#phrogstuck

[phorgstuck]

what is phrogstuck and why would you make a blog about it??

phrogstuck is a discord rp of a game of sburb played by 12 trolls, 4 princes, 4 bards, and 4 thieves!! we all love it so much that we made a blog for it :> here we’re going to talk about characters, post art, and maybe even answer questions??? :0

other mods can add anything they want!!!

[phorgstuck]

thats what it was intended to be >:)

if you want to find out more ask us stuff here!!!!

okay so! the session is 4 thieves 4 princes and 4 bards. a mysterious figure named "aqtufi" sent out the game, and its been vaguely implied that they r a prince/thief/bard and their 2 best friends from the session that created this universe r also each 1 of those classes n thats why. its called "phrogstuck" because theres a tax evadin phrog in it. everyone in it is a mentally fucked up teen but no ones murdered each other on purpose yet. its made me cry(and yes u can share this!! in fact pls do)

4 Princes, Bards and Thieves? I’m sorry, I know that I usually try to separate Classes from very specific personalities, and every Class can be Good or Bad, but my lord does that sound like a recipe for absolute disaster.

Tax evading phrogs... Yeah that tracks. It definitely sounds. Complex.

[phorgstuck]

beginning roll call/current roll call :)

[phorgstuck]

[ID: A completely black image with the words “here’s the thing.” on it in purple. End ID.]

[ID: A digital drawing in a simple, lineless style of a troll from Homestuck from the neck up looking away with an unhappy expression. She has long black hair with a violet streak in the bangs, fins, and horns that curve out and then in again. Violet text to her left says “I can’t do anything right,” End ID.] (All further images are digital drawings in a lineless style.) 

[ID: The same image as before, but now the troll has shorter hair (chin-length) and the text says “I can’t do anything right, try as I absolutely totally might.” End ID.]

[ID: A drawing of a troll looking directly at the camera. She has dark gray facepaint covering half her face and with a swirly pattern where it stops, long black hair, and horns that curve backwards. The same face is repeated behind her, slightly faded and with white eyes. Purple text at the top and bottom of the image says “The bones are melting, the skeleton is ash”. End ID.] 

[ID: A drawing of a troll looking down with a happy expression. They have short fluffy black hair, horns that curl forward, and are wearing a blue shirt, although we can’t see past their shoulders. Black splatters are scattered across the lower half of the image, in a way that indicated the troll is looking in the direction of the splatters. Blue text says “the clavicle detaches and falls with a deafening crash.” End ID.]

[ID: The same troll as before, but now they look angry and are pointing at something off-camera. Blue text says “And I’m not your protagonist”. End ID.]

[ID: The troll with the violet in her hair from the first pictures is now shown again, with her hand on her cheek, looking thoughtful and unhappy. Violet text above her reads in parentheses “I’m not even my own.” End ID.]

[ID: A close-up of a troll’s face. Their horns go straight out and then curve up, and their hair is a short bob. Their mouth is open and their eyes have been replaced with the Void symbol, which looks like a spiral without the center. A pattern of static and blocks of color has been overlaid to give a glitching effect. Blue text at the top and bottom of the picture reads “I don’t know anything/I don’t even know what I don’t know.” End ID.]

[ID: A series of beige and light green lines indicate the shape of trees. Green text at the bottom of the picture reads “and if you look outside you’ll see disintegrating trees”, but the “disintegrating trees” has an echo effect to it. End ID.]

[ID: A purposely pixelated image of a small troll standing in front of a green background. Due to the pixels, the only details shown are a black shirt, gray pants, and short hair. Red text at the bottom reads “the artificial way the sunlight bounces off the waxy leaves”. End ID.]

[ID: A drawing of a troll standing with her hands held together in front of her. She is wearing a gray hoodie with a pink pocket, black pants, and fuchsia shoes. Her hair is about elbow-length, she has fins, and her horns curve towards each other and are decorated with gold circlets that are linked together. She has splatters of gold on her pants, hoodie, and shoes, and looks upset. Fuchsia text at the top reads “My heart catches on every thorn”. End ID.]

[ID: A drawing of a troll with horns that loop and short, messy hair smiling and looking forward. She’s wearing a purple jacket and is holding the hands of another troll, who we can only see the head of. The other troll has gold blood on them and has four horns which are curvy and black hair that covers their eyes. Stairs are outlined behind the first troll, and fuchsia text reads “You’re already halfway out the door.” End ID.]

[ID: The fuchsia troll is now looking away. Fuchsia text reads “And I have never looked so old.” End ID.]

[ID: The drawing of the troll in the purple jacket again. She is now also looking away and not smiling. Red text at the top of the image reads “and i have never been so cold”. End ID.]

[ID: A drawing showing the fuchsia troll and the one in the purple jacket facing each other in profile, not showing any of their faces. The troll in the jacket is shown to be dragging the body of another troll with four horns, a white coat, black shirt, black shoes and gray pants. There’s gold spots going from the fuchsia troll to the other two. Text fading from fuchsia to red at the top says “and it is 85 degrees.” Gold text with a drippy effect at the bottom says “I don’t know what I need.” End ID.]

