#perhapsrampancy

[fiannans]

I just saw the Panam post and got war flashbacks of the EMBARRASSMENT I felt over the VIDEO GAME GIRL TURNING ME DOWN. 🤣 CDPR did us sooo dirty. (At least we have River. 🙏)

asdfjl;kajsdfjlsdf I was too scared to make a move on her for exactly that reason, I already knew she wasn't into girls (why 😭) and I knew I wouldn't be able to stand the secondhand embarrassment if she rejected me. 😳🙈😂 Literally going to have to make a male V just to romance her, smh.

Saw a male V player say the same thing about River actually, they were heartbroken when their V tried to kiss him during the water tower scene and he turned them down...CDPR really chose to make all of us suffer by making Panam and River straight. 😭

[heroofshield]

Top 5 places you've been? 🤩

Badlands (aka the one time buffalo caused a traffic jam and I realized how big they really were)

Vancouver (aka the one time I traveled by myself for the first time)

Nashville, TN (aka adventuring on my own)

Scotland (only b/c I was so young when I went that I only have vague memories)

Wisconsin Dells

[moosifers]

9, 23, and 41 for the act 1 asks please! (Sorry if you've already answered)

9. Do you have a favorite member of the Tiefling Refugees? Is it the same as your Character's?

Personally I love Zevlor. Give me a sad older man and he will be my favourite I can't help it. Wes is very fond of Arabella and would kill people to keep her safe. He respects and has a soft spot for Alfira because she is also a bard.

23. What are your Character's thoughts on the dream visitor?

Ooooh. Wes' feelings toward them at first was rather confused and guarded. He doesn't fully trust them or their intentions but also struggles slightly because he WANTS to trust them.

41. Is your Character accustomed to being on the road from before the events of the adventure?

Yep! He's a travelling bard. Originally he was part of a troupe but they parted ways due to [ahem] musical differences. So he's been travelling ever since, taking in the sights and trying his hardest to enjoy the little things in life.

Thank you for the ask :D

BG3 Act 1 Asks

[sillylilfang]

Hi! I just wanted to say I love your art style and I love the way you draw Lambert and Aiden together. Aiden's design is so cool! Thank you for what you do!

thank you! I'm glad you like it here 🥰

[noodledrawsandstuff]

(Tag dump/long post warning) Appreciation Post !!! Big ups to my gang

Felt like being nice today >:) This year hasn't been all that good to me, but these wonderful people have been a great help! (Even if I don't talk to/interact much with some of them) They're all sweethearts and if you like me for whatever reason then you should follow them if you don't already! (Sorry if I get repetitive but hehe + sorry if I forget someone... there's a shit load to go through here, I might need two posts-)

Of course I have to start with my all my fellas: cotton_candylover (watch-through buddy!), @barakidpirates (helped make my strawpage!) and purple_rainfrog (my co-writer in the dark ages...), you lot are great and I love watching through anime and being little shithead weirdos with you :3 why don't you have tumblr 😠 I'm going to skin you

@drago-is-me You are my lil guy and I want to grab and throttle you, also I love your art I want to kiss you platonically and then fight you to the death

@fortheloveofkiller I love your art sm!!!! You are greatness, and I will always respect a fellow Killer lover

@wyvernslovecake Shriek is my daughter and I love her dearly, you're very silly and I love you for it, also your writing is 👌

@perhapsrampancy Lovely friend of the worm (FOTW!!!) I want to give you a nice hug and a head pat and a big platonic kiss :3

@lxshoxk Your op bulls are yummy yummy and you are magnificent, you deserve all the best things you could want (and you're a FOTW for bonus points)

@d-angel00 Good FOTW and a very talented artist!! I adore you sm I wanna give you the biggest hug I can muster

@schwazombie Another lovely FOTW I adore you ty for the beautiful Killer on my straw page I love him

@baby-xemnas Peak lawbepo/luzo/kidkiller, incredible artist I want to kiss your art mwah it gives me life

@mekachu04 Incredible amazing showstopping artist, and a FOTW!!!

@shipshinablog Your art is absolutely delicious, I adore how you draw Heat and Wire they are just so beautiful I want to kiss them

@thamaris Another incredible artist!!! I adore your art, especially your gorgeous Wire he is yum

@a-killer-obsession Another one!!!!!!! Your art is adorable and your fics are just ough 5-star meals + fellow Killer enjoyer >:)

@nethhiri I adore your art/fics too ough I wanna devour it!!! (I'm repeating myself a lot but trust me I mean it! You're wonderful and very talented!!!)

@don-mellow Hehehe your art is scrumptious I love your big juicy muscular big titty men especially your Wire he is so fine

@magnuspirate I absolutely adore your art, your Heat is magnificent ty for showing him the love he deserves, plus your designs for the crew are so peak ough *eats* (ty for grey haired Wire I want to kiss him he's so pretty)

@toonsparks Your art is so fun and cute and ough I love it sm I need it more than oxygen bc its just so mmm it makes me joyous

@gratefulcheeses Your art makes me so feral, the way you draw my favourite beautiful boys is so ough delicious I will devour it

@moedesparta Another incredible artist, your art is so scrumptious I want it injected into my veins

@lfypj Your art is so fucking good oml I am in love with how you draw Kid and Killer they look so damn fine

@swampstew-stories (I cant tag your main lol-) I am feral for your writing ough it is just immaculate (personal shoutout to the Kid OnlyFans AU and Killer Tiktok AU they both give me life in very different ways)

@misaneeragoni FOTW!!! Your art is wonderful it makes me all giddy, also you are wonderful too!

Alright I think that's it.... unless I make a part 2 then it isn't- Either way, ty for sticking around if you got this far! You're a real trooper (insert name here.) Go follow the people above they're all wonderful and they deserve the world! All their art and fics and beautifulness has helped me at a time where I felt like the water in the Thames, this post doesn't even begin to describe how much I appreciate them and love what they do but I hope its at least something!

[starsandskies]

Karthalis

Commission from last December.

Karthalis belongs to @perhapsrampancy.

[glitchinginthegarden]

OC Smash Or Pass

I'm doing another one because I can. No pressure tagging: @matapang-coffee, @totentnz, @perhapsrampancy, @hiighborg

RULES: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

A/S/L (or something)

Full Name: Virgil "Gil" Vickerström / changed to Gil Vickers in 2071

Age: 35

Height: 6'5 / 196cm

Eyes: Cloud gray Kiroshis, naturally brown

Hair: Teal/phthalo green 'hawk, dirty blonde sides/roots (sometimes dyes his short hairs for fun)

Gender: Cis man

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pros +

LORGE. In every way. Yes, that way too.

Polite AF. Gil grew up corpo and a lot of the etiquette he had drilled into him during that time stuck. He says his "please" and "thank you"s, is usually the first to offer a handshake, holds doors open for others, will carry your groceries, etc etc.

Generally just a flat out good dude.

Extremely laid back, friendly, chill - to the point that it makes some people wary of him because they think it's not genuine. He is guilty of using this to his advantage if the situation calls for it though.

Grade A cuddler. You will never be cold, you will always have ample tits to rest your weary head upon, and he's content to spend an entire day like that.

Cons -

He participates in street fights at least one or two nights every week. He will come back bloody and bruised and possibly in need of stitches. And he will be thrilled about it. He will not ask for anything from you in tending to these wounds.

Watson's local ('ganic) weed man. If you don't like the dank, this ain't gonna work. He used to deal hard drugs too but stopped years ago.

Drives a candy grape panel van (or in-universe a Mahir Supron) and has no interest in upgrading his wheels.

His laid-back attitude can sometimes make his partners feel as though he's not invested.

He takes a loooong time to actually open up to someone. If you want more than a quick romp, he takes work.

Can "flip a switch" when he needs to be cold/ruthless/etc. Putting this in cons because it's jarring and borderline unhealthy (thanks, Arasaka).

Extra Propaganda

Most commonly seen in an open pink bathrobe, boxers, and nothing else. Will run errands like this. Take that as you will.

Connections out the wazoo. If you need something, he either has it or knows who does.

Extrovert and well practiced in carrying introverts through social situations.

Most things are low stakes to him. He's not the type to get upset or take it personally if someone turns him down for anything. Very "go with the flow".

Ex-hit man. If you need someone gone in Night City, he'll have it done in a week, max, but it'll cost you.

Likes to feel useful and that extends to bedroom. He's very service forward. Ultimately, an absolute switch though.

