-”

Pedro: *slaps a hand over her mouth*

Eugene: “We don’t have hero names if that’s what you’re asking.”

GL: “Then what’re any of us supposed to call you??”

Eugene: “Whatever, I guess.” *shrugs*

Notice how all the yous are different? Thats because Marvel says “you” different for each of them. Don’t ask me how they’re different, they just are and the kiddos can tell. People just ended up taking to calling them by their colors.

WW: “Purple one. Could you please tell me where the Captain is?”

Darla: “I think he’s over there somewhere.” *points away*

WW: “Thank you.” *pats her head*

or

Pedro: *sitting, chilling*

Supes: *notices him* “Uh… green one? You look bored. Wanna help me lift some stuff and move it to the supply room*

Pedro: *nods his head, soft of confused as to while he wanted him to help, but was happy to help anyways*

Supes: “Great! Well, you can take the lighter stuff-”

Pedro: *picks up all of the heavy items in one swoop with no difficulty*

or

Martian Manhunter: “Grey one. You have technopathy, correct?”

Eugene: “Yup.” *nods head*

MM: “I need your help sabotaging the Flash’s phone. We are currently in a “prank war” with one another.”

Eugene: “Happy to help!”

[incorrectshazamily]

Mary: We need to distract these guys

Eugene: Leave it to me

Eugene: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Freddy, Pedro, and Billy: *Immediately begin arguing*

Darla, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[daydreamerdrew]

Shazam! Fury of the Gods Special: Shazamily Matters #1 on sale 2/28/23 with a cover by Jim Lee and Scott Williams, variant covers by Mayo “Sen” Naito and Logan Faerber, and a photo variant cover.

Written by Zachary Levi, Grace Caroline Currey, Ross Butler, D.J. Controna, Adam Brody, Faithe Herman, Henry Gayden, Colleen Doran, Josh Trujillo, Tim Seeley, and others.

Art by Freddie W. Williams II and Andrew Drilon.

This 96-page giant features stories starring all of your favorite Shazam! characters as written by the actors who play them! Actor Zachary Levi takes the reins on writing Shazam, and Adam Brody, Ross Butler, D.J. Cotrona, Grace Caroline Currey, and Faithe Herman wield the mighty pen for their Shazamily superheroes! Battle zombies, befriend dinosaurs, try to get a phone signal in a world of barbarians, explore glitter land, and more just in time for the release of the brand-new feature film Shazam! Fury of the Gods! Made with all the love and fun of a superhuman family cookout!

[puppetwoman17]

Just something I thought of. You could say that Billy was forced to become a pagan😆

Billy: *talking in the living room*

Eugene: *ducks into the room* Are we pagan?

Billy: *blinks*

Mary: What?

Eugene: Do we have to be pagan?

Pedro: I mean…we serve the Greek and Roman gods, so…

Billy: Huh…I didn’t think about that.

Eugene: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT THINK??

Billy: Look, the old guy just told me to save the world and gave me a bunch of voices in my head and then completely disintegrated in front of me. I didn’t exactly have time to talk religion.

Eugene: FUCK!

Rosa: Eugene Choi, you add those two dollars to the swear jar!

[captian-sassy]

Billy: Is it still visible? Where Freddy slapped me?

Darla: Your face looks like a don’t walk signal.

Pedro: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Eugene: A palm reader could tell Freddy’s future by looking at your face.

Mary: The phrase “talk to the hand cause the face ain’t listening” doesn’t work for you, because the hand is your face.

Billy: …A simple “yes” would’ve sufficed.

[why-i-love-comics]

Shazam! #16 - "Welcome to Our Overlords!" (2024)

written by Josie Campbell art by Dan McDaid, Roberto Poggi, & Trish Mulvihill

[toobytoobs]

Headcanon that all the Vazquez kids are notorious for using Freddy’s crutch to hit bullies.

Billy, Eugene, Mary, and Freddy himself have all definitely done it (more than once)

But you know you’ve really fucked up when Darla or Pedro are coming at you with that freaking crutch

[aroace-madness]

CW: DRUGS

Drugs don't have any effect on Billy and his family while they're powered up and any drugs they consume while powered up have no effect on their mortal bodies

Hence why, around Fawcett, you can very often see the members of the Shazamily munching on some cocaine or heroin (-Darla, she's still not allowed)

Nobody knows where they keep getting the drugs and they prefer it to stay that way (they steal it from goons they beat up that have it)

The Justice League has questions

[wolfsbanesparks]

Hey y'all!

I'm back with another oneshot! This one was written for @pantheonofcoffee as a part of @dcufans4palestine

Summary: Billy wasn't entirely sure how he'd managed it, but somehow he’d convinced just about everyone— his teachers, classmates, employers, and even the entire Justice League—that he was a single father of six rather than a semi-homeless preteen.

Oddly enough that might end up being a good thing

[jetslay]

The Superman Family & The Shazam Family by Jesús Merino.

[randomthing13]

HAPPY 🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃 !!!!

I made it really fast so it kinda sucks but here's the Shazamliy on halloween night!

Freddy, of course, is Superman and he forced Billy to go as Batman. Darla is a Unicorn but the colorful kind because they wouldn't let her go as the evil man eating unicorns. Pedro was a vampire because he couldn't decide on what to be so he went with a classic. Mary is Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer because she's a NERD. And Eugene didn't go because he is a true gamer and not even a holiday can stop him.

[wonderjanga]

even though the bad parent captain marvel thing is resolved, i'd still love some more scenarios from the JL's pov of marvel's 'bad' parenting. ONLY if you WANT to do it, if you dont then just ignore this request lol

like him telling freddy or mary to 'fuck off' or swear at them in general and threaten to steal their stuff or blackmail them (like normal siblings do -coming from a middle child with two siblings)

or maybe they hear freddy and mary ranting about marvel and they JL misinterprets their sibling rivalry as abuse

Marvel is a terrible parent. The JL knows it. It just flabbergasts them every time they see or hear about it because Marvel is literally the nicest person ever so why does he hate his kids?

Junior and Mary: *walking down a hallway in the Watchtower while complaining about Marvel*

Mary: “Says you. He was chasing me around with a darn stick trying to beat me yesterday.”

Junior: “You don’t have the right to complain. At least you could run.”

Mary: “I guess but Pedro was carrying you so you could get away too. So I think I have to right to complain.”

Flash: *had the unfortunate displeasure of hearing that*

Now why was a grown man running around after his kids and trying to beat them with a stick? Also what did Cap do to make it so that Junior couldn’t run away?? Flash knew he was magic, so he was hoping he just used some magic to bind his legs or something. Speaking of Junior…

Junior: *annoying Marvel*

Marvel: *looking more increasingly annoyed* “Junior. Please take five steps back from me before I decide to slap the shit out of you.”

Supes: *immediately looks over to them*

Junior: “No you won’t. You’re chicken-”

Marvel: *literally raises his hand to do it*

Supes: *looks extremely concerned*

Junior: *immediately shuts up*

Marvel: “Yeah that’s what I thought.”

Junior: “Bastard.”

Marvel: “You’re a bastard too. Anyways, want lunch?”

Junior: “Yeah, tacos.”

Clark got a little whiplash from the quick change of topic. Though, that entire interaction really does enforce that he does not care for these kids. It’s so unfortunately obvious. Another example of him not caring was when Marvel and the silver one were sent to go examine a cave on a deserted planet.

Marvel and Eugene: *staring at the ominous cave*

Marvel: *walks behind Eugene* “Well… go on.” *pushes him forward to the cave*

Eugene: “What do you mean go on?! I’m not gonna sacrifice myself for you!”

Marvel: “But we’re family.”

Eugene: “So? I’m not fighting a dang Xenomorph if one pops out.”

Marvel: “Don’t worry. We’ll fight it together.” *continued to push him, but is thankfully walking with him*

Batman saw this entire interaction when he was reviewing to body cams he forced the two to wear. Who just pushes their son into danger like that? He needed to have a talk with Marvel about his parenting.

Pedro: “Hey, which of us is your favorite?”

Marvel: *almost immediately* “Mary and Darla.”

Pedro: “Mary and Darla- why them?? Darla was eating crayons just the other day, and Mary is Mary.”

Marvel: “Okay and…? They’re still my favorites?”

GL: “Wait, who’s Darla?”

Marvel: “The purple one.”

At least he likes the purple one, Darla? They haven’t seen a negative interaction between her and Cap yet. Emphasis on yet.

[incorrectshazamily]

*In the future*

Mary, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Pedro: Hey.

Billy: Hi.

Eugene: Hello.

Darla: Hey!

Mary: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Freddy: We were out of Doritos.

[artwarrioriii]

Here’s the Shazam family as cats I drew a few years ago. They’re based on the movie versions.

[sarahreadstoomanycomics]

Shazam! # 11 variant cover by Brandt & Stein