[ID: A black background with a wheel of images on it. The images, going counterclockwise from the left, are a gold spiral, a teal circle with three squiggly lines extending from it, a stylized pair of wings in brown, two blue horizontal wavy lines, two vertical red wavy lines, a stylized jade green sun, a purple gear, a olive heart, a stylized fuchsia angry face, a dark blue line with three more lines extending down from it, a simplified violet skull, and a blue spiral without a middle. End ID.]

[ID: A close up of a cup of tea sitting on a bunch of gray rectangles with wavy lines coming off of it indicating steam. Blue text above it reads “There’s lukewarm mango sweet hibiscus tea” End ID.]

[ID: A drawing of a completely gray person lying on their back staring up. They have two blue antennae which form diamond shapes and a yellow stripe across their face and three gray marks on the stripe, indicating eyes. A very large orange cat is partially shown off to one side. Dark blue text at the top reads “on the hot garbage pile in which i fucking sleep”. End ID.]

[ID: A drawing of the troll with four horns, a white coat, and a black shirt, standing upright with their hands to their head and an angry expression. The place where eyes would normally be drawing is a blur of pink and bright blue, and bright pink and blue scribbles are drawn all around them. Gold text says “The walls are empty/It’s so ugly/I could burn the whole place down.” End ID.]

[ID: The troll with horns that go out and then curve up and a black bob is looking offscreen with a concerned expression. Behind them is a blue gradient and spots of blue are going across the picture. Blue text at the bottom says “It wouldn’t catch, cause all the posters are on their way to my hometown.” End ID.]

[ID: A close up of the troll with four horns. Their tongue is sticking out. Their hair covers their eyes, but a faint blue and pink glow is shown coming out from underneath it. They are surrounded by pink hearts and gold stars, some of which have bright pink or blue x’s through them. Gold text reads “And I am not your protagonist.” End ID.]

[ID: A troll with horns that curl forward, a black bob, and an orange scarf is touching a feather quill to a piece of paper. A thick yellow swirl is coming out of the paper and fading to white behind them. Brown text in the white reads “(I’m not even my own...)” End ID.]

[ID: A drawing of a troll sitting on a rooftop. The drawing is from far away, so there’s few details, but the troll is wearing a teal hat with earflaps. Teal text reads “I don’t know anything, I don’t even know, what I don’t know.” End ID.]

[ID: Black lines indicate trees with leaves falling. Gray lines of various shades are all around the black lines, giving it a blurry or shaky effect. Blue text at the top reads “And if you look outside you’ll see, disintegrating trees.” End ID.] 

[ID: A picture of a leaf with several overlays and edits to make it appear glitchy. Green text reads “The artificial way the sunlight bounces off the glitching leaves”. End ID.]

[ID: A picture of a troll crying olive tears as they hold out a necklace with a silver heart pendant in front of them. Their teeth are pointy and we can’t see their horns. A pink glow comes from the silver heart. Green text reads “My wet heart catches on every thorn.” End ID.]

[ID: A troll in a purple dress with long black hair and horns that wave backwards is smiling with a sad expression as they reach up to words. Their eyes are fading to white. Their hand is covered in purple and is touching purple words on a door that read “youre already halfway out the door.” End ID.] 

[ID: The drawing is divided into three parts vertically. The first shows a close up of a troll frowning. Their eyes are obscured and the background underneath their face is blue. Blue text above them says “And I’m so” and fuchsia text below them says “tiny.” The second shows a troll’s face with their eyes obscured smiling widely. The background is purple. Purple text above reads “And so” and red text below reads “old”. The third is a face with blue and pink x’s in place of eyes and a slightly open mouth. The background is blue. White ext over the face reads “and god it’s never been so cold.” (god is in green.) Gold text below reads “cold”. End ID.]

[ID: A black background with “And it is 85 degrees” in white. End ID.]

[ID: A black background. The text “I don’t know what I need” in a gradient of colors is in the middle, surrounded by hands. The hands are as follows, clockwise from left; a gray hand pointing, a red hand reaching down, streaked with gold, a fuchsia hand with gold splatters in a fist, an olive hand forming half a heart, a violet hand with black fingernails, a blue hand fading into black, a teal hand giving a thumbs up, a purple hand pointing, a green hand with a glitchy effect, a blue hand and a gold hand touching each other (the gold hand has bright blue and pink lines around it), and a brown hand that is covered in slashes of black and gray. End ID.]

PHEW this took me uhhhh literal months?? but here it is! the official Phrogstuck Lyricstuck to Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott!!

[phorgstuck]

hi im mod masgor!!! im the creator of the masgors and use e/em or they/them or she/her, but e/em is my preference. im the creator of the masgors and the phrogstuck recap which i will post here shortly!