Good luck getting him to keep a shirt on.

[ziorre]

Giveaway art for @perhapsrampancy

[strafethesesinners]

OC Smash or Pass

Tagged by @orionlancasterr @blissfulalchemist @adelaidedrubman thank you so much loves!

rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

art by the amazing @iigo-art

Quick Facts

Full Name: Cooper Alexander McCoy

Age: 33 in his canon (2018), would be 39 in 2024 (born August 18, 1985)

Gender: Cis male, he/him pronouns

Sexuality: bisexual

Height/Weight: 6’4” (193.04 cm), ~250lbs (113.40 kg)

Features: curly blond hair, light grayish blue eyes, muscly, multiple tattoos, suntanned, dimples.

Pros

🤠 charming, kind and happy most of the time

🤠 Always up for adventure; very spontaneous

🤠 is a great cook and loves making food for others.

🤠 Great in bed

🤠 Strong. Can lift anybody up.

🤠 Works out but won’t make you do it with him.

🤠 Skilled in MMA and wrestling (will beat someone up for you within reason.)

🤠 cowboy.

🤠 Mysteriously always has cash for things.

Cons

😈 is literally a wanted criminal pretending to be a law enforcement officer.

😈 not very clever. Be ready to explain things to him several times as he zones out.

😈 Easily distracted and has an extremely short attention span.

😈 very much into weed, psychedelics, cocaine, and alcohol.

😈 likes to party all night and will be a big baby about his hangover the next day.

😈 gets angry quickly (but also calms down fairly quickly too).

😈 likes fighting a little too much.

😈 Arrogant and stubborn as hell

😈 smoker.

😈blond guy.

Tagging @unleashed111 @deputyash @stannussy @derelictheretic @purplehairsecretlair @strangefable @direwombat @socially-awkward-skeleton @ruvviks @josephseedismyfather @josephslittledeputy @henbased @cassietrn @voidbuggg @g0dspeeed @florbelles @transcaster @perhapsrampancy @belorage @katsigian @inafieldofdaisies and whoever else wants to!

[mxanigel]

Character Playlist Game

Post a link to or provide a list of tracks for an OC or blorbo's playlist, and people can ask about the reasoning a song might be on there! Is it very literal? The kind of music they'd listen to? Inexplicable Vibes That Came To You In A Vision?

Thanks for the tag, @dr-paine! Y'all are getting entries from Shion's OT3 playlist, though multiple tracks overlap with Neri Surana and Lynn Shepard because my brain do be like that.

No-pressure tagging @poetikat @arendaes @nowandthane @vice-president-galade @milesmentis @captastra @ardentgrace @perhapsrampancy @spindleweedss and anyone else interested in playing!

Cole Swindell - You Should Be Here

The Offspring - Gone Away

Simple Plan - Gone Too Soon

Garbage - Even Though Our Love Is Doomed

Two Steps From Hell ft. Merethe Soltvedt - Stay

Carly Rae Jepsen - Cut to the Feeling

Griff - Walk

Dagny - Love You Like That

The Strike - I Fall Hard

Victoria Anthony - Kinda into You

The Cab - Angel with a Shotgun

The Unlikely Candidates - World in My Pocket

Moddi - House by the Sea

Laur Elle - B.E.S.T.

SEKAI NO OWARI - ANTI-HERO

The George Twins - Unconditionally (cover)

August Royals - Kiss My Scars

Vicetone - Walk Thru Fire

Kastra ft. Linney - Without You

NEEDTOBREATHE - Something Beautiful

Sleeping At Last - Pluto

Imagine Dragons - Natural

flor - hold on

Charlotte Sands - Want You Like That

Romance on a Rocketship - Constellations

Katharine McPhee ft. Jason Reeves - Terrified

USS - Us

WALK THE MOON - One Foot

The Midnight - Sunset

Andy Grammer - I Found You

Andy Grammer - Good In Me

BANNERS - Someone to You

[heroofshield]

U from fandom asks? ✨️

Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

oh boy, in no particular order

Kaidan Alenko, Mass Effect: he's so goddamn well adjusted and has a dorito waist -plus he's the only one who calls Shepard out on their shit in 2 & 3. Also that walk he does in The Citadel DLC? hot

2. Alistair Theirin, Dragon Age: The first lines he had ("I'll name one of my children after you, the grumpy one") had me laughing and going "That one" (plus the whole 'licked a lamppost' was just the best). He's got his issues but the snarky dialogue made me want to romance him.

3. Eliot Spencer, Leverage: I mean, he can kick your ass and then make a five-star meal almost immediately after. Plus he can sing. The man does it all and will want to help you if he can. 10/10

[moosifers]

Geralt ☺️💜

I just!!! Love him so much and it frustrates me so much how a chunk of fandom completely mischaracterises him because they see a big strong man and make assumptions about his character based on that and none of the assumptions are correct.

Most of my rants about him usually boil down to that complaint lol. I spend so much time in the main Geralt tag on ao3 and I'm fighting for my life there. Epitome of 'he would not fucking say/do that'

[captastra]

Thank you for the tag @cloudofbutterflies92 @marivenah @shellibisshe and @adelaidedrubman <3. Still struggling to write and today has not been fun at all but I have a little something for Rogue Trader I had been working on and figured why not start off the year with the new fandom I'm writing for and introducing my new oc, Lethyan von Valancius. cw: brief mention of torture

Lethyan gave a curt nod when Heinrix finished and motioned for the others to double check their gear and weapons before they were to head out again. Abelard gave her a hard stare as she spoke, making Lethyan work to keep her face the determined mask of a Rogue Trader ready to face whatever heresy lay before them. 

Inside though, her mind was racing, dark tendrils threatening to pull her back to the darkness of her past. Lethyan felt the adrenaline course through her veins, every nerve alive and ready to act on a moment’s notice. 

But it wasn’t the danger that lurked in the halls of the monastery that frightened her. Many a planet had seen sudden upheavals and cults pop up, the seeds of chaos an ever present blight on the Imperial worlds. No, the danger that gripped her soul came from the past, brought back by the bodies that littered the floor around them. 

Lethyan didn’t dare give them a glance, their faces already etched into her memory, her screams coming from their dead forms. A wave of nausea washed over her, her throat beginning to burn as acid bubbled up her throat. 

How easily the Inquisitor had twisted and maimed these bodies. Lethyan had come across a handful of Inquisitors in her time. Each one a devout and rigid follower of the Inquisitor code.  

And Inquisitor Heinrix van Calox had done nothing to prove her observations otherwise. 

No pressure tags: @kourumi @kyber-infinitygems @poetikat @adflictionem @mxanigel @confidentandgood @arendaes @spaceratprodigy @darkfire1177 @olliesaurus-rex @bitchesofostwick @incognito-insomniac @aceghosts @yuelaos-codex @awhellstothejoe @nightbloodbix @galaxycunt @theelderhazelnut @cassieuncaged @orionlancasterr @mxkelsifer @valiantvillain @perhapsrampancy @euryalex @carlosoliveiraa @onehornedbeast @bearcina @gayafsatan @isobel-thorm @orchidnebula @luinen-bluewater and anyone else who has something they want to share.

[cairaleighexe]

commission for @poetikat and @perhapsrampancy! 🩷

[pikafunnyshitdump]

MERRY CHRISMAS NAKAMA I LOVE YOU GUYS @schoute @perhapsrampancy

[pikapeppa]

hi this abt "I'll meet you in the end" i love it sm but when law admitted he slept with zoro i fell to my knees in a metaphorical walmart and just thought "without me????? where we cant see????" also i realized this isnt anon but i must ask, will we be able to see sometime in the future? 👀 ehe

HAHAH I'm glad you're enjoying the fic!!

Re: Zoro and Law: I don't want to promise anything since I'm not much of an M/M smut writer she says having just finished writing a huge scene of Ace/Sanji. But I can offer this sketch instead by @perhapsrampancy, i.e. my partner-in-crime!! Please feel free to imagine this is how the ZoLaw hookup went. 😂

For anyone who is curious about the fic: I'll Meet You In The End is here on AO3. University AU, self-insert/Reader, you get to have sex with the following FINE gentlemen:

Ace

Sanji

Sabo

Ace (again, because he’s special)

Zoro

Zoro/Sanji threesome (with Zosan flavour)

Kid

Kid & Killer threesome (platonic Kid & Killer)

Law

Law (epilogue -- soon to come!)

-- love from your friendly neighbourhood Pika xoxo ❤