#pls dont ask

[alien-slushie]

Danny: If anyone asks, I'm pregnant.

Sam: Okay.

Tucker: Gotcha

Valerie: Really? You're not even gonna ask?

Tucker: No.

Sam: I really don't want to know.

Valerie: Well okay then.

[newendexcuriosity]

Triple post day

Have I mentioned that I drew these?

CORRUPTED CUBICAL HELL YE🦅H (there was a headcanon of him having the same abilities as Cube but eh)

CREDITS TO @coffee-starlight-1111 FOR THE PUBLIC WHITEBOARD- (sry for mentioning you)

The last one is an old “what if” scene and I don’t like it anymore

The first one is still my personal favorite whiteboard drawing tho-

[psychicvoidtale]

[idraw5ometimes]

What is the strangest thing, you've ever encountered during your time on tumblr?

Mines the shoe eating phone man.

Also wtf is the, 'Shoe eating phone man?' are we talking the phone guy?

[dasniichts-a]

Well he's out of ideas. Sampo's throwing his hands up and speaking in his normal voice. "You win Mr. Yang. You're ungovernable! I give up!" So much for getting under his skin.

"That or maybe I'm too smart for whatever you seem to think you're trying to get away with." A short pause. "You need to invest in a detangling comb, a stand, and a conditioner for the wig. It's poking out at odd ends."

Don't ask why he knows this.

[1eos]

the blade im working on reallly looks like leo....he's gonna sue me at this rate

[cliffcrdsfm]

i have honestly missed being on tour with you guys so much. and now when we're back out here? ... wow, do i just wanna go back home. no i'm kidding but i had you goin' there for a moment didn't i? now tell me what's up with you, mischief master, all the things you haven't told me already. i demand a list and i will look through it, grade it from 'good' to 'awful' mischief. you'll get a complete score when i'm finished, doll. // @ashirwinx

[gorilla-grip-knussy]

Hey friendos, I have changed my url from izzy-babygirl-hands to gorilla-grip-knussy!

[sevsalio]

How tall are u guys.

[alien-slushie]

Chaggie Kid(age 17): Uncle Angel, I'm being bullied.

Angel: Tell them I slept with their dad. They'll never speak to you again.

Chaggie Kid: Di-Did you?

Angel, shrugging: Probably not, but they don't gotta know that.

[manchesterau]

did dnp join bluesky??

dan messaged someone who had his name on there!

and he may have offered meet and greet tickets in exchanged

and now he's gonna get phil to message @danrifics for amazingphil dfghbnfgdfgh

[tfshouldidohere]

head in my hands screaming

[bbugspray]

Ive been playing tomodachi life and I think my fave thing to come out of it is Harry and Miku being best friends

[zeropro]

Could we perhaps get some rainmakers please?

[hel-10-s]

Bro imagine if ur boyfriend gets possessed by a ghost during sex, u would have to get rid of him while being horny and butt naked

[obscenicon]

if homestuck was trolls.....