#pigmar

[aggrorat]

I was watching slimecicles infinitecraft video and I found the wildest shit. So he found the word "🐽🌊pigmare", and I was like "what the ever loving fuck is a pigmare?" So I googled it. Turns out it's a really specific word for a pig related nightmare. But that's not the crazy shit. When I looked back up at the video he found the word "Pigasus" which sounded like the perfect creature for the world of ringard (my dnd campaign) and I googled it. Expecting to find a pig pegasus, I SCREAMED when I realized pigasus was an actual pig who was nominated for president

And that's not all friends, PIGASUS WAS ARRESTED FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT AT HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

so long story short, I have a new idol to look up to now

[incorrectvermintide]

Kruber: Sir, this is an intervention.

Saltzpyre: What? No! I have it under control. I can take it off whenever I want.

Kerillian: [reading from a letter] Dear One-Eye, I do not like that stupid hat. I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork. It makes you look like such a dork.

[minoukatze]

I had to. He’s so majestic.

Also- hello, Catrinne’s room!