[bread--quest]

COMMANDER KARKAT???? THE PERSON WITH THE RIGHTS TO HOMESTUCK???? IM FLATTERED OMG

@commanderkarkat HELLO

I'm mod Aseret, aka @lucifurlaurens, but you can call me Laurens or Idate

Phorgstuck is a roleplay that I created on Discord which consists of 4 bards, 4 thieves and 4 princes who received a copy of a game they never heard about before (read: SGRUB)

This blog's other mods are the roleplayers! Not everyone is here, but we have a pinned post talking abt the kiddos.

The troll who sent those, Aqtufi, is a fuchsiablood from a doomed session who wanted to give to their kind a second chance. They picked this three classes specifically because of their now gone friends, who were murdered or died during the game.

Things started to "go down", you could say, after the Prospit Ball, an event hosted on Prospit as a celebration with both dream moons. There was an attack in middle of the event, and many of the dreamselves were killed. Some also went to prison (but they escaped because Love Wins). After that, tension began to build up, and both moons declared war.

The session also began to "glitch", as the game was severely damaged. With that, a player which didn't take part of the original session joined them; their name being Luxioh Viridi. Even tho he didn't receive a SGRUB copy nor did he plan on participating, the game's failed system made him appear there.

Some players (Baylie and Leviat) also died. Baylie's dream self was killed by a Prospit guard, as they were a Dersite who went to their moon to find their friend (Leviat), unaware of the declarations of war and the other moon's rage. Their "real" self war killed by one of the consorts, which claimed that the Prince of Breath could bring

Leviat's Prospit self died trying to protect/wake up one of their friends. They freaked out after remembering that irl (while they were on Achlys' house), they died while fighting with Lillie, a friend and also one of the trolls in the session.

But Leviat is a dual-dreamer so there's a chance of them coming back if they god-tier.

mEANWHILE Zinkaa, our Time player, realized that oh shit ectobiology is a thing and asks for Luxioh and Camrin to help her out with it. The three are vibin on da meteor and doing that shit.

There is more but I don't think that I'd manage to get everything here.

Unfortunately, the rp has kinda died now, but it is super fun and I love it. I'm still making other discord fansessions tho, like Naturally Chaotic, but we need a bunch'a more peeps for it ahah.

Shameless advertising, if anyone wan join Naturally Chaotic, here's a link.

https://discord.gg/YEvSEVYV63

[phorgstuck]

**EVERY PLAYER AS A GOOGLE TRANSLATE SINGS LINE:**

BAYLIE: Now, now, follow me.

PHANTA: Why does this carrot grow?

LUXIOH: You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals; it fills his pockets, blessing all verbs.

ZINKAA: Dude, do not worry. I will have to attack again!

AIRWAN: What am I doing?

LILLIE: I am angry about the new rules!

ZESSAC: Yes, friends.

AVRUNE: Me fall accidents.

ACHLYS: Oops, thinking, thought.

LEVIAT: Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God!

CAMRIN: I really want to be the Supreme Court.

KRIREN: Get up early in the morning in the fields of worship.

[phorgstuck]

phrogstuck characters as bad zazzle t-shirts

here's the link where i got the t-shirts from

zessac

(a gray shirt with the words “what is the wifi password”)

phanta

(A white shirt with a picture of a sloth and the words “live slow, die whenever”)

kriren

(a yellowish-orange shirt with the words “thats nice but what if those two characters were boyfriends”)

leviat

(a yellow shirt with the words “WELCOME to the vortex of futility”)

airwan

(a green shirt with the words “you had me at hewwo”)

luxioh

(a green shirt with the words “everything happens so much”)

camrin

(a light blue shirt saying “i have done a lot of stupid things out of loneliness”)

achlys

(a blue shirt with the words “anime? hm. anime with the barest sprinkling of pretentious/entry-level philosophical concepts? let me at it”) idk if achlys actually watches troll anime this just has the right Energy

baylie

(a dark blue shirt with the words “you know when you think about it your teeth are the only part of your skeleton you can really touch”)

zinkaa

(a red shirt with the words “clowns need at least five gentle touches a day to feel connected and appreciated”)

avrune

(a black shirt with the words “please leave me alone but don’t ignore me get out of here love me”)

lillie

(a red shirt saying “i can and will destroy”)

bonus: tibby

(a yellow hat with a line drawing of a frog saying “nothing is forever”)

[homestuckexamination]

okay so! the session is 4 thieves 4 princes and 4 bards. a mysterious figure named "aqtufi" sent out the game, and its been vaguely implied that they r a prince/thief/bard and their 2 best friends from the session that created this universe r also each 1 of those classes n thats why. its called "phrogstuck" because theres a tax evadin phrog in it. everyone in it is a mentally fucked up teen but no ones murdered each other on purpose yet. its made me cry(and yes u can share this!! in fact pls do)

4 Princes, Bards and Thieves? I’m sorry, I know that I usually try to separate Classes from very specific personalities, and every Class can be Good or Bad, but my lord does that sound like a recipe for absolute disaster.

Tax evading phrogs... Yeah that tracks. It definitely sounds. Complex.