#penguin effect

[sedentarydreams]

[sarukahparullah]

Peng!

[zombiemollusk]

|| penguin hydra ||

inspired by some shenanigans on ynoproject

bonus spooky edited-to-be-my-tablet-background version:

[lavender-gayz]

okay, obviously taking it as read that sofia was justified in wanting oz to suffer. this man was complicit in getting her locked up in a grotesque mockery of a mental institution for 10 years AND murdered her brother AND framed someone else for it AND stole her drug operation AND left her at the hands of a rival gang.

can we talk about how well-conceived her revenge plan was?

a regular, unimaginative person who'd got their hands on their enemy's beloved mother would have physically tortured and/or killed her in front of him and called it a day. not our girl!

she initiates the worst family therapy session and makes oz's mum confront the reality that he (a) killed her other two sons and (b) is willing to keep lying about it even when her physical safety is very much at stake. oz finds out his mother once wanted him dead AND hears her truthfully say she hates him now AND gets stabbed by her AND watches her collapse.

masterful plan. well done, sofia. i hope the thought keeps you warm at night.

[capeise]

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[mantybat]

Robin Lord Taylor Sleeping

Beautiful Indeed

Scenes from the Mandela Effect Movie and from Skeletons Short Film

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

i wonder if doctor who writers know that it's possible to do literally any amount of research before saying something about animals

[coffee-at-annies]

From one American to another, shakes are on Rusty. Happy Thanksgiving.

🐧🐧

[martyrbat]

‘he still looks good! handsome guy...’ ‘aging well, hair still thick....’

[sedentarydreams]

[theodorka]

Now that I've conquered my demons and am no longer possessed by the feral impulse to write Snape in lingerie, I stg I'll update my WIPs as soon as I recover from the marathon writing endeavor this was. In the meantime, please enjoy this quote from the forthcoming chapter of A Colder Kind of Carnage(CW: Explicit Sexual Content), my ongoing Severus Snape x Reader fic.

“…Do…you want to go see the penguins?” Severus asks you, because he cannot ask himself it seems. You’ve seen penguins before, of course. Severus has not seen penguins; you can tell by the air of misery that cloaks him, the way it does everyone who hasn't witnessed penguins during their brief time on this earth. The suffering in Severus is palpable and the solution is penguins. And so, you make the sacrifice in dignity for the sake of his mortal soul. It’s not like you can see penguins too many times in your life anyway.

“I’d like to see the penguins.” you say quietly. Severus sighs dramatically, as if terribly inconvenienced by your childish insistence to observe nature and its wildlife.

[daily-ynfg-worlds]

Star Ocean

[witekspicsbanknotes]

500 / FIVE HUNDRED FRACTALS -> A WORLD IN MOTION => an another note concept by CRANE MICRO OPTICS. The pictures are taken from the same note which was moving (see it only on CRANE www as a kind of movie ) and you can find easily the differences.

[ageless-aislynn]

Angst! 16

Fluff! 13

Misc.! 16

And… for characters I’m going to throw out Kai, Alenko, and Soap. Do whatever pairings or friendships you’d like. Also I’m not gonna die if you choose not to use those characters. Or prompts. I dunno, I just wanna read your stuff man.

*glee* Thank you SO much for sending some prompts my way! These are all pretty short but mark my first time writing 2 of the 3 characters, so I'm just carefully dipping a toe in the COD and ME pools, lol!

Thanks so much again! 😎👍

Angst 16. “Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish & Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

"Are you hurt?"

"No."

"Then why are there bruises all over your face?"

"You ought to see the other guy, Lt," Soap said with an unrepentant grin, unmarred by the fact his left eye was nearly swollen shut and he had a prominent cut on his lower lip.

Ghost sighed slightly behind his skull balaclava. "Sure I'll recognize him by all the bruises on his knuckles," he said dryly.

Fluff 13. Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

Kaidan Alenko/Commander Shepard, Mass Effect (reader's choice as to whether it's male or female Shep 😉)

"Are you flirting with me?"

"You finally noticed?"

Kaidan squinted, several Commander Shepards swimming in front of him in the dim bar lighting, all wearing fondly amused expressions.

"You are flirting with me!" he stated as if having uncovered a core secret of the universe.

Shepard's smile broadened. "Think it's time to take you home and tuck you into bed."

"I'm going home with Cmdr. Shepard," he proclaimed loudly to the crowd around them. Several people raised a glass in good-natured salutes.

"Yeah, they know." Shepard got an arm around him, sliding him off the bar stool and onto his feet. "Most of them were at our wedding, after all."

Misc 16. “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

Kai-125 & Vannak-134, Halo the series

"YOU SAID TO BE HONEST, STOP HITTING ME!"

John heard Kai's shout from the hallway outside of the Spartan quarters and shoved the door open to see—

He blinked. For a solid moment, he wasn't quite sure what he was seeing, actually. Kai vaulted over her own bed, being pursued hotly by Vannak.

"That wasn't honest," he said grimly. "You're just being mean."

"Look, it's not my fault that that penguin documentary was kinda lame and—"

"IT WAS NOT!" Vannak bellowed back and took a swing at her that would've definitely put a marine in the infirmary for a month, if not in the ground, permanently. For Kai, it would've at the very least mussed her hair. "Those penguins are adorable and—"

"Lame. Laaaaaame," she singsonged, ducking a flurry of punches, then doing a very impressive parkour run up the wall into a backflip that sent her soaring over the enraged Spartan's head.

"THEY'RE NOT LAME, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

John looked over at Riz, who was calmly sitting at a nearby table, reading something on her padd. She met his gaze, shrugged, and then went back to reading.

They crisscrossed the room rapidly, with Vannak coming close to getting his hands on her but, ultimately, Kai would manage to slip away at the last second. The entire time, she continued to issue penguin insults that, for some reason, the other Spartan took extremely personally.

John opened his mouth, about to say… something. Then he gave a slight shake of his head.

"I have paperwork to do," he announced to no one. "Don't I, Cortana?"

"I can find you some, Chief."

"That would be great," he said and just turned around and walked away.

Sentence Starters

[wikagirl]

I know,

Like the ocean needs the moon to take the tides away,

All we need's a little time to chase the blues away,

Sun is out and it feels like it's always gonna stay,

Let this last forever and turn tomorrow,

Into yesterday.

[drzone]

JPG……. so cute